@@p-__ props to you for dedicating your entire life to fart smelling competitions👏 You are on nearly every comment on nearly every video I've seen. Congratulations, I bet yours smell like roses and Kwite's like...well..farts.
Hello people from the future, I’m just here to let you know that the “typo” that so many comments are referring to is that the title was originally “why your a lgbt ally on accident”
3:58 this reminds me of the...I think it was a 4chan greentext story, about a trans woman who, while growing up and not yet out, her parents' dog would hide only the shoes owned by the women of the house - mom, aunts, any female visitors above a certain age. Then after she moved out, transitioned, and visited her parents' house, the dog stole her shoes - even though they were the same shoes she had worn the last time she was visiting.
Anytime I see a botched gender reveal in the news, i say "I really hope they end up being trans." Its really just the icing on the cake for the parents who absolutely had to be that extra
For those confused about the republican party bit with the female mayor, the republican and democrat parties used to be switched. Republicans were leftists (american leftists, centrists for the rest of the world) and democrats were conservatives
@@froobletonIt's mainly because of the world changing from 1850 to now. I mean it makes sense if you think about it, what was considered liberal becomes conservative as the changes people fight for actually happen, and those same people begin fighting to maintain the new status quo born of those changes.
@@froobleton Basically republicans did what a bunch of cancelled youtubers are doing right now and realize it doesnt matter how horrible they are because if they appeal to bigoted right wing talking points they will always have an audience
@@Syuvinya OH you mean the strategy that the republicans want democrats to do now, funny that. (they're always crying about the intolerance of the democrats and that they need to accept bad people like racists)
he's just a narcissistic misogynistic homophobe who thinks straight males like him are always right. men still can't get pregnant though, even the rare ones who are born with a uterus, since they've still got a mostly male reproductive organs and no vaginal canal. neuroscience has proven that gay aka exclusively same-sex attracted people have distinct brain phenotypes from heteros and even if those heteros 'identify' as something else they have identical brain patterns to any regular hetero. proving what every sound person already instinctively knows, that sexuality is solely based on biological sex and 'gender identity' isn't cerebrally innate like sexual orientation is. only homophobic bi people would think that a gay person could willingly have piv intercourse and breed with sb of the opposite sex. as actual gay people we are tired of anti-scientific qWeErs peddling this misogynistic and homophobic rhetoric allowing straight bigots to make a mockery of our entire so-called community. female heteros who choose to be penetrated by males resulting in pregnancy will never be 'male' or 'gay' for their desperate attempts to identify out of their womanhood due to internalized misogyny or to reject their heterosexuality because their want to be 'special' and can’t deal with the self-destructive nature or being attracted to males as a female.
@@spy_for_you14.-inquisition it's probably because he's trying to erase an entire group of people using social media platforms and falsely amplified outrage. It's hard not to have a little disdain for someone who is fine with teen girls getting pregnant but not okay with trans people even existing on planet earth
@@spy_for_you14.-inquisition it probably has to do with the fact that hes fine with teens getting pregnant but not fine with trans people recieving affirming care. It's hard to respect someone who misrepresents data and straight up deceives people to interfere with people's rights. Just food for thought
@@spy_for_you14.-inquisition also I don't find him very funny at all. Unless you count that slab of stone one might call a "five-head" in between his eyebrows
@@TheAmyrlinSeatI mean the use of a is technically correct, since L is a consonant. Doesn't mean it doesn't sound bad, but at least it's not as severe as the other stuff
3:49 In truth, some animals had previous Trauma with certain genders, causing them to act defensively against them. I know about this because of a dog in my neighborhood that will always try to defend themselves (or owners) from woman.
I mean, those born M techinically also have boobs, they're just lil. It's why the german army are freaking out rn because, turns out, slapping your chest makes them grow! (Feel free to fact check me)
Hahahahaha I live in Spain and that ghost is my keychain lmfaooooo, the worst part is that I bought it at a place that looked pretty fascist (like literally shit about our last dictator, but also had some gay stuff so idk) its so funny (didnt know it was supposed to be propaganda against LGBTQ,, I just saw cute gay ghost and got it)
Bro I love the lil guy. Do you have a name for it? We also have a very right wing party rename themself after an lgbt support group xD and now they're the main joke. Also their initials literally spell out "bottom" 😂 the memes are hilarious
10:50 bro why did she transform into a motivational speaker… I mean yeah I am inspired but also kwite? My silly commentary youtuber that once drove my brother up the wall because I watched the entire pyramid video and made him watch? Why are you impacting my soul????
what's wrong with someone having a new gender 15 years later. more gender reveals means more gender reveal parties, and we can always use more parties!! (please stop endangering lives during them though)
9:44 I forgot about male defaultism and I thought this was saying if you’re attracted to her then you’re a lesbian. Then again, are we certain that’s not what they were saying? Why do people assume everything is talking about men
if it was about women it wouldn’t need qualification. obviously if you are a woman who is attracted to this woman you are a homosexual. it’s set up as a hot take though, implying that he is talking about men who are attracted to muscular women like the one in the photo
@@lilacfields The way I interpreted it was “if you’re attracted to this woman you must be a woman.” It sounded like it was saying that only lesbians/sapphic people would be attracted to a muscular woman What makes it “set up as a hot take?” I don’t understand exactly. /gen
@@regularly_priced if that’s what they wanted to express they wouldn’t have used “latent homosexual,” implying someone who is in denial about their own homosexuality/hasn’t realized it yet. he is implying that men who think they’re straight aren’t actually straight if they’re attracted to women like that. a lesbian who likes muscular woman could not be described as a latent homosexual. women in general attracted to another women would not be latent homosexuals.
@@regularly_priced and it was clearly meant to stir engagement. saying men attracted to women are actually gay is a statement that is going to attract a lot of backlash (which means more engagement). saying women who like women are homosexual is like saying water is wet (but less controversial actually lol)
Re: the parrot that bites women, I had the opposite experience where a friend's pet bird was a rescue that was abused by her previous male owner so she hated men but immediately loved me ❤😊
The typo is still there and I guess I’m no better than Kwite because my ass genuinely did not notice it was wrong till people in the comments said something 💀🤚
“The enemy of my enemy is my friend” probs fits this well. Although I might not rock with certain topics, now and then, you just gotta roll with it and accept the temporal alliance.
Reminded of a Twitter thread I saw once where a guy was being siper misogynistic. Someone responded to the guy by being transphobic and he told them to take their transphobia elsewhere. It was so weird, like he can tolerate trans people but not women??
@jonal5126 It's Twitter, there's always a random transphobe somewhere. The conversation had nothing to do with trans people so the transphobe was transphobic just cause. I think the sexist dude was cis though.
The parrot one reminds me of how my friend’s misandrist dog treats me ( a trans man ) like any other man who interacts with this dog. Ignoring the sad fact that this dog hates dudes because of trauma, apparently my pre-T pheromones or my stature was masculine or something. Maybe my deodorant I have no clue. This dog is a real one tbh gender affirming and I feel bad for the poor dude for what his previous owner did to him. Sorry he soiled all human men for you little dude.
Also to add to the grammar discussion. When an acronym is in a sentence, say LGBT or DMV, the ‘an’ and ‘a’ rule applies, since saying the letter ‘L’ starts with a vowel sound, ‘an’ is the predecessor. Thus the title should be: When You’re an LGBT Ally on Accident
Guys he isn't gonna fix the typo because it just brings more engagement. And if he Does change it, it's to gain more engagement when the "*you're" dies down.
As far as I remember, the first meme isn't accidental. They genuinely are saying that guys wearing skirts/long frocks is okay. They support gender nonconformity.
2:11 Here’s the best bit about that: they didn’t tell her. And because the town had no law requiring them to disclose who was on the ballot, she didn’t know until people started voting for her. So she only accepted the nomination during the vote. Also, women weren’t allowed to vote in Kansas yet, so it’s possible that some men voted for her as a prank.
Bro you can't just bring up Erasermic like that 😭😭😭 that was my special interest for four years straight and I was listening to this video in the background. I fucking spazzed out in my car (parked)
You know what I just realized, and I know it’s dumb, but it’s crazy how everything wasn’t documented, these guys who added her could’ve been great supporters of women’s rights who pretended to try and humiliate her so that other people would sign off on it Because 60% is a lot They could’ve been super stupid too, or maybe a magical frog forced this to happen
Kari lake (maga politician in phoenix) once said she would build “a glut” of shelter beds so she could then prosecute urban camping, since az constitution says you can’t unless you can send people to a safe bed. She didn’t even realize she was proposing a socialism
2:46 it really is a little bit different now. For those that don't know, there was a party swap that developed from the early to mid 20th century and the previously liberal Republican party started representing conservativism, while the previously conservative Democratic party started representing liberalism
it was a bit more complicated than that. The republicans had, from their creation until the 60s, been economically conservative and socially liberal. The democrats meanwhile, had been both socially and economically conservative. The democrats however, began to shift to be economically progressive in the early 20th century and late 19th, with their candidate in both 1896 and 1900 being William Jennings Bryan, a progressive populist. During this same period republicans shifted somewhat as well, with the socially liberal and economically progressive Theodore Roosevelt, and senators such as Robert La Follette. As the progressive era came to an end, democrats became more economically conservative in the 20s, and more socially conservative in the 10s under Woodrow Wilson. Republicans returned to being economically conservative and socially liberal in the 10s and 20s as well, where they remained for a while. This mostly happened after the RNC in 1912 refused to nominate Theodore Roosevelt, despite him winning the primary vote. This shift towards more conservatism caused aformentioned progressive Robert La Follette, discontent with the pro-business similarity between the two parties, to form his own party and run in 1924. The democrat's shift leftward economically culminated with Franklin Roosevelt in 1932, who ran an unprecedentedly economically progressive platform, though he was ambiguous on social issues. Republicans kept being socially liberal and economically conservative, and for example, the republican candidate for the 1940 presidential election opposed segregation. The democrats kept their economic progressivism, and became socially progressive as well with Lyndon Johnson and JFK; with the passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, this market a definite shift in the republicans, who proceeded to nominate Barry Goldwater, to appeal to pro-segregationists, who proceeded to win just the deep south (and arizona). Democrats for a period became more economically conservative under bill clinton, but this came to an end in 2020 when the first Communist president was elected; Joseph Biden.
i hate when a gender reveal shows a gender i already know about
underrated comment
Ikr, like what part of reveal do they not get, don’t they understand that reveal means I don’t know it yet
Same. I’m still waiting on the Gender DLC
i have the solution, XENOGENDERS! :D
"Fucking clickbait party. At least the last one I went to was an attack helicopter. I'm barely drunk enough to enjoy it here."
im about 90% sure the grammar error is to drive engagement.
AND IM PLAYING INTO IT
And it worked
And I’m 100% engaging with it, I’m a slave to the algorithm 😼
It’s working, that’s for sure.
Yeah...
No not my a LGBT Ally on accident!
LMAOOOOOO
Yes your lgbt ally on accident 😈😈
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
you mean lbgq >:3
@@potatoandrew_ Do you mean LPGT?
6:51 it’s kinda giving “If you keep claiming to be a lesbian, you’re never gonna get a boyfriend!”
8:44 lol
My a LGBT ally on accident?
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
How queer!
Yes 💅💅
But why
@@p-__ props to you for dedicating your entire life to fart smelling competitions👏 You are on nearly every comment on nearly every video I've seen. Congratulations, I bet yours smell like roses and Kwite's like...well..farts.
Hello people from the future, I’m just here to let you know that the “typo” that so many comments are referring to is that the title was originally “why your a lgbt ally on accident”
I don't think the typo will be fixed
Well, he fixed one of the mistakes at least..
@@TwelveRats😊
Thank you…🤞
certified people from the future here, I cannot thank you enough.
here before the typo gets fixed
Here
I love how it’s literally all the comments LMAO
Disappointed I had to look for it
me too
🤓☝️
3:58 this reminds me of the...I think it was a 4chan greentext story, about a trans woman who, while growing up and not yet out, her parents' dog would hide only the shoes owned by the women of the house - mom, aunts, any female visitors above a certain age. Then after she moved out, transitioned, and visited her parents' house, the dog stole her shoes - even though they were the same shoes she had worn the last time she was visiting.
i had a stroke trying to understand the title
i think it's unrelated to the title
think of "a" as "an" it might help
r/ihadastroke?
(help me oh god it burns oh god help)
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
OMG TBHK PFP ‼️🔥🗣
Anytime I see a botched gender reveal in the news, i say "I really hope they end up being trans." Its really just the icing on the cake for the parents who absolutely had to be that extra
Got the notification, and saw it was the wrong ‘You’re’. Then I saw it was Kwite, and wasn’t very surprised.
Damn, what a roast XD
For those confused about the republican party bit with the female mayor, the republican and democrat parties used to be switched. Republicans were leftists (american leftists, centrists for the rest of the world) and democrats were conservatives
Still wondering why that is even after I first learned about it.
@@froobletonIt's mainly because of the world changing from 1850 to now. I mean it makes sense if you think about it, what was considered liberal becomes conservative as the changes people fight for actually happen, and those same people begin fighting to maintain the new status quo born of those changes.
@@froobletongoogle "southern strategy". Basically the Republican party became racist to appeal to racist voters in the South.
@@froobleton Basically republicans did what a bunch of cancelled youtubers are doing right now and realize it doesnt matter how horrible they are because if they appeal to bigoted right wing talking points they will always have an audience
@@Syuvinya OH you mean the strategy that the republicans want democrats to do now, funny that. (they're always crying about the intolerance of the democrats and that they need to accept bad people like racists)
It's great that Matt Walsh seems to imply that he would still be a man even if he did get pregnant.
Very pro-trans for Walsh
Matt Walsh is a funny person with a strongly sarcastic sense of humour. Can't believe somebody would hate him.😂
he's just a narcissistic misogynistic homophobe who thinks straight males like him are always right. men still can't get pregnant though, even the rare ones who are born with a uterus, since they've still got a mostly male reproductive organs and no vaginal canal. neuroscience has proven that gay aka exclusively same-sex attracted people have distinct brain phenotypes from heteros and even if those heteros 'identify' as something else they have identical brain patterns to any regular hetero. proving what every sound person already instinctively knows, that sexuality is solely based on biological sex and 'gender identity' isn't cerebrally innate like sexual orientation is. only homophobic bi people would think that a gay person could willingly have piv intercourse and breed with sb of the opposite sex. as actual gay people we are tired of anti-scientific qWeErs peddling this misogynistic and homophobic rhetoric allowing straight bigots to make a mockery of our entire so-called community. female heteros who choose to be penetrated by males resulting in pregnancy will never be 'male' or 'gay' for their desperate attempts to identify out of their womanhood due to internalized misogyny or to reject their heterosexuality because their want to be 'special' and can’t deal with the self-destructive nature or being attracted to males as a female.
@@spy_for_you14.-inquisition it's probably because he's trying to erase an entire group of people using social media platforms and falsely amplified outrage. It's hard not to have a little disdain for someone who is fine with teen girls getting pregnant but not okay with trans people even existing on planet earth
@@spy_for_you14.-inquisition it probably has to do with the fact that hes fine with teens getting pregnant but not fine with trans people recieving affirming care. It's hard to respect someone who misrepresents data and straight up deceives people to interfere with people's rights.
Just food for thought
@@spy_for_you14.-inquisition also I don't find him very funny at all. Unless you count that slab of stone one might call a "five-head" in between his eyebrows
1:09 unimportant, but they are actually 2 very famous actors in India and they’re also married to each other!
yeah loll :)
6:51
*Me an Aroace person:* “Oh no! What a shame! I’m never going to date someone, oh dear me! How will I ever recover! Anyways-“
7:29 Matt Walsh mpreg confirmed? 👹
Some certain artists are about to have a field day...
I clicked on the video, and it was the wrong your. You don’t even believe how unbelievably mad I was
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
*yoy'rue
I flipped my table and broke my monitor in unfathomable rage.
Why everyone saying you're* and ignoring when*.
Eveyrbodys saying you're and when but nobodys saying anything about a
@@TheAmyrlinSeat damn lowkey didn't even think about that one
also the random capitalism on ally and accident is driving me crazy
@@SuperkortIt's a title...
@@TheAmyrlinSeatI mean the use of a is technically correct, since L is a consonant.
Doesn't mean it doesn't sound bad, but at least it's not as severe as the other stuff
I am not a person with tonsils.
I am not a person with wisdom teeth.
I am not a person with heterochromia.
I am nonbinary.
What happened to your eye?
@@NekoChanSenpaiit got fomo and went homo
Non binary? So like, analog human?
@@NekoChanSenpai i assumed they had homochromia but ig they could be missing an eye too
@@PogChimp they have gay eyes. So sad
title is currently “Why your a LGBT Ally on Accident”
might get changed
It did
me reading all the comments like come on guys the titles not confusing at all.
Oh Yeah that's a bit of a weird thing.
My friends and I jokingly call them "Trans-Inclusionary Radical Mysoginists" (TIRMs) as a play on Terfs
Many cultures had male warriors wear skirts, embrace masculinity wear a skirt
"WE LOVE YOU KWITE" we all screech in unison
WE LOVE YOU KWITE
WE LOVE YOU KWITE
Ima bust in kwite
@@asyra-ku4vi mpreg time
AHHHH KWITE AHHHHH
3:49 In truth, some animals had previous Trauma with certain genders, causing them to act defensively against them. I know about this because of a dog in my neighborhood that will always try to defend themselves (or owners) from woman.
Matt Walsh mpreg ?🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Waiting for the fics to happen 😎
Pretty sure that was this thing called a joke, but go on.
@@SoMuchFacepalm☝️🤓
@@SoMuchFacepalmy mad
@@skld-xm Is this meant to be bait?
Commenting about the video ❌
Commenting about the title ✅
By the way it's spelled yuo'yre idk what y'all are on abt
It's yiytru'e smh
It's yreur'ure
im pretty sure its y’9oueir’ore
It's spelled " "
matt walsh supporter of mpreg
He's clearly using sarcasm but go off queen 💀
@@10thletter40 clearly, you do not know matt walsh.
@@lmlimpoism He's my husband, of course I'd know him better than you
@@10thletter40 lmao
When you can't understand sarcasm.
I mean, those born M techinically also have boobs, they're just lil. It's why the german army are freaking out rn because, turns out, slapping your chest makes them grow! (Feel free to fact check me)
I feel like slapping my chest now
will slapping my chest as someone born female make them grow too? 😀 (plz i want bigger tibbies)
This better be true.
That explains some thinhs
Based on the paper the rifle causes mechanical abrasion causing one breast typically the left one to grow
Hahahahaha I live in Spain and that ghost is my keychain lmfaooooo, the worst part is that I bought it at a place that looked pretty fascist (like literally shit about our last dictator, but also had some gay stuff so idk) its so funny (didnt know it was supposed to be propaganda against LGBTQ,, I just saw cute gay ghost and got it)
Bro I love the lil guy. Do you have a name for it?
We also have a very right wing party rename themself after an lgbt support group xD and now they're the main joke. Also their initials literally spell out "bottom" 😂 the memes are hilarious
@@nutella7162 after checking the wiki its called "Gaysper". Every little thing that I learn from it just makes me love it more
I feel like it was one of those stores who sell political accessories, but for every side simultaneously
13:16 ERASERMIC FOUND FAMILY?? i know what you are..... 😈
drop the fanfic recommendations kwite.... dont be shy...
Ok so I did hear him right😂😂😂
I mean completely fair. I’ve read some of those and they are pretty nice
I love that ship, and I will die on that hill
He’s one of us
13:16 Yes the MHA fandom it all makes sense now…
YIPPIEE KWITE POSTED!! i haven't seen my family in seventeen years, please mr. kwite, let me go, please
Based Luci pfp
@@imhalfhere yes thank you, thank you, kind creature
7:16 this is about Jaiden animations, there was a whole thing where weirdos hated her
You hate her sexuality
I hate storytime animators
We are not the same
@@seansmith6255 I don't, I said that people on the internet hate her
@@SuperHGB I wasn't talking about you
It was a bit
@@seansmith6255 okay
@MischievousPearwhat did she say
14:43 -WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUU
I was thinking the exact same thing
Ya'll don't need to know this
But I made crepes and they looked like scrambled eggs
HOW
Did they at least taste good
@@HelloHaveA_NiceDay yep
Me trying to make 3 ingredient french toast
6:47
This M I G H T be about Jaiden Animations and her coming out as Aro/Ace
I’m thinking you’re right
oh no
5:13 GAYSPER! He brings back memories.
Mpreg
yes.
Mecore
yes. (welovempreg!welovempreg!welovempreg!)
@@Crinlask AGREE
Real
10:50 bro why did she transform into a motivational speaker… I mean yeah I am inspired but also kwite? My silly commentary youtuber that once drove my brother up the wall because I watched the entire pyramid video and made him watch? Why are you impacting my soul????
what's wrong with someone having a new gender 15 years later. more gender reveals means more gender reveal parties, and we can always use more parties!! (please stop endangering lives during them though)
aww i thought the trains guy was sweet. i hope OP, the guy who replied, and his uncle are all doing well
real 😔🙏 trains rights
9:44 I forgot about male defaultism and I thought this was saying if you’re attracted to her then you’re a lesbian.
Then again, are we certain that’s not what they were saying? Why do people assume everything is talking about men
because men 🫠
if it was about women it wouldn’t need qualification. obviously if you are a woman who is attracted to this woman you are a homosexual. it’s set up as a hot take though, implying that he is talking about men who are attracted to muscular women like the one in the photo
@@lilacfields The way I interpreted it was “if you’re attracted to this woman you must be a woman.” It sounded like it was saying that only lesbians/sapphic people would be attracted to a muscular woman
What makes it “set up as a hot take?” I don’t understand exactly. /gen
@@regularly_priced if that’s what they wanted to express they wouldn’t have used “latent homosexual,” implying someone who is in denial about their own homosexuality/hasn’t realized it yet. he is implying that men who think they’re straight aren’t actually straight if they’re attracted to women like that. a lesbian who likes muscular woman could not be described as a latent homosexual. women in general attracted to another women would not be latent homosexuals.
@@regularly_priced and it was clearly meant to stir engagement. saying men attracted to women are actually gay is a statement that is going to attract a lot of backlash (which means more engagement). saying women who like women are homosexual is like saying water is wet (but less controversial actually lol)
3:56 this is why I have an OC that is a misogynist but in the “you use she/her? Fuck you then”
But why a hateful OC :( all love no hate happy
@@ThatHandsomeWeirdo don’t worry he’s also “homophobic” even though he isn’t bro just thinks he is but don’t worry bro gets a boyfriend in the end
@@ThatHandsomeWeirdo I also find the concept funny
@@ShelbyLikesStuff valid
Kwite never fails to be our least favorite gay person
He’s YOUR least favorite. He’s mediocre to me.
My least favorite gay person is Ellen Degeneres.
@@ThatOneFry2005She’s gay? I could never tell, because the idea of anyone loving her seems alien to me.
He’s my favorite homophobic gay🎀🎀
@@Red-zk2ux Or her loving anyone.
@@Red-zk2ux pfft-
5:00 reminded me of the “gender ideology hydra.” Literally trans coloured hydra with trans symbols around it, would go hard as a tattoo.
8:23 “Hey here comes that trainsgender guy.”
Re: the parrot that bites women, I had the opposite experience where a friend's pet bird was a rescue that was abused by her previous male owner so she hated men but immediately loved me ❤😊
so if more dads makes for better kids, then a poly relationship with 20 dads should produce super humans
The typo is still there and I guess I’m no better than Kwite because my ass genuinely did not notice it was wrong till people in the comments said something 💀🤚
You’re*
Your’ue*
Grammar police take me to jail
🤓☝️
fuck i was gonna say it
@@angeryperson5413 Yaoi'rua*
“The enemy of my enemy is my friend” probs fits this well.
Although I might not rock with certain topics, now and then, you just gotta roll with it and accept the temporal alliance.
14:43 He did it! He
Reminded of a Twitter thread I saw once where a guy was being siper misogynistic. Someone responded to the guy by being transphobic and he told them to take their transphobia elsewhere. It was so weird, like he can tolerate trans people but not women??
the logic is sound. in that guy's head transwomen are still men. they act, look and dress the way women do, but are still men
The guy being sexist was trans? Or why did the other come with transphobia comments?
@jonal5126 It's Twitter, there's always a random transphobe somewhere. The conversation had nothing to do with trans people so the transphobe was transphobic just cause. I think the sexist dude was cis though.
@@dragonfruit3054 this comment doesnt make sense?
The parrot one reminds me of how my friend’s misandrist dog treats me ( a trans man ) like any other man who interacts with this dog. Ignoring the sad fact that this dog hates dudes because of trauma, apparently my pre-T pheromones or my stature was masculine or something. Maybe my deodorant I have no clue. This dog is a real one tbh gender affirming and I feel bad for the poor dude for what his previous owner did to him. Sorry he soiled all human men for you little dude.
For a pretty long time I thought the subreddit is called r/AccidentAlly. Like a pun.
13:15 it shouldn’t surprise me Kwite reads erasuremic fanfics but it did and I get it
I finally found someone talking bout this
2:58 so no lesbian, gay, bi or queer people but i guess trans people are allowed lol
trans people are queer though
The funniest thing about the gay ghost is that we reclaimed it in less than three hours and they haven’t used it since, lmao.
*yro'ure
also hello wow i'm 3 months on hrt today. 🎉
cnorgtalutao🎉isn
Congrats friend! 🎉🎉🎉
Congrats being on the gender fluid for 3 months!
Great!!! I love your Charlie pfp too :3
Enjoy the gender!
9:22 don't worry kwite. You'll know if you got appendicitis. It will hurt. I know it hurts
You alright?
Can confirm. Appendicitis hurts
you’re*
you bloingus someone already did the joke
@@BOBERTTTT i did it as soon as i clicked the notif and then proceeded to click off the video, my bad
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
When*
@@p-__ goddamn it its this guy
The fact I was looking at a LGBTQ Pinterest post when this got posted 🙏🏼😭
5:10 that ghost is sooo cute omg
My favourite is the trains one cause dude wasnt being hateful at all, he just misunderstood and wanted to support the lady
That one was so unexpected and wholesome
7:35 Mpregeru
The "women shoudlnt have to suffer" was me too because i diddnt understand it either i think it was 6th grade?
me watching everyone talk about the mistake in the title (the life fades from my eyes):
Astounded to learn that Kwite viewers know the difference between your and you’re
“Why your a LGBT Ally on accident…” there are so many things wrong with that title lmao
Wrong you’re, Why instead of when, a instead of an, etc.
A is correct, wdym?
It's "an" because when you say the letter L out loud the sound starts with a vowel sound ("el"). @R.K_Chalkboard
Kwite: "This is why punctuation is important."
Me: "..."
Me: *looks at title*
Me: "I can't tell if this is a bit or not..."
Also to add to the grammar discussion. When an acronym is in a sentence, say LGBT or DMV, the ‘an’ and ‘a’ rule applies, since saying the letter ‘L’ starts with a vowel sound, ‘an’ is the predecessor.
Thus the title should be: When You’re an LGBT Ally on Accident
Glad to see the Kwite fanbase is so passionate about grammar. ❤
for those of you here after the title gets fixed, it was "Why your a LGBT Ally on Accident..."
Legend
5:20 this happened to lesbians too the whole lavender menace thing alwayw makes me giggle
Youre*
*you’re
@@LesbianShenYuan *yorue
@@FERO-LABS_PRODUCTIONS u're*
@@FERO-LABS_PRODUCTIONS Yuo're
@@FERO-LABS_PRODUCTIONSyeour*
Guys he isn't gonna fix the typo because it just brings more engagement. And if he Does change it, it's to gain more engagement when the "*you're" dies down.
truest comment rn
i am aware
counter argument: i clicked anyways 😈
however, what about why?
ARO/ACE PPL EXIST 😟😟
NOOOOO!
Boo did I scare you
You're not LGBT, you're a straight kid going through a quirky identity crisis.
As far as I remember, the first meme isn't accidental. They genuinely are saying that guys wearing skirts/long frocks is okay. They support gender nonconformity.
Thank you for making me aware of your instagram. I am looking respectfully
youyr’e*
Matt rose viewer?
uh-uh! yro'ue
as someone with a David Bowie obsession, 3:17 had me jump out of my seat and run to my mum screeching "HE MENTIONED BOWIE!"
2:11 Here’s the best bit about that: they didn’t tell her. And because the town had no law requiring them to disclose who was on the ballot, she didn’t know until people started voting for her. So she only accepted the nomination during the vote. Also, women weren’t allowed to vote in Kansas yet, so it’s possible that some men voted for her as a prank.
Watt malsh
malsh Watt
Walsh Matt
mag maldg.
Malg wahd
Mogwai
10:38 someone make these 12 seconds into an inspirational edit
We're using the wrong words in the title with this one
TIRM (trans inclusive radical misogyny) is the funniest kind of accidental allyship, IMO
8:08 i thought that was siren cause im a hurricane and took my headphones off cause i thought there could be a tornado (ITS NOT EVEN THE Sfx)
i didnt even notice the title was wrong till i read it like 5 times sob
Bro you can't just bring up Erasermic like that 😭😭😭 that was my special interest for four years straight and I was listening to this video in the background. I fucking spazzed out in my car (parked)
matt walsh is in his mpreg era
13:43 Positive self talk is always good 👍
9:57 most on god thing kwite has ever said thats real as FUCK
You know what I just realized, and I know it’s dumb, but it’s crazy how everything wasn’t documented, these guys who added her could’ve been great supporters of women’s rights who pretended to try and humiliate her so that other people would sign off on it
Because 60% is a lot
They could’ve been super stupid too, or maybe a magical frog forced this to happen
7:00 AROMANTIC MENTION!!!!! :)
a
AROMANTIC MENTION!!!!!
Aroace representation!
Everyone so upset about the typo that they dont see that the whole title is f'ed
7:41 PREACH DADDY KWITE PREACH
"no one wants to date a weirdo who claims to be aro ace"
I thought my boyfriend was a person
0:55 Wait, this isn't pyrocynical?
Kari lake (maga politician in phoenix) once said she would build “a glut” of shelter beds so she could then prosecute urban camping, since az constitution says you can’t unless you can send people to a safe bed. She didn’t even realize she was proposing a socialism
You can't like, own a "LGBT Ally on Accident," dude
2:46 it really is a little bit different now. For those that don't know, there was a party swap that developed from the early to mid 20th century and the previously liberal Republican party started representing conservativism, while the previously conservative Democratic party started representing liberalism
it was a bit more complicated than that. The republicans had, from their creation until the 60s, been economically conservative and socially liberal. The democrats meanwhile, had been both socially and economically conservative. The democrats however, began to shift to be economically progressive in the early 20th century and late 19th, with their candidate in both 1896 and 1900 being William Jennings Bryan, a progressive populist. During this same period republicans shifted somewhat as well, with the socially liberal and economically progressive Theodore Roosevelt, and senators such as Robert La Follette. As the progressive era came to an end, democrats became more economically conservative in the 20s, and more socially conservative in the 10s under Woodrow Wilson. Republicans returned to being economically conservative and socially liberal in the 10s and 20s as well, where they remained for a while. This mostly happened after the RNC in 1912 refused to nominate Theodore Roosevelt, despite him winning the primary vote. This shift towards more conservatism caused aformentioned progressive Robert La Follette, discontent with the pro-business similarity between the two parties, to form his own party and run in 1924. The democrat's shift leftward economically culminated with Franklin Roosevelt in 1932, who ran an unprecedentedly economically progressive platform, though he was ambiguous on social issues. Republicans kept being socially liberal and economically conservative, and for example, the republican candidate for the 1940 presidential election opposed segregation. The democrats kept their economic progressivism, and became socially progressive as well with Lyndon Johnson and JFK; with the passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, this market a definite shift in the republicans, who proceeded to nominate Barry Goldwater, to appeal to pro-segregationists, who proceeded to win just the deep south (and arizona). Democrats for a period became more economically conservative under bill clinton, but this came to an end in 2020 when the first Communist president was elected; Joseph Biden.