Mark Wahlberg Won't Stop Self-Promoting
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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2024
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i would be so smitten if someone came up to me at the bar and said 'i mustache you a question' and then just blanked out like their OS crashed
SAG1 OS: MISSING! SHUTTING DOWN
@@christinewarden3450 ooooh that's good, i might make fan art with that !!
glad I'm not the only one lmaooo
Literally
It's that lovely mix of immense confidence and then immediately blanking out and forgetting what they were going to say.
Let's not forget that Mark Wahlberg has multiple hate crime convictions
my exact post lol. ego ego all day.
that’s the first thing i thought!
didn't he say that at the beginning of the video…
stay prayed up
my favorite joke that Tim from Tim and Eric ever did is when he breaks his conservative character in "On Cinema" when reviewing a Mark Wahlberg movie to point out his hate crimes.
Its insane to me this dude has had such a long, famous career after he committed a literal hate crime
multiple actually
how long ago was it?
Also insane that he rose to fame with a rap career, despite having committed hate crimes against black people.
@@oscarmccoy9102 Doesn't really matter how long ago it was because the crimes were so vile, there's really no coming back from it.
He is a jew. Jews are doing good at Hollywood.
How is a professional actor this belligerently uncharismatic?
I love markiplier!
He’s unfortunately aged poorly, it’s sad to see content creators you used to love spiraling…
@@pissshit9001 wait what happened?
@@frognshake9495I think they’re taking the piss
@@pissshit9001 wait what
@@BombSquad.MP4 unless this is some sort of reference that's the dumbest shit I've ever heard
so happy for saji to find someone like saji glad you announced your relationship man!
self love is the best love hell yeah
Marky Mark filming himself praying reminds me of one of my favorite Bible quotes (Matthew 6:5-8):
"When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.”
Not religious myself, but that sh*t slaps. Thanks Jesus! Hey Mark, have you heard of this guy? Maybe try taking that advice.
Ah yes Marky Mark! Of who's hate crimes are rarely spoken of lol
marky mark and a bunch of hate crimes bunch lol
Is it really a surprise? He’s a Christian after all lol
Oh hello Foreign!
“Rarely”
"No matter what the obstacle is" and the obstacle is having to apologise for hate crime and assault
I swear, "Nothing is free, everything is earned." is the battle cry of every mediocre dope that gets lots of stuff for free.
Also, Mark probably payed for the stuff he gave away after the camera cut. At least I hope he has that much sense in his boxy skull.
Trueee.
The knock actually gave me a heart attack
SAAAME LMAOOO
SAME. I THOUGHT SOMEONE KNOCKED FROM INSIDE MY WALL???? scared the shit out of me💀
I literally was mid-way through typing that when I saw yours. Had my headphones on and I paused the video and went to check who was at my bedroom door just to discover it was the video.
LITTERALLY SAME I jumped and looked around like, "Hello?? 😶"
Saji needs to stop looking so good or I'll start having a crush on him...
parasocial moment 😳
I've had a crush on him since his first video I'd come across👀
too late. you love him
Woahhh thas gay
@JulieGallows people like you take the terminology of a psychologist and then throw it around to feel intelectual whenever they feel bored. Go eat something and log off.
Thank god this was uploaded on a Sunday so I can remember to stay prayed up 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Don't take the Lord's name in vain 😤😤
damn i missed it, i didn't see this video until monday 😔
@@marnenotmarnie259Stay prayed up or face the consequences 🙏😡
Would love to see a video about celebrities performative religious acts when they suddenly they are in the spotlight. Kanye would be a whole video
Seconding this. I feel like there's a fine line between people who have a genuine epiphany and become born again and people who use religion to like, propel their fame even more. Plus celebrities who join cults - not just tom cruise!
I'm not sure he's a great example. Kanye was already deeply religious but wasn't as public about it/didn't have his own 'church", but he developed that public image after the death of his mother. Death and grief do weird, weird things to people, but he was always a devout christian
@lizzie t I didn't know that about his mother, sorry to hear it. But I think we're kind of getting at the same point - it's cool that he was always devout, but it takes a certain sort of person to make a commercial brand centred around his own wierd performative version of Christianity. I mean, i think he called himself yeezus for a bit, right? To promote his shoes and his terrible clothes. So like, I see now that he'd always been devout, but at a certain point it became a way for him to stunt. It comes across as bizarre and not genuine, especially takin into consideration the kind of man he is outside of his faith.
@@crowspirit5154 no, I think his is potentially more dangerous because a lot of the practices mimic cults. He was always religious, but this is capital d Different. Now he started praising naz1s. It's a bad deal all around but I don't think he qualifies in the performative religion thing. I think he really, truly, fully thinks that his expression of Christianity is The One.
@@liz_loves_cats yikes, I knew he was slimy but not the extent of it. What a scumbag.
As the child of a strange old white man, my running theory is that they're so used to their privilege and are so out of touch with the idea of being told no that they're not really cognisant of what is and isn't weird to say to other human beings. Like, for instance, asking someone to record you praying. Anyway happy pride month my congrats to saji and saji (mark) on their relationship
the knock at the end scared the shit out of me LMAO
me too being alone in my room, heart stopped
😂😂😂😂 me too!! I was so scared alone in my apartment
Saji looks like the best candidate at the interview
The dream the plan the bankruptcy
the guy with multiple hate crimes? self promoting? no way? hahahaha
Mark posting himself praying makes me think he must have forgotten what Jesus said about how to pray: "But whenever you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees in secret will reward you."
I think the thing with him is that he has this air of thinking he is better than everyone else and that anyone in their right mind would want to be like him. It’s incredibly off putting.
i laughed way too hard at “i mustache you a question”
that opener made me laugh out loud in real life
That fuckin knock effect near the end has traumatized me in multiple occasions by now
mark wahlberg? more like fart wtf-berg am i right
So true vincepenisman2394!
got 'em!
that knock on the door at the end of the vid with my headphones on was so realistic and terrifying
He's so close to being an alpha male influencer.
Why does the opening remind me of why I stopped going to parties?? 🤣😭
I'm too awkward for large groups of humans.
first 30 seconds are so real
Having headphones in and the knock is a deadly combination 😭
I knew he played that part in fear a little too well,
Yep
I'm so glad I finally know that the Rock's rap verse was actually about Mark Whalberg's clothing brand
BRO it's the middle of the night and im cooking some eggs - THAT KNOCK MADE ME FLINCH SO BAD im wearing headphones 💀
Knew Saji was a Percy Jackson kid
Mark, stop trying to make "prayed up" happen, it's not going to happen!
When I was younger I did gymnastics. When I quit, I tried Fuse 45 because it seemed intense enough to my training. It wasn’t but I was 25 years younger than everyone there (I was 14) and everyone was a health cult like granola mom talking about how amazing I was. Which is genuinely so uncomfortable. They like to use me for advertisement and I only went twice. This was 5 whole years ago and I still get emails from that place
Hey Saji, just wanna say your camera presence has really improved! I like the faster talking, bc I have adhd lmao. I've been around for a while & always love seeing the glow ups of my fav channels. Fantastic job! Thanks for calling out Mark Lberg, too. Can't stand that dude lmao.
mark is so massachussetts its painful. as someone from mass he is the epitome of Massachusetts I swear all the douchey guy from there are marky mark clones
congratulations to Saji and Saji(mark whalberg) for their relationship
pretty sure that’s a children’s bible that our boy mark is holding
hearing mark try and say spanish words feels like a racial attack and idk why jrfijr
off topic but Sajis curls are popping off in this vid !!
“The Dream The Plan The Hustle “ lol this man thinks he’s John Cena with that catchphrase
staying prayed up on this beautiful sunday bc new saji video
Saji I love the little skits you’ve been doing at the end of your vids 😭
Maybe this guy should have cracked open that Bible he was holding- Matthew 5:5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
I work at a Marianos in Chicago and he was at our store recently promoting his tequila. Thankfully I was off that day but he was only there for an hour and most people just wanted him to sign autographs and didn't care about the tequila. The next day I go into work and there's also a huge sign in the meat department promoting his burger company Wahlburgers and every department had some sort of promo for a product of his. One of my coworkers said it was like interacting with a manufactured person and it weirded him out lol
the knock at the end actually gave a heart attack 💀
dude I was wearing headphones and that sudden knock sound scared the shit outta me
To answer your question from the beginning: Yes!👍
him posting himself praying IS very strange. as someone who was raised christian and whose family is catholic (which he seems to be), its very much understood that your relationship with god should not be so... braggy? about his worship. i forgot where in the bible this is but there is a part where it says that people who shout their prayer or do it in public are only doing it to be seen and thats BAD.
ok i found it its matthew 6:1-8 "Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of people in order to be noticed by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven. 2 So whenever you give to the poor, don't blow a trumpet before you like the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets so that they will be praised by people. I tell all of you with certainty, they have their full reward! 3 But when you give to the poor, don't let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4 so that your giving may be done in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you."
5 "And whenever you pray, don't be like the hypocrites who love to stand in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they will be seen by people. I tell all of you with certainty, they have their full reward! 6 But whenever you pray, go into your room, close the door, and pray to your Father who is hidden. And your Father who sees from the hidden place will reward you. 7 "When you are praying, don't say meaningless things like the unbelievers do, because they think they will be heard by being so wordy. 8 Don't be like them, because your Father knows what you need before you ask him."
sorry for such a long message about religion its just something ive remembered since i was like 5 and hes like a grown man so
okay but that knock scared the living sh** out of me 🦧
New mustache slay
stay prayed up ❤
Saji is here!! Best Father’s Day👏💚
he couldnt wait for the baby to stop crying to film
Don’t forget to stay prayed up!
Me when I hear a commentary youtuber reference basic Greek myth knowledge as a person interested in mythology...🥳
But anyway, good video Saji!
I'm embarrassed to admit it took me way longer than it should've granted how many times you said his full name for me to realise we in fact were not speaking of Mark Zuckerberg... Spent half the video wondering why Facebook Daddy was making an athleisure clothing line when he's already got all that Meta crap going on 😂😂
You're right Saji. How come my dog can walk around naked with his tongue out, asking for pats and it's cute, but when I do it, I'm suddenly a "registered sex offender"? Double standards. Blegh.
Stay prayed up
that knock made me shit myself
Thanks for posting this on Saturday like you said in your Saturday post on Saturday
Saji’s hair looks amazing here 🫡
I love that lamp saji, where'd you get it please?
I don’t know how I didn’t realized til now Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet was that Mark Wahlberg…they’re advertised a ton in Ohio.
thank u for the vid saji-mark wahlberg !! cool double name dude
I HAD HEADPHONES ON AND THAT KNOCK ACTUALLY SCARED THE SHITT OUT OF ME
with all due respect saji is so beautiful
man i didn't know who it was.. then i remembered ted ☠️
The knocking noise scared me what the freak
happy pride month! loved the ending ❤🎉
im high and that knock scared the everliving shit out of me
saji i’m in love with your room
eyyy men, eyyy men, eyyy men. happy pride :)
Saji, I LOVED THIS! You are f-ing hilarious!!
that knock made me jump ngl ✋😭
Same here omg
THE DOOR KNOCKING SURPRISED ME I JUMPED DGDHHDDHF
happy pride month Saji 💖
Can we vote in a community post what kind of plant to put in your macrame plant holder?
I am loving the skits ❤❤❤
NEW SAJI VIDEO LETS GOOO
14:00 im sleeping in my living room rn that scared the shit out of me💀
BROOO THE KNOCKINGGGG
5:36 sooo i have spotify open and i’m ready for the music essay to drop
Here bc I keep getting his RUclips ads for this meditation prayer app lol
*breathy* "happysundaystayprayedup"
pretty sure mark is only an ambassador for p448, bc that brand is actually good, and is italian...
Your curls are gorgeous.
Holy intro, Batman!
i literally thought he died😭
YOU'RE SO CUTE SAJI 😩
Top 10 cold opens
Something about a person with a microphone in their hand makes me want to binge watch them
all this designer got me drip drip
the percy jackson reference 🤤
Fr. Rick Riordan is such a great book Arthur.
I need a wap remix but it’s stay prayed up instead
the english ancient on the one comment hahahahaah
maybe im crazy but why does it feel like mark has a blaccent