3 Things My Toddler Took From Me
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- Опубликовано: 11 янв 2016
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Oh lawd! I remember this one when my brother was a toddler. He would come into the bathroom and just look at me! Luckily he was polite and closed the door behind him. My mom used to wake me up by dropping him on my face and I can never forget the cold drool and the pain his sippy cup caused when applied to my head forcefully. He'll be 18 in two weeks and is finally sleeping through the night and eating off of his own plate.
Lol, wasn't expecting the ending!
+BitsyTheNinja hilarious!
😂😂😂 at how your mom used him to wake you up! That's hilarious. Congrats on making it to 18 months, getting a full night's sleep, and having him eat off his own plate. I hope to be right there with you in 4 months!
***** By 18 I mean 18 years! I was just poking fun at my brother, who is still my baby in my mind. I was just short of 15 when he was born and my mom didn't spare me any of the troubles that having a baby in the house can bring. I have given him the last bite off of so many plates! That does not end until you take a stand and refuse to give up your food.
BitsyTheNinja Whew! I took it as 18 years then scrolled down and was redeemed 😅
The "Hi" at the beginning is so adorable!!!
wea
Crazy to think this little baby is a sassy 5year old Big Sister now 😩😍
*Thank you so much for letting us Grow with you guys*
Love a internet Auntie
The way she said hi at the start 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️💕
Aww the way she said hi made my night
Amalah babbling to her baby minions about their next take over:
The camera looking at her: 👀
Amalah: hi?
The hi always gets me! How could you ever be mad at that precious baby, I come back to this video ALOT!
This video is a reminder of the truly awesome responsibility it is to have/raise/care of a child. Wow. 24/7.
Editing MASTER CLASS! Love you Cross Family! You ROCK!
You have been at this a long time, and I LIVE watching these videos!!! Everybody I share these with lives them also!!! Thanks and blessings Cross Family!!!✌️❤️
You are a great dad!
Loving all of these throwbacks!!! My cat Langston is like this! You should reupload babies and cats are the same video!
I’m pregnant with my 2nd and soooo blessed to have found your channel . I have declared myself an internet auntie of these 2 amazing dumplings 🥰 my daily doses of cuteness overload.
It was so cute when she said papi
I feel your pain 😭😭😭😭😭
Not any more tho . My baby eighteen 😆😆😆😆
Oh hell...this is a new kinda pain 😭😭😭😭😭
Man is positive about the job and the fact that you are going through the process and the process of getting your business back.
😂😂😂😂
Love ur videos sooo much!! Thank you for ALWAYS making me laugh!!!
I found out, your channel about 4 years ago. Since then I keep on coming back to see the videos of baby Amallah and Nayely. It a kind of therapy ,that makes me laugh.I watch the new videos too and I am glad to see that have became beautiful and brilliant little ladies. I wish them the best , I want them to be always happy in this cruel world. God bless them! Kisses from 🇬🇷 Greese.
I wanted to say Greece
Ur HILARIOUS my guy, we need to get u on TV, brilliant, 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
omg this man deservs 1 million subs i had given the subscription already
I love her so much
All father should be like this with there kidz play with them talk to them just have fun with them show them love
she may be the cutest baby I have ever seen
Ik same thing I saying
Yes
I agree
Truth‼️
+Melika Bailey, Exactly! When I first saw her I absolutely knew she was the cutest!
Man, my husband and I turn our daughter's highchair away from us and let her eat. We are cowering behind the high chair trying to eat our food praying she doesn't turn around!
+Style Sew Me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFIDHAIPOHJIAFPDJKSDFLSA!!!!!!
she said some" where, in the back?" like he was gonna let her push it out with the drum stick
Your not Legourdia Cross
Style Sew Me
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I have a ten year old, and eight years old and a six year old. People ask me all the time "how do you stay in shape? do you work out?"
No. No ma'am/sir I do not! They eat all my food! I feed them first, try to catch a bite and before a know it little child eyes are hovering over my plate. So I gave up on sitting down for a meal in 2009. lol. IM IS SO HONGRY DOE
+Reaune Small haha, it's the best diet plan ever!
Reaune Small lol
Thats why you sneek and eat when you go out and they can't go get you a bite eat in the car and hope they don't smell it on you throw the evidence in a totally diffrent trash what i used to do
Oh I’m 10 :)
"Hurry it up, Meng!!!" Amalah calls the shots...you ain't know? lol
that little girl is a cutie pie ....... does anyone agree
I do
Bless this evil girl
@@chamunorwakahari9582 🤣
"Hi." THAT WAS SO CUTE
o my gosh the end with the cat took me out 😂😂😂
It took me out when I filmed it! Smh...always staring and scaring.
+La Guardia Cross you were on the toilet again for 4he second time
Kennedy Murdock it's becoming a theme.
😂😂😂🤣
hurry it up meng should be a shirt lol
I agree!!! Gave me a homesick feel for Memphis. lol
+Rosalyn Hoskins Memphis tn not tx I hope is in da house haaaaaaaaa
Miss Mitchell It should be shirt!
So much truth here man. My daughter takes everything I hold dear. She even stole my birthday month by being born 7 days after me. They don't value sleep, they don't care about private space. They leave you with so little, and then they smile at you and you just GIVE IT ALL AWAY! It's a gift and a curse man, but mostly a gift.... mostly... what do I know I haven't slept like a normal person in 5 years.
Love the videos!
I'm glad you can relate, but YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT NORMAL FOR 5 YEARS! I THOUGHT THERE WAS HOPE AHEAD OF ME! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
There might be hope for you yet LaGuardia, I made the mistake of having kids every other year for the last 5 years (we stopped at 3) If you value your sleep I would advise you don't do that to yourself
Ritch Hall Ritch, what are you talking about? I had 3 in 4 years and I'm still here (*barely lol*). Even though they are teens now and, believe it or not, I wish they were young again. Those bathroom interruptions and bottomless pit of a stomach years (in the cute way not the grubby way like now) weren't too bad lol.
La Guardia, you and Leah should be thankful for the 2 great girls you have now. If you have that 3rd girl, it would be an awesome triplicate! You can pass so many hand-me-downs to her and save sooooo much money. Besides, don't you love all the estrogen in the house?! 🙄 Besides, I stopped at the 3 so I don't know how many kids it will take for you to reach a boy. 😂
Ritch Hall o
Amalah doesn't play! You WILL be done when she says so! World Dominance waits for no man!! 👑
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my food is no longer mine ..lol!
+GnosisMan50: The struggle is real!
I saw this comnmnent when he said that LOL
I have a three yr old and it doesn't get better 😂😭😢 I have resorted to eating any snacks that I don't want to share in my closet....
+KikiDva that's all we have left...our closets...until they find those too.
She told you to Grow Up! Man your editing skills are amazing...so happy you guys are back!
Thanks +Kiwi The Beauty! It's good to be back. I hope one day I'll be grown enough for the little queen.
"hurry it up meng" 😂😂😂😂 oh jeezas
That part made me laugh-cry too 😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Danzii Lee I never move fast enough for her. 😭 😭 😭
+Nicole Collins that part just made me cry. 😭
This was a complete joy waking up this morning starting my day off with this video!
I'm glad +Millicent Swift (NaturallyMichy)! This is what I missed during my time off. :-)
I'm in tears! You and Amalah are SOO me and my Daddy. (I'm a Daddy's girl) He's passed away so your show brings me such joy. Not to mention Amalah is my niece's twin physically and behaviorally. God bless you and your family. I can't stop watching!
I'm sorry your dad passed away, but I'm glad our relationship reminds you of those good times. I hope to leave beautiful memories with my daughter just like he left with you. Many blessings!
Artsy Q I will put your beautiful dad in my prayers ok so he could be blessed up in heaven
Lol! I'm so sorry that you've lost your friends "sleep, privacy and food"! Ummm, honestly, u NEVER get them back...my daughter is 14 and it hasn't changed!! lmbo!!! so happy to see you guys back!!!
But...but...but 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
"Man up, meng"!!!! 😂😂
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hurry it up, meng! bwahahah I almost felt sorry for you.. but she's so cute!
Almost. 😢
I mean how can you refuse her anything??! Impossible!
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+La Guardia Cross aaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kelley briana jjik
LOL too cute. We can totally relate!
+Meet The Chambers glad I'm not alone.
I love how Amala comes in and says hi after waking her dad up
Your translations of her "alien tongue" are soooooooooooo funnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy!
+Erica Holcomb haha 😉
Wednesdays are flipping awesome!! LaGuardia man you NEVER eat in front of children, they are gonna always want some too, no matter how full they are.
Amen!
litebrite84 Especially if you're eating the SAME EXACT THING they are. 😂
I came across your videos and I am now a fan! She has to be the cutest angel ever. And your videos just make me smile. I am looking forward to more.😀
Glad you found us +Lisa S! Thanks for the kind words. 😀
"Hurry it up, meng"😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love this video I die laughing at "Are you done?" Why would she even ask me that lmao.
+Gxddess haha, thanks for the love!
These videos are bringing so much joy to my life, during a very difficult time. Thank you :).
You deserve more subscribers 🙁💙(new subscriber here)
Omg this is my favorite video. I love the bathroom scene. Ive watched this video at least 60 times
+Denesha Jenkins hahaha, glad you enjoy my pain.
FEED THAT BABY!! 😂😂
I remember being a kid and my mom would get a bowl of ice cream "for herself" (ha!) after dinner and we would SWARM to her to get a taste!! She would always say "If I were eating a bowl of doo doo,, y'all would want some of that too!!" She was probably right, lol! 😂
What if you fix a bowl of ice-cream for your kid, then fix one for yourself...and they still want yours. YOURS! 😭😭😭
+La Guardia Cross you said "hey amalah you can
just go out there the door is still open, goodbye?!?"
it's like a shared space and i never wanted it to be. she comes in, speaking her alien tongue. A- (alien tongue) are you done? L- why would she even ask me that? no im not done! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
love these daddy daughter moments! so awesome! :)
"Hurry it up meng!" Haha! I'm enjoying your video bruh. You and your daughter are hilarious. Not a father yet, but you make it look fun and easy! ~M
Thanks bro! Glad you're enjoying the vids. I hope it helps when you and yours decide to take that leap. ✌
Hurry up meng
"Hurry it up mane!!" 😂
Bro these vids don't get old keep it up
Haha, appreciate it +Joshua Gipson! How's married life?
+La Guardia Cross yea no problem! And it's an adjustment but an enjoyable one lol
Well my daughter is 23 & she STILL stalks me in the bathroom. She will come open the door & sit outside on the floor and talk to me while I’m having my moment
😂😂😂
I have teenagers now but back when they were small, we would have our best conversations when i was in the bathroom 😂. All. The. Time. My husband kept telling me to close the door... And when i locked the door they still managed to come in... I'm sorry but it's a loosing battle... Just give in!
Hahaha, I guess it's worth the conversations at least. 😊
Oh it is!!! You get used to anything... Even long conversations sitting on the toilet! LOL!
omg I laughed so hard I farted
+The Random Show Staring Jewls 😂😂😂! Now THAT'S the reaction I want everyone to have while watching these videos.
Haha
Comedy stars
Tell me why yall is not on TV like👏👏👏👏👏👏
This is one of my favorite videos! When I need a smile or a giggle I rewatch it. Thank you for letting us into your life and for being so funny and silly! I'm so glad you didn't leave for good!! Give that sweet baby a kiss for us. 💜 The munchkin (my food and sleep thief) and I wish you all well.
+delectablydiabolical, glad you enjoyed! It's my pleasure to share these silly moments in our lives and I'm REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL glad I chose to continue too. :-D
I pass along the baby love. Many blessings to you and yours.
LoL little Debbie Allen with that stick. hahahaha
Hahaha!
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Omg, I have a toddler too. And how I miss sleeping in. And being able to use the bathroom privately. ;(
I love your vids! have to watch each one at least 3-4 times. Keep them coming!
Thanks so much for the love +Kuervita77! Will do. 😊
SHE IS SO CUTE.. I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS TAKE ME BACK TO ME AND MY DAUGHTER WHEN SHE WAS THAT LITTLE. HOLD ON TO THESE MOMENTS THERES GOING TO COME A TIME WHERE SHES GOING TO BE TO MAKING HER OWN LUNCH FOR SCHOOL. I FELT LIKE CRYING THIS MORNING WHEN I LOOK IN MY DAUGHTERS LUNCH BOX AND SHE HAD EVERYTHING PACKED UP (SANDWISH JUICE AND COOKIES)
+Skyla Wilson aaaaawwwww, you're so right. Thanks for the love. I definitely appreciate these moments.
Man servant...hahaha
yo when he was eating his food she said "hurry up man" XD
This is my first time watching these videos. I just happened to be at work, and man I had everyone wondering why I was laughing and crying at the same time! Your daughter is precious, and you...honey, you are truly in for the time of your life (as you already know). Your daughter is no "chief in charge" of your home. Thanks so much for sharing these videos, I subscribed and will be watching each week!!
Haha, glad you found us +Carol Hairston! Glad you enjoyed, just don't get fired. 😆😜
OMG... these video's make my day!! As a mom, I can appreciate EVERY SECOND of these. THANK YOU!!!
My pleasure +Cheryl Williams, glad you can relate!
😂😂😂that cat was funny
My 2 year old sister asked for my grandma's peice of bacon when she had just said she didn't want her own peice.
+Chantel Jiggetts SO REAL!
@venus one time, one of my baby cousins came to me when I had a plate of food, I put my plate down thinking she wanted to sit on my lap as usual when we see her, but she ends up reaching for the chicken wings on my plate, grabs and ran off with them like there was a food shortage and shouts for her mama, I just had no words, only to hear one of my aunties' (not her mum) witch cackle about how she stole my food, lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she lucky she cute
This baby. Is so. CUTE I CANNOT RIGHT NOW SHE IS SO ADORABLE
she is so adorable I love these videos
I am sorry to be the barrier of bad news, but being the parent of several teenagers you will never have that oasis again, It will always be a shared space. And you food will never again be just yours. I had a child take the remainder of my apple yesterday out of my hand.....Really????????
+Donna R NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
+La Guardia Cross Yes!!!! sorry to be the carrier of bad news!!!!
+Donna R haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
bearer.. not barrier.. oh well, I got it👌
Im watching this 2 yrs later and I absolutely love it 😂 that bathroom privacy NEVER EVER comes back. My daughter is 22yrs old and if im in the bathroom when she comes over to my house she is definitely coming in to talk until I say ok Stephanie please get out
Marvina Barnes 😂😂😂
The last part had me busting out laughing! LOL who told you to spy on your ruler !!lool
+Nastasia Reid I didn't know the cat was working for her!!!!
Lool ur just too funny ! Can't resist any longer gonna have to subscribe !
Nastasia Reid you're doing the right thing. 😉
Wish I could give a like each time I watch this. Love your videos! I will show them to my adult kids so they can take parenting in with the same humor as you.
You're awesome +Sdeb132 Debruler! Thanks for the love and thanks for wanting to share with your kids when their time comes. :-)
Every episode is like a page out of my diary! LOL - I love this!!
Haha, glad you can relate!
Oh man....I am laughing so hard. Just brilliant. Takes me back 18 yrs ago when my youngest was a toddler. I can laugh NOW. Thank you for making this day so much better.
+Roberta Richardson hahaha, my pleasure. I hope to also laugh 18 years from now.
I absolutely love La Guardia's tribal shirts and hats! Lots of black pride there, but I come for the Amalah fun! I predict great things from this talented family. Stay blessed
+Toy Wishes! Glad we got you with tribal patterns and a cute baby. 😁
welcome to the world of being pwned by your toddler.....:p
My daughter is 2 yrs and 3 months now. Its amazing how similar the experience of parenthood is. Your videos felt like I was watching my own child grow up again. I just came across your channel and I subscribed today, keep up the awesome work. Team no sleep is still going strong around here....lawd Im tired lol. It gets better though and then they change again, Its like a new child every few months with newly learned NINJA skills. May you and your Fam have an exciting and blessed year.
+blutrain1914 I'm glad you can relate and I'm even MORE GLAD to know it gets better (even if it's short lived). Blessings to you and yours too!
Love these!!!
I have watched every episode from "A Different Episode" all the way up to this one and I love this! I love how you're documenting all these special moments with your baby girl. I smile throughout every single video. So glad you've decided to continue on this journey, it's definitely a gift from God! Keep it up! Love the newest #OnlineAuntie
Thanks so much for taking the time to watch +Tyler King and for those kind words. Welcome to the family. 😄
I saw your interview with a toddler video from a post on Facebook and died laughing. I think what you're doing is dope and hits hi for me because I look forward to being a father one day. keep up the bomb work dude. you got a fan in me bro.
+Rugged Heart Productions I really appreciate that bro, that means a lot!
La Guardia Cross, your editing is just expert. I was cracking up, as usual, over you amusing but on-pointe descriptions of the the parenthood experience.
(grrroann) yes. the cold food. the eating "after" the baby eats. I thought the bathroom interruptions were a myth...I too have lost my meditation space. :( 17 years left. Lord help us all. :) I waited all week for this. :) Now I'm sad that I gotta wait for the next one. Great work! Now off to watch this one over and over until NEXT Wednesday.
+SupaWoominINC LOL "17 years left" as if there is a wall somewhere in your home covered in tally marks as you count the days until freedom!
The myths were all true. ALL OF THEM. 😭😭😭😭😭
Did you already watch for first season?
A freedom wall! EXCELLENT IDEA!
+La Guardia Cross YES!! I watched all of season one last Wednesday. Hahaha. Some of them more than once, especially the infant and 10 month interviews and TaxDay!! I'm so excited for my first "postpartum refund!" :D $$! Great work! Your creative genius is an inspiration to all creators and parents alike.
+E. Moore Hahaha! I need to make one!! The other day, I found myself quoting Amistad. "Give Us, Us Free!! Give US, US FREE!!!" 😣😭😭😭😊 I must be a glutton for punishment because I still want to have more. 😣-"Dear, Lord, (fake sobbing) take this cup from mayyyyy!!" ;) Haha. :)
LaGuardia. thank you! for the comic relief, for the creativity and for the realness. I will keep coming back. I love what you are doing and you've inspired me to continue on my own path of creativity.
That means a lot, Gina. I'm honored that you can pull inspiration from it. I look forward to seeing what you create. 😊
This is too much. Between the "Hurry it up meng" and the cat at the end I just lost it. Hilarious video and adorable child!
Thanks so much Akai! 😊
Who replayed the part when Amalah said hurry it up now meng I did 💜🤪😂😂
My daughter spent the whole video talking to Amalah ☺️😂
+LaBella RAW (LaBellaRAW) Hahaha, these babies are plotting against us.
I love your channel. Your interviews with her are my absolute favorite! I am so glad to see you, your wife and your friends embrace parenthood. #realfathersrealmen
Thanks for the love! I'll be doing interviews with her once a month on a wide range of topics. Stay tuned...😊
These videos are everything! Completely makes my day!
I'm glad Monique! Thanks for watching. 😆
cutest baby ever!!
Haha awww Amalah, too cute 😍😍😍
+Justina Acquah ;-)
Thing #4: A piece of your heart forever :). Just started watching your videos a couple weeks ago, I absolutely love them! Amalah is precious; you are hilarious and an awesome dad. I also really like your editing style! Keep following your passion, blessings to you and your family!
Thanks so much +MonieRose! Yes, #4 is so right. Many blessings to you and yours.
Lmao! So happy I found you on RUclips. You're now my source of laughter as needed. Thank you so much for sharing! You're both adorable and hilarious.
Sleepcation. LOL
Don't worry, you might get the bathroom to yourself and about 13 years ;)
+Dizzy Angel NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Thank you so much LGC. My lady thought I was crazy for acting the way I do with my kids and I showed her your videos and now she thinks we are both crazy. I am no longer alone. Thank you.
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Oh my gosh I just found your channel. It is hilarious. Your love for your family is amazing. Your family is so beautiful. I have some catching up to do on these videos. I have been laughing for an hour straight.
Haha, so glad you found us +Nelly JO! Thanks for the love.
Who gave this a thumbs down?
I want to know too!
Me too! Ignance!
+Nicole Robinson Someone Holding a Toddler ,You know they Got to mess with everything , Hopefully I am Right...lol
+Nicole Robinson LMAO AMALAH I BET! World dominance is hers!!!! Wahahahahaha...
+Nicole Robinson: Don't let me find out who gave this video a thumbs down. They can be dealt with accordingly! 😡