Criminals in New York after Gwen Stacy died

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  • @delvinjones7347
    @delvinjones7347 4 месяца назад +10136

    Emotionally broken Spider-Man is still the biggest opp to all Spider-Man's villains

    • @amorflos
      @amorflos 3 месяца назад +275

      Do you know the time king pin got peters aunt killed? Bro held king pin up by his skin

    • @ant_give1238
      @ant_give1238 3 месяца назад +97

      ​@@amorflosI feel like spiderman without holding back can take most of the avengers if not all

    • @sexilove25
      @sexilove25 3 месяца назад

      Peter holding back is why a lot of people are still alive

    • @spicynips8466
      @spicynips8466 3 месяца назад +175

      ​@@amorflos She didn't die, she did get injured tho, got sent to the hospital. That was enough for Peter to go, take his suit off in front of the whole prison, beat the ever living shit out of Kingpin, and then tell him "This ain't spiderman beating you up, this is Peter Parker". Wouldn't be surprised if all the inmates in there reformed and started helping old ladies after that.

    • @tmo-profits9214
      @tmo-profits9214 3 месяца назад +20

      @@ant_give1238most not all he’s not fucking with Thor and hulk let alone together

  • @hihe530
    @hihe530 4 месяца назад +8030

    Spider man went from
    " Friendly neighborhood" to
    " Menacingly Next door"

    • @The_mrbob
      @The_mrbob 3 месяца назад +44

      He turned into Homelander

    • @hihe530
      @hihe530 3 месяца назад +81

      @@The_mrbob Nope , even though spider man wasn't joking he knows his limits. not like that crybaby superman

    • @Magical_Trash
      @Magical_Trash 3 месяца назад +5

      @@hihe530Lmao 🤣😂

    • @hihe530
      @hihe530 3 месяца назад +36

      @@Magical_Trash Remember that when Kingpin threatens aunt may, He beat the crap out of kingpin to a point kingpin ain't messin' him

    • @dac314
      @dac314 3 месяца назад +12

      The spider-call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE

  • @greatscottbatman7470
    @greatscottbatman7470 4 месяца назад +6279

    Of all the The scariest versions of Spider-Man, the one where he doesn’t make any jokes and just looks at you is the scariest!

    • @AbdullahIbnAbdullah-pk1kf
      @AbdullahIbnAbdullah-pk1kf 3 месяца назад +218

      You know why Peter said he joke so much when asked about it, he said it was so the villains don’t think he takes them serious.
      But shit when he begins to take shit serious they definitely gone know.

    • @darkarconkris
      @darkarconkris 3 месяца назад +106

      he had laryngitis one day and mystero surrendered when he wouldn't crack a joke

    • @XXMatt0040XX
      @XXMatt0040XX 3 месяца назад +48

      @@AbdullahIbnAbdullah-pk1kf Source: Spider Man: Renew Your Vows (Secret Wars 2015 Tie In)
      It's brilliant. He thinks about how their eyesight is hampered, how it makes civilians feel safer. Fantastic way of fleshing out an adult Peter's attitude in (most) battles.

    • @AbdullahIbnAbdullah-pk1kf
      @AbdullahIbnAbdullah-pk1kf 3 месяца назад +7

      @@XXMatt0040XX thank you, I couldn’t remember, where he said it

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 3 месяца назад +2

      deadpool- junior edition

  • @xboxboimchubz5296
    @xboxboimchubz5296 4 месяца назад +4274

    Its even more terrifying once you realize he can usually be an avengers level threat if he really tried

    • @XXMatt0040XX
      @XXMatt0040XX 3 месяца назад +494

      The Spider Sense is stupid powerful. I know this is insane to say, but I believe it's enough to make him an Omega Level Threat. And I believe it's his true Superpower. I think all of the others come secondary.
      There's a recent story showing that Spidey has basically a Batman protocall for the Avengers. Dude threw a web grenade into Carol Danvers' mouth to suffocate her. It was wild, but also not unprecedented. Peter's done this kinda thing before, and the Spider Sense is the main factor.
      The Spider Sense is powerful enough to overcome the ENTIRE Secret Wars (1984) X-Men roster. Spidey threw hands with them ALL. (He gets memory wiped immediately after by Xavier. It's a Spider Sense showcase, not strength.)
      Also, the Spider Sense works in ways that are not thought of instantly, like him playing Poker.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 3 месяца назад +231

      @@XXMatt0040XX Its the ultimate secondary ability to be sure, but only works as far as his physical abilities and quick thinking can allow it to. Knowing your in danger is great, but only if you can do something about it.
      Its no single ability that makes him impressive. Its that he has the whole package. He's literally only missing something like Telekinesis to give him a wider range of raw power. He's got everything else.

    • @Solqueen86
      @Solqueen86 3 месяца назад +42

      ​@@XXMatt0040XXalso never forget he took down Shadowcat and Colossus who both had the Phoenix Force

    • @bryanwoods3373
      @bryanwoods3373 3 месяца назад +94

      Dedicated combat training is what he's really missing. It was part of one storyline. He realized he was constantly getting taken down by people he should beat on paper, and he realized they all had fight training. Instinct and reflexes just let you react, but he needed to plan ahead. After getting some training, he ended up against some mind controlled heroes and took them out easier. Then there's Assassin Spider who can react before you even think about an action and used his spider-sense to guide his shots. Put Captain America in Peter's body, and he would probably drop some of Thor's enemies.

    • @XXMatt0040XX
      @XXMatt0040XX 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@@bryanwoods3373 Unfortunately... the reason for him training with Shang-Chi was actually because Peter lost the Spider Sense :/

  • @Sircreepington9th
    @Sircreepington9th 4 месяца назад +4163

    If Spidey isn’t cracking jokes when he’s approaching you, one of two things is happening. You’re either about to get curb stomped into a coma or he has bronchitis (yes that happened in the comics). Do you want to take that bet?

    • @FantasyGameLover
      @FantasyGameLover 4 месяца назад +353

      Or the secret third thing: someone else is wearing the suit. And if that's the case well...

    • @mitchratka3661
      @mitchratka3661 4 месяца назад +169

      ​@@FantasyGameLoverthat would lead to the first thing, so still only two

    • @jacobgonzalez1386
      @jacobgonzalez1386 3 месяца назад +61

      It was laryngitis!

    • @LFOtobot
      @LFOtobot 3 месяца назад +272

      His face is fully-masked, so he shows no emotions, just a pair of big, white, scary eyes. His movements are jerky and unnaturally fast, and he crawls on walls and ceilings like the Exorcist. Guns can't protect you, because bullets just can't seem to hit him. You hear the muffled cries of your accomplice; he's wrapped in a sticky cocoon on the ceiling.
      Yeah, Spidey has to crack jokes, because otherwise, he's a horror movie monster.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 месяца назад +33

      Another time he was asleep and on auto pilot.

  • @LovethedemonWolf2.0
    @LovethedemonWolf2.0 4 месяца назад +3039

    Don’t mess with Spidey after Gwen died

    • @moistshit1kal
      @moistshit1kal 3 месяца назад +8

      Yes, this was literally the fuckin joke, thanks for pointing that out

    • @LovethedemonWolf2.0
      @LovethedemonWolf2.0 3 месяца назад +11

      @@moistshit1kal 😒 ik it was bro … you must be fun at parties

    • @sk_hermit1809
      @sk_hermit1809 15 дней назад

      He did go off (possibly even murdered) as explained in NWH

    • @DanialDEcool
      @DanialDEcool 11 дней назад

      @@LovethedemonWolf2.0Wdym? You literally just quoted the video.

  • @DW9427
    @DW9427 3 месяца назад +426

    "I lost Gwen. She was my MJ. I couldn't save her. I'm never going to be able to forgive myself for that. But I carried on, tried to keep going, tried to keep being the friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man because I know that's what she would have wanted. But at some point I just stopped pulling my punches. I got rageful. I got bitter."

    • @Gobbostopper
      @Gobbostopper 3 месяца назад +59

      Its always kinda intrigued me that monologue. I really wanna see *that* version of Andy, because we didnt see it in No Way Home. Was he straight killing people?

    • @rudrasingh6354
      @rudrasingh6354 2 месяца назад +42

      @@Gobbostopper I dont think he would go as far as killing but perhaps do the Arkham Batman treatment. Probably hitting them so hard that they get multiple fractures or even get paralysed. By NWH he does feel a bit better so maybe he started holding back again, but yeah, a Spider-Man that does not hold back and is angry is not someone you ever wish to face.

    • @RhazOfRheos
      @RhazOfRheos 20 дней назад +10

      @@rudrasingh6354 Bat-Man is still human. He still have limits when it comes to the damage he could do to someone. Spider-man on the other hand, will literally explode someone if he ever stop giving a damn. If not, then he is still puling his punches.

  • @noriakiboi2452
    @noriakiboi2452 4 месяца назад +3140

    When doc ock took over spidermans body he took down scorpion in like one punch just goes to show how much spiderman holds back

    • @memebrain2177
      @memebrain2177 4 месяца назад +165

      We know Spidey holds back when he introduced kingpin to the needle

    • @waitwhat612
      @waitwhat612 4 месяца назад +186

      He punched scorpions jaw off his face

    • @InReserveProductions
      @InReserveProductions 4 месяца назад +112

      The dude bench presses tanks and you needed Superior Spider-Man to tell you he holds back?

    • @MarkOfKhorne
      @MarkOfKhorne 3 месяца назад +228

      Ock didn't do it to show how much Peter holds back. Ock found out how much Peter's been holding back because he didn't know his own strength in Peter's body. Mf did a light jab at the Scorpion and ripped his jaw right off, realizing how many times he could've been on the receiving end. 💀

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 3 месяца назад +6

      @@memebrain2177Peter was amped during that

  • @doctorcorvus1319
    @doctorcorvus1319 4 месяца назад +1143

    See, this is what the villains had to deal with BECAUSE of Green Goblin, they’d probably hand him hover because they really don’t know how much Pete hold back

    • @orlandobritt1460
      @orlandobritt1460 3 месяца назад +54

      He was dead at the time. He got better but the heat passed by then

  • @E.F5980
    @E.F5980 3 месяца назад +745

    Robber: C'mon man... We know you don't kill...
    Spidey: Yeah... I don't do murder. That just mean I'm gonna let you go barely alive bro...

  • @sharplily
    @sharplily 4 месяца назад +846

    a silent spiderman is genuinely one of the msot terrifying thigns that you can encounter as a criminal
    last time he was silent he lifted kingpin like nothing and basically told him "you only exist because i allow you to" and then fucked him up

    • @Casual-Yohoho-Enjoyer
      @Casual-Yohoho-Enjoyer 3 месяца назад +173

      'You live because the pain of letting you breathe isn't as bad as the pain of taking someone's life. You better make sure those numbers stay in your favor'

    • @NairMcgee1
      @NairMcgee1 3 месяца назад +9

      When was that?

    • @robloxcool88
      @robloxcool88 3 месяца назад +104

      It's a common enough trope for Spider-Man comics that there was even a joke about it. A gathering of villains were out doing shit, Spider-Man shows up. After taunting him a little bit, they realize Spidey isn't saying a word back in response. They get so scared of what's about to happen, they turn themselves in without a fight.
      Turns out, Spidey just had a sore throat that day and couldn't talk.

    • @fennikk2433
      @fennikk2433 3 месяца назад +7

      Nice pfp homie

    • @infinitygauntlet101
      @infinitygauntlet101 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@NairMcgee1 Back in Black Spider-Man was the name of the issue. Forgot the date is.

  • @esteban8471
    @esteban8471 2 месяца назад +42

    Remember that one time all of Spider-Man's villains were surrendering on the spot because they thought he was pissed (he wasn't, he was just sick and he couldn't talk). That's how much everybody unanimously agrees a pissed off Spider-Man is not to be messed with.

  • @Brainrotteruwu
    @Brainrotteruwu 4 месяца назад +596

    “All that annoying ass shit, it’s not gonna save you”
    “It won’t save you either…”

  • @bradleychan5684
    @bradleychan5684 3 месяца назад +541

    What's crazy is that Spider-Man: No Way Home confirms that this is how the Andrew Garfield version was for a while in his universe. He even states that after Gwen died that he "became bitter. Dark. Vengeful". The Spiderman became a legitimate menace to New York criminals. The only webs he used were to either make criminals his make-shift punching bags or to hold his victims' organs in after he dealt with them.

    • @obscure.reference
      @obscure.reference 3 месяца назад +31

      lol what they never said any of that web stuff in the movie

    • @themarvelanddcmarshlands
      @themarvelanddcmarshlands 3 месяца назад +124

      Yeah, he basically said that he more or less tried to be a "friendly neighborhood Spider-Man" because he knew it's what Gwen would have wanted.
      At some point, he finally stopped pulling his punches, got bitter and rageful.
      What really makes this even more tragic is it seems like he has not went through any type of symbiote/black suit/Venom encounter, unless his black suit is more Earth bound and man made like the Ultimate comics
      But he mostly seems jealous of both Tom Holland and Tobey Maguire, lamenting the coolest guy he ever fought was a Russian guy in a rhinoceros machine

    • @DonPatrono
      @DonPatrono 12 дней назад +4

      @@themarvelanddcmarshlands No Way Home really felt like watching the story of three siblings.
      Tobey, the older one. He's been there, done that, cried and lashed out, but eventually found the uneasy balance for his growth, and now, after he's internalized all that he's gone through, he's ready to share
      Tom, the younger. He's gone to new heights trying to do his own thing, found a cool bunch of kids to hang out with...and is finally having reality hit him square in the face. He still doesn't know how to deal with it, so he's angry and bitter towards everyone.
      And then Andy, the middle one. Like all middle brothers, he feels overshadowed by the older, the pathfinder, and the younger, the overachiever; like the older, he's gone through a lot and got reality-checked really hard and is still finding an unstable balance...but because the wounds are still fresh for him, he sees more of himself in the younger. And while the older can give practical advice, he can truly give the emotional closeness that the younger needs to listen.
      You remember how Spider/Tom was all locked up in himself when the two first started talking, even when Spider/Tobey started sharing? It was Spider/Andy's experience, about Gwen's death and how he stopped pulling punches, that made Spider/Tom open up to them

  • @JazzMaster01
    @JazzMaster01 3 месяца назад +58

    When Spidey stops joking and Batman starts smiling are two situations you NEVER want to be in

  • @bonesmasher146
    @bonesmasher146 3 месяца назад +522

    Criminal: "you're not even gonna crack a joke or anything??"
    Spider-Man: "Well if you think your spines one then...sure, I'll crack a joke"

    • @ransom0155
      @ransom0155 3 месяца назад

      '___' - shit

    • @WCMD17
      @WCMD17 26 дней назад +2

      You won this comments section bro XD

  • @cjdugan7138
    @cjdugan7138 4 месяца назад +496

    Great way to avoid this situation is to recognize the fact that you are talking before spiderman has said a word which is a major red flag.
    Second is to immediately get on your knees with your hands behind your back and pray to god that spiderman knows you had nothing to do with the reason for his current warpath.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 3 месяца назад +85

      Third is to realize that God is literally on a first name basis with Peter, and let him see his face. Bro is literally tighter with God than Moses was. Prayer ain’t gonna help you.

    • @XXMatt0040XX
      @XXMatt0040XX 3 месяца назад +36

      @@Wertsir This is canon. Source: Sensational Spider-Man 2006

    • @julianmitchell3035
      @julianmitchell3035 3 месяца назад

      @@XXMatt0040XX What the coked up fuck?
      Writers, you can do all of this, but you won't let him have a healthy, happy relationship?

    • @vardiganxpl1698
      @vardiganxpl1698 2 месяца назад +6

      isn't God canonically Spiderman's #1 supporter? I am not so sure that praying would be enough, if it even mattered at all to begin with

    • @cjdugan7138
      @cjdugan7138 2 месяца назад +6

      @@vardiganxpl1698 not really his number one supporter. Best way to look at the one above all is to look at him as if he were christian god new testament.
      Omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent, loves everyone equally and infinitely. Spidey was just having an awful day that issue so toal showed up to reassure him that he is loved and what he does matters to many.

  • @randomotakunerd
    @randomotakunerd 3 месяца назад +181

    That one comic where he had a sore throat and didn't talk, all his enemies that day just let the cops arrest them thinking he was pissed lol

    • @ricktheweeb5382
      @ricktheweeb5382 Месяц назад +13

      at this point I think the villains just like having someone that actually cares to help them and continue the life of crime because they don't want that to end

    • @SyntaxError0287
      @SyntaxError0287 22 дня назад

      which one, sauce

  • @Ucatty2
    @Ucatty2 4 месяца назад +352

    June 20,2024: the Summer Solstice, and the day Spider-man ruined every petty crimemakers day in NYC to vent his grief over a bad time.

    • @mitchratka3661
      @mitchratka3661 4 месяца назад +3

      Bro what was June 20th, 2024, I literally cannot find anything online about it relating to spiderman

    • @-obsessed_with_tpn-
      @-obsessed_with_tpn- 3 месяца назад +20

      ​@@mitchratka3661it.. it was when this video was posted-

  • @The24thWight
    @The24thWight 3 месяца назад +72

    Silent spiderman goes from chaotic good to lawful neutral real fucking quick.
    Advise not fucking around and finding out.

  • @deandredukes95
    @deandredukes95 4 месяца назад +441

    The moment Spider-Man stops smiling is when your life is over

    • @Mark73
      @Mark73 4 месяца назад +22

      The problem is you don't know when he stops smiling.

    • @lkotro21
      @lkotro21 4 месяца назад +21

      If Spider-man is silent and wears a black suit... pray.

    • @vertonimal
      @vertonimal 3 месяца назад +10

      The spider who stared

    • @joshuawells7415
      @joshuawells7415 3 месяца назад +8

      ​@@lkotro21He doesn't even need the regular suit. The most done he's ever been he whooped Kingpin's ass as Peter... when he was already in prison.

    • @lkotro21
      @lkotro21 3 месяца назад +9

      @@joshuawells7415 "Balloon. Needle"
      Remember that's after he came out as Spider-man. Regular folks wouldn't think "Oh this guy is scary" no matter how much he scowls. This isn't Wolverine.
      But put him in the black suit, keep him silent and...

  • @4nero_Dem0n1c
    @4nero_Dem0n1c 4 месяца назад +196

    In almost any version of a regular spider man he always shows either fear or truly believe Rhino can kill him
    But on many occasions when Spidey isn't emotionally well Rhino either gets the 1 tap good night or gets beaten so bloody bad you'd question who's the villain

    • @marcosalmeida3947
      @marcosalmeida3947 3 месяца назад +38

      Both is good, honestly. The Rhino is absurdly strong, but also very slow and dumb. It's like a fight between a professional MMA fighter and a bodybuilder a couple weight classes above him.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 12 дней назад +1

      @@marcosalmeida3947as a general rule, if you’re stronger than Spidey, he’s faster than you. If you’re faster than Spidey, he’s stronger than you. If you’re both faster and stronger than Spidey, he’s smarter than you. If you are somehow stronger, faster, and smarter than Spidey, congratulations, you have a 50% chance of winning

    • @marcosalmeida3947
      @marcosalmeida3947 12 дней назад +1

      @@PikachuLittle Blud took "jack of all trades" to it's peak. But I think the "50%" is a bit too generous. The only villain I can think of that's stronger, faster and smarter than Peter is Morlun, and his streak is 75% if memory serves.

  • @akhilm9851
    @akhilm9851 3 месяца назад +61

    Imagine spiderman walking in to like a bank robbery just dragging goblins glider or part of rhino's suit, or like one of his main villains stuff just torn up. Like you know he probably didn't unalive the guy but perhaps that's worse, and he's silent, not on the ceiling or hanging just walking

    • @Gobbostopper
      @Gobbostopper 3 месяца назад +6

      Reminds me of the whatif where he didnt give up the symbiote that was pretty recent.

  • @kirbyplush240
    @kirbyplush240 4 месяца назад +76

    A pissed off Spider-Man scares me more than the hulk, the hulk is big, loud, easily tricked and avoidable.
    Spider-Man will hunt you down, fill your lungs with web and get away with it

    • @nathanvarade5820
      @nathanvarade5820 3 месяца назад +25

      Not to mention you'll feel when Spiderman statters your ribs. Unlike a hulk punch which will likely make you black out from the shock

    • @KeithJDavies
      @KeithJDavies 3 месяца назад +16

      @@nathanvarade5820 If Spider-Man _really_ hit someone's ribs, it could well be functionally the same as the hulk. At one point Peter was _canonically_ the fourth strongest hero in the Marvel Universe (behind Thor, Thing, and Hulk)... and hadn't finished growing.

    • @nathanvarade5820
      @nathanvarade5820 3 месяца назад +12

      @@KeithJDavies i think the issue is more the surface area. A punch from hulk will move most of your torso
      Spiderman would be more like getting shot point blank with a tank shell. They will both be awful. But the focused impact is more likely to suck.

    • @KeithJDavies
      @KeithJDavies 3 месяца назад +8

      @@nathanvarade5820 I feel like this might be a 'technically true' situation. A regular person hit by either of them, with intent, probably would be obliterated fast enough the distinction isn't important. Might make a difference to forensics, it might be possible for someone to tell after the fact, but the person hit probably wouldn't be in a position to differentiate.

    • @XXMatt0040XX
      @XXMatt0040XX 3 месяца назад +5

      @@KeithJDavies Water balloons from Hulk. Hole puncher from Peter.

  • @quinnhasse9170
    @quinnhasse9170 3 месяца назад +90

    imagine Greene goblin just has a massive target on his back from all the criminals running away from a vengeful spider man.

  • @rjai5003
    @rjai5003 3 месяца назад +35

    I’m pretty sure it’s canon that criminals know not to even try fighting Spider-Man when he isn’t making jokes

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet Месяц назад

      "Nah, I Choose Life."

  • @squashmallow2006
    @squashmallow2006 3 месяца назад +15

    And this is WITHOUT the symbiote. His rage ain't even put through an amplifier. That's honestly more terrifying.

  • @SandwitchZebra
    @SandwitchZebra 3 месяца назад +47

    There was a mini-comic made where Spider-Man encountered some crooks and didn’t talk at all. The crooks just turned themselves because they know that if Spidey isn’t talking your ears off, he’s probably going to rip them off.
    Turns out, he just had laryngitis.

    • @SID-zg9xv
      @SID-zg9xv 3 месяца назад +4

      What's the name of the comic

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet Месяц назад +4

      Amazing Spider-Man (2014) Annual #1

  • @callmev3531
    @callmev3531 3 месяца назад +65

    0:36, “I’m really about to die to a broke loser because of some random girl I’ve never even met.”

  • @notproductiveproductions3504
    @notproductiveproductions3504 3 месяца назад +45

    Spider-Man not cracking jokes is the second scariest thing right after Superman crashing out

  • @Mark73
    @Mark73 4 месяца назад +38

    I think this is wrong. Spider-Man wouldn't be talking. Just one punch and a _squelch_ sound.

  • @urbypilot2136
    @urbypilot2136 3 месяца назад +35

    Dude, Spidey in his regular suit not holding back is scary enough. Imagine had he chosen to give in to the Venom symbiote instead.

    • @rudrasingh6354
      @rudrasingh6354 2 месяца назад +3

      Or even jsut wearing a cloth based black suit. Black Cat made him one and he sometimes wears it when doing serious stuff or just plain angry. Imagine that along with a silent Spider-Man that doesn't hold back.

  • @OhitsONnow
    @OhitsONnow 3 месяца назад +9

    Criminals forget that spidey's a New Yorker too, he aint no softie

  • @kanyerahming
    @kanyerahming 3 месяца назад +18

    “You’re not like that, little bro” 💀

  • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
    @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 4 месяца назад +22

    Spider-Man has always been angry in the early comics (the best stuff) so you can imagine how he was after this (if you haven't read it).

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 12 дней назад

      Honestly early Spider-Man genuinely felt like if it wasn’t for Uncle Ben he would have been a school shooter. He’s seriously introduced with an “I’ll show them! I’ll show them all!” inner monologue.

    • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259
      @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 11 дней назад

      @PikachuLittle facts. Even when he was in college he got pretty angry. Marvel seems to have forgotten or ignored that

  • @spinjitzumasterfalcon
    @spinjitzumasterfalcon 3 месяца назад +13

    A silent Spider-Man is the equivalent of meeting Death

    • @squashmallow2006
      @squashmallow2006 3 месяца назад

      That day, all the atheist crooks opened up their scriptures.

  • @espio329
    @espio329 3 месяца назад +6

    Spidey doesn’t have a no kill code. He chooses not to kill. Murking someone is still on the table for him.

  • @morgant.dulaman8733
    @morgant.dulaman8733 2 месяца назад +5

    This is the side of superheroes people need to remember more often: they're heroic in no small part because of how restrained they are...but just about all of them have limits, and Spiderman is a dead ringer for why you never push past those limits.
    It's also why I have a special contempt for villains who always try to off these heroes like the web head or bat boy of DC fame: these guys could turn you to mist with ease yet choose to give you another chance. Trying to end them or going after their loved ones after that isn't just contemptable, but shows a lack of survival instinct that should qualify for a fictional Darwin Award.

  • @revemb4653
    @revemb4653 3 месяца назад +16

    Peter about to permanently lower the crime rate

  • @chriss.249
    @chriss.249 3 месяца назад +14

    Back in black peter (when aunt may got shot) was a different breed.
    Also, death of jean dewolfe peter. Mans crippled sin eater and gave him ptsd☠

  • @DVMMIE-c7n
    @DVMMIE-c7n 2 месяца назад +6

    Peter knows biology, and exploiting human physiology without killing them...

  • @harry3461
    @harry3461 2 месяца назад +6

    I can’t find it rn, but I remember one comic where all of spidey’s villains are in a bar. They’re all talking about stuff they did to him like “oh I ruined his lunch” and stuff like that.
    Out of nowhere Norman starts laughing. When confronted about this he says “I killed his girl” leaving all the other villains speechless. Some even skipped town if I recall cuz they didn’t want to deal with a grieving Spider-Man 💀

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet Месяц назад +4

      "This Town Ain't Safe Anymore."

  • @trellshamar1155
    @trellshamar1155 3 месяца назад +6

    Spidey turned into Homelander on his birthday “You know what I think you should jump”😂😂😂

  • @thizzmonkey7846
    @thizzmonkey7846 3 месяца назад +5

    Spider-Man is the one guy you don't piss off. That's like pissing off gohan expecting to not get your ass put on a milk carton.

  • @FXG4MERR
    @FXG4MERR 3 месяца назад +5

    He smacked the shit out of Green Goblin afterwards, my boy Norman didn't even land a single hit😭

  • @StrangeCreed
    @StrangeCreed Месяц назад +3

    Yeah... when Spidey's not cracking jokes, that's when his rogues gallery knows they're about to be eating through a tube for the next few months.

  • @pomax1464
    @pomax1464 3 месяца назад +6

    "New York is cooked" had me dying bro

  • @wolfdotzip4053
    @wolfdotzip4053 4 месяца назад +36

    June 20, 2024 had to be the most beautiful video ever

  • @Zuernaxashyr
    @Zuernaxashyr 4 месяца назад +20

    Fr tho forget Batman. If Spidey isn't cracking jokes that's some truly terrifying stuff!

  • @drummerrck
    @drummerrck 3 месяца назад +2

    Spiderman saying "I WANT this one" is one of the most intimidating things I've ever heard.

  • @ricekrispies4994
    @ricekrispies4994 2 месяца назад +2

    Never forget that the Spider-Man who killed his villains ended up getting a permanent happy ending

  • @Thebatfamilystherapist
    @Thebatfamilystherapist 2 месяца назад +4

    Batman smiles: I may die
    Spider-Man stops joking: I’m gonna f#ckin die

  • @LIAM_PCK0L
    @LIAM_PCK0L 11 дней назад +2

    BREAKING NEWS: 2 women, Mary Jane and Gwen Stacy are dead, on an unrelated note, all crime has dropped to 0.

  • @devinoten3377
    @devinoten3377 3 месяца назад +7

    "New York's cooked" 😂

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo 2 месяца назад +2

    His Strength has surprised Hulk and Thor , you do not want to piss Peter off

  • @soundthealarm83
    @soundthealarm83 3 месяца назад +2

    When Parker stops cracking jokes you know he's cracking heads instead

  • @ClassicKrak83
    @ClassicKrak83 4 месяца назад +9

    Alright, alright. You got a chuckle out of me on this one.

  • @azrael_morningstar
    @azrael_morningstar 17 дней назад +1

    Instead of getting adopted by ironman, he gets raised as a robin by batman.

  • @Nosajproductions2008
    @Nosajproductions2008 3 месяца назад +4

    "what happened to your humor and jokes?
    Spiderman: Humor died with gwen...

  • @VancityMerc319
    @VancityMerc319 2 месяца назад +2

    Even Deadpool is scared of a silent Spider-Man

  • @phastinemoon
    @phastinemoon 3 месяца назад +4

    Everyone who’s seen Miguel O’Hara: Yep, checks out

  • @Gobbostopper
    @Gobbostopper 3 месяца назад +3

    Criminal: "Ill turn myself in"
    Spiderman: "I'll tell em where to find the body now youve decided to dabble in fuckery"

  • @YoungBison
    @YoungBison 3 месяца назад +4

    Remember when aunt may got hospitalized and Pete rolled up to prison just to tell kingpin that he'd come back as Peter Parker to end him?

  • @dimancor2925
    @dimancor2925 3 месяца назад +1

    Silent Spidey is the menace which even Bully Maguire is scared of.

  • @sparklepawz1185
    @sparklepawz1185 3 месяца назад +3

    There’s a comic where Spider-Man couldn’t talk cause he got laryngitis and then encountered a few villains. All of them were doing the exact same thing and taunting him for not joking around. Only 1 villain didn’t and the dude was shitting his pants because he thought Spider-Man was done playing.

  • @healsallwounds
    @healsallwounds 3 месяца назад +2

    This is actually accurate of what Spider-Man was like during the brief period Mary Jane was kidnapped by a rich stalker. While he tried to track her down, Spider-Man switched into scary mode.

  • @mathewkaiser7667
    @mathewkaiser7667 3 месяца назад +3

    Spider-man is fully capable of punching his fist straight through kingpin

  • @LoganRexus
    @LoganRexus 3 месяца назад +3

    This was exactly what happened in “Back in Black” after Aunt May was shot

  • @sworddomo1951
    @sworddomo1951 3 месяца назад +3

    If they made the sinister six movie with andrew garfield getting the venom suit after spiderman 2 itd be great.

  • @Warmaker01
    @Warmaker01 3 месяца назад +2

    "He's just standing there. Menacingly."

  • @ovictor1472
    @ovictor1472 2 месяца назад +1

    Imagine being the first villain against spiderman after gwen death.

  • @rebekadoczi2136
    @rebekadoczi2136 3 месяца назад +1

    The criminal started to panic immediately once he understood his pain. Like, he was scared already but once he got it, that's when he broke.

  • @perrycarters3113
    @perrycarters3113 3 месяца назад +1

    "Oh, I'll turn you in. Inside out." - Amazing Spider-Man 3 dialogue

  • @JackSmith-ri1rj
    @JackSmith-ri1rj 3 месяца назад +4

    Bruh to real "bro I'm lonely i wana Fight!"

  • @robertjc222
    @robertjc222 4 месяца назад +35

    Here when the title was June 20th 2024

  • @mikeval1525
    @mikeval1525 Месяц назад +1

    Peter actually didn’t go through a dark like or took his anger on criminals because when he fought goblin and was about to kill him , he calmed himself down because he would stopped being the man that Gwen loved. And he would fight but then team up with powerman aka Luke cage.

  • @trapnexus7888
    @trapnexus7888 3 месяца назад +2

    "Peter stopped quipping, he got straight to thwipping. My ass started drippin.

  • @Cklert
    @Cklert День назад

    It's all fun and games until Spidey stops telling jokes.

  • @comicscinemaothermedia9247
    @comicscinemaothermedia9247 Месяц назад

    Criminal realizes Spider-Man isn't joking. Spontaneously starts crying

  • @firstnamelastname7990
    @firstnamelastname7990 19 дней назад

    Broken Spiderman not holding back is terrifying

  • @lionelmessi91274
    @lionelmessi91274 4 месяца назад +5

    Spiderman became Homelander

  • @Goodman-iu4yp
    @Goodman-iu4yp 3 месяца назад +1

    "sign the contract, big boy. I just wanna spar."

  • @ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785
    @ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785 2 месяца назад +1

    "Wait, why do I hear boss music?"

  • @quillanpaulsen3445
    @quillanpaulsen3445 3 месяца назад +1

    There was a comic where spidey was sick and couldnt talk and all the villains were freaking out XD

  • @redpandafirefox9434
    @redpandafirefox9434 2 месяца назад

    Peter was like "Im not in mood. Put the gun down or ill put you in the hospital."

  • @SammyEdgeINC
    @SammyEdgeINC 3 месяца назад +1

    Spider man is probably one of the most powerful street level heroes

  • @ruffruggednraw
    @ruffruggednraw День назад

    Imagine Spider-Man getting a villain arc 💀💀💀

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 месяца назад

    Can you imagine being the first criminal who took that 100% Spidey punch?
    Got you going “oh shit. He coulda done this THE WHOLE TIME?!”

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 2 месяца назад +2

    When Doc Ock took over Spider-Man's body that one time, he accidentally punched Scorpion's jaw off. Dude had an existential crisis when he realized how much Peter holds back when fighting villains and that a single punch could kill almost any of them.
    Then there was that other time Peter got sick and had to do Spider-Manning without talking and every super villain and petty criminal he encountered was scared shitless because Spider-Man wasn't cracking jokes.
    Now imagine both of those scenarios but not played for humor. Amazing Spider-Man might actually have a kill count.

    • @imperialpresence1173
      @imperialpresence1173 8 дней назад

      i remember when spidy regained control of his body after that business with doc ock...and during a fight with the goblin...the goblin realized he was fighting the real deal...he tucked and ran...goblin wasn't afraid of ''superior spider-man''

  • @SlothOfTruth
    @SlothOfTruth 2 месяца назад +2

    “She was my everything bro”

  • @kennyhaha
    @kennyhaha 4 месяца назад +12

    “i got bitter”

  • @christianslaughter8724
    @christianslaughter8724 3 месяца назад +1

    The vine energy in this video is palpable

  • @DrFunkman
    @DrFunkman 13 дней назад +1

    This is the real I like the Rogue Gallery from the Flash. They’re self aware villains that realize they have limitations. One of their first rules is that they’re not allowed to kill The Flash. It’s not really out of respect, but the mainly they know that if they ever kill the Flash, they’ll have to deal with the consequences, and they’d rather take their chances with a superhero that like to joke around rather than some OP hero who doesn’t pull punches

  • @Shady_Fungus
    @Shady_Fungus 3 месяца назад

    Spider-Man: You guys thought it was summer season? No it’s hunting season and EVERY criminal is on the menu. How’s that for a joke? Whose laughing now?

  • @harrymcnally6437
    @harrymcnally6437 Месяц назад

    Only thing scarier than a silent Spider-Man, is a laughing Batman

  • @darthhollister01
    @darthhollister01 Месяц назад +1

    I need a more fleshed out version of The Goblin universe idrc what format it takes. Basically after Gwen dies, Peter loses it and beats Green Goblin to death and then Spider-Man disappears for a while and then eventually returns wearing a red and blue color schemed Goblin outfit and he just starts hunting down all of his villains and killing them all and he goes back to protecting New York just as an uber violent version of himself who no longer holds back. But there's literally no lore for him other than the basic background information

    • @imperialpresence1173
      @imperialpresence1173 8 дней назад

      the think that makes spider-man one of the most beloved heroes is because he doesn't go there...and if you think there is no lore for spider-man....you need to catch up on your reading

    • @darthhollister01
      @darthhollister01 8 дней назад

      @imperialpresence1173 I'm talking about the alternate universe version of Spider-Man who is called The Goblin. There is no lore on him other than his basic background info. I'm not just making shit up or saying I want canon Spider-Man to end up a murderer. The Goblin (Peter Parker) is an actual character that already exists

  • @TheGreaterDane
    @TheGreaterDane 3 месяца назад +1

    there was a bit where spiderman wasn't quipping or anything with his villians, and they all turned themselves in because they were so scared of a quipless spiderman.
    turned out he had a sore throat

  • @argentin2306
    @argentin2306 3 месяца назад

    Villains whenever Spiderman isn't making jokes: something's wrong, I can feel it

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet Месяц назад

      "Ha Ha, I'm In Danger."

  • @ЖуанХедшотович
    @ЖуанХедшотович Месяц назад

    Criminals when they found out that Spideys gf died:🤣 - 😂 -😄 - 🙂 - 🤔 - 😧 - 😨 - 😰 - 😱 - 💀 - 🏃‍♂️ - 🛫

  • @thatoneothergamer6158
    @thatoneothergamer6158 Месяц назад

    I hate how the most popular comics for batman and Spider-Man are ones where they say "Im done pulling punches", like damn neither are the writers, they just murdered your entire character in one comic.