I see through the bullshit. That's a made up entry by the disgusting clout chaser Cara Liss, and one day we'll get the other halves of the fossils to put these creatures together the way they were meant to be.
@@spindash64 255* 170*1.5 is 255, not 225. STAB boosts to 384.5, Rain pushes to well over 500, OHKOs Toxapex. Banded is stronger still, but at that point you're only killing Ferro and 'pex with it. Watch out for Eiscue, after Ice Face it's faster than Scarf Dracovish and will one shot it with Icicle Crash or Ice Punch.
@@spindash64 Thing can one shot toxipex, 2 shot ferrothorn, and 2 shot (or one shot in some cases) most legendary Pokemon. The only counter so far found are water absorb Pokemon Quagsire, Lapris (who can one shot it back with Freeze Dry), and seismitoad. The rest will DIE if they switch in. Dracovish may be Derpy in design but by the gods does it deserve major respect. I can only shudder to think of what it could be like if it wasn't some horrible Chimera and actually be completed as intended. Thinking about it Cara Liss may have done us a favor in doing that to Dracovish, i doubt we could control such power.
@@chaotixthefox what I want to know, is what order all this multiplication happens in. We know Flying Gem's effect took place before the doubling of Acrobatics, so is it 85 - > Strong Jaw -> 127.5 -> Choice Band -> 191.25 -> Effect's Doubling -> 382.5? Or does Strong Jaw or Choice Band come after the doubling? I assume Rain and STAB take place after the move's own effect, so basically... What's the order of power calculation of Base, Ability, Item, Move Effect, Weather, and Terrain? Do any of them affect raw damage, or do they apply on base power calculation? (Asking because I genuinely don't know, and want to know.)
"Is not about winning, is not about sending a mesage, is about finding the pokemon that can kill anything" Hell yeah that's the objective of competitive
@@MxPokirby I've always seen her as Pokemon Squigly, what with the purple skin, flared hips into a dress that's tight around the ankles and then frills out at the feet, head-tail that's pointed at the end, and Hattrem just being a tiny fairy Cerebella
I know you said you would do anything in Sword and Shield as long as it’s not competitive, but I would KILL to see you learn competitive. I can just see you using the most gimmicky sets and having a blast with it.
I mean yes but...look at him. He isn’t supposed to EXIST. He has a fish head with the TAIL of a dino-thingie for a neck! Only reason I didn’t put him down was because I decided I wanted to try and help the poor thing.(If you couldn’t tell, I get a bit too into Pokémon.)
Sword Dex Entry: Powerful legs and jaws made it the apex predator of its time. Its own overhunting of its prey was what drove it to extinction. Shield Dex Entry (and the one that the original comment is referring to): Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can't breathe unless it's underwater.
I've gotten over 1k by making a comment about how it didn't make sense for the editor to not include in the video description that all of clips used for the Yoshikage theme goes with everything compilation were all fake videos. I don't get it either
the openning tune to toby fox's song in this game was re-used from a track he made about homestuck when he was drunk about a guy pregnant with his best friend.
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very UNPRETTY! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGA!!! But I am the supreme RUclipsr of this generation so it is all wonderful! Thanks for listening, dear duchi
For once I agree with that stupid "stray further from god" nonsense, because god would be disappointed in how low that number is. I'm sure that's not all of them though, you must be using the wrong site.
2:06 What's so funny is I was expecting you to say the same name I gave to my shiny Aegislash. I did use Excalibur as part of it's name, but since it's shiny evolutions have red on the sword, I named it Excaliblood.
Aegislash’s name is no hexcaliber because they needed to represent the shield and aegis, Athena’s shield, was the best way to do so while maintaining the portmanteau
6:00 well,dracofish is an abomination pokemon that was made by a person who dosen't even have matching socks 6:30 well she's not even the most popular for that kind of stuff
I actually just saw Wolfie's Dracovish vid and the fact you know bout him just kinda made me happy? Love seeing the Draco's in action. They're mad fun to use
Dracovish has been upside-down forever, he is a true champ *change my mind* EVEN THOUGH ITS DRACOVISH ON THE THUMBNAIL IM AN IDIOT Guess what, IM A DOUBLE IDIOT. I SAID THE SAME NAME TWICE
@@mr.potato dracozolt is dummy thicc, arctozolt is just straight up cute, dracovish came from Russia, and arctovish is just a tank and is also cute Change my damn mind.
@@bongchoi5555 Dracozolt cant stand up without feeling agony, Arctozolt is perpetually ill and on the verge of falling over, Dracovish is not even a complete pokemon, and Arctovish is going to die of starvation you can't change my mind
@@mr.potato Dracozolt can protect you from any danger with those legs he got, arctozolt can freeze your opponents, dracovish has a move that doubles in power if u attack first and arctovish can make u into a snowcone I dare u to change my mind.
I like the Battle Tower music, but Leon should have had a proper, unique song to him like every final challenger of Battle Tower and similar places on past games.
Apparently the battle tower music has parts of “the baby is you” by Toby Fox, it’s a joke rap about when the old Homestuck forms banned any depictions of the kids in the comic pregnant so obviously Toby had to make a song about the main character and his friend, who are both 13 boys, having a baby, but the baby is also the main character. But I can’t really hear it that well but it’s still weird to think a Pokémon song might have some notes taken from a song like that
If you actually do get into competitive, this is probably the best game to do so considering A)There aren’t as many options to have to try and choose from and know how to fight, and B)They streamlined making Pokémon competitively viable by a lot. So yeah, look up some guides and stuff, it’s definitely not as hard as it used to be to get into. But yeah the tortured fish-dragon is probably one of the strongest Pokémon in the game right now, with Zacian competing. It’s insane.
Spark If they were developed by Genius Sorority then yes, because there’d be actual effort put into the games, Pokemon would once again be scaled, and perhaps there would be a new take on the Diamond and Pearl story that would be considerably more interesting than anything else before it
2:31ish Yes, the idea is to run Vaporeon with Politoad, and Lapras and Mantine in the back. And all 4 of them can effectively use SURF and they all have Water Absorb.
Thanks for the shoutout! Hope you enjoyed the team
Hey wolfy
Hey is this the best competitive Pokémon trainer
So there I was watching you content and getting into competitive Pokémon
Yo this should have hundreds of replies
E
“It’s not about winning...It’s about *NOT* losing”
-Alpharad 2019
Yeah, but doesn't "not losing" count as "winning"?
@@RFLCTNS Maybe It's about not losing yourself :0
"It's not about winning..."
*I T' S A B O U T S E N D I N G A M E S S A G E*
In summary: “I’ll take it”
I would have won if I hadn't lost
Dracovish is so op that the pokedex says: "Its own overhunting of its prey was what drove it to extinction."
I see through the bullshit. That's a made up entry by the disgusting clout chaser Cara Liss, and one day we'll get the other halves of the fossils to put these creatures together the way they were meant to be.
@@chaotixthefox I know, but it the pokedex kinda makes sense
@@spindash64 255*
170*1.5 is 255, not 225. STAB boosts to 384.5, Rain pushes to well over 500, OHKOs Toxapex. Banded is stronger still, but at that point you're only killing Ferro and 'pex with it. Watch out for Eiscue, after Ice Face it's faster than Scarf Dracovish and will one shot it with Icicle Crash or Ice Punch.
@@spindash64 Thing can one shot toxipex, 2 shot ferrothorn, and 2 shot (or one shot in some cases) most legendary Pokemon. The only counter so far found are water absorb Pokemon Quagsire, Lapris (who can one shot it back with Freeze Dry), and seismitoad. The rest will DIE if they switch in. Dracovish may be Derpy in design but by the gods does it deserve major respect. I can only shudder to think of what it could be like if it wasn't some horrible Chimera and actually be completed as intended. Thinking about it Cara Liss may have done us a favor in doing that to Dracovish, i doubt we could control such power.
@@chaotixthefox what I want to know, is what order all this multiplication happens in. We know Flying Gem's effect took place before the doubling of Acrobatics, so is it
85 - > Strong Jaw -> 127.5 -> Choice Band -> 191.25 -> Effect's Doubling -> 382.5? Or does Strong Jaw or Choice Band come after the doubling? I assume Rain and STAB take place after the move's own effect, so basically...
What's the order of power calculation of Base, Ability, Item, Move Effect, Weather, and Terrain? Do any of them affect raw damage, or do they apply on base power calculation?
(Asking because I genuinely don't know, and want to know.)
Dracovish moves like Patrick in the Band Geeks episode when he gets the trombone stuck over his head.
Perfect episode perfect pokemon
Isn't that just what dracovish is?
"Whoever is the owner of the white Sedan, you left your lights on"
@@softeealmonds Overrated episode underrated perfect pokemon*
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
“No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.” “Horseradish isn’t an instrument either.”
2:28 Yes Jakob, spamming Surf with two Water Absorb Pokémon does heal both of them. No joke. It's actually a decent doubles strategy.
Everyone's gangster until the opponent also starts spamming double surf with their own Water Absorb pogeys.
but then its an infinate loop lol
MBRTY 70 no because they will defeat the opponent in the same time
Its not bad, until your opponent sends out Gastrodon and shuts you down hard.
Wait, whats Alpharad's real name again ?
"Is not about winning, is not about sending a mesage, is about finding the pokemon that can kill anything"
Hell yeah that's the objective of competitive
Ew fuck competitive
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 man shut
After seeing the twitter interactions I knew it was coming
Same
“Hourglass figure”
Someone hasn’t taken a closer look at Hatterenes body
Yup. She's really a little Grey Alien with crazy hair.
It can even be seen in this vid.
@@KaminariHouse So what you're saying is, it's an alien loli Bayonetta?
@@MxPokirby I've always seen her as Pokemon Squigly, what with the purple skin, flared hips into a dress that's tight around the ankles and then frills out at the feet, head-tail that's pointed at the end, and Hattrem just being a tiny fairy Cerebella
You really think someone hasn't drawn her with her hair getting more "filled out"?
She's Hatfishing you Kappa
"The strongest Pokemon"
*He's hacked Bidoof into the game!*
*Fool, Bidoof never left, he's always watching*
👀
@@justyouraverageidiot8858 *He's escaping to the real world. If he can't be in pokemon he will show his wrath there.*
They cut the Pokédex so that they would have an excuse for this monster to not kill everyone
*Bigoof*
"For some people, it's not about winning..."
Me: "It's about sending a messa-"
Alpharad: "It's about NOT losing."
I know you said you would do anything in Sword and Shield as long as it’s not competitive, but I would KILL to see you learn competitive. I can just see you using the most gimmicky sets and having a blast with it.
My online doubles team is: flapple, appletun, dracozolt, dracovish, arctozolt, and arctovish
@@helioizer3366 weird team butt ok
"I want to get into competitive pokemon"
*ONE OF US, ONE OF US*
me, somebody who catches cool and cute stuff: oooo a pokman
@@soniaegg9669 in pokemon an eevee can still wipe a legendary team on the right hands, FEAR THE CUTE
@@youtubewanderer3347 SYLVEON WILL KISS YOUR LIFE AWAY
GIVE
THE
HP
TO
THE
FAIRY
FOX
THING
He traded away Chat :(
*My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined*
F in the Chat :(
G
@@orange_enthusiast7083 I'm putting F inside Chat :(
Whats even sadder is that whoever got it will never understand
How precious
That boi
Was to so many people.... They may even release him =(
F
6:32 Homegirl trying to protect her from all the thirst
Suzanne The Bear Lmao
Dracovish may be strong, but his will to live isn’t
What I’m trying to say is read his Pokédex entry’s
Pokedex lies. Have you seen him go camping? That is the happiest Pokemon to have ever existed.
*entries
I mean yes but...look at him. He isn’t supposed to EXIST. He has a fish head with the TAIL of a dino-thingie for a neck! Only reason I didn’t put him down was because I decided I wanted to try and help the poor thing.(If you couldn’t tell, I get a bit too into Pokémon.)
someone better post his pokédex entry in this comment or ima slap someone
Sword Dex Entry: Powerful legs and jaws made it the apex predator of its time. Its own overhunting of its prey was what drove it to extinction.
Shield Dex Entry (and the one that the original comment is referring to): Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can't breathe unless it's underwater.
“Everyone’s so cute! Annnnd there he is”
That’s messed up
Start a new game and trade your starter for dracovish, then beat the entire game with only dracovish
big brain
YES
Too easy probably (maybe)
Jason Mamaat not really it only learns Fishous Rend at level 54
@@corrackisdead 63
6:18
I don't think I've ever been more terrified by a pokemon before
Passive: orbeetle’s frisk
*music is by toby fox*
Coincidental pun.
The ultimate showman get out
Lonewulf321 HOW ABOUT NO
The ultimate showman it’s too late you’re already gone
Lonewulf321 I didn’t even make the pun, the game did. So I’m coming back, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
The ultimate showman the train has already left the station, and you’re on the platform with spaghetti in your pockets
"can we just make thiccorita a thing"
You know darn well that its already a thing, and most likely not safe for work
"with this pokemon, being wrong never felt so right..."
yep. you just summarized THE ENTIRE EXISTENCE of dracovish there.
Today I realised that the “Fishious Rend” Attack is so powerful because it’s a pun on ‘Vicious Rend’ lol
Also special rend cause water dragon
You: Gamefreak puts a lot of effort into their games.
Me: You mean the 63 forms of a cake?
You: YES
Alpha: Aww look at my cute pokemon they are all beautiful
Dracofish: *standing in the back menacingly*
"Beating up kids is a past time for me"
Thanks Alpharad
"Goodbye Chat :("
I felt that
The Beginning is literally
"So i did some Mining Off Camera"
Edit: Jesus christ Ive never gone over the limit of 534 likes. Thank you fellow hoomans.
Reminds me of that episode in his first Odyssey playthrough when he was just like, "So I might have gotten all the moons..."
This is gold
True dat
I've gotten over 1k by making a comment about how it didn't make sense for the editor to not include in the video description that all of clips used for the Yoshikage theme goes with everything compilation were all fake videos. I don't get it either
Well unless he hacked in all of the Pokemon he got off camera to eliminate the grind, then it's not a _mining off camera_ scenario
the openning tune to toby fox's song in this game was re-used from a track he made about homestuck when he was drunk about a guy pregnant with his best friend.
Just letting you know, I would totally watch a competitive Pokémon series from you. Starting on Pokemon Showdown is a good idea.
That content would be funny tbh especially with the people commenting things like "wow what a garbage play" when they get outplayed lol
I'd watch that too.
Nobody:
Alpharads pichu: *i'm in danger 🐈*
I see that Alpha has discovered the incredible power of Dracovish. The absolute Agent.
00Fishious
Agency agency
Honestly, Competitive Pokémon with Alpharad type commentary isn't something I knew I wanted until now.
Dude ,
This content is top tier. I know this game is gonna die down but watching you play is amazing
*When Pokémon don’t stay in the poké ball*
“Ah, so you’ve chosen death.”
In response to 7:09 c:
*The Strongest Pokemon:*
1. Missing No.
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very UNPRETTY! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGA!!! But I am the supreme RUclipsr of this generation so it is all wonderful! Thanks for listening, dear duchi
i mean he’s the strongest pokemon in king for another day so
@@thepurplemudkip9998 exactly dude
All it knows is sky attack and water gun, twice, not to mention it is "bird" type. Also yes, r/wooosh i know
I don't know about MissingNo. being strong, but you could use it to give yourself 128 Rare Candies, so it is powerful.
6:35
Rule34 has 105 results....
*everyday we stray further from god...*
I was honestly expecting more
Same
For once I agree with that stupid "stray further from god" nonsense, because god would be disappointed in how low that number is. I'm sure that's not all of them though, you must be using the wrong site.
"And if I do it right, nobody else gets to have fun and play the video game, and thats the most fun you can have."
-Alpharad 2019
That pichu scream fit so well to end the music at 0:37
Idk why but it kinda has vine energy
Lvl. 100 Pichu. Huh, I've seen it somewhere before. Oh, I remember - It's level of Alpharad's skill when he plays Pichu in SSBU
Glad to see that my boy Dracovish is finally getting the attention he deserves
Alpha: >Uploads the Supercut<
Less than an Hour Later:
*But what if I did it again*
2:06 What's so funny is I was expecting you to say the same name I gave to my shiny Aegislash. I did use Excalibur as part of it's name, but since it's shiny evolutions have red on the sword, I named it Excaliblood.
Finally, my beloved Dracovish gets the love it deserves
Justin Montana I agree ☝️😀 dracovish is amazing and so is his shiny and his move set it’s sad his power is under looked due to his design
Aegislash’s name is no hexcaliber because they needed to represent the shield and aegis, Athena’s shield, was the best way to do so while maintaining the portmanteau
"Well I've been wrong before, and with this Pokemon being wrong has never felt so right."
-Alpharad
Funny thing is, you can get drocovish with water absorb. So it and vaporeon can constantly spam surf and heal each other.
[2:28] Yes. Though some competitive formats don't allow 2 of the same Pokémon, so you'll need a different Pokémon with that.
Just us another pokemon with water absorb
That's what I was trying to say. Sorry if it was hard to understand. Should be more clear now.
Lol, you can do that strat with vaporeon and dracovish
@@Flygoniaks it is ok
6:00 well,dracofish is an abomination pokemon that was made by a person who dosen't even have matching socks 6:30 well she's not even the most popular for that kind of stuff
When you realize everybody forgot what battle points were when beach points were introduced
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
There are also shiny forms of each Alcremie, so there are technically 126 forms. (63*2)
All shiny alcreme have the same coloration no matter how long you spin for. (Its like miniore)
Alpharad's playing Pokémon again? Seems normal to me
He's at the Battle Tower, the part where Toby Fox made a song? *_Now we're talking_*
Yup, Which is Why It said it was After the Game.
*Toby be going off*
funny
why are you everywhere. I keep seeing you in undertale videos, but now ur here!
Alpharad: it's not about winning, it's about not losing.
Me: *visible confusion*
Can I just say, before HOME came out, Leon was a hacker. He had hidden ability starters.
Wow, I thought he wasn't gonna touch this game ever again, but here we are
please make more of these its nice to see the funny internet man play pokemon
Dracovish's Pokedex describes it as having gone extinct because it was so good at killing, it killed all of its food supplies.
this is of course, a lie
bruh like a gamer who destroyed israel by himself
I actually just saw Wolfie's Dracovish vid and the fact you know bout him just kinda made me happy? Love seeing the Draco's in action. They're mad fun to use
Dracovish has been upside-down forever, he is a true champ
*change my mind*
EVEN THOUGH ITS DRACOVISH ON THE THUMBNAIL IM AN IDIOT
Guess what, IM A DOUBLE IDIOT. I SAID THE SAME NAME TWICE
All the gen 8 fossil pokemon are cute Bois.
Change my damn mind.
@@bongchoi5555 All of the gen 8 fossils beg for the sweet release of death
change my mind
@@mr.potato dracozolt is dummy thicc, arctozolt is just straight up cute, dracovish came from Russia, and arctovish is just a tank and is also cute
Change my damn mind.
@@bongchoi5555 Dracozolt cant stand up without feeling agony, Arctozolt is perpetually ill and on the verge of falling over, Dracovish is not even a complete pokemon, and Arctovish is going to die of starvation
you can't change my mind
@@mr.potato Dracozolt can protect you from any danger with those legs he got, arctozolt can freeze your opponents, dracovish has a move that doubles in power if u attack first and arctovish can make u into a snowcone
I dare u to change my mind.
I had a Dracovish on my original team
I too experienced the horrors of Pokémon camp.
2:02 hey hold up a sec
this video predated the scarlet and violet pseudo by 3 years
I like the Battle Tower music, but Leon should have had a proper, unique song to him like every final challenger of Battle Tower and similar places on past games.
Thiccorita is the first Pokemon I started breeding...mostly as a counter to the constant 5* Drednaw raids.
You know you’re early when it says 18 comments but there’s none.
4 real
even better when it says like 289 or 420
@@MgForGlory calm down ryuji
yeah... I thought I was early but there are 38,800 views, 4200 likes, and 460 comments.
How does that happen in 10 minutes
Nobody:
Alpharad: *I LOVE Gambling*
His Audience: *COPP*
9:29 your favorite is stupid
“This post was made by the Jolteon gang”
Silver Platinum
Umbreon gang
Espeon or bust
Leafeon gang crying in the corner
Hold up did this man just evolve Milcery with a Whipped Dream? The item that's supposed to be used to evolve Swirlix?
That's what I thought
GG your gonna regret saying lets make Thiccorita a thing 😂 Wait for the fan art to come out
I actually did end up naming my Aegislash "Hexcalibur".
I do not regret it.
I’m bracing for when he figures out malamar...
It probably doesn't allow you to do two vaporeons but yes two water absorb pokemon using surf would heal each other in doubles
"Two of those words were 'dynamax Lucario' so"
Apparently the battle tower music has parts of “the baby is you” by Toby Fox, it’s a joke rap about when the old Homestuck forms banned any depictions of the kids in the comic pregnant so obviously Toby had to make a song about the main character and his friend, who are both 13 boys, having a baby, but the baby is also the main character. But I can’t really hear it that well but it’s still weird to think a Pokémon song might have some notes taken from a song like that
If you actually do get into competitive, this is probably the best game to do so considering A)There aren’t as many options to have to try and choose from and know how to fight, and B)They streamlined making Pokémon competitively viable by a lot. So yeah, look up some guides and stuff, it’s definitely not as hard as it used to be to get into.
But yeah the tortured fish-dragon is probably one of the strongest Pokémon in the game right now, with Zacian competing. It’s insane.
Alpha:It’s so disgusting
Mr.fish:So you have chosen death
6:13
When you see “Uploaded 1 minute ago” and 90% of the comments section is “first” comments and nothing of value. Diamond and Pearl remakes when?
Because we need that totally yes sure
Spark If they were developed by Genius Sorority then yes, because there’d be actual effort put into the games, Pokemon would once again be scaled, and perhaps there would be a new take on the Diamond and Pearl story that would be considerably more interesting than anything else before it
We're probably gonna get Ultra sword/shield first
Gen 4 remakes will be in gen 11
To be fair if you show up to the video the moment it drops, you have no moment in the video to reference so it’s hard to think of a comment
7:12 his alcremie is named dumb bitch, I have never laughed so hard. Thank you; mr rad
It's not about winning
*It's about not losing*
- Alpharad 2019 -
Mega Rayquaza: I am the strongest Pokemon to be in competitive!
Dracovish: I'm boutta end this man's whole career.
omg yes this is the closest ill get to seeing my two fav gaming yters collab
Jacob out here unlocking the key to a true all-water team after his first battle tower match
you can still evolve lvl 100 unevolved mon, just feed them a rare candy
@Delta Simons new effect of rare candies, if there is a level up requirement you can use a rare candy instead if the mon is lvl 100
why the hell do you call pokémon mon
@@Random4eva is easier and faster to type, many people do
Alpha is now a pro casual in two games
bro I was just watching all the episodes and then this came out right after lmao
6:31 Alcremie "NO HORNY!"
Alpha : I am sorry! But does anyone want to guess how much por-
Alcramie : NONE!
When you realize thiccerita fanart is being made now.
It already was
It makes me really happy that you gave Wolfe a shoutout because I love his content
Well, now that I’ve finally caught up to Alpharad, I’m going to see if I can get _ahead_ of him
"Beating up kids is a pastime for me"
-Alpharad 2019
This entire video in one sentence: Dracovish is broken.
2:31ish Yes, the idea is to run Vaporeon with Politoad, and Lapras and Mantine in the back. And all 4 of them can effectively use SURF and they all have Water Absorb.
wait, so say i have a heliolisk with dry skin and discharge and a lanturn with volt absorb and surf,
"Beating up kids is a pastime for me"
I liked watching you get excited for competitive pokemon. More please.
Rattata: allow me to introduce myself
Alpharad: Makes Pokemon Supercut.
Also Alpharad: Uploads new Pokemon footage.
6:25 OMG I NEED IT
"Doesn't thsi sound like a song Toby Fox made?"
Toby Fox: *Perhaps*
6:10 Best boi spotted.
(@ 0:55)
"Congratulations! Your my little ponyta evolved into Princess Celestia!"
I'm naming mine Thiccerena then since it matches with her name, thanks 💕
When he said "Oh..." at the end I really felt that