If Google Was a Guy: Quarantine Edition (Part 3)
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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2020 survivors: well, at least it can't get worse.
The Mayan: Oh, you wait just.
ThE wOrLD ENdS oN NeW yeARS EVE?!!11?!!
@@AxxLAfriku pog
@@AxxLAfriku haha ok, schon gut.
Underrated comment
@@AxxLAfriku yes
"Mayans end of world year?"
"2012"
"Mayans Dyslexia?"
Rofl
oh god are we shure it was not a typo and it means 2021
That's the joke buddy.
Allow me to tech you a bit german:
We germans say technical:
two thousend one twenty
not:
2021 twenty twenty one
yeah we swap the last two numbers if we speak, so what would be if the mayans dont speak but write is differnt.
FUCKIN’ RUN!!!!
that final joke was like a hug to my brain lol
"Mayans dyslexia "
"Oh shit "
I came for copper
I found gold
YES
I’ve been saying this for a few months now
I don’t understand?
Can someone explain?
Chocolate gold.
I feel bad for the girl in green. She needs a hug. We all probably do.
Because we all are the green girl
Maybe we can get hugs from Santa.
@@jacobc9221 haha we all know santa is
currently working from home, and therefore cannot hug remotely
@@vbgvbg1133 I know! Every 2 weeks he goes to everyone to hug them, and the 2 weeks are to recover from any coronavirus he has.
thats me
I hope that once Quarantine is done, we can have these “if google was a guy” return to live action again.
I actually prefer this version though
Both have their charm, the live action makes it more hilarious when he gets angry/insane
Unfortunately College Humor is closed and they laid-off most of their staff. 😭 They only have a few staff members left releasing videos that were already made.
@@TECfan1 really? Damn this pandemic fucked over everyone.
@@TECfan1 what??? So no more google is a guy?
"All the toilet paper..."
"All the BEANS."
"Extra freezer?"
" *TO HOARD VACCINES!* "
~Prepared Peter, 31st of December, 2020
It even rhymes
Shakespeare been real quiet since this dropped
no poet will ever top prepared peter
Bars
*hoard
"Mayans... Dyslexia?"
Sir, THAT HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR A WHILE NOW *puts on tinfoil hat*
It could not possibly be true for a variety of boring real-world reasons but oh boy is it a Good fucking meme
2021 is when madam max takes palce
When he said Mayans dyslexia, I said oh sh... right along with him
What does that mean
2012 dyslexia is 2021
the young girl asking about covid's effect on santa was simultaneously adorable and terrifying
Well, if Santa flies through hot and cold weather constantly in very high elevations, COVID would definitely be confused to death.
@@silverflight01 Yes
Fauci went on CNN a few days before Christmas and explained to all the children of the country that he had personally gone to the North Pole and vaccinated Santa and that Santa would be able to deliver presents without spreading the disease whatsoever.
No he has santabodies
Facts
I hope every "green shirt woman" here is doing a little bit better today
Thanks.
I'm not, but thanks.
Aint, but thanks.
@@alphatwist2191 well then, i hope you'll be doing a little better tomorrow
@@emmavrijburg6676 I actually had a good day, thank you!
Gag I'd love to see:
College student sits down and asks to open Google Scholar.
Cut to Google, now surrounded by walls of books, wearing a dignified robe, and holding a pipe as Boccherini's Minuet plays. "And how may I be of service, young sir?"
This needs to happen
And the student goes:
“How to count cards without being detected?”
It’s astounding that y’all did 3 of these, because May-Pandemic, August-Pandemic and December-Pandemic all have VERY different vibes that you captured perfectly
its not a pandemic its just the flu, why does every leftist think this is a big deal Ill tell you why. The government blew this out of proportion. All you need to do is build an immune system and you'll be good.
@@capncook2006 oh you’re lethally stupid. Imagine believing yourself to be so self-righteous you’re going to ignore what scientists have been saying for MONTHS out of a desperate need to feel right. Hundreds of well-educated people have been saying the same thing all year but no, I’m sure some hillbilly watching collegehumor videos knows the REAL STORY
@@capncook2006 also, no, that’s not how the virus works, and thinking it is despite all forms of evidence to the contrary is a jerk move that will get people KILLED.
@@capncook2006 me when i disagree with factual information
@@dumpy_frog Imagine not getting the joke
I'd say this video is the perfect way to end the new year for college humor
setujuu
True that
dito
Agreed
A way to end the old year* The new year is just starting.
“Dentistry tutorial RUclips”
“I don’t like where this is going.”
Dude’s gonna get that scene from Castaway that none of us can watch with our eyes open.
That just gave me “online chiropractor class” flashbacks
@@absentcoder4552 excuse me fucking what
@@gordonfreemaan An earlier episode of Quarantine Edition had someone looking up progressively harder online exercise courses before it ended with him in a pained pretzel.
This reminds me of that trend where people filed down their teeth with finger nail files
@@themarshy83 jesus fucking christ, i saw a image about that once someone used a nail clipper on the front teeth , not sure if it was real or not, but i had a fucking nightmare because of it
I love the idea of a kid who's still young enough to believe in Santa but informed enough to be worried that he's a super spreader and asking if the elves get paid sick leave.
LMAO. I wasn’t expecting a Dr Fauci fan cam, but I’m not complaining
Yeah, he is a handsome man.
Also the song on the dr fauci fan came is House of SAY- you give me feelings
"Last year's new year resolutions"
As the guy continued reading, it became worse and worse....I laughed so hard.
2020 basically took 2019's resolutions and 180'd them
At the beginning of 2020 I vowed this was gonna be the year I did whatever it took, excluding violent crimes, to get laid. BOY HOWDY DID THAT NOT HAPPEN.
That’s why I only make resolutions during the summer.
@@kylestubbs8867 That's I don't make resolutions
I only just finally got the joke.
Mayans dyslexia was the best part of this whole thing... if that’s true... things are about to become a lot worse
I mean, subjective, it could just end, no survivors, no fallout, just blip it's over, and that's not so bad.
@@madestmadhatter true... or it could be in about 80 or so years... which Id be past 100 years so also wouldn’t be so bad... for me at least
@@NAcHO-wx5vg no instead the sun blips out of existence dark times
Mayans are 100% correct if it's not 2012, then it's 2021 or 20012.
These are all jokes we've used throughout the year.
This is my favorite animated series 😂
Omg u hearted my comment thx 🥺🥺
They’re not all animated in this series.
It’s a pretty good series I have to say.
@@TKO593 the quarantine ones are
I like the small touches - like how at the beginning, the "USA!" guy is the only one not wearing his mask over his nose.
💋Best adult contact site💘👇
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Leurs états de santé
respectifs les empêchent
de s'approcher trop
près l'un de l'autre.
在整個人類歷史上，強者，
富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市~sae和鄉村中的弱者，無力防守和貧窮成員。
然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其𝔻𝔸融入不斷發展的人類社會。
說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。
他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木）來調味食物煮的時候 1618762545
Because he is the only smart one there
"Mayans End of World Year"
"2012"
"Mayans Dyslexia"
".....Oh shit"
Lmao
please explain this
@@aguyontheinternet8436 u stupid. If the Mayans had dyslexia 2012 it would be 2021. It was a good theory unless we are in 2023.
@@aguyontheinternet8436
A dyslexic person is someone who struggles with reading.
Mayans are known to have made predictions about the future.
The joke is that the Mayans could have gotten the date wrong because of dyslexia, and the end of the world is 2021, not 2012.
(the video was made in January 2021)
“Mayans... dyslexia?” That was the perfect way to end this one!
The fancam song is House of Say - You Give Me Feelings if anyone's looking for it ❤️
Damn. Ty for that.
Thank you sir
thank you! came to the comments for this, all I saw were the dyslexia ones XD
THANK YOUUUU
YES! thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!
“Did you wanna buy either of them?”
If I could, I would, but scalpers & limited stock are a thing
I think it was a pc master race joke
@@snorlax4385 I think you’re correct. Especially given Cyberpunk 2077 is supposedly decent on PC but horrid on consoles.
@@snorlax4385 *Cue limited GPU stock and scalpers*
@@Steampunkkids its horrid on console because you are playing on 7-year-old hardware
@@qasimallawati4049 I didn’t realize the hardware was that old! Come to think of it, my Wii is probably 10 years old now. How did I get so old?!?
The little girl concerned about Santa is so sweet and smart, having such a girl as a daughter must be a joy :-)
I've heard it's both a joy and a curse lmao
2:50 for a dumb guy that was a smart move
Newman was wrong: when you control the Google guy, you control _information_
Newman...
that poor woman and her beautiful 2019 resolutions... and now you bring up mayan's dyslexia... Dammit
"Mayans dyslexia?"
Yep, I'm convinced. Time to put a deposit down for a casket.
That one took me a second.
I wouldn’t be surprised, but I’m holding out hope that it’s not true.
That woman at the end with the resolutions. I felt that
Me too. And I wait until the summer to make those.
2:30 I can never look at doctor Fauci the same again
The part about doomscrolling is just twitter in a nutshell
😂😂
"Covid-19 real?"
"No. Wait"
"Too late"
"All the toilet paper"
"There's no need-"
"All the BEANS!"
"To hoard anything!"
"Extra freezer?"
"That's not so bad-"
*"TO HOARD VACCINES!"*
The delivery on this joke was some of the best I've ever seen. These guys are amazing.
Dyscalulia.
When it happens with numbers, it's called dyscalculia.
The guy asking that didn't strike me as someone who'd know the difference.
Yeah but everyone already knows about dyslexia, so the joke is more likely to be understood by the people who will find it funny
I am Dyscalula! The Count's evil twin brother! Ah ah ah
Damn this was new to me...but I dont think mayans dealt with roman or indian numerals...it was probably the guy who translated their calendar who was dyslexic...or dyscalcula as you said
Pretty sure dyscalcula is about calculus and dyslexia about reading symbols, whether numbers or letters
Wish I'd found this on 2021, the whole "Mayans dyslexia" bit would've hit a lot harder lol
Girl: doctor fauci young
Me: aggressively search for doctor fauci in google
Edit: me realizing there is a video of doctor fauci later in the vid
Now I have to google this. If my mom starts asking questions you're the one explaining, not me.
@@loading7496 ok. But how do i explain it to your mom?
I cant find the edit omg.
I never get tired of this series!
Also, the Fauci video in this is gold.
I know it has been said a million times, but this would look like straight out of Google Doodle
i haven't watched a college humor video in forever i forgot how funny they are
You are about to go down what is often referred to as a "rabbit hole". See you in 36 hours. Remember to stay hydrated.
You mean you forgot how funny a small selection of them can be.
@@Thermalions I mean, I disagree with this, but even if only a small fraction of the skits were good, I'd argue that that's about par for the course for most sketch shows, anyway.
Before they got bought by an uber Republican company, fired most of their staff DAYS before Christmas and went completely down the crapper overnight.
Mind you, this one is new but it has the feel of the old days.
0:41 *laughs in nintendo*
3:38 wait what
Fun fact about doggos: Doggo's nose print is unique, much like a person’s fingerprint.
h
e
are you a millenial 💔
Fun fact about fingerprints: There's no evidence fingerprints are unique
@@RyukanoHi The Chance of Identical Fingerprints: 1 in 64 trillion, In fact, the National Forensic Science Technology Center states that, “no two people have ever been found to have the same fingerprints - including identical twins.” Also, it's important to keep in mind that fingerprints also vary between your own fingers - this means you have a unique print on each finger.
u ok man?
Best poem 2020:
All the toilets paper
All the beans
Extra freezer
To hoard vaccines
OH HOW I HAVE MISSED THIS SERIES
“Pizzabagelgate”
I'd go for a pizza right about now.
Er...
As soon as I finished ordering a pizza I read ur comment 😂
3:25 this one got me good
Can my boss see my OnlyFans
Can the bidens not steal the election?
@@griddy922 Tf does the election have to do with that?
@@griddy922 no, he can't.
If you use your real name.
@@griddy922 can trump sedition and be pardoned
The Mayans Dyslexia got me and I HAVE Dyslexia so this 100000% could have happened
Except the Mayan Calendar wasn't written using Indo-Arabic numerals, the reason that 2012 was predicted as the end was because that was when their calendars ran out, not because they wrote: '2012 will be the end' somewhere
@@RyukanoHi hey ummmm r/woosh much?
@@RyukanoHi not only r/woooosh but a wrong one in fact, their actual calendar said that there were more parts of the cycle, each bigger then the other, stretching to near infinity. The 2012 thing was only the end of one of those cycle measurements.
If it weren't for the dedication of the animators, we wouldn't have had a google guy video in a year. Thanks for keeping dedicated even in these stressful and inconvenient times.
Stressful? Speak for yourself
Where’s the black guy who asks a lot of random stuff???
Good question
Covid?
the way I laughed at "Santa COVID super-spreader", searched it, and realized it actually happened in Belgium.
Google guy isn’t wearing a mask :(
Masks help spread the virus
does a search engine need a face mask
@@privatejones2917 you can't be serious
@@peepeepoopoo4363 it's mainly because most people who wear homemade masks aren't washing them daily and not wearing them properly
@@darkmya19 They can be on any surface so yes, they should 🤔
The last one was a classic of this year.
Is it weird that I can recognize EACH of the CH actors
who is the woman asking for anxiety medication?
@@maura0026 I THINK that’s Katie, but it might be one of the actors that doesn’t appear often, kinda like what they did around 2010 - 2012
What about the trump supporter? Sounds like Brennan right?
@@teteeheeted she isn't in the credits
@@maura0026 i don't recognize her either
“COVID-19 fake?”
“No! Wai-“
“Too late!”
Every disease specialist: “I can relate.”
"Mayans end of world year?"
"2012"
"Mayans dislexia?"
"What do you... Ohh sh-"
*puts on foil hat*
i have been waiting 273 business days for this addition to the series
I love this series.
They should have worked in that College Humor went out of business this last January. What a year.
really need more of these. easily one of the best things out of college humor
OMFG The random citizen just killed me XD "What is the point of this!?"
Ok I was informed that is actually an app and now i feel dumb
"Adobe flash:EOL"
"Right here"
*reads the entire thing*
"How to cure depression..."
"Jesus Christ"
“HTML5?”
“Oof, dodged a bullet there...”
@@kylestubbs8867 “adult HTML5 games?”
“Oh god”
“Free Nutaku coins?”
“Even computers get STDs, huh?”
“Pornhub equivalent of Raid: Shadow Legends?”
“Why?!”
Idea for skit:
Random person: Does google switch shifts with other people?
Google: Y’know, I’ve been meaning to ask them about that...
I love the Green shirt girl.
She's so me. And... kinda cute.
My man
My guy simping for a 2D animation
@@okas425 there’s such a thing as cosplay, though. If a real girl is pretty enough, she can look like any of these characters. Green shirt girl, pampered rich girl, Santa’s greatest supporter, the chicken thief. You can have any of them.
ngl, Dr. Fauci was pretty good looking when he was younger.
You guys are really tallrnted. This video made my day. Thank you so much 🙂👍
Love that these vids are back. Also search results of ‘Mayan dyslexia’ just went through the roof.
“Mayan’s dislexia?”
“What do you....”
*“2021”*
That last one would actually be dyscalculia, not dyslexia. Dyscalculia is basically dyslexia but with numbers.
3:18
I vibe with this chick so much and it’s fuckin depressing
mayans dyslexia
google man- oh shi-
me- dying of laughter
All the toilet paper
All the beans
More freezer space?
TO HOARD VACCINES!
my new favorite poem 😂
I fucking love the reference to the confusing COVID protocol video oml
Notice the guy dressed in USA flag clothing was the only one not wearing their mask over their noise? It's a nice touch.
Perfect way to start the year now im even more terrified
Honestly thought 0:55 was the best part but then that ending really freaking got me! The whole video was amazing happy new year's college humor!
I miss this series. Brian Huskey is an absolute gem
Perfect, I was looking forward to this
Is no one gonna talk about how adorable those dogs were?
THAT HUSKY THO
someone give that woman with the green shirt a hug
0:04 Nice touch that *Murica* guy isn’t wearing his mask properly.
“Dentistry tutorial RUclips”
“I don’t like where this is going.”
Bob Mortimer approves
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"All the Toilet Paper
All the Beans
Extra freezer
to hoard vaccines!"
This man isn't obsessive, he's
1. A wannabe apocalyptic badass
2. A good poet
Skies of black
Fires of red
When everyone starves
I'll still be fed
"what do you- ohhhh"
OK THIS IS OFFICIALLY STEPPING INTO TOO REAL TERRITORY NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Carl Cedric Santos reported
1:04 I always hate those "don't not" comments. I can never comprehend them
Double negatives cancel out sooo "Do not *not* go to school" means "*Do* go to school" ^_^
“Report of pedestrian flatten by Zamboni!” Hilarious.
covid 19 real?
no, i mean
too late!
-Out standing move, he out smarted the all known A.I
0:24 *bob mortimer has entered the chat*
If I appeared
Google: greetings young lady
Me: alt right Reddit subreddits
Google: please don’t tell me
Me: i just like to look at the disappointment of humanity
Google: okay
same, because then i also don't feel so alone... we are all depressed these days in one way or the other, and well... no matter what makes us depressed we can all be depressed together
I like how they are cartoons with masks but you can still tell who they are supposed to be.
Can you please make more of these cause these vids just help me center myself ever couple of months
We need part 4!!!
Nowadays,
we all need a Laugh.
And laughing at Conspiracy-Theorys and simulatanously learning is real Fun.
So i recommend to check out Sci Man Dan, Professor Dave Explains,
and many others who like to debunk Conspiracys and help you learn.
1:09
Translation: Come to school on Mondays and thursdays from noon to one pm, but don't come during lunch. And then every other wednesday, students must log on to a school mandated video call at around 8 am.
That about sums up how stupid and over complicated it was for such a short amount of time.
“Pffffft buy it hahahaha
I have been trying for 2 months to get a P...S...5!!!!!!!!”
I didn’t understand the Dr. Fauci thirst until I saw the video. I get it now
I still feel like they should do a skit where person goes into incognito tab and it's essentially just like confessional
It’s been 6 days and I honestly believe 2021 will be just as bad as 2020
calm down 49 people cant be first.
First
They could if they all posted simultaneously
"I don't like where this is going" 2020 in a nutshell.
Perfect way to end the year
MY MANS CAME BACK WITH ANOTHER BANGER love u google dude
"Mayans dyslexia"
"What do you- ohhh shhhh-"
I love this scene so much