Every Pokémon VS One Billion Lions - The Final Argument

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  • @masonkay7024
    @masonkay7024 Год назад +59

    The problem is the question isn’t posed as a 1v1 duel it’s posed as if all lions and Pokémon are on the field at once

    • @Goofyahartesticles
      @Goofyahartesticles 11 месяцев назад +12

      And the lions will still get dog waked by Arceus alone

    • @yalkn2073
      @yalkn2073 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Goofyahartesticles Arceus can get killed by an electric rat

    • @fresnonightcrawler4910
      @fresnonightcrawler4910 10 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@yalkn2073only for the sake of gameplay in canon lore he is immune

    • @yalkn2073
      @yalkn2073 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@fresnonightcrawler4910 In anime, he gets killed by a rock

    • @fresnonightcrawler4910
      @fresnonightcrawler4910 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@yalkn2073 that's a wildly simplified version of what happens in the movie but ok

  • @Jugement
    @Jugement Год назад +108

    "The Pokémon can never win"
    With your ruleset, a ghost mon, a mon with a life steal move, or just a slightly bulky mon with leftovers can all beat 1.000.000 lions

    • @traylon687
      @traylon687 Год назад +22

      Based on this a Trevenant with Harvest, a Leppa Berry, and Horn Leech just solos every lion.

    • @DoofusLookingThang
      @DoofusLookingThang Год назад +12

      ​@@traylon687 lions also struggle against the slowbro stall

    • @DoofusLookingThang
      @DoofusLookingThang Год назад +2

      ​@@traylon687 but it does require a trainer

    • @Jugement
      @Jugement Год назад +8

      @@traylon687 Or any pokemon with access to recycle along normal immunity or recovery yeah
      Since it used to be both a tutor move and a TM at some point, the list is quite long

    • @shockwave6709
      @shockwave6709 Год назад +2

      what about attacks the hit more then one pokemon. it could hit alot of the lions. also moves like sand attack and double team

  • @minorlover6938
    @minorlover6938 Год назад +50

    0:29 Saying the Primeape dex entry is inaccurate didn't age so well lol

    • @DistractedCoder
      @DistractedCoder  Год назад +14

      Haha, oh my god, you're right. He did die

    • @NolanHow
      @NolanHow 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@DistractedCoderalso magcargo is hotter then the surface of the sun for a rough equivalent is some fires there are things a lot hotter then the surface of the sun so

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 4 месяца назад +8

    Bro really just said: “I know the lore clearly states this Pokémon could solo all the lions alone but I don’t personally believe that so I’m not going to soo much as consider that a thing”
    Like kyogre ALONE could just drown all the lions alone, I’m really unsure how they’d be able to stand against literal global flooding

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 2 месяца назад +1

      This is a joke.
      The original vid

  • @ComedyActionComics
    @ComedyActionComics Год назад +98

    None of entries are embellishments. That magcargo is simply doing what ponyta and sharpedo did which is turn off it's bodily functions to avoid hurting those it cares about. In one episode Brock pointed out that sharpedos rough skin wasn't effecting him anymore and in another episode ponytas flames didn't hurt ash once he gained it's trust. The professors write the pokedex entries and they've spent decades researching pokemon to discover their mysteries and wouldn't just make things up. Pokemon is a game where the only way to communicate information about pokemon is through the pokedex. The pokedex was game freaks intention and hold all the feats any pokemon should ever need. A mountain a level attack from a gigalith should do the trick or maybe a mach speed multi mountain level close combat from a machamp ? The anime is also inaccurate at times and wasn't made to portray the pokedex entries.

    • @TTVArgusGuy
      @TTVArgusGuy Год назад +3

      the issue is that the games, the pokédex and the anime follow 3 entirely different sets of logic. you can only stick to one imo. and i think the lions win in all 3

    • @ocarinatales1331
      @ocarinatales1331 Год назад +3

      There are very much embilishments in the dex entries, no offense. Lions still handily lose, but dex entries aren't why.
      Ranged attacks paired with flying and underwater pokemon are a bigger reason though. Or digging pokemon. Or pokemon made of literal fire or lava.

    • @REDscar9000
      @REDscar9000 Год назад +8

      @@TTVArgusGuy you think the lions win with the pokedex logic when dialga and palkia control all of time and space?? Or in the anime logic when they have been blatantly shown to have nearly destroyed/erased numerous universes on *accident* because thye were fighing with eachother??? Not to mention victini *the victory pokemon*

    • @jamiepotter8802
      @jamiepotter8802 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@TTVArgusGuy there is no universe where the lions win in the pokedex and i think the pokemon also win in the anime as well

  • @failurextreme7084
    @failurextreme7084 Год назад +24

    Kyogre and Groudon literally change the earth by showing up and this is seen in game. Huge quantities of the lions are killed by the floods and volcanic destruction alone. Like the legendaries just based on what we can physically see them do to the planet throughout the series would be enough. By their very nature dialga, palkia, and giritina should be able to basically do it alone. They dont have to use moves to manipulate the world around them. This also seems to underestimate the destructive power of moves. This seems to be assuming its 1v1s but if you had a large group of lions and say Pikachu rains down a thunderbolt or two thats not going to take out a single lion thats going to have huge effects on the entire field. I also stuggle with the idea that lions could ever kill steel type pokemon. If a lion bites down on a magnemite with static that is in fact a lion that is now paralyzed and dying of hunger while the little steel magnet boy just continues obliviously floating around unfazed.

  • @Jesus___Christ
    @Jesus___Christ Год назад +140

    The ghost pokemon are literally untouchable by lions

    • @a_uman7782
      @a_uman7782 Год назад +9

      Bite/crunch

    • @jessequigley3528
      @jessequigley3528 Год назад +37

      @@a_uman7782 in this situation they only have scratch
      1:21

    • @Max_Power_
      @Max_Power_ Год назад +17

      They still run out of pp and die by struggle.

    • @jessequigley3528
      @jessequigley3528 Год назад +1

      @@Max_Power_ oh yea forgot about that

    • @rest1585
      @rest1585 Год назад +4

      @@a_uman7782 Plus how tf would they touch Gengar if he’s in the air

  • @kbowman772
    @kbowman772 Год назад +28

    Yeah, I'm just going to copy some other folks and bring up that if you're doing single battles only rather than double or horde battles where spread moves are a thing, allowing infinite PP from ethers should have sealed the deal for the Pokémon since the lions should never have gotten off their attacks in the first place.

    • @yalkn2073
      @yalkn2073 11 месяцев назад +2

      "allowing infinite PP from ethers", might aswell give lions guns if you are allowing outside items

    • @kbowman772
      @kbowman772 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@yalkn2073 I was responding to the scenario that he brought up in the video. Wolfey already showed how it was unnecessary.

    • @teathion
      @teathion 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@kbowman772 Bruh, people that watched Wolfey's videos using the argument that spread moves hit all BILLION LIONS, instead of only 5. Just stop.

    • @masonkay7024
      @masonkay7024 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@teathion that’s the game’s logic pick what kind of logic we are using if it’s game logic lions lose Pokédex logic lions lose anime logic lions lose no matter how you twist it Pokémon win easily

  • @owenbridgers
    @owenbridgers 11 месяцев назад +6

    Imagine looking at God and saying “Nah but Lions beat God”

  • @ivysaur2thefirst
    @ivysaur2thefirst 8 месяцев назад +6

    Here's a major flaw that I didn't see anyone mentioning, and that is Lions are NOT Pokémon. They don't have types and most importantly they don't use moves. There is a distinct difference between a general action and a Pokémon move.
    Pokemon are also surprisingly durable. A lvl 1 caterpie can take the most powerful Pokémon move to the face and the most it will do is faint. If that is the case, then a simple lion slap or bite would do jack diddly squat to any Pokemon, regardless of what they're made of.

  • @ORDER_OF_THE_EZIC_STAR1982
    @ORDER_OF_THE_EZIC_STAR1982 Год назад +6

    Yveltal dies
    All lions: wait... Wait nooooooo

  • @mr_chicken_3578
    @mr_chicken_3578 11 месяцев назад +6

    Throw a magicarp in the ocean, and Pokemon win against 1 billion lions.

  • @deadlydingus1138
    @deadlydingus1138 11 месяцев назад +4

    Counter to the first argument: The sun in the Pokémon world is different from the one in our world.

  • @bolt_beam
    @bolt_beam Год назад +7

    Arceus is literally a God. Dialga or Palkia alone are capable of destroying and recreating the universe (lore). Those pokemon are literally just small parts of arcues(lore). If not, rayquaza chills in the ozone layer, maybe chucks down a few meteors, and happily waits for the lions to kill themselves (lore). Kyogre floods the entire earth with its presence (lore). Primal groudon is so powerful that water evaporates nearby him… that’s more than enough to kill the lions when they’re nearby (game mechanics). Hell, a steelix can’t even be fucking scratched by a lion, he can just chill underground and wait for the lions to follow, inevitably being trapped underground because steelixs tunnel system doesn’t have a ladder (anime and lore). Let’s just say that even with a billion lions, they can’t hurt pokemon. Eternatus can just forcefully dynamax every Pokémon and make them wreak havok (lore and story). Well, the pokemon have such a high durability that they could probably sleep off the lions attacks, literally not even being badly damaged by anything, hell even Ashs pikachu can no sell attacks which can vaporise concrete or cut through trees like butter. Lions can’t do shit.
    Bad argument, you’re dumb, I’m right. Screw you!

    • @What14739
      @What14739 2 месяца назад

      Calm down it ain’t that serious chill the fuck out you act like your actually offended by this shit

  • @splatmaster1903
    @splatmaster1903 Год назад +40

    While I do appreciate the more analytical approach taken in this video, the way the pokemon are simulated puts them at an unfair disadvantage. For the sake of simplification you made it into a numbers game, 1 pokemon using their strongest attack against 1 lion using its strongest attack. But the pokemon's strength lies in strategy and outstanding individuals, not numbers. In the 1v1 format, a funbro set could easily solo the whole billion. And if the 1v1 format was abandoned in favor of a free for all, any ghost type whose move's pp adds up to more than 56(scratch's pp) can struggle stall the lions. This is all still ignoring dex entries, because if they aren't ignored then Yveltal wins by default, "When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more."
    -Alpha Saphire dex entry

    • @blumwashere
      @blumwashere Год назад +2

      im pretty sure any Pokémon with the harvest ability to infinitely spawn leppa berries absolutely dominates, and it's extremely improbable to miss a 50% roll 10 times in a row to miss the chance (plus just use sunny day to make it 100% lol)
      lions lose to tropius, trevenent, Exeggutor, and basically any Pokémon with recycle as well

    • @yalkn2073
      @yalkn2073 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@blumwashere Pokemon are not that smart

    • @vincentebanks3464
      @vincentebanks3464 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@yalkn2073Pokemon are literally right below humans, not to mention Arceus and mew can act like trainers.
      If we are just going by game cannon we know gen 3 legendaries can used like literal doomsday devices. 1 billion lions would fit in Texas. Remember lions roamed most of the earth at one point but some are on the brink of extension to monkeys with sticks.

    • @yalkn2073
      @yalkn2073 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@vincentebanks3464 Have you ever seen Mewtwo or Arceus use items or useful ability combos on their own?
      Also, 1 billion is a lot of lions. Lions can just stall the move PP

    • @vincentebanks3464
      @vincentebanks3464 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@yalkn2073 a billion when it comes to life is not a lot when we are talking about animals they would fit in Texas. Considering humans have a hard with mild hurricanes lions stand no chance against mass flooding or even droughts. Remember a rock smaller than ny took out 90% of all life on land. You could also just starve the lions too death.

  • @ugochukwunyere3196
    @ugochukwunyere3196 11 месяцев назад +9

    And what if you remove the limitation of Pokémon only being able to attack one target and have them be able to attack as many as they want with any moves?

  • @jetblock6324
    @jetblock6324 Год назад +33

    the video was very fun. But why do we have to consider that all lions and pokemon battle 1v1 and not multi battles?

    • @aaronwright485
      @aaronwright485 Год назад

      We do consider that

    • @aaronwright485
      @aaronwright485 Год назад +1

      This video did not for some reason

    • @locar99
      @locar99 Год назад

      literal wolfy already did that and man pokemon would do like 8.75958015E122 damage

    • @jetblock6324
      @jetblock6324 Год назад

      @@locar99 ikr he did it years ago hahaha

    • @jetblock6324
      @jetblock6324 Год назад

      If we look according to games basically kyogre alone ohko's and if according to anime...a lot of pokemon can fly and attack the lions and just go away when they get tired

  • @idkwhattoputhere5193
    @idkwhattoputhere5193 Год назад +8

    One point I would like to make. This is to stop 'what if the Lion did this' bullshit. This would be Canon, fucking Canon Pokemon vs canon lions. What I mean by canon lions, is how they act in real life. And as you know real life lions aren't able to do the be things you guys say fanon lions do.

    • @idkwhattoputhere5193
      @idkwhattoputhere5193 Год назад +2

      I said this because every other video was more than a year old

  • @skenana
    @skenana Год назад +7

    The problem with the simulation, is that almost every pokemon has a speed stat above 25, and if they are level 100, with the lions being level 17, the lions will never outspeed the pokemon. This means that the lions will never get a single hit in on a pokemon faster than them, if the pokemon has infinite pp. Take Appletun for example. It has 30 base speed, which is already double the lions, and with the level difference, no matter how bad its nature or Ivs are, it will always outspeed the lions. Have it hold a leppa berry, give it recycle, and any attacking move, and it could kill every single lion itself.

    • @DistractedCoder
      @DistractedCoder  Год назад +2

      I think you're the first person to mention speed. In mine, the attacks both happen simultaneously

  • @onup1475
    @onup1475 Год назад +8

    Well.... Not exactly if the pokemon truly have infinite PP than any ghost type would kill a billion lions. As it was stated all the lion has the move scratch wich is a normal move and of course ghost are immune to.

  • @PinkGoldBeans6197
    @PinkGoldBeans6197 Год назад +7

    Can't use game mechanics, by that logic 1000 plushies could beat a Nuclear missile. You gotta go by dex, anime or the manga. In any of them, the pokemon will DEMOLISH.

    • @joshuafrazier3904
      @joshuafrazier3904 Месяц назад

      Hell you could limit yourself to only game cutscene feats and still win for the Pokémon. It really says a lot that in order for lions to win in any version basically every Pokemon ability must be taken away from the Pokemon and even still the lions can still lose

  • @davhardie2356
    @davhardie2356 3 месяца назад +3

    you forgot the 4,294,967,296 spinda in the different forms. and leftovers and the fact that with endless pp a single ghost solos. and just in general how slanted in favor the lions are.

  • @tylermays8066
    @tylermays8066 8 месяцев назад +3

    Kingambit has gained strength for the fallen

    • @ZinniaFan
      @ZinniaFan 5 месяцев назад +2

      He just gets as strong as Arceus

  • @TheRedRabbit08
    @TheRedRabbit08 Год назад +9

    Excuse me excuse me yes, Arceus is fucking god, Steelix is made out of actual steel, Kyogre can flood the entire planet and most Pokemon can cause mass extinction easily. a lion is a big cat who sometimes goes hungry because they cannot catch a fast gazelle. The debate was finished before it started

    • @Rick-ue3zb
      @Rick-ue3zb Год назад +4

      And if we do abilities shedninja has wanderguard

    • @gamer-guy32
      @gamer-guy32 Год назад +3

      Exactly steelix is tougher than diamonds and eats boulders

    • @samykalacelle8143
      @samykalacelle8143 Год назад

      Thats using pokedex entries again, in the end you can defeat any pokemon with another pokemon that higher level and has decent moves so even a ratata or a magicarp can defeat god. If they can be defeated by a 9 year old then they arnt that good imo

    • @TheRedRabbit08
      @TheRedRabbit08 Год назад +2

      @@samykalacelle8143 Uhm, no. That's using common sense and the actual STORY, Good try though.

    • @josecriollo6976
      @josecriollo6976 Год назад +2

      @@samykalacelle8143 That's like saying that because sonic isn't going at the speed of light in-game he can't do it irl

  • @157kaito
    @157kaito Год назад +28

    question seeing as you are using mainline game logic to answer this question would your opinion change if instead of a one vs one battle system if instead the battle system was more like mystery dungeon? Because in reality the fight would not be orderly or clean cut but instead an all out brawl where a move light thunder could one shot multiple opponent at once.

    • @Yepitsmedude
      @Yepitsmedude Год назад +2

      Good point. Also, what about moves like surf? In game (not mystery dungeon) surf could kill 7 level 17s easily

    • @andre25salv38
      @andre25salv38 Год назад +1

      @@Yepitsmedude by game logic it would hit every single opponent in the battle

    • @aaronwright485
      @aaronwright485 Год назад +1

      That’s how most people see the debate horde vs horde

    • @yalkn2073
      @yalkn2073 Месяц назад

      @@andre25salv38By game logic, it would hit 5 lions

    • @andre25salv38
      @andre25salv38 Месяц назад

      @@yalkn2073 nuh uh

  • @thelastmlg2699
    @thelastmlg2699 Год назад +15

    The pokedex is not wrong, we have seen what is described there multiple times, the reason they didn't die to marcago is because
    1. It is it's body temperature, the heat doesn't matter if it doesn't spread enough.
    2. Humans can survive pokemon attacks.
    3. Pokemon can hold back their powers.
    And your other examples over it are weird as well, like, why does knocking mountains or jumping the eifel tower sound weird? We have seen pokemon move at extreme speeds, jump very high, and even cause massive explosions, hell in the manga a dragonair nuked a city and a drifloon caused a mountain dwarfing explosion, in the anime pikachu destroyed a small mountain early in his journey, piplup created a massive whirlpool, buneary froze a lake and sunk a ship too, that just shows what they can do, not what they fo all the time
    And yes, the anime and manga are canon to the games, we got evidence on that.
    Anyway yeah, using game marchanics made explicitly to have a balanced match, while translating lions as pokemon obviously gives lions the wins, but using real logic and information, a lot of pokemon would solo them
    Even team rocket's meowth would solo the lions unironically

  • @Gb484
    @Gb484 Год назад +14

    Common mistake people believe that just by being close to Macargo you would die but you would have to be almost directly touching it.

    • @kannan07
      @kannan07 Год назад +1

      Also,fire types,every single one of them
      Can control their temperature
      I get that this info is like 26 years old and was only mentioned once and only in the anime
      BUT THIS SHOULD BE COMMON SENSE
      HOW DO THESE PEOPLE THINK,A SUNKERN SURVIVES A HEAT CRASH FROM GROUDON
      Yes its not gonna happen,groudon isnt gonna jump onto a sunkern
      AN EMBOAR MIGHT
      SUNKERN STILL AINT DYING

    • @REDscar9000
      @REDscar9000 Год назад +1

      Im pretty sure being close to somthing that hot would kill you, i mean just being close to a garbage fire was a bit to hot for me imagine something as hot as the surface of the sun

    • @masonkay7024
      @masonkay7024 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@REDscar9000 yea but like you need to stand next to it loxstin covered that because of how thermal dynamics work it would have a very short range

  • @riamu94
    @riamu94 Год назад +6

    Mewtwo alone is enough to destroy all lions in the entire world 💀

  • @viktorgorbunov7084
    @viktorgorbunov7084 4 месяца назад +2

    As a shedinja strat user you need a random pokemon with sturdy a mew and a shedinja
    So first turn mew gets sturdy shedinja uses a random move and the pokemon that had sturdy uses earthquake
    Second turn you make shedinja undestructeble by giving it sturdy
    Or they are all dead cuz of earthquake

  • @DecoyZ
    @DecoyZ 7 месяцев назад +1

    Even if we only go by what we SEE in the anime and games.. the lions lose instantly because of Pokemon Emerald.
    Or ghost pokemon.. like just one ghost pokemon, it'd take a long time.. but just one ghost pokemon

  • @lightningstrike9876
    @lightningstrike9876 Год назад +15

    Mewtwo can learn both Recover and Recycle. Give it a Leppa berry at the start of the fight, and let it sweep through all one billion lions solo. The lions will never out-damage recover, even with the pauses to use Recycle, so Mewtwo just has to grind away at a billion of them.

  • @raxhanastha5310
    @raxhanastha5310 Год назад +4

    That gigantamax skyscraper would just crush these lions and don't even talk about the huge wall attack

  • @Mondaybomb
    @Mondaybomb Год назад +15

    The second he started saying the dex entries were exaggerated was when I knew this vid would be wrong 💀

    • @hussainalaiwi9270
      @hussainalaiwi9270 Год назад

      Ya base stats are also stupid this fat can can't run faster than a jet

    • @REDscar9000
      @REDscar9000 Год назад +5

      Some dex entries may be exaggerated a litte honestly. Either that or the pokemon worlds just built different. Yeah probably that i mean if slugma can exist and ponyta can make its flames not hurt its rider than going by dex entries dialga *ALONE* wipes the lions, hell, dialga and palkia nearly destroyed numerous universes as a *byproduct* of there battle

  • @GodzillaFreak
    @GodzillaFreak Год назад +4

    Status moves have entered the chat. Ghost types have entered the chat.

  • @anomymous1286
    @anomymous1286 Год назад +6

    Its not "1 billion lions in a row" its "1 billion lions"

  • @theonesithtorulethemall
    @theonesithtorulethemall Год назад +7

    Have you ever considert, that in a world where your average animal can move mountains, the hummans are a bit stronger then normal???

    • @REDscar9000
      @REDscar9000 Год назад +1

      Not enough people consider this

  • @willietowns8105
    @willietowns8105 Год назад +9

    the problem with this type of scaling is that video game pokemon are made to be more balanced due to that fact that the game makers dont want every running around with 6 mewtwos and destorying everyone and the pokemon anime is made for kids so they obviously arent gonna have the whole gang fucking die so the poke dex is really the only reliable source

    • @Max_Power_
      @Max_Power_ Год назад +2

      Pokedex is the only reliable source:
      - Gardevoir makes a black hole to protect it's trainer, killing the trainer and destroying the whole world.
      - Wailord according to it's volume and density should be lighter than air floating to the atmosphere like a balloon, impossible to submerge under water.
      - Tyranitar's body can't be harmed by any sort of attack, so Pokemons can't damage it in any way, doesn't matter that it has x4 weakness against fight type, it can't be harmed.
      - Trainers with Victini always win, doesn't matter against who, it's impossible to be defeated.
      Yeah... About the Pokedex being reliable...

    • @bobydocky9641
      @bobydocky9641 Год назад +3

      Name one time in the anime victini lost
      See the celebi movie for tyranitar
      Warlord is famous for his move bounce making him fly into the air
      And gardvoir could very well be able to make black holes heck even in real life making black holes is possible it’s just useless

    • @bobydocky9641
      @bobydocky9641 Год назад +1

      Wailord lol am dumb but point still stsnds

    • @Max_Power_
      @Max_Power_ Год назад

      @@bobydocky9641 How can a black hole protect her trainer? It either destroys the whole world and the trainer with it, or it's completely useless and disintegrates instantly. Also I'm not talking about anime since it has a lot of nonsenses too and the story was originally based from the games.

    • @bobydocky9641
      @bobydocky9641 Год назад +2

      @@Max_Power_ even a black hole that would disintegrate instantly would be usable just a matter of how and there a theoretical size where you could disintegrate a Persians upper body or remove all air from the lungs while still not having enough mass to grow and (live?) etc. and as for the anime not making sense sure but neither do the games the only Pokémon media that even makes some sense is the tcg since it doesn’t really have lore

  • @yahyaemad4264
    @yahyaemad4264 Год назад +8

    But if lions only had scratch which has 40 pp then that means the lions will ALSO struggle since it’s game mechanics

    • @DistractedCoder
      @DistractedCoder  Год назад +4

      Struggle was taken out later. However, the lions never lived long enough to use a move 40 times.

    • @yahyaemad4264
      @yahyaemad4264 Год назад

      @@DistractedCoder 👍🏻

    • @bolt_beam
      @bolt_beam Год назад +1

      @@DistractedCoderthey shouldn’t have lived long enough to use it once, pokemon would outspeed and one shot every single lion.

    • @REDscar9000
      @REDscar9000 Год назад +3

      How are they killing rock, steel, and *ghost* types with scratch???

    • @z-ro1641
      @z-ro1641 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@REDscar9000because the guy has removed type advantages

  • @Robot_972
    @Robot_972 Год назад +2

    “The pokedex is exaggerated”
    Have you SEEN the things pokemon are capable of in the anime, manga, hell even in the games themselves?
    And that’s ignoring the pokedex consistently being proven as an accurate source

    • @DistractedCoder
      @DistractedCoder  11 месяцев назад

      "A more reliable and consistent measurement of their power comes from the games."

    • @exaltedfalcheon1793
      @exaltedfalcheon1793 2 месяца назад

      ​@@DistractedCoderSure, the games. where a Rattata could beat literally anything! Surely a reliable and consistent source.

    • @joshuafrazier3904
      @joshuafrazier3904 Месяц назад

      @@DistractedCoderI agree with this statement so why aren’t you using game feats? Why won’t Dialga stop time? That is a feat from the mystery dungeon games or why doesn’t Arceus time travel? That’s a feat from legends Arceus are you saying that those games are not canon? If so I understand you clearly only meant mainline series games but that then begs the question on why Dialga and Palkia don’t work together to reset reality? I mean they were going to do that in the Sinnoh mainline story games weren’t they?

  • @danimgmd3510
    @danimgmd3510 Год назад +1

    The thing is, pokemon will always have new pokemon, so at a certain point, the pokemon will win at certain point in time, once you reach it, you can never turn back

  • @rest1585
    @rest1585 Год назад +6

    Bro wtf are they gonna do to Victini. 😂

  • @Sab0_
    @Sab0_ 5 месяцев назад +1

    All it would take is one helping hand to kyogre and then primordial sea. It hits ALL of the lions. Instant kill

  • @quixotix9540
    @quixotix9540 Год назад +5

    Doesn't earthquake hit everything on the field possible though?

  • @indiana47
    @indiana47 Год назад +1

    Lions are incapable of interdimensional travel, Giratina is.

  • @Goatx2899
    @Goatx2899 Год назад +3

    Easy explanation
    Rayquaza runs away and the lions cannot harm him meaning the Pokémon are not all dead yet and the lions will starve and be dead because science and stuff.
    You,sir have just been disproved

    • @DistractedCoder
      @DistractedCoder  Год назад +2

      Running away does not win a fight

    • @bobydocky9641
      @bobydocky9641 Год назад +2

      But it does restore wild legendary Pokémon to full health

    • @Max_Power_
      @Max_Power_ Год назад

      @@bobydocky9641 Running away equals to surrender. And no, wild legendary Pokemon running away don't restore the hp.

    • @bobydocky9641
      @bobydocky9641 Год назад +1

      Running away doesn’t equal a surrender that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard I guess when a single soldier backs up a country gives up a war huh I guess when someone is wounded and is taken to a medic station they surrender like seriously running away isn’t a surrender
      Second yep my bad it’s pp regeneration thought it said

    • @starmatter4429
      @starmatter4429 Год назад +1

      @@DistractedCoder what if Rayquaza attacks from the sky?

  • @Y.T.STachi
    @Y.T.STachi Год назад +6

    1 billion lions va God and his army of mytical beast. . .bruh

  • @AirKV
    @AirKV Год назад +4

    Cap there is literally another video that goes way better into detail that states literally states all the reasons why the lions would get clapped

  • @ThatPillow
    @ThatPillow Год назад +2

    Alright here's one argument and be aware I am not a mathematician, it could actually be something like 10^204 and I'm just really bad at math
    Over three hundred Pokemon learn helping hand, and the bonuses multiply each other for example a 100 power move boosted by 2 helping hands first gets boosted by 50% so 150 then the next boost is improving it to 225 since that's 150% of 150
    So have Kyogre use water spout with the boost of that many helping hands, Water Spout is a Spread move so it will hit ALL the lions at once, and have Grafaiai use Doodle on Stonjurner so ALL Pokemon without any "special abilities" like disguise or hunger switch give 30% boost each to Kyogre, Kyogre doesn't boost themselves though.
    Now we can have Oranguru use Instruct to make it after Kyogre uses the steroid boosted a second time and Smeargle can copy that so it happens 3 times
    We can also have a Prankster Riolu set up wide guard to block priority effects, then Greninja with Mat Block to protect all Pokemon from all damaging effects and Klefki with Crafty Shield to block all non damaging effects
    This would basically make it at least 10^64 damage, and that doesn't include the 2 uses of Instruct, for scale 1 billion is 10^12 and the amount of DNA base pairs in the world is around 10^37, the amount of seconds that ticked down since the start of time is 10^20
    To know how big 10^64 looks, a cheat is when doing 10^X write a 1 and follow it with X 0s
    So the damage would be a 1 followed by over 64 0s x3

    • @DistractedCoder
      @DistractedCoder  Год назад

      Wow, if this ever happens in real life, I'm electing you as leader of the Pokemon side. Definitely sounds plausible but I'm not simulating that.

    • @dewdewloo
      @dewdewloo Год назад +2

      @@DistractedCoder search up wolfeyvgc’s vid cuz this is literally his exact plan, just stolen by this dude lol

  • @therandomchannelx4875
    @therandomchannelx4875 Год назад

    I don’t really agree with the video but I think you did a great job putting your view on it and it’s a really good video

  • @Crescence_
    @Crescence_ Год назад +3

    Everyone be chillin until necrozma eats the sun. it isnt even a pokedex thing in lore the dimension of ultra megaopolix (I think that's the name) is our universe in size and necrozma consumed all the light in the universe including stars

  • @teabown02
    @teabown02 Месяц назад

    Rayquaza can breathe in space. Lions cannot. Rayquaza sits there and draco meteors the heck out of em

  • @allenbouasri9074
    @allenbouasri9074 10 месяцев назад

    While there are definitely some flaws, this is still a very cool simulation. I really like what you made here.

  • @meme_lover.69
    @meme_lover.69 Месяц назад +1

    lil bro forgor shedinja can pass around wonder guard after using mimic and entrainment to pass on to another ally ✋😭
    imagine regigigas with it ✋😭

  • @ChunkyBoi5560
    @ChunkyBoi5560 Год назад +2

    magcargo is as hot as the sun, they just didnt want the main character of the pokemon anime to be incinerated instantly

    • @DistractedCoder
      @DistractedCoder  Год назад +1

      Hmm, sounds inaccurate then. Magcargo must not be as hot as the sun

    • @Kirby_solos_your_verse
      @Kirby_solos_your_verse 3 месяца назад +1

      i am 8 months late but in the pokemon anime when there is a hot pokemon they say that it doesnt hurt the ones they trust for example when ash wanted to ride ponita first he fire hurt but then the ponita trusted him and it wasnt hot anymore maybe magacrgo lowered his temprature

    • @joshuafrazier3904
      @joshuafrazier3904 Месяц назад

      @@DistractedCoderI mean there is an argument that Macargo can control its heat since we know fire types can control there flames temperatures which is why Ponyta and Rapidash can be ridden. Also if you are going to complain about the anime invalidati no the Pokédex then at least use anime feats because technically speaking if we were to exclude the anime there is nothing actually stopping the Pokédex entries from the games from being technically true. Of course this doesn’t matter cause Dialga and Palkia can reset the universe which is a game cutscene feat so it is definitely cannon!!

  • @Sp00D3Rm4N
    @Sp00D3Rm4N Год назад +5

    Bro if it was based on a game 1000 babies could beat a tank

    • @SosoAndMe
      @SosoAndMe Год назад +3

      I've never seen such fax before

  • @Mattyzer0
    @Mattyzer0 2 месяца назад

    So basically most of these pokemon are just killing themselves here.

  • @madiliarianawati5424
    @madiliarianawati5424 Год назад

    underrated

  • @notdog6642
    @notdog6642 Год назад +3

    ONE haunter solos, hell, ANY ghost type pokemon solos, they CANNOT be hit by physical attacks. which is all the lions have in damage.

  • @gamershane07
    @gamershane07 Год назад +1

    The reason I think Pokémon would win because we got eternamax eternatus, Primal Kyogre, Primal Groudon, Mega Rayquaza, Arceus, 100% form Zygarde, ultra Necrozma, Sun form Necrozma, moon form Necrozma, Yveltal, Palkia, Giratina, Dialga, thunderous, tornadus, landerous, enamorus, UNbound Hoopa. just these Pokemon could take out them

  • @RomanHawkins-re7wv
    @RomanHawkins-re7wv 3 месяца назад

    I have a slight suspicion that in real life it might go different. But great vid!

  • @familyfungaming6925
    @familyfungaming6925 2 месяца назад

    Remember this is following the games
    Think of Pidgeot just flying and coming down when needed
    Or Gengar being invisible until it wants to attack
    Gyarados flying while shooting hydro pump you need?
    How about Gigantamax Charizard burning like quite a bit of the lions
    Arceus is just ya know

  • @mildyCMF
    @mildyCMF 2 месяца назад

    Him when he realizes arceus is literally god in the pokemon universe

  • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
    @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj 3 месяца назад

    Can I have the link to the simulation you used?

  • @NoteGames380
    @NoteGames380 Год назад +2

    Why are they fighting them one on one though? Why not just surf them all. Lions can’t hide in pokeballs

  • @DreepyDude
    @DreepyDude Год назад +3

    So if i fought a billion lions with a single trevenant holding a leppa Berry, I win?

  • @darrenhalim9211
    @darrenhalim9211 3 месяца назад

    Even if you use the rules from this video, tropius solo with this set:
    Tropius @ Leppa Berry
    Ability: Harvest
    Tera Type: Steel
    EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
    Bold Nature
    IVs: 0 Atk
    - Substitute
    - Protect
    - Leech Seed
    - Sunny Day

  • @ocarinatales1331
    @ocarinatales1331 Год назад +1

    Why is "acts like it's a hat" embellishment? That's completely reasonable.
    Ok, but here's the thing- Math is cool and all,but there's a few things that I think could be done.
    -lions cannot breath in water
    -lions can not breath
    -how would I lion physically damage things like steel types and slugma/magcargo (always doing .1 is generous in some situations)
    -doesn't factor in anything like double battles or anything- because spread moves could handily hit multiple
    -pokemon have no reason to just let lions hit them
    -if there's only scratch, how do ghost types ever die??
    -healing moves exist-
    -the lvl max isn't 50
    Math is a great tool, but it alone has limits.
    Great video though!

  • @user-by3eb2uz8k
    @user-by3eb2uz8k 10 месяцев назад +1

    It is a non-multi battle game logic

  • @kl0diana136
    @kl0diana136 Год назад +2

    ok i get it for 0:18 but its a kids show why would they die lmao I need an explanation

  • @Nhusab
    @Nhusab Год назад +1

    How to win spam helping hand then use kyoger water sprot /any spread moves then W

  • @shadowthief6471
    @shadowthief6471 3 месяца назад

    0:32 primapes is now accurate that’s why annihilape exists you silly goose

  • @ultra9612
    @ultra9612 17 дней назад

    The question was already answered when wolfeyvgc posted the video about this topic

  • @OrianWAWA
    @OrianWAWA 11 месяцев назад

    Yeah because pokemon are going to follow game rules and take turns, not to mention standing fucking still.

  • @evelynalalwani
    @evelynalalwani Год назад +1

    Flying type Pokémon be like: let us introduce ourselves

  • @jacobwooge921
    @jacobwooge921 11 месяцев назад

    Even without their crazy dex entries Kyogre, groudon, Rayquaza, xerneas, yveltal, dialga, palkia, ARCEUS, steelix, Raikou, Entei, suicune, Gyarados, tyranitar, garchomp, HOOPA UNBOUND, zygarde, necrozma, reshiram, zekrom, solgalio, lunala, ALL FORMS OF DEOXYS, Dragonite, rampardos, bastiodon, Mewtwo, and mew. The pokemon would definitely win

  • @thecoolcongle5128
    @thecoolcongle5128 6 месяцев назад

    I like your logic, but I'm still on team pokemon... Flying just seems like it leaves the Lions helpless

  • @vmastersex1084
    @vmastersex1084 11 месяцев назад

    I just though of something. The good old F.E.A.R strategy that pokémon trainers use. Just use a ratatta or the togedemaru with focus sash and stursy respectively, and then finish them off with quock attack and spikey shield. Also, the "7 best items" weren't the best.

  • @Crescence_
    @Crescence_ Год назад +1

    No matter what you say their are 4 gods that in every piece of material including the games created the universe and keep it stable. Also darkrai can scale near dialga and palkia. So that's 4 universal + Pokemon and a universal arceus

  • @milkcloud.e
    @milkcloud.e Год назад +1

    if yveltal dies its over

  • @hahayrd39
    @hahayrd39 Месяц назад +1

    Bro with your logic:
    - A Slowbro with Recycle, Recover and Leppa Berry solos all the lions
    - Any ghost type with infinite PP solos the lions
    - Any Fighting Pokemon with infinite PP solos all the lions
    seriously how does a machamp with infinite pp die to any amount of level 17 lions if it can go first and ohko the lions before the lions can strike back

  • @maikeru8770
    @maikeru8770 Год назад +2

    No just no
    If we just assume it like this then 1 earthquake does the trick
    Like this is very flawed if there all on the field at once earthquake hits all and there’s all 1 shot if it’s 1v1 then there all out sped I don’t know how you done this but like if you knew even slightly to do with Pokémon you’d know they win and if the lions only have scratch how the hell would they damage ghost and how the hell would they kill a shedninja like they can’t due to its ability it’ll never die unless super effective and giving them a dark type move wouldn’t be 1 billion lions anymore
    Like just no in every way

  • @AG-tl8oq
    @AG-tl8oq 11 месяцев назад

    What about 1billion of every species of animal,plant, bacteria,etc to ever exist on the planet vs every pokemon that doesn't have medical powers/special abilities?!

  • @angiejordan2258
    @angiejordan2258 11 месяцев назад

    The biggest argument of this included, no PP in the battle, therefor Tera Electric Air Balloon Shedinja. Palkia could canonnly destroy the planet, cause it fricken made it. Oh Yeah, and Multi target hitting moves? Icy Wind? Rock Slide?

  • @shadowthief6471
    @shadowthief6471 3 месяца назад

    Well you are doing this based on the games rather than a real life battle which would be similar to battles in the anime

  • @blumwashere
    @blumwashere Год назад +1

    there's like allota stuff wrong about this video, which probably explains the ratio it got, literally going by YOUR RULES with lvl 17 lions, a Pokemon with a leppa berry and recycle/harvest clowns them no diff
    not only would trevenent be immune since they only know scratch, they definitely can't kill it with crunch because they are so low lvl and giga drain out heals them

    • @Val-lq6hq
      @Val-lq6hq Год назад

      -_- and you're typing with YOUR RULES. this is no different so boring

    • @blumwashere
      @blumwashere Год назад +1

      @@Val-lq6hq this is literally going off his rules where abilities and items can be used, he's just not aknowledging them smh

  • @Serperior1212
    @Serperior1212 Месяц назад

    one major issue: lore pokemon

  • @thebanjoorder4446
    @thebanjoorder4446 6 месяцев назад +1

    this is genuinely the dumbest calc i've seen for this argument any move like surf earthquake rock slide blizzard etc. would hit ALL THE LIONS as that is the nature of those moves so already even with ingame pokemon they stand no chance.
    edit: now that i think about it treating the lions like pokemon is already a huge buff so that means they couldn't even touch the pokemon without said buff showing this argument is pointless cause the pokemon win 1000% no matter what

  • @makethelifesimple
    @makethelifesimple 10 месяцев назад

    In game perspective, but in metaphysics yeah

  • @pokeinator7834
    @pokeinator7834 25 дней назад

    Via Pokédex? Magcargo is hotter than the sun,yveltal can literally just kill itself as rayquayza and the other gods chill in space
    Via in game? Set up helping hand,mat block and quick guard, then let Kyogre power through with water spout
    Via logic? Draco meteor wiped out the dinosaurs,dialga can control time,palkia has space,the lions can’t touch flying pokemon steelix is invincible,water type pokemon can spam from afar
    THE LIONS JUST LOSE

  • @FRISTI_K1NG
    @FRISTI_K1NG Год назад +1

    GOD OF POKEMON!!!!!

  • @bewarebewear1507
    @bewarebewear1507 9 дней назад

    There are many pokemon that can defeat 1 million or more lions alone, kyogre can literally flood the earth and easily wipe them out with oranguru and smeargle alone dialga can stop time and wipe them out, and there are many pokemon that are literally just stone, steel, and poison that lions wouldnt be able to damage

  • @TheAlexandrine
    @TheAlexandrine Год назад

    i know this is very simplified I just wanted to point out that if we're doing infinite PP, and leftovers already made the lions lose, recover, synthesis and the likes would too

  • @justjackorwhatever
    @justjackorwhatever Год назад

    heres my very quick answer
    lions most likely would behave like normaly types, boom ghost types.

  • @endercool1440
    @endercool1440 Год назад +1

    Bro you forgot some Pokémon can destory earth without a scratch and that there a mode call hoards where spread atk exist where you can hit every lion in one battle

  • @shiny_baxcalibur
    @shiny_baxcalibur Год назад +1

    Wouldn't literally any ghost just kill everything with infinite pp? Scratch can't touch them

  • @yalkn2073
    @yalkn2073 11 месяцев назад +1

    People hated him, because he told the truth

    • @joshuafrazier3904
      @joshuafrazier3904 Месяц назад

      We disliked him because he was unfairly biased. If you don’t use the games unfair mechanics that heavily favor the lions which still isn’t enough to win sometimes by the way then you can allow canon Pokémon abilities that are consistent across all mediums like Dialga and Palkia resetting reality cause that’s a think they threatened to do in game, manga, and anime

    • @yalkn2073
      @yalkn2073 Месяц назад

      ​@@joshuafrazier3904He just used game mechanics. Gave lions 20 in all stats, level 17, and dealing 0.1 damage; while the pokemon got level 100, 5 items, megas, gigantamax and terrastal. How is this unfair to the pokemon? You cant be serious

  • @Austrianmapper3
    @Austrianmapper3 Год назад

    Arceus=hi meteors😃
    Bidoof=bro im god

  • @mrmuffen1568
    @mrmuffen1568 Год назад

    Or
    We get every explosion Mon to use explosion
    Or
    We use earthquake
    Or
    Surf
    Or
    Make it rain
    Or
    Idk

  • @ribeysteak
    @ribeysteak Год назад +1

    bro why is no one talking about competitive strats

  • @Tarnishedarewe
    @Tarnishedarewe Год назад

    I’m just saying even if you where to take in the pokedex or put them in Pokémon like battle they still lose take for example kyorge can flood the earth or just do sweep moves like surf and other powerful deep moves