Meta Orion Parody - “Meta Vision Lite”

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 253

  • @Adventuring_Korok
    @Adventuring_Korok Месяц назад +467

    The more advanced ai gets the more human mark becomes...

    • @cubekoss7547
      @cubekoss7547 Месяц назад +13

      markiplier

    • @rocketmunkey1
      @rocketmunkey1 Месяц назад +5

      It doesn't mater how advanced it becomes it will never be able to feel emotions or reason Why ? 😂

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu Месяц назад +8

      @@rocketmunkey1
      Of course it never will. These aren’t AIs, they’re just glorified version of bunch of bots that has been existing for over 5 decades now.

    • @DBNL-34
      @DBNL-34 Месяц назад

      A❤❤​@@rocketmunkey1

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu Месяц назад +1

      Funny you say the “the more advanced AI”, yet the “AI” are way dumber in new games and new applications compare to old stable ones.
      Granted, they’re call “old stable ones” for a reason, but I can’t even find a usable stable new one yet 💀

  • @vpsjdon
    @vpsjdon Месяц назад +262

    Where is the wallpaper video Sam? You know which one.
    We are all waiting for it

    • @JohnCena-dn8kb
      @JohnCena-dn8kb Месяц назад +15

      lol. That is wild

    • @benjamin7114
      @benjamin7114 Месяц назад +16

      '''MKBHD fanboy reacts to Panels app''' 😂

    • @justpatrick_
      @justpatrick_ Месяц назад +4

      😂😂 no way he does it 😂😂

    • @chiefdenis
      @chiefdenis Месяц назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Solus5048
      @Solus5048 Месяц назад +3

      WHERE IS THE CONTEXT!!!!???

  • @AyaWetts
    @AyaWetts Месяц назад +150

    AI updates are helping Zuck a lot, I almost believe he's human

  • @brittb1696
    @brittb1696 Месяц назад +229

    "I'm gonna do it anyway."
    - Zuckerberg, regarding consent.

  • @angrysob7962
    @angrysob7962 Месяц назад +16

    "If you blue screen in VR, you blue screen in real life." 🤣🤣. I've actually had nightmares about this.

  • @SmirkInvestigator
    @SmirkInvestigator Месяц назад +20

    “You don’t need to know what my hands are thinking” ah, the absurdity hit me right

  • @kolz4ever1980
    @kolz4ever1980 Месяц назад +57

    lol "if this was an apple products those little 9s would be a dollar sign" fucking got me laughing so much.

    • @PfropfNo1
      @PfropfNo1 Месяц назад

      only that the onion costs as much as 3 vision pros: 10k

    • @Space97.
      @Space97. Месяц назад

      ​@@PfropfNo1it's a prototype 😂

  • @tochimclaren
    @tochimclaren Месяц назад +43

    I like how it's a universal thing to dislike rings of power.

    • @user-ii7xc1ry3x
      @user-ii7xc1ry3x Месяц назад +1

      I'm fine with that show :(

    • @bobweiram6321
      @bobweiram6321 Месяц назад +1

      What do people hate about it?

    • @10101amit
      @10101amit Месяц назад

      Round of electricity

    • @fisch37
      @fisch37 Месяц назад

      ​@@bobweiram6321 the answer to that is surprisingly complex, but I'll give you three factors
      1. The show was quite hyped from the beginning. LotR fans hadn't had a movie for ≈15 years and it was smack in the middle of COVID so everyone was indoors already. The show promised topics that Tolkien nerds tend to really love (e.g. Numenor and Valinor). Buut
      2. The show's writing was and still is mediocre. In addition they changed large pieces of lore that the aforementioned Tolkien fans would naturally be crumpy about.
      3. The show received a lot of unjustified hate from creators arguing it went against Tolkien's works because there was a black elf and how they rewrote Galadriel to be more important and made her more of a warrior. (Just to be clear, I think that's hardly a good reason, but that is what people like Shadiversity said (who were at the time very influential in the Fantasy space)
      For a more detailed analysis I recommend Hello Future Me's "The Rings of Power is a Disappointment, Here's Why". Timothy Hickson goes into way more detail than I can here

  • @smallbutdeadly931
    @smallbutdeadly931 Месяц назад +6

    Every time Sam says "THE ALL NEW" it pierces into my soul

  • @AzumiRM
    @AzumiRM Месяц назад +4

    The vision pro works on one instinct that humans have : if you pay a lot for something, you don't want to say it's bad. Think about it... If you paid 1 million for a car, would you tell all your friends that it sucks?

  • @starkiller7278
    @starkiller7278 Месяц назад +76

    This Sam Tucker kid works everywhere, wonder if he's a mole...

    • @TR1xui0
      @TR1xui0 Месяц назад +2

      idk bout u, but this guy does low effort content. All he does is make fun of a company when they release a new product, he just does it for the money

    • @williamjohnson1105
      @williamjohnson1105 Месяц назад

      @@TR1xui0😂😂😂 pretty sure it’s more of here’s what’s new in tech but with a funny take on it 😪and of course he does this for money only fools work for free 🙄.Not everyone want to look for information on every new release or watch a video where the person is overhyped because secretly they want to justify their purchase 🤷‍♂️or just a huge fan of said company.

    • @ProductBasement
      @ProductBasement Месяц назад +9

      ​@TR1xui0 you're a low-effort commentor. "u" instead of "you", "bout" instead of "about", and yes, people do make youtube videos for money

    • @DTS24-DJT24
      @DTS24-DJT24 Месяц назад +13

      @@TR1xui0 I don't care how "low effort" this guy's content is, it still makes me laugh AT LEAST once a video, and I am sure many other people feel the same way.
      Just because you're jealous, doesn't mean we have to be too.

    • @TR1xui0
      @TR1xui0 Месяц назад

      @@DTS24-DJT24 ok

  • @TheWayabo
    @TheWayabo Месяц назад +72

    Yei, a new facebook product, I can't wait to buy it to get my info stolen

    • @mango0078
      @mango0078 Месяц назад

      @@midcalfre-restolen, just don’t make a Facebook account or use any of their services in the first place

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx Месяц назад +12

      Says you on "RUclips" with a Google "Account" 😂

    • @chuchuokeke
      @chuchuokeke Месяц назад +4

      And also, to have all my confidential info saved in plain text

    • @metallurgico
      @metallurgico Месяц назад +2

      Like Google does not lol

  • @achinism
    @achinism Месяц назад +5

    I can watch these videos just for the "Subscribe Today" part!!

  • @Morrisdweck1
    @Morrisdweck1 Месяц назад +1

    2:32 who doesn't keep replaying when he says that Meta AI Uses Llama 😂😂😂😂

  • @Etwo-the-shmoo
    @Etwo-the-shmoo Месяц назад +8

    OG no..
    Now when you ask for subscription glasses you get subscription adds.

  • @artistdattu9069
    @artistdattu9069 Месяц назад +4

    1:41 classic apple behaviour

  • @giedmich
    @giedmich Месяц назад +10

    If a headset coming with 'rings of power' it should be free.

  • @dh8203
    @dh8203 Месяц назад +10

    If you Blue Screen in VR! LOL! 2:54 with these on you too can high-five virtual Zuk.

  • @VRitasium
    @VRitasium Месяц назад +12

    VR actually has a lot of potential.
    Been having an absolute blast playing in VR, it's way, way more immersive than being seated while looking at a flatscreen.
    Furthermore, Quest 3 and Quest 3S provide incredible value for their prices.

    • @SubTroppo
      @SubTroppo Месяц назад

      So, by the way how is your mother?

    • @ashleythomas9671
      @ashleythomas9671 Месяц назад

      They have to be selling at a loss at that price, so if there not getting the profit from the headset, where are they getting it from.

    • @VRitasium
      @VRitasium Месяц назад +1

      @@ashleythomas9671 they are trying to create an entire market from where you can create / use / experience almost anything and any form of entertainment. If they succeed the earning potential is immesurable, while also provide incredible experiences to us consumers.
      Basically they are trying to substitute console, TV, PC and smartphone (i.e., any form of media consumption), or at least rival with all of them, along the next 12 years

    • @VRitasium
      @VRitasium Месяц назад +1

      @@ashleythomas9671 they are creating a market so it doesn't really matter for them if they lose or make money now because the prize is for them to become the main media consumption device of all forms, which basically has immesurable earning potential.
      Basically the objetive is for them to be able to subsitute the majority of media consumption devices (most consoles, TVs, PCs and smartphones) along the next 12 years.
      Furthemore, META is now, rightfully, worth 1.5 trillion dollars, so they have basically infinite wealth.

    • @VRitasium
      @VRitasium Месяц назад

      @@ashleythomas9671 they are creating a market so it doesn't really matter of they lose or make money now because the prize is for them to become the main media consumption device of all forms, which basically has immesurable earning potential. Basically the objetive is for them to be able to subsitute the majority of media consumption devices (most consoles, TVs, PCs and smartphones) along the next 12 years.
      Furthermore META is now 1.5 trillion dollars so they infinite money and have the lowest price to earnings of the magnificent 7

  • @mjklein
    @mjklein Месяц назад +2

    I live to hear you say “introducing the all new.”

    • @J-my6qj
      @J-my6qj Месяц назад +1

      "The old new"

  • @clemensaasd1671
    @clemensaasd1671 Месяц назад +8

    I’d loved if there was a discription for what a banana is, because it’d make my life so much easier

    • @merlin-ju6fu
      @merlin-ju6fu Месяц назад

      Today's word is pineapple. And for those wondering, it does not taste like pine or apple.

  • @TheAndreasMustola
    @TheAndreasMustola Месяц назад +3

    0:43 lost it here, not even a minute in the video. 🤣

  • @MaheshJagannathHebbalalu
    @MaheshJagannathHebbalalu Месяц назад +5

    “If this was an Apple product, the little 9s would also be dollars” 😂😂😂

    • @kirby21-xz4rx
      @kirby21-xz4rx Месяц назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Alpha13yt
      @Alpha13yt Месяц назад

      He is exagerating, I think just one of the two 9s would become bigger 😹

  • @mothwaltz4163
    @mothwaltz4163 Месяц назад +1

    Ah, a man of culture! You included the Pan from Pan's Labyrinth.

  • @drumsy69
    @drumsy69 Месяц назад +2

    Goddamn get this man to 1 million subscribers holy funny as heck!

  • @yotoffotographer
    @yotoffotographer Месяц назад

    the Sony Smarteye Glass still my favourite Sam's video ever

  • @apatsa_basiteni
    @apatsa_basiteni Месяц назад

    That blue screen of death VR to real life would be a great killer feature.

  • @ThunderStruck94660
    @ThunderStruck94660 Месяц назад +4

    OMG, they put a wig on an alien.

  • @stephenmarks4927
    @stephenmarks4927 Месяц назад +2

    Sam you can't imagine how I look forward to your videos. Love your sense of humor , it's awesome

  • @DailyRebel
    @DailyRebel Месяц назад

    The best so far!!!!! 😂 man, you are hilarious. Keep going and much love

  • @sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk
    @sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk Месяц назад +4

    how can you not love this guy, always makes top videos to entartain us

  • @NeoTechni
    @NeoTechni Месяц назад

    That dig at rings of power was hilarious, among other things

  • @TonyLuxton
    @TonyLuxton Месяц назад

    "and there's only so much suffering I'm willing to endure" I laughed, thanks

  • @imTmTmi
    @imTmTmi Месяц назад

    No no no no no, let me stop you there me friend ROP is a master piece what you talking about? Have you seen episode seven yet 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @LordSaliss
    @LordSaliss Месяц назад +4

    I am really excited for glasses like this in the future. Unfortunately this tech is still 3-5 years away from being good. Batteries need to switch to solid state so we can get much higher capacity for these, as currently the battery life is abysmal. 2-3 hours (3 is really just fantasyland) is nowhere close to enough. These need to be all day out and about glasses just like a smartwatch is an all day out and about product. Maybe battery life can also be augmented by a small row of photovoltaic cells along the arms or top of the frames so help trickle charge into the battery to add an extra hour even under fluorescent lights. Kinda like how a calculator is powered by 3-4 cells.
    We also need manufacturers to have prescription programs with lens manufacturers so we can get prescription lenses in the glasses as the actual glass itself. The whole "add prescription inserts" behind the glass is terrible right now.

    • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
      @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 Месяц назад +1

      We can only hope they opt for something like this in the coming years. I have seen Snaps (snapchat) spectacles, which were a similar and did come with built in prescription. I'm sure meta can offer custom prescription for theirs as well, but they only made 1000 of them for continued R&D and likely opted to make them the most of them non prescription, so if one breaks they don't need to worry about building another completely custom system. (Which is costing them $10,000 per pair. )

    • @MrMittens01
      @MrMittens01 Месяц назад +2

      I saw a video already saying that you will be able to add your prescription before your order is complete and that the glasses will have your prescription built in once you receive them.

    • @MrMittens01
      @MrMittens01 Месяц назад

      @@randomseer nope it was for these…they said they don’t want clip on prescription lenses, the will add and extra layer with prescription to the inside of these.

  • @funvideoslaugh2607
    @funvideoslaugh2607 Месяц назад

    I loooove when Sam says, 'the aaaalll Neeew' 😂😂

  • @Un4ccurate
    @Un4ccurate Месяц назад +19

    This is definitely one of the products of all time.

    • @TechnoMinded-qp5in
      @TechnoMinded-qp5in Месяц назад

      Rokid and NReal did this first Facebook again stole their ideas just like how they stole the All in One VR Headset idea from the Nebula project and killed it off don't buy Facebook owned products it's not worth it.

  • @rg.reboot.jam.edupro
    @rg.reboot.jam.edupro Месяц назад

    That Blue screen is amazing

  • @cyberboy9550
    @cyberboy9550 Месяц назад

    I cracked up at the "If this was an Apple Product, those little nines would ALSO be dollars" ROFL

  • @BernardandParksonYT2
    @BernardandParksonYT2 Месяц назад +1

    0:43 I laughed at this for no reason

    • @sansyusuf
      @sansyusuf Месяц назад +1

      İ laughed to loud at apple making 299,99 dollar prices

  • @001delight9
    @001delight9 Месяц назад +1

    Hope it does not explode, like the NERVEGEAR from Sword Art Online

  • @moviesunboxed2286
    @moviesunboxed2286 Месяц назад +4

    You blue screen in VR you blue screen in real life😂

  • @Randomynous01
    @Randomynous01 Месяц назад

    Hello sam , ur channel is grossly underrated by youtube, so i make it my mission to like every video u post.. I would also advertise ur channel everywhere on the internet if i were u..

  • @jayfuspd
    @jayfuspd Месяц назад

    Meta missed the chance to go full Iris Apfel with those.

  • @abdulrazakjibril172
    @abdulrazakjibril172 Месяц назад

    Love your videos wish they could be longer

  • @Petexy
    @Petexy Месяц назад

    I think you kinda don't get the idea why some people are excited about Orion showcase. The Sony SmartEyeGlass was just a small piece of glass at the edge of the glasses that was showing any information. Without looking at the most right corner, you saw nothing. Same goes for every other smart glasses. The field of view was just a joke and this is the first time it sucks less

  • @achinism
    @achinism Месяц назад +1

    "If this was an Apple product, those little nines would also be dollars!" - no kidding 😅

  • @bestmedever
    @bestmedever Месяц назад +2

    I was waiting for this video 😂😂😂

  • @Psycandy
    @Psycandy Месяц назад +2

    nobody asks the AI if it's happy with the arrangement. If you ask Meta AI how to get rid of the Meta AI button, you get told you're bad, which doesn't work.

  • @gamingSlasher
    @gamingSlasher Месяц назад +3

    What happened to Suckerberg? He actually looks almost human now.

  • @Solus5048
    @Solus5048 Месяц назад

    I always knew such an invention was imminent...
    If only this could have been invented back when I was struggling in my exams

  • @journeymatters_004
    @journeymatters_004 Месяц назад

    I want the funky time segment back.

  • @TheRandom1212Channel
    @TheRandom1212Channel Месяц назад

    i always wanted an google glass re-sale thing or remake

  • @ajaks7636
    @ajaks7636 Месяц назад

    Sam the Comedian Man!! That was Sooooo Funny! What was the movie clip, where the person falls back over the couch? Great video. Thank You.

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  Месяц назад +2

      Ready Player One

    • @ajaks7636
      @ajaks7636 Месяц назад

      @@SAMTIME Wow, that was a quick response! Thank You Sir! 😀

  • @replikvltyoutube3727
    @replikvltyoutube3727 Месяц назад +1

    Facebook has gained so much from that 4 hour video ads lmao

  • @SubTroppo
    @SubTroppo Месяц назад

    This is funnier than those modern dating analysis videos where TokTik people have pre- and post-date expenses "issues" which I've been laughing at all week. ps I can laugh as an excessive accumulation of years has rendered me incapable and really caring about that particular "game".

  • @BDawg-d8k
    @BDawg-d8k Месяц назад

    I want them cause i think they will make me look sophisticated! .. and i assume allow me to pick up? Also they look exactly like the spectacles i wear now!... minus the heavy power pack.

  • @012Fungaming
    @012Fungaming Месяц назад

    i dont know why people critising Zack mukerburg, he is creating best AR glasses which can be the best technology and i has always wanted these kind of advanced glasses but he has to do more refinement

  • @SpottedHares
    @SpottedHares Месяц назад

    I think the MaxTech from Cyberpunk2077 had those three camera lenses over their eyes.

  • @waynedymock5475
    @waynedymock5475 Месяц назад

    If they add $200 to the price and allow me to clearly see what is in front of me I’d gladly pay $400 more, after all why not change more for the latest technology even if it is useless. Actually, if it is useless and doesn’t sell well, it could become a collector’s item in the future and be worth who knows how much.

  • @CheeseIs_Life-f5n
    @CheeseIs_Life-f5n Месяц назад

    I was looking so forward to this! And then I lost power and internet connection.😥

  • @1DisneyfanVR
    @1DisneyfanVR Месяц назад

    Well...the orion is just prototype AR Glasses after all

  • @moustafamohsen
    @moustafamohsen Месяц назад

    this is were i get my tech news now

  • @kiryonnakira7566
    @kiryonnakira7566 Месяц назад

    Honestly i would believe it if the best feature they have is the fact that Godot Engine is available on it

  • @NeilClemenson
    @NeilClemenson Месяц назад

    No one needs any of this sh*t that’s the point 😂 well done Sam. As always. AI should be for ‘Actual Idiots’ who cannot just read a book! With pages and stuff, like the old days. It has unlimited battery life and does not need a subscription 😂

  • @LordSaliss
    @LordSaliss Месяц назад

    @Samtime Can you give your opinion on how you like those RayNeo X2 you have on in the video?

  • @sceptic2061
    @sceptic2061 Месяц назад

    "the little 99s would also be dollars" 🤣

  • @ToothlessXDIn
    @ToothlessXDIn Месяц назад +11

    Oh man, I went through a laser surgery to remove glasses on my face. Meta can't convince me to wear them again.

    • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
      @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 Месяц назад +3

      If they can't do a built in prescription, I'll get laser eye surgery just to wear these.

    • @MrMittens01
      @MrMittens01 Месяц назад

      they will have an option for built in prescription

  • @johnmiller0000
    @johnmiller0000 Месяц назад

    The 80s wants its perm back.

  • @User2cell
    @User2cell Месяц назад

    Mind refreshing video

  • @aknight7252
    @aknight7252 Месяц назад

    Waiting for the mkbsd app parody

  • @piotrbiedowicz1602
    @piotrbiedowicz1602 Месяц назад

    I like your sense of humor😂😂😂😂

  • @toututu2993
    @toututu2993 Месяц назад

    I really like the Meta approach in technology for doing something a bit risky for not being yet another company that clone the highly overrated Iphone. I will be happily pay $1,000 for something that doesn't forced me to starring at a boring triangular flatscreen that can crack with touchscreen all over the place

  • @b54b32
    @b54b32 Месяц назад +1

    Every time one of these new privacy invading and money-grabbing pieces of garbage is introduced, from whichever company it is, I immediately hope that it's only a couple of days away from when Sam will make an honest and honestly funny parody video about the device, and skewering the thinking of those who created it!😃

    • @smittyvanjagermanjenson182
      @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 Месяц назад

      Meh. It's just tech moving forward. I thought apple watches were pointless. Then millions of people bought them.

    • @b54b32
      @b54b32 Месяц назад

      @smittyvanjagermanjenson182 A VERY small minority of people never even use 20-25% of the purported "features" on devices like the Apple Watch or ANY of these top-tier "smart" devices. These gadgets are bought mostly for "status symbols" bragging rights, and because manufacturer's will only include "latest and greatest" features on these devices if they're packaged with alot of 3rd party and/or niche bloatware that very few people will ever use or even care about, simply to jack up prices while trying to justify those prices being at such ridiculously high levels.

  • @mehdimido5270
    @mehdimido5270 Месяц назад

    1:53 Rings of power 😂😂😂

  • @VersaFlip69
    @VersaFlip69 Месяц назад

    I'm waiting for the video about MKBHD's Panels app backlash hehehe

  • @compartk4294
    @compartk4294 Месяц назад +1

    interesting that you are actually using a rayneo x2

  • @muhammadyusoffjamaluddin
    @muhammadyusoffjamaluddin Месяц назад

    0:43
    Everyone knows that a BANANANANANANA
    with BANANANANANANAANANA

  • @danispringer
    @danispringer Месяц назад

    yeah my trypophobia kicked in real fkn hard

  • @roscored1000
    @roscored1000 Месяц назад

    At least he has changed barbers and can get a decent cut now after throwing that bowl away.

  • @last9up
    @last9up Месяц назад

    I love that Facebook spent millions of dollars to rebrand and everyone still calls them Facebook 😂

  • @weternek
    @weternek Месяц назад

    Are those the old new Google Glasses from Meta?😅😂😅

  • @maggsvamp
    @maggsvamp Месяц назад

    great concept

  • @Dudsnb
    @Dudsnb Месяц назад

    I Love your videos man 😂 😂

  • @pijesz
    @pijesz Месяц назад

    That's not a hi-5. That's a wireless hi-5.
    A wi-hi-fi.

  • @spbynum
    @spbynum Месяц назад

    Jian-Yang is gonna sue the crap lotta these guys. 🌭

  • @bcgibson22
    @bcgibson22 Месяц назад

    Dollar signs instead of people 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @drewzero1
    @drewzero1 Месяц назад

    They saw the iPhone triple cameras, and decided to double it and give it to the next person...

  • @benjaminreynolds3659
    @benjaminreynolds3659 Месяц назад

    Luke, let me see you with my own eyes... this is the future. Just Darth Vader googles for all.

  • @RJ-ct4dw
    @RJ-ct4dw Месяц назад

    And if this was an apple product those little nines would also be dollars 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @killerbees1199
    @killerbees1199 Месяц назад

    Google Glass is back

  • @artistdattu9069
    @artistdattu9069 Месяц назад

    Zack still in quarantine bro, he can’t to do a high five. He just got an ai update

  • @GraveUypo
    @GraveUypo Месяц назад

    So, i've been wondering for a while. Who is this "Jay" you want me to subscribe to?

  • @expented
    @expented Месяц назад

    love your videos. nreal did it years ago, aswell. Sucker-Berp is again late! also, it wont replace your phone. dont even think. it is only for the nerds, wont lead to mass adoption!!!!!

  • @jemborg
    @jemborg Месяц назад

    You bluescreen in real life! 😱

  • @blxxdbvrn
    @blxxdbvrn Месяц назад

    Google Glasses just became real again

  • @HKIHNDKNSI
    @HKIHNDKNSI Месяц назад

    This is coming out on my birthday lmao

  • @georgythomas8451
    @georgythomas8451 Месяц назад

    The entire AI race and AI systems development is so that Zuck can become more like human.
    With the new update, he even almost looks like one....Amost.

  • @maidpretty
    @maidpretty Месяц назад

    Mark Z is almost out of uncanny valley, so if one day he walks into a bar and demands my clothes, boots and motorcycle, I won't be surprised at all.

  • @flatline3131
    @flatline3131 Месяц назад

    2:05 🤣🤣