Did you know a "blobfish" looks like a normal fish, but because its body is build for extreme waterpressure when you pull it to the surface its body basicly falls apart
How would you carry it. No matter what a 100 million of a visible physical object is always going to be massive. If you say a vehicle, well guess what. They're most likely not going to be able to lift it so yea
Regarding the penny debate, I'm surprised no one talked about the weight of all those pennies. Somebody down in the comments calculated the weight to be over 300 tons. If you assume the pennies spawn wherever you push the button, you would suffocate under the weight of all the pennies. It would also kill anybody else in the surrounding area.
Here's an interesting thought on that last question: if your opinion is *always* wrong, that means if you form an opinion on a thing, you *know* that the opposite is, in fact, the truth. With that power, you could find universal absolutes just by holding an opinion on a thing. That's pretty powerful.
+TJForceIX Uhmm, I'm not seeing your point. In MY opinion, that is impossible. Every single person has a different opinion, so even if you know that your opinion is wrong, it doesn't mean that the others are right. It does have to do with opinions after all, not facts.
+HapeeMoonlight I'm not saying that if you think light is a fishstick, you therefore know it's a particle; however, if your opinion is it's a wave? Sure, that may no *necessarily* a particle, but one of the great choices has now been removed, as your opinion, by definition, is WRONG. Not poor or silly or dumb, but factually wrong.
Well, you take this deal and I ask you to tell me if light is a wave or a particle. You can totally convince me that it's a wave, but now we know that that is wrong, because you have to be wrong. That means this mystery is solved as you cannot be right.
Ok, to be fair, guys, they said “Almost”. *even though it isn’t even nearly almost* NO! It’s FINE. Its ALMOST, not all. *it is not fine. Almost means NEARLY COMPLETELY/ALL.* Grrrrr My Sander Sides Anxiety is coming out
@@cowtheaxolotl4779 or just run above average speed or faster than 1st place runner and you don't need to be experimented on because you are running just a tad bit faster than second place and not speed of sound
For the speed question (around 52 minutes) I did some research. An average human would have to run at approximately 70 miles per hour to run on water. You're running at 100 mph. *You can easily run on water*. Your eyes are closed, but you have the entire OCEAN to run on. Also, there's little danger of hitting something in the middle of the ocean. The Pacific Ocean is about 9,600 miles. Happy running. Press the button.
+-Writer- Another thing is it doesn't say you have to run at 100 mph you could run anywhere from 0-100 mph and you could learn to sense things that are coming towards you. Also you could also imitate The Infinite Mass Punch from Flash and melt the ice caps in certain places to make more fresh water.
Ezasos the Unbound Exactly! And - building off of the learning to sense things -maybe you do have to train for the Olympics, but instead of training to be faster, you're training to keep everyone around you and yourself safer.
-Writer- Yeah also you could create power for whole cities and even use it in short burst to control it you dont have to keep your eyes closed to run just to run at super speed.
Ezasos the Unbound Imagine if you could create something like a treadmill that could handle and harness your speed without causing danger to yourself or others. All that energy, and you just have to close your eyes and run.
As for the slave button: It said *wishes*, which is plural. It also did not say you couldn’t be freed. Have one wish for your master to free you 2 seconds after enslaving you and another wish to get infinite wishes.
I think it's implied you're a slave forever. If you wish for freedom, you won't have any more wishes come true, which nullifies the "infinite wishes" wish.
I wish that my slave owner is the nicest person on the face of the earth and he paid for everything I want and has unlimited amount of money and he gives me very easy work to do
To the question about winning every argument. It says "your opinion will always be wrong". Here's why that doesn't work: opinions are by their very nature subjective, thus they literally cannot be right or wrong.
If someone’s opinion is that one race is better than another, their opinion is wrong. Opinions can be wrong when there is objective truth. To your point, though, an opinion can’t be wrong when there is not an objective truth, such as in preferences.
I know I saw a response to me. Yes, I know that what I said are facts and therefore can't be opinions. I was just having a little joke is all. Not sure if you will see this as it appears that either you deleted your response or it got hidden for some reason.
Stephanie is very persuasive. Even when I initially agreed for MatPat, she's a much better debater and I almost always sided with BLUE. And that's putting aside the bias of blue being my favourite colour.
Lauren A she had a big advantage because most of the time she was going last and she is a woman who are instinvtively better liars which makes arguing easier with more believable facial expressions. also she extremely twists every situation which is an obvious choice.
24:30 Imma leave a quote here from DBZ Goku : "Answer me Vegeta! Did you let yourself be a slave?" Vegeta : "Tell me. Is it Slavery when you get what you want?"
23:34 if you are a slave and have all your wishes granted, but cant wish to not be a slave, cant you just wish for a benevolent master who is kind and takes good care of you and just wish for all your tasks to magically complete themselves?
yeah matpat, that was good explanation for 100mph run with eyes closed.. but! how about you run at treadmill? that treadmill which its modified to generate electricity... add some voltage regulators, attach some batteries and boom! free energy! simple :3 nothing to worry about crashing~ push that button! PS: can't stop laughing at this~ you guys are such a cute couple! just get a room already.. that what was im thinking, ahahaha!
“You hit puberty five times as fast, do you want that?” Yeah number one that won’t happen, number two if it did it would last a little over a year at most.
I was really interested by the convincing question. At first I thought it could be good for business, maybe convincing people you’ll be successful and be wrong, then I realized that would backfire. And THEN I realized, you could use that power to dupe your hypothetical enemies into self destructive action. For example, suggesting that a political party vote against their own policies to forward their own agenda is false, but you would win the argument and convince them to that behavior, therefore forwarding your own party. Food for thought
In the case of the pennies, in my bank, if you have an account with them and bring coins in to sort with the machine, you don't have to pay the bank anything. You get every bit of that
Liam Beerens 1)Be a Roman slave 2)Wish for more money than needed to be a free person 3)Enjoy wealth This question is extremely easy as long as you know more than 1 type of slaves.
not really MatPat just didn't have a good opposition, you could just wish for mind controlling powers so you could get your slave owner to do whatever you want them to do including freeing you or doing the work for you and also letting you do whatever you want
I wish that my slave owner is the nicest person on the face of the earth and he paid for everything I want and has unlimited amount of money and he gives me very easy work to do
Steph had an interesting strategy on the tacos. She either didn't have anything to go with and made up the growing thing, or accidentially misintepreted it. We use slashes to mean that these are multiple times the same phrase, so it would actully be "You develope yourself five times faster" if we focus on just that one. I don't know too many people who can or even want to develope themself to age
Regarding the winning an argument, but your opinion is always wrong it doesn't matter. If you were to become a lawyer you aren't always fighting on the side you necessarily agree with (aka the side that agrees with your opinion) so if you know that your opinion is always wrong you simply become a lawyer for the side you don't agree with therefore helping the correct side. This works with anything such as if you thought the geocentric model was correct then you would argue for the heliocentric model and you would win for the correct side
Kelsey Parente not true at all most of the time he's right he is reasonable now please go buy a brain sure sometimes he's wrong but you've only known that now because he was mostly wrong this episode /:
You can wish for your owner(from the “wishes but slave” button) to be a nice person and be your friend above all else. You’re still a slave, but it comes second to friendship. Boom. Minds blown.
1:06:35 that's a slippery slope fallacy. Just bcos an even may lead to another event doesn't mean it will. Just bcos earning 1quadrillion dollars each day may lead you to killing your loved ones, doesn't mean it will happen. Like matt said, you gain something and will lose nothing.
1: team blue 2:team blue 3:team blue 4: team red 5: team blue 6:purpleeeee SLOTH ARMYYYYY 7:team red 8:team blue 9: bluuuuueeeee 10: hot dog fetish (team blue) 11: b l u e
But deadpool isnt the ugliest thing on the earth there are some ugly animals and sum ugle humans hav u sene people with birth deffects there prty fugly and ull be even uglier than that
55:50 just bcos you can run at 100mph doesn't mean you have to. You could run at 90mph or even 99mph and still be able to open your eyes bcos the question only says that you cannot open your eyes while running at 100mph.
1:07:08 this is not even insurance. Yeah at the base of it, it seems like an insurance policy but you I'm case of a regular insurance policy you have to pay money. This is like free insurance.
24:22 It doesn't say you couldn't escape after becoming a slave. And it said YOUR wishes, NOT YOUR OWNER. I would push the button because of those reasons.
SlyMcKing It says you become a slave, not that you are permanently a slave. Just easily live out your owner, or make them nicer, be like a butler. Black Butler would be a nice example of what could happen.
At 48:33, I'm going to go with mat on this one because you don't ALWAYS have to run at that speed. You could run 65 mph or you could run faster or slower. You are not ALWAYS going at the momentum. You also ONLY when you are running at 100 mph will you have to close your eyes, anything lower than that you could have your eyes wide open, and I agree with mat's reasoning with you running in the Olympics and stuff.
55:55 you can run in short bursts while blinking, super useful. Plus you can just NOT USE IT this is the exact same as the money one, you're getting a thing that you didn't have before, why not.
It's a good thought, but there's nothing in the question that mentions regulation of speed, so the only thing you can safely assume, is that you can only run faster than your normal speed with you eyes closed, and that you can only run at 100 mph if you're not going your normal speed. Plus, the physics of running at either 99 or 100 mph SUCK
When you blink, you close your eyes, it takes 4 milliseconds to blink, therefore rapidly blink and have bursts of 100mph long enough to maintain speed and see at the same time
would you rather tell your crush that you like him/her but he/she will not like you back or not tell your crush that you like him/her but he/she likes you back. (you wont be with your crush eitherway)
Skyelre Potato I'd rather tell because then I would know rather than liking them but never falling through with asking them and SlyMcKing that would be better but the point is that there is no 100% happy ending
All of you are stupid, you don't tell them but,now here me out here, you tell your friend to tell them OOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR you could just wait for her to jut tell you
Did you know a "blobfish" looks like a normal fish, but because its body is build for extreme waterpressure when you pull it to the surface its body basicly falls apart
Also, with the amazon thing, you can stop people trying to chop down the trees because theyre in the amazon😁
No I did not
Yes I did not
Yeah and people make fun of them for it which is so sad. Keeps me up at night 😭
Ouu that's actually so cool :O
Mat is basically saying that he would give up 1 million dollars because it's hard to count
Yurp
put the pennies in your bank account and use a flippin' credit card BOOM done.
Exactly
2755.77827731 tons would crush every bone in your body
How would you carry it. No matter what a 100 million of a visible physical object is always going to be massive. If you say a vehicle, well guess what. They're most likely not going to be able to lift it so yea
Regarding the penny debate, I'm surprised no one talked about the weight of all those pennies. Somebody down in the comments calculated the weight to be over 300 tons. If you assume the pennies spawn wherever you push the button, you would suffocate under the weight of all the pennies. It would also kill anybody else in the surrounding area.
2755.77827731 tons
your house would be crushed
Also if you survive that almost all stores won’t accept pennies
Yay.
Also, they should have talked about worth.
Remember fellow Theorists, Steph and Matt still had a kid after this stream. That's love
THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER WHAT THE HELL.
They are married too
+Un1234l i know right!!! i love them together!!!!! two married people that obviously love each other sooo much , i love it!
+Menthols They are not dating they are married
I know! I thought I was the only one who thought so.
+Menthols they do look similar also Gintama (I'm watching the anime series at the moment)
Here's an interesting thought on that last question: if your opinion is *always* wrong, that means if you form an opinion on a thing, you *know* that the opposite is, in fact, the truth. With that power, you could find universal absolutes just by holding an opinion on a thing. That's pretty powerful.
._.
+TJForceIX Uhmm, I'm not seeing your point. In MY opinion, that is impossible. Every single person has a different opinion, so even if you know that your opinion is wrong, it doesn't mean that the others are right. It does have to do with opinions after all, not facts.
+HapeeMoonlight I'm not saying that if you think light is a fishstick, you therefore know it's a particle; however, if your opinion is it's a wave? Sure, that may no *necessarily* a particle, but one of the great choices has now been removed, as your opinion, by definition, is WRONG. Not poor or silly or dumb, but factually wrong.
TJForceIX Uhm, I wish I could understand what you were saying. "Light is a fishstick", "Your opinion is it's a wave?"..
Well, you take this deal and I ask you to tell me if light is a wave or a particle. You can totally convince me that it's a wave, but now we know that that is wrong, because you have to be wrong. That means this mystery is solved as you cannot be right.
Matpat and Steph are extra cute in this episode. ❤❤❤😽
JACKSFILMS!!I Found a good one!!
#stepat
I like the elf hat
Nepal flag Steph is always cute tho. 😁
Steph is like the angel on your shoulder and Matpat is like the devil
Emma Lud Except for the girl of your dreams one, he was right in every way about that.
Yep
Wellllll.... at least he's sorry
Exactly
YOU CAN FIT ALMOST ANYTHING IN A TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In a Taco shell not a taco
What about... The entire moon?! Or maybe all of China! How about a Taco Bell, all of the contents and the building itself? No! Haha! I win!
Ok, to be fair, guys, they said “Almost”.
*even though it isn’t even nearly almost*
NO! It’s FINE. Its ALMOST, not all.
*it is not fine. Almost means NEARLY COMPLETELY/ALL.*
Grrrrr
My Sander Sides Anxiety is coming out
I took this completely out of context and couldn’t be happier about it
Drop a tortilla on the ground, on a slight hill, the two sides below the center, and you have the whole world in a very overflowing taco.
These two are really smart and it's so fun to see their minds and reasoning clash with one another lol
48:31 that is easy YES
You CAN do it doesnt mean you have to, means you can run normal with your eyes oppened
Its optional
I say blink
@@cowtheaxolotl4779 or just run above average speed or faster than 1st place runner and you don't need to be experimented on because you are running just a tad bit faster than second place and not speed of sound
Just don’t blink when your out for the daily run.
Mat:counts every possible mario maker level
Also mat:doesn’t want to count 100,000,000 pennies
8:22 I just realized, that question is asking if you want to be Deadpool
18:02 you can't make friends with in your own age group. for those of you who will press the button, join me in this wonderful party called life
19:05 I'm seeing multiple things wrong with this. 1 what if its a girl reading the question to what if you have emotionless dreams like I do
33:00 even at the time of recording pennies don't exist anymore
+Tony Power
I have a friend thats 4
+Tony Power um... Pennies still exist
For the speed question (around 52 minutes) I did some research. An average human would have to run at approximately 70 miles per hour to run on water. You're running at 100 mph. *You can easily run on water*. Your eyes are closed, but you have the entire OCEAN to run on. Also, there's little danger of hitting something in the middle of the ocean.
The Pacific Ocean is about 9,600 miles.
Happy running.
Press the button.
+-Writer- Another thing is it doesn't say you have to run at 100 mph you could run anywhere from 0-100 mph and you could learn to sense things that are coming towards you. Also you could also imitate The Infinite Mass Punch from Flash and melt the ice caps in certain places to make more fresh water.
Ezasos the Unbound Exactly! And - building off of the learning to sense things -maybe you do have to train for the Olympics, but instead of training to be faster, you're training to keep everyone around you and yourself safer.
-Writer- Yeah also you could create power for whole cities and even use it in short burst to control it you dont have to keep your eyes closed to run just to run at super speed.
Ezasos the Unbound Imagine if you could create something like a treadmill that could handle and harness your speed without causing danger to yourself or others. All that energy, and you just have to close your eyes and run.
-Writer- You could literally power large cities and store enough power to make fossil fuels useless for power clearing up pollution
As for the slave button:
It said *wishes*, which is plural.
It also did not say you couldn’t be freed.
Have one wish for your master to free you 2 seconds after enslaving you and another wish to get infinite wishes.
air conditioning or you could wish for omnipotence and rule the world
Wish to be a slave to your happiness.
I think it's implied you're a slave forever. If you wish for freedom, you won't have any more wishes come true, which nullifies the "infinite wishes" wish.
What if you redifine the word "slave" so that it is no longer something bad and it means something like having an enjoyable life?
I wish that my slave owner is the nicest person on the face of the earth and he paid for everything I want and has unlimited amount of money and he gives me very easy work to do
42:43
Thanos would press that button
“A small price to pay for salvation”
Lol mat pat is so competitive
To the question about winning every argument. It says "your opinion will always be wrong". Here's why that doesn't work: opinions are by their very nature subjective, thus they literally cannot be right or wrong.
If someone’s opinion is that one race is better than another, their opinion is wrong. Opinions can be wrong when there is objective truth. To your point, though, an opinion can’t be wrong when there is not an objective truth, such as in preferences.
Griffin hahahahahah
In my opinion, the sky is green and the grass is blue.
I know I saw a response to me. Yes, I know that what I said are facts and therefore can't be opinions. I was just having a little joke is all. Not sure if you will see this as it appears that either you deleted your response or it got hidden for some reason.
CrouTheBlackwing They might mean morally wrong, rather than factually wrong
I love Matpat and Steph❤️
+Alanna H who is she, i'm not an avid gt live watcher so i don't know what way she is affiliated with MatPat
+Magnificent Spud wife
+Magnificent Spud Wife
+Magnificent Spud mat's girlfriend
+adjrv vrjda thanks, i thought she could have been his sister (they do look quite similar) didn't know he was married tho, good for him
For the count of victory, I believe it was seven #TeamRed and five #TeamBlue wins, with two #TeamPurple wins, but I'm not sure.
Stephanie is very persuasive. Even when I initially agreed for MatPat, she's a much better debater and I almost always sided with BLUE.
And that's putting aside the bias of blue being my favourite colour.
Sheep
?
I'm saying Lauren's a sheep
Lauren A she had a big advantage because most of the time she was going last and she is a woman who are instinvtively better liars which makes arguing easier with more believable facial expressions. also she extremely twists every situation which is an obvious choice.
I am not a sheep. And thank you for the wonderful insight, Travis.
That intro was *EXTREMELY* heartwarming.I know I'm gonna enjoy this video
18:56, ha jokes on yall im bi, so ill just go with the guy of my dreams and none of my friends die
Because straight females don't exist everyone.
@@FranXiT Who?
@@FranXiT What?
24:30 Imma leave a quote here from DBZ
Goku : "Answer me Vegeta! Did you let yourself be a slave?"
Vegeta : "Tell me. Is it Slavery when you get what you want?"
23:34 if you are a slave and have all your wishes granted, but cant wish to not be a slave, cant you just wish for a benevolent master who is kind and takes good care of you and just wish for all your tasks to magically complete themselves?
+GOOGLE STAHP PLZ i'd wish that I had more wishes to wish I could to wish away slavery
+GOOGLE STAHP PLZ Or wish for enough money to buy yourself out of slavery, thus becoming a slave to yourself.
*the first question*
Deadpool? Is that you?
Chloe Watson lol
"At the end of the day, it's a face. A face I'd be happy to sit on"
i thought that too, just about to comment!
I was about to comment that lol
nah, the power is so much weaker than Deadpools, He can't die while you can just regrow limbs
here's a challenge
try to pause the video when both of them blink at the same time
done
done
Done
paused at 19.58..
They look cute together ^^
Done 1:11
Nugget is offended. Nugget likes his leapfrog....
Nugget, what are you doing here?
NT Live! Make it real Mat.
NUGGET
This needs more likes 🐌🍄🎻🎨🍋🌿🌾🌼🌻🌺🍃🍂🍁🍀🌹🌸🌷💐♠
Who else read this in Steph's nugget voice
yeah matpat, that was good explanation for 100mph run with eyes closed.. but!
how about you run at treadmill?
that treadmill which its modified to generate electricity...
add some voltage regulators, attach some batteries and boom!
free energy! simple :3
nothing to worry about crashing~ push that button!
PS: can't stop laughing at this~
you guys are such a cute couple! just get a room already.. that what was im thinking, ahahaha!
“You hit puberty five times as fast, do you want that?” Yeah number one that won’t happen, number two if it did it would last a little over a year at most.
Nice
I like that the intro is literally "Hello Internet,welcome to game" 😂😂😂
I was really interested by the convincing question. At first I thought it could be good for business, maybe convincing people you’ll be successful and be wrong, then I realized that would backfire. And THEN I realized, you could use that power to dupe your hypothetical enemies into self destructive action. For example, suggesting that a political party vote against their own policies to forward their own agenda is false, but you would win the argument and convince them to that behavior, therefore forwarding your own party. Food for thought
Comments in 30:30 is from 46 years ago *mindblown*
Hsterts Hertz OMG
Hsterts Hertz Finally someone noticed!
it's a known bug
In the case of the pennies, in my bank, if you have an account with them and bring coins in to sort with the machine, you don't have to pay the bank anything. You get every bit of that
that was totally a Deadpool reference at the beginning there
shut up I'm dead pool
I saw it too
+Shauna Atosiak what does that even mean
I see the reference
THANK YOU!!
who says your a slave for labor, maybe your a slave to the love of your partner
Maybe wish for your master to give you work like “ just gimme that cup of coffee and you'll be done for the day"
ye
You can wish your slave owner to be nice or change them entirely
Ikr thats what i thought of immediately
"I wish I was my own master."
That slave labour debate was incredible.
Liam Beerens I would wish for a gun to kill my slaver and I guess money
Liam Beerens can't u just walk out and not do as ur told and use wishes to be safe
Liam Beerens 1)Be a Roman slave
2)Wish for more money than needed to be a free person
3)Enjoy wealth
This question is extremely easy as long as you know more than 1 type of slaves.
not really MatPat just didn't have a good opposition, you could just wish for mind controlling powers so you could get your slave owner to do whatever you want them to do including freeing you or doing the work for you and also letting you do whatever you want
I wish that my slave owner is the nicest person on the face of the earth and he paid for everything I want and has unlimited amount of money and he gives me very easy work to do
GTL: Gets through 6 questions in this 1:30.
Everyone else: Gets through 60 questions in 1:30
Me: Gets through 600 questions in 1:30
+John Nalepa
Me: Gets over whelmed and quits...
are you a cuber? cuz I am
SCOFIE Yeah I'm a cuber... Why?
19:46
Suck it up and carry them both out.
What if the girl of your dreams is your best friend?
Kaydee Dot Ooooh!
I literally just posted that a few seconds before seeing this comment. Nice lol
I would throw her out a window and then pick him up to save both.
What if you don't have any friends?
Then a part of them dies, making them only your best friend, or the girl of your dreams.
Steph had an interesting strategy on the tacos. She either didn't have anything to go with and made up the growing thing, or accidentially misintepreted it. We use slashes to mean that these are multiple times the same phrase, so it would actully be "You develope yourself five times faster" if we focus on just that one. I don't know too many people who can or even want to develope themself to age
26:40 You can wish for a kind master that will let you do whatever you want.
1:09:45
"Oh no what's going on!!"
*Cat comes in picture*
Black screen
why wouldt you wish for a nice master?(slave question)
wouldnt*
Good thinking. I thought of that too.
You could even wish that he will die or free you after some time
Dawid Marcisz Weird how we seem to have thought of this fast but they didnt although theyre really good at this
I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO AND NO ONE SAID ANYTHING.
Awh that hug was adorable 😂
the first question is basicly: do you want to be Deadpool?
+Amy Scarecrow ikr
+Amy Scarecrow But Deadpool is also insane.
right
About to comment that. lol.
yop
Steph: "You can't see 100 miles ahead of a you"
I don't think anyone with this power is running for a mile
26:46 You could wish that you could mind-control your owner. Anyone else think of that?
Queen Luna Crystal the Minecraft MLP i did
Steph is wrong, Aladdin genie couldn’t grant his own wishes
But Aladdin gave him his last wish
Stephanie can debate
surprisingly
yes better then matpat
+Noah Lindsay not really she just pulls donald trumps alot (speaking over the other debater and complaining moments later)
+chainsawmilo nah she actually had good reasonable points for the most part
+chainsawmilo MatPat was the one who spoke over her, Stephanie let him finish MOST of the time
49:07 I'll just run at 99mph so I can keep my eyes open
That not how it works
I like Steph's main way through these arguments is fear mongering
Regarding the winning an argument, but your opinion is always wrong it doesn't matter. If you were to become a lawyer you aren't always fighting on the side you necessarily agree with (aka the side that agrees with your opinion) so if you know that your opinion is always wrong you simply become a lawyer for the side you don't agree with therefore helping the correct side. This works with anything such as if you thought the geocentric model was correct then you would argue for the heliocentric model and you would win for the correct side
Kelsey Parente not true at all most of the time he's right he is reasonable now please go buy a brain sure sometimes he's wrong but you've only known that now because he was mostly wrong this episode /:
Kelsey Parente that is some of throst pretenshiosh bullshit I've seen on the internet
IFY QuiiN what do you mean? I don’t understand what point you are trying to make sorry
Emma Lud I mean I think it makes sense. Unless it doesn’t which is completely possible 😂
Kelsey I think tmyou are full of bullshit personally
You can wish for your owner(from the “wishes but slave” button) to be a nice person and be your friend above all else. You’re still a slave, but it comes second to friendship. Boom. Minds blown.
Wish for a slave master that just just wants you to get them coffee and stuff
Plot twist... the coffee corner is on the 111th floor of a sky scraper and there is no elevator.
and the stuff is 50 shades of gray
"It has not been easy for me. I started in Brooklyn and my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."
In pennies
did anyone else notice Tacos was capitalized as to show it was a heavenly figure
1:06:35 that's a slippery slope fallacy. Just bcos an even may lead to another event doesn't mean it will. Just bcos earning 1quadrillion dollars each day may lead you to killing your loved ones, doesn't mean it will happen.
Like matt said, you gain something and will lose nothing.
1: team blue
2:team blue
3:team blue
4: team red
5: team blue
6:purpleeeee SLOTH ARMYYYYY
7:team red
8:team blue
9: bluuuuueeeee
10: hot dog fetish (team blue)
11: b l u e
Spoilers?!?
Okay, with the speed thing. Two words:
Quicksilver.
Flash.
But their eyes are open so they can see where they're going as opposed to your eyes closed and untrained
For that girl of your dreams question, the friend didn't specify as being a good friend, they could be toxic and narcicisstic!
They're still human ur gonna watch a person die and lose ur humanity like that just to get some perfect girl who wont even care about u?
7:18, Mathew have you seen celebs and VIPs today. You don't need to look nice to get a relationship. Just look at Donald Trump.
touka kaneki clap and a half for this amazing point that you've made.
And she was arrested for this comment
#worsethanblobfish
YOU COULD RUN 99MPH AND STILL HAVE YOUR EYES OPEN!!!!!
Exactly what I was thinking.
That's what I commented,but that comment is lost in a black hole of Choco-Taco arguments 🍫+taco(no taco emoji)
gage hartman lol
that's what I said 🙃
+gage hartman there is a taco emoji
Wait I know emojis yet hate them
The first one is basically deadpool.
+Adam Bechtel OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH #SHOTSFIRED
#burnsfordeadpool
Ure so correct
She could have used it as an argument to help her case.
I didn't notest that
the develop question: BUT DA GROWTH PAINS!
ElzodoesGaming As a tall person I can relate to this
Steph you should have said in the first stage: "you'll be deadpool" everyone would press it for you in the spot
Matpat and Stephanie. We love you. happy new year.
Even if your opinion is wrong you can argue the morally right side.
"Wrong opinion" is an impossible term.
Of course I would press the button. I'd totally be Deadpool.
and you also get to eat TACOS for the rest of your life HELL YEAH I'D PRESS THAT BUTTON!
But deadpool isnt the ugliest thing on the earth there are some ugly animals and sum ugle humans hav u sene people with birth deffects there prty fugly and ull be even uglier than that
+L Nguyen thats why u wear a mask
I'm happy that after all this time you still go back to old video's to read comments and participate. signs of a good youtuber.
Pieter Pauwels Thx?
55:50 just bcos you can run at 100mph doesn't mean you have to. You could run at 90mph or even 99mph and still be able to open your eyes bcos the question only says that you cannot open your eyes while running at 100mph.
MatPat, I want that Dating Simulator theory now please! I've been waiting for ages!
The first question is basically will you become deadpool or not.
#TeamPurple
1:07:08 this is not even insurance. Yeah at the base of it, it seems like an insurance policy but you I'm case of a regular insurance policy you have to pay money. This is like free insurance.
24:22 It doesn't say you couldn't escape after becoming a slave. And it said YOUR wishes, NOT YOUR OWNER. I would push the button because of those reasons.
SlyMcKing It says you become a slave, not that you are permanently a slave. Just easily live out your owner, or make them nicer, be like a butler. Black Butler would be a nice example of what could happen.
Or you can just wish for freedom?
3:50 Sooo your Deadpool.
That's what I thought💀
+Jinn bs Without voices in your head
+RandomGerman Guy
Just wait for a few decapitations.
Because that's likely to happen irl.
+RandomGerman Guy
I never said it was a bad choice, I was just saying thats how deadpool got the voices.
# jasonisthebestonthecrew proof at 1:08:40 many stabs and a halfs would have been lost if not for him
For the first one, you're not becoming a hero, you're becoming a government secret.
OMG. Choco-Tacos.
HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD OF THIS BEFORE!!!
Me. Want. CHOCO-TACOS!!!!
At 48:33, I'm going to go with mat on this one because you don't ALWAYS have to run at that speed. You could run 65 mph or you could run faster or slower. You are not ALWAYS going at the momentum. You also ONLY when you are running at 100 mph will you have to close your eyes, anything lower than that you could have your eyes wide open, and I agree with mat's reasoning with you running in the Olympics and stuff.
On the first question, I was going for steph, but then mat gave me a convincing reason not to press the button
55:55 you can run in short bursts while blinking, super useful. Plus you can just NOT USE IT this is the exact same as the money one, you're getting a thing that you didn't have before, why not.
just run 99 miles per hour and you'll be fine with open eyes
Ninja Flash Gamer 😦omg ur right
Leave This Channel Please I thought of that instantly
It's a good thought, but there's nothing in the question that mentions regulation of speed, so the only thing you can safely assume, is that you can only run faster than your normal speed with you eyes closed, and that you can only run at 100 mph if you're not going your normal speed. Plus, the physics of running at either 99 or 100 mph SUCK
but what if the girl of your dream can time travel and save the friend
+Derpy Pickle Gamer OMG SO RIGHT
Didn't think of that
Yeah... that's not how Time Travel works...
Sounds like Life is Strange
+Florfy5
What are you talking about? How would some random person on the internet know how time travel works?
With the pennies. They never said it the pennies are rolled already or not.
Lol, I sat through an hour of this before I realized how easily MatPat and Stephanie can manipulate me 🤣
The first one is basically Deadpool.
Number 1: Yes, I would be Deadpool.
First question at the beginning, DO THEY EVEN KNOW DEADPOOL?!?!?!
The girl of your dreams was never implied to also have been in danger, it's only the best friend.
Fun fact. Blobfish die once they hit the surface because the of the pressure difference
R.I.P
Blobfish
Stupid enough to go on land
52:00 have you ever tried staying in a straight line with your eyes closed?
Practice makes perfect
Just run at 99.99999999. With ur eyes open
riccardovamos I don't think it works that way
That would work
No it wouldn't work. I assume you can ONLY run that fast with your eyes closed. With your eyes open, you just run at normal, average speeds.
When you blink, you close your eyes, it takes 4 milliseconds to blink, therefore rapidly blink and have bursts of 100mph long enough to maintain speed and see at the same time
Intro was so cute. Also binge watching all of the streams from the beginning
in the slavery and infinite wishes one, you could wish to be enslaved by you best friend or wish to not do any work
would you rather tell your crush that you like him/her but he/she will not like you back or not tell your crush that you like him/her but he/she likes you back. (you wont be with your crush eitherway)
Skyelre Potato I'd rather tell because then I would know rather than liking them but never falling through with asking them and SlyMcKing that would be better but the point is that there is no 100% happy ending
You. Are. Evil.
That Potato I'd tell them, then eventually I'd get over that person.
All of you are stupid, you don't tell them but,now here me out here, you tell your friend to tell them OOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR you could just wait for her to jut tell you
43:48 i always read "hermione" as herm-ee-own
21:20
"You are good people"
Sure *Stares at him while pressing the button without a doubt
that "ugly" thing is a blobfish. it is one of the least ugly compared to other fish. #stopthehate