omgwtfbbq But he said fish? The fuck is the purpose of your comment? Unless you’re correcting the fact that he capitalized fish, which seems pointless.
i love the guy's matter-o-fact attitude about things: "well don't flush it when there's turds in there!" "it LIQUIFIES IT. Look, you gotta get those turds out of the way..."
"Uh, Benny... we have a 'floater'. I've tried to 'flush' it several times, but he won't go down. We need to call a 'plumber'. You still got the number for 'Roto-Rooter'?"
This guy is, hands down, HILARIOUS. I just watched one if his videos, and I haven't stopped. He is a pro, he cracks me up, it's UNBELIEVABLE. I actually have a headache right now from laughing sooo much!!!!.
I know people say this on comments a lot but this is serious. I've never laughed so hard in my entire life, i spit water out and my abs were in pain for a while. Great video.
This guy is hilarious.. Well, don't flush it when there's turds in the way... Well, there always is, though; that's the problem... Mine, the ones with the corn in, are underneath theirs, so how do I get to mine?
These pranks need more exposure. They're twice as funny as some of these major RUclips comedians.
It's a shame I didnt find out about these until now. Very under rated. These are all on spotify too!
spotify? lol it makes sense I guess
Frfr 💯
Jerky boys and Richard and Sal from the Stern show are good.
These are like from 2004
"What'dya mean my little hand?? Both hands are the same size!!" That shit had me dying laughing hahaha
supermanbri83 That was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life! The mental picture he painted was hysterical and priceless!!!
haha yea kinda reminds me of Scary Movie 2 with the little hand caretaker lol
I think he was say he's retarded
Florentine: "Mine are the ones with the corn in 'em."
Telemarketer: "Forget the corn!"...
LOL, PERFECT!!
supermanbri83 I was drinking pop and almost died
"Whaddya mean? You want me to hold it up like a Fish?"
Use your little hand they're both the same size lmao
omgwtfbbq But he said fish? The fuck is the purpose of your comment? Unless you’re correcting the fact that he capitalized fish, which seems pointless.
An upper decker lmao I'm dying 😂😂😂
@omgwtfbbqno u, rofl
Never will i forget this useful phrase
A good comedian makes us laugh 8 minutes on a 4 minutes video....
omgwtfbbq lol
Well played, sir.
i love the guy's matter-o-fact attitude about things:
"well don't flush it when there's turds in there!"
"it LIQUIFIES IT. Look, you gotta get those turds out of the way..."
Sounds like 2 mafia hit men discussing how to get rid of a body
OMG Yes!!!
I HAVE TO AGREE BIG TIME! 😂😂😂
"Uh, Benny... we have a 'floater'. I've tried to 'flush' it several times, but he won't go down. We need to call a 'plumber'. You still got the number for 'Roto-Rooter'?"
Sounded like there was a little gabagool in there 😂
hxhdfj ifzir st c looooooool!
One of my favorites! "I had to take an upper decker."
Joe Tairei That’s the money shot of this call, for sure!
It's comin from the logs
😭😭😭
George Washington building blocks. Lol
If he was calling from the office with other people can you imagine the looks on their faces if they heard him arguing about turds?!
Nah, this is the kind of guy who works alone.
"Its embarrassing I gotta send her out to the gas station to use the bathroom" 💀
This guy is, hands down, HILARIOUS. I just watched one if his videos, and I haven't stopped. He is a pro, he cracks me up, it's UNBELIEVABLE. I actually have a headache right now from laughing sooo much!!!!.
Is is still there? the upper decker? lol
@Eric Cartman it would obviously cause complications
When he explained what an upper decker was.... omg.... lmao 😂😂😂😂 priceless
The telemarketer kinds of sounds like Mark Whalberg.
....Say hi to your mother for me.
😂😂😂😂
And Jim kinda sounds like Howard Stern
Sounds like a guy from Long Island to me.
"I'm not touching them, most of them aren't even mine" LOL
I was in tears by the time he got to "upper decker".
omg i almost died. "What do you mean little hand they're the same size!" XD
"chop up the turds and use a shovel" - screaming 😂😂😂😂😂
George Costanza: "I'll call you back next week when you get the turds and the corn outta the way"
i lost my shit at upper decker
no pun intended
This cures depression
This guy lasts waaay longer than I thought he would.... man a professional.
"Some of my dumps really linger." PRICELESS!!!
"I don't know whose turds belong to who" XD
What do you mean 'my little hand' both hands are the same size!😂😂😂😂
"if you want to get your life back to normality in that house" lol 😂
Do you want me to hold 'em up like I just caught a fish?😂😂😂
The upper decker concept is beyond hilarious.
Under the related videos the top one is "Travel Inside a Black Hole".
The chopping the turds up with a shovel part was maybe the funniest part to me.
+nuoipter termer i died at "you want me to hold it up like i caught i fish when im done to?"
Either those are redwood logs, or they're in a big ass toilet if you gotta use a shovel.
Mine are the ones with corn in them
the part where he said "they just keep doing it ontop of the other ones" 😂😂
Move em with your little hand cmon!! lol
I know people say this on comments a lot but this is serious. I've never laughed so hard in my entire life, i spit water out and my abs were in pain for a while. Great video.
Upper Decker! Now I am amazed and choking on my tea. I'm surprised the telemarketer lasted as long as he did.
“I had to take an upper-decker.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Would you pick up turds?" A valid question.
i was laughing 5 minutes after the video ended
They say laughing adds another year to your life. This guy is the fountain of youth.
What you want me to hold them up like I caught a fish??? Loved it.
IM FUCKING DYING!!
LOLOLOL YOU AND ME BOTH! MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING!
Billy Ray yeah no kiddin! Lmao
Ya-BOY ChickenLittle you alright?
“Mine Are Usually The Ones With Corn In Them, Cause I Eat A Lot Of Corn.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:36 'I couldn't even go in the toilet I had to take an upper decker" haha brilliant!
I'm literally destroying my dining room table in fits of laughter head banging fist banging. This is gold.
Telemarketer: "How bout I call you next week once you get the turds and the corn out of the way."
😂😂
Pick it up with your little hand.
What do you mean my little hand. Both hand are the same size.
I too just dropped a massive log and my toilet was clogged for about 10 labor intensive minutes. I need this mans information....Plese hurry
Hold em up like I caught a fish.
"What do you mean my little hand? They're both the same size!" - LOOOLLL!!
At work. Must not burst out laughing!!
Some of my dumps really linger 😂😂😂
I watched this again after 3 years and still dying of laughter 😂😂😭
I'm in tears right now. I think I'm going to have a heart attack
"I can pick out the ones that are mine, mine have corn in them."
Dead
First video in a long time that made me laugh so hard!!!! I love these guys!!!!
That was incredible.
"What do you mean little hand, both of my hands are the same size." lulz
This is the sequel to the Dump one.
"hold them up like I a caught a fish too??"
How do i get to my turds? the one's with the corn!!!!! lol lol lol lol
This salesman is committed!!!
"sometimes we gotta chop the turds up wit a shovel" lmaoo noooo 😭
Forget about the turds!
I have listened to this prank call like 90 times
And I'm still laughing 🤣🤣😂😂😅😆😁😄😃😀😀
His voice is the best
Lol, 1:55 the telemarketer goes for broke.
I’ve never had to pick up anybody else’s turds before! This shit is hilarious! 💩 2:36
When Jim said at .27 all the logs are sticking out of the water, the telemarketer’s response of, “I can picture that” had me laughing. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OMG I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS!
an upper decker
jesus christ
i haven't laughed this hard for a while
HHAHA upper decker.
OMG! youre gonna give me a heart attack..I can't stop laughing!
the part about the corn had me in fucking tears
Now that's a good salesman.
He was very professional in the discussion of the turds. good job lol
This guy is hilarious..
Well, don't flush it when there's turds in the way...
Well, there always is, though; that's the problem...
Mine, the ones with the corn in, are underneath theirs, so how do I get to mine?
ROTFLMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I don't know whose turds belong to who"
"I know which ones do"
Jim Florentine is criminally underrated. He's such a joy to listen to 😂😂😂
Fantastic
"Ok, forget about the corn...." LMAO!
😂 I’ve been listening to these for an hour
"Is it still there, the upper decker?" LMAO
Turds has been said a lot!' Lol
"Good afternoon, sir, my name is F*&^y, I'm calling you from F*&^ing products"
Is it just me, or is that voice strangely familiar...?
...GRIF?!
its censoring the names of businesses to avoid being sued not curse words lol
Um, yeah?
It's not as funny, though.
Sued? How?
God deam hilarious 😆😂😆THIS GUY IS SAVAGE
I could check.
"W..well just dont flush it when there's turds in the way."
I almost suffocated myself, it's hard to breathe when your laughing that hard.
I have to move theirs to get to miiine.
"chop em in half with a shovel"
oh shit that 1 was too much, i almost couldnt listen, but couldnt stop, the upper deck part made me laugh so hard
What do mean my little hand, both my hands are the same size. Lol! 😂😂😂
I have literally never been called by a telemarketer. How does he get so many to call him?
You've never stayed home during the day ?
The more you let call you the more they call you. lol
You have to give your phone number out for surveys and online shopping
I understand why this doesn't have any dislikes , fucking hilarious
Omg that callers so funny too
Peak Salesman tactic: ‘is that one still there? The upper decker?’
Im so baked watching this LMFAO 😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😆😂😂🤣🤣
Best turd discussion ever
*they just keep doing it ontop of the other ones*
The ole upper decker.
OMG,I can't believe this guy didn't immediately know you were pranking him