My Commie Queen (obscure 1950s rock vinyl)

The fallout from this cold war rock classic, restored from vinyl via AI, earned genre pioneer Gary Eagles a spot on American Bandstand…and a congressional hearing. After some digging, Almost Vinyl has obtained part of original transcript:
Congressman: Mr. Eagles, are you now, or have you ever been a member of the communist party?
Eagles: Oh no sir, I ain’t no commie. But if they come around, it’s definitely a party.
[audible grumbling and minor snickering]
Congressman: You claim no ties to the USSR and yet this “song” - if you can call it that - of yours endorses obscene practices with sworn enemies of our nation.
Eagles: Enemies? No sir, not enemies. Just the one. It’s about all I can handle. These commie lad-
Congressman: Mr. Eagles, do you not see how fornicating with the enemy constitutes conduct against The United States of America?
Eagles: Mr. Congressman, I can’t think of anythin’ more American than deliverin’ sweet democracy unto the adversary.
Congressman: Then you see this as colonization rather than fraternization?
Eagles: Yes sir, I couldn’t have put it better.
[rabbling and nodding]
Congressman: One final question then.
Eagles: Yes sir.
Congressman: In the song you mention not - and I quote - “trading The Eagle” for -
Eagles: The Eagle is my [redacted].
Congressman: [sighs] That will be all.
Eagles: God bless America!
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[@clicheguevara5282]

When you call your gf comrade instead of honey.

[@Mr2010forgeben]

The chorus is so unironically good

[@tristanband4003]

Yeah, this track definitely landed Gary Eagles in trouble J. Edgar Hoover and Joe McCarthy.

[@elliotbrown7789]

Our commie queen

[@lokigordon6311]

As a Russian orphan and US military veteran, I approve this message

[@cam4636]

When he said "God Bless America" I really felt that, and I think she did too

[@STPickrell]

This looks like a country-pop single from the 70s. Love it!

[@Sunflare-vq2uy]

I dedicate this song to my ex-wife.

[@capt_beefheart4159]

Me too.

[@kevinvanderheiden4166]

@@capt_beefheart4159 I also dedicate this song to that guy's ex-wife

[@capt_beefheart4159]

@@kevinvanderheiden4166 I meant to say that I dedicate this song to my second and third ex wives, but my first was actually pretty cool and I was the one who eff'd up. Dedicating it to this guy's ex wife is just being a bro, which is like eating frosting from the can with a spoon.

[@nowhereman6019]

Your ex-wife must have been awesome if this song describes this.

[@trentonfox]

Bringing both sides of politics together as God intended

[@theovolz3073]

This song went straight to number 1….
…on the black list.

[@jacesanchez6202]

Outstanding!😊

[@TheHellKnight]

This is too real 🤣🤣🤣

[@MlemReaper]

Why does this go so hard

[@wa1ufo]

Man, she is a honey!

[@thesaltnation5570]

My bf is from Ukraine im sending it to him rn 😅😂❤

[@SenBilbo]

Was the real version of this called Cagey B?

[@bingbangbong3159]

Frau Genosse