Starbucks (allegedly) accused their employees of kidnapping

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2022
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  • @spikem5950
    @spikem5950 Год назад +2171

    At this point, you're not pretending to be a journalist. You're a legit freelancer with the methods of an internet troll, and it's absolutely glorious to see.

    • @Packitagain.
      @Packitagain. Год назад +43

      Gonzo Journalism at it finest

    • @OFS_Razgriz
      @OFS_Razgriz Год назад

      This is just what journalism actually is. Something that major media firms have failed to do for a long time is any kind of investigative journalism or ANYTHING other than clickbaity "This happened today, here's our Hot Takes (tm) on it." And that definition of "media firm" is ALL INCLUSIVE, so yes it means CNN and MSNBC but it also means Fox News and Newsweek and Breitbart. I trust foreign newspapers like BBC and Al Jazeera to be more objective and correct about reporting our country's news than I do our own news services.
      The endless "talking heads" segments are a disgrace. I didn't always like her approach but RIP to Barbara Walters, one of the few journalists left with some integrity and an iron will. NPR on occasion does good work too but a lot of their focus nowadays is on cultural stuff, which is perfectly fine and I do enjoy some of their Tiny Desk Concerts, but it leaves a massive vacuum in terms of quality journalism.

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax Год назад +7

      I was about to come into the comments to make this *exact* comment

    • @BenMarcWilliams
      @BenMarcWilliams Год назад +6

      Yeah, how much journalism does one have to do to stop being a pretend journalist and start being a real journalist?

    • @Watashi_wa_robottodesu
      @Watashi_wa_robottodesu 11 месяцев назад

      If you think this is being a journalist, then you're a moron and are okay with misinformation

  • @klissattack
    @klissattack Год назад +1905

    Wow. It's funny when ur fake reporting is more real then the actual reporting. Keep fighting these guys

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x Год назад +27

      Exactly my thoughts I laughed and then cried a little inside

    • @SixOThree
      @SixOThree Год назад +18

      It's a pathetic place to be when "comedians" (forgive my term) are doing a better job than the press. Maybe Ben needs to get contracted from actual newspapers.

    • @jfm14
      @jfm14 Год назад +5

      There's some solid reporting out there on labor news.

    • @mdj.6179
      @mdj.6179 Год назад +28

      The court jester has always been the one to tell the truth to the king without losing his head...

    • @a11starme
      @a11starme Год назад +3

      @@mdj.6179 I think Ben would consider himself a real jester

  • @LesCish
    @LesCish Год назад +424

    If they don't want to be labeled kidnappers, they shouldn't ask for a raise. What's the matter with people these days?

    • @shinxlover4231
      @shinxlover4231 Год назад +70

      The way I almost couldn’t tell this was sarcasm-
      The internet is an odd place

    • @Savinski
      @Savinski Год назад +5

      @@shinxlover4231 lol same

    • @zedmelon
      @zedmelon Год назад +3

      @@shinxlover4231 Poe's Law.
      We'll give you a pass.

    • @rhuephus
      @rhuephus Год назад

      your attempt at sarcasm totally sucks

    • @Echo556_
      @Echo556_ Год назад

      @@shinxlover4231 turns out it actually wasn’t sarcasm

  • @ironwater2
    @ironwater2 Год назад +656

    You say impersonating a reporter, but you're doing the investigating journalism here.

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 Год назад +58

      Yeah, the only thing that separates him from real reporters are 1: Not attached to a company and 2: He's actually doing journalism work

    • @ShadowMoon878
      @ShadowMoon878 Год назад +21

      @@spikem5950 Investigative Journalists are more often freelancers. They are sometimes hired by major news agencies to dig into incidents or mysteries but sometimes they would do so on their own and publish their findings under their own blogs or vlogs like the two journalists who investigated Watergate.

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 Год назад +5

      @@ShadowMoon878 Yeah, but this guy's not being hired by anyone, he's just straight up doing it haha.

    • @WillBravoNotEvil
      @WillBravoNotEvil Год назад +8

      @@ShadowMoon878 The two journalists who investigated Watergate were employees of a local paper called The Washington Post. Karl Bernstein & Bob Woodward. They are literally the opposite of freelancers.

    • @JohnDlugosz
      @JohnDlugosz 9 дней назад

      And producing the actual report, published with a circulation of over half a million. That's more than many small-town newspapers.

  • @troodon1096
    @troodon1096 Год назад +261

    They're defending themselves from the allegedly false allegations of the false allegations they allegedly made. Got it.

  • @lemmyhead8578
    @lemmyhead8578 Год назад +828

    The store manager did indeed say he was being kidnapped. It's in the public record. I read it.

    • @iampoppyseeds
      @iampoppyseeds Год назад +66

      I'm with you I definitely believe you that he said that. But would you be willing to link a source please that you found that in. For myself and others? Thanks!

    • @Mewse1203
      @Mewse1203 Год назад +114

      I knew thst from her stupid description.There's no way an officer would have called it kidnapping. They would have called it f alse imprisonment if they called it anything at all until they determined if charges were filed..
      The word "kidnapping" had to come from someone that doesn't know anything about what actions cause specific kinds of charges.

    • @CowToes
      @CowToes Год назад

      @@iampoppyseeds google it you lazy bitch.

    • @bingolinging
      @bingolinging Год назад +6

      Source

    • @PokeNebula
      @PokeNebula Год назад +19

      Commenters might have trouble posting direct links due to youtubes spam filter. Can you describe the websites used to access it?

  • @voltsu
    @voltsu Год назад +451

    I was a little worried that you didn't blink throughout the whole video. So I watched it again, my eyes not blinking, and noticed that you blinked 3 times. Good video, thank you for reporting on the Starbucks info.

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x Год назад +11

      I think it was four blanks I've watched it a few times now to double check

    • @Zero-ei8jn
      @Zero-ei8jn Год назад +15

      @@user-nj1zu2nf1x Does each Individual eye blinking count as a single blink, but both eyes count as 2 blinks. Cuz I got 7 blinks..

    • @voltsu
      @voltsu Год назад +12

      Noted blinks: 0:17 3:06 3:22

    • @Zero-ei8jn
      @Zero-ei8jn Год назад +1

      @@voltsu I counted 7 and a half now.

    • @voltsu
      @voltsu Год назад +1

      @@Zero-ei8jn Where?

  • @JonWintersGold
    @JonWintersGold Год назад +83

    Starbucks damage control is weak.

    • @adamrickett8865
      @adamrickett8865 4 месяца назад

      Yes and no, they’re defense is week but they’ll get away with it

  • @CharliMorganMusic
    @CharliMorganMusic Год назад +90

    Imagine having such poor social skills that all of ones employees wanting something sends someone into a panic attack

  • @user-vr5zk9ox8d
    @user-vr5zk9ox8d Год назад +226

    That “mhmmm” was the epitome of “I just made this whole situation worse, we’re in deep 💩 “

    • @evanshlom1
      @evanshlom1 Год назад +1

      As a $sbux holder I guarantee you it doesn’t matter

  • @jfm14
    @jfm14 Год назад +60

    I think the PR rep was trying to suggest that "kidnapping" is the LE/legal term for what happened, but couldn't say so outright because it's obviously untrue. The cops know it, the public knows it, and the workers know it. The jig is up.

    • @kelmanl4
      @kelmanl4 2 месяца назад

      I am pretty sure the legal term would be "false imprisonment" if you are unable to leave.

  • @liveinavan12
    @liveinavan12 Год назад +135

    Bro you are hands down one of the best lol you are on the verge of breaking through. Keep going!

    • @LesCish
      @LesCish Год назад +3

      One of the best, yes. Reminds me a bit of Ken M- google him. Hilarious.

  • @liesel16
    @liesel16 Год назад +142

    ✊✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 Solidarity with the workers!

    • @onu2488
      @onu2488 Год назад +46

      Even the Simpsons!

    • @vollied4865
      @vollied4865 Год назад +16

      @@onu2488 i was so confused about the yellow hand ngl 🤣

    • @matturner6890
      @matturner6890 Год назад

      @@vollied4865 Yoo Toob is only officially allowed to be racist to asians since they have the most privilege, according to Google's secret Privilege Calculator. Fked up but true, don't look it up tho.

    • @Dietrich_Kaufmann
      @Dietrich_Kaufmann Год назад +1

    • @SeamusOR
      @SeamusOR Год назад +2

      @@vollied4865 jaundice 😂

  • @allgreatfictions
    @allgreatfictions Год назад +48

    I am surprised that you didn't point out that even if that's not "their term" for what happened, it was still an "alleged" kidnapping, so for them to talk about "allegations", what else could they possibly mean?

  • @OldFellaDave
    @OldFellaDave Год назад +16

    That HR/Lawyer Rep is good at saying a lot of words that mean nothing and cast no blame at no-one ... she should run for office ;)

  • @cboniefbr
    @cboniefbr 13 дней назад +12

    The "hm hum" at the end loool

    • @olliepoplol5894
      @olliepoplol5894 8 дней назад

      Tell me you’re passive aggressive without saying “I’m super passive aggressive” lol

  • @thebasketballhistorian3291
    @thebasketballhistorian3291 Год назад +14

    I like he's fair and mentions twice they got paid while suspended and that they were at least reinstated.
    And the whole time he uses a neutral voice, just states the facts, and never says Starbucks is bad and we ourselves can see how this situation looks bad just on the facts he says.

  • @SoupersaladsPSN
    @SoupersaladsPSN Год назад +99

    Based on what she said. The police just walked in and assumed it was a kidnapping.

    • @milesmartig5603
      @milesmartig5603 Год назад +11

      Yeah, based on apparently zero people saying it was a kidnapping.

  • @The808Alii
    @The808Alii Год назад +36

    This channel deserves more subscribers.

  • @agrandcanyonoffucksgiven2776
    @agrandcanyonoffucksgiven2776 Год назад +2

    The "hhmmhhh" at the end is so telling.

  • @MegNotTheStallion
    @MegNotTheStallion Год назад +35

    Ben you're going to be so successful. You're brilliant and I see greatness in your future. You aren't just a troll either, you're doing good in this world. It brings me a lot of joy to watch your videos

    • @J.C...
      @J.C... Год назад +2

      Lol after 14 years. FINALLY!

  • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
    @user-nj1zu2nf1x Год назад +16

    That was lovely you really twisted her in a knot as I was hoping you would. I think her actual head was spinning

  • @andrewkutches
    @andrewkutches Год назад +24

    I think you should work as an investigative journalist. You have serious talent in exposing the truth, but making it absolutely hilarious.

    • @steggopotamus
      @steggopotamus Год назад +1

      I could see him being a guest on some more news from time to time. That would be fun.

  • @joesweet7213
    @joesweet7213 Год назад +98

    Given the precedent set by the Daily Show, you may as well start a legit business for your comedic journalism. Have you registered the Coloradoan Times as a business entity yet?

    • @Colin_Boecker-Grieme
      @Colin_Boecker-Grieme Год назад +2

      No, because then he would have to have actual employees instead of whoever he makes up, I think.

    • @TheCrazyyGamer
      @TheCrazyyGamer Год назад +14

      @@Colin_Boecker-Griemeno it can be a LLC and just have himself as an employee and owner and all that jazz and later on if it gets bigger he can obviously hire more people. How do you think small businesses start lol

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer Год назад +1

      Well that would be difficult since it is the actual name of a newspaper

    • @MorningMeasure
      @MorningMeasure Год назад +2

      There would unfortunately be "higher" standards that would make it more difficult to operate like he does

  • @Rockwell108
    @Rockwell108 Год назад +4

    The Colorodoan Times is more real and straight forward than any news outlet I’ve ever seen.

  • @thegargoylecumeth7932
    @thegargoylecumeth7932 Год назад +7

    Remember, it's both trolling AND freelance investigative journalism

  • @highwayouttakes4570
    @highwayouttakes4570 Год назад +20

    This is legit real news with a comedic twist!!!!! Very refreshing

  • @thespiceman9367
    @thespiceman9367 Год назад +5

    You can *feel* the lady on the call wanting to rip out her hair in frustration. Thank you for your service, professional misinformation spreader Ben 👍

  • @florabee9283
    @florabee9283 Год назад +3

    The technology of interconnected instant video and the permanent recordings of events has outpaced the ability to lie for many entities.

  • @arthand7672
    @arthand7672 Год назад +3

    Gives off the same eneergy as "No, the store manager didn't say he was assaulted. He said he was attacked. Assault is a term that the police gave it but the manager said nothing like that. That is a law enforcement term"

  • @RyanLynch1
    @RyanLynch1 Год назад +11

    this is like Joe Lycett. i only recently found out about him and I think the US should have someone like that who exposes bad business with humor and trolling

  • @christianterrill3503
    @christianterrill3503 Год назад +29

    Its insane that cops that murdered a unarmed child gets treated better them some employees asking for a raise or to join a union.

    • @alienvomitsex
      @alienvomitsex Год назад +7

      “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
      Cops are the in-group. Almost all other workers are the out-group.

    • @IDoABitOfTrollin
      @IDoABitOfTrollin Год назад

      That came out of nowhere

    • @iananderson4754
      @iananderson4754 4 месяца назад

      ​@@alienvomitsex where is that from?

  • @svenbtb
    @svenbtb Год назад +4

    Used to work at Starbucks (near where this occurred), the manager definitely DID use the term kidnapping. Also, this is very much the experience of dealing with Starbucks corporate. They'll take any opportunity to throw their hourly workers under the bus and to keep from having to actually pay them (thus the unionization efforts), yet will bend over backwards to protect corporate and people who are salaried, even if it means outright lying.
    tl;dr Support your local coffee store, not Starbucks.

  • @MrsJulietteE
    @MrsJulietteE Год назад +10

    So did they get that raise or what?

  • @Nightswarmer
    @Nightswarmer Год назад +11

    Okay, but did they get a raise?
    Also, imagine you actually kidnapped your boss and got payed leave, while being under investigation.. xD

    • @TheIntJuggler
      @TheIntJuggler 9 месяцев назад

      Yes they got a raise. They got a generous pay increase that covers 10 percent of the cost of living increase.

  • @sirkingjamz101
    @sirkingjamz101 Год назад +7

    But did they get their raise? I'm left in suspense

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben Год назад +18

    Yeah, if you tell the police someone has you cornered and won’t let you leave the police are gonna think it’s Kidnapping

  • @Google_Does_Evil_Now
    @Google_Does_Evil_Now Год назад +2

    Starbucks statement seems defamatory to the workers who asked for a raise. I hope they can sue to restore their good reputation.

  • @UmbralDweller
    @UmbralDweller Год назад +3

    Really trying to gaslight you into believing the store manager called the police and said "nothing is happening come quickly" and that the police, without jumping to conclusions very reasonably considered this a serious incident and sent officers.

  • @JaeSwoboda
    @JaeSwoboda Год назад +11

    I love the fake, forced, “Mmmhmmm!” at the end of the video! 🤣

  • @toportime
    @toportime Год назад +1

    You are a hero of the people. Thank you.

  • @JoshuaCary
    @JoshuaCary Год назад +1

    Jordan Klepper vibes. Amazing bro.

  • @doom4067
    @doom4067 21 день назад

    "She didn't call it a kidnapping; she described their actions in such a way that the only legal term that law enforcement could use in their report is 'kidnapping'."

  • @krisartfox83
    @krisartfox83 7 месяцев назад +2

    i remember when i once asked for a raise, i got off with a night in jail and a 200$ fine, lucky me

  • @stephenpost6971
    @stephenpost6971 Год назад +1

    You are the champion of righting wrongs!!!

  • @jai49b
    @jai49b Год назад +1

    Love your work Ben

  • @veryfrozen3271
    @veryfrozen3271 7 часов назад

    Technically called false imprisonment kidnapping would be taking them to another room by force
    Hope these idiots lose tons of money in a court case

  • @dragonetafireball
    @dragonetafireball Год назад +2

    Lol at this point you’re doing more journalism than most newspapers

  • @jannikschneider7924
    @jannikschneider7924 Год назад +2

    It's nice that they got reinstated ... but did they get their raise?

  • @adrianghandtchi1562
    @adrianghandtchi1562 Год назад

    I wasn’t sure if it was going to be a joking video or not but you asked some really damn good questions and I appreciate your efforts.

  • @thePorchAssassin
    @thePorchAssassin Год назад +2

    I had a freind that worked there once, he was fired. His name was Robert Paulson.

  • @smithwesson373
    @smithwesson373 Год назад +1

    Should have ended with: - Did they get their raise?

  • @momsspaghetti7165
    @momsspaghetti7165 Год назад +1

    It’s only a matter of time before the algorithm picks you up helllla hard. Keep going!!!!

  • @falconfira
    @falconfira Год назад

    That's actually really kick ass reporting!

  • @nidodson
    @nidodson 5 месяцев назад

    The "uh huh" wasn't convincing that she believes it's good.

  • @enevarez1471
    @enevarez1471 6 дней назад

    These are the best. Love it.

  • @jamessutton1310
    @jamessutton1310 Год назад +2

    Brilliant. That lady had a loaded gun to her head and couldn’t have gotten out of that situation faster lol!

  • @munchkin7195
    @munchkin7195 Год назад

    You should add this to your phone calls playlist, this video is hilarious.

  • @igorluiz9551
    @igorluiz9551 Год назад

    This was a very confusing conversation lol good job

  • @greablood1072
    @greablood1072 Год назад +1

    Oh, that actually makes sense to me, a guy living in a gas leak

  • @EnjoySackLunch
    @EnjoySackLunch Год назад +1

    Ben I absolutely love how you’re taking this corporate boilerplate meaningless rhetoric and showing it for what it is.

  • @wiiseeyou
    @wiiseeyou Год назад

    The last "...mhm" was gold.

  • @sylv512
    @sylv512 Год назад

    god you are great
    i love how you waste their time and troll them in such a semi-serious way

  • @sanjayw9878
    @sanjayw9878 Год назад

    Thanks for this video

  • @Uzi381
    @Uzi381 Год назад +7

    Your such a W 💪🏽💪🏽

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier 26 дней назад

    That employee took 'gaslight gatekeeo girlboss' too seriously

  • @Cfomodz
    @Cfomodz Год назад

    I was waiting for the “So did they get the raise they were asking for?” at the end 😂

  • @donkeydeck5263
    @donkeydeck5263 Год назад +2

    Should have asked if they got a raise at the end

  • @lungonion963
    @lungonion963 Год назад

    this is actual investigative journalism in prank form brilliant

  • @mdj.6179
    @mdj.6179 Год назад +1

    Not disciplined? Then reinstated? Doesn't that imply that they were at least suspended...if not terminated?
    Isn't that discipline?

  • @BirthQuakeRecords
    @BirthQuakeRecords Год назад

    That final “mm-hmm” was hilarious for some reason.

  • @richardsousa2625
    @richardsousa2625 5 месяцев назад

    Wild that they had the most UNPREPARED speaker call you. Normally these companies surgically craft a written response. They sent this woman to the wolves

  • @noahthenormal
    @noahthenormal Год назад

    "We would not say a kidnapping happened, but something that law enforcement would call 'kidnapping' definitely did happen."

  • @angelaengle12
    @angelaengle12 Год назад +1

    This guy is a case of "I'm not the villian you were expecting".

  • @jerrysosa3439
    @jerrysosa3439 Год назад

    Best report ever. Damn the Man

  • @EpicRaf
    @EpicRaf Месяц назад

    They aren't even giving you a sleeve with your drink anymore

  • @Dethneko
    @Dethneko Год назад +1

    You should have asked if they got their raise.

  • @nightpups5835
    @nightpups5835 Год назад +2

    wow, this is one of the few times you sound more confused than the person on the other end.

  • @carljones9640
    @carljones9640 6 месяцев назад

    Do you ever wonder how broken our legal system is when you can just abuse it by dodging questions constantly?

  • @mcoutis
    @mcoutis Год назад

    Being suspended with pay provides you the perfect opportunity to find other employment.

  • @Hopefullyhelping5050
    @Hopefullyhelping5050 6 месяцев назад

    Its a jumping to conclusion mat lol 😂 thank you

  • @anfo_4241
    @anfo_4241 7 месяцев назад +1

    That Starbuck's rep spinning some of those 'aternative facts'

  • @Suzzers
    @Suzzers Год назад +1

    Dang that rep on the phone was trying so hard to protect that other manager who called 911... Really shows how terrible of a company they are lol

  • @scottabc72
    @scottabc72 Год назад

    These videos are amazing

  • @CrypticRite
    @CrypticRite Год назад

    Getting more answers then an actual reporter. Any legal team would LOVE to have that phone call recorded and under their save files.

  • @ChrisPierreBacon
    @ChrisPierreBacon Год назад +2

    Wow that's a King Karen move calling the police on your teenage employees for asking for a raise.

  • @SunnyDiegoProduction
    @SunnyDiegoProduction Год назад

    You’re a better journalist than most journalists 😂

  • @apophenic_
    @apophenic_ 9 месяцев назад

    This was amazing

  • @reed6514
    @reed6514 3 месяца назад

    You can FOIA Request for calls to police dispatch & at least get a transcript.
    May vary by state or even municipality. If your request is denied, your attorney general's office may have a department for appeals.

  • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
    @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 Год назад +3

    Fucking brilliant work here.

  • @13crazydaisies
    @13crazydaisies Год назад

    Ooof that "mmmhmm" at the end was overly careful and SO insincere.

  • @dtxgmoney
    @dtxgmoney 8 месяцев назад +1

    I know it's almost a year later but FOIA the audio of the 9-1-1 call 😂

  • @iananderson4754
    @iananderson4754 4 месяца назад

    She could have easily said that the company just didnt agree with the manager calling it a kidnapping. Why would that be so hard to do?

  • @thopoulosp.4893
    @thopoulosp.4893 Год назад +1

    "With pay", you said? Thank you, Starbucks!

  • @mattz5747
    @mattz5747 Год назад

    This guy is the best!!!!

  • @JoeSmith-cu1pm
    @JoeSmith-cu1pm Год назад +3

    Bottom line: shouldn't have called the police. They only made things worse.

  • @Stuff_And_Things
    @Stuff_And_Things Год назад

    Starbucks assigned this poor girl the task of diplomat. Definitely not a diplomat.

  • @MegaCassie83
    @MegaCassie83 Год назад +1

    In order to have a term like kidnapping on a police report the person who called and made the report would have had to say kidnapping

  • @randomfurrymanintheinternet
    @randomfurrymanintheinternet Год назад +1

    this is why i would buy a coffee machine instead of going to starbucks

  • @beecee793
    @beecee793 Год назад +1

    Need more