Will YOU Press the Button? - I CAN'T Resist!

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

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  • @raest2093
    @raest2093 8 лет назад +542

    MatPat: I could be Jason for a week!
    MatPat: No. No one wants that.
    Jason: I don't even want that.

  • @10Bendog
    @10Bendog 9 лет назад +111

    Matt: I already have married the perfect person.
    Stefanie: WHO IS SHE!?!

  • @lilscenechick1995
    @lilscenechick1995 8 лет назад +130

    15:25 I relate with MatPat, I've had vivid dreams where I feel sensations and/or strong emotions. One dream I was impaled and I woke up with the "pain" like he said. It's not real pain but it's like a throbbing kind of feeling similar to pain. Another dream I was strangled and I actually woke up choking. And I've woken up crying before. It's weird. I know it's a dream after I wake up (and even when I'm sleeping I'm aware I'm just dreaming). It's something I experience so MatPat isn't the only one.

    • @pzarn3574
      @pzarn3574 7 лет назад +2

      Rissa Renee I completely agree with you and have had very similar experiences

    • @danielventer5192
      @danielventer5192 7 лет назад +2

      Once I was dreaming and I got shot so many times when I woke up I felt every shot

    • @awesomecat42
      @awesomecat42 6 лет назад +1

      Once I had a dream in which I was mauled by a panther, and when I woke up my cat was kneading my neck. When I woke up I yelped which startled her, and I still have the scar on my chest from where she jumped off (TBH it probably wouldn't have scared if I had remembered to put Neosporin on it).

    • @hue3446
      @hue3446 6 лет назад +1

      I woke up crying, too. If I fall in a dream and wake up, I flinch. I also once had a scary dream and I woke up not being able to move because I was scared. I relate to you and him too.

    • @Beesandsugar
      @Beesandsugar 6 лет назад +1

      I have woken up with scratches sometimes when I have a nightmare.

  • @matthewspeechley1131
    @matthewspeechley1131 7 лет назад +125

    "Nudity is better in pairs"
    MatPat 2016

  • @Cambria.Weinert
    @Cambria.Weinert 8 лет назад +124

    Watching matpat get jealous is adorable

    • @amberdaze7892
      @amberdaze7892 7 лет назад +3

      when did he get jealous? I must have missed that part.

    • @AlohiDC
      @AlohiDC 4 года назад

      Jenny Shull was that really necessary?

    • @tylersprouse6861
      @tylersprouse6861 3 года назад +3

      @@amberdaze7892 It was around the 1:10:00-1:15:00 mark

  • @DeCorachannel
    @DeCorachannel 9 лет назад +449

    Mat and Steph have officially become my reallife OTP :D

    • @GTLive
      @GTLive  9 лет назад +76

      +DeCora Haha! Thanks :D

    • @ryanlycan
      @ryanlycan 9 лет назад +3

      +GTLive i love you mattpat you are so good and smart i love your theoris and your gf is so beautiful and that joke abaut mark in the walking deaf theory

    • @ADownedPhoenix
      @ADownedPhoenix 9 лет назад +1

      +GTLive 15:00 I do, feel pAin after my dreams sometimes that is.

    • @Julie-rr1jf
      @Julie-rr1jf 9 лет назад +1

      StephPat.

    • @theowl6x397
      @theowl6x397 9 лет назад +1

      +GTLive I have dreams like that, they're horrifying! I feel for you..

  • @Shala69
    @Shala69 8 лет назад +75

    "One of us is gonna live forever"
    matpat is the immortal and the restless confirmed

  • @sauloaa1
    @sauloaa1 7 лет назад +34

    51:42
    MatPat: Caffeine is my drug of choice
    Me: Diet Coke is your drug of choice, don't go lying live...

    • @justatheorist.3864
      @justatheorist.3864 3 года назад +1

      old but diet coke has caffine

    • @sauloaa1
      @sauloaa1 3 года назад

      @@justatheorist.3864 Well... You have a point i completely forgot about that.

  • @Xprentas
    @Xprentas 9 лет назад +57

    There's a flaw in the "marry the perfect person, live forever" one. What if you marry a perfect person who also pressed the button?

    • @twinsister2780
      @twinsister2780 9 лет назад +1

      +Rob Collins Then you both live forever.

    • @Xprentas
      @Xprentas 9 лет назад +1

      And there's the flaw

    • @twinsister2780
      @twinsister2780 9 лет назад +2

      Rob Collins Whatif there was a 50-50 chance for one of the two to die of a heart attack or something?

    • @Xprentas
      @Xprentas 9 лет назад +2

      Well, that wouldn't happen. They have the pain of a heart attack, and live

    • @laurijokinen6120
      @laurijokinen6120 8 лет назад

      what are the odds of that tho?
      one in uhh
      (Well soon or mby even now one in 8 bilion

  • @shotty7160
    @shotty7160 9 лет назад +135

    I swear when you guys get so deep in these questions ya'll are High lol
    Matt: "I could be a PLANET!!"
    Wifey: WOAAAH

    • @lambsauce1173
      @lambsauce1173 9 лет назад

      xD nice one.

    • @AceWolf456
      @AceWolf456 9 лет назад

      You're saying you wouldn't be a planet for a week?

    • @shotty7160
      @shotty7160 9 лет назад +1

      aye man, not gonna lie...
      being Saturn and throwing my self at the earth would be fun. slicing stuff up with my rings

    • @emihahn
      @emihahn 9 лет назад +12

      Btw, "wifey" 's name is Stephinie

    • @shotty7160
      @shotty7160 9 лет назад

      thx

  • @highcaliber350
    @highcaliber350 9 лет назад +220

    Matt's wife is perfect. I really hope I can find a woman like her when I get older.

    • @wheredidmyfishgo1199
      @wheredidmyfishgo1199 9 лет назад +47

      I agree. I know many will call her hot, but that would be disrespectful. I choose to tell MatPat that wife is a wonderful and beautiful woman, and i wish him best of luck for his marriage.

    • @kasc_krazy5440
      @kasc_krazy5440 9 лет назад +17

      +Darth Milo she plays videogames idgaf if she's hot or not

    • @theadventurerwalrus6145
      @theadventurerwalrus6145 9 лет назад +13

      +Yo Mama No hes donald trump.

    • @TheCakeisamazing
      @TheCakeisamazing 9 лет назад +5

      +The Ninja Tiger too far man

    • @ADownedPhoenix
      @ADownedPhoenix 9 лет назад

      +The Ninja Tiger HA HA HA HA that is one sick burn.

  • @Esbreonforever
    @Esbreonforever 7 лет назад +27

    28:44 "you have a 7 day lifespan & are kind of obnoxious" or you get eaten by your cat on day 1 lol

  • @awesomecat42
    @awesomecat42 7 лет назад +67

    My friend says that it should be pronounced Gif instead of Jif because the G in GIF stands for graphics, not jraphics.

    • @connorm4950
      @connorm4950 6 лет назад +1

      awesomecat42 Then what do The I and F mean

    • @awesomecat42
      @awesomecat42 6 лет назад +12

      GIF is an acronym which means Graphic Interchange Format, similarly to how PNG stands for Portable Network Graphics (Ah, the things you learn in Digital Media class).

    • @TylerGoatMan
      @TylerGoatMan 9 месяцев назад

      Your friend is correct.

  • @samo5248
    @samo5248 7 лет назад +54

    to understand someone completely you must know their worst experience

  • @CrouTheBlackwing
    @CrouTheBlackwing 4 года назад +13

    Mr. Darcy: *exists*
    MatPat: *executes "TRIGGERED.EXE"*

  • @Bombom1300
    @Bombom1300 7 лет назад +84

    My issue with the read a book by touching it, says you can only read books. You can't read anything online.

    • @tylerstudio9104
      @tylerstudio9104 7 лет назад +2

      I'll be fine with that I love reading book 🙂

    • @megantousignant8544
      @megantousignant8544 7 лет назад

      Reading online hurts my head while reading a book doesn't

    • @kaischreurs2488
      @kaischreurs2488 6 лет назад +1

      you could print it

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 6 лет назад +1

      HannaMouse1 Well, you still can but instead of 1 book every few days/weeks, it would be 10000 a day.

    • @SMForge
      @SMForge 5 лет назад

      Do binders or correlated pages count as books?
      If so you could just print stuff off and absorb it that way.

  • @adricow
    @adricow 8 лет назад +13

    Matpat LOOKED so offended and scared saying Steph would leave him for Mr.Darci. poor Matpat XD

  • @a.morphous66
    @a.morphous66 7 лет назад +8

    12:41 I just realized that I would have to relive MatPat's pumpkin seed thing if I pushed that button and shook hands with him at a convention or something. I'm not doing that.

  • @wolfydawolf1296
    @wolfydawolf1296 8 лет назад +21

    MatPat, you're not the only one who gets those "this feels like it should be hurting but isn't quite and it's happening for no real reason" feelings, except i get them when i read, not from dreams
    like when i read that a character in a gory book gets stabbed in the gut, my stomach gets that feeling, or if someone sticks their thumb in a character's eye, i get the feeling in my eyes
    it's pretty uncomfortable...

  • @Jack-jw6xb
    @Jack-jw6xb 8 лет назад +36

    48:00 Wouldn't Steph also become lesbian, so it would work out?

  • @erwinbogumil207
    @erwinbogumil207 9 лет назад +35

    You know what they say: "A cactus a day, keeps mortality away".

    • @erwinbogumil207
      @erwinbogumil207 9 лет назад

      +Erwin Bogumil Also what about poop pie, or american pie, or plain out moldy old pie?

    • @hipro84secondary23
      @hipro84secondary23 9 лет назад

      +Erwin bogumil funny joke but y did u comment on your own comment

    • @erwinbogumil207
      @erwinbogumil207 9 лет назад

      Kris Lyons Because I am too lazy to edit it, it is just a bad habit of mine :D

  • @azizabrown
    @azizabrown 8 лет назад +134

    Steph is so pretty! I like her hair

    • @candycane5032
      @candycane5032 7 лет назад +6

      Aziza Brown she is really pretty, I like her sweater.

    • @ariajacobs5719
      @ariajacobs5719 6 лет назад +5

      They're adorable together. They're both super good looking.

    • @arrowdaddy0369
      @arrowdaddy0369 6 лет назад

      Creepy

    • @AlphaWlfe
      @AlphaWlfe 6 лет назад +11

      Arrow daddy 03 how is that creepy? They’re just complimenting her. Can people not do that?

  • @ResaChiic
    @ResaChiic 8 лет назад +48

    42:41 - i would totally press the button. 2/3 chance to survive (still majority!), and if i dont, i can pass the money onto family in my will or whatever

    • @joeywild2011
      @joeywild2011 8 лет назад +5

      Resa Chiic Covers That's great reasoning

    • @rheaaulia7803
      @rheaaulia7803 7 лет назад +3

      Also, you can die tomorrow anyway even if you choose not to press the button. We never know how long we will live. So for me, the odds doesn't really matter.

    • @thatpotato37
      @thatpotato37 7 лет назад

      smart 😨

    • @AlphaWlfe
      @AlphaWlfe 6 лет назад

      Resa Chiic Covers SOMEONE SAID IT! FINALLY!!!!

  • @wizzard7107
    @wizzard7107 7 лет назад +28

    yup have u ever cryed in a dream but when u wake up u also cry?

  • @wolfydawolf1296
    @wolfydawolf1296 8 лет назад +7

    23:14 nopenopenope, you will NOT BE alone forever, you can make new friends but you'll definitely be sad every time one dies

  • @hikaru-live
    @hikaru-live 8 лет назад +25

    I would take the read book by touching thing. Road signs and the like are no longer necessary as you can just absorb the map so you know where to go by heart.

    • @sntslxth8814
      @sntslxth8814 8 лет назад +2

      Fucking Genuis.

    • @hikaru-live
      @hikaru-live 8 лет назад +10

      Star Powder Heck. Spend an afternoon in the Library of Congress or the like, absorb absolutely anything and everything there, and whenever life cones recall knowledge, put them in use, and head on.

    • @nolan2655
      @nolan2655 8 лет назад +1

      no no no you would be paper regardless of what's on it you won't know where to go

    • @mathewsmith2281
      @mathewsmith2281 8 лет назад

      dude, you still have your old memory, could you really remember all of the library of Congress

    • @Bombom1300
      @Bombom1300 7 лет назад

      The issue with that one, is it only says you can read books by touching them, but you can't ready anything with your eyes. Anything electronic is closed off to you.

  • @maleahbuchanan4439
    @maleahbuchanan4439 7 лет назад +3

    It's so cute how even when they're arguing u can tell how much they luv each other matpats like u will leave me ur not gonna have that power lol

  • @theintrepid7583
    @theintrepid7583 4 года назад +2

    For the first one, the physicist in me just has to point out that, per Special Relativity, moving at a high speed causes you to literally experience the passage of time slower. This is the basis for things like the twin paradox As an all powerful God, you would certainly be able to constantly travel at or approaching the speed of light, meaning time would basically never pass for you. You would avoid the second condition altogether.
    Another win for Einstein!

  • @samstalgia
    @samstalgia 2 года назад +3

    Wow I sure love watching streams from 6 YEARS AGO
    They’re so entertaining even if it has bad quality

  • @SYAmanTDHTheDiamondHunter
    @SYAmanTDHTheDiamondHunter 8 лет назад +7

    "Even if no one knows you did it, YOU know you did it"
    -Stephanie, 2015

  • @bandoftp
    @bandoftp 9 лет назад +52

    GOOD JOB ON RUclips REWIND!!!

    • @MikoajLinczewski
      @MikoajLinczewski 9 лет назад

      I swear i saw him in the scary/5nights at freddie's scene

    • @DJKacu.
      @DJKacu. 9 лет назад

      +Mikołaj Linczewski Really? I didn't saw him. Need to watch it again. :D

    • @DJKacu.
      @DJKacu. 9 лет назад

      +Mikołaj Linczewski Ok I got it and I'm ashamed for that I didn't saw it first time.

    • @lukeanimal
      @lukeanimal 9 лет назад

      +Mikołaj Linczewski yep, he was the person in the middle eating pizza

    • @TheBodyOnPC
      @TheBodyOnPC 9 лет назад +1

      +Brando Orofina pbs.twimg.com/media/CVzg--nVAAAtEzO.png

  • @jgzitxxitcocllh
    @jgzitxxitcocllh 8 лет назад +95

    Hey MatPat! I once had a dream where I was stung and woke up with a pain. It didn't go away for two hours...
    Anyone else?

    • @mr.mister2640
      @mr.mister2640 8 лет назад +1

      Indi Bindi same but it wasn't pain

    • @nouveau_nouveau
      @nouveau_nouveau 8 лет назад +7

      Cyclonus it was crippling depression

    • @ElfyTheGamingElf
      @ElfyTheGamingElf 8 лет назад +1

      Raspoint IM GAYYEE

    • @theomega7project326
      @theomega7project326 8 лет назад +2

      I remember getting shot in a dream once when I was 9 and I didn't breathe for several minutes

    • @kingfluffybuns6889
      @kingfluffybuns6889 8 лет назад +2

      Yeah once I was shot in the gut within my dream and when I woke up I couldn't move my stomach for a whole minute. I was so freaked out.

  • @vecystim9102
    @vecystim9102 9 лет назад +14

    22.33 that question is ez for me
    first enjoy your happy life
    after the other person dies you can train for 500 years straight couse you cant die
    and then you become ONE PUNCH MAN

    • @vecystim9102
      @vecystim9102 9 лет назад

      +Vjinniep B or you break a leg or turn blind and then your boned

    • @shihasu9227
      @shihasu9227 9 лет назад

      WORK SO HARD THAT YOU LOSE ALL HAIR AND GET A SUPER SHINY HEAD.

    • @firozahmed431
      @firozahmed431 9 лет назад

      +Vjinniep B true like if you live 4ever, no doctors. That one was tough

    • @SkyriderMC
      @SkyriderMC 8 лет назад +1

      +Vjinniep B what if you both push the button?

  • @shinymilotic778
    @shinymilotic778 8 лет назад +56

    44:00 i dont care about being a side charcter i get to play pokemon become a champion catch legendary pokemon and make myself a main character.

    • @shinymilotic778
      @shinymilotic778 8 лет назад

      53:15 thats called brail ya dumbasses

    • @lindabailey1561
      @lindabailey1561 8 лет назад

      +Shiny Milotic you need to leave him alone

    • @lindabailey1561
      @lindabailey1561 8 лет назад

      +Shiny Milotic you need to leave him alone

    • @smyers09
      @smyers09 8 лет назад +2

      Pokemon is so stupid. Youkai Watch is a much better anime, and a great game.

    • @shinymilotic778
      @shinymilotic778 8 лет назад

      [Derp7]Proto Doraemon all day

  • @paradarks1353
    @paradarks1353 9 лет назад +5

    oh my gosh. thank you steph. You becoming a fly and ending all cruelty will help me with my bullying problem. *tears of happiness*

  • @TheEborden
    @TheEborden 7 лет назад +1

    In regards to the dream pain. I believe your brain continues to process the stimuli your body is receiving as you dream and incorporates it into your dreams. It's not that you dreamed that you had pain and it manifested afterwards, just that something was causing you pain while you slept and your brain gave it a reason in your dream. Same reason you always dream of water or going to the bathroom when you wet the bed or why repetitive noises always manifest themselves as something being hammered in a dream, etc. etc

  • @collectorofmyst2107
    @collectorofmyst2107 8 лет назад +93

    On the kill people by thinking about it - What if you got really angry at someone you loved?

  • @jeremiahpohl3596
    @jeremiahpohl3596 8 лет назад +9

    Living forever? personally I first thought of Queen. "Who wants to live forever"

  • @katelockinger9858
    @katelockinger9858 7 лет назад +7

    I'm from Canada so I tell American accents, and MatPat's is awesome

  • @Spellshot693
    @Spellshot693 7 лет назад +1

    45:30. Tom Bombadil doesn't turn into a bear. Lol

  • @josepep
    @josepep 9 лет назад +30

    you could read any old and forgotten language books!

    • @chloepotter1524
      @chloepotter1524 9 лет назад

      What are those?

    • @chloepotter1524
      @chloepotter1524 9 лет назад +1

      +Chloe Potter don't we have iPads to correct our grammar

    • @emihahn
      @emihahn 9 лет назад

      +Chloe Potter HA!

    • @cheshiretiger5698
      @cheshiretiger5698 8 лет назад

      +Jose Luis Castaneda but you cant read anything that isnt in a book. Text on a screen like subtitles, and the majority of the internet would not compute

  • @aceranderson7956
    @aceranderson7956 8 лет назад +20

    one time I had this dream where I got backstabbed (literally) and when I woke up, jumped and fell out my bed and my back felt numb.

    • @aceranderson7956
      @aceranderson7956 8 лет назад +8

      oh btw MatPat, I can totally relate to you with that "post-painful" experience after a really bad dream. You're not the only one. :)

    • @blitz1714
      @blitz1714 8 лет назад +2

      Acer Anderson same #weird

    • @sorbetandroboren3948
      @sorbetandroboren3948 7 лет назад

      One time I had a dream about Legos and in the middle of the night rolled off bed into a giant bucket of Legos by my bed

  • @tylerstudio9104
    @tylerstudio9104 7 лет назад +3

    Matpat: no I don't have a hate list of course not
    Me:me neither(slides hate list into pocket)

  • @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185
    @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 4 года назад +2

    1:04:46 I have friends who eat parts of candles,paper all sorts.

  • @dabaws4567
    @dabaws4567 7 лет назад +14

    Go be a poop fly
    -Matpat 2015

  • @zkaine7083
    @zkaine7083 8 лет назад +9

    To questions number one:
    Many Screams were given from MattPatt that day

    • @archivesEris
      @archivesEris 8 лет назад +1

      MatPat is spelled with 1 "t" per syllable. As in MATthew PATrick. MATPAT

  • @t-r3y
    @t-r3y 8 лет назад +9

    #JealousPat when Steph mentions Mr.Darcy

  • @njfgrmygd2509
    @njfgrmygd2509 4 года назад +1

    one time i got a button that said
    "you can press this button or not but you will still find out if you were with the majority or not"
    so i pressed it

  • @abb_undance
    @abb_undance 8 лет назад +2

    Mat: Nobody wants to be Jason
    Jason: Not even I want that
    AWWW JASON

  • @ashe767
    @ashe767 8 лет назад +4

    "You could wear gloves"
    Dude, I want to wear gloves all the time anyway! You could dress all classy and cool!
    Ps, yeah, I've felt pain after dreaming. Only painful dreams, though.

  • @SquishyMain
    @SquishyMain 8 лет назад +36

    Skip is so cute and pretty!!

  • @wiggy5700
    @wiggy5700 6 лет назад +1

    For the killing one, set up a hitman business on tor and get people to mail the name and picture of the person. You could even advertise on billboards because nobody will ever know it was you. You make money, don’t get caught , stay alive and can kill your enemies. Also, it says at any time, so you could change history.

  • @WillWatches
    @WillWatches 9 лет назад +105

    Pfft you think one a week is a lot light yagami killed hundreds daily

    • @badegg4909
      @badegg4909 9 лет назад +4

      +William Mcmeekin
      I mean... you could also turn into a week younger version of yourself...immortality! kinda...

    • @brettripley895
      @brettripley895 9 лет назад

      +William Mcmeekin Let's go home Hide

    • @TheDkmariolink
      @TheDkmariolink 9 лет назад +2

      +William Mcmeekin And he went batshit insane. Once a week wouldn't make anyone insane, though. I don't think... But for life, maybe.

    • @hannanifakharuzzaman7158
      @hannanifakharuzzaman7158 9 лет назад +1

      SPOILERS FOR DEATH NOTE....
      he killed L man *weeps*

    • @buneter
      @buneter 9 лет назад +1

      +William Mcmeekin Until there were no more people left to kill

  • @PhantomDR
    @PhantomDR 8 лет назад +5

    my picks
    Q1: no just no!
    Q2: I honestly can't decide, seeing as would be interesting to have the ability but I wouldn't think of much I might want to for a week
    Q3: press it, I never remember my dreams so no problem and I assume most thing aren't that bad, might be a bit annoying if bumps count (not like it happens allot to me haha but still)
    Q4: no, killing like bad people would be amazing but having to kill at least 1 person to survive might become annoying
    Q5: no, I wouldn't be happy outliving the person I love (I personally would want to die if that happens but can't)
    Q6: no, it would be nice to safe all does animals but being a fly in return.. no thx
    Q7: the no train continued, only being happy and mad more or less couldn't be healthy
    Q8: I press it, I would make sure just in case the money would like go to my family,friends and donate in some sort of mix (assuming I get the 33 .3% died after I got the money)
    Q9: no, as cool as it would be live on a world from the "Tales of" game series because I would want to help or journey along with the main characters

    • @aw5kawdv371
      @aw5kawdv371 4 года назад

      I know this was three years ago but as for question 2, I would definitely say yes because you don't *have* to use your powers, so you could just never use it unless you needed to use it to survive.

  • @playfulltriceratops6421
    @playfulltriceratops6421 8 лет назад +105

    wait, from #2, can I turn into a pokemon then?

  • @vincentvonderlinden6952
    @vincentvonderlinden6952 3 года назад

    10:48
    You could put it that way that the phrase:" You have to stay in that form for a week." wouldn't allow any changes on your current body for a week, including any damage and would you therefor make you immortal for that period of time but also unable to move.
    Plus you would have to contain your human consciousness in order to keep aware of your identity and ability.
    That really is a tricky but yet interesting one.

  • @blastjer
    @blastjer 6 лет назад +4

    "Just got nuts on the brain."
    -Matthew Patrick, 2015

  • @thatpotato37
    @thatpotato37 7 лет назад +10

    i would summon my crush, except i call him a fictional character because the person who i would summon will actually talk to me and like me back 😊 ah how i wish i could have those powers..

  • @Crazyboy48263
    @Crazyboy48263 8 лет назад +23

    with the pie one: what if a flavor your allergic to comes up?

    • @Penumant
      @Penumant 7 лет назад +8

      Redfizz12 It doesn't say the ingredients change, only the flavor.

    • @thatpotato37
      @thatpotato37 7 лет назад

      ya

  • @ubiaron9848
    @ubiaron9848 7 лет назад +1

    i do feel pain when i wake up sometimes, but that's something normal- your brain creates an excuse for the pain you feel at night and it translates into a dream

  • @awesomecat42
    @awesomecat42 8 лет назад +3

    49:20 two words. COW PIE.

  • @cosmicgenesis1581
    @cosmicgenesis1581 9 лет назад +11

    5:49 ,theres a loop hole, you can recreat cacti to be not thorned and smooth to touch...

    • @highcaliber350
      @highcaliber350 9 лет назад

      yassss

    • @somesadpunkboi456
      @somesadpunkboi456 9 лет назад +1

      Or you could use the power of changing reality to make you not poop cactus

    • @Tepig28
      @Tepig28 9 лет назад

      good point

    • @Braincain007
      @Braincain007 9 лет назад

      bit ot is still unimaginably painful though

    • @PhlergmSchmlerghph
      @PhlergmSchmlerghph 9 лет назад

      +‫ליעד אופנהיים‬‎ there is a loop in each one

  • @axffxa3792
    @axffxa3792 8 лет назад +4

    I would press the button. Because if I can shape reality I would just make all cacti soft and not spiky

  • @MiloMurphysLaw
    @MiloMurphysLaw 3 года назад +1

    38:00 what about infinite money but you have a 1% chance of dying each day for the rest of your life

  • @wittyusername1827
    @wittyusername1827 8 лет назад +87

    I dream of the future. The first time it happened was first grade. Does anybody else dream of the future or is it just a coincidence?

    • @afkasdfFEWFHLGF
      @afkasdfFEWFHLGF 8 лет назад +1

      Don't go telling everyone that the FBI might get you! ! !)0 70

    • @afkasdfFEWFHLGF
      @afkasdfFEWFHLGF 8 лет назад

      Hopefully nobody can decode that

    • @summersolstice255
      @summersolstice255 8 лет назад +10

      Do you have the feeling where you see something, then you get déjà vu? Like you remember seeing it somewhere but you don't remember where?

    • @nightshade4706
      @nightshade4706 8 лет назад

      Same first time was 4 years old

    • @adinom687
      @adinom687 8 лет назад

      Eh sometimes

  • @samo5248
    @samo5248 7 лет назад +5

    35:23 I already am socially awkward :(

  • @skhtho
    @skhtho 9 лет назад +6

    Dose anyone else have dreams when there falling the all of a sudden wake up heavily breathing

    • @glonx639
      @glonx639 9 лет назад

      Completely normal to have them, haven't had one in while tho'

    • @kodascorpse8116
      @kodascorpse8116 9 лет назад

      Yes it's terrifying

    • @baconboi4482
      @baconboi4482 9 лет назад

      No I hit the ground and instantly wake up

    • @skhtho
      @skhtho 9 лет назад

      idk

    • @leonidasiii2857
      @leonidasiii2857 9 лет назад

      Usually when I wake up I can still feel myself falling for like a solid 10 seconds after I wake up

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 4 года назад +1

    Steph : "like in a game you can temporarily turn into a box so enemies will ignore you"
    Prey players : *laughs in turret*

  • @philosynfonie7307
    @philosynfonie7307 8 лет назад +7

    I can SO releate to Steph over Mr Darcy, it’s funny cause I only read/watched Pride & Prejudice because of GTlive.

  • @maleahbuchanan4439
    @maleahbuchanan4439 7 лет назад +9

    Geez matpat doesn't like mr darcy lol

  • @flyingsnowycats
    @flyingsnowycats 7 лет назад +5

    20:25 That's like a death note situation; even though your killing bad people, is it still the right thing to do?

    • @flyingsnowycats
      @flyingsnowycats 7 лет назад

      and, to go along with that question; what if you think about killing someone in your anger over that person when you don't really mean it, then end up killing your best friend, parent or whom ever else your close to that you had a fight with previously?

    • @DarkFlamesDarkness
      @DarkFlamesDarkness 7 лет назад +1

      Sonya Snow With great power, comes the restraint from killing indiscriminately.

    • @sylve2474
      @sylve2474 7 лет назад

      I think it is based on deathnote, when they make a new rule to prove him innocent, they make the rule that they can't go a week without writing a name or you die.

  • @OhHiLane
    @OhHiLane 6 лет назад +2

    1:39 MatPat signs “again” in ASL without even knowing lol

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 9 лет назад +34

    Kill a person a week or you die? Yes.
    Live forever, but be alone forever? Yes.
    I just mixed an unstoppable force and an immovable object. I mean, I'd kill a person a week, easily. But still, if I forget a week I might end existence......

    • @AceWolf456
      @AceWolf456 9 лет назад +3

      Adding Anarchy to the mix? I'm becoming a superhero. I'd press it.

    • @AceWolf456
      @AceWolf456 9 лет назад +3

      Now adding nudity, because I pressed that button too. Wow, this is wild.

    • @AceWolf456
      @AceWolf456 9 лет назад +3

      AND now time control, and an additional layer of immortality....if immortality stacks.

    • @LuckFourYou
      @LuckFourYou 9 лет назад +2

      +DHG x Ace Wolf XD these comments are amazing XD

    • @RoyalTheRebel
      @RoyalTheRebel 9 лет назад

      ik I want to kill every week cause I want to kill Justin bieber and I want to live forever cause I would be considered a god

  • @lukagrdzelishvili
    @lukagrdzelishvili 8 лет назад +27

    Now I wanna try out the seed thing

    • @majapalm8564
      @majapalm8564 8 лет назад +26

      no, no you dont.

    • @lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539
      @lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 7 лет назад +1

      I wonder how many of the people tried the seed thing after watching this? It's like really dangerous RUclips challenge! I hope it doesn't become one.

    • @jenaaiton5186
      @jenaaiton5186 6 лет назад +2

      Luka Grdzelishvili What part of this video told you that was a good idea??

  • @CraftQueenJr
    @CraftQueenJr 7 лет назад +6

    If I was a dragoness I would help the victims of hurricane Harvey

  • @einekonsequenz341
    @einekonsequenz341 7 лет назад +2

    To the question about making a fictional character come to live:
    I'd just write my own (bad) book about a character which gives super powers to whoever summoned it which last forever.

  • @whimsysfatemlp
    @whimsysfatemlp 9 лет назад +8

    You get any game you want on steam for free BUT you have to wait a year after you buy it to play

  • @p4n1c1t3
    @p4n1c1t3 8 лет назад +5

    1st question: I found a way around it. Make it so hours are a lot longer, or make it so they don't even exist.. Haha, loopholes. They're always there.
    2nd question: Change into a shapeshifter that does not have to stay something for a week.

    • @dwightquinn6243
      @dwightquinn6243 8 лет назад +1

      With the second one it would not work (and possibly for all UNLESS otherwise specified) as the rules of the button are absolute e.g. Cannot be overcame

    • @p4n1c1t3
      @p4n1c1t3 8 лет назад

      No. There's always a loophole.

    • @cjrkiller5115
      @cjrkiller5115 8 лет назад

      the point of the button is that you cannot alleviate your consequences in any way

    • @p4n1c1t3
      @p4n1c1t3 8 лет назад

      +CJRkiller Does it look like I care?

    • @dwightquinn6243
      @dwightquinn6243 8 лет назад

      He never sasid that you did, he, as I, simpily wished to enlighten you

  • @Bagel56Fatty
    @Bagel56Fatty 9 лет назад +23

    hey mat for your next video u so should watch all of the don't hug me I'm scared videos

    • @Bagel56Fatty
      @Bagel56Fatty 9 лет назад

      hey

    • @xaviers6538
      @xaviers6538 9 лет назад +2

      +ALTHEA “AL” DOHERTY He's seen a few of them, if not, most of them. Go to the Finebros channels or React channel or just look up RUclipsrs react to Don't hug me I'm scared. :)

    • @shameme6938
      @shameme6938 9 лет назад

      +ALTHEA “AL” DOHERTY YES!!! AND MAKE A THEORY VIDEO PLEASE!

    • @Bagel56Fatty
      @Bagel56Fatty 9 лет назад

      u should repliy to me

    • @Zilicon
      @Zilicon 9 лет назад

      +ALTHEA DOHERTY And also for the person that owns that youtube channel I don't know why someone would make videos that disturbing. And also how many Don't hug me I'm scared videos are there? I think there's like 5 vids.

  • @Deneberus
    @Deneberus 8 лет назад +2

    10:40 "You choose the top of the food chain!"
    The top of the food chain is humans......

  • @Ratnikchud
    @Ratnikchud 8 лет назад +10

    19:10 i dont have a hit list. what about isis and terrorists?

  • @reese6230
    @reese6230 6 лет назад +3

    “It’s Not Just About the Tea!” ~MatPat

  • @madmanwithaplan1826
    @madmanwithaplan1826 8 лет назад +4

    53:45 those are the eyes of a woman who wants her butt to be that book. haha just messin with you steph love you and matpat

  • @silvertheorist
    @silvertheorist 7 лет назад

    47:05
    Mat: Whoa... WHOA... huhh? Huuhh. HUUHHHH....?!?! *proceeds to cover Steph's eyes*

  • @nate6150
    @nate6150 9 лет назад +14

    HOLY CRAP FOUR SECONDS?!?! Anyways, I'm sure this'll be good...

  • @akelpi
    @akelpi 7 лет назад +7

    I'd bring out Cinderpaw (series 1) from the Warriors series so I can tell her not to o to the thunderpath. Ever.

    • @coldilition6979
      @coldilition6979 7 лет назад

      But then there wouldn't be a medicinecat after Yellowfang dies, leafpool wouldn't be trained, sorreltail and her kits would die, the three wouldn't be able to fight the dark forest, someone else would have to train cloudpaw, bluestar would die, and tigerclaw would lead thunderclan.

    • @connorm4950
      @connorm4950 6 лет назад

      I would save RavenPaw man

  • @christinagarcia9353
    @christinagarcia9353 7 лет назад +3

    The second button didnt say u could only turn into things that this world acknowledges exist.....so u could turn intp a fantasy creature. I would press the button

  • @venusastro_
    @venusastro_ 4 года назад +1

    Ok imagine you are living forever then the earth blows up or sumthing like that and your just floating around in space FOREVER

  • @will.triv.
    @will.triv. 9 лет назад +6

    Question: You get a super high-tech computer but it runs on Windows Vista.
    Will you press the button?

    • @benjaminvisscher8011
      @benjaminvisscher8011 9 лет назад

      Oh yes

    • @jackcourt5777
      @jackcourt5777 9 лет назад +1

      Aww HEELL NOOO

    • @Olter_
      @Olter_ 9 лет назад

      +Jack Court There is no downside. Sell it or something. Free money

    • @jackcourt5777
      @jackcourt5777 9 лет назад

      +MrOlterman who would buy it

    • @Olter_
      @Olter_ 9 лет назад

      +Jack Court Some guy on eBay. My laptop runs on Xp. I would by that PC

  • @quentinjones3694
    @quentinjones3694 7 лет назад +5

    so steph likes doing it a lot with him! oooooooo

  • @SaffronWitch
    @SaffronWitch 9 лет назад +5

    Never become tolerant to the pain? You could make you entire lower intestine and sphincter into titanium, so it wouldn't hurt you.

    • @SaffronWitch
      @SaffronWitch 9 лет назад

      +Invictus In regard to turn into anything you want for a week, you could turn into God for a week.

    • @crappyusername69
      @crappyusername69 9 лет назад +2

      +Invictus You could make it painless and remove your own ability to poop, you'd still poop, and you'd still feel it. That is the idea of the button options. You cannot remove the downside, you can mitigate it like in the dollar one, but only if that mitigation still fulfills the downside (you still ate the dollar). So use your powers for whatever you want, as long as every 24 hours you take a painful cactus poop.
      Still totally worth it I might add, you could make every other part of your body feel blissful orgasm during the times your butthole is screaming in pain.

    • @ellis1341
      @ellis1341 9 лет назад

      Oooor make cacti small and have no pines

  • @kris_andy6834
    @kris_andy6834 7 лет назад

    The reason I'm watching RUclips at 7:30 am is because I had a nightmare about me going on my iPad about to ask Siri a question but when I asked it the question appeared differently on the iPad. It said " Siri..where are my real parents..?" That's when my actual self knew I was having a nightmare so I could feel that I was poking myself to wake up but then Siri responded. "Well...they're in the hospital..." then she says in this demonic voice " IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN" and eventually my body got annoyed by the poking and I woke up. WHAT A GREAT WAY TO START YOUR DAY

  • @ryendonohue6700
    @ryendonohue6700 7 лет назад +4

    Also I would call it MT. Doom

  • @cakecart507
    @cakecart507 7 лет назад +8

    I feel pain from dreams

  • @SebasTian58323
    @SebasTian58323 6 лет назад +3

    Also, would the characters remember the time outside of there Realities

  • @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185
    @satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 4 года назад +2

    24:30 me to,small things but I can see the future in my dreams!

  • @yukiyuhi1993
    @yukiyuhi1993 9 лет назад +28

    But when is Fran Bow gonna be uploaded? :(

    • @strawberryqueen0382
      @strawberryqueen0382 9 лет назад

      On scary game Friday

    • @shoco462
      @shoco462 9 лет назад

      +savannah kingsbury spooppies

    • @strawberryqueen0382
      @strawberryqueen0382 9 лет назад

      +Shoco462 spoopy

    • @newbiesama
      @newbiesama 9 лет назад

      +Yuki Yuhi Did they play it again? since last week I don't even see the live announcement. I lvie in europe and normaly they anounce it just before I go to bed.

    • @yukiyuhi1993
      @yukiyuhi1993 9 лет назад +1

      +Richard Rahl Yeah, they've done one since the last one was posted. I missed it and I've been waiting for it to be uploaded.

  • @kallistad.2975
    @kallistad.2975 8 лет назад +15

    As a homosexual girl, I don't mind seeing under girls' dresses with only homosexual ladies on the Earth!

    • @pantasticlaire3966
      @pantasticlaire3966 7 лет назад +1

      Kalli Dodson sammmmeeee

    • @tsundor1
      @tsundor1 7 лет назад +2

      Kalli Dodson even if a girl was straight wouldn't she by pressing the button become also gay? it's a win-win for girls regardless of their sexuality. although I guess the question was pointed toward boys

    • @tylerstudio9104
      @tylerstudio9104 7 лет назад +1

      DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
      sick 🙂

  • @sarahlewis7859
    @sarahlewis7859 9 лет назад +6

    Hi MatPat
    Massive fan 👌😜

  • @wouldyoulikeabean9992
    @wouldyoulikeabean9992 7 лет назад +1

    i eat the fortune paper to don't worry Matpat your not alone