If I had a nickel for every violent but well written parody I’ve seen from Tumblr, I’d have 4 nickels! It’s not a lot but it weird it happened four times
@@talapines7543Oh buddy, you could double that in mere minutes if you'd actually dive into the webbed site itself. It's a land of media-obsessed theatre kids with no real reason to supress their rage or dramatic nature.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. *hides machete behind their back* /j I just so happen to have several unfinished projects, and I have also written songs… I’m also an artist who has abandoned artworks because ick.
It reminds me of "Meet My Friends" from Cami-Cat (a D&D parody of the same song). Friends in question were animated objects the bard was decimating enemies (supposedly cursed pirates) with.
One thing I really like about Tumblr is that when the users do song lyric parodies like this, *they respect the stress and meter* better than any other social media platform, leading to magic like this
Yall really dont understand how much this matters, at my job, they put in a music system and cycle through a few Spotify playlists, and one is all just terrible off key covers of popular pre2000s songs, and none if the people singing paid aby respect towards any part of the original song
This is probably, justifiably, what plays in a service worker's head when they're ten minutes away from the end of their shift in whatever hellscape they're forced to work in.
I played Lumiere too! The choreography was so fun I just wish my director had let me do an arial in it (I asked but she said no) since I'm a gymnast and have been for 10 years
I have a French Bard who would gladly sing this to a psychotic Aasimar in our group who we've nicknamed The Mad Woman. Why? She tried to kill a gang, and all the party failed their strength saves against her to hold her back.
I really want to know how that turned out or will turn out because like just a dresser ready to beat people up with a baseball bat, it's just so funny yet. I would love to see how D&D players would deal with that. I wonder if a bard would try to seduce it maybe possibly most likely
i once wrote a story where one of the characters was an animant, a kind of mage/summoner that can give inanimate objects the tempraments of animals. needless to say, my MC was getting wrecked by a table behaving like a bear while chairs litterally wolfpacked him.
I have a sore throat and I had to take a bug 60ml ginger juice shot. It is intense, it makes me cry, so having to do it again every 8 hours is hard, and this exactly the thing I needed to distract myself and do it. Thank you.
I was very frustrated with a coworker and the youtube gods graced me with this while i was on break. It summed up what i wanted to do to her very well.
The best reply in this chain is someone writing (to the tune of "Beauty and the Beast" the song) "Certain as the sun's Hard to look right at, Tiny little legs Hopes somebody begs Dresser with a bat"
A hidden psychopath among the staff making many of them disappear. Maybe why Mrs. Potts was worried about the curse slowly making everyone less and less alive
No one frames like Gaston, dodges claims like Gaston, no one's legal team shifts all the blame like Gaston's! "I make motions in all of my litigating!"
If u have liked it (bet ya have) you can click on the little gear icon and you can loop it there, if ur on pc or laptop u can right click the video and loop it there
More like Beauty and The Beast and the unholy offspring of the battle of Stalingrad, the entire Vietnam War, and Home Alone. Considering that if as a nobleman’s castle, the Beast’s home would probably have an arsenal, not to mention decorative suits of armor, ceremonial swords on the mantlepieces, and a whole kitchen worth of chef’s knives, cleavers, tenderizers, etc. All of which would have been given life by the curse.
I've often wondered about the existential crisis they would have experienced being a piece of furniture around non-living furniture. I'm certain they had to have thoughts like, 'Why am I just a bookcase when I could have been turned into a feather duster, what does that say about me? And the other bookcases are just bookcases...was I even ever human?'
Imagine, you broke into a home ready for thievery or whatever other reason you'd be there (I swear I don't know anything officer), and hear someone gently singing this
I'm convinced Tumblr users have a natural talent of making very violent yet somehow terrifically written parodies of popular songs
If I had a nickel for every violent but well written parody I’ve seen from Tumblr, I’d have 4 nickels! It’s not a lot but it weird it happened four times
@@talapines7543Oh buddy, you could double that in mere minutes if you'd actually dive into the webbed site itself. It's a land of media-obsessed theatre kids with no real reason to supress their rage or dramatic nature.
@@conspiracypanda1200 I wish I could but I don’t know how to work Tumblr
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@@conspiracypanda1200 tf is a webbed site?
What I imagine fan fiction writers do instead of finishing one of their 10+ uncompleted works.
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
*hides machete behind their back* /j
I just so happen to have several unfinished projects, and I have also written songs… I’m also an artist who has abandoned artworks because ick.
Some of us have busy lives thank u very much
As a fanfiction writer, you couldn't be more correct.
I didn't think i would be called out today.
@@CamdenKaneakaNeptunesdaughter busy committing manslaughter that is
This was written with whimsically violent intentions.
A rare treat.
have you been on tumblr?
tumblr in a nutshell
Whimsically violent. A beautiful word choice 👏
I understand that sentence. I'm also going to receive a sentence
A rare threat
Beat our guest! Beat our guest!
Put their kneecaps to the test!
No comments? Let me fix it
They may have a dislocation, but we don’t like hesitation~
@@CeruleanSealwe make sure they have no face beat our guest beat our guest make sure they have no chest
@@MrSir682after all that time of waiting for the day
@@MrSir682Swing and sway with a matchette, and don't give it a' rest.
Permission to sing this at my D&D table, I'm playing a Barbarian Lamia
That gonna be hilarious lol
Please tell us if you sang it
Please tell me you're in the "Lawful" category
Did you do it yet
It reminds me of "Meet My Friends" from Cami-Cat (a D&D parody of the same song). Friends in question were animated objects the bard was decimating enemies (supposedly cursed pirates) with.
One thing I really like about Tumblr is that when the users do song lyric parodies like this, *they respect the stress and meter* better than any other social media platform, leading to magic like this
If you're gonna do a parody, you might as well do it correctly
Tumblr. Where people are dedicted and respectful about their shitposting
@@ItsMinnowSeason the correct way to shitpost
@@sarcasticsatan7335 tumblr is perfect for this because we’re all theatre kids
Yall really dont understand how much this matters, at my job, they put in a music system and cycle through a few Spotify playlists, and one is all just terrible off key covers of popular pre2000s songs, and none if the people singing paid aby respect towards any part of the original song
Why was that so well written 💀 that’s scary
It's tumblr. That's all you need to know to understand.
On tumblr magic happens daily, it's just harder to find.
containment zone moment
Fr
tumblr will make anything a good song for a joke
I need a full cover of this song I would listen to it on repeat
I agree!!!
Rebeat
@@0-Bird-0 touché
I would too😭
agreed
I DESPERATELY need a full version of this song. It’s too good to just be a silly li’l joke.
I’m working on one right now
@@Cooleye_YT Please let me know when you do it you beautiful human being.
@@Cooleye_YTsame here
SOMEONE NOTIFY ME TOO @Cooleye_YT
@@Cooleye_YT i think many people need that (I'm one of them)
The “unleash all the fury you’ve suppressed!” Hit way to close to home.
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@@EEEEEEEE E
This is probably, justifiably, what plays in a service worker's head when they're ten minutes away from the end of their shift in whatever hellscape they're forced to work in.
I work at starbucks and you are absolutely right.
I work at a gas station that has a deli, and i can also confirm this.
As someone who works customer service in retail: I can tell you this is 100% accurate.
I work as a server in a seafood place. You are absolutely right.
Can confirm from Dunkin here that this is what it is like before you even walk in
They're too toothless to protest * breaks into manically laughter*
yes
Beat Our Guest is now my favorite Disney song parody ever.
Same. My mom hates it thougu.
@@wolfie_snowflake I feel you, my mom and dad hate it as well-
This is the Disney moment I never knew I needed 😂
Same
I want a full version
I just learned that "you've been trolled" came from beauty and the beast
Same
WAIT WHAT
Pardon
Huh?
HOLY SHIT
"they'll find it hard to plead, what with a lack of knees!"
“It’ll be difficult to pray, with their loss of arms!”
@@OnlyAmemory sadly, that doesn't rhyme
@@GinaRanChaosdiver As long as it sound good💀👍
@@czeianamiguel5543 nah, in the context of a Disney-style song, it needs to rhyme or it doesn't work
The hell try reading your comment then you will notice your rhytming
The bat was the best friend of the dresser who is equally craving violence.
I would pay to see that
Like imagine the bat biting someone while the dresser was beating the villager🤣
Hope everyone is doing good
@zacharynguyen7286 thank you, you too.
for a moment i thought “beat” was the only part of the joke and i laughed hysterically. then I unpaused the video
Literally same
Beat
B E A T
b e a t
*B* *E* *A* *T*
As someone who played Lumiere in a Beauty and the Beast play, I fully approve of this rendition of Be Our Guest
As someone who played Maurice in a Beauty and the Beast play, I also fully approve of this rendition of Be Our Guest
I played Lumiere too! The choreography was so fun I just wish my director had let me do an arial in it (I asked but she said no) since I'm a gymnast and have been for 10 years
As someone who played the wall in the beauty and the beast play I fully approve of this rendition
Imagine tryna plead to court that a sentient dresser make you look like red pumpkin mush
Musical perfection doesn't exis-
Someone please animate this. Because you know that some of them were piss being turned into furniture.
I SURE AS HELL AM GOING TO TRY!
@@certainly_uncertainomg yus
@@certainly_uncertainupdate?
Hope everyone is doing good
Audio wouldn't transport to my animation app so I had to give up, sorry
Well, I guess I've found my next D&D battle encounter for my group.
I have a French Bard who would gladly sing this to a psychotic Aasimar in our group who we've nicknamed The Mad Woman.
Why? She tried to kill a gang, and all the party failed their strength saves against her to hold her back.
I really want to know how that turned out or will turn out because like just a dresser ready to beat people up with a baseball bat, it's just so funny yet. I would love to see how D&D players would deal with that. I wonder if a bard would try to seduce it maybe possibly most likely
CR3 episode 3
i once wrote a story where one of the characters was an animant, a kind of mage/summoner that can give inanimate objects the tempraments of animals. needless to say, my MC was getting wrecked by a table behaving like a bear while chairs litterally wolfpacked him.
@@Genesis23OPB That sounds very interesting and funny. It made me laugh
It's moments like this that make me love tumblr
When that one friend who you don’t actually like comes over:
I have a sore throat and I had to take a bug 60ml ginger juice shot. It is intense, it makes me cry, so having to do it again every 8 hours is hard, and this exactly the thing I needed to distract myself and do it. Thank you.
Somehow Beauty and the Beast songs make the best parodies. Howard Ashman was just that good of a lyricist, I guess.
I was very frustrated with a coworker and the youtube gods graced me with this while i was on break. It summed up what i wanted to do to her very well.
U doing ok now?
@@henwodais it not a normal human experience to fantasize about beat someone up when they're making you angry?
@@kirbyridingyoshi28 as far as im aware its very much in line with the human experience
@@kirbyridingyoshi28 I never said if it was normal or abnormal. I'm just checking in on how they're feeling
BEAT YOUR COWORKER
BEAT YOUR COWORKER
If the villagers had stopped to listen at the front door before breaking into the castle they would have heard someone singing this.
I agree. So much.
For sure
I'd actually like to watch that-
Villager: *hears this reprise* you know what? Let's not bother.
Unleash all the hidden fury you've surpressed!
Beauty and the Beast would have been a million times funnier if the furniture started singing this 😂😂😂
i swear, where was this when I needed it? Having our Lumiere sing this woulda been comedy gold
I've had to play Lumiere before in a show. I'm on it.
@@HypaYTany updates?
@PLAYER42_ready I'm instead working on a version but most of the lyrics are instead replaced with roadman slang
This is perfect, thank you. I'm making it my doorbell sound.
No postman is ever coming back from that one
@@Soul_404. no pitbull is needed anymore
How to get arrested or not have friends over
Just imagine a door to door salesman rings your doorbell and hears this bro
tumbler is just full of musical geniuses that have a lot of rage and anger hidden and make masterpieces like this (god i love the internet)
That's why tumblr fandoms community have a special place in my heart
That dresser said: "congratulations, now we doin this mafia style."
This was the song in every single one of their heads when they fought the villagers and you cannot change my mind
Imagine this being sung as the reprise during the fight!!!!!!
Who would try to change your mind? You're absolutely correct!
this is the most beautiful parody i have ever heard in my entire existence
Those last few notes made me think there was a bridge leading to a reprise of the chorus and I got chills 😂
“Unleash all the hidden theory you’ve suppressed” is insanely relatable
I may have broken down laughing for no apparent reason halfway through
Whoever wrote this had way too much time on their hands... I love it!!!
That was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard
Disney would never, but it'd be fun to have this as a reprise in the movie
I JUST REALIZED THAT DAMN TROLL SONG IS TO THE TUNE OF THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This should have been in the movie. One can never have too much chaos
Bettina singing a Disney parody was something I didn't know I needed in my life today
So no one is talking about how good their singing is
Best part easily
Fr
That was amazing, a true work of art. This song hits all the right points of my brain
all it needs is an animation of kevin mcCallister dancing about doing all those things.
Hopefully it doesn't ACTUALLY hit your brain (if you know what I mean)
This will forever be one of my absolute favourite RUclips videos of all time. ❤
The missed opportunity to add violent beauty and the beast scenes to every beat- 😢😅😂
this gave me so much serotonin after a hard day and a 12 hour shift. thank you
I would pay for someone to professionally sing this
We need to get lumiere 😂
Someone needs to contact Ewan McGregor
YES PLEASE
I can do it. Not profesionally, but I'd do it for free with the skills I learned in local/school choir/theater. Once I get the motivation that is.
Ah SHIT I am going to be singing this for the rest of the day
Random people on the bus: uh oh.
Please have a look at the bit I added in the comments here, to make it longer! 😂
You know what our dirty minds thought at the start 💀
This is Absoluteley perfect in every single way possible
The best reply in this chain is someone writing (to the tune of "Beauty and the Beast" the song)
"Certain as the sun's
Hard to look right at,
Tiny little legs
Hopes somebody begs
Dresser with a bat"
The snort I made when reading this was so unholy
The best version of this song, by far
Greatest parody EVER!
That is the best thing I have ever heard ever in my life. Thank you for that.
I love everything about this.
Tbf if I was a dresser for over a decade I would have a ton of angry issues😅
I wanna see the gang violence version of all the Disney songs now.
That is the most beautiful and catchy disney-song I ever heard.
And I include 'Let's get down to business' from Mulan in this list.
I just realised this has the same timing as you’ve been trolled
I love the unhinged violent nature that song gave off, it’s slaying tbh
This was the motivational speech that was given before the fight.
i loved this, im also imagining that the bat is alive too and friends with the dresser, like his hype man
I would pay to see this
Like imagine the bat biting someone while the dresser was beating the villager🤣
Hope everyone is doing good
We need a full version to listen to on repeat for 48 hours while our parents become concerned about our sanity
I’m starting to question my sanity
A hidden psychopath among the staff making many of them disappear. Maybe why Mrs. Potts was worried about the curse slowly making everyone less and less alive
I need this as a full song so I can save it to my playlist
*In tears while clapping 👏* A true masterpiece it's beautiful.
No one frames like Gaston, dodges claims like Gaston, no one's legal team shifts all the blame like Gaston's!
"I make motions in all of my litigating!"
Oh I just realized where "you've been trolled" got its tune.
This is one of the best parodies I've ever heard. Bravo, encore!
I need an 1 hour version of this song, it's beautiful
If u have liked it (bet ya have) you can click on the little gear icon and you can loop it there, if ur on pc or laptop u can right click the video and loop it there
This is absolutely beautiful
Literally crying rn
I’m in need of a full version of this masterpiece.
"They're too toothless to protest!"
Favorite line, that's gold lmaooo
This lowkey reminds me of Cami-Cat's cover of be our guest called "meet my friends" which follows a similar premise
this sounds like a crossover between Beauty & the Beast and The Purge.
More like Beauty and The Beast and the unholy offspring of the battle of Stalingrad, the entire Vietnam War, and Home Alone. Considering that if as a nobleman’s castle, the Beast’s home would probably have an arsenal, not to mention decorative suits of armor, ceremonial swords on the mantlepieces, and a whole kitchen worth of chef’s knives, cleavers, tenderizers, etc. All of which would have been given life by the curse.
This person is actually a great song writer 💀
I want this to play at my funeral
friend01: Is that what he do before he got flatlined?
friend02: Or that happend to him and it weird. Rest in peace man
I enjoyed this, good work. The rhyming scheme was delightful.
Sang this song in the beauty and the beast musical….
I’m pretty sure half the cast were so confused
GLORIOUS ✨🏏
I feel ridiculously happy singing that🤣
What the forgotten Vocaloids sing at night when everyone's sleeping:
YOU JUST TURNED THE SONG I HATE THE MOST IN ANY DISNEY MOVIE INTO A SONG THAT I MOST DEFENITLY NEED A ACTUAL VERSION OF!!!!
I need this cut in with "slay the beast" showing how the villagers preparing to seige the castle and the furniture preparing to defend
I've often wondered about the existential crisis they would have experienced being a piece of furniture around non-living furniture. I'm certain they had to have thoughts like, 'Why am I just a bookcase when I could have been turned into a feather duster, what does that say about me? And the other bookcases are just bookcases...was I even ever human?'
Shit like this really makes me consider joining tumblr
I need this animated to the dresser beating tue ever loving shit out of Gastons mob to the horror of everyone else XD
You would not believe how many times I’ve gotten this stuck in my head.
that was absolute poetry nothing in this world can compare to
Imagine, you broke into a home ready for thievery or whatever other reason you'd be there (I swear I don't know anything officer), and hear someone gently singing this
Nightmare fuel. Pure and grafic nightmare fuel.
@@emilywellborn8744now you need to put on a clown mask and creepily come towards their back
Need this to be a full song
Magical, truly
I wondered if the bat is ALSO alive, and they are just tag-teaming and now I'm just picturing belle and Adam[beast] playing baseball as a date.
🎶 Life is so unnerving
For a killer who's not murdering
He's not whole without some flesh to tear apart
Ah, those good ol days of serial killing 🎶
Absolutely MAGNIFICENT ♥