Drunkenly summarizing The Expanse

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @_.sleepyghost._659
    @_.sleepyghost._659 3 года назад +105

    "dont wanna kill grandma"
    why is this so funny????

  • @varunok4176
    @varunok4176 3 года назад +178

    I wish you did the introduction song which is not very good but not too long inebriated as well

    • @theflyingspaget
      @theflyingspaget 3 года назад +38

      "This is the introduction song, I drank too much so I pro'lly sang it wrong."

    • @yemmohater2796
      @yemmohater2796 3 года назад +1

      @@theflyingspaget perfect

    • @Helliko1
      @Helliko1 3 года назад +4

      "Tis'n 'troduction s'nt very good but s'n too zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

  • @darkleome5409
    @darkleome5409 3 года назад +147

    Drunk Laconian history teacher tries his absolute best to put something into youth's mind. 2421, colorized

    • @JamesTullos
      @JamesTullos  3 года назад +60

      Dear liberals,
      If it's the future, how come the footage needs to be colorized? Left wing destroyed sunglasses emoji

    • @darkleome5409
      @darkleome5409 3 года назад +9

      @@JamesTullos not gonna lie, you almost got me there

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 3 года назад +1

      3Dized

    • @hamizanyunos1502
      @hamizanyunos1502 3 года назад +1

      @@JamesTullos What is your opinion military thrillers books?

  • @literarylivesofsarah6567
    @literarylivesofsarah6567 3 года назад +69

    You're much more coherent drunk than I could ever hope to be

    • @Commentcomment321
      @Commentcomment321 2 года назад

      ....... sober.
      Would be the perfect end to that sentence

  • @Chocula
    @Chocula 3 года назад +59

    I love it - it's like Drunk History but with a book series.

  • @dionemoolman
    @dionemoolman 3 года назад +51

    1:21 To this day I can’t believe that the protagonist of my favourite show has the same actor as the semi antagonist of a weird superhero kids movie I watched nine years ago.

    • @JamesTullos
      @JamesTullos  3 года назад +28

      His entire career before The Expanse is a fever dream. In 10,000 B.C. he played a caveman with dreadlocks, in The Covenant he played an edgy Harry Potter clone. Gotta pay them bills.

    • @dionemoolman
      @dionemoolman 3 года назад +2

      @@JamesTullos I guess that’s most actors, doing weird roles before they find their one (or many) good roles.

  • @nasalai
    @nasalai 3 года назад +59

    bro you should do more intoxicated reviews, they are fun.

    • @dson978
      @dson978 3 года назад +11

      want this man to become an alcoholic? lmao

  • @kaspersgaard7696
    @kaspersgaard7696 3 года назад +31

    Im 23 seconds in and i died when you said “dont wanna kill granma” lol

  • @Typingoctopus
    @Typingoctopus 3 года назад +19

    I kinda want to write a story about a scholar character in a fantasy series that knows basically everything about the history of the kingdom and just goes around spiting correct lore even when plastered , His name is Brother Tullos

  • @cly_
    @cly_ 3 года назад +65

    Sir This Is A Wendy's.

    • @beebob2877
      @beebob2877 2 года назад

      Love the implication he holds them hostage for the full 45 mins

  • @FirstnameLastname-he1ov
    @FirstnameLastname-he1ov 3 года назад +19

    I have literally never heard of The Expanse before, but I am now totally invested. Please summarize the ninth book when it comes out-

    • @nazzurro
      @nazzurro 3 года назад +4

      Check the show out at least, it sticks to the books pretty well so far. It's crazy!

    • @FirstnameLastname-he1ov
      @FirstnameLastname-he1ov 3 года назад +2

      @@nazzurro I might honestly, it sounds interesting!

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 3 года назад +2

      @@FirstnameLastname-he1ov
      I'd say it's the best Space TV show since Babylon 5 ended.
      (Or Farscape if you're into the more outre' stuff)

  • @clemendive7284
    @clemendive7284 3 года назад +7

    The ship they use to trie to destroy Eros is a unfinished generation ship commissioned by the Mormons to colonize another solar system and later the OPA recommissioned it to become a warship but it's very bad and they convert it into a space station to serve as a hub for transit inside the Ring space.

  • @sanku1999
    @sanku1999 3 года назад +9

    Dude I am an Indian and even though I had few great actresses in my mind for Avasarala, current actress has done fantastic job, I can't imagine anyone else in that role.

  • @Arakhor
    @Arakhor 3 года назад +9

    I'm liking the quarantine haircut (or rather the lack thereof). It makes you look even more bohemian than the shirt and tipsyness already do!

    • @martinsriber7760
      @martinsriber7760 3 года назад +1

      We generally don't look like that here in Bohemia.

    • @Arakhor
      @Arakhor 3 года назад +2

      @@martinsriber7760 That's why I used a lowercase B! Someone who is bohemian, other than being Czech, is "a person who is interested in artistic and unusual things, e.g. art, music, or literature, and lives in an informal way that ignores the usually accepted ways of behaving".

  • @MadamMelonMeow
    @MadamMelonMeow 2 года назад +1

    delightful thank you, your videos are delightful in general tbh

    • @MadamMelonMeow
      @MadamMelonMeow 2 года назад

      nemisis games: naiomi didnt kinda abandon filip, filip was a victim of parental abduction & naomi of a gaslighting campagn by her opa faction as part of the emotional abuse marco was inflicting on her. he had his members take turns hiding the baby in their homes, some of whom keeping the child in the next room WHILE COMFORTING NAOMI about the situation. she had a mental health crisis after they used her code to destroy the magnetic bottle on a ship and kill people, and during her depression marco simply decided to take their child from her. when she finally decided to leave, it was because it was the only thing she could do.

  • @Commentcomment321
    @Commentcomment321 2 года назад +1

    "I'm white, I don't have a dog in that race"
    Pretty much sums it up really, this tenet would probably save alot of heartache

  • @alanpennie8013
    @alanpennie8013 3 года назад +2

    Miller killed Dresden, the head honcho at Protogen, because he was afraid of his Saruman - like power of persuasion.

  • @xenon4795
    @xenon4795 3 года назад +1

    "They discovered it on Phoebe, one of the moons of Titan."
    This is gold.

  • @pomegranatejelly9767
    @pomegranatejelly9767 3 года назад +1

    Please make drunken summaries a regular part of this channel, this is more entertaining than I think the actual books might be

  • @kousetsuhana
    @kousetsuhana 2 года назад +2

    watching this to prepare myself for the last book. thank you!

  • @Luke-nn4pm
    @Luke-nn4pm 3 года назад +1

    "turns out the protomolecule makes the laws of physics it's BITCH." Best summary of the expanse I've ever hearf honestly

  • @Yeehim
    @Yeehim 3 года назад +3

    It's assumed The Expanse takes place around 2350 [mostly because that's what one of the previous titles was]

  • @ramonarobot
    @ramonarobot 3 года назад +9

    I noticed one thing when you’re drunk: you don’t touch your hair as often

    • @cryptikkcries
      @cryptikkcries 3 года назад

      might be a self confidence thing - I tend to fidget with my nails and clothing on camera because im very self conscious and aware
      while if youre drunk, your awareness/guard might be a bit more let down

  • @g3th_
    @g3th_ 3 года назад +13

    15 secs in and I've already laughed my ass off. 2021 looking good.

  • @StrangeVizion
    @StrangeVizion 3 года назад +1

    Holy shit, I didn’t know you uploaded this. I’m so glad you did though, this is amazing :3

  • @iamablaZe
    @iamablaZe 3 года назад +1

    i chucked up 'the Persian actress playing an Indian lady’ as an all asians are the same type of blooper from the show runners lol

  • @kevin-fo2ev
    @kevin-fo2ev 3 года назад +1

    of fuck i didnt know james ran on dial up oh fuck oh god

  • @augustodaro2208
    @augustodaro2208 3 года назад +4

    Good summary. My nitpick is that calling the ship the Rocinante isn't a weird and obscure reference at all. It's the equivalent of naming something after a Shakespeare character (such as Caliban). The name itself was originally a play on words of "rocín" (work horse) and "antes" (before), meaning that the name was probably meant to suggest that (like Quijote himself) the animal was gaunt, unimpressive past his prime, in contrast to the idealised noble steeds that fictional knights would have had in chivalric books.
    Don Quijote as a book is considered a founding work of western literature, and even the first modern novel, as well as supposedly the second-most-translated book in the world after the bible. That's without bringing up the fact that Spanish is the second-most-spoken native language in the world, having more native speakers than English. So as one of the main works of the language's literature (Spanish's common epithet is "the language of Cervantes"), I really wouldn't qualify a reference to a member of its main cast as "obscure".

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 3 года назад

      It bad that a centrist like Holden that want to hold the status quo as long as he can, not matter how much sympathy have for the Belters call his ship Rocinante, Don Quijote is a parody/criquite of the chivalry tales and war stories, because Cervantes itself was a soldier in a war and spend some time as a POV, but The Expanse instead of critiquing the system, the only thing that it have to say fascism is bad, not shit Sherlock, meanwhile the belters continue to be exploited and treated like second class citizens.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 3 года назад +1

      @@TheKeyser94
      The name is a joke by Holden against himself.
      He's aware he's a Paladin type (a Templar on bad days).
      This is all spelt out very clearly on the TV show.

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 3 года назад

      @@alanpennie8013 A Paladin actually would try to defend the innocent, but Holden want that Earth continue the "protectorate" with the Belters aka exploiting them for cheap labour, and they have no qualms in doing whatever necessary to keep the control over the Belters even destroying a ship full of men, woman and children, Holden is no Paladin, hell the character that is more against the status quo is Miller, he weary and cynical, but because now he become part of the alien treat every other character look at him with disdain, this books not have any other message than fascism is bad, not shit Sherlock, and hell, in this universe, centrism is considered radical, because Holden lived in a community that were consider outcasts, and I trough that the only the right-wingers had victim complex, ho no, poor Holden, he is a radical because he not want to actually nothing to help the less fortunate and keep the status quo intact, with Earth supremacy, with heroes like this who needs villains.

  • @GSFBlade
    @GSFBlade 3 года назад +2

    I'm impressed, you remember way more from the books than me, and I'm sober!

  • @Robert.Stole.the.Television
    @Robert.Stole.the.Television 3 года назад +1

    Well happy new year to you too

  • @jillierancher
    @jillierancher 3 года назад +4

    James I love you

  • @rhnirsilva652
    @rhnirsilva652 3 года назад +2

    do more drunk talks its GOOD.

  • @duncan3707
    @duncan3707 3 года назад +2

    Ring outside Uranus .......
    No , no innuendo...... nope. No innuendo jokes. No...

  • @pip5188
    @pip5188 3 года назад +1

    This is actually a pretty good recap for the new season

  • @josemartin2211
    @josemartin2211 3 года назад +3

    Best drunk I've seen in a minute

  • @theflyingspaget
    @theflyingspaget 3 года назад +8

    James, you drunkard.

  • @duncan3707
    @duncan3707 3 года назад +1

    Great video dude

  • @isabellasevillaaguilera9679
    @isabellasevillaaguilera9679 3 года назад +1

    I needed this!

  • @bridgetwalsh6379
    @bridgetwalsh6379 3 года назад +3

    "Woah, what was that!" Lol

  • @PeterPottorff
    @PeterPottorff 3 года назад +1

    This has shades of Mass Effect in this series

  • @andrewdiaz3529
    @andrewdiaz3529 3 года назад +1

    7:14 Behold, an understatement

  • @kamronmartinez487
    @kamronmartinez487 3 года назад +1

    Great video

  • @idontknowher8698
    @idontknowher8698 3 года назад +2

    i'm desperately trying to sober up rn this is perfect

  • @eritated1732
    @eritated1732 3 года назад +1

    I love this almost as much as I love The Expanse!!!!

  • @excalibur6739
    @excalibur6739 3 года назад +1

    You got drip

  • @astraestus8828
    @astraestus8828 3 года назад +7

    Do more drunk reviews dude

  • @LittleDogTobi
    @LittleDogTobi 3 года назад +2

    Distracted by how nice your hair looks

  • @pedroxqui
    @pedroxqui 3 года назад +1

    I don't care... I didn't understand... But I love to hear James rant

  • @trapadvisor
    @trapadvisor 3 года назад +1

    Like that shirt

  • @spacedout1395
    @spacedout1395 3 года назад +2

    Was getting a bit worried there when you started talking about race! Love ya man, please make more drunk reviews? (Or world building videos please!)

  • @nat-iy8np
    @nat-iy8np 3 года назад +2

    Happy new year, James :D

  • @StrangeVizion
    @StrangeVizion 3 года назад +2

    Why does your wall say, “Doug tell me if you read this...”?

  • @melaustin3305
    @melaustin3305 3 года назад +3

    I feel like this would have more likes by now if the Capitol weren't under siege today.

  • @alexandrk9302
    @alexandrk9302 3 года назад +2

    Wait, I didn't now you are over 21 already

  • @Jusdepommerose
    @Jusdepommerose 3 года назад +1

    Honestly, marry me.

  • @Tiffany-gz7wt
    @Tiffany-gz7wt 3 года назад +1

    Persian? Persia still exists?

  • @alice-nv1qe
    @alice-nv1qe 3 года назад +1

    666th like B)

  • @SultanOfAwesomeness
    @SultanOfAwesomeness 3 года назад +2

    Hey man, what's with the hat?

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 3 года назад +3

      It keeps off the rain in Outer Space.

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 3 года назад +1

      Millers character wears one

    • @SultanOfAwesomeness
      @SultanOfAwesomeness 3 года назад +2

      @@Eamonshort1 part of the joke; its what havelock asks him in the first episode