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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @rl9217
    @rl9217 3 года назад +10284

    Bald Eagle: (screeches while flying in front of American flag)
    Director: “Hold up, CUT! Stop the filming”
    Bald Eagle: “Is there a problem?”
    Director: “Look kid, you’re a good actor and all, and I think you’re definitely a powerful and majestic bird but the call really isn’t doing it for me. Can we get the hawk in here for a voiceover?”
    Cameraman: “He called in sick today, but we got the kookaburras voice acting for dolphins in the studio next door”
    Director: “….that could work…”

  • @Hailstormful
    @Hailstormful 3 года назад +6445

    We call a big flock of crows a "murder"
    We really should be calling a flock of seagulls a "massacre"

  • @CuteZi
    @CuteZi 3 года назад +3273

    Seagulls poking you in the coconut is nothing compared to what they can actually do. Yoda got LUCKY

    • @blahblah9036
      @blahblah9036 3 года назад +107

      I understood that reference.

    • @travisasselta9140
      @travisasselta9140 3 года назад +36

      @@blahblah9036 same here.

    • @FunnyFany
      @FunnyFany 3 года назад +97

      🎵🎶 *Hmm ha, hm hm hm ha, hm hm ha, hm hm hm hm ha, hm ha, hm hm hm hm hmhm ha!* 🎶🎵

    • @sidereum-05
      @sidereum-05 3 года назад +88

      And then... I got hit in the neck wth a hackey sack. hM HM HM hM, wHere'd it come from?

    • @Dyundu
      @Dyundu 3 года назад +63

      Run, run, run ‘n jump; I can be your backpack while you run . . .

  • @vietnamesenoodle3280
    @vietnamesenoodle3280 3 года назад +2367

    Rhinos in wild: I will literally kill anything that moves
    Rhinos in zoos: gib pat

    • @etledgaming2321
      @etledgaming2321 3 года назад +191

      gib pat.
      N O W.

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 3 года назад +92

      Wolves versus dogs really

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 3 года назад +180

      @@heiseigojifan2713 When you realize sharks kill less people than cows.
      You know why? Most people are never around sharks or wolves and we all know they're dangerous.
      That's such a nothing fact

    • @techclay39
      @techclay39 3 года назад +31

      @@heiseigojifan2713 only one human has ever died by a wild wolf, and that was when he try to do some thing dumb. I think.

    • @MurasakiTsukimaru
      @MurasakiTsukimaru 3 года назад +55

      @@heiseigojifan2713 Because I'm pointing out how much of a nothing fact your statement is.
      The vast majority of people never even SEE a wolf in real life outside of a zoo. Dogs are literally everywhere humans are found. Not to mention, people don't go starting shit with wolves like they do dogs.
      Hippos will attack anything that isn't bigger than them and some things that are. Yet dogs still kill more people than hippos. Because again, one's far more common.
      Shit, you know what basically never attacks humans and is STILL statistically one of the deadliest animals in the world? Fucking deer.

  • @JoyBomber
    @JoyBomber 2 года назад +605

    Fun fact about that longhorn beetle: they're not nearly as much of a threat as they used to be because woodpeckers actually LEARNEDD how to get them out of the wood. That's right, they taught themselves how to eat a new bug that burrowed its way into the bark different from our native bugs apparently, if it weren't for that amazing adaptation from our woodpeckers, they might have done so much worse

    • @angr3819
      @angr3819 Год назад +9

      Klaus Schabb will be so jealous.

    • @deleted-something
      @deleted-something Год назад +2

      Oh no

    • @RandomMackem0069_Official
      @RandomMackem0069_Official Год назад +45

      When the woodpecker said “fuck it, let’s do it ourselves”

    • @The_Worst_Guy_Ever
      @The_Worst_Guy_Ever Год назад +20

      Woody’s an American hero 🫡

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 11 месяцев назад +7

      If the woodpeckers are helping out, this problem will decline in severity over time I'd wager

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal 3 года назад +2578

    When you find out the animal noises you heard weren’t real: *“How many lies have I been told by the council?!”*

    • @INFM424
      @INFM424 3 года назад +82

      Too many

    • @MikeUman
      @MikeUman 3 года назад +93

      It would be easier just to ask how much of what the council told you is the truth. The answer is a lot shorter.

    • @idfk6047
      @idfk6047 3 года назад +38

      First the animal noises, then a buncha other random government and doctor mythsss (how long it takes to digest gum, area 51, things like that) what's nextttttt

    • @james_bartholomew_benedict
      @james_bartholomew_benedict 3 года назад +32

      *Not even the Council has the whole truth!* So who lied to the Council?

    • @notjesz6567
      @notjesz6567 3 года назад +8

      Hence to title of the video

  • @rubiconprime1429
    @rubiconprime1429 3 года назад +2615

    I was just hoping the other day for a Casual geographic on Rhinos that went beyond “legally blind bipolar tank” and now it’s here. Thank you

    • @mongmanmarkyt2897
      @mongmanmarkyt2897 3 года назад +71

      That rhino having the zoomies warmed my heart just a little

    • @jeremiahbristow7609
      @jeremiahbristow7609 3 года назад +12

      But most of the Rhino information was already talked about!

    • @ancientmegalodon29
      @ancientmegalodon29 3 года назад +6

      Honestly I feel kinda bad for them if there not dangerous

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 Год назад

      @@ancientmegalodon29- In the wild, they are dangerous.

    • @ChimpTony
      @ChimpTony 5 месяцев назад

      i thought you said national geographic joke joke

  • @Jester22589
    @Jester22589 3 года назад +2811

    “This cuttlefish is wearing glasses but its for science” is the best thing anyone has ever said

  • @pattrell5257
    @pattrell5257 Год назад +133

    This guy needs his own PBS show; he's too good!

  • @ivanrenic4243
    @ivanrenic4243 3 года назад +1311

    "Anything that is sleeping for 3 months straight isn't waking up anymore"
    Ants: Are you challenging me, mammal?

    • @mishiro_4
      @mishiro_4 3 года назад +23

      😂😂That's a quality comment right there

    • @veggiedragon1000
      @veggiedragon1000 3 года назад +67

      Wooly bear caterpillar, to the ants: You can talk, amateurs.

    • @johnnybaldwin6161
      @johnnybaldwin6161 3 года назад +40

      Shii, water bears could be straight frozen in ice for years

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 3 года назад +30

      Snails: Pathetic

    • @omegavfx3482
      @omegavfx3482 3 года назад +31

      Me in summer break: *Pathetic.*

  • @Freight_Train
    @Freight_Train 3 года назад +2331

    "A seagull's diet plan is anything that fits down their garbage chute of a throat"
    Classic. You're analogies are top notch.

    • @matthewmcdonough2253
      @matthewmcdonough2253 3 года назад +34

      your*

    • @Freight_Train
      @Freight_Train 3 года назад +56

      @@matthewmcdonough2253 My old 7th grade English teacher is visiting me on youtube. Thanks Mr. McDonough!

    • @arcihungbycraneonfire
      @arcihungbycraneonfire 3 года назад +7

      Holy shit its Gale Donwell

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 3 года назад +7

      Seagulls used to be my favorite for that reason. I didn't know they ate dogs and baby seals...

    • @Gomez_--je9db
      @Gomez_--je9db 2 года назад +4

      Poor sea world 🥺

  • @KevinRAAMAAAGE
    @KevinRAAMAAAGE 3 года назад +1624

    As a rabid horse girl, I can confirm.
    Rhinos are better than zebras. And honestly can't believe they're more related to donkies, because the donkies I've met just wanna back that dump truck of an ass up on you, so you'll scratch him, and the other cries at the fence at you when he doesn't get his own pile of hay, and he seems to think you can't walk without him, or go anywhere without him. He scream cries like a baby

    • @tyrongkojy
      @tyrongkojy 3 года назад +78

      They're like donkeys, but if the donkey was a total cock.

    • @caseyalbright2762
      @caseyalbright2762 3 года назад +46

      They actually breed a certain type of donkeys to keep predators away from herd animals such as sheep cattle and alpacas.

    • @SewardWriter
      @SewardWriter 3 года назад +23

      I love that you know this.

    • @seongjin-woo8683
      @seongjin-woo8683 3 года назад +4

      If yo a girl why kevin?

    • @nerysghemor5781
      @nerysghemor5781 3 года назад +37

      Domesticated donkeys are such underrated animals. I actually think they're a lot better than horses...smarter and friendlier. Stubborn, yes, but that comes with "smarter."

  • @willholly1844
    @willholly1844 Год назад +70

    No matter how many of his videos I watch I am surprised and humoured at least twice by my man's vocabulary and choice of words every video.

  • @Kleebo
    @Kleebo 3 года назад +3753

    Fun (false)fact: Benjiman Franklin didnt want bald eagles to represent America because he saw the eagles as cowardly and belive that turkeys would be a better bird to represent the country arguring that thier recklessly aggressive behaviour would be a better to represent the strength of America.

    • @amberberry_
      @amberberry_ 3 года назад +773

      Benjamin Franklin might've had a point

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 года назад +140

      😠The Truth Sucks.😟

    • @Kleebo
      @Kleebo 3 года назад +413

      @JayLeeBeanz the eagles are more majestic, but have you seen what a Turkey can do to someone?

    • @Dracorex13
      @Dracorex13 3 года назад +483

      Specifically, Franklin was referring to the bald eagle's tendency to steal fish from the osprey, rather than catching one itself. Theft of another animal's prey is called kleptoparasitism and is very common among fish eating birds.

    • @Kleebo
      @Kleebo 3 года назад +59

      @@Dracorex13 interesting

  • @nayosadumbtrooper
    @nayosadumbtrooper 3 года назад +6124

    The bald eagle taking credit for the red tail hawk's cry is the most America thing ever.

    • @arhamtajwar65
      @arhamtajwar65 3 года назад +134

      Yeah

    • @experienceedits
      @experienceedits 3 года назад +463

      same with the sound they make
      they look all intimidating but as soon as they open their mouth they sound like a two year old

    • @MarceMarcus
      @MarceMarcus 3 года назад +24

      No it isn’t

    • @Integritys_Sum
      @Integritys_Sum 3 года назад +319

      @@MarceMarcus kinda is...

    • @experienceedits
      @experienceedits 3 года назад +210

      @@MarceMarcus whatever you say pal

  • @katnip266
    @katnip266 3 года назад +1541

    I'm more of a cat person, but i'd probably wouldn't turn down an armored puppy.

    • @AbuAli-ff8yh
      @AbuAli-ff8yh 3 года назад +21

      but I would probably would not

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 3 года назад +34

      The big downsides would be cleanup and space. The smell of their feces must be pretty strong since tgey're so big and must popbout a lot.

    • @katnip266
      @katnip266 3 года назад +22

      😂😂 I didn't even think about the poop! But your right though. That'd probably be pretty smelly.

    • @katnip266
      @katnip266 3 года назад +25

      The vet bills would probably be really huge too

    • @Sarissa99
      @Sarissa99 3 года назад +1

      @@AbuAli-ff8yh yep

  • @EcoSpeeder
    @EcoSpeeder Год назад +7

    I felt a lion roar at close range. It does something to the soul that makes one want to find mommy asap. Cannot imagine that Tiger bellow.

  • @datdankdj8264
    @datdankdj8264 2 года назад +217

    I love how angry/offended that *THEY DO NOT LIKE TO BE TOUCHED* came across, like he’s the beetle’s therapist who had to hear him come home and go “I WAS TOUCHED BY A HUMAN I HATE LIFE”

  • @tavarshia3122
    @tavarshia3122 3 года назад +313

    This guy said, "bless your soul," for watching 'Flipper' with my grandma cause it was the only entertainment she thought was child appropriate.

    • @brandonrogers6252
      @brandonrogers6252 3 года назад +18

      I’m not gonna lie are used to love to watch flipper lol. I used to sing the theme song and all 😂😂😂

  • @_xkriime
    @_xkriime 3 года назад +330

    "They dont work btw"
    *STARES WITH INTENSE REGRET AND DISAPPOINTMENT*

    • @moonsun6161
      @moonsun6161 3 года назад +8

      😳😂😂

    • @bruhher5561
      @bruhher5561 3 года назад +33

      imagine aliens killing your kind for pills that arent even working

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 года назад +9

      😠Bitch, WHAT?!😆

    • @alejandroelluxray5298
      @alejandroelluxray5298 3 года назад +4

      *Shoots an intense thunderbolt at you in revenge*

  • @chasefoster8092
    @chasefoster8092 Год назад +19

    Honestly, it's one of my favorite channels. This channel makes me feel better when I'm bored or sick or I can't find any brain stimulation. I watch it regularly when I want to go to sleep. Sometimes i leave it playing on its own ,video after video. This is not a dig or insult. It's a legitimately good channel for great entertainment and comedy that always keeps my interest when I need help making my day better!

  • @christ-abel8774
    @christ-abel8774 3 года назад +478

    "A lion will make you defecate bricks... but a tiger will make you shit your soul."
    "The symbol of America just sounds like a seagull with laryngitis."
    I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kalaitindubokenneth1739
      @kalaitindubokenneth1739 Год назад +5

      😊 cool ooooo

    • @AlineDreams
      @AlineDreams Год назад +1

      A seagull after eating a chihuahua, even 😂

    • @jbbanyon9869
      @jbbanyon9869 5 месяцев назад

      A lions roar is louder than a tigers facts

    • @christ-abel8774
      @christ-abel8774 5 месяцев назад

      @@jbbanyon9869 yeah, but the tiger's roar has lower frequency and therefore, it's more intimidating. Facts.

  • @dolph9913
    @dolph9913 3 года назад +427

    Do you know why we call the Bald Eagle the “Bald Eagle”?
    It was actually shortened from Old English “Piebald” meaning - Crowned with white.”
    Also, that’s an awesome Sublime Album.

    • @scoundrel7011
      @scoundrel7011 3 года назад +16

      Interesting. Didn't know that.

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 3 года назад +8

      Makes sooo much more sense.

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 3 года назад +2

      Well I think if you were to check, you would not find any hair on their heads. Same could be said for any bird I think, but still

    • @V.U.4six
      @V.U.4six 3 года назад

      @@doughboywhine they have feathers tho

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 3 года назад +1

      @@V.U.4six Am I wrong though?

  • @SupersuMC
    @SupersuMC 3 года назад +506

    "Let's just appreciate that some guy went through years of school and student loans just to end up getting paid to put glasses on a discount octopus."
    WORTH IT! ;D

  • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
    @ARCtheCartoonMaster Год назад +30

    Fun fact: for all the faults the movie _Birdemic_ has, one thing I have to give it credit for is the clever subversion on the “bald Eagle” sound effect used in movies. Basically, the birds you see on screen are red-tailed hawks (the birds that *actually* make that sound), but their cries are the actual annoying screech of the bald Eagle.

  • @MrMeow-vg9cb
    @MrMeow-vg9cb 3 года назад +629

    “It’s called LYING King for a reason”
    That killed me faster than a Lion with an admantum skeleton and machete claws 😂

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 года назад +7

      STOOOOOP XD

    • @thatkidwiththehoodie
      @thatkidwiththehoodie 2 года назад +1

      Most things would, in fairness. Machetes aren’t actually very good weapons lmao

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 2 года назад +2

      How could he forget Frank Welker??? A bunch of the lion ‘roars’ was just Frank rawring into a trash can for that echoy effect

    • @legend._
      @legend._ 2 года назад

      @@thatkidwiththehoodie tell that to South London gangs

    • @thatkidwiththehoodie
      @thatkidwiththehoodie 2 года назад

      @@legend._ I mean, it’ll do the job, make no mistake. There’s just better blades out there. Machetes are designed for cutting through dense foliage. When it comes to cutting flesh, they’re relatively inefficient.

  • @dryb3301
    @dryb3301 2 года назад +296

    That prolonged silence after the "they don't work btw" felt somehow personal, lmfao. ...😅😅😅

  • @ApolloniusTheRighteous
    @ApolloniusTheRighteous 8 месяцев назад +11

    "If you're old enough to remember this show, then god bless you" had me in tears 😂

  • @jacks1368
    @jacks1368 3 года назад +638

    I mean, you look at Pliny the Elder's original description of a 'Unicorn': "It has the body of a horse, the head of a stag, the feet of an elephant, the tail of a boar, and a single black horn three feet long in the middle of its forehead. Its cry is a deep bellow.". Sounds a lot like a secondhand description of a Rhino.

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 2 года назад +76

      Remember Leviathan and behemoth from the Bible?
      Yeah. They weren’t describing anything magical. Behemoth was the African bush elephant, and leviathan was just a really old Nile crocodile.

    • @thatkidwiththehoodie
      @thatkidwiththehoodie 2 года назад +14

      Dude must’ve been looking at some weird-ass stags

    • @Alblaka
      @Alblaka 2 года назад +22

      @@thatkidwiththehoodie He might have meant 'head of a stag' as in 'really, just the head, not the antlers'.

    • @thatkidwiththehoodie
      @thatkidwiththehoodie 2 года назад +4

      @@Alblaka I know, my point still stands xD

    • @serenitymoon825
      @serenitymoon825 2 года назад +11

      @@juanjoyaborja.3054 So is Gustave the Nile Croc really Leviathan in disguise?

  • @matthewcrome5835
    @matthewcrome5835 3 года назад +581

    'Since their kids end up killing more wood than erectile dysfunction" I shouldn't be laughing this hard but *MY SIDES*

    • @alechall7082
      @alechall7082 3 года назад +19

      He got me with "black enough to get a pass"

    • @Texasalterr
      @Texasalterr 3 года назад

      Nier q 9o

    • @Texasalterr
      @Texasalterr 3 года назад

      Nier

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 3 года назад +4

      Bruh when I saw the beetle I instantly got nostalgia from the wild kratts episode
      Only legends remember what I’m talking about

    • @turkeyman100
      @turkeyman100 3 года назад +2

      @@spacetacos7574 Guess I'm a legend then.

  • @jaywilson2468
    @jaywilson2468 3 года назад +449

    Yo you should show everyone the Titan beetle. It makes the chirping long horn look small.

    • @Hinatachan360
      @Hinatachan360 3 года назад +31

      I work in a plant nursery. I saw a female titan beetle near one of the plant tables. She was dead, but she was huge. I put my hand next to her to gague her size. BTW, I could tell it was female by the pattern on her wings.

    • @cramorantisgod4533
      @cramorantisgod4533 3 года назад +12

      Or the Hercules Beetle with a horn and spike longer than my beak.

    • @jaywilson2468
      @jaywilson2468 3 года назад +25

      @JustMe I don't know about a bat but I'm willing to bet if you hit it with newspaper it'll hit you back.

    • @williamgeorge3111
      @williamgeorge3111 3 года назад +12

      I'm way more okay with them than the longhorn because OH GOD THE EYES ON THE LONGHORN

    • @jaywilson2468
      @jaywilson2468 3 года назад +3

      @@williamgeorge3111 fair enough 😂

  • @truthtorpedo4068
    @truthtorpedo4068 2 года назад +47

    This man's parents have to be a GEM! Kid you are an ICON & A GENIUS! 💜👑💜👑💜👑💜👑💜

  • @blahorgaslisk7763
    @blahorgaslisk7763 3 года назад +47

    The bit about rhinos being legally blind is something I first heard about maybe forty years ago. It was in an article about a scientist who experimented with putting corrective lenses on a rhino and documenting how being able to se a lot better changed the behavior. I which I could remember more about this because as I remember it made a massive change in how the rhino interacted with other animals and people. But like I said it was probably more than forty years ago and I only read the article because it was interesting and well written. And I certainly never heard anything more about it after that. Back in the pre-internet age it was a lot more work needed to keep track of things like this.

    • @carmeltabby
      @carmeltabby 3 года назад +7

      That's some original Dr. Dolittle shit and I think that's awesome.

  • @HandyHanderson
    @HandyHanderson 3 года назад +191

    04:37
    That pause was *_BRILLIANT_* 😂
    Had me rolling 🤣

    • @djeio
      @djeio 3 года назад +6

      yes

    • @amarachichimaxoxo
      @amarachichimaxoxo 2 года назад +2

      😩✋🏾

    • @messywebdev
      @messywebdev 2 года назад +4

      Me too- I was dying 😂😂😂😂

    • @ZayTGS
      @ZayTGS 2 года назад +2

      I heard “it won’t work btw”😭😭

  • @julianhampton8799
    @julianhampton8799 2 года назад +263

    Okay you got to admit this dude is funny as hell with no laugh track 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @edwardspencer3906
    @edwardspencer3906 5 месяцев назад +1

    My Friend, YOU are an Educator of the Finest Kind! Make everything so accessible and easy to understand while being highly entertaining! What a GIFT You give those who might not have been so interested... You might be doing this for the Wildlife but You are MUCH appreciated 👍

  • @TheEmployee
    @TheEmployee 3 года назад +193

    It's kind of ironic how Steven Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob was a marine biologist. Yet he still used the non-dolphin noise for dolphins and other sea creatures in his show lol.

    • @stewy497
      @stewy497 3 года назад +75

      Weren't those stock noises? He probably considered the irony part of the joke in itself.

    • @thelanktheist2626
      @thelanktheist2626 3 года назад +28

      He probably knew and just did it for funsies.

    • @RipperCyclotron
      @RipperCyclotron 3 года назад +61

      Well he intentionally drew Spongebob as a dish sponge rather than a sea sponge because it was funnier.

    • @Venom-rr1vg
      @Venom-rr1vg 3 года назад +2

      @@RipperCyclotron Are sea sponges even, sentient?

    • @bonkhhfr
      @bonkhhfr 3 года назад +13

      @@Venom-rr1vgThe answer is yes, in the same way that trees are sentient

  • @TimeSurfer206
    @TimeSurfer206 3 года назад +35

    Flipper was my childhood, and I wasn't surprised a bit, when I found this out. I was already pretty up on how they liked to lie, even at a young age.
    You, Sir, are a joy to watch and learn from.

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 3 года назад +133

    As someone who got terrified by the roars of Leo the Lion from _MGM,_ let's appreciate the fact that Samuel Goldwyn and Louis Meyers have enough balls to film the roaring lion in front of camera and made it to the big screen.

  • @tassjamir32
    @tassjamir32 Год назад +16

    Bro. You need your own show on Discovery or even HBO. You're a true genius at what you do. 👊🏿👊🏿👊🏿💯💯

  • @phoemix7043
    @phoemix7043 3 года назад +225

    I love how even when this guy finds the worst things imaginable, there’s always something worse about the very thing he’s talking about.

  • @wildmanhistory2738
    @wildmanhistory2738 3 года назад +484

    Rhinos ARE technically Unicorns... Due to literally thousands of years of mistranslation, Rhinoceros was treated more as horned hippopotamus', which basically means "horned river horse". Centuries of misinterpretation and boom you have "horned horses"

  • @illegalmemedealer3549
    @illegalmemedealer3549 3 года назад +545

    Oh yeah, every Brit lives in constant fear of seagulls. Did you know there’s one specific seagull in London that figured out how to hunt pigeons by jumping them, dragging them into water and drowning them, then picking the meat off the corpses and sharing it with his mate. These things are straight up flying Lecters

    • @dylanstaats7911
      @dylanstaats7911 3 года назад +81

      On one hand, mildly horrifying. On the other, that's a doting husband.

    • @teddysterriertales
      @teddysterriertales 3 года назад +1

      same in Ireland ... these demon birds will steal your tiny dog or cat and give absolutely zero fecks

    • @hexak1ll562
      @hexak1ll562 2 года назад +15

      They’re chill in canada

    • @legend._
      @legend._ 2 года назад +34

      @@hexak1ll562 yeah but you have mooses and buff geese

    • @red0421
      @red0421 2 года назад

      Yep.
      I remember a group of these flying psychopaths forming a V to dive at students at school, forcing the students to drop flat on the ground, usually dropping their food which the gulls at the end of the V would grab and the group would then land, distribute the goods, eat, then repeat.
      If you didn't drop to the ground flat on your stomach? The gulls were not afraid to use force to MAKE you give up the goods.
      And yes, I am talking about the birds and not the mob, mobsters have more mercy than these terrors.
      Read a book where an island and its inhabitants were enslaved by seagulls: all I could think was "It's just a matter of _when_ this becomes reality for the UK at this point".

  • @VikingVern
    @VikingVern Год назад +12

    Bro…found your channel by mistake but I’m sure as hell glad I did. Been binging for hours now. You got a subscriber for life here so keep the awesome videos coming!!

  • @johmlemon532
    @johmlemon532 2 года назад +109

    Fun fact because the rhino-unicron thing reminded me of it: The vikings used to pay indigenous peoples for narwhal horns - then they sold the narwhal horns but marketed them as “unicorn horns.” Everybody believed them, too.

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 Год назад

      So Vikings were the first ever scam artists?

    • @logicplague
      @logicplague Год назад +5

      Indigenous to where? Everyone is indigenous to somewhere.

    • @johmlemon532
      @johmlemon532 Год назад +9

      @@logicplague glad you asked! I forgot to clarify, mostly Greenland but also Nunavut.

    • @GodsArtGallery111
      @GodsArtGallery111 Год назад

      Imagine all the Lemons

    • @GodsArtGallery111
      @GodsArtGallery111 Год назад

      Johm Lemon, why’d you name your band after that creepy ah bug (beetle)

  • @bforman1300
    @bforman1300 2 года назад +35

    My sister was a rhino keeper and you are right! They are absolute darlings! And they have peach fuzz!

    • @Kimmaline
      @Kimmaline Год назад +6

      I would give just about ANYTHING to be able to hang out with a rhino. They are up there with my very very favorite animals--and I grew up on a farm and ran a rescue.
      Tell your sister to send some love scritches from a random weirdo on the internet. 😆

  • @tyler-qr5jn
    @tyler-qr5jn 3 года назад +30

    I live in the UK, and seagulls down the coast are no joke. You have to literally watch out and protect your food if they're near by because you may be going hungry and they not.

    • @bigboredthing
      @bigboredthing 3 года назад +4

      Definitely. I live in a seaside town, and I've been had many a cone of chips 'liberated' by a gull or 3. There's never only one. They are gluttons with no moral compass and they make it everyone's problem

    • @sandyhenderson441
      @sandyhenderson441 3 года назад

      Do you live near Whitby? Official council signs warning about the risk of getting mugged by gulls at one time. Not been since lockdowns, so may have changed. Or have the gulls removed them?

  • @gabrielfranklin9200
    @gabrielfranklin9200 Год назад +6

    "Some jokes just write themselves"... So true

  • @PerfectlyImperfct
    @PerfectlyImperfct 2 года назад +112

    "Their kids end up killing more wood than erectile dysfunction." bless u sir, i needed that today 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anguirosuchus55
    @anguirosuchus55 3 года назад +217

    ...considering how smart dolphins are though, they can probably imitate the "fake" dolphin laugh.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 3 года назад +7

      Dolphin meat is delicious.
      Grille with saffron and lavender flowers. Add crushed pecans. Spiritual chakras 2 and 5 will be activated. Good for clarity of thought; eyesight. Manifestation of procreation energy.

    • @l.2620
      @l.2620 3 года назад +31

      @@whitealliance9540
      Random but ok

    • @darkySp
      @darkySp 3 года назад +31

      @@whitealliance9540 Judging by this random spiritual comment, i'd say you've had a bit too much dolphin meat for your chakras

    • @jazzman7842
      @jazzman7842 3 года назад

      @@whitealliance9540 bruh y tf you be eatin dolphins my guy, the fuck is wrong with you.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 3 года назад +2

      @@jazzman7842 well technically speaking in the USA for many years they had canned tuna but it was really dolphin meat...
      See, the govt is smart, they force spirituality on you and you just accept it. You question me? Yet if you had to go to court tomorrow guess what it will say on the wall? Guess!!
      It will say "In God we trust".
      Yet I bring the mystery of nature and immortality, and you curse at my words? I am only on this planet for a few moments longer... Then you will see, so few of you asked my spirit the right questions.
      Amen.

  • @mattmcgary2404
    @mattmcgary2404 2 года назад +69

    Animal Planet needs to give you your own show dude. Your commentary is so spot on for the younger generations! (I sound old as fuck but im 30) good stuff man please keep it up

    • @Goku-el3lk
      @Goku-el3lk Год назад

      So you remember flipper?

    • @martabachynsky8545
      @martabachynsky8545 11 месяцев назад

      @@Goku-el3lk OP might, but I certainly do (in re-runs); I'm 55.

  • @jamesmoore5630
    @jamesmoore5630 2 года назад +1

    The Longhorn Beatles were in Dallas, Texas, in 1961. We had them on three cottonwood trees. They come out during the 4th of July, so we put firecrackers on them or down the borehole. They are very hard to find in any insect books.

  • @conduit64
    @conduit64 3 года назад +62

    Watching a rhino have the zoomies is the dose of wholesome I didn't know I needed.

  • @Otokogoroshi
    @Otokogoroshi 3 года назад +13

    "If you're old enough to remember this show... god bless you."
    Thank you for giving an old some love.

  • @eparkhunter
    @eparkhunter 3 года назад +30

    Your videos are just that good. It’s rare that a person is entertaining and smart without trying too hard.

  • @wonky_shoebox7514
    @wonky_shoebox7514 Год назад +5

    Just seeing a cuttlefish rocking 3D glasses has made my day. He totally pulled them off too. Props right there

  • @dawnmana5876
    @dawnmana5876 3 года назад +215

    Unicorns WERE single horned rhinos. Even in the Bible when it talks about unicorns, it talks about their might and brute strength, not how equines are typically described. Some modern translations change unicorn to "young ox" but it doesnt make as much sense in context especially since unicorn literally means ONE horn.

    • @esbirdnerd
      @esbirdnerd 3 года назад +2

      True, but why bring the bible into it?

    • @jamesyun8444
      @jamesyun8444 3 года назад +52

      @@esbirdnerd to show that back then, people were really describing rhinos instead of a generic horse with a horn?

    • @tonymarselle8812
      @tonymarselle8812 3 года назад +11

      @@jamesyun8444, but why he gotta bring rhinos into it?

    • @SofosProject
      @SofosProject 3 года назад +27

      @@esbirdnerd Because the Bible is one of the most well known books that has parts written thousands of years ago, so sometimes people will study older translations for info on historical stuff. It's how you get theories like the Nephilim being evidence of giants actually existing.

    • @dawnmana5876
      @dawnmana5876 3 года назад +18

      @@esbirdnerd because it's relevant to the topic, oh mighty cringe lord.

  • @ironwolfstudios2857
    @ironwolfstudios2857 3 года назад +37

    1:07 See, this is why James Earl Jones is a goddamn badass. His voice is so amazing that it comes with its own intensely modified sound effects. That's why Darth Vader sounds like a Scuba machine built by Lucifer. And now it's why Mufasa roared like a fugging F-16...
    Sometimes the truth is just better than fiction.

  • @joshuastrittmatter4188
    @joshuastrittmatter4188 2 года назад +409

    It is honestly criminal that in pop culture, leopards are often dubbed over with cougar screams (a.k.a. sounds that leopards are physically incapable of making), and meanwhile lions are dubbed over with either tiger roars, or ACTUAL leopard roars.
    Just watch The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe for an example. Literally ALL of Aslan's roars are leopard sounds-and meanwhile what do all the leopards and cheetahs sound like?
    Take a guess...

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 2 года назад +43

      “Meow!”
      “Chirp!”
      …my cat, too. She can’t meow, she freaking chirps

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 Год назад +37

      Honestly... The cougar scream creeps me out the most. Lion and tiger roars are definitely fear inducing, but the scream of a mountain lion just fills me with a creep factor that nothing else matches.
      Maybe it's because I live around them, idk...

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 Год назад +20

      @@scottcantdance804 They also chirp.
      Mom was inspecting mines, heard chirping and said, “What kind of bird is that?” The mine manager looked at her, horrified. “Ma’am… that’s a mountain lion. Not a bird.” But because Mom never tried looking for the source of the chirping, the lions never tried to intimidate her or chase her away.

    • @ex8800
      @ex8800 Год назад

      cougar "roars" are menacing like the quick death

    • @thecatrizable
      @thecatrizable Год назад

      wut

  • @DrDomich
    @DrDomich Год назад +3

    The reason why that makes you happy is the fact that people perceived as serious as a scientist only can be - are still only a kid playing videogames in their mom's basement underneath. It makes them as human and as relatable as an RUclips content creator

  • @dustind4694
    @dustind4694 3 года назад +43

    Seriously, though. Tigers make lots of sounds and one of them hits the 'evacuate your bowels and run' button on the human brain. From miles away. Also, they actually live in the jungle (sometimes) and they're burlier than lions by a lot. Not sure why they're not king.

    • @blackpowderuser373
      @blackpowderuser373 3 года назад +16

      Well, tigers should be the kings of the jungle. Jaguars if the jungles are in the Americas.

  • @Steppenwolf27
    @Steppenwolf27 3 года назад +13

    That "eagle screech" in movies used to throw me off when I was a kid because I grew up in a rural area near the coast in central California. Red-tail hawks were common there, so I knew what they sounded like. Whenever I heard that sound paired with an eagle, I was confused.

  • @paytonbaker6823
    @paytonbaker6823 3 года назад +62

    So Yoda was legit warning us about seagulls. They do more than poke us in the coconut.

  • @pleaseenteraname3607
    @pleaseenteraname3607 Год назад

    I live in Fallbrook Ca where red tailed hawks are everywhere. That screech they make gives you goosebumps and I hear it all throughout spring and summer. It’s the most America sound ever, I always scream ‘America!’ Like Will Ferrell in The Other Guys every time I hear it

  • @joedredd1168
    @joedredd1168 2 года назад +12

    3:32 I'm born and raised in Devon, and yes I remember this story abiut the Chihuahua getting snatched here by Seagulls. They're a terrible problem here. One time at a wedding I saw a whole flock of them attack a whole family for seemingly no reason as they didn't appear to have food on them but they were attacking the children and the dogs the most. Also when I was walking with my brother down the highstreet in Exmouth I noticed the seasgulls sitting atop the shelf above the WHSmiths there and knew they were staring at us, my brother had a pizza slice in his hands he got from the Greggs there and suddenly from behind us a seagull came up and attemped to snatch it out of his hand. My brother being quite deft of foot dodged out the way and we laughed only to let out guard down when another swiftly came up and bit his hand causing him to drop it. Then they all piled in from out of nowhere. Even me kicking one didn't scare it off.

  • @jeremyrivera6177
    @jeremyrivera6177 2 года назад +34

    Your videos work better than my meds and are always an educational joy. Thank you for your brilliant light of knowledge of the animal kingdom that humanity has found so far.

  • @ribottostudio
    @ribottostudio 3 года назад +77

    One of the only movies to have an ACCURATE Eagle cry is brother bear.
    Yep.

    • @Burning_Dwarf
      @Burning_Dwarf 2 года назад +3

      Yes!
      Voice acting aside, fhe sound design is really accurate in that film.
      I freakin loved it

  • @alejondroketchum4716
    @alejondroketchum4716 Год назад +3

    Okay the cuttlefish one was adorable. When I think of one wearing glasses I can’t help picturing them using a tentacle to gently straighten them if they were to slip to one side 😊

  • @ToastyNoneofyourbusiness
    @ToastyNoneofyourbusiness 3 года назад +42

    The cuttlefish thing reminds me of the time scientists put stilts on ants to see if they counted their steps

  • @stevencoffin328
    @stevencoffin328 3 года назад +90

    "They're already dead and no one else is gonna eat them."
    Aghori: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @TyrannosaurusDominum
    @TyrannosaurusDominum 3 года назад +59

    I'd read Mufasa's roar and growl was Frank Welker imitating tiger noises while holding a metal trashcan upto his face. 😂

  • @shaned7158
    @shaned7158 Год назад

    I love how you explain so much about animals I didn't even know about or new stuff on animals I already knew about but learned something knew about them .but you do all this in a short time. Your channel is awesome

  • @raintheapc
    @raintheapc 3 года назад +122

    As soon as I heard about the lion king's actual roar, I realized my whole life is a lie...

  • @xalexanderx7342
    @xalexanderx7342 3 года назад +36

    When I was a kid I went to the beach and started feeding bread to the seagulls, until this big ass seagull attacked me. So I refuse to like seagulls to this day, they crap everywhere and attack children..

    • @kittykittybangbang9367
      @kittykittybangbang9367 3 года назад +1

      Yeah I've heard that a lot of officials encourage people to don't feed the seagulls, because it makes them more aggressive

  • @bboutwell69
    @bboutwell69 3 года назад +11

    Honestly your fast delivery is so good that Watching just one of your videos can change my mood from terrible to terribly happy

  • @Sajgoniarz
    @Sajgoniarz Год назад +1

    3:40 Father of friend of mine is breeding Pomeranians. Once he told us that two dogs that he sold to a woman who lives near mountains was hunted by some birds of pray. Once the dog just stopped barking in the backyard, while she was reading a book. The second time she was washing dishes when she heard short whine from backyard. When she raised her eyes and looked outside the kitchen window she saw an yellow furball under the huge brown-white bird flying away.

  • @gekozilla7339
    @gekozilla7339 3 года назад +31

    1:08 they also did alot of the roars by getting a man to do it. That man was Frank Welker. Voice of scooby doo, dr claw and megatron

    • @carmeltabby
      @carmeltabby 3 года назад +2

      Ya I remember finding out that some of The Lion King's roars were really just Frank Welker growling into a garbage can.

    • @brigidtheirish
      @brigidtheirish 3 года назад +1

      @@carmeltabby I have such a weird mental image right now.

    • @carmeltabby
      @carmeltabby 3 года назад +3

      @@brigidtheirish you should lmao. Imagine explaining that at a family gathering..."So what are you up to these days Frank?" "Oh I just finished a movie where I growled into a garbage can for the sound effects." Relative just edges away....

    • @47ratsinahoodie
      @47ratsinahoodie 3 года назад +1

      I feel bad for Frank's throat, goddamn

    • @carmeltabby
      @carmeltabby 3 года назад +1

      I believe he also voiced Shaggy and/or Fred at one point. Scooby Doo was a major part of my childhood.

  • @lyrically6383
    @lyrically6383 3 года назад +24

    The rhino having zoomies was so adorable I legit grinned

  • @susannana6729
    @susannana6729 2 года назад +5

    You are such a breath of fresh air for me. I had been watching all these "news" channels that are like 2000 DOLLAR CHECKS COMING FOR SSI SSDI blah blah blah .They are like those vultures you've shown circling hurt or wounded animals .They pray on us click bait just to get views and RUclips paid .I just adore you .Your real informative and funny .Awesome job my man

  • @richinoable
    @richinoable Год назад +1

    We got red tails all over metro Denver. Sometimes you don't even see them, but their scree is iconic.

  • @KingCharming
    @KingCharming 3 года назад +49

    *Two of my favourite animals; Tigers and Hawks, are getting credit for their awesomeness👌🏿😇*

  • @ppgamer69epic54
    @ppgamer69epic54 3 года назад +151

    The dislike is someone who had their childhood ruined.

  • @GhostOfAces
    @GhostOfAces 2 года назад +179

    Wait people thought the Hawk cry at the start of westerns was an eagle? I thought it was always intended to be a hawk because it shows how hot/aired the land the movie takes place in. Since Hawks are very common in "The old West".

    • @KoeSeer
      @KoeSeer 2 года назад +8

      Some showed hawk in the panning wide shot, but some uses bald eagle.

    • @Blakchipskylark
      @Blakchipskylark 2 года назад +15

      It’s always that one person that’s happy they knew something no one else cared about 😂😂

    • @Blakchipskylark
      @Blakchipskylark 2 года назад +5

      @@josebolanos2261 you just did the same thing ..

    • @Blakchipskylark
      @Blakchipskylark 2 года назад +5

      @@josebolanos2261 your spazzing on something that had nothing to do with you HOURS after the fact and somethings wrong with me? 😂😂😂

    • @Blakchipskylark
      @Blakchipskylark 2 года назад

      @@josebolanos2261 bra yo brain fried leave me alone🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

  • @abionaalli
    @abionaalli Год назад +4

    I don't know about Tiger roars but as a kid I found Lion roars quite terrifying.
    I grew up at Obafemi Awolowo University and it had a functional zoo that had Lions.
    The zoo was a couple of miles away from the staff quarters where we lived and we frequently heard the Lions roaring. They didn't sound that far away.
    At a time there were rumours the Lions had escaped and during those times we children felt the roars were coming from a few feet away outside our room.

  • @unknownanonuser
    @unknownanonuser 3 года назад +95

    God: I made many birds!
    Seagulls: yeah, considered making me a "bully" bird.

  • @metallord6960
    @metallord6960 2 года назад +50

    That seagull thing brings a whole new meaning to the quote "MINE! MINE! MINE!"

    • @lszfarray5929
      @lszfarray5929 Год назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣 those seagulls were hilarious

  • @ethansanchez6267
    @ethansanchez6267 3 года назад +13

    The silence after "They don't work by the way" is what really got me 😂😂😂

  • @capturethephotons2078
    @capturethephotons2078 Год назад

    My new favorite goto laugh at lunch break channel. Satire Knowledge and comedy all in one place.

  • @dead9094
    @dead9094 3 года назад +256

    Our Childhood: exists
    Him: *Ah, so you chose death*

    • @clb4947
      @clb4947 3 года назад +1

      underrated 😂

    • @hashhashbrowns5381
      @hashhashbrowns5381 3 года назад +1

      Don't bother, people regurgitate the same comments

    • @dead9094
      @dead9094 3 года назад +1

      @@hashhashbrowns5381 what does that mean? I said this as a joke?

    • @dead9094
      @dead9094 3 года назад +1

      @@gl9040 also, 9 hours ago this comment was pretty new. So it only had 3-10 likes. As you can see the time stamp when CLB commented- it was an hour later. When it had about 20 likes^^

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 года назад +1

      REEE

  • @StarGiraffinum
    @StarGiraffinum 3 года назад +22

    6:34 Is that picture from the Virginia Zoo? Because if it is, then that's Alfred, the rhino I got to pet at zoo camp! (We miss you Alfred)

  • @anima-viewsanimalinterview5975
    @anima-viewsanimalinterview5975 3 года назад +7

    Bruh, how many lies have I been told my whole life.
    Commentary legendary as always man you give me motivation to try something as a lover of nature as well.
    Love the content.

  • @RaiderBatman
    @RaiderBatman Год назад +2

    I have no idea how this homie made it on my feed, but I am happy he did! Funny, informative, and keeps it clean. 👏👏👏

  • @cannonfodder4376
    @cannonfodder4376 3 года назад +63

    Man the more I learn the more I wonder how I would have turned out if I was not lied to as much as a child.
    Not all that different to be honest though.

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 3 года назад +74

    The dude who went to school for at least 4 years and is in student debt has the most awesome job...putting sunglasses on fish

  • @kiiro_7836
    @kiiro_7836 3 года назад +6

    Making learning about animals intertaining, love this guy

  • @surviveunplugged
    @surviveunplugged 2 года назад +2

    Thanks for the blessings young fella! I remember Flipper and Ed the talking horse. Cool channel and good work.

  • @trailguidealex5010
    @trailguidealex5010 3 года назад +21

    I grew up around eagles so I knew how they sounded. I love how they sound irl, it sounds majestic to me. But I can see why people would be disappointed

  • @wrAIth-AI
    @wrAIth-AI 3 года назад +10

    If social media was more like this Channel, and less like Tik-Tok, worldwide depression would cure itself. Thanks for all of your hard work and you're hilarious writing.❤

  • @faelokre
    @faelokre 3 года назад +44

    This dude needs a animal planet series so I can watch he's video's all day on TV

  • @richardcookejr.9560
    @richardcookejr.9560 2 месяца назад

    Dude, your content is fascinating, but you are also an absolute word-smith! I laugh all the way through your vids, yet I'm still learning! 😊Keep up the great work man.