How To Get Hans Capon Laid in The New DLC | Which Poems to Read To Pass the Mission
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- In this Kingdom Come Deliverance video for the amorous adventures of the bold sir Hans Capon DLC, i play through the part of the DLC where Hans Capon Tries to seal the deal with Karolina the butchers daughter and show you which dialogue options to choose to pass the DLC with flying colors.
The mistakes that Capon makes in this mission are by far the funniest part in the whole game .
Right, they really crack me up.
What are you doing beneath my window, EH?
What are you doing on great-granny's grave, EH?
Im dead😂
Its like being in school all over again.
I think we went to very different schools.
I know I’m late but, that Romeo and Juliet reference is amazing
Agreed.
Which line is the reference?
@@fawaz2771 when Hans says what is in a name
@@hopadamaron9928 thanks 💜
I found the Czech folk song that Henry sang on RUclips:
Já jsem z Kutné Hory Koudelníkův syn Link to Vid:
Version 1 ruclips.net/video/Zn9PkAWP-IE/видео.html
Version 2 ruclips.net/video/tu8D4gM6N7A/видео.html
Version 3
ruclips.net/video/9NK8l-hRciY/видео.html
thanks for doing this one with no commentary, i enjoyed watching you play it and hearing your reaction, but it was great to be able to experience the hilarious dialogue options without any background noise.
Yeah, they made me laugh so much that i figured i had to do a video like this.
Yeh i said the same things and capon got turned down 😔 not even a kiss 😂😂
Thats strange.
Same. Exact sequence, opposite result. :/
me too
@@mightyelf2660 when sir capon asks if he looks ok tell him no
@@martynkisley4424 thanks but i dont think i'll replay that quest
It’s way funnier when capon fails tho
Blame france 💀
Whenever i do this mission, karolina thinks hans is a thief, is it because I knocked her out while I put the love letter in her trunk?😭
After calming down a lil after being mad that I couldn’t beat the game bc suddenly Hans wanted to court a lass I found this one more fun haha especially when he says something about silky Tata’s an Henry singing like a madman😂
I did it step by step and it didn't go well. Endep up killing both guards and knocking the butcher out
Well, thats not the type of success, that they wanted, but its in the spirit of the game.
First time doing this had me in tears, i did my homework reading the damn book just to get this guy to butcher all of my poems lmao 10/10
To make him get Karolina, select this options:
1-Gentle Night...
2- and now my hear in sorrow dwells
3- Ah lord, let me not wait in vain...
4- Blame the French!
After Hans climb on her window:
1- Im picking cemetery blossoms ❤
2- Its just the neighbours ❤
3- Just a Little Breeze ❤
4- You're mistaken me for someone esle ❤
5- start singing 😂
6- continue singing 2x
Didn’t work for me must have to help him with his face
Didn’t work for me
I can do nothing for ya son. But, all john wayne quotes aside, i have no idea why this wouldn't have worked for you. i did this exact method twice, and both times it worked like a charm.
Same for me
Bodhi Fitness you have to clear up his acne also. I kept failing until I did. I guess she’s base
Maybe because you told her it was Hans?
You have to tell Hans that he looks bad and do the speech choice afterwards convincing him to proceed even tho he looks bad.
Wait what? I did the exact same thing you did and she was pissed at him. I'm done with this game, was about to end it but this bullshit quest dragged it out
It didn’t bug. You have to do certain stuff before this quest right to get this ending
This didn’t work for me somehow
Strange.
Did you help Capon with his face?
Ahhhhh... J Á SEM Z KUTNŸ HORY Z KUTNŸ HORY KOUDELMIKÜV SYN!
The singing really does it for me.
I wish I knew what he was singing
@@lorddiethorn "I´m from Kutná Hora, Kutná Hora (city in Czechia), son of koudelník" (profession in medieval, merchant who was selling flax tows and products made from it). And last part: "She was standing on the hill, she cried, cried
Jesus Mary! she shouted, she shouted
Jesus Mary! Jesus Mary! (Jesus Mary as an interjection is in Czech an expression of surprise)
Will it be the boy or not?
Will it be the boy or not?"
It's part of some medieval song I guess, doesn't really make sense... it's funny though :D
Edit: I found the song, type "Cimbálová muzika Moravia - Číže sú to koně ve dvore" on RUclips and its the part in 1:44
Nice! Wore that same Jupon it’s my favourite
Good choice!
Love your Henry’s style
Anyone know the song translation
The first one means something like: "I'm from Kutná Hora (a place in Bohemia), Kutná Hora, I'm the son of a linen trader." :D and the second one: "She was standing on a hill, crying, crying, Jesus Christ Maria she was shouting, shouting, is it going to a be a boy or not, is it a boy or not?" :D I love Tom McKay's take on these old Czech folk songs. Hilarious :D
Thanks
What is the name of the song could you send me a link to the full song on RUclips thanks again
@@lorddiethorn Look up "Já jsem z Kutný hory" and "Na kopečku stála, plakala" on RUclips, you might find a version you like :D
Thanks will do
I failed they argued
"What the fuck are you playng at?!"
the funiest part for me was her sending capon on his way and even saying "i don't love you, get out" just because i convince him we wasn't with a heird face :v
why did she not like him when I did it?
Fun fact hans capon is 15 😂😂
I did this, didn't work. Oh well. No matter.
but they fight...
After releasing this video, the game was updated, and i noticed that the same choices would sometimes end in failure, i am not sure why. i just save before going into this mission now.
@@Dare_To_Game maybe it has something to do with the fact that i lie to capon and told him he looks good ? i didnt do it chosing the other option