I remember reading Of Mice and Men in the 6th grade and when we got to the part about the vaseline glove, the teacher tried her hardest to deny that Curly keeping his hand 'soft for his wife' had anything to do with finger blasting.
wasn’t it curley’s other hand that got crushed by lennie? he had one hand he used for fighting and one hand he kept soft. he was attacking lennie with the one he used for fighting, and that was the one lennie grabbed and broke. so he becomes this emasculated guy with one hand broken and the other soft.
I would have let him tug me off and then crushed his petroleum hand. Nobody’s gettin a white knuckle pud pull from that oppressive punk except me. By the way I like chicks but a hand is a hand and tooth is a tooth
@@ThineLesser had to read it in Sweden as well. I reckon it's in the genre of realism, and the main characters are examples of the hardships/hopelessness citizens in a certain society goes through. I guess workers in the depression had a shit time is the point of the story
When I was in high school we read Of Mice and Men and we had to do a role play scenario where George gets arrested for Lennie's murder and put on trial. I was assigned the role of George and I started laughing when I was on the stand because of the questions the prosecution team was asking me and the fact that my defense team wasn't objecting or doing anything. I got convicted of murder and sentenced to the electric chair.
That's weird I had to do th3 exact same thing my mate got chucked out of class for saying "and I put it to you, you kept your friends "mongoloid strength" s secret
We had to do something similar except we had to make a movie trailer or skit based on To Kill A Mockingbird. The class was completely white except for one black girl and a Mexican guy so nobody could play Tom Robinson.
We had to write an essay on the book in 9th grade and I named mine “Of Lennies and Lugers” as a placeholder but forgot to change it before I turn it in, the teacher didn’t say anything so I thought it just flew under the radar but like four years later a friend a grade below me told me that she talked about it in her class the next year and she was furious
I remember they showed this in 9th grade Freshman English class, me and my buddy both cried laughing and our teacher was so disgusted. We simply didn't expect him to do it right then and there, it was so abrupt.
I know these guys aren't being super serious, but I'm pretty sure Lennie grew up that way. The getting kicked by a horse thing was part of George's fake story to get them jobs while not seeming overly suspicious.
When we read this my junior year we also watched the movie. When Geroge shot Lenny, someone shouted "Damn, Lieutenant Dan, those new legs made you an asshole!"
I dunno, I remember me and my friends always talked over and made fun of any movie no matter how serious it was supposed be, my fondest memories are watching movies in history and just commenting on the crazy shit that happened
"Why cause he killed that lady?". Well it was clear that he killed him because he knew Lennie would never understand and always be a danger who would eventually kill more people. He couldn't control himself. Eventually it'd be a child. And we're talking about a time without video cameras or fingerprints or DNA or anything, which means he could very easily get away with murder after murder. In fact, he likely had murdered dozens of people throughout his life. The mouse, puppy and woman, couldn't have been the first.
@Ordonity the like in this instance is more to see how many people got a wishbone memory unlock from hearing them talk about that ancient Jack Russel terrier. Since you're only focused on negative things I'm instead happy that 44 other people were able to get a nice memory recall out of this RUclips clip. What's your deal, guy?
I can never forget, because I grew up right in the area where they shot snd produced it all. On the north side of Dallas, there’s a big group of towns and cities all mashed in together near I-35. They shot and produced all of it in Grapevine, Plano, Allen, and the Carrollton area. As a small kid, I would see an episode in elementary school(which they showed a ton of since it was local) and lose my shit whenever we drove 10 minutes to the mall and passed a building that was in an episode lol
You do great work man, it must be easy with such good material but seriously really appreciate the effort you put into these clips, it really brings to life nicks hilarious jokes :)
I had to take a test on the book but I was retarded enough not to read the book but I watched that family guy parody of the book and got and tried to remember what happened in that and I gotta f
Ok, look. I’ve been listening to a lot of Of Mice and Men recently, so you can imagine me having never seen this channel thinking they made a song called Cum Town.
Lenny does get some "fine ass" in the book when he brutality rapes her dead body. That one sex scene takes up 3 chapters. Movies are never as good as the books.
Nick describing a movie: "So there's this guy-" Stav: "He kills a guy, right?" Adam: "No he kills a rabbit." Nick: "No he kills a mouse at the start of the movie, so you know he-" Stav: "And they're on a space ship, right?" Adam:: "No they're on a boat." Nick: "No they're on a plantation and-" Stav: "And he's some guy's son, right?" Adam: "No he's some guy's mother." Nick: "No h-" Stav: "So he's gay, right?" Adam: "No he's a eunuch." Nick: "No-" Stav: "And it's WW3, right?" Adam: "No it's WW0." Nick: "N-" Stav: "So it's on a different planet, right?" Adam: "No it's an alternate universe." Nick: "-" Me: *STFU!*
I read of mice and men during the pandemic. Had to do high school while in quarantine. I finished the book and read the whole history unit on WW2. When I was done I was so depressed
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These are actually men of culture
The Dangerous ------.
Role models
Not adam
not stav
Of Mice and Men of Culture
I never realized John Malcovich's Lennie is basically an impression of a slightly more educated Steven Seagal.
Holy fuck LMAO
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I’m fucking dead lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nick can tell you every scene from every movie post 1990
Yes, autism makes for good recall.
Your gay
Rivaled by Northernlion
ColonelMetus you’re is the proper usage there.
@@breadbaskets2772 this is true
"It was like Old Yeller but for people"
I'm dead
So is he
bald yeller
Adam W
Adam is the FUNNIEST I will die on this hill
@@drooooopGay
I remember reading Of Mice and Men in the 6th grade and when we got to the part about the vaseline glove, the teacher tried her hardest to deny that Curly keeping his hand 'soft for his wife' had anything to do with finger blasting.
Hahahaha that's hilarious
Jesus, we had polar opposite teachers.
I thought it meant that it wasn't gonna hurt her as much when he socks her in the face
@@negative6442 its funny I always assumed it was for fingering his wife
Or fisting. Gotta be pre-lubed.
“Dust bowl fingering was impossible” was one of the funniest things I’ve heard from Adam
My favorite is "i shouldve been a realtor" when he shits himself
@@mattsterh7740 Wasn't it a lawyer he was supposed to be.
@@Tunkkis yes i think it was a lawyer. It time i make another pilgramage to that clip.
Duuuuude, you just know Steinbeck knew a guy in real life who did the vaseline glove thing and he just fantasized about crushing his stupid hand 😂
not sure how else you'd come up with that bit
wasn’t it curley’s other hand that got crushed by lennie? he had one hand he used for fighting and one hand he kept soft. he was attacking lennie with the one he used for fighting, and that was the one lennie grabbed and broke. so he becomes this emasculated guy with one hand broken and the other soft.
I would have let him tug me off and then crushed his petroleum hand. Nobody’s gettin a white knuckle pud pull from that oppressive punk except me. By the way I like chicks but a hand is a hand and tooth is a tooth
@@dustinclark8680 hahaha! Bro I'm ded🤣🤣💀
It was probably Steinbeck's latent homosexual lust for the guy as Freud would have said.
'it's a story about the dangers of the mentally incapacitated.' greatness.
seriously though, what is the point of this book that they make every American child read it?
@@ThineLesser had to read it in Sweden as well. I reckon it's in the genre of realism, and the main characters are examples of the hardships/hopelessness citizens in a certain society goes through. I guess workers in the depression had a shit time is the point of the story
I think it’s about the sanctity of all life and that it’s okay to punish idiots.
@@jacobloving6765 The sanctity of animal lives, something Lenny never understood.
@@ThineLesser The message is basically that no matter how much you plan for the future life can just fuck your shit up for no reason.
3 adults men giving a book report after the weed beer and cigarettes power point
You mean cocaine?
10:20 don't sound much like weed to me, pup
Nick changing the slide “the dangerous retard.”
When I was in high school we read Of Mice and Men and we had to do a role play scenario where George gets arrested for Lennie's murder and put on trial. I was assigned the role of George and I started laughing when I was on the stand because of the questions the prosecution team was asking me and the fact that my defense team wasn't objecting or doing anything. I got convicted of murder and sentenced to the electric chair.
A beautiful memory
the gayest memory
Thats hilarious
That's weird I had to do th3 exact same thing my mate got chucked out of class for saying "and I put it to you, you kept your friends "mongoloid strength" s secret
We had to do something similar except we had to make a movie trailer or skit based on To Kill A Mockingbird. The class was completely white except for one black girl and a Mexican guy so nobody could play Tom Robinson.
I like the "couldn't find a good picture of Steinbeck with a typewriter" bit. It's literally his picture on the back of the book.
Nobody said cumtown was the smartest hahaha
I love these vids dude,I'm too dumb to follow along without the visuals
You're too dumb to follow a Cumtown bit? Be careful petting them mice.
eeeeeeeeew
@@acetate909 that's funny
@@acetate909 loooool
@@acetate909 lol
Nick’s pitch for a modern Of Mice and Men is just the premise of Good Time
"You get a bunch of Japanese guys in a camp and you.. we.. that's what we call a good time" - Joe Biden
Thank you for syncing up "whats the story wishbone *pop*" with the video clip of Lenny snapping the puppy's neck. I'm going to die laughing.
"Dustbowl fingering was impossible"...food for thought.
That vaseline glove trick tho 🤔
Challenge accepted
'Dust bowl is not just an instruction you give to maid, its an actual place in our country' - G W Bush
Don’t mention food around stav
We had to write an essay on the book in 9th grade and I named mine “Of Lennies and Lugers” as a placeholder but forgot to change it before I turn it in, the teacher didn’t say anything so I thought it just flew under the radar but like four years later a friend a grade below me told me that she talked about it in her class the next year and she was furious
"It's like old yeller, but for people." 🤣
😂
Cum Town is also the same plot as Of Mice and Men. But just the scenes when Lenny is talking 😂
And Adam is all the animals
Low hanging fruit!
@@silversaint219no one brought up your father
Lenny didn't get kicked by a horse. George just made up that story to get him the job. Just fyi
"Dustbowl fingering was impossible" this fact needs to be put into every textbook about American History.
by "Dr. Stavros Halkias, Ph.D"
I remember they showed this in 9th grade Freshman English class, me and my buddy both cried laughing and our teacher was so disgusted. We simply didn't expect him to do it right then and there, it was so abrupt.
Just discovered these guys, they're all great but Nick is one of the funniest people I've ever heard speak.
He's sexy too, we made out once that's how I know.
I'm gay
@@meantime69 I want to kiss you.
please keep making more clangers
Whats the story wishbone?
"Pop"
clangers on top
also at 4:35 the dog backing away lol
Yeah, the dog backing up killed me
I'm glad a podcast shows how me and my friends have conversations
He wants the rabbit farm so he can kill all the rabbits
@Edward Burton his bloodlust is matched only by Stav's
@@jacquesdeburgo2878 food lust
clangers, these edits are everything. dont stop!! I love it
boy, Sherilyn Fenn was hot as hell back in the day.
she still bangin
ESPECIALLY in Twin Peaks
@@colin141 mmmmm
Hell yeah dude
Mommy madchen still going strong tho
"It was like old yeller for people"
Dawg this shit had me dead 😂🤣
I know these guys aren't being super serious, but I'm pretty sure Lennie grew up that way. The getting kicked by a horse thing was part of George's fake story to get them jobs while not seeming overly suspicious.
God Sherilyn Fenn is so hot. She still is honestly.
Yes, she was a bad bitch.
Loved her on Twin Peaks
She could still get it
@@atomysktrue oh yeah same. She still looked bangin' in The Return too.
@@iwazhear77
Good point.
It’s the music at the end of all of these videos that tie so well together and make it feel so eerie to me
I remember watching the film after reading the book in my 8th grade english class, and I distinctly remember laughing at the scene where Lenny dies.
It's a terrible film. Steinbeck isn't a particularly good writer either.
Jacob Brown well a bunch of people bought it so it instantly means he's the best writer of all time right? No flawed logic there.
@@sirshotty7689 what you said doesn't make sense lol are you Lenny?
Woah we got a lotta edgy and sick high schoolers in here
After the puppy, I said, "fuck that retard", everyone agreed.
When we read this my junior year we also watched the movie. When Geroge shot Lenny, someone shouted "Damn, Lieutenant Dan, those new legs made you an asshole!"
God I wish I was back in high school sometimes
I dunno, I remember me and my friends always talked over and made fun of any movie no matter how serious it was supposed be, my fondest memories are watching movies in history and just commenting on the crazy shit that happened
@endmy suffering How is this story unbelievable?
Lol. That's funny.
@Harvey Smith it's totally believable
Not paying attention when they talked about the glove and then bringing it up minutes later is a classic adam move
i thought it was 2 episodes stitched together.
@@EricToTheScionti cause it is
“That’s crazy to me. I gotta re read that book. No I don’t, fuck that shit. I’m not rereading shit.” Hahaha
The Wishbone clips make it!
Watching this for the third or fourth time ... the editing is so good. Bravo
Every fucking time Stav strikes gold they just blow him off that Lenny goes to a furry convention was a solid bit.
"Why cause he killed that lady?". Well it was clear that he killed him because he knew Lennie would never understand and always be a danger who would eventually kill more people. He couldn't control himself. Eventually it'd be a child. And we're talking about a time without video cameras or fingerprints or DNA or anything, which means he could very easily get away with murder after murder. In fact, he likely had murdered dozens of people throughout his life. The mouse, puppy and woman, couldn't have been the first.
Thanks for the book report, Hemingway.
You’re absolutely right, he was a liability.
You'd think at a certain point he'd teach Lenny about life and death and how to hold back and be gentle
The whimsical music at the end with the OM&M ending playing had me dying lol.
I love how you showed Lenny getting domed hella times🤣💀
God I never thought someone would bring wishbone back up. Better times
That joke about Wishbone doing Of Mice & Men is the hardest I've laughed since 2019.
John Malkovich plays Lenny. I believed it in Junior High but just seems like a comedy now!
Like if you forgot about Wishbone for 23 years and this Semen City episode unlocked those forgotten memories.
@Ordonity the like in this instance is more to see how many people got a wishbone memory unlock from hearing them talk about that ancient Jack Russel terrier. Since you're only focused on negative things I'm instead happy that 44 other people were able to get a nice memory recall out of this RUclips clip. What's your deal, guy?
I can never forget, because I grew up right in the area where they shot snd produced it all. On the north side of Dallas, there’s a big group of towns and cities all mashed in together near I-35. They shot and produced all of it in Grapevine, Plano, Allen, and the Carrollton area. As a small kid, I would see an episode in elementary school(which they showed a ton of since it was local) and lose my shit whenever we drove 10 minutes to the mall and passed a building that was in an episode lol
How about Of Dice And Hen and it's Andrew Dice Clay trying to diddle a chicken
Hen is also a term for a non binary person in Sweden. I like the idea of the dice man interacting with a ma-pa.
@@jacobloving6765 hen is a swedish term for chicken that turned into a "non binary" word
solid timing with the ending music and that scene
You do great work man, it must be easy with such good material but seriously really appreciate the effort you put into these clips, it really brings to life nicks hilarious jokes :)
Thank you very much for making this video!!!
His hand DID get caught in a machine
I’m so happy I discovered this channel. You guys are fucking hilarious!
So happy this was in my recommended
I had to take a test on the book but I was retarded enough not to read the book but I watched that family guy parody of the book and got and tried to remember what happened in that and I gotta f
Fuck. I read the book, but your way of doing is sounds way more enjoyable
The cumtown way to do things, really
The best part is the family guy parody literally ends with “so long kids, good luck with those book reports”
Ok, look. I’ve been listening to a lot of Of Mice and Men recently, so you can imagine me having never seen this channel thinking they made a song called Cum Town.
lmao
Wishbone backing away from Lenny was the point where I lost it.
The way the popping noise was perfectly timed with the clip
Of dice and men is a solid line
I'm glad I've found this channel
I don't know about you. But this was the most depressing clip ever. Then they saved it with wishbone thing omg
I never knew id be listening to a pointless comedy podcast that is so into Mice and Men and loving every minute of it
That part of Of Mice and Men pissed me off cuz Lenny coulda got some fine ass. Especially if we talkin bout the movie
Lenny does get some "fine ass" in the book when he brutality rapes her dead body. That one sex scene takes up 3 chapters. Movies are never as good as the books.
Wait what, Lenny never raped her he was accused of raping and killing her which he never did. Lenny was best boy
@@urielgonzalez900 stfu
Master Jedi did you read the book???
Bruh he literally ran away when he realized that he killed her no rape no nothing
I'm so glad I found this channel
Keep posting these, ur making my life
I have never wanted a pupper more in my life than right now.
Wonder what Anthony Scombobbliotunicciochi would have to say about all this
"Probably a movie about a coupla guys like us who are *tough* and normal guys are like mice to them."
[1 hour later]
"Where are da tough guuuys???"
You know sometimes RUclips actually recommends good channels and it seems like this is one of those times
Lol finally clicked on one after avoiding clicking on something called fucking Cumtown for months.
"Dont muss it up now... " "Lenny, don't muss my hair up!!"
Nick describing a movie: "So there's this guy-"
Stav: "He kills a guy, right?"
Adam: "No he kills a rabbit."
Nick: "No he kills a mouse at the start of the movie, so you know he-"
Stav: "And they're on a space ship, right?"
Adam:: "No they're on a boat."
Nick: "No they're on a plantation and-"
Stav: "And he's some guy's son, right?"
Adam: "No he's some guy's mother."
Nick: "No h-"
Stav: "So he's gay, right?"
Adam: "No he's a eunuch."
Nick: "No-"
Stav: "And it's WW3, right?"
Adam: "No it's WW0."
Nick: "N-"
Stav: "So it's on a different planet, right?"
Adam: "No it's an alternate universe."
Nick: "-"
Me: *STFU!*
Stav riffs sometimes at least but Adam is just dead weight
Your forgetting the "well does he get pussy?"
@@Dorf274 adam is 95% better than stav. This has been proved by earth's greatest scientists time and time again.
Me:IM JUST TRYING TO GRILL for pete's sake
@@Dorf274 stav's "riffing" consists of him rephrasing whatever nick said without expanding on the idea and then doing his gay cackle
"It's like Old Yeller, but for people" is one of Adam's best lines lmao
Thank you sir
So if they done Of Mice and Men set in nowadays, George would definitely be exploitive like Tom Cruise in Rain Man.
he already sort of is. George drags Lenny into a position that would eventually get Lenny killed
Of Mice and Men is a classic Mario and Luigi story
What Happened To Your Face ?
His Hand Got Caught In The Machine 🤣🤣
3:59 What really makes it is those painfully awkward handshakes
It's cool that this is what made me laugh the most this week.
Funny how once you read the book or watch the movie all those George references from old cartoons suddenly make sense.
read the title knew this would be gold
Of Rice and Yang
Zachary June of bat and soup
R[mentally challenged]tarded people get $1,000 dollars a month, no questions asked.
This and Rain Man are his two greatest movie reviews.
This was so good im subscribing
As a man with high functioning autism, reading this at freshman year was a fucking blast.
Yes.
Pun was intended.
I’m autistic and I thought it was *really funny* actually. It’s not even about us, it’s about retarded individuals.
Love how Nick's "reimagining" of the story to be more realistic is just what's in the book
I read of mice and men during the pandemic. Had to do high school while in quarantine. I finished the book and read the whole history unit on WW2. When I was done I was so depressed
I cried when I watched a play of ‘of mice and men’ it’s sad
Ya, plays are lame.
Euthanasia is never sad. It's an enviable position to be in.
"Strong as an ox with less rights" hahaha
Cool Adam is not gay
You can't prove that
Nicks remake of mice and men is just Rainman
Forgot about Wishbone completely! That dog taught me so much. Big love for Wishbone the novel re-enacting dog.
Wishbone ruled
Edited well I like it
"Dust-bowl fingering was impossible"
I thought they were gonna do phantom of the opera I got hyped
U guys earned my sub
Wishbone doing Of Mice and Men is an all time comedy bit
This is gold
John Malcovich definitely looks great with an 80 IQ and uses his Silverback Gorilla strength Well lol
Nicks best talent is describing movies very accurately.
Holy crap. Wishbone was erased from my memory until I heard the theme music.
I was actually high enough to understand why you guys kept backtracking about the movie. 8 minutes in, "wait there's a movie?". Hilarious asf.
10:19 - Nick doesn’t even hide it.
Wishbone! Omg I used to love that show