Taylor Swift JUMPED by Chris Brown?! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 130
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! This week the babes are in a HEY BABE WORLD! WTF is WB Mason?! Chrissy CHAOS talks Seneca's philosophy on the world. IF NOT NOW THEN WHEN? Sal is amazing at haircuts. Eyebrow threading is INSANE. Countries with the weirdest names. You are either a super model or UGLY AS F these days. Is correcting someone using a word wrong.....wrong? Taylor Swift KNOWS all the answers of this universe. Chris throws a birthday party for his daughter. Chris bleeds Staten Island. Chris plugs some amazing small business'. Try 1 new thing everyday y'all! Diet & cholesterol is confusing. Chris goes back to visit his old apartment. Accept all life changes even good ones. How many people die and are born a day? Gilbert is an AWFUL name. Sal talks about being shot at in Texas!
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Anyone else get levels of excitement when Derosa entered shouting at Chris
He literally entered like Kramer
Chris was like a little kid being told off by an adult lol
Only reason I'm watching
@@GKTorn. same it was great to see Sal like get stitches from that haha
Taste Buds ep 38 - 8:20
Joe's interruption was so perfect. You guys are becoming a sitcom.
DeRosa bursting into the room out of nowhere like Kramer, to call Chrissy out on his nonsense.. was an ALL TIME No Presh moment! HALL OF FAMER! I literally almost choked laughing.
😂😂😂 was amazing would love to see joe burst in more often
Literally laughing so hard at him calling chris A PIG
Totally agree
@@twosret2210especially like calling out Chris on his B S
maybe next time you will....... never give up on your dreams bro
I love Joe Derosa so much. He busted in the room and said EXACTLY what I was thinking lmao.
Derosa would be a great jimminey cricket
@@CJJC42 Sal is Gipetto and Chris is Pinocchio. I would watch that movie lol.
@@CJJC42 *Jiminy lol
@@nickg1743
My bad!
Literally what everyone was thinking
Chrissy and Sal are slowly becoming an unattainable standard of beauty
I blame the glasses
i feel they are becoming unattainably obnoxious.
you spelled obtainable wrong
@@lazylion420 A quick dictionary check can cure your ignorance
When you lose weight your cholesterol will temporarily increase, but it's not a problem. Having low cholesterol is much more dangerous than high cholesterol.
I don't think I can unsee Chris as a gender fluid peanut M&M.
Thats what he is
I don't think I want to... that babe was hot
His true form really
Same babe! 😂 his legs were something I am genuinely jealous of haha. Best night ever!
Why would you want to unsee that??
Joe coming out of nowhere with a shirt saying “SURPRISE” is ironic and hilarious.
The sign board slowly moving forward as Joe busted through the door will crack me up for weeks
Joey coming in was epic. “You pig! You just described my regular life!!!!” 🤣🤣🤣
I cracked up so hard , died and came back to life after Derossa came in -like Kramer admitting to poverty status a la Chrissy’s definish of poverty 🤣🤣☠️😂
Joe walking in and schooling Chris while he spouts THE MOST INANE BULLSHIT IS AN ALL-TIMER!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!!! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
OMG Joe's appearance was THE BEST genuine comedy interaction I've seen in a long time xD
💯😂😂
Derosa popping in to roast Chrissy 😂 36:34
I love how Joe called out Chris for living in “poverty” for a day. He will never know what poverty is
Funniest part! But also happy someone called him out on it 😂
Lol don’t take stuff so serious
Lololol boohoo
@@MyStupidRUclipsHandle nobody is buddy, we are watching a comedian make an ass of himself and immediately get called out on it; it’s hilarious
The surprise guest appearance from Joe DeRosa made the whole damn podcast 😂😂😂😂❤❤
YESSS 😂😂
Joe walking in like Kramer, and his commentary… podcast highlight history 😂👏🏽🔥
special appearance entrance of Derosa is one of Hey Babes best of moments of 2023
It is true
Thank god for Joe Derosa. I was about to flip a table listening to chris describe what poverty is.
Lol Joe has to appear like that more often 😂
Yo that might be my #1 moment across all no presh perhaps all podcasts
The cameo from Derosa was absolute gold; this is how he needs to be in every podcast
Can we please get sal and Chris and Joe some anchored mics
Listening on Spotify and had to come here to see what was going on. Glad I wasn’t going crazy…
I've heard a lot of comedians say holding a mic is a comfort thing and helps them not to worry about what to do with their hands
Being a Guyanese living in Brooklyn hearing Chrissy talk about little Guyana warms my heart. Stay cultured Chrissy!!
This after tastebuds live? We really are blessed
We need those "Practice Poverty, Fly Coach" tshirts now babes 😂
I literally couldn’t stop laughing when Joe came in 🤣🤣🤣 Chris you little diva
I love how Chrissy just shrugs while Joe goes off😂
Just came from the new Rick Glassman episode with Sal. Loving the double dose of Sal today. 😎
National Sal Day 6/1
@@jenaeestelle3032 Sal is our little June bug. Lol.
Best drop-in in all of podcast history 🤣
My girlfriend got her comment read last night and it was the coolest moment to us. She’s the one that said “I’m glad those children sacrificed their time so I can feel sexy after eating chocolate”
Just had a baby. This podcast is bringing light to my nocturnal life rn.
I’ve been missin Pimpys laugh, made me smile
Been waiting all week for Christy's take on the Matty situation
Hands down Joe's best moment. So glad he called out Chrissy's BS. I love you Chris but that was an eyeroller.
DeRosa popping in wearing a shirt that says surprise 😂
Third merch slot should be “if you’re watching and we know that you are”!
W.B. Mason is a classic over here 😂😂😂 I always thought it was a paper company 😅
Joe with the Kramer entrance 😂😂😂 unreal
Chris looked so good last night like he’s the new beauty standard
Sal “ I don’t want to be in a situation where I would make someone feel silly”
Also Sal: Been on impractical jokers for like 15 years
joe bursting into the room to give chris shit also wearing a shirt that says "surprise" was the highlight. glad the painting didnt get wrecked.
I know they don’t do it with malicious intent, and the same thing would probably happen to me, but sometimes it’s kinda crazy hearing how out-of-touch people get when they come across money. I make $40k/year… forget about 1st class airfare, buying a plane ticket is a big ordeal even if I fly Spirit 😂
ugh i love you joe!!!! i’m so glad someone called chris out on that line 🤣
Does anyone have a better gut laugh than Sal? I think not. I need to be in a room making him laugh like that!
Joe busted in like the fucking kool-aid man 😂😂😂
Sal: “He looks like he would bare knuckle fight you…in a barn. He looks like my uncle who was touchy at one point” 😂😂😂
Joe walking in to call out Chris had me crying 😂
"He looks like my uncle who was touchy at one point" LOLOLOLOLOL
Voting for you guys to wear clip-on mics
Yeah you would think Chris would know how to hold a friggin mic by now, I've been writing to Bloom Café for weeks!!
I’m in the MIST of all this smoke from the Canadian wildfires!
Thank you, thank you.
When Joe comes in from behind the wall and yells at Chris for talking about living "impoverished" for one day. That shit was legendary. He was 100% right too. Rich ass distefano wouldn't know poverty if it bit him in the ass anymore. He did an ad on a 8 minute episode of christories, and cancels live shows. Just a true blue gay enjoying being wealthy.
😂😂😂😂
Has it ever been explained why Murr never seems to be on a podcast with Sal or the other two?
Never thought about it, until now 🤯
He died
Cell doesn't want to lose another pair of his sneakers.
Murr is the richest joker and they can't afford him.
@@margwhalburger That's probably the correct answer 🤣
Merch idea- shirt that says "It's what it is babes" I'd rock that all day!
Chris's rich ass: I'm gonna cosplay being poor
Joe: don't appropriate my culture!!
Oh the irony of Sal talking about people using words and phrases incorrectly AND saying, "I could care less"
I thought Chrissy was gonna call himself a piece of shit(unnecessarily) for describing Derosa’s life😹. But he went on to say, “…what a piece of shit Derosa’s life is…” that gave me life🤣.
The bad health advice is killing me 😂
I love this podcast and you guys with all my might, but the audio going in and out is killing meeeeee
Need more times Joe just burst in 😂😂😂
Sal's face when Joe stormed in... it was like he had just seen the Kool Aid man
Starting at small forward, from the University of Michigan, number 28, Maaaaaaarcus Aureeeeeliuuuuuus!
Chris’s jacket in this reminds me of Amazon delivery
In 1st grade I saw Niger on a globe and began to ask my teacher "Is that why they're called..." she saw where I was looking and yelled "It's Niger" while smacking the globe further than an Olympian could shot put it... 😅
I SWEAR TO GOD a WBMASON truck just pulled up to my left as I’m listening to this🤣🤣
That special cameo appearance was pure delight
I was literally thinking this morning, "I haven't seen a Hey Babe lately..."
I had to come back and watch I'm crying
Chrissy clearly forgot about pandemic Sal! That hair was insane!
Joe said "Faturated Sat" last episode, and nobody blinked an eye... lol
16:00 that’s my mantra I say to myself when I start catching myself in thought loops that only spiral and lead one direction. “I am what I am.” It’s a call back to the past doesn’t matter, the future doesn’t matter, you’re here, now. You can change the past, you can’t outrun the future, be present with the now. Just be.
Loving the new intro babes!😘
5 mins in and the babies are on fire!!! LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!
Make me happy again after the Celtics loss :(
MERCH SHIRT IDEA:
Front of shirt says: If you’re listening…
Back of shirts says: And we know that you are
Tapping out as soon as either one starts talking about wealth
Holy fxck bless Derosa for coming in right as I was gonna bail
thanks man. it was the worst. derosa atleast gave it some life.
Chris was actually thinking of Bosnia and Herzegovina which is 1 country but Serbia and Montenegro are separate countries 😂
Could u get mic stands? I keep thinkn my earbuds are broken but its u guys pulling the mic away over n over 😂😂😂😂
There needs to be another podcast with chris and joe 😂😂
Chrissy turns red when Joe comes in look at sal then Chrissy that was hilarious 😂
Happy Thursday, Babes!
Talk about NOT using the wrong word at the wrong time, Chrissy nails the perfect use of pedantic 👏
Chrissy: I’m going to practice poverty once a month
Me: using liquid hand soap to wash my balls “aw 😊 good for you”
Chrissy cholesterols still feeling the 35k calorie binge
36:35 When Joe pops in to give Chrissy a piece of his mind
Was about to start clean thanks for posting!!🙏🏼
Joe Derosa is a gem of a human
12:30 absolutely correct people... If they get caught up in feelings that weren't your intention, that's on them
sals legs look like he stole them! im always so surprised on how hairless they are!
I never got into impractical jokers. I always thought those guys weren't funny. Turns out it was the network. What an absolute mensch Sal actually was the entire time. Legend.
Hey Babe I loved this parody Babie Girl Agua Here in Brazil Kelly Key singed version in Portuguese Happy Thursday Babe
God Chris really has lost touch in so many ways- the 'practice poverty' bit was not only cringe, but he genuinely believes he was being profound- glad Joe came in and shut him down
Oh shut up.
thank you. finally someone said it
Sounds like someone is practicing poverty a little too hard😂 get over it some people have more than u lol
You just described my regular life 😂😂😂 one level above homelessness 😂😂😂
MY FOMO IS HITTING HARD IM GONNA MISS SALLY BABE IN MY HOMETOWN!! Shout out Delaware 😢
Joe’s entrance was too good!!!
He goes i swear i was leaving i was walking out the door 😂
Joe coming in was awesome 🤣
staten island needs more love! im here for it!!!
The DeRosa pop in was hilarious!!🤣
The moment I heard Joe take the mic my immediate thought was him saying "you piece of shit, that's my day to day" 😂
36:33 i love the joe cameo 😂
COME ON PIMPY LETS GO PARTY
Just clicked on the video, no idea what its about but i already know it's a banger like always
Best intro yet 😆