I know this stream is famous for the coffee spill/knife mimic nonsense but I think a close second has to be him begrudgingly doing a Richard Nixon impression immediately after being requested to
My favorite bit was when Jerma was trying to convice chat that the bottle of lotion which was next to the empty box of tissues was a bottle of dog pills he used to eat OMEGALUL
I thought I was going crazy for a few minutes into this video because I had it on as background noise - not really paying full attention to it, and I thought I had more than one Jerma video open in the background. I kept closing and opening tabs and video players on my desktop EXCEPT for this one and I thought I'd finally snapped. Then I realized this was a video of him reacting to himself. Drove myself crazy. Honest to God I have listened to so much of his content over the years that I became convinced I was finally hearing him outside of the internet sphere.
I watched this video after eating some mushrooms and for a good 50m I could not understand which layer of Jerma was the layer I was supposed to be listening to. Eventually I got even more confused and thought he was somehow talking to his former selves and having a full conversation with them.
Willingly taking shrooms and watching this is absolutely wild. So brave Desperately need a heroic dose followed up with the “a tale of two jermas” stream I think that would be fatal
Grampa is the hypnagogic state of Jerma content. I don't think he's ever truly awake or fully asleep as a content creator when he gramps I forgot about the part where he freaks out about eating the lotion he kept next to his bed
Why do both past AND present Jerma think that the guy on the high dive made it into the pool without injuries?? I think this guy must be an evil psycho
That was also back during the short interval when the dead ringer gave 90% damage resistance, plus invincibility after the initial cloak, meaning you could tank anything in the game for free (you could also restore it instantly at ammo packs)
I watched so much TF2 Jerma as a youngun that hearing the "woosh" from the outro of the OG Jerma videos Pavlov Dogs me into getting sad because the video is over.
“You guys have a real time vision of a decade plus of my life. So there will be a point where I look old” except your face looks different every fucking stream somehow
1:11:26 It's so creepy listening to this now that the man known as "Jerma" has been incarcerated for the stalking and kidnapping. Hopefully etalyx and his family can heal ❤❤❤
My love for you is like a warm summer, Your laughter and joy, they make my heart flutter. You bring light to my life like the sun, With you, my dear Jerma, my heart is never undone. You're more precious than any gemstone, With you by my side, I feel I've finally found my home. My heart races when I hear your name, For you, my love, I would walk through the flame. You have a smile that could light up the world, And a spirit that's free, like a flag that's unfurled. My dear Jerma, you're the one for me, Together forever, we'll be as happy as can be.
Dear Jerma, I am not your father, but I could be if you'd let me. You would have room to grow, so that one day a message of love and togetherness you could bestow. You would have space to learn within, even as you may feel the world that's constricting around him. I would have taught you that every little rock and bug on this planet has a soul that is eternal and needs to be cherished, not a target for car crashes, Jerma. Not my name of choice. I would have named you strong, wise, valiant, so that my son could speak with a good voice. Glueman, of the highest pedigree, the whole human race would have to agree. Or maybe Schpee. Schpee would study medicine for a year at university before realizing it's too hard, then go on a surfing trip to find himself. Or maybe Grandpa. Grandpa would wear dirty old corduroys with stains everywhere, but he wouldn't care. He would smell like French cigarettes and the world, and drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. Tell you stories until 5am, and together you could watch the sun come up over the Coma de Giancarlo hill in Rome, kicking back bottles of cheap Lambrusco wine, laughing. Grandpa only needs a ukulele and a passport to be at peace with the universe.
Timestamps (Continued from the description)
2:08:07 TF2 - Spy: Big Earner on Hightower: Gameplay/Commentary. ruclips.net/video/s07HmnYN1Fk/видео.html
2:08:34 TF2 Demoman: Landing Those Pipes! [Advice/Discussion] ruclips.net/video/uYFsWJcNQgw/видео.html
2:10:46 Draw My Life: MLG Grandpa Edition! ruclips.net/video/tEaXsYKnUI4/видео.html
2:13:41 Binding of Isaac: WotL. Samson Fun, and Grandpa Tries [Livestream Session] ruclips.net/video/VVpb9lgBOgk/видео.html
2:19:05 Invasion stuff (Jerma vs Star vs TF2 and The Binding of Isaac) ruclips.net/video/TEJ9m2ZsPp8/видео.html
2:21:35 Jerma Streams - Minecraft ruclips.net/video/VxSMdjtNs-k/видео.html
2:23:42 SCP-087: Horror Stairs: Face-Cam Scary Time ruclips.net/video/fM2iJNfgWE0/видео.html
2:32:06 Jerma Streams - Dusk ruclips.net/video/fEQ8KL9QZ7w/видео.html
2:33:17 Jerma Streams - Fire Pro Wrestling World ruclips.net/video/oIk98LdsaLI/видео.html
2:33:47 TF2: Spy: Stipulation Match: Ambassador Only ruclips.net/video/q0K4cFWR-cA/видео.html
2:34:10 Fast Draw: Showdown ruclips.net/video/HLzYHiYauoc/видео.html
2:37:22 JERMANIA 2014! ruclips.net/video/gRCcpKcwyYo/видео.html
2:42:45 Hitman Absolution: Sniper Challenge Craziness [Pre-order Bonus] ruclips.net/video/NCANdVHYoCU/видео.html
2:42:54 Jerma Streams - AI Dungeon (Part 4) ruclips.net/video/y-f-ev9UWJA/видео.html
2:43:33 Jerma Streams - Cooking Simulator (Part 3) ruclips.net/video/QIuS5aLu1_M/видео.html
2:43:41 TF2 - Dual-Comm w/Shibby2142: Dat Crash ruclips.net/video/JGIhFQZuoBw/видео.html
2:45:52 Jerma Streams - D ruclips.net/video/Arjfc3RGgic/видео.html
2:46:19 TF2 Sniper: Weird Gaming Habits? [Casual Commentary] ruclips.net/video/pPveHMNwlZo/видео.html
2:46:52 1v1 Ratz Instagib ruclips.net/video/MV_8FhutGrI/видео.html
2:48:34 The Book of Spells ruclips.net/video/FLCgan74odo/видео.html
2:49:21 Jerma985 Full Stream: Skate 3 ruclips.net/video/KKy01rUYeS0/видео.html
2:50:44 TF2 Scout: Computah Crash: Pocket Pistol Talk ruclips.net/video/cPxbW9Rmk9Q/видео.html
2:50:46 My Channel Trailer: Welcome to Jerma985 [For New RUclips Layout] ruclips.net/video/ec8QKQx6f7Y/видео.html
Thank you, Skye 💜
I know this stream is famous for the coffee spill/knife mimic nonsense but I think a close second has to be him begrudgingly doing a Richard Nixon impression immediately after being requested to
That one made me bust up laughing
My favorite bit was when Jerma was trying to convice chat that the bottle of lotion which was next to the empty box of tissues was a bottle of dog pills he used to eat OMEGALUL
@@melpmaz7041 wait he was lying?
i love the times he's yelling at himself in minecraft about what he's saying its really golden or the "what the fuck is he doing???" in cuphead part 2
read this comment first, it still fucking killed me. "Sure :|"
9:28 “that’s not a funny voice, that’s me changing my voice to be funny for a second” is maybe the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard
Gotcha
so a funny voice is it?
51:29 I have never in my life seen someone blush that fully, and that quickly
I actually have never seen someone blush, but I wasnt expecting Jerma to be my first
He actually turns pink.
I didn't expect to actually be able to see the blush emitting onto his cheeks wow, good eye
holy shit he blushes so hard
The beautiful blushy boy
I am overjoyed that Jerma has seen the "Jerma laughs at car crashes" video.
16:30 i like how someone says do an impression and he immediately does it no questions asked.
it's like asking a clown to do a funny thing
This is exactly what I needed for my night shift at the mental health ward
is Jerma a regular there?
Seeing double
Be careful around that psycho Jeremy guy, he's infamous for biting a counselor on the tit.
This is exactly what I needed for my night at the mental health ward
Don't tell anyone I have a phone in here
@@jermaenjoyer which country are you in? NSW allows electronic devices.
Jerma the kind of guy to watch footage of himself and say "I get what I was doing" as if it's not him who did it
Skye4 you cemented me as a Jerma fan, your long edits are the best and I'm very thankful for all the work you put on them
Yes these are the actual perfect jerma content vessel type of media
May you Rest In Peace
you cemen
DEMENTED compilation editor CUTS UP streamer and FORCES Gilgamesh into CEMENT MIXER
33:28 is so cute because I think chat wanted to extend not so much for bingo but just to watch it.
43:36 that unintentional comedic timing is brilliant
I dont get it
@@spawn302Otto showed up
I thought I was going crazy for a few minutes into this video because I had it on as background noise - not really paying full attention to it, and I thought I had more than one Jerma video open in the background. I kept closing and opening tabs and video players on my desktop EXCEPT for this one and I thought I'd finally snapped. Then I realized this was a video of him reacting to himself. Drove myself crazy. Honest to God I have listened to so much of his content over the years that I became convinced I was finally hearing him outside of the internet sphere.
That title confused me for a while until I realized that "Through the Ages 2" is not a game lol
Indeed. I thought he was playin some gas.
i like how he said "last bonus videos" and then continued streaming for an hour
2:21:35
It's like he's hearing an older relative get more and more unhinged and doesn't know what to say
one of the best parts of the whole stream
This is exactly what I needed while I skin goats as preparation for this hard winter
That’s the gilgy I know!
49:34 he was dropping hints the whole time…
Here I was thinking he was just being social inept like he normally is
You can actually hear her at 2:29:37
i'll never tire of Jerma's old introduction like "hey what up, i'm jerma985 with some TF2 gAYME PLAYE"
I watched this video after eating some mushrooms and for a good 50m I could not understand which layer of Jerma was the layer I was supposed to be listening to. Eventually I got even more confused and thought he was somehow talking to his former selves and having a full conversation with them.
Willingly taking shrooms and watching this is absolutely wild. So brave
Desperately need a heroic dose followed up with the “a tale of two jermas” stream I think that would be fatal
this is exactly what I needed as I shovel feet of snow away
listening to this while losing hours of sleep
@@Aquana01it's hard to jerma responsibly 😔
I just did the same exact thing
I fucking love how he just got so goddamn pissed at minecraft for NO reason. I started losing it
Grampa is the hypnagogic state of Jerma content. I don't think he's ever truly awake or fully asleep as a content creator when he gramps
I forgot about the part where he freaks out about eating the lotion he kept next to his bed
"you're old yeah welcome to... how old I am" greatest jerma quote 20:40
Jerma be like "I'm vetoing this one" on every clip
Otto appearing was the highlight of my year
Watching Jerma transform from a family friendly tuber into the loveable psycho we know today is surprising wholesome
Jerma analyzing the background of his own videos is very surreal yet somehow relatable.
I like how he says at about 8:10 "3 hours is perfect" and your video is 3 hours and 3 minutes
24:35 Best spy gameplay irl and in game.
This is the perfect video to eat dog vitamins to
Jerma is really the only one who can make jerma funny
Man giggles and screams while watching videos of himself giggling and screaming
old jerma questions how old new jerma is after chat asking whoever IS older 2:07:35
At 49:35 Jerma's current girlfriend donates subs!
PSYCHO has been hinting at having a girlfriend for MONTHS
H OMEGALUL LLULU
OH MY GOD HE WINKED. It was under our noses the whole time I can't believe it.
I love how you can see his face turn red every second when he spills the coffee
At 1:22:11 his past and present self almost say the exact same thing
I only started watching Jerma a few months ago, so the discovery of "Grandpa" brings me great joy.
One hell of an edit! Thanks skye!
I just can't believe the sub sound wasn't Jerma this entire time
My favorite parts of this stream are when jerma doubles down on a take he had years ago, he never changed
1:02:55 every time that old blordow outtro comes in man...I miss those days
truly a long edit, only an hour shorter
nothing but the best
"Thats not a voice, thats just me changing my voice to be funny for a second"
Why do both past AND present Jerma think that the guy on the high dive made it into the pool without injuries?? I think this guy must be an evil psycho
02:54:08 that syncing up was so satisfying dude
23:26 lmao he tried to sap with the dead ringer out that's why it wouldn't work
That was also back during the short interval when the dead ringer gave 90% damage resistance, plus invincibility after the initial cloak, meaning you could tank anything in the game for free (you could also restore it instantly at ammo packs)
@@kimgkomg Back when the dead ringer was way too good.
@@kimgkomg You can actually see him take only 10 damage from a point blank rocket
Damn that thing stinked back then
another day another legendary video from Skye4, this dudes the most consistently good content creator in the jerma industrial complex
Grandpa won me over during the Machinima arc.
These edits are great just like longer 2nd jerma video, can really tell the effort put in nice job skye4
old jerma boston accent my beloved
great video great edit thank you :)
Jerma zerks off with dog vitamins? Confirmed
I like to think I was the guy the got Jeremy laughing with the "own milk" comment.
It's so cute to see him cringe at the YT vids, I still love going back and watching these :P
Ill say it, if jerma unironically started a minecraft play through with a group of friends now, i would watch it 100%.
That old Jerma outro music gets me every time
There was like 3 bingo spots in like 30 seconds at 1:10:04 they were just already filled in lmao
I watched so much TF2 Jerma as a youngun that hearing the "woosh" from the outro of the OG Jerma videos Pavlov Dogs me into getting sad because the video is over.
Thankyou for uploading aginnn!!
1:09:44 I still wonder if that was THE Glubbable, creator of Slender Fortress.
holy shit that's a lot of time stamps, we don't deserve you, your'e a godsend.
the lotion by the tissues is corn huskers brand with an aftermarket pump on top :3
It's hiting me years after the fact but it's even funnier gluemans stage name is gabe degrossi
I won’t stop finding
One of your staff just died followed by laughter funny.
It's currently 11:10 AM, I haven't slept yet. I guess one more video won't hurt
56:28 a baby that is in the right
Madness of mercy
me and my mother watched this stream and thought it was one of the best
@49:41 isn’t that his gf donating subs? Lol
Yes.
@@skye4 cute
I've been conditioned to think that the TF2 commentary was just a long bit by jerma lol
I find it funny that Jerma is so bothered by SHPEE when so many of his current bits are worse lol
“You guys have a real time vision of a decade plus of my life. So there will be a point where I look old” except your face looks different every fucking stream somehow
thank you for the video
54:39 the smarties callback... this truly is a fanservice stream
since when did jerma enter our timeflow
Casino Inc is easily one of my favorite streams ever.
Thanks Skye :)
I slept through this
YOU'RE BACK
1:11:26 It's so creepy listening to this now that the man known as "Jerma" has been incarcerated for the stalking and kidnapping. Hopefully etalyx and his family can heal ❤❤❤
My love for you is like a warm summer,
Your laughter and joy, they make my heart flutter.
You bring light to my life like the sun,
With you, my dear Jerma, my heart is never undone.
You're more precious than any gemstone,
With you by my side, I feel I've finally found my home.
My heart races when I hear your name,
For you, my love, I would walk through the flame.
You have a smile that could light up the world,
And a spirit that's free, like a flag that's unfurled.
My dear Jerma, you're the one for me,
Together forever, we'll be as happy as can be.
The passion I feel for jerma
Like a giggity jiggity worma
Dear Jerma,
I am not your father, but I could be if you'd let me. You would have room to grow, so that one day a message of love and togetherness you could bestow. You would have space to learn within, even as you may feel the world that's constricting around him. I would have taught you that every little rock and bug on this planet has a soul that is eternal and needs to be cherished, not a target for car crashes, Jerma. Not my name of choice. I would have named you strong, wise, valiant, so that my son could speak with a good voice. Glueman, of the highest pedigree, the whole human race would have to agree. Or maybe Schpee. Schpee would study medicine for a year at university before realizing it's too hard, then go on a surfing trip to find himself. Or maybe Grandpa. Grandpa would wear dirty old corduroys with stains everywhere, but he wouldn't care. He would smell like French cigarettes and the world, and drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. Tell you stories until 5am, and together you could watch the sun come up over the Coma de Giancarlo hill in Rome, kicking back bottles of cheap Lambrusco wine, laughing. Grandpa only needs a ukulele and a passport to be at peace with the universe.
Jermas voice sounded so different 10 years ago
It's because he's talking into a walmart mic.
Skye you the man! Much love
i kinda dropped everything to watch all of this
2:57:39 in a WHAT
skye is super fly 😎
Thank you skye!
This is exactly what I needed to not do any of the things I need to do
Wait a minute wait wait wait wait did you see that? Its a caribou.
This video makes me hungry for snails
can someone please edit the game of thrones bit at around the hour and a half mark onto the actual show pleeeaase
the amount of times jerma cheated from doing/completing rows in the bingo board is crazy
Jerma discovers himself (Gone suspicious) 😱😱😱😱
hearing lenny face aged me 400 years
Jerma and the Andy's would be a sick name plate
1:49:30 real voice
It’s hilarious to me that Jerma thinks he’s jaded
Jerma is Kramer and Jim Carey
i was wondering if you can do a gotcha force long edit?
It's on the list of streams I want to edit eventually.
1:57:16 literally on first name basis with sus imposter...