I like to think after this call, the young man had a quick moment of quiet reflection, put his headset down and walked straight out of the call centre into a better job. :)
I did and I had nothing this fucked up to deal with. My worst was a woman named Mrs Hore'. I tried Mrs. Horee, Mrs. Oar, Mrs. Oaree, then said Hello Mrs. Whore we are trying... After being hung up on for at least the fiftieth time that day I walked.
This has to be on of Jim's best of all time, just classic how he keeps going and the guy just cant sink his teeth into him no matter how persistent, just priceless.
At some point when Daniel says his name his voice cracks a bit like he's going to cry. Poor guy. I've been on phone calls at work where I'm about to start crying myself.
Update on Daniel: He's sitting it out at a nut house constantly repeating "the record, it's our best offer my name is daniel what's urs?" While he rocks back and forth with a sad rage filled look on his face. So, he's still alive. That's all that counts, right?
For some strange reason, this is my favorite Florentine prank...it's amazing how long he strings this guy along...it's like the telemarketer hits reset every time he says "what"
I feel like Daniel probably got fired, and I gotta say... regardless of whether or not these people are supposed to be calling you, he might be the most patient man on planet Earth. Amazing. I would have hung up after the third time.
-The what? -Record then -My name is Daniel, and you are? -The record -Yeah! What is your name? -The record. -Yeah. My name is Daniel, what is your name? Poor Daniel couldn't even be saved by his colleges :3
I can't help it; I come back to listen to this often. I feel guilty, but at the same time full of joy. 5:25 is where Joe's efforts takes hold on Daniel's soul. Joe could have called him Reek and Daniel would have probably believed him! Pure genius.
Lmao at 3:30 to 3:45 the lady supervisor is telling Daniel to say there same few things he has said several times already.... Lmfao lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can hardly type this out
Daniel sounds like he's about to cry. This is a clear illustration of how robotic telemarketers are. It's like a skipping record. So easy to derail them from their script and make them start over. My favorites are the viagra telemarketers from India. I try to keep them on the phone as long as I can. So far, 33 minutes is my best, only to tell them I'm not interested. Have a nice day!
This telemarketer is the biggest dipstick ever. I would've just hung up even though telemarketers aren't supposed to. He could have made a few sales instead of staying on the phone. Jim rules!!!!
I like how telemarketer tries to get him to YES with the question around confirming the tel number. They teach these guys this like it’s a big part of the sell to get them to start saying yes. Cracks me up
I die every time I hear this recording. It's so hilarious that Daniel wastes so much time on Jim. You can hear Daniel eventually get emotional. I have to imagine after Daniel got off the phone, Jim drove him to tears and he quit. "Put Daniel back on the phone." LOL Why his manager just tell him to hang up after a couple minutes, I don't know.
*I want to talk to Daniel.*
PUT DANIEL ON THE PHONE
Robert Hemfelt ...the what?!?
Zach Gilbert *sighs* ...THE RECORD
Robert Hemfelt
The what!?
Mineav DARAKORD
Somewhere Daniel is balled up on the floor in a straight jacket, screaming "THE RECORD! THE RECORD! TWENTY SIX CENTS!!"
MY NAME IS DANIEL WHATS YOURS?
peterkrepkiy The Record.
That is just to funny
Funniest comment ever
The What?
I bet that kid still has nightmares about this.
nypad5 lmao
Da what?
nypad5 do what?
The what !?
That was Daniel's last day as a telemarketer
"Put Daniel back on the phone" 😂
I bet Daniel got scared when he asked for him
Lol he sounded like rainman 🤣🤣🤣
You can just hear the fatigue around 5:25..
"my name," *sighs* "my name is Daniel."
@@matthewhartman7269 10 minutes until Judge Wapner.
The what?
Daniel is desperate for his $0.50 commission.
The what?
@@ebaocihc7085 The record
@Kool_Kat Yeah
Wait Dewutt???
@kite manMy name is Dewut Darakord
How did he not understand that your name is Darakord?
Dewatt Darakord
Hope the Telemarketers get every Funeral Home via Siri at 3 a.m.! That should be hilarious.😁😉😰😞🏥🎥
Walt Da Racourt
Wyatt D'Racceur
Abd Il De -Rakar
Da what?
This comment is too funny
I'm changing my name to Dewutt Darakord.
Please dewutt
😂😂😂
@@auntiec6294 the what?
Behindthen0thing the record
My name is Daniel what's yours?
He conditioned him to say “the record” no matter what the actual context was, incredible
That's total manipulation in its funniest form.
The what?
@@Mbrace818 The Record! Can you hear me sir?
@@HaedenBeck The WHAT?
@@Reagan_Ridley Record. The news paper?
After 9 minutes, " do you want the paper?" " No !!"
patricky9 lmao I bet daniel was pissed as hell after that conversation XD
He should quit then
Spoiler alert
The what??
Alternate ending:
- Do you want the paper or not?
- The what?
Andrés Rojas brilliant!
Da Record!
*alternate beginning
Record! Yes. Newspaper. And it's for 26 cents a daaaaaaaay...
what
Da What count = 22
The Record count = 13
............!!! [Swallows and breaths throatishly...]
Da wat
9412586 is that correct ?
The what?
No no. It felt more than that.
You can hear the exact moment when Daniel's spirit is broken, at 5:25 when he's asked what his name is... Jim, your simple style is your genius.
As a person who has done sales I was waiting for the moment and heard it right there. Funny someone else heard it too lmaooo
haha you are right ....5:25 :D
😂😂🤣🤣
My name....my name is Daniel
@@Blessed_V0id The record
I like to think after this call, the young man had a quick moment of quiet reflection, put his headset down and walked straight out of the call centre into a better job. :)
I did and I had nothing this fucked up to deal with. My worst was a woman named Mrs Hore'. I tried Mrs. Horee, Mrs. Oar, Mrs. Oaree, then said Hello Mrs. Whore we are trying... After being hung up on for at least the fiftieth time that day I walked.
Hermunkle that happened to me, but I was in customer service, really, I was trying so hard not to laugh
Hopefully it was his first day.
"My name is Daniel, what is your name?"
"Derick Urd"
"Yes, The Record, what is your name?"
"The what?"
4:39 😂
The what??
I can see why Daniel is a telemarketer...
cuz he patient lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
probably not allowed to hang up.
Ol' Dan was born for this.
Poor kid is probably in a straight jacket saying “dawut” 😂
His fault because he's an idiot.
da record
Can you put Daniel back on?
I'm back!
The what?
Put Daniel back on the phone.
I have not laughed like this in years!
Dradakin, I hoped you listened to Turds! One of the best ever!
Travis Miller I’m not touching someone else’s poop
Poor Daniel! It was a limited time offer, and he wasted 10 minutes by constantly repeating, "The Record." LOL
This has to be on of Jim's best of all time, just classic how he keeps going and the guy just cant sink his teeth into him no matter how persistent, just priceless.
My name is Daniel. What's yours?
@@JenniferLynnDicksonthe record... the what
Jim Florentine, i pity any telemarketer that calls you. you are brutal... and i love it!
His name is clearly "The Record", or "The Recker"
Darakord*
Joseph Kreifels II The what?
Scroty McBoogerballs Esq. The Record!
Imaginary Knave The record?
The what: 23
The record: 13
Right: 11
Yeah: 13
Dayton Flores lmao
That Daniel must be crying on the way home after that call
Jim is Ruthless, love it but Daniel is a persistent salesman. Funny :)
Tariq Khan he’s not a salesman he’s a telemarketer big difference and this kid probably went postal!
At some point when Daniel says his name his voice cracks a bit like he's going to cry. Poor guy. I've been on phone calls at work where I'm about to start crying myself.
I love Jim Florentine
@@rhondie4ever I know he startd to lose it hes like Daniel its daniel.. in a defeated voice lmao
I picture Daniel with tears running down his cheek.
The what
@@x740Reaper The Record.
@@HaedenBeck right
@@griffinoleary1694 And it's our best offer ever. Now to get you started, I have your number as 941-2586, is that correct?
@@HaedenBeck the what?
Daniel never had the makings of a varsity telemarketer.
Thank You, Uncle Junior
those phone calls were 7 minutes long some of them!
Jesus Christ this reference is not relevant to the content in anyway but I caught it immediately. I love that other people got it too.
Its undermining and it's exactly what I'm trying to teach these kids NOT TO DO!
Small mouth that's the problem.
That telemarketer's IQ must have dropped at least to 75 by the time Jim was finished with him.
I wonder if Daniel realizes just how famous he is today.. I wonder whatever happened to him???
+Matthew Bloemker Daniel, if you are out there, give us a sign! x
Matthew Bloemker Hi
Update on Daniel: He's sitting it out at a nut house constantly repeating "the record, it's our best offer my name is daniel what's urs?" While he rocks back and forth with a sad rage filled look on his face. So, he's still alive. That's all that counts, right?
He went home and committed suicide due to the stress level of his job. Very tragic story.
+Robert Denham Wish more of them would do that lol
For some strange reason, this is my favorite Florentine prank...it's amazing how long he strings this guy along...it's like the telemarketer hits reset every time he says "what"
I feel like Daniel probably got fired, and I gotta say... regardless of whether or not these people are supposed to be calling you, he might be the most patient man on planet Earth. Amazing. I would have hung up after the third time.
futurestoryteller lmao facts
the what?
@@cuntpuncherino newspaper...the record.
This guy’s à saint yeah!
@cuntpuncher record
Jim if you ever read these comments I want you to know you’re a absolute genius for this bit. Seriously top notch work sir.
@Just Checking In The record?
@@blasiantaurus No one likes you.
lol he said 26 cents a week but said "day" really softly.
yep! 7:41 just caught that
Sounds like Daniel's first day lol
Lord Zizumias and last
The what?
When Jim kept saying 'I want to talk to Daniel', I so desperately wanted Dan to burn the phone and run away from the building...
I laughed so hard tears are streaming down my face and my stomach hurts!
-The what?
-Record
then
-My name is Daniel, and you are?
-The record
-Yeah! What is your name?
-The record.
-Yeah. My name is Daniel, what is your name?
Poor Daniel couldn't even be saved by his colleges :3
+Puncho Samurai Maybe he could atleast ask "Is your name Therecord??"
+Puncho Samurai By his what?
Puncho Samurai *colleagues
Lmao! His colleges!
I can't help it; I come back to listen to this often. I feel guilty, but at the same time full of joy. 5:25 is where Joe's efforts takes hold on Daniel's soul. Joe could have called him Reek and Daniel would have probably believed him! Pure genius.
hajaja game of thrones xD!!1
So do you want the newspaper or not?
No
Hangs up
Lmao at 3:30 to 3:45 the lady supervisor is telling Daniel to say there same few things he has said several times already.... Lmfao lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can hardly type this out
The ending: do you want the paper or not? Jim: No. * *
"Put Daniel back on the phone. "
That poor kid. He was trying so hard
I googled The Record Newspaper and the current chief editors name is Daniel. Daniel got a promotion after this.
He earned it
"How come he's not hearing me?!?"
"You gotta talk to him"
Great advice
Ehh eh.... the what ?
I'm feeling pretty bad for Daniel.
"M-m-my name is Daniel" 😔
At one point, I honestly thought Daniel was going to cry.
Jim should have taken the deal at 26 cents per week before Daniel changed it to per day!
5:20
“(sigh) Daniel .. my name .. my name is daniel..”
slowly dying towards the end
I love these recordings. Makes me happy and warm inside.
I could tell Jim got tired of them not loosing their patience.
Jim had another incoming call to take LOL
he said he was hung over when he recorded this call and just decided to play dumb as hell, eventually even Jim got tired of how long this went on
MUUUUSSTAAAAAAAAAAACHE!!!!!!!!!
5:26 is the funniest moment, you can just hear it in voice when he says “my name is Daniel” again with a slight mad laugh
The flat "no" and hangup at the end was perfect
At 5:22 Daniel was so defeated that he started to question if his name was really Daniel and not The Record.
sounds like hes on the brink of tears
When the first supervisor gets on and he asks to speak with Daniel is a glorious moment of comedy.
5:24
He sounds like hes about to burst in to tears!
This reminds me of the old Cheech and Chong bit using the line "Dave's not here." Granted, that one was scripted, but it is just as funny as this one.
I keep checking the length of this video because every 20 seconds I'm like "there's no way this keeps going!"
I've heard just about all of Florentine's stuff, and this is by far my favorite. It's hilarious for so many reasons.
I think about this call and actually laugh out loud on a regular basis. Brilliant stuff here.
You can hear the desperation in his voice at 5:25 poor kid
This is like the modern day who’s on first gag. Poor Daniels somewhere in NJ in an insane asylum sucking his thumb!
I try to remember to listen to this once a week. This is COMEDY GOLD and Jim Florentine should have gotten some sort of an award for this call.
this explains why the Record is doing so poorly
my dreams are like this
In your dreams; are you Daniel or The Record?
The What?
I'm Daniel, what is your name?
+Willy Wonka The record.
Yes.
this has to be "THE RECORD" for longest telemarketer call. >D
The what?
This is the,absolpute best,comedy I've EVER watched. I'm fuckin binge watching
Daniels first day on the phones.......he couldn't hangup since the boss was right there. Lol. He kept his cool but dang couldn't have lasted long.
Daniel sounds like he's about to cry. This is a clear illustration of how robotic telemarketers are. It's like a skipping record. So easy to derail them from their script and make them start over. My favorites are the viagra telemarketers from India. I try to keep them on the phone as long as I can. So far, 33 minutes is my best, only to tell them I'm not interested. Have a nice day!
I think Jim Florentine is hilarious!
This feels like a weird nightmare especially when he keeps asking to put Daniel back on the phone 😂
4:37 Jim- it’s the record right ?
Daniel- yes
Jim- the what ?!
6:14 *Maybe I should start from the beginning.* "The Record... is a newspaper."
The only time I snort when I laugh is when I watch these clips 😂😂
Omg, that ending.
Ewwww reddit :o
Do you want the paper or not?
The tremble and defeat in his voice at 5:26 cracks me up so hard
This telemarketer is the biggest dipstick ever. I would've just hung up even though telemarketers aren't supposed to. He could have made a few sales instead of staying on the phone. Jim rules!!!!
Oh my god, I actually get exhausted listenting to this! :P
I did too I was actually getting mad at Daniel
“I’d like to speak to Daniel, please.” LOL
I try this on telemarketers that call me and they hang up way sooner
Shows you how many calls he must get to pull these nuggets out.
Daniel still cant sleep, 9 years later......
I like how telemarketer tries to get him to YES with the question around confirming the tel number. They teach these guys this like it’s a big part of the sell to get them to start saying yes. Cracks me up
It's the first step in hypnosis is a Agreement it's not just convincing it's making the other party listen to your commands
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Record, "The What"😂😂
You can hear Daniel's soul having a slight stroke at 5:25 (Start at 5:10)
Wow I love when I hear someone coaching him in the background
LMAO the way the conversation starts, poor Daniel is hyperventilated even before the nightmare begins
I love how instead of speaking up, Daniel just eats the phone.
Poor fucking Daniel. Poor newspaper business lol.
Eh eh... The what?
I like how Daniel doesn't release he's being trolled
The duration of this prank call must be some sort of... record!
Dewhat?
@@StarlightWorkshop0z record
“PUT DANIEL BACK ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW 😡”
Jim makes me want to answer those scam calls and do this to them
Calls answered so far : 7
Jim Florentine, should get some kind of award for this. I just realized he kept Daniel on the phone for over NINE MINUTES. This is comedy gold!!
I'm always suspicious when a caller wants me to say "yes"
Daniel has so much patience its crazy! amazing!
I die every time I hear this recording. It's so hilarious that Daniel wastes so much time on Jim. You can hear Daniel eventually get emotional. I have to imagine after Daniel got off the phone, Jim drove him to tears and he quit. "Put Daniel back on the phone." LOL Why his manager just tell him to hang up after a couple minutes, I don't know.
Knowing the quality of those kind call centers they believe that people they called are complete moron and scammable.
Probably desperate for a sale
When the manager said she was gonna put Daniel back on the phone you could hear him in the background saying "son of a bitch!"
Me too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahahah
This is some of the funniest shit I have seen in a WHILE. Like, it just takes you right out of a bad mood.
This was the best offer ever.
5:45 that's where he starts to break. You can hear it in the kid's voice
Pardon the pun, but Daniel sounds like a broken RECORD. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can’t believe that was a 9 minute phone call.