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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

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  • @whereiswalt
    @whereiswalt 13 лет назад +344

    You almost feel like this whole thing is a sketch. The anchors seem like a parody of TV anchors. HILARIOUS!!!

    • @marthawoodworth
      @marthawoodworth Год назад +22

      I agree. It's almost a SNL skit of a local TV station.

    • @Azure888
      @Azure888 Год назад +19

      Wait, you mean they’re REAL? 😂

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something Год назад +14

      Yeah, it wasn't until about half-way through that I became certain this was a real thing.

    • @AD-jq7ow
      @AD-jq7ow Год назад +1

      It’s not????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @robertbangkok
      @robertbangkok Год назад +2

      Sadly, this is real. OY!

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack Год назад +112

    Host: "SHUT up and go to prison."
    Cut to Jessica: "The people who work here are very nice."
    😂

  • @aabracadavra
    @aabracadavra Год назад +64

    I'm 37 seconds in and I already lost it. This woman is on a whole other level of comedic genius.

  • @shareebrown4362
    @shareebrown4362 Год назад +178

    I'm seriously binging everything Jessica Kirson. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 🤣😂🤣😂!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Heriod
      @Heriod Год назад +9

      me too😂😂😂

    • @kelvinwalker8732
      @kelvinwalker8732 Год назад +9

      me too!!!

    • @AlanPeacock
      @AlanPeacock Год назад +7

      Me too, too! I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard.

    • @staceycameron4157
      @staceycameron4157 Год назад

      Same, I have been on a kick of her for about a week and a half now. She is incredible! I bet she is going to blow up very soon. Next big thing right here. For sure.

    • @shazzorama
      @shazzorama Год назад +8

      I caught the same bug.

  • @AlexC-rk7hu
    @AlexC-rk7hu 2 года назад +65

    I don't think I've ever seen a funnier 14 minutes in my life
    I cannot believe the hellscape that is Better Connecticut exists
    That show is truly dedicated to throwing in the towel

  • @Birdbike719
    @Birdbike719 Год назад +106

    This whole video is comedic gold. Even funnier because they're really serious about this. This could be a whole movie schtick. With Will Farrell playing "Scott" . Jessica, of course, playing herself.

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil Год назад +5

      I'd give Will / Scott a drinking problem but the producers won't can him cuz the core demo (old rich white ladies) loves him every time they test.

  • @jeffchow6722
    @jeffchow6722 Год назад +63

    this is actually scarily funny - so meta and a sketch in itself

  • @jbauer72
    @jbauer72 13 лет назад +62

    that was just heaven. the whole thing. i am quite sure jessica terrified them and they had no idea what to make of her. loved her faces when the silly male host ran around the studio for the word-of-the-day. bliss.

    • @htimsid
      @htimsid Год назад

      Absolutely. It reminded me a little of Dame Edna cooking a traditional Australian Christmas Dish on The View From The Bay with Lizzie Bermudez and Spencer Christian. The same deer in headlights effect and horrified fascination.

    • @TiredNout
      @TiredNout Год назад +1

      It’s so nice to see where the signature face comes from. Pure gold

  • @livingmylifeinmonotone8966
    @livingmylifeinmonotone8966 2 года назад +43

    This feels like an SNL skit. Lol
    Love ya Jessica….HILARIOUS!

  • @mariadinn2992
    @mariadinn2992 Год назад +27

    Binging Jessica Kirson. Recently discovered her and have fallen head over heels. She’s a hilarious, smart, gutsy, vulnerable, hardworking comic. What I’ve been looking for. ❤❤❤ I hope your dreams come true, Jessica, and that it’s the best thing for you.

  • @BananimalProductions
    @BananimalProductions Год назад +18

    Can’t believe I’m watching a video you made 11years ago…I know you say you’ve been doing this forever but you have really paid your dues to finally be getting some bigger audiences…me and my 21 year old daughter are both big fans. Keep going!!

  • @Heriod
    @Heriod Год назад +24

    My stomach hurts from laughing too much..Jessica please come to Atlanta!!

  • @andymasterpiece9441
    @andymasterpiece9441 Год назад +14

    I love how Jessica made the most of that cheesy-ass show 😂

  • @shooo223
    @shooo223 2 года назад +24

    i'm fucking screaming laughing through this whole thing. the subtle comedy is just...... chef's kiss

  • @erikhoug6944
    @erikhoug6944 2 года назад +32

    This is pure gold. Jessica you are on the Mount Rushmore of comedians. Thank you for lighting up my day!

  • @FBIMOUS377
    @FBIMOUS377 Год назад +36

    The pecan gravy looks legit so gross 🤣

  • @rainndrops_goodvibes5257
    @rainndrops_goodvibes5257 Год назад +14

    I can't believe this was 11 years ago, I was 6 then...
    Jessica: I've gotta tell ya, I'm real tired I don't normally -
    Show: Fuck that lets go to the word of the day!!!!!

  • @nosiree7104
    @nosiree7104 Год назад +6

    The way I screamed no when they poured that pecan gravy(?) on the turkey

  • @enterthecringe7552
    @enterthecringe7552 3 года назад +30

    Oh man this was just as cringe as I thought it was gonna be and I am thoroughly entertained. That morning show is like some David Lynch shit. Imagine being stoned on this set and trying not to die laughing or just believing you were literally dead already and in hell

  • @christianpolanco
    @christianpolanco 10 лет назад +18

    this is the greatest thing ever.

  • @londonlovemaster
    @londonlovemaster 11 лет назад +20

    I love you! You handled this with class. I would have lost it!

  • @elleryprescott
    @elleryprescott 3 года назад +10

    The look on your face at 9:57 is soooo funny. The mixture of shooketh and amused

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something Год назад +10

    I love the word "drunk". "This opened bottle of water is already half drunk."
    The reason I love the word is because it's not just something that can happen to a drink, but something that can happen to the drinker. If you drink a bottle of water, the water gets drunk. If you drink a bottle of vodka, you get drunk. You're trying to drink the vodka, but the vodka pulls an Uno reverse card, and now the drink drinks you right back, so you're the one who gets drunk. The hunter becomes the hunted.
    It probably has a boring origin, like "I've drunk" becoming "I'm drunk" because the person saying it was drunk. But I like the "The drink drinks you right back in retaliation" explanation.

    • @ScoobyDoozy
      @ScoobyDoozy Год назад +7

      I can’t tell if you’re really intelligent or really high but this is gold either way.

  • @Evangeline30575
    @Evangeline30575 13 лет назад +23

    This was sooo DADGUM Hilarious!! your faces are iconic!!!

  • @doesntmatter6361
    @doesntmatter6361 Год назад +6

    Total fever dream.

  • @broadwaywes
    @broadwaywes Год назад +4

    8:45 is one of my favorite moments ever. You’re brilliant

  • @duvessa2003
    @duvessa2003 Год назад +3

    “Snot Hanley” 😂 Sorry Scott. It’s just too funny!

  • @_FearNoEvil
    @_FearNoEvil 11 лет назад +21

    "...there's no therapy...."
    perfect.

  • @MrRamone420
    @MrRamone420 13 лет назад +6

    I got douche chills watching that

  • @eeedel
    @eeedel 13 лет назад +14

    They cut you off like shit lol... that was the best show they will EVER have

  • @ElephantsAreAfraidofBees
    @ElephantsAreAfraidofBees 5 лет назад +7

    Just gonna keep coming back to this when I have a shitty day.

    • @ScoobyDoozy
      @ScoobyDoozy Год назад +1

      3 years on just reminding you this video exists if you’re in need of a laugh

    • @ElephantsAreAfraidofBees
      @ElephantsAreAfraidofBees Год назад

      @@ScoobyDoozy 😂You freaking rock.

  • @BobbyManford
    @BobbyManford Год назад +4

    Honestly she is one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen.

  • @plantjunkie69
    @plantjunkie69 Год назад +2

    lmao this whole video was hilarious i love her sense of humor. 9:55 their reaction to the music was the best part🤣🤣

  • @hoopyfrood145
    @hoopyfrood145 Год назад +1

    I'm OBSESSED with this.

  • @TwilightThorns
    @TwilightThorns Год назад +3

    how the fuck is this real. love it

  •  Год назад +3

    I have no idea if you read this or not, but unscripted comedy is a very accurate measure of intelligence. I'm impressed by most things you do on stage, especially the inner monologue, it's fricking brilliant! Please excuse the broken English, I'm Swedish, which means that you are world famous, congrats!!

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 3 года назад +5

    “It’s exciting to be here....on the history channel...”🤣

  • @JerFhilm
    @JerFhilm 13 лет назад +17

    BTW it looks like someone vomited up walnuts on that turkey.

    • @bluemeister7
      @bluemeister7 Год назад +3

      oh wow, I just liked a 12yo comment. Apparently I've reached RUclips's geriatric algorithm!

  • @kerifernandez
    @kerifernandez 3 года назад +4

    Holy fuck Jessica is comedy gold 🤣 tell the dude to take it easy on the adderall. Yeesh.

  • @pabyizzy
    @pabyizzy 13 лет назад +12

    lol i hurt from the amount of awkwardness....

  • @marsattacks3455
    @marsattacks3455 4 года назад +6

    This was put together perfectly, haha better Connecticut is funny and you made that show that day haha!!

  • @tabularasa7711
    @tabularasa7711 Год назад +3

    Jessica, thank you for this -- hilarious. a morning show influenced by EVERYTHING and EVERYONE - Rosie, Conan, Dave Letterman, 3 Stooges, Comic Relief, Anchorman 1 and 2 -- and all that matters is Turkey

  • @GodsNode
    @GodsNode 3 года назад +3

    She started eating as they handed to her hahahahaha. I couldnt believe they brought her it

  • @ScoobyDoozy
    @ScoobyDoozy Год назад +4

    All jokes aside I read an article profile on Scott Haney and he’s overcome a lot. Even though he didn’t come out until he was 26, everyone at school could tell before he could, and apparently made life hell for him.
    His first ever on screen TV job was in Topeka Kansas, where the Westboro Baptist cult leader Fred Westboro was, and this was back in 1993.
    He’s still doing Better Connecticut, but that’s more of a side gig, his main thing is being meteorologist on the weekday morning news, and spends all his spare time and at least half of his weekends each month doing charity work. He’s actively involved with a lot of different philanthropic ventures, and hosts a lot of fundraisers etc for charities locally.
    Scot also spoke of his mental health and that his bubbly on screen personality is just that, and he’s quite badly plagued by depression and anxiety.
    The interview was with CT voice and is worth the read.

  • @felixlizarraga1033
    @felixlizarraga1033 Год назад +10

    I spent half the time thinking Jessica was being too mean, but let's face it --it's a TERRIBLE show. They deserve all the sarcasm they get, and some more on top.

  • @bonza4clarinet
    @bonza4clarinet 13 лет назад +4

    Thank you for posting this. Absolutely incredible.

  • @ablanabla
    @ablanabla 13 лет назад +28

    this show makes me embarrassed to live in connecticut.

    • @carlosdyer5868
      @carlosdyer5868 4 года назад +2

      They try too hard ! They need to chill a little. I did like Kara

  • @megancarroll
    @megancarroll Год назад +2

    11:52 I felt like I was on drugs 😂😂

    • @lewis7515
      @lewis7515 Год назад

      _Dadgum_ drugs......

  • @BIGMANLOGJAM
    @BIGMANLOGJAM Год назад +2

    That was magnificent.

  • @stickyboozer
    @stickyboozer 13 лет назад +3

    luv it when you bust out your wicked dance moves. =)

  • @DR-dr8dr8
    @DR-dr8dr8 8 месяцев назад

    Flash forward to 2023. She is hilarious!

  • @michael_mackley
    @michael_mackley Год назад +1

    I was fully expecting a joke to come from that electrical cord sitting on the table.

  • @chrisonYTtour
    @chrisonYTtour Год назад +1

    What the hell was this fever dream! Local free to air tv just hits different and I’m loving this… been binging your channel hard for the past week and I honestly feel I could stop taking my meds… it’s shown me that im far less fucked up than I ever realised 😂 Love your work JK 💕

  • @WillBravoNotEvil
    @WillBravoNotEvil Год назад +3

    The band is like being at the North Charleston Ramada ca. 1979... but this whole bit was crazy funny. Two Afro-Thumbs up. For balance, y'all. 👍🏾👍🏾

    • @ScoobyDoozy
      @ScoobyDoozy Год назад

      Something tells me Will that you neither are Afro, have an Afro, nor thumbs. By the way, your bio is wankery embodied, effortlessly.

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil Год назад

      @@ScoobyDoozy Ask those voices in your head why I'd care about your unfunny, unclever and generally banal opinion.

    • @ScoobyDoozy
      @ScoobyDoozy Год назад

      @@WillBravoNotEvil Damn, you found more depth in my comment than what I did. Sorry if I touched a nerve, there’s no need to get so triggered, it’s just a little online banter.

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil Год назад

      @@ScoobyDoozy Me, triggered? Maybe. I have a low threshold for aggressive dim bulbs.
      But you ruined everything by deleting your comment. Confess your fears. You'll feel better, I promise.

  • @staceycameron4157
    @staceycameron4157 Год назад +3

    I would watch a morning show with Jessica on it, in a heartbeat.

  • @solarprogeny6736
    @solarprogeny6736 Год назад +5

    this is hilarious... the anchors are so uncanny and dead inside

  • @annd5370
    @annd5370 Год назад

    OMG, I bet you were the Best in Cirque du Soleil 🤣🤣. You are truly a gem in this world! 👏👏.

  • @sueshe2256
    @sueshe2256 Год назад +1

    This was so chaotic, I love our crazy CT anchors. 😂

  • @Nymness
    @Nymness 13 лет назад +6

    "omg that is foul" *LOL!*

  • @bayz676
    @bayz676 4 года назад +2

    This is absolute gold

  • @cdgunzz97
    @cdgunzz97 13 лет назад +2

    You were in Connecticut and you didn't tell me?!
    Ahhh!!!

  • @K8Stuff
    @K8Stuff Год назад +2

    Jessica's face really said 'wtf am I doing here' ...

  • @planetboondock2383
    @planetboondock2383 2 года назад +1

    4:10 "I've made it . . ."
    Oh, damn. You're killing me, Smalls.

  • @frankG335
    @frankG335 Год назад

    Wow. You've been at this for decades!

  • @Oyimtalkingtoyou
    @Oyimtalkingtoyou Год назад +3

    What the HELL did I just watch??? I can't believe that's a real television show. What a pile of idiots. I'm so sorry they were rude to you and had NO IDEA how urgently you required that oversized chicken. How rude. Love your stuff. You're fantastic.

  • @Gl6619
    @Gl6619 Год назад

    Wow…I never realized you’ve been grinding so long….glad your work is finally paying off…you’re really talented

  • @superigortje
    @superigortje Год назад

    Why haven’t I seen this before, hilarious 😂🤣

  • @nicholasbogosian5420
    @nicholasbogosian5420 9 месяцев назад

    "yeah, I don't know what that is" 😂😂

  • @mariahigman3146
    @mariahigman3146 4 месяца назад

    I haven't laughed like that in a very long time.....! 🙂

  • @Terter69
    @Terter69 13 лет назад +2

    Connecticut has been served!

  • @jbacher7
    @jbacher7 Год назад

    I physically can’t stop laughing at this. You’re hysterical 😅 😭

  • @Thorn99855
    @Thorn99855 Год назад +1

    This legitimately seems like the show Parks and Recreation just in a parallel universe.

  • @Lessthanaverage16
    @Lessthanaverage16 Год назад +3

    The fact they keep mentioning their lives in highschool is very telling 😂

    • @ScoobyDoozy
      @ScoobyDoozy Год назад +4

      Oof big mood 😂 No I’m kidding, I actually read a really good profile on Scott and high school was hell for him. He was closeted but everyone still knew, and he was bullied mercilessly. He’s overcome a lot and spends at least 2 weekends a month doing public appearances for charities, like hosting/emceeing fundraisers etc. He actually came across very down to earth in the article, and I’m sure has really grown in his skillset over the last 12 years

  • @colivri336
    @colivri336 Год назад +1

    Everything is so loud cocaine suburban intense 😂 all she had to do was eat straight from the plate. 😂😂😂😂💀

  • @larsedik
    @larsedik Год назад

    The band (The Remains) at the end is very good!

  • @mrc2205
    @mrc2205 Год назад

    This show is special

  • @shareebrown4362
    @shareebrown4362 Год назад

    "Kara Snaggast & Snot Haney"🤣🤣🤣

  • @redballoonluke
    @redballoonluke Год назад

    This is phenomenal

  • @matzohgirl
    @matzohgirl 4 года назад +4

    you will not be invited back to that show.

  • @justinbobby7659
    @justinbobby7659 Год назад

    I hope she’s performing in Hartford again soon!!!

  • @Skullkidjynx
    @Skullkidjynx 4 года назад +2

    This interview was dadgum good

  • @lewis7515
    @lewis7515 Год назад +1

    She skipped through the shadow of the valley of Death with this insanity ....

  • @zooropa1967
    @zooropa1967 13 лет назад

    lol omg scot haney he is a riot... I am in Torrington CT!

  • @Heriod
    @Heriod Год назад +2

    I just can't stop laughing!!

  • @josephparis9736
    @josephparis9736 Год назад +1

    Jessica you are the only reason I watched this show. They should of have a snack tray put out for you. Just sayin but great to see you on there...JP

  • @StephsTV
    @StephsTV 13 лет назад +1

    hahahahha looove ur vids and love what u do u always crack me up because you say funny things but your expression is sooo serious and that's the best part of it!!!

  • @piecesofme8531
    @piecesofme8531 4 года назад +3

    Bring Jessy around, she will read your entire life!

  • @AnimeLover-ct6fz
    @AnimeLover-ct6fz Год назад

    When the mic guy is behind her.....I couldn't, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Xana17
    @Xana17 Год назад +1

    Omg her and Tim Dillon together would make an amazing morning show.

  • @shawnio
    @shawnio 13 лет назад +6

    ps. you made that woman squirm so bad lol

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 Год назад +2

      She could probably sense the strong sapphic stud vibe from her

  • @ohshitmanda
    @ohshitmanda 13 лет назад +5

    "thats a child molester"
    lmfao.

  • @philh8829
    @philh8829 Год назад +1

    Wtf. I am never going to Connecticut after seeing this.

  • @AaronHanania
    @AaronHanania 3 года назад +1

    Is this a long lost SNL skit where Jessica isn’t a paid actor 🤣

  • @dushratt
    @dushratt Год назад

    This was a real fever dream 😂

  • @sam-wm2uj
    @sam-wm2uj Год назад

    That’s like a scene from the office lol

  • @bonson9156
    @bonson9156 4 года назад +3

    that show intro tho.....

  • @Josh-Stewart
    @Josh-Stewart Год назад

    These are REAL anchors or tv? Umm Congrats 🎉looks she’s on a SNL spoof 🤣 💙💙

  • @cyndykated358
    @cyndykated358 Год назад

    11 years ago? I was young!

  • @CG-et4gj
    @CG-et4gj Год назад

    The word is...holidays. 😂

  • @bigjoe330
    @bigjoe330 Год назад +1

    Was this an SNL skit? 😂