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  • @Qxir
    @Qxir  5 месяцев назад +209

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    • @WinterMute99
      @WinterMute99 5 месяцев назад +3

      What a ladte comment, does one need more money for alcohol?

    • @PlatinumGaming67
      @PlatinumGaming67 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@WinterMute99 I just got to this channel, what's with all the alcohol and cigarette jokes

    • @somerandommflol
      @somerandommflol 5 месяцев назад

      i dont wanna listen to a mf biography🤬just tell me what happened that led up the lawyer offing himself… jesus this video sucks

    • @hades1065
      @hades1065 5 месяцев назад

      @@PlatinumGaming67 I don't get it either

    • @jagerandres5808
      @jagerandres5808 3 месяца назад

      take a hop over the pond someday, come over here to the states and learn about guns bud!

  • @shapshapshapshap2829
    @shapshapshapshap2829 5 месяцев назад +11398

    The fact that he was using a revolver, probably one of the easiest guns to check if it’s loaded or not, makes this infinitely more funny

    • @Dogsarecool2202
      @Dogsarecool2202 5 месяцев назад +673

      Older revolvers could not pivot their cylinders out like modern ones can and like Qxir showed (6:20). Still pretty easy to check and this guy is still negligent

    • @LeeThule
      @LeeThule 5 месяцев назад +311

      Due to the time period, it was probably a cap and ball revover that did not take cartridges. It is likely that he wanted the revolver loaded witb a cap (easy to check) but not with powder and ball (more difficult to check).

    • @buckberthod5007
      @buckberthod5007 5 месяцев назад +83

      The case was in 1874, you could buy a Schofield, Colt, Iver Johnson, Smith and Wesson etc in center fire. Schofields are break tops, same as the Iver and Smith, the Colts had a loading gate on the right side, you have to half cock it then open it to inspect, load or eject casings

    • @Dogsarecool2202
      @Dogsarecool2202 5 месяцев назад +93

      @@buckberthod5007 accept he used a colt Patterson, cap and ball. Again not saying he's not negligent just that it's not the easiest gun to check if it's loaded

    • @Funtime_Fz
      @Funtime_Fz 5 месяцев назад +20

      So someone accidently killing themselves and knowing something about the pistol making it funnier to you, is funny to you?
      What kind of sick person are you to consider a real person accidently killing himself, funny?

  • @willwillbilly6958
    @willwillbilly6958 5 месяцев назад +18685

    bro ran out of beer and cigarette money so he had to post

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад

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    • @darkball31
      @darkball31 5 месяцев назад +154

      well that is what *$0.05* a minute?

    • @willwillbilly6958
      @willwillbilly6958 5 месяцев назад +92

      @@darkball31 no clue, but bro prob gets payed🤷‍♂️

    • @tanksnap3776
      @tanksnap3776 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@willwillbilly6958Not enough

    • @Hakushodemon
      @Hakushodemon 5 месяцев назад +84

      @@darkball31 i mean 10k views is in the hundreds at least especially if the retention rate is very high (people watch all of the animation/video)

  • @Bramon83
    @Bramon83 5 месяцев назад +5544

    his defense had one hole.......

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад +1

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 5 месяцев назад +129

      Sadly that hole was also a big leak in the whole thing…..

    • @CodyHomes
      @CodyHomes 5 месяцев назад +73

      And quickly ended the case.........

    • @Warsaquoack
      @Warsaquoack 5 месяцев назад +1

      His ass?

    • @Nick-rs5if
      @Nick-rs5if 5 месяцев назад +58

      When this came to light, the atmosphere in the courtroom died along with the defense........

  • @dhelix85
    @dhelix85 5 месяцев назад +1471

    Dude was on to something with gunpowder analysis. Respect for his effort.

  • @doopythespoopy6995
    @doopythespoopy6995 5 месяцев назад +2191

    Vallandigham *did not* win Ohio's election for Governor in a landslide in absentia.
    He won the democratic party's *nomination* in a landslide in absentia. He was soundly beaten by National Union candidate John Brough, 288,000 votes to 188,000.

    • @d.c.8828
      @d.c.8828 5 месяцев назад +134

      *IMPORTANT CORRECTION!* Thank you for the clarification!

    • @Tinil0
      @Tinil0 5 месяцев назад +46

      Yeah, this is a huge mistake sadly.

    • @dlxmarks
      @dlxmarks 5 месяцев назад +44

      I thought that was suspicious given how much of a Republican stronghold Ohio was for generations. 7 Republican presidents were either born in Ohio and/or considered it their home state.

    • @hnfiiinc5993
      @hnfiiinc5993 5 месяцев назад +16

      By a 100,000 votes back then is telling of this man’s character

    • @michaelbarrett3229
      @michaelbarrett3229 5 месяцев назад +21

      Thank for the correction. The video made Ohio look like a copperhead state instead of a loyal Union state that ratified the 13th amendment.

  • @desktopfan8870
    @desktopfan8870 5 месяцев назад +5025

    Some people say that justice is blind. Sometimes the lawyers are too. Not this one though, he's just dead.

  • @archstanton3931
    @archstanton3931 5 месяцев назад +1898

    Can confirm; it behooves you to have more than a strong hunch that your gun's not loaded before handling it in such a way.

    • @Eboreg2
      @Eboreg2 5 месяцев назад +65

      Literally the first rule of gun safety.

    • @Oddman1980
      @Oddman1980 5 месяцев назад +57

      And there's no such thing as an unloaded gun.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @doubledee8677
      @doubledee8677 5 месяцев назад +25

      @@Oddman1980 I mean that's ridiculous. You can definitely be assured your gun isn't loaded, you just need to check thoroughly.

    • @aaftiyoDkcdicurak
      @aaftiyoDkcdicurak 5 месяцев назад +9

      Oddman1980 only until you confirmed that it isn't.

  • @somevagrant3772
    @somevagrant3772 5 месяцев назад +5112

    Back from the liquor store.

    • @idiamin1215
      @idiamin1215 5 месяцев назад +24

      Did you get the milk

    • @johnnytelemundo
      @johnnytelemundo 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@idiamin1215 whoops. you want a cigarette¿

    • @ozymandiasramesses1773
      @ozymandiasramesses1773 5 месяцев назад +8

      If whatever rule brought you to go buy milk. Of what use was the rule?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад +2

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @EdwinJanssen1991
      @EdwinJanssen1991 5 месяцев назад +3

      Username checks out

  • @1chaka
    @1chaka 5 месяцев назад +679

    Idk why but I exclaimed “WOO!!” When I learned that “Sideburns” were named after a General Burnside sporting that particular facial hair

    • @isaacbruner65
      @isaacbruner65 5 месяцев назад

      There was also a widespread rumor that "hooker", a term for prostitute, came from the name of Union General Joseph Hooker, but that one may not hold water.

    • @SaraRankins.
      @SaraRankins. 5 месяцев назад +14

      What til you hear about the term "hookers"!

    • @RuLo0803
      @RuLo0803 2 месяца назад +1

      @@SaraRankins. what about it? In case it is common knowledge I must say I'm not a native speaker

    • @SaraRankins.
      @SaraRankins. 2 месяца назад +22

      @@RuLo0803 there was a civil war General named Hooker who was known for..... knowing a lot of women.

    • @RuLo0803
      @RuLo0803 2 месяца назад

      @@SaraRankins. Ohh so it comes from like "hooker's" women? That's actually funny

  • @Matt-zu2lu
    @Matt-zu2lu 2 месяца назад +60

    6:10 okay so as someone who does own a gun and have shot multiple guns before I can safely say that not only are you correct about the fact that you’re not supposed to just be satisfied with the mer belief that a gun is empty but you’re also actually always supposed to treat a gun as if it was loaded even when you’re 100% certain beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is unloaded. You’re also supposed to keep your finger off the trigger until you’re ready to fire and never ever point a firearm at a living creature (human or animal) unless you plan to kill it, less you end up like this lawyer. Also always know what’s behind your target.

    • @kevlarkittens
      @kevlarkittens Месяц назад +1

      Yep that's rule #1. And one of the main questions on the firearm safety test that we have to take in CA before being allowed to even begin a purchase. And you might still get denied during the process.
      Unless you're Alec Baldwin, and then none of those rules or laws apply.

    • @alimdzon7994
      @alimdzon7994 Месяц назад +1

      100+ years hindsight

    • @Johntin232
      @Johntin232 Месяц назад

      @@kevlarkittens bro he’s innocent

    • @kevlarkittens
      @kevlarkittens Месяц назад +1

      @@Johntin232 Exactly. None of those rules applied to him.

    • @Johntin232
      @Johntin232 Месяц назад

      @@kevlarkittens bro I don’t know if you’re joking? But I don’t like Alec Baldwin, I still believe he’s innocent tho

  • @amberswafford9305
    @amberswafford9305 5 месяцев назад +2837

    Rule #1 in gun safety is “There’s NO SUCH THING AS AN UNLOADED GUN!!”

    • @GazB85
      @GazB85 5 месяцев назад +104

      I'd love a magical gun with unlimited ammo.

    • @Dichete
      @Dichete 5 месяцев назад +19

      what if it actually doesn't have any ammo

    • @sigmanation6957
      @sigmanation6957 5 месяцев назад +354

      @@Dichete It's not about the physical reality of whether or not there's ammo, it's about drilling it into your head that a gun should always be treated as if it's fully loaded and off safety.

    • @Briskeeen
      @Briskeeen 5 месяцев назад +215

      ​@@DicheteYou still treat it like it's loaded. Complacency with dangerous weapons will fucking kill you.

    • @Gencrossbones
      @Gencrossbones 5 месяцев назад +85

      ​@@Dichete Always treat a gun as if it's loaded.
      If you see a gun on top of a table do not put your finger around the trigger always check it first.

  • @HeWhoShams
    @HeWhoShams 5 месяцев назад +1280

    This man was Saul before Better Call Saul was even thought of.

  • @of1564
    @of1564 5 месяцев назад +4458

    QXIR IS ALIVE!!!!

  • @Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD
    @Ploxtifs_OldAndDeadAccountXD 5 месяцев назад +307

    6:11 the four rules of firearm safety: always treat a gun as if it is loaded, never point it as something you aren’t willing to destroy, know your target and what’s behind it, and keep your finger off the trigger until you’re ready to shoot.
    This is why you should politely decline any invitation from Alec Baldwin to “1v1 me on Rust”

    • @Kasumstreak8
      @Kasumstreak8 5 месяцев назад +43

      The first rule of gun safety is to have fun :)

    • @finboror
      @finboror Месяц назад +2

      A bonus fifth one taught to us in the FDF is "know the state of your gun". Is it _actually_ loaded? Is the safety on? If not and it's select-fire, is it on semi or full auto? Is it clean? Is there a bullet in the chamber? And so on.

  • @weareallbornmad410
    @weareallbornmad410 4 месяца назад +335

    A guy accidentally shot himself defending a guy who accidentally shot someone, who was also later shot.
    America.

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 2 месяца назад +15

      The idea of a guy who isn't a bailiff even holding a loaded revolver in a courtroom is wildly inappropriate to me, I feel like Americans don't treat firearms with the proper respect a lot of the time, familiarity breeds contempt I guess

    • @cryptickitsune1876
      @cryptickitsune1876 2 месяца назад +6

      As an American, I can confirm the legitimacy of this analysis.

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 2 месяца назад

      @@bluegum6438at this point in history we didn’t have nearly as brutal organized crime nor did minorities have enough population to be concerned about arms control

    • @garysgarage.2841
      @garysgarage.2841 2 месяца назад +12

      Before you criticize Americans 170 years in the past first take a look at your society in the same timeframe. Next up what's up with those dinosaurs always eating each other.

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 2 месяца назад +10

      @@garysgarage.2841 I'm not criticizing Americans 170 years in the past. I'm criticizing Americans _now._ You had 170 years to learn.

  • @CGR89
    @CGR89 5 месяцев назад +709

    >single action black powder revolver
    >swing out cylinder

    • @josephd.5524
      @josephd.5524 5 месяцев назад +291

      being fair he's Irish
      he's better with explosives

    • @evanbohn
      @evanbohn 5 месяцев назад +14

      We didnt get those ones over here.
      Or Famas'.

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@josephd.5524 wow

    • @xtron1234
      @xtron1234 5 месяцев назад

      @@josephd.5524lmao nice

    • @chrisbeaumont4630
      @chrisbeaumont4630 5 месяцев назад +15

      It's the special russian roulette model. They have a cylinder but still can only load and fire one round

  • @YarPirates-vy7iv
    @YarPirates-vy7iv 5 месяцев назад +325

    "I'm not an American", replacing gun in man's hand with potato, was a great dig.

  • @custos3249
    @custos3249 5 месяцев назад +149

    If only all lawyers had such commitment

  • @afartinghuman
    @afartinghuman 5 месяцев назад +478

    "man thats fucked up.."
    "he was born in ohio"
    oh

  • @owenfarmer1588
    @owenfarmer1588 2 месяца назад +56

    “i’m not an american” 7:23 *gun changes into potato*

  • @crisp.6341
    @crisp.6341 5 месяцев назад +666

    bro remembered his password

    • @net6406
      @net6406 5 месяцев назад +16

      bro really thought that he'll upload one video every week

    • @WowBlankpage
      @WowBlankpage 5 месяцев назад +21

      bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro

    • @Mayhamsdead
      @Mayhamsdead 5 месяцев назад +16

      BRO DID WHAT?!
      FR FR NO CAP ON GOD?
      OHAIO RIZZ FENUM TAX GYATT FOR THE RIZZLER?!
      BRO, THAT'S SO SKIBIDI!

    • @WowBlankpage
      @WowBlankpage 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@Mayhamsdead witteraly

    • @bideobamers
      @bideobamers 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Mayhamsdead Why are you typing like that?

  • @LlamaBobby
    @LlamaBobby 5 месяцев назад +252

    I love the arrest sketch, especially one guy being depicting holding an axe. So if he resisted arrest he’d be decapitated on the spot.
    “I’ll axe you to come along quietly now, boyo” because you knew he was Irish AF, possibly a distant ancestor of QXIR

  • @JTA1961
    @JTA1961 5 месяцев назад +1191

    Just like this guy, Burnside / Sideburns thing I didn't know either. Finally broke down & got me a doodles all over Tshirt... hopefully their's a small portion that actually gets back to you.

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky 5 месяцев назад +6

      The allover tees are very comfy. I have blue and purple.

    • @TrineDaely
      @TrineDaely 4 месяца назад +1

      I would have referred to his particular style as mutton chops, but I could easily be wrong on that since I prefer clean shaven men and don't pay much attention to beard styles.

    • @loyalpiper
      @loyalpiper 2 месяца назад

      Was a terrible general though, looks at the battle of fredricksburg.

    • @kingjoe3rd
      @kingjoe3rd Месяц назад

      Oh no. That stupid word “doodles” reminds me of the most annoying man I’ve ever seen. Sam Cox aka Mr Doodles makes me sick. I mean that I get physically ill when I watch any video with him in it. His art sucks and he’s … oh gosh I’m starting to get dizzy just thinking about him.

  • @Cinnamowo
    @Cinnamowo 5 месяцев назад +43

    I mean, I absolutely love how he made a throughout analysis of the bullet holes

    • @Zorgot.
      @Zorgot. 3 месяца назад

      Niko!

  • @tothepast
    @tothepast 5 месяцев назад +4

    This is exactly why you should always assume things and never ask questions.

  • @xan_carman4216
    @xan_carman4216 5 месяцев назад +231

    Was getting worried you succumbed to alcohol poisoning

    • @Imurai
      @Imurai 5 месяцев назад +26

      Naw, he's immune, he's Irish!

  • @Ilix42
    @Ilix42 5 месяцев назад +216

    Why the hell would you use 2 guns rather than just only loading the gun when you needed to fire a round?

    • @Eboreg2
      @Eboreg2 5 месяцев назад +40

      Given the kind of revolvers available for the time, he probably didn't want to constantly go through the hassle of unloading it.

    • @Ilix42
      @Ilix42 5 месяцев назад +35

      @@Eboreg2 We’re not talking about having to load and unload it dozens of times. If he only loaded one round at a time, he probably would have only had to do it 3-4 times, depending on how many fabric samples he was generating. Alternately, he could have loaded and unloaded it once if the total number of samples was fewer than the total number of rounds the gun held.
      Either way, he made the decision to act extremely irresponsibly for a super minor convenience.

    • @8bitarmory846
      @8bitarmory846 5 месяцев назад +21

      it could've been a cap and ball revolver. They didn't use metallic cartridges that could be ejected - instead, the powder and bullet were loaded directly into the chamber and ignited by a percussion cap. Then again, the cap is still removable afaik

    • @Ilix42
      @Ilix42 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@8bitarmory846 In that case, they only hold one round at a time right? Or do they still have revolving barrels that are just loaded through the main barrel?

    • @8bitarmory846
      @8bitarmory846 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@Ilix42 still a revolver - apart from how the cylinder is loaded, it still works the same way as a modern one

  • @Derpy1969
    @Derpy1969 5 месяцев назад +164

    It’s too bad more lawyers don’t use this strategy.

  • @GreedoShot
    @GreedoShot 5 месяцев назад +16

    not a lot of people acknowledge his vampire slaying, so bravo

  • @SolSeal
    @SolSeal 5 месяцев назад +6

    Uh… “Sons of Liberty “… never thought it might be real. MGS2 got the reference right.

  • @therwtyt
    @therwtyt 5 месяцев назад +257

    American here. you are correct in your assumptions on gun safety. you should always treat a gun as if its loaded, and double check to ensure it's not. have a third party also verify if possible.

    • @etaleo2748
      @etaleo2748 5 месяцев назад +38

      I've heard some practice gun safety by treating the gun as if it's always loaded, even if they have confirmed no ammo is actually there. False negatives can kill in this case, so it helps to be cautious like that.

    • @therwtyt
      @therwtyt 5 месяцев назад +20

      @@etaleo2748 you are 100% correct. I was watching a Brandon Harrara video almost right after this one, and after the outro it shows some cut footage. One of the clips shows Brandon rack the bolt on what he thought was an empty rifle, and popped out a live round. Fortunately he abides by the rules of gun safety you and I have listed.

    • @lilarrin1220
      @lilarrin1220 5 месяцев назад +13

      Not just gun safety but a lot of safety rules in general when working with dangerous equipment. I work with high voltage equipment and lasers, and whenever I have to open up the high voltage stuff for diagnostic/repairs, I need to treat it as if it is fully powered up and minimize direct contact in case all the other safety controls have failed. For lasers, I behave as though I have no safety equipment or barriers and minimize putting any part of my body near the beamline. Safety measures are never perfect, and their failure can have very heavy consequences, so you operate as though they can fail anytime.

    • @PerkulatorBenny
      @PerkulatorBenny 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@etaleo2748 Not American, but I have been to the range a few times. Our rule was that the only time you can treat a gun as if it's not loaded, whether confirmed empty or not, is if it is in a position where it is physically impossible for it to fire, e.g. a break-action gun that is currently open or a revolver with the drum out. (And even then you always try to handle it with care/not go in front of it. Just in case.)

    • @d.c.8828
      @d.c.8828 5 месяцев назад +6

      Tell that to Alec Baldwin....

  • @RapTapTap69
    @RapTapTap69 5 месяцев назад +92

    I only consult a pyshic on whether or not my arms are loaded. Seems easier to call up "Madame Magnificent" at the strip mall than to check myself.

    • @Dwigt_Rortugal
      @Dwigt_Rortugal 5 месяцев назад +4

      "I'm Cleo. You're a Libra, aren'tcha darling?"

  • @joshuas.g.g.4951
    @joshuas.g.g.4951 5 месяцев назад +111

    "I mean, he DID kill all those vampires" got a belly laugh out of me. Well done.

    • @notpc48
      @notpc48 Месяц назад

      I actually enjoy watching that movie every once in a while. 😁

  • @kevin7242
    @kevin7242 5 месяцев назад +2

    Hell yeaaaaaaah! You returned!
    RUclips is not the same without tales from the bottle 😢

  • @Truelycustom
    @Truelycustom 4 месяца назад +1

    I saw this video at two in the morning and I’ve gotta say I’m not disappointed

  • @fordson51
    @fordson51 5 месяцев назад +62

    The fact that I am an American and did not know this is not surprising, but it is still good you told this story. Nice to see you back after your absence, worried the Triangle got ya.

    • @Dwigt_Rortugal
      @Dwigt_Rortugal 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ye gads, not the Triangle!

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 5 месяцев назад

      To be fair, nationality has little to do with it. How well read are you 8n subject matter is what matters. Do you spend much time studying American history?

  • @ryancialone3045
    @ryancialone3045 5 месяцев назад +644

    People forget that Ohio was like the biggest southern sympathizer state and voted against emancipation

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 5 месяцев назад +49

      So-called Butternut states, along with south Illinois and south Indiana, basically any state bordering the Ohio river...

    • @Wolf-gt7mb
      @Wolf-gt7mb 5 месяцев назад +8

      Don’t forget what happened in NY

    • @pwrm8721
      @pwrm8721 5 месяцев назад +20

      Meine Liebe für den erwähnten Bundesstaat ist in unbeschreiblichen Maßen gestiegen.

    • @jaredgerez3238
      @jaredgerez3238 5 месяцев назад +7

      And then proceeded to lose over 30,000 people in the conflict

    • @frenchempire9471
      @frenchempire9471 5 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@Shiestey"only in Ohio"

  • @laurenf.7922
    @laurenf.7922 5 месяцев назад +34

    That lawyer is pretty metal

  • @mattpearse2707
    @mattpearse2707 5 месяцев назад +1

    YES BRO 👊 So glad to see you back lad, hope you’re all well and good

  • @InappropriateShorts
    @InappropriateShorts 5 месяцев назад +1

    As an American I can say this is the first I’ve heard about this character so thank you for the history lesson

  • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
    @The_Republic_of_Ireland 5 месяцев назад +7

    Gentlemen, it is a fine day. A fine day, indeed, for the legend himself has graced us with his upload

  • @hgborgards2
    @hgborgards2 5 месяцев назад +125

    A lawyer that won the Baldwin award during court

    • @SageArdor
      @SageArdor 5 месяцев назад +8

      you mean the darwin award, right?

    • @anlasma7942
      @anlasma7942 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@SageArdor The actor

    • @psikogeek
      @psikogeek 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@SageArdor *Alec Baldwin" - actor who killed a coworker with an unloaded gun on the set of "Rust."

    • @totallyreyalfactsfsfs
      @totallyreyalfactsfsfs 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@psikogeek Wait, unloaded? How do you kill someone with an unloaded gun?

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@totallyreyalfactsfsfsan "unloaded" gun.
      Actually this has happened at least twice and i don't remember which one was which, on one case someone brought bullets so they could shoot some cans before the filming started, on a second one the prop people or anyone else failed to realise that blanks are still lethal at close range

  • @blank6377
    @blank6377 5 месяцев назад +8

    Still a better court hearing than a typical Judge Judy episode

  • @elizabeth5561
    @elizabeth5561 3 месяца назад +3

    He sounds like the kinda guy to somehow pass his final exam by guess work.

  • @danielchmielewski8568
    @danielchmielewski8568 Месяц назад +1

    We would run out of lawyers if they were always this good.

  • @zollyu581
    @zollyu581 5 месяцев назад +30

    I love this dude, his voice is so enticing.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 5 месяцев назад

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @unsafe_at_any_speed
      @unsafe_at_any_speed 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@EEEEEEEE Your grasp of the English vernacular is impressive

    • @chrimony
      @chrimony 5 месяцев назад

      I'm after his pot of gold.

    • @jlopez4889
      @jlopez4889 5 месяцев назад

      @@unsafe_at_any_speed You are talking to a bot

    • @unsafe_at_any_speed
      @unsafe_at_any_speed 5 месяцев назад

      @@jlopez4889 That's the joke! I guess some folks won't get it

  • @chrisporter9397
    @chrisporter9397 5 месяцев назад +32

    The gunshot resulted in Tom Meyers requiring an emergency bong hit transplant

  • @luger_Mann
    @luger_Mann 5 месяцев назад +85

    I have a good bit of experience with both original civil war era firearms and newly made reproductions of them and I can confirm it takes a almost painful degree of absent minded stupidity to miss-identify a loaded/non loaded firearm from that era, especially since what makes them go bang is external and in pretty much plain view at all times just about.

    • @themightydropbear
      @themightydropbear 5 месяцев назад +15

      He may have had primers on both revolvers. The practice of law can be as much about theater as it is about legal procedure so it's likely that he put primers on his "unloaded" weapon so that it would go "bang" for his demonstration and underscore his point to the jury. Total failure safety-wise regardless. This event is a pretty good analogue to the chain of events that led to Baldwin shooting that staffer on "Rust".

    • @DevilBirdProductions
      @DevilBirdProductions 5 месяцев назад +3

      Lawyer, looking at percussion cap: "I wonder what that is"

    • @lordofonions5699
      @lordofonions5699 5 месяцев назад

      finally; someone who doesn't overuse the "as a" phrase.

  • @jakobwhaley5641
    @jakobwhaley5641 2 месяца назад +3

    "Your honor" *BANG* "i rest my case"

  • @VenerabIe
    @VenerabIe Месяц назад +20

    0:46 That's just Saul Goodman. Honestly, what else would we expect?

  • @phobosad4661
    @phobosad4661 5 месяцев назад +8

    This tells us a valuable lesson, never take a lawyer from Ohio

  • @IncredibleCactusRoll
    @IncredibleCactusRoll 5 месяцев назад +12

    First impressions, the thumbnail goes hard pls don't change it

  • @Balrog4242
    @Balrog4242 5 месяцев назад +29

    You're right the vampire killing really tips the scales...

    • @speleokeir
      @speleokeir 5 месяцев назад +2

      They're actually a protected species these days. It's very un PC to treat vampires as if they were some kind of blood sucking parasite...🦇🩸🩸🩸

  • @TheMagicDragon-mm5dr
    @TheMagicDragon-mm5dr 5 месяцев назад +2

    To be fair, the gunpowder residue at different distances bit is pretty good.

  • @JacobSC_
    @JacobSC_ 5 месяцев назад +1

    What an incredible tale, thanks for this 👏

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 5 месяцев назад +42

    I don't think I expected this story to loosely involve the origins of the name of a facial hairstyle, but then again, I'm not sure what I expected.

  • @mathEspinoza916
    @mathEspinoza916 5 месяцев назад +58

    Ah yes, the classic "Royce Dupont" technique.

    • @ItsRadeZ
      @ItsRadeZ 2 месяца назад

      ??

    • @yihadistxdl951
      @yihadistxdl951 Месяц назад +1

      The "DuPont Defense", as we like to call it

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 5 месяцев назад +57

    Bro mains Phoenix Wright in MVC3 and was like “i can do better”

    • @tommyfishhouse8050
      @tommyfishhouse8050 5 месяцев назад +1

      Now I want an Ace Attorney game set during the American Civil War.

    • @dhans9662
      @dhans9662 2 месяца назад

      ​@@tommyfishhouse8050 "Best I can do is during late Victorian Era" -Capcom

  • @johntaylor-lo8qx
    @johntaylor-lo8qx Час назад

    Gr8 show as always. Bahaha, from no forward this will be known as the bulletproof defense ❤.

  • @DoglinsShadow
    @DoglinsShadow 5 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks for the great videos Qxir!!!

  • @Spacesatyr6565
    @Spacesatyr6565 5 месяцев назад +6

    Truly a (rather dubious) victory for the forces of justice!

  • @ForTheJerusalem
    @ForTheJerusalem 5 месяцев назад +5

    You are supposed to check if the gun is loaded and then still treat it like it's loaded.

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 5 месяцев назад

      Those rules didn't exist for many decades after his death.

  • @iasimov5960
    @iasimov5960 5 месяцев назад +71

    One's opinion of Lincoln usually depends on how much you know about him.

    • @y00t00b3r
      @y00t00b3r 5 месяцев назад +11

      if you know, you know

    • @EpicGamerino
      @EpicGamerino 5 месяцев назад +17

      A tyrant

    • @tziirkq
      @tziirkq 5 месяцев назад +2

      I'm not American, can you explain please?

    • @weabootrash5891
      @weabootrash5891 5 месяцев назад +38

      @@tziirkq Lincoln was basically a dictator in all but name, who used the military and secret police to silence dissidents. Qxir mentioned it a bit, but he suspended Habius Corpus and began arresting most anyone who was against the war or who derided him, with the excuse of them being pro-confederate sympathizers.
      Sure he freed the slaves (only as a propaganda tool in areas the Union army held no actual control over at the time), but he was a ruthless politician who had a history of authoritarianism and wasn't afraid to use his power to silence opposition

    • @Hypogean7
      @Hypogean7 5 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@weabootrash5891You'd think he was in his rights to do so in the middle of a civil war, considering the Confederates were doing the same

  • @patrickwebster9153
    @patrickwebster9153 5 месяцев назад +1

    6:22 had me rolling. Reminded me of the video of the ATF “expert” unable to disassemble a Glock 😂😂

  • @JoeRogansForehead
    @JoeRogansForehead 5 месяцев назад +1

    This video has almost as many views already as the last one you posted a month ago. This is hitting a million.

  • @Ikcatcher
    @Ikcatcher 5 месяцев назад +4

    This is just an average Ace Attorney case

  • @kodakgreen6047
    @kodakgreen6047 5 месяцев назад +7

    5:22 What were they fighting over, a bong hit transplant?

  • @damac5136
    @damac5136 5 месяцев назад +3

    According to Gore Vidal, Lincoln did indeed fancy himself a king.

    • @silent_stalker3687
      @silent_stalker3687 5 месяцев назад +1

      And even boasted he had more power than the queen of England

    • @damac5136
      @damac5136 4 месяца назад

      @@silent_stalker3687 Oh, really? He may very well have had more power.

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 Месяц назад +1

    "his qualifications are his name is Burnside and his kick-ass sideburns"

  • @dcd3lt4
    @dcd3lt4 5 месяцев назад +2

    Finally, a lawyer that can represent Florida Man.

  • @barsozuguler4300
    @barsozuguler4300 5 месяцев назад +10

    "If I die then my client is innocent"
    Judge: (-_-)

  • @jasonlong8754
    @jasonlong8754 5 месяцев назад +6

    "I've shot myself!.... The defense rests."

  • @telapoopy
    @telapoopy 5 месяцев назад +3

    Not going to lie, it's kinda hard to argue against the claim of Abaraham Lincoln being a tyrant if his regime was imprisoning people over political dissent.

  • @Omnipulsar
    @Omnipulsar 5 месяцев назад +2

    lmao so he had a full day to reflect on "his mistake" before he died while getting to hear everyones reactions

  • @sofahappy
    @sofahappy 5 месяцев назад +60

    Some have a fool for a client, but this guy had an idiot for a lawyer. Really, who doesn't check the gun's not loaded before putting it in their pocket? Eejit.

    • @redkraken6516
      @redkraken6516 5 месяцев назад +8

      But it worked... Good damn lawer)

    • @DeclanMBrennan
      @DeclanMBrennan 5 месяцев назад

      Not just an eejit - he was a feckin eejit.

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 5 месяцев назад +2

      Before this... Sad accident he's one of the best, if not THE Best defense lawyers in the US at the time...

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 5 месяцев назад

      The funny thing is, most likely he was far more educated than you.

    • @sofahappy
      @sofahappy 5 месяцев назад

      @@sinisterthoughts2896 Maybe, maybe not, but I'm yet to accidentally shoot myself.

  • @casparfang
    @casparfang 5 месяцев назад +33

    4:45 THE LA LI LU LE LO WAS REAL THIS WHOLE TIME

    • @LarryTheTugaGamer1511
      @LarryTheTugaGamer1511 3 месяца назад +6

      METAL GEAR REFERENCE?!?!!!!11

    • @yes_and_so_what
      @yes_and_so_what 3 месяца назад +1

      THE PATRIOTS?!?

    • @quintencornelissen2274
      @quintencornelissen2274 2 месяца назад

      Glad im not the only one whos brain immediately thought of metal gear when hearing that lol

    • @Snowingle
      @Snowingle 17 дней назад

      glad im not the only dumbass on earth

  • @ryanroberts1104
    @ryanroberts1104 5 месяцев назад +4

    You should be happy with the "belief" of a firearm not being loaded, because the #1 rule in firearms safety is the gun is always loaded, even when you unload it.

  • @louis-philippesavard742
    @louis-philippesavard742 5 месяцев назад +1

    Your video are so good, I know the story already but still watch your video !

  • @Hegemol900
    @Hegemol900 12 дней назад

    Actually, this is exactly the guy I would want to be defended by. His dedication to his cause even in the face of government censorship is truly admirable. Not many people would have the guts for such a thing.

  • @PhoenixT70
    @PhoenixT70 5 месяцев назад +31

    2:50 He did this illegally, by the way. Only Congress can suspend the writ of _habeus corpus,_ but Lincoln did it unilaterally while Congress was not in session. When the new Congress sat, the Speaker of the House declared that since _habeus corpus_ was already suspended, Congress would proceed as though it had already consented. This infuriated basically everyone but the hardcore Lincoln Republicans, but without the Speaker’s cooperation, they couldn’t force a vote.

    • @smartwhip.
      @smartwhip. 3 месяца назад +4

      Cry more wawa

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 3 месяца назад +7

      @@smartwhip. Very mature.

    • @kluneberg8952
      @kluneberg8952 3 месяца назад +10

      lincoln also had no constitutional right to prevent the confederate states from succeeding

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 3 месяца назад +15

      @@kluneberg8952 That’s much more of a gray area. While I believe in a right to secession, the Federal Government hadn’t done anything to justify it in 1861. Lincoln hadn’t even taken office when South Carolina seceded.

    • @gabriel.b9036
      @gabriel.b9036 3 месяца назад +19

      @@kluneberg8952 Lincoln had every right as commander in chief to do as he deemed fit to preserve the Union, so yes he did. As was confirmed by Texas v White, states did not have the right to unilaterally secede from the Union, no matter the cause.

  • @FishVETTE
    @FishVETTE 5 месяцев назад +3

    Welcome back sir 🫡

  • @novahoth3406
    @novahoth3406 5 месяцев назад +18

    Oooh, talking about how he attempted to unit a northwestern confederacy, I beg you to check into the story of the attempted prison break of confederate soldiers on Johnson's Island in an attempt to unite a military division in ohio sympathetic to the south
    Absolutely nuts, but an interesting story

    • @chrisporter9397
      @chrisporter9397 5 месяцев назад +5

      Ohio is weird. I lived in Texas all my life with family up there, and I’ve seen more confederate flags on those small trips to Ohio than I ever have in Texas, a state that actually fought for them lol.

    • @sinisterthoughts2896
      @sinisterthoughts2896 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@chrisporter9397 Ohio was a state at the time and had a bigger stake between their location and population.

  • @brottila_the_han
    @brottila_the_han 5 месяцев назад

    So relieved you are back. My partner and I were getting worried about you!
    Ran outside to tell her as soon as I saw it was uploaded

  • @owenfarmer1588
    @owenfarmer1588 2 месяца назад +1

    i was not expecting this to be about vallandingham

  • @mdshaler
    @mdshaler 5 месяцев назад +6

    Qxir says, "I'm not an American" and goes from holding a gun to a potato, like a true Irishman! hahahha

    • @Dwigt_Rortugal
      @Dwigt_Rortugal 5 месяцев назад

      Wasn't there a guy who carved a potato into the shape of a gun to get out of prison? I'm trying to remember if that was an old Qxir story.

    • @mdshaler
      @mdshaler 5 месяцев назад

      @@Dwigt_Rortugal I think it was either wood or soap. John Dillinger escaped with a "pistol" the cops said was "real" but the other inmates said it was fake. I think the cops were just tying to cover their ass for phucking up.

  • @DJ-ew8fd
    @DJ-ew8fd 5 месяцев назад +4

    Wow. This was a lot more interesting than I thought. Good job.

  • @drowningin
    @drowningin 5 месяцев назад +6

    Here’s how you spot a good lawyer: it costs 5k just to get in the room with them, and 30k every 2mos of work. If you pick up the phone to call them, they bill you.
    Why? Because only good lawyers are that busy and name their own price. Did they only ask for 10-20k? You got a bad lawyer, and should stick with a public defender

    • @ejamz
      @ejamz 5 месяцев назад +1

      That greatly depends on your reasons for needing a lawyer.

    • @MrThickDick
      @MrThickDick 5 месяцев назад

      Haha! You spent 10-20k on an atty? You're fucked.
      Like comment above says, it all depends on what you need an atty for.
      I had to get one and it was about 5k. Fixed my problem just fine.

  • @veronicamckenzie3711
    @veronicamckenzie3711 5 месяцев назад

    each video is an upgrade from the last, keep it up

  • @chickenlover657
    @chickenlover657 5 месяцев назад +2

    FYI, Abraham Lincoln was NOT an abolitionist. This is apparently a widespread popular misconception. In fact, when Douglas accused him of being one, Lincoln posted a public letter in the newspapers to defend himself of such "insult". Historical facts. Check it out.

  • @ArthurMorgan_Gaming
    @ArthurMorgan_Gaming 5 месяцев назад +19

    I don't know who this self guy is, but I sure hope his family presses charges against the lawyer.

  • @The_Big_Jay
    @The_Big_Jay 5 месяцев назад +37

    3:53 "By being a tyrant, Lincoln gave him more ammunition to call him a tyrant."
    Lmao.

    • @darknes4150
      @darknes4150 5 месяцев назад +5

      a tyrant is someone who arrests traitors got it.

    • @The_Big_Jay
      @The_Big_Jay 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@darknes4150 He arrested Newspaper owners in the North that ran stories that made him look bad. What are you on about?

    • @tiranito2834
      @tiranito2834 5 месяцев назад

      @@The_Big_Jay shhh lefties don't understand the meaning of freedom of speech, don't be too loud or their heads might start hurting trying to understand.

    • @navadax4541
      @navadax4541 4 месяца назад

      ​@@darknes4150 Did you know? Slavery is bad, and so is the suppression of free speech! Hitler and Stalin were *both* evil!

    • @YelMalanta
      @YelMalanta 2 месяца назад +1

      @@The_Big_Jay it was the middle of civil war, tf was he supposed to do? let everything burn?

  • @TUKByV1
    @TUKByV1 5 месяцев назад +41

    6:18 Shades of Alec Baldwin!

    • @desktopfan8870
      @desktopfan8870 5 месяцев назад +8

      bro gave himself the Baldwin special

    • @8phase-d7w
      @8phase-d7w 5 месяцев назад

      Surely you are not talking about Alec"when I see a thot,my gun goes hot"Baldwin.

  • @SeriousWays
    @SeriousWays 5 месяцев назад

    I really love how he breaks down and starts laughing a few times through the story. :D

  • @jasoncolvin5725
    @jasoncolvin5725 5 месяцев назад

    *_My Dude good to hear from ya_*

  • @AltHames
    @AltHames 5 месяцев назад +19

    4:42 when I heard “sons of liberty” and that it was a secret confederacy I immediately thought of metal gear solid

    • @Servo_M
      @Servo_M 2 месяца назад

      Rules of Nature!

    • @jimbabwe3
      @jimbabwe3 Месяц назад

      the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

  • @Owlzz_
    @Owlzz_ 2 месяца назад +7

    6:50 peak comedy

  • @sinisterthoughts2896
    @sinisterthoughts2896 5 месяцев назад +7

    So Lincoln basically proved him right. Oh, politics.

  • @nicofolkersma2535
    @nicofolkersma2535 5 месяцев назад +1

    Great story, I only knew the part that a lawyer shot himself during a trial to prove his clients innocence, but never the whole background.
    Plus people do tend to forget Lincoln's vampire hunting days.

  • @millo7295
    @millo7295 23 дня назад

    If a lawyer says "imma commit if you send my client to jail"
    They should be fired immediately in the courtroom