Try Not to Laugh: Military Fails & Funny TikToks (Marine Reacts)
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I'm active duty Navy and you can definitely tell which officers were prior enlisted and which ones went officer straight away. Prior enlisted have way more respect.
...and competency, you forgot simple, basic, competency.
"Sir, please just set the compass down and step away slowly."
Back in the c-ration days, the box came with a pack of 4 cigarettes. If you weren't a smoker, you could trade that for almost anything a smoker had.
You traded those cigs for their toilet paper, because those tiny little rolls were never enough. I wonder what the smokers did for TP.
@@ryanlucas3907 shatinabush
@@ryanlucas3907 carried a thick paperback novel wrapped in ton of plastic. Never an old MCI course.
Ok yeah and what do we do with that?
Hell yeah Jamesons your looking more comfortable infront of the camera with every video
He disappeared real quick like when the one guy started talking about the stereotypical marine.
Well he wore a gimp suit and mask in most of his old vhs movies he was in
In bootcamp we would use cough drops as currency. Once they became contraband, they just inflated in value haha
You can't eat coughdrops?! Why?
Me and this guy was on trash police call at Ft Dix in 1982 I fould this small bag of weed he tare up a cigarette smoked that in a NY min This is this is the first time a have mentioned this.
Recruit candy is what we caller it in San Diego
@@dendanskehelt4296 insanely late reply but some prescription cough drops are basically a mixed drink in candy form.
@@blackwoodsecurity531 So you could get drunk from eating too many? They would have been popular in Soviet Denmark.
I was in back in 77 and a guy came into the skipper's quarterdeck and said "sir I have a declaration to make. I'm gay" to which the skipper grinned and dropped his drawers. The sailor turned white as a sheet and ran out the door. The skipper laughed his ass off. He was an old Vietnam pilot.
JT, what does your family think of you spending so much time on TikTok for the videos? 😆
ah its a phase it will pass. always looking for new ideas.
@@JamesonsTravels don't you know that tiktok is an app that's controlled by the ccp behind the scene, to launch their propaganda. It's part of their psychological warfare or what they have been upholding the strategy of infinite war.
To the make matter worse, tiktok is probably installed with "backdoor" to spy. As a former seal member, are you too unsuspicious in front of your enemy in a mental warfare.
@@JamesonsTravels you may know how to tackle a fight, but you know nothing about a war.
@@ericluk68 Its not that deep, he's just reacting to videos. He doesn't even have a tikrok account.
I have friends in every branch, and that one about what they were in high school is dead on target.
Edit: Fucc my life guy was too real, lol.
Bruh, TOO real
I recall in Week 6, field week, this dude gets a big ole box of homemade Rice Krispy treats as a care package. Drill SGT Alexander said sure, go ahead, sell away. So he sold each of us, well some of us ate four or five, and paid him. Then DS Alexander smoked us for an hour, then made the seller donate the money to the American Red Cross. Damn those were some good treats though.
I feel that last dude's pain.... Live in the desert. Deploy to the desert. Come home to the desert.
The funny part for me was being Hawaiian thinking there was a ocean just a mile away for the first 3yrs. White Sands Missile Range is the biggest tease
I had a guy in my unit when I was in that lived in 29 Palms and when it came time for CAX, he would have drive out to Miramar (where our unit was located) to go back to 29 Palms. Then when it was all said and done, he'd go back with us to Miramar just so that he could get back into his car to drive back to 29 Palms.
@@Riceball01 well its half right, you have the beach, just not the ocean.
The "silver bullet" Marine sounded like he was impersonating old pervert Mr. Herbert from Family Guy.
lol. i am sure there are multi uses for the term.
The threat of the silver bullet is super real.
@@yugiuhij989 As XO for a MCT company at SOI Camp Pendleton I appreciated the extra motivation provided by the threat of the silver bullet. It actually was used and it wasn't very rare. The company GySgt and myself brought up the rear rounding up stragglers and such.
Those young privates did not like the humps, but for all the ncos, myself and the CO they got real old cycle after cycle after cycle.
When I was in 2002-2006, my units while in garrison would have a sensing session twice a year. This would be equivalent to a rating system from the bottom up. Those of us E1-E6 would voice our concerns and suggest ways to overcome the concerns, some of these would be implemented and others just ignored.
Junior NCO, Officers are typically very respectful to you and will help out if you ask. Mustangs are highly respected. Love the videos man!
4:54
There is this movie on Netflix called "Sand Castle", its about a US Army grunt, that enlisted a few weeks or months before 9/11, is in the war on terror, and hates being in the military at the start of the movie, so he deliberately slams his hand in a humvee door to try to get out on a medical condition...it doesn't get him out. Again, all at the start of the movie. This is all based on a true story.
I went to Army boot camp in 2018. Our currency was cough drops. Wanted our fire guard shift covered by your battle buddy? 10 cough drops no problem! Hand warmer? Cough drops should do it! Part of your MRE? Give me 5 cough drops! Eventually the Drill Sergeants noticed bags and bags and bags of zero-sugar cough drops coming in the mail. Sugar cough drops were equal to like 4 zero-sugar cough drops! Ah good old days!
10:30 - You did not… just… ridicule infidel_nora from TikTok! That’s wrecked up!
1LT Nora Posival (O-2E) is a former combat medic turned transport officer. She is clever and funny. She’s also hotter than you give her credit for.
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However, if you’re downplaying her looks because you’re married, you’re still wrong!
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Now if you bothered to watch more of her TikToks than just this one collab with Habitual Line Crosser from TikTok and Twitch, you’d know she’s also famous for having a segment on her page called “Rating my Hate Comments” that’s too dollar.
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J.T., do better. That low brow disrespect should be beneath you, brother.
She leaves no survivors on R.M.H.C that's for sure.
Is she that pathetic that she needs people like you to defend her on someone else's video?
@@JohnDoe-wt9ek are you that pathetic you had to make an alt account to “defend” yourself? 👀
@@JohnDoe-wt9ek, err, Jameson! You’re just salty because all of infidel_nora’s followers just ran a train on you in the comments. Enjoy the duck walk of shame you’re gonna have for months to come.
@@JohnDoe-wt9ek yet here you are defending him? Can’t a grown ass Marine defend himself and the comments he made or does he need someone who goes by John Doe to defend him?
My military school gave us ibuprofen whenever we had issues, I ended up developing stomach issues from it, some days I was throwing up 5x a day
have it. gerd and inflammed stomach. long term can increase heart attack risk by the way
What country are you from??
@@phyo1716 American
Regarding the "making extra mone" tips. My dad joined the Airforce at 17 and came from a family of 13 kids. Growing up in the '50s they had few luxuries and he worked his butt off and also had to sew clothes and iron clothes. In his barracks he used to iron the shirts and polish the boots of his squad mates and charge them for cigarettes. He didn't smoke 😉 When they were stuck on base and their cigarettes ran out, he used to sell it back to them at a profit.
I kept that in mind when I did my national service. Out base PX used to get a delivery once a month or sometimes even every 6 weeks and ran out of cigarettes within the 1st 2 weeks post delivery. We had no off base leave during basic and as I had learned to iron and press clothes at a young age, I used the same technique. Had guys from other platoons coming to me to have their stuff ironed and dress uniforms pressed. I didn't have a lot of leisure time as I was usually ironing while other guys were messing around, but I more than doubled my pay 😁
Oh hell no that T.T. with her admitting she lied should be an Automatic Dishonorable Discharge.
As a Former enlisted Marine who became an officer after 10 years (six more years as an officer), I can state that officers are somewhat aware of the problem with careerism, but it's a pretty big dillemma for officers. An officer who focuss on mission and the welbeing of his men tends to be the officer who gets passed over. The few who are pretty good at doing the right thing in addition to satisfying the careerist requirements get the reputation for being the "real good" officers because they are just the best who actually survive.
I think it would be much better if they allowed Captains and field grade officers to continue their service longer, promoted or not, and the military should reverse the stupid trend which has gone way too far of rewarding officers for getting advanced civilian degrees rather than officers who can demonstrate actual tactical and operational knowledge and understanding.
And I haven't even begun to address the damage done by civil authority imposed political correctness or wokism...Any good officers surviving the other advancement policy errors now have a snowballs chance in Hell to avoid the purges implemented by wokeness.
😂😂my dad is a certified handyman and when I explained to him that military grade means pretty much barely working. And I’m being nice when I say barely, he couldn’t believe it
You're dry sense of humour is sublime and my mind works twice as fast watching these jewels thinking of all the other situations and snapshots that are simply screaming out for the Jameson juice, please don't go anywhere soon and best wishes from Dave, Cambridge, England..
I was an active duty Marine. But, I think I may have had a different experience with officers than most since I was in the air wing. I was an aircraft mech and all of our officers were pilots. So they treated us pretty damn well because they know they can't fly with a broken aircraft. Every once in a while we'd get a new Lt out of flight school that was full of himself treating the enlisted like garbage. "Got a (non-essential) training flight today? Sorry sir you're plane's down flight ops will have to reschedule your mission."
Been there done that have the tshirt!
I did not buy a car ever while I was in the USMC. And I made BANK. When I got out, I had @$35,000 to $40,000. I ate on base always. But went out and drank like a fish and only spent maybe $100 a month. Oh the 80's and being overseas for the most part was AMAZING.
SEMPER FI BROTHERS FOREVER
Copenhagen in a tin can (was in plastic cans while I was stationed overseas) while on deployment was like gold. I remember guys on the ship paying $50 a can.
Medboard girl has a disclosure on the bottom of her vid saying she’s not actually getting medboarded
Joined the USAF(98), first 3 yrs in Japan crewing jets and going on deployments loved it!!! Next 3 yrs at Cannon AFB in NM, only thing I looked forward to there was finding a poundcake in my MRE. I couldn't believe it was the same Air Force...learned a lot of great skills and it was the people whom I worked with that really made it great.
Recruit during history training: "Sir, this recruit requests permission to make an emergency head call"
DI: " Emergency, I don't see a fire. Sit back down!"
There's no fire, but the hose was spraying all inside the theater seats. Who needs sunscreen when your caked with dirt all day long.
I'm sorry, I missed the section of AR670-1 that required female officers to be attractive in your eyes.
I guess an opinion is very powerfully debilitating to you. Isn't it?
@@JohnDoe-wt9ek 😂 what even
@@MyrlenaVice Clearly it is considering this poor excuse for a reply...
Lots of the satire in these videos flew right over your head.. why’d you call that female lieutenant (infidel nora) ugly? Pretty poor thing to say. She’s honestly a badass.
Indeed
If she's a badass, she can invite Jameson to a one on one and settle the differences like grown adults... Instead of hiding behind a screen and her peons.
@@JohnDoe-wt9ek “grown adults” after he (a 67 year old) started this by calling her ugly… haha.. okay bud. I’d still have my money on her though.
@@JohnDoe-wt9ek like how you hide behind your sock puppet accounts, Jameson? Hmmm!
@@JohnDoe-wt9ek You are the one hiding. "John Doe" Jameson
There was a running gag at the 2D ANGLICO motor pool where they'd get a guy into a conversation right at the edge of the vehicle bay. So one Marine is in the bay, the other is just outside. Meanwhile, the Marine who was being set up didn't realize there were 2 marines on the roof, (about 2.5 stories up) that had filled a garbage can with water. We had the big 75 gallon plastic cans. And well, they almost got me once. But at the last second I realized what was happening and jumped away and the water barely got my sleeve. After they got Gunny Nixon from 2D Force Recon, they stopped doing it. He was in camies he'd just picked up from the cleaners. All those perfect creases were gone. And he went berserk.
LOL When I went to basic training it turned out, in the entire company, I was the only person that knew how to sew. I made a killing!
Ah! I absolutely paid a guy! Hilarious.
Med boarded no, charged with fraud for actively defrauding their country. There should be an easy way out for dropouts though because you don’t want that guy/girl covering your back and you don’t want to pay them off forever with fraud. If they are honest about it and that they are willing to take the loss then they should be able to go.
They have a place for people like that you get to finish out your contract sweeping floors at the base.
You signed a contract with a commitment the army invested at least $100,000 in your training and you're like well I don't want it your investment is screwed I'm going home
It says in the bottom left “not actually getting med boarded*”
@@80_eighty47 The sarcasm still fails...
Puts me in mind of “Black Friday - Dark Dawn I” during the Moment of Truth Briefing, where the Doctor threatens to send you home under fraudulent conditions, thus reducing your chances of getting a good job or into a good college to zero.
Did you notice her vid was a joke? When she was going to give the secret to med boarding her connection “froze” I watched because I was shocked she would incriminate herself and then the fake circle of death appeared. She had me there for a moment 🤣😂🤣😂
I was on the USS NASSAU, A dude got a Dear John Letter, And opened it up and read it while on the toilet. A Dear John on the John. You KNOW His life ain't right to this day.
Done jacked up, got the Infidel Nora clan coming after you
Right? Lmaoooo
They haven’t gotten uglier, you just got a glimpse of yourself
That was pretty messed up of him to do infidel nora like that. That was really messed up.
Right? Are officers supposed to be pretty?
Does Nora care that much that she needs her army of minions to stand up for her at every waking moment because she's incapable of doing it herself?
@@JohnDoe-wt9ek you are literally in every comment about her. What's your deal? Why do you feel so strongly about this woman? Chill out.
I’ve never twerked or been even half naked so idk what you’re referring to.
“Back in the old days” yeah sitting in the barracks drinking beer and watching Heartbreak Ridge and then you all ran in and took long California showers together.
Boy things have changed since 92.
I LIKE IT!
Hahaha! Classic! Ibuprofen, drink water, change yer socks. Cure all’s...🤣
Don't you remember asking for a "emergency head call" DI's would tell you I don't hear no sirens it can't be an emergency, You would start running around trying to imitate a siren before being excused.
My mate fell asleep in the harbour area an so we poured the powder of coffee sugar an milk so he could get a boost.. One of the funniest wake up calls love this
Why’d you say that about Infidel Nora lmfao that was honestly outta pocket
He’s lacking a mirror apparently
@@jw4673 probably all break second he walks by
@@MyrlenaVice 🤣 yup
@@MyrlenaVice The irony of getting offended on someone's behalf while then returning the favor of looks. Isn't the objective of calling someone out to be "better" than what they did?
Guess not.
@@JohnDoe-wt9ek ok, Jameson... do we need to send the Scooby-Doo kids to unmask you or nah? Just comment using your actual account instead of using the "John Doe" account. Nobody simps that hard.
15:10 "Short Polish guy, hung like a mule" sounds awefully specific xD
If you ain't complimenting the boys, are you even boys?
@@CrustedPork We will never know.
When you mentioned, "Need Bottum up evaluation." I wish they did have that when I was in. When I was in 3/505th We started calling our Platoon Leader, Lt Friendly Fire. We went to Ft. Irwin and he told us we have to treat the training like we would in a real combat situation. Well, those who served know that Fort Irwin, at least in the 1980s was like a very expensive Laser Tag game. Every time we went out to the field LT Friendly Fires sensors would go off. After a while, one of the graders there asked our LT if he thought maybe he was not cut out to be in the Infantry.
I always took 4 cartons is pall malls at $16 a carton. $10 a pack, mad cash. That was for a two week field training.
Just wanted to point out that the "med board" woman has "I'm not actually getting med boarded" under her video
Exactly he didn’t post the whole TikTok took part of it to make a video
May be the case but just a few days ago angry cops did a video of someone really trying to tell people to do this. That bullshit isnt funny.
Hey, the scene at 10:12 was so funny!!!
Reminded me last week when a new 3rd Dan grade lady moves to my place of abode, and commences lessons in my class.
During small chat i asked her, what she did for a living...
She replied i used to be the in the Navy for 13 years.
" my reply oh the Navy yeah..."
Then this shows up a week after... hehehe good analogy!!
If you've been in for less than a year you can get out for failure to adapt in the Marine Corps I told a girl that one day and two weeks later she came back telling me she's getting discharged I felt bad I told her how to do it
One doctor, assistant, flashlight and a clipboard in a room full of naked dudes in 1984. The average civilian need to picture that in their head for a laugh.
Guy at bootcamp sold a bag of M&Ms for 45$. Lol
There is an unofficial evaluation system that allows juniors to evaluate seniors at all levels. Most of the time, it doesn't really matter but if there IS a problem in the unit, it'll get straight quick!
Yep we pulled some sh-t on everyone till it came back to you lol
Dude went from marine to reacting to tiktok videos on youtube
7:00. When I was underway, I'd stock pile a 1-2 cartons of cigarette's even though I didn't smoke. The ship's store sold them for like $15 per pack. I'd sell mine for $10. Turned a profit pretty much every patrol lol.
Also noted that he has a problem with females in this video but none of the men.
He's a misogynistic guy
Poor man, he probably doesnt have that truck anymore lol.
I think we need another Angry Cops reaction one of these days. These videos are great, but Angry Cops really seems to have you rolling in some of the videos you have done in the past haha
Back in 2011, we were slingin' Skittles, Cookies, and any other sweets we could get our hands on 🤣🤣 for like $10-20 a pop. They sell pretty easy to troops that are hungry af at 2100
You have a lot of nerve talking about looks 😂😂😂
What an entertaining video. Sitting down here in South Africa a bit bored and sick of Covid and appreciate this Sir.
My husband was Navy, my Father in Law was Navy, and then there is my Brother in Law... Air Force 🤣 they give him such a hard time!!
You didn’t even finish most of the tik toks. The girl saying she wanted to get med boarded made that video as a joke if you actually uploaded the full thing and who are you to comment on how women in the military look? I’m sorry she joined to do her job and not try to look pretty. Pathetic.
If she joined to do her job, she wouldn't have a tik tok in the first place... Nor doing so in uniform...
Kind of a weird dichotomy if you ask me.
"Have female officers gotten uglier?"
This comment says a whole lot more about you than it does about her.
How so? some like big booty some like skinny some like blondes etc, its your personal opinion of who you view as ugly.
Edit: I hope I didnt hurt your woke feelings.
he's just sore bc he's old, bald and bitter and he knows there's not enough alcohol in the world to convince her to go out with him anymore >:P
every time he says something like that, I just casually comment on the 3 strands of hair he's got left... >>:) it's always the least attractive guys who are the most concerned about the girls looks rofl! like they somehow think her pretty will fix his butt-face! ROFL!!!
@@MrSaintVehementus her job isn’t to look good…
@@MrSaintVehementus lol such a boomer ass comment
Had a lot that put copenhagen on his top lip, it stuck out and you'd stare at it when he was talking to you.
We need 150 Million more like you Sir. Thank you for your service. 🇺🇸
7:45 "Now, that stuff wouldn't be _as_ funny in the civilian world..."
Me, a civilian named Major: 😂😂😂
I agree!!
I remember we started piling some cash together and we almost had 1 guy take a swig from the spit cup, but he backed out......smart move
I love your content. It’s fun to watch your videos 😄
Thanks Grant
Jameson drank the spit cup 😳
It happens...my brother used to dip all throughout my house when I was a kid
I had a snickers business in basic training. I made a few bucks. 😂
Catch 22!, the best example of upper echelon stupidity I can think of.
My friend was a green beret and a sniper, he said that American sniper took him 4 days to watch because it was so realistic.
My side hustle was cutting hair.. had the trimmers from the PX and did the cuts in the bathroom. Started in basic and was half the cost of getting another cut from the barber.
Why'd you do infidel nora like that? That was pretty messed up in all honesty man.
Fr acting like he is doesn’t look like a naked mole rat 😂
@@JordanNicole522 Aw don't insult the mole rats like that 😏
Nora is an adult. Either she'll get over it, or continue to pout.
The fact that everyone's image of Nora is so fragile to be fixated on an "ugly" comment shows the maturity level of every individual who takes Nora seriously.
@@JohnDoe-wt9ek the fact that a grown man is commenting on the attractiveness of her and using it as an insult says more about him and for that matter you than it does of her
@@JohnDoe-wt9ek we don’t take her seriously, that’s the whole point Jameson 😂
I did that with the Copenhagen when we were on ship. Everyone bought out the ship store because it was cheap and dipped it like there was no tomorrow. So I found a reservist who had two logs of dip and bought them. I waited two days for the Jones to set in real good. Then I went and got a plastic spoon and sold it for a dollar for 1/2 of a spoon full.
When I was in (77-89) the "Silver Bullet" was a big silver syringe full of "Spectinomycin" for treating gonorrhea. Which was then fazed out in 1989.
It's called choices. The hard fact is the tax payer paid good $ to train me & turn me from a useless stump to somebody w/ skills. We owe the tax payer a return on their $. At least that's the way I looked at it.
And now y'all know what Marine candy is 🤣🤣🤣
With the supply/CIF thing.. When i went to CIF when i was PCSing, i only had to turn in my MOPP gear. They said it was dirty. I got a BRAND NEW UNOPENED PAIR back. They still said it was dirty. Took tape to it and said there was dust on it and kicked me back.
"Tell me why you joined the service." I joined in 1993 because I lost my factory job at 19. A Marine Corps recruiter saw me walking down the road and offered me a ride. Two weeks later I was standing on the yellow footprints at 0300 cussing that recruiter (Sgt Smith) in my head.
Lost respect after he dissed Infidel Nora for no reason
To be fair, the reason is because he thought she was ugly 🤭
@@JeffZ1028 And also to be fair, it was rude and uncalled for.
@@dacoyote7699 it’s true
Lol cry some more
People change their mind in prison too but you made a commitment.
The guy 13 minutes in with the termometer did the voice of "Herbert the Pervert" from Family guy.... Just so u know , old timer :-)
love your vids , Respect from Sweden
Lol i dont think you should be talking about looks. And infidel nora is hilarious.
Thank God for the 1st Amendment.
That’s not how the first amendment works.
@@JohnDoe-wt9ek freedom of speech isn’t freedom from consequences. You’re still gonna get dragged for saying it. 😂
@@katieb7702 Ugh yes it is dumbass.
No, it’s not. The half a brain cell you have clearly doesn’t understand that the first amendment only applies to government censorship. Someone on RUclips saying “you shouldn’t say that”, isn’t a violation of your first amendment rights nor is anything on here protected speech as RUclips and commenters are not the government. Maybe instead of calling me a dumbass, you should stop being one and actually know how the constitution you probably worship actually works.
10:29 LOL Mr. Jameson really doesn’t care
For electronics, military grade mostly means it keeps working when it is at -55C to +125C (-67F to +257F). Impurities cause strange behaviour when chips get very hot. The military grade ones were the ones that had the lowest leakage current at very high temperature, which are the best chips, by far. The devices themselves may be junky and stupid, but the parts in them are masterpieces.
The best of the bunch for me was at the end. The fellow with the Texas flag pointing out the exotic location he was sent to, Fort Irwin. I am betting the fellow grew up in South West Texas.
Only time I had an officer tell us how it is was when we were deployed and got extended they sent a 3 star out to us to answer questions we had to which every answer we got was "no idea" example "how long are we being extended for since we were supposed to be home in 2 weeks" " No idea"
Back in my day in the Corps, to get a rifle turned in to the armory after cleaning you had to put a $5 in the breech or you would have to clean it for hours.
Officers viewed deployments as promotion pack busters when I was in
Army MP from 1990 -1997 the medical skit with Ibuprofen is so true. Also Tetracycline the other go to drug.
Thanks for the heads up on the shot in the Copenhagen. Never would have figured that out on my own.
Lt. Colonel Conduct Unbecoming needs to be courtmartialed. Also, he's using a Chinese Intelligence app, is he a Chinese agent? All these Tictocers need to be courtmartialed.
2 things: Navy has the biggest guns, the best Aviators, and the best Infantry. And like my shirt says "Join the Navy, Women love seamen". In all seriousness while in the Gulf I provided Intel and support for all Branches onboard. We're all one big family that's just a bit mental and we like it that way.
Folks would pay $20 if you took their fire guard duty. If you could deal with it you'd get a decent bonus pay lol.
3:25 You always have to read the fine print. In this case, bottom left of her frame says "im not actually getting medboarded". That is all.
I was still in the old squad bays and we had a very short hairy Marine who didn't believe farts would burn. He went out in town ate a bunch of beans, lots of beer, pickled eggs and went back to the Barracks and the guys who didn't go out for off duty time, we heard all this noise so we went down to see what was going on. That short Marine was also one hairy Ape. He dropped his drawers and pulled his legs up and lite a lighter and farted and a great big blue flame shot out and like the cartoons where a cat or dog caught its tail or butt on fire and slided around on the floor to try to put out the fire. That Barracks smelled like burnt hair for a month or 2.
I was all excited about the ground up evaluation idea. Then I remembered that we ignored officers anyway.
Oh man the infamous CIF turn in lol even when you washed the MF multiple times.
When I was in, all of my officers were fantastic, barring two. A company commander that had command just long enough for it to count so they could promote him to major and put him in a back office, and a warrant who thought he was special and that rules didn't apply to him.
My Dad served in the Army for 20 years, and told me to do whatever I wanted, just don't join the Army...so, I joined the Marines.