Miko: "Hey, You know the rules right?!! You just hit me, you've done something bad. You understand?!!" Bjork Truck Driver: "Ma'am, you're driving on the wrong side of the road."
"Sometimes you can't prevent what will happen" Yes you can Miko, with this ancient technique called "hitting the brakes". You should try it sometimes, especially when driving a 20ton truck over the speed limit.
@@theianeia That in fact only apply to area around Tokyo and Osaka. Nagoya, Fukuoka, and Hiroshima are still somewhat viable without a car but that's pretty much the limit.
I mean... I don't have a license as well, but I rarely crash in that game. It's actually quite relaxing. How did she even end up 9 hours from destination before unlocking any long distance perks. I mean, I know, she blindly ended up sailing away on a boat... but that is actually more impressive than anything.
Miko: My family told me not to get a driver's license *A few seconds later* Also Miko: *ram a sedan* *A few moments later* Miko again: *caused a traffic chaos in a T-junction*
And of course Miko is an absolute menace on the road. When she just started spouting about life having "peaks and valleys" after ploughing through a car I just started cracking up. Truly an elite
Miko is so fucking funny. She just literally runs over a car and while looking out the window at whats left of it, she's like "Lives have peaks and valleys. Sometimes you can't prevent what will happen." Man I lost it.
When I was considering getting my CDL, I practiced on this game. Not sure it’ll help you get a regular driver’s livense, though. Especially if you keep rolling your truck,
Ah yes Miko life truly does have it's ups and down. Like how one moment you can be enjoying a relaxing drive and the next you take out a family of 4 in a sedan
Miko: FAQ BJORK Bjork: *Erratic flute noises Ayyyyaaamaaalaaaiiivveee yooohoo armia wunnnn *Uncomfortably fast drumbeat starts *Instant brassline enters en forte
"My family told me not to get a drivers license".
Thank you, Miko family. Thank you.
They really do know the Elite driving would end.
And to think she's the eldest sibling
@@jashirei7581 I like to imagine Miko IRL is essentially Umaru. She just shrinks into goblin baby mode.
😂😂😂 bruh im dying right now
Elite family! :D
“I think I’m a good driver, I could get my license”
Immediately pancakes a sedan
Miko : I think I'm good at this
Narrator : she is not
She's going to learn from the game, get in a car in Japan, and start driving on the right side of the road.
@@flipflop2628 bro sedan itu tipe mobil. diluar juga nyebutnya sedan. Lol lu kocak
@@natenime9975 ketawan bgt gblk nya ya bun anak itu. . . .
@@ZenOuji007 wah udah dihapus komennya dong kwkwkw
When Miko looks back to see the car she smashed, then turns back around and begins to philosophize 🤣
Right? Her comedic timing is just solid gold
Seems like she's treating driving games like GTA.
Miko: "Hey, You know the rules right?!! You just hit me, you've done something bad. You understand?!!"
Bjork Truck Driver: "Ma'am, you're driving on the wrong side of the road."
When other vehicles crash into Miko, it's their fault.
When Miko crashes into other vehicles, it's also their fault.
Elite Double Standard!
Miko is the only member I know who flips their model around.
Always leads to super funny moments! lol
The advantage of always using a 3D model.
Several other EU2 players also do it - the girls from Honey Strap and Alice from Nijisanji, mainly.
@@koholos who?
Mio did too in her Bus Simulator streams 😅👍
Gura also did it
mikochi driving
truck rolled sideways
mikochi: " wow, look, the sky is so blue"
trully elite ways to calm yourself :)))
"Sometimes you can't prevent what will happen"
Yes you can Miko, with this ancient technique called "hitting the brakes". You should try it sometimes, especially when driving a 20ton truck over the speed limit.
But that's not the Elite way my guy
The other cars are her brakes lmao!
Miko: "Nyahallo!"
Also Miko: **Proceeds to crash and kill all present**
› crash into a car
› look back
› "sometime there's peak and valley"
A grown adult woman being told by her family not get a driver's license LMAO A literal adult babu IRL
Unless you wanna show off your whip or live in the countryside i wouldn't drive in jp either. Hassle driving in packed cities
@@45p52 yeah, bikes are way better, as is public transportation. Especially with ebike technology getting better and better.
Public transportation in Japan is top notch. They don't really need a car to get around.
@@theianeia That in fact only apply to area around Tokyo and Osaka. Nagoya, Fukuoka, and Hiroshima are still somewhat viable without a car but that's pretty much the limit.
Love the longer edited content! Your translations help me alot to keep up with miko's shenanigans, really thankfull for your work! Keep it up
Ikr if miko spoke English I'd watch all her streams
Fun fact : Botan said on Game Station she listens a lot of Björk and alternative rock.
I mean... I don't have a license as well, but I rarely crash in that game. It's actually quite relaxing. How did she even end up 9 hours from destination before unlocking any long distance perks. I mean, I know, she blindly ended up sailing away on a boat... but that is actually more impressive than anything.
it is impressive she took a 3km local delivery and turned it into a scenic tour around the south of the UK lol
U dont question Elite way 🤣
Did she even use the GPS on the first half? If not then I'm impressed.
@@luxie8097 "Sometimes there are things that can't not happen." - Elitedanye Truck Simulator, 2022
Don't question the way of the elite
i think this show the reason why her family forbid her to take drive lisence test, she really got easily distracted.... lol
LMAO I'm dead, the way she was blocking other car on the highway. 🤣
Miko driving anything always makes me laugh. 😆
Life lessons from Miko: as long as we’re alive it’s fine
Miko: My family told me not to get a driver's license
*A few seconds later*
Also Miko: *ram a sedan*
*A few moments later*
Miko again: *caused a traffic chaos in a T-junction*
Listen to your mom, Mikochi.
Jack knifes
"I think I'm pretty good at this!"
Immediately processes to crunchy some family in a Volvo.
Sasuga Elite Baby
So this is the baby driver everyone was talking about
this is why you don't leave an elite baby unattended
1:05 And every road user in the world is thankful to Miko's family.
Miko really treats everything like its GTA whether it's motorcycles (Ride), GT3 cars (ACC), and now lorries in Euro Truck 😂
3:50 is pretty relatable in America
0:40 I like how she really expected it to happen but still act surprised
"People have lives don't they" is what a psychopath would say in a moment of clarity.
"This is too fragile" Miko says whilst ramming a truck going at 68kph straight into the sidewalk.
1:18 Straight up flattened an entire family
5:00 This has all the energy of the classic: ¨AAARGGGHH!! You broke my leg!! Now you have to give me money to pay for the hospital!!¨
That one BGM will destroy my brain one day. Nyahallo~ Nyahallo~
Elite baby can't drive...The moments of Miicomet during GTA say otherwise.
Never fails to make me laugh. 100% success rate. All hail Elite Miko!
i like to imagine bjork watching this and swearing at her computer in icelandic
Life of a 35P: get beaten by pro wrestler and taken on a "totally not dangerous" ride with Mikochi
Love Miko's road rage
2:21
Imagine you just driving your car and you hear this laugh in a truck near to you
This was hilarious and amazing from beginning to end. Thank you so much for translating clips of Miko. Miko's always priceless.
Miko's family are out here saving lives, preventing Miko from driving is like preventing a natural disaster 🤣
And of course Miko is an absolute menace on the road.
When she just started spouting about life having "peaks and valleys" after ploughing through a car I just started cracking up. Truly an elite
Most people: ETS is relaxing and calming
Miko: THIS IS GTA6
My god this Elite can't keep her eyes on the road for 10 seconds, always getting distracted by stuff 🤣.All the more we need to protecc her
Whenever Miko gets behind the wheel, her *_GTA V fight or flight instict_* kicks in.
Miko is so fucking funny.
She just literally runs over a car and while looking out the window at whats left of it, she's like "Lives have peaks and valleys. Sometimes you can't prevent what will happen."
Man I lost it.
"Take that Björk! Your music is nonsensical and self indulgent!"
"I think I'm pretty good at this whole driving thing"
Proceeds to run over little Timmy and his mom, Karen.
"Hey, that car just passed by me!"
Elite road rage!
1:52
Yeah, don't worry.. Everything is fine
You know shit got real when miko just showing her back
Miko's family saved us from elite destruction. Miko would just drive like this
Headline: Japanese woman wrecks havoc in Europe while driving a truck
And another 35P gets hospitalized. I told you guys to be kind to Miko XD
Suddenly Truck-kun has an Elite face
She's treating the game like GTA in first-person view.
Mikochi once said that she knows we love her pon moments that's why she intentionally plays into it. That doesn't make it less fun though. 🤣
I love watching as her money progressively goes down and eventually into debt from all the damages she does to society.
Truck Manufacturers: Our trucks are durable!!
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ELITE MIKO: THIS IS SO FRAGILE!!
To think that this is the same person that got 5th place in the last mario kart tournament
Love the back of the head prospective! Makes it cuter and funnier!
Drags a car for half a kilometer, then doesn't even look at it as she drives away. Savage.
When I was considering getting my CDL, I practiced on this game.
Not sure it’ll help you get a regular driver’s livense, though. Especially if you keep rolling your truck,
Ah yes Miko life truly does have it's ups and down. Like how one moment you can be enjoying a relaxing drive and the next you take out a family of 4 in a sedan
Miko got Bjorked
I can't imagine how many people have died if Miko drive on the road
Sakura Miko at the wheel is constant danger!
I'd like to sincerely thank Miko's family for suggesting her not to get a driving license.
It makes me laugh so hard. I love her thought "If I'm still alive, it's ok, too bad for theses people I killed in that truck crash." lmao.
5:34 LOL she said my name
as long as we alive, it doesn't matter.😂
"I could have a drivers license" she says, shortly before driving *over* someone in their car
I only get this philosophical during heavy traffic lol
I like how perfectly suited Miko's 3D model is for driving sims such as this. Baby has serious road rage issues lol.
Miko sure showed her family why she don't need driver license to drive
when you thought there is only gas pedal on a car
its bjork
Miko: FAQ BJORK
Bjork:
*Erratic flute noises
Ayyyyaaamaaalaaaiiivveee yooohoo armia wunnnn
*Uncomfortably fast drumbeat starts
*Instant brassline enters en forte
This is like letting Yoshiko from “Aho Girl” drive a semi truck. Actually, I almost can’t tell Yoshiko and Miko apart…
Miko: "I don't have a driver license"
Everyone: For the good of the public, please never get one.
her family told her not to get a driving license. 4:56- now you know why.
I laugh so hard at Miko's content but only on these games she has no business playing XD
She says she has no drivers license because her family told her not to get one, but I can imaging that she never saw how traffic works either lol.
I DESPERATELY need a Hololive long haul trucking endurance stream, all the girls trucking for like 20 hours lol
If there's any part of Miko in her IRL personality, her family might be right about her on not getting a license, lol.
She actually has an advantage not having a license.
That means she wont try to drive on the left like the scrubby Japanese.
I swear i meet at least one Miko on the road every day or at least people who drive in a similar fashion...
Miko'd make a great yakuza!
Miko: I'm good at this
Also Miko: crashes against a car
1:19 at this point im just stunned, wide eyed, and deeply concerned
Watching people without driver’s licenses playing driving sims/games is always great
*FAQ* the most used word by miko xD
Miko's back head lookin nice and cute as always love her so much
whoa i dont remember Speed being like this
1:47 This gave me flashbacks of "Grape Stomping Lady Falls" video.
I'm very happy that Miko caused massive accidents in my country
This is the first time I've ever heard the word Björk (Birch) be pronounced as B-York.
Truly I have been blessed this day.
Miko has such perfect comedic timing
Welcome to Russia baby Miko!
Hahaha the poor car that was ran over was in view at the right mirror 1:32
This was hilarious lol and Miko saying shit happens was a nice touch lol.
So this is the person who responsible for thousands of people getting Isekaied
She might not be the best as trucker, but she would be absolutely Elite in a tank
Miko driving like if she goes under 55, chat in the back explodes (but she's considering it)