Try Not to Laugh: Military Fails & Funny TikToks (Marine Reacts)
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I'm active duty Navy and you can definitely tell which officers were prior enlisted and which ones went officer straight away. Prior enlisted have way more respect.
...and competency, you forgot simple, basic, competency.
"Sir, please just set the compass down and step away slowly."
Back in the c-ration days, the box came with a pack of 4 cigarettes. If you weren't a smoker, you could trade that for almost anything a smoker had.
You traded those cigs for their toilet paper, because those tiny little rolls were never enough. I wonder what the smokers did for TP.
@@ryanlucas3907 shatinabush
@@ryanlucas3907 carried a thick paperback novel wrapped in ton of plastic. Never an old MCI course.
Ok yeah and what do we do with that?
Hell yeah Jamesons your looking more comfortable infront of the camera with every video
He disappeared real quick like when the one guy started talking about the stereotypical marine.
Well he wore a gimp suit and mask in most of his old vhs movies he was in
In bootcamp we would use cough drops as currency. Once they became contraband, they just inflated in value haha
You can't eat coughdrops?! Why?
Me and this guy was on trash police call at Ft Dix in 1982 I fould this small bag of weed he tare up a cigarette smoked that in a NY min This is this is the first time a have mentioned this.
Recruit candy is what we caller it in San Diego
@@dendanskehelt4296 insanely late reply but some prescription cough drops are basically a mixed drink in candy form.
@@blackwoodsecurity531 So you could get drunk from eating too many? They would have been popular in Soviet Denmark.
I have friends in every branch, and that one about what they were in high school is dead on target.
Edit: Fucc my life guy was too real, lol.
Bruh, TOO real
I feel that last dude's pain.... Live in the desert. Deploy to the desert. Come home to the desert.
The funny part for me was being Hawaiian thinking there was a ocean just a mile away for the first 3yrs. White Sands Missile Range is the biggest tease
I had a guy in my unit when I was in that lived in 29 Palms and when it came time for CAX, he would have drive out to Miramar (where our unit was located) to go back to 29 Palms. Then when it was all said and done, he'd go back with us to Miramar just so that he could get back into his car to drive back to 29 Palms.
@@Riceball01 well its half right, you have the beach, just not the ocean.
Regarding the "making extra mone" tips. My dad joined the Airforce at 17 and came from a family of 13 kids. Growing up in the '50s they had few luxuries and he worked his butt off and also had to sew clothes and iron clothes. In his barracks he used to iron the shirts and polish the boots of his squad mates and charge them for cigarettes. He didn't smoke 😉 When they were stuck on base and their cigarettes ran out, he used to sell it back to them at a profit.
I kept that in mind when I did my national service. Out base PX used to get a delivery once a month or sometimes even every 6 weeks and ran out of cigarettes within the 1st 2 weeks post delivery. We had no off base leave during basic and as I had learned to iron and press clothes at a young age, I used the same technique. Had guys from other platoons coming to me to have their stuff ironed and dress uniforms pressed. I didn't have a lot of leisure time as I was usually ironing while other guys were messing around, but I more than doubled my pay 😁
4:54
There is this movie on Netflix called "Sand Castle", its about a US Army grunt, that enlisted a few weeks or months before 9/11, is in the war on terror, and hates being in the military at the start of the movie, so he deliberately slams his hand in a humvee door to try to get out on a medical condition...it doesn't get him out. Again, all at the start of the movie. This is all based on a true story.
JT, what does your family think of you spending so much time on TikTok for the videos? 😆
ah its a phase it will pass. always looking for new ideas.
@@JamesonsTravels don't you know that tiktok is an app that's controlled by the ccp behind the scene, to launch their propaganda. It's part of their psychological warfare or what they have been upholding the strategy of infinite war.
To the make matter worse, tiktok is probably installed with "backdoor" to spy. As a former seal member, are you too unsuspicious in front of your enemy in a mental warfare.
@@JamesonsTravels you may know how to tackle a fight, but you know nothing about a war.
@@ericluk68 Its not that deep, he's just reacting to videos. He doesn't even have a tikrok account.
My military school gave us ibuprofen whenever we had issues, I ended up developing stomach issues from it, some days I was throwing up 5x a day
have it. gerd and inflammed stomach. long term can increase heart attack risk by the way
What country are you from??
@@phyo1716 American
The "silver bullet" Marine sounded like he was impersonating old pervert Mr. Herbert from Family Guy.
lol. i am sure there are multi uses for the term.
The threat of the silver bullet is super real.
@@yugiuhij989 As XO for a MCT company at SOI Camp Pendleton I appreciated the extra motivation provided by the threat of the silver bullet. It actually was used and it wasn't very rare. The company GySgt and myself brought up the rear rounding up stragglers and such.
Those young privates did not like the humps, but for all the ncos, myself and the CO they got real old cycle after cycle after cycle.
I was in back in 77 and a guy came into the skipper's quarterdeck and said "sir I have a declaration to make. I'm gay" to which the skipper grinned and dropped his drawers. The sailor turned white as a sheet and ran out the door. The skipper laughed his ass off. He was an old Vietnam pilot.
When I was in 2002-2006, my units while in garrison would have a sensing session twice a year. This would be equivalent to a rating system from the bottom up. Those of us E1-E6 would voice our concerns and suggest ways to overcome the concerns, some of these would be implemented and others just ignored.
You're dry sense of humour is sublime and my mind works twice as fast watching these jewels thinking of all the other situations and snapshots that are simply screaming out for the Jameson juice, please don't go anywhere soon and best wishes from Dave, Cambridge, England..
Oh hell no that T.T. with her admitting she lied should be an Automatic Dishonorable Discharge.
I recall in Week 6, field week, this dude gets a big ole box of homemade Rice Krispy treats as a care package. Drill SGT Alexander said sure, go ahead, sell away. So he sold each of us, well some of us ate four or five, and paid him. Then DS Alexander smoked us for an hour, then made the seller donate the money to the American Red Cross. Damn those were some good treats though.
This one really hit the spot and made my day. Ooohhhh the memories!!!!
Junior NCO, Officers are typically very respectful to you and will help out if you ask. Mustangs are highly respected. Love the videos man!
Man I’m going into the Marine Corps, i ship off in November to BT and I absolutely love watching your videos. You’re an awesome RUclips who definitely deserves more spotlight, keep it up!
As a Former enlisted Marine who became an officer after 10 years (six more years as an officer), I can state that officers are somewhat aware of the problem with careerism, but it's a pretty big dillemma for officers. An officer who focuss on mission and the welbeing of his men tends to be the officer who gets passed over. The few who are pretty good at doing the right thing in addition to satisfying the careerist requirements get the reputation for being the "real good" officers because they are just the best who actually survive.
I think it would be much better if they allowed Captains and field grade officers to continue their service longer, promoted or not, and the military should reverse the stupid trend which has gone way too far of rewarding officers for getting advanced civilian degrees rather than officers who can demonstrate actual tactical and operational knowledge and understanding.
And I haven't even begun to address the damage done by civil authority imposed political correctness or wokism...Any good officers surviving the other advancement policy errors now have a snowballs chance in Hell to avoid the purges implemented by wokeness.
I was an active duty Marine. But, I think I may have had a different experience with officers than most since I was in the air wing. I was an aircraft mech and all of our officers were pilots. So they treated us pretty damn well because they know they can't fly with a broken aircraft. Every once in a while we'd get a new Lt out of flight school that was full of himself treating the enlisted like garbage. "Got a (non-essential) training flight today? Sorry sir you're plane's down flight ops will have to reschedule your mission."
Been there done that have the tshirt!
Joined the USAF(98), first 3 yrs in Japan crewing jets and going on deployments loved it!!! Next 3 yrs at Cannon AFB in NM, only thing I looked forward to there was finding a poundcake in my MRE. I couldn't believe it was the same Air Force...learned a lot of great skills and it was the people whom I worked with that really made it great.
There is an unofficial evaluation system that allows juniors to evaluate seniors at all levels. Most of the time, it doesn't really matter but if there IS a problem in the unit, it'll get straight quick!
Medboard girl has a disclosure on the bottom of her vid saying she’s not actually getting medboarded
Jameson drank the spit cup 😳
It happens...my brother used to dip all throughout my house when I was a kid
Boy things have changed since 92.
I LIKE IT!
Really enjoyed that video thank you for your time and energy that it takes to make these
What an entertaining video. Sitting down here in South Africa a bit bored and sick of Covid and appreciate this Sir.
I love your content. It’s fun to watch your videos 😄
Thanks Grant
We need 150 Million more like you Sir. Thank you for your service. 🇺🇸
Thanks for the heads up on the shot in the Copenhagen. Never would have figured that out on my own.
I think we need another Angry Cops reaction one of these days. These videos are great, but Angry Cops really seems to have you rolling in some of the videos you have done in the past haha
Just wanted to point out that the "med board" woman has "I'm not actually getting med boarded" under her video
Exactly he didn’t post the whole TikTok took part of it to make a video
May be the case but just a few days ago angry cops did a video of someone really trying to tell people to do this. That bullshit isnt funny.
15:10 "Short Polish guy, hung like a mule" sounds awefully specific xD
If you ain't complimenting the boys, are you even boys?
@@CrustedPork We will never know.
Thank you JT, thank you
Copenhagen in a tin can (was in plastic cans while I was stationed overseas) while on deployment was like gold. I remember guys on the ship paying $50 a can.
3:25 You always have to read the fine print. In this case, bottom left of her frame says "im not actually getting medboarded". That is all.
Jameson’s the man
Really enjoying the content, keep it up
love the videos man keep it up
Hahaha! Classic! Ibuprofen, drink water, change yer socks. Cure all’s...🤣
10:29 LOL Mr. Jameson really doesn’t care
3:16 note the footnote at the bottom left of the screen: she's joking.
There was a running gag at the 2D ANGLICO motor pool where they'd get a guy into a conversation right at the edge of the vehicle bay. So one Marine is in the bay, the other is just outside. Meanwhile, the Marine who was being set up didn't realize there were 2 marines on the roof, (about 2.5 stories up) that had filled a garbage can with water. We had the big 75 gallon plastic cans. And well, they almost got me once. But at the last second I realized what was happening and jumped away and the water barely got my sleeve. After they got Gunny Nixon from 2D Force Recon, they stopped doing it. He was in camies he'd just picked up from the cleaners. All those perfect creases were gone. And he went berserk.
Med boarded no, charged with fraud for actively defrauding their country. There should be an easy way out for dropouts though because you don’t want that guy/girl covering your back and you don’t want to pay them off forever with fraud. If they are honest about it and that they are willing to take the loss then they should be able to go.
They have a place for people like that you get to finish out your contract sweeping floors at the base.
You signed a contract with a commitment the army invested at least $100,000 in your training and you're like well I don't want it your investment is screwed I'm going home
It says in the bottom left “not actually getting med boarded*”
@@80_eighty47 The sarcasm still fails...
Puts me in mind of “Black Friday - Dark Dawn I” during the Moment of Truth Briefing, where the Doctor threatens to send you home under fraudulent conditions, thus reducing your chances of getting a good job or into a good college to zero.
Did you notice her vid was a joke? When she was going to give the secret to med boarding her connection “froze” I watched because I was shocked she would incriminate herself and then the fake circle of death appeared. She had me there for a moment 🤣😂🤣😂
Haha, love all the videos. Randomly came across your channel months ago and keep coming back. Subbing now. I've been out 12 years and love the memories a lot of your videos bring back. Definitely for those still active in any branch, during field ops, if you don't have any habits - take various brands of dip, smokes and other small habits of comfort. You'll get your money back quick. Packs of smokes going for over $60 and even one sold their soul for a pack (written on a write in the rain). Plus the longer you can hold out on selling items, the more you'll get back. Alright, enough of my ramblings... Rah to you Jamesons! 2/2 Fox Co 05-09
Done jacked up, got the Infidel Nora clan coming after you
Right? Lmaoooo
Awesome vid
My side hustle was cutting hair.. had the trimmers from the PX and did the cuts in the bathroom. Started in basic and was half the cost of getting another cut from the barber.
Ive seen both in the Army those who just want to look good and those who actually care, and i know 100% anyone else whos seen both will agree you can whole heartedly tell what officers care, they actually take the time to learn from the PLT Sgt and get to know the joes and ask for advice and eventually fight for/take care of the PLT
Yeah Ft. Irwin lol delivered ice there for yrs and yrs watched the first crowd heading Iraq . Be safe all
“Back in the old days” yeah sitting in the barracks drinking beer and watching Heartbreak Ridge and then you all ran in and took long California showers together.
I love every one of ur videos
I did not buy a car ever while I was in the USMC. And I made BANK. When I got out, I had @$35,000 to $40,000. I ate on base always. But went out and drank like a fish and only spent maybe $100 a month. Oh the 80's and being overseas for the most part was AMAZING.
SEMPER FI BROTHERS FOREVER
I went to Army boot camp in 2018. Our currency was cough drops. Wanted our fire guard shift covered by your battle buddy? 10 cough drops no problem! Hand warmer? Cough drops should do it! Part of your MRE? Give me 5 cough drops! Eventually the Drill Sergeants noticed bags and bags and bags of zero-sugar cough drops coming in the mail. Sugar cough drops were equal to like 4 zero-sugar cough drops! Ah good old days!
Get queued up for that
😂😂my dad is a certified handyman and when I explained to him that military grade means pretty much barely working. And I’m being nice when I say barely, he couldn’t believe it
My first command at Anderson afb in Guam was like McCales navy lol we were the only navy squadron on Anderson and we had the base wired for sound lol
OMG...The ibuprofen thing had me on the floor laughing! I did 10 years as 11 series and ate more ibuprofen than MREs. I think they even passed it out at Halloween.
I got drunk on codeine one time after I came back from Germany where I was legal and was illegal in the states. It really was an accident tho. I kept coughing at night and kept taking more. My platoon sgt told me to go back to bed 😂
Army MP from 1990 -1997 the medical skit with Ibuprofen is so true. Also Tetracycline the other go to drug.
Follow through & shut up! Great advice! It’ll do you the best!
If you've been in for less than a year you can get out for failure to adapt in the Marine Corps I told a girl that one day and two weeks later she came back telling me she's getting discharged I felt bad I told her how to do it
7:45 "Now, that stuff wouldn't be _as_ funny in the civilian world..."
Me, a civilian named Major: 😂😂😂
I agree!!
My mate fell asleep in the harbour area an so we poured the powder of coffee sugar an milk so he could get a boost.. One of the funniest wake up calls love this
When I hit gold phase in AIT, I'd buy cans of dip off post. Grizzly wintergreen. they were 2$ a can back then. Cheaper if you bought it by the log. Sold for 20$ a can.
LOL When I went to basic training it turned out, in the entire company, I was the only person that knew how to sew. I made a killing!
Ah! I absolutely paid a guy! Hilarious.
Also noted that he has a problem with females in this video but none of the men.
He's a misogynistic guy
Love ur videos
Guy at bootcamp sold a bag of M&Ms for 45$. Lol
7:00. When I was underway, I'd stock pile a 1-2 cartons of cigarette's even though I didn't smoke. The ship's store sold them for like $15 per pack. I'd sell mine for $10. Turned a profit pretty much every patrol lol.
Recruit during history training: "Sir, this recruit requests permission to make an emergency head call"
DI: " Emergency, I don't see a fire. Sit back down!"
There's no fire, but the hose was spraying all inside the theater seats. Who needs sunscreen when your caked with dirt all day long.
Don't you remember asking for a "emergency head call" DI's would tell you I don't hear no sirens it can't be an emergency, You would start running around trying to imitate a siren before being excused.
It's called choices. The hard fact is the tax payer paid good $ to train me & turn me from a useless stump to somebody w/ skills. We owe the tax payer a return on their $. At least that's the way I looked at it.
I had a snickers business in basic training. I made a few bucks. 😂
The funny guy is USAF and spot on
7:05 talking about similarities between boot camp and jail 😂😂😂
Hey, the scene at 10:12 was so funny!!!
Reminded me last week when a new 3rd Dan grade lady moves to my place of abode, and commences lessons in my class.
During small chat i asked her, what she did for a living...
She replied i used to be the in the Navy for 13 years.
" my reply oh the Navy yeah..."
Then this shows up a week after... hehehe good analogy!!
Dude, try being station at camp Margarita coming back from 1st deployment to hear they moving your battalion to 29 Palms 1998! Bar was rock throw away from barracks.
Back in 2011, we were slingin' Skittles, Cookies, and any other sweets we could get our hands on 🤣🤣 for like $10-20 a pop. They sell pretty easy to troops that are hungry af at 2100
They haven’t gotten uglier, you just got a glimpse of yourself
That was pretty messed up of him to do infidel nora like that. That was really messed up.
Right? Are officers supposed to be pretty?
Does Nora care that much that she needs her army of minions to stand up for her at every waking moment because she's incapable of doing it herself?
@@JohnDoe-wt9ek you are literally in every comment about her. What's your deal? Why do you feel so strongly about this woman? Chill out.
I’ve never twerked or been even half naked so idk what you’re referring to.
I remember we started piling some cash together and we almost had 1 guy take a swig from the spit cup, but he backed out......smart move
Yep we pulled some sh-t on everyone till it came back to you lol
Officers viewed deployments as promotion pack busters when I was in
When I was in (77-89) the "Silver Bullet" was a big silver syringe full of "Spectinomycin" for treating gonorrhea. Which was then fazed out in 1989.
man i would love being in the military again
Dude went from marine to reacting to tiktok videos on youtube
I like the tiktok reactions
OH no....it's definitely funny in the civilian world for the hanging dude.....I LOLed
I once saw a sidewinder doing 25 @ NTC and a cobra taken nap in Doha.
I'd watch saying bottom up evaluation to these new recruits lol 😆
most accurate movie scene period is Jarhead and wacking it in the porta shitter
Great Watch with your takes.
15:30 I know of an account of a guy (this is during WW2) of a guy who lived out in Wenden, Arizona. Ended up training in his own damned backyard (literally the other side of the mountain range behind the town) as part of the Camp Bouse site working the the CDL (Canal Defense Light).
3:48 … You do know that that specialist joked about working the VA, right?
Lt. Colonel Conduct Unbecoming needs to be courtmartialed. Also, he's using a Chinese Intelligence app, is he a Chinese agent? All these Tictocers need to be courtmartialed.
Plus DS Kokes could NEVER catch me. So I finally told him at graduation that I hid my dip on the window ledge, wedged between the ac unit and the sill.
I did that with the Copenhagen when we were on ship. Everyone bought out the ship store because it was cheap and dipped it like there was no tomorrow. So I found a reservist who had two logs of dip and bought them. I waited two days for the Jones to set in real good. Then I went and got a plastic spoon and sold it for a dollar for 1/2 of a spoon full.
They did the coasties dirty
With the supply/CIF thing.. When i went to CIF when i was PCSing, i only had to turn in my MOPP gear. They said it was dirty. I got a BRAND NEW UNOPENED PAIR back. They still said it was dirty. Took tape to it and said there was dust on it and kicked me back.
Catch 22!, the best example of upper echelon stupidity I can think of.