Schulzy mentioning himself shitting the bed as one of the jokes is one of the main reasons why he is a legend in comedy. Everything is equal and can be buried including himself.
As a man who lived the experience of domestic violence.... Staying with an abusive woman, isn't a result of "fire pussy". In all actuality, sex was most likely non-existent in the relationship. Yes, what they're saying is fucking hilarious, and satire. But for the young dudes listening, the moment a woman is abusive, leave. Immediately. It only gets worse.
nah thé sex was fire in my case, that’s the only reason i stayed, but after a while even the super soaker ain’t worth it. Save yourselves fellas, thé mental distress will put you in a dark place.
*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*
*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*
On a serious note, if she has BPD, I can totally see how she gets this guy's hooked. I have met a couple people with diagnosed BPD in my life. The drama doesn't start right away, but the connection, how magnetic they can be is very unique. I don't know anything about anything, but I think it has something to do with the fact that they have a very unstable sense of self, so they are able to become your dream friend/partner etc. I wish I could show you guys the experience because you just feel so connected to them before you're alive something is wrong. Now combine this with someone being mildly smart/cunning and, I'm her case, very beautiful. And if I had to bet, yeah, the sex is probably good.
yes, people with BPD don’t know who they are so they are extremely good at becoming exactly what you like. in fact, they naturally become who they hang out with. in the beginning they are exactly perfect and they see you as perfect.
@@emmyemmy8669 yeah I dated a girl with borderline personality disorder. Her passion and sensuality was intense. She started off practically worshiping me. She was extremely magnetic. But once she got me hooked, her worship of me turned to disdain. She literally thought she was a living incarnation of the goddess, particularly Kali Ma. She could do no wrong because all of her actions were divine. She was hot as hell, which was partly because of her magnetic passionate energy, but also CRAZY AS FUUUUCCCKKK.
Some people are confusing Borderline Personality Disorder with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, though she shows signs of both with how sociopathic she can get. It sucks to be stuck in a relationship with either one, but this is another level of WTF
Idk what’s funnier, the costumes themselves or the fact that they’re just chilling in them like they’re not wearing them. They had to get a good long laugh in before they started to be able to get through it 😂😂😂 these guys are too much!
Bringing these segments into the podcast in combination with the outfits is a great move, it's hilarious flexing the written jokes. Love the ad-lib too but the written jokes hit harder.
*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*
@@MynjaBidniz first real topic starts 21 mins into the show- like some of those jokes wasn’t hitting in the beginning and the listener has to sit through 20 mins of Andrew just shooting from the hip- idk the pod was different back in the day lol
What ruined Netflix is their formula. People binge watch their shows in one day, and are like "what now" Euphoria was trending for MONTHS because HBO kept it to an episode a week. The binge watching thing seemed good at first, but Netflix burned itself out.
no it ain't that, it's the lack of quality content. 60% of their tv series are woke progressive trash for teenage girls and 20% is microwave quality tv series. Might be bingeworthy but they are far from anything great. In addition netflix is always late to the party and their catalogue is stale not because of the lack of content but because of the lack of good content that people will spare hours to watch.
*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*
With all the parallels they make to how they can save Netflix by providing so much weekly content that people will actually tune in on a weekly basis, we might be watching them through there soon dude
You guys put me in such a good mood. Got my heart broken and y’all made me forget about it completely! Can’t wait For you guys to come back to Chicago!
Congrats, Akaash on your sold out shows in theaters. You're doing it brother! Keep up the good work; I suspect your trajectory will continue on this course and that makes me happy, both as a fan and stand-up open mic newbie.
Loved Akaash in Toronto this weekend! Show was great! I was at the first show on Friday and watching him tell jokes while struggling to open a water bottle for 20 mins was it own type of funny as well 😅😂🔥
*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*
As soon as I saw Akash I LMAO..”why is he edward scissorhands?” Then it clicked when I saw Alex. This episode is Johnny Depo themed…brilliant work guys!
Fell asleep last night with youtube still playing. Woke up at 8am to hear this. Literally laughing to tears before I even got out of bed. Funniest dudes on the planet. Thumb up and shared.
You guys had me laughing my ass off during my baking shift last night. Mad I gotta go to sleep because I am only 5 minutes in and dont want to stop listening!
Andrew's face when Akaash says he drove back with the dog from Toronto... hahahahah. Also someone give Akaash an energy drink or some alpha brain, gotta keep the energy!
Bruh wtf?! 🤣 Man I'm eating, when Andrew comes in dropping bombs... Then Akaash comes in, I almost started choking!!! ☠🤣 I absolutely LOVE this podcast!
I don’t get how they think that stuff is helping their case, he was saying ‘objection heresy’ anytime JD started talking. Like, we can see you, you might be messing with his head but everyone else can see what you’re doing.
We dropping more episodes this week than ever... hope y'all enjoy
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LFGGGGGG
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Let’s go fam!!!
love you guys
Bruh that transition to Akaash’s costume sent me and then seeing AL killed me DEAD 💀
the old 1, 2, 3 punch
Same 🤣🤣🤣
Still processing 🥴😂
well done. lol
naa this is a spoiler🤣
Never have I laughed louder at this show than when the camera cuts to Akaash as Edward scissor hands 😂😂😂😂😂😂
#BIGFACTS 🤣
HAHAHA bro fr 😂😂😂😂
YO SAME!
the way everything is flopping is so perfect loooooooool
Spoiler
I wasn't ready man lol
"She's drained more life out of people than some abortion doctors"
This is easily one of his strongest opening monologues.
Andrew is making a better case for Amber Heard than her defense attorney.
Lol facts, her defense is so dumn
Nocap
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🍷
I don't think they are allowed to really do anything till it's their turn to rip in.
Very true lol
Schulzy mentioning himself shitting the bed as one of the jokes is one of the main reasons why he is a legend in comedy. Everything is equal and can be buried including himself.
Comedy is only good if anything goes and you _have_ to include yourself. And yea, Andrew is brilliant.
As a man who lived the experience of domestic violence.... Staying with an abusive woman, isn't a result of "fire pussy". In all actuality, sex was most likely non-existent in the relationship.
Yes, what they're saying is fucking hilarious, and satire. But for the young dudes listening, the moment a woman is abusive, leave. Immediately. It only gets worse.
Preach brother
nah thé sex was fire in my case, that’s the only reason i stayed, but after a while even the super soaker ain’t worth it. Save yourselves fellas, thé mental distress will put you in a dark place.
Its hard at first but after a few months to years you wont regret it
The abuse only gets worse every time is because you don't leave her, she wants you to leave her
not for johnny dep. also, it's a joke!! doesn't happen to regular minimum wage person
captain jack avoided serving 100 years aboard the flying dutchman, only to suffer a worse fate... 3 years with amber heard
Almost everything on the internet is copied.
@@tomat8 Almost everything on the internet is copied.
@@maplebear6527 @qywbsjej hgr Almost everything on the internet is copied.
Geez was it really only 3 years?!! Wow this woman is classic Daddy issues personified.
He just a dumb mfer for dealing with that. He was like 50 too
“I think she swallowed so many swimmers that this girl might actually be able to breathe underwater.” Epic
Read this as he said it. Always makes it hit harder so thanks 😂
*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*
based response
The big dilemma of our time.. The crazy ones are the most satisfying in bed
Aye yo 🤣
This is becoming my morning news channel
Someone who is being abused and beaten badly sure is brave to take a dump in their abuser's bed.
No sh*t, eh!
🤣
*Allegedly
@@ssruthss Nothing alleged. There's photo evidence
@@ssruthss You didnt hear about the evidence yet?
Akaash as Edward scissor hands had me dying laughing
The reveal was epic😭😭😭
I laughed too hard 🤣
His hands tho. And why are scissors on the table, ........last minute alterations 😂
*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*
Dawg, these costumes are fucking fire. Every single transition I laughed even harder! Comedy gold! Also, side note: I’d risk it all for Ms. Heard
Same brotha. I ain't got shit to lose
The red ribbon on his hat goes orange during the close ups. Can't unsee it.
Bro I'd risk it everyday of the week and twice on Sundays.
@@boogalo781 At least you got shit to gain, on your side of the bed
No Willy Wonka... 😡
On a serious note, if she has BPD, I can totally see how she gets this guy's hooked.
I have met a couple people with diagnosed BPD in my life. The drama doesn't start right away, but the connection, how magnetic they can be is very unique. I don't know anything about anything, but I think it has something to do with the fact that they have a very unstable sense of self, so they are able to become your dream friend/partner etc. I wish I could show you guys the experience because you just feel so connected to them before you're alive something is wrong.
Now combine this with someone being mildly smart/cunning and, I'm her case, very beautiful. And if I had to bet, yeah, the sex is probably good.
yes, people with BPD don’t know who they are so they are extremely good at becoming exactly what you like. in fact, they naturally become who they hang out with. in the beginning they are exactly perfect and they see you as perfect.
Yep. I hook em in. It's addictive for both parties
@@emmyemmy8669 yeah I dated a girl with borderline personality disorder. Her passion and sensuality was intense. She started off practically worshiping me. She was extremely magnetic. But once she got me hooked, her worship of me turned to disdain. She literally thought she was a living incarnation of the goddess, particularly Kali Ma. She could do no wrong because all of her actions were divine. She was hot as hell, which was partly because of her magnetic passionate energy, but also CRAZY AS FUUUUCCCKKK.
Some people are confusing Borderline Personality Disorder with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, though she shows signs of both with how sociopathic she can get. It sucks to be stuck in a relationship with either one, but this is another level of WTF
Bpd and narcissists usually fall hard for each other but it ends very nasty
HOW YOU GIFT A KNIFE THAT SAYS “TILL DEATH DO US PART “ TO A MAN YOU THINK IS AN ABUSER???
Idk what’s funnier, the costumes themselves or the fact that they’re just chilling in them like they’re not wearing them. They had to get a good long laugh in before they started to be able to get through it 😂😂😂 these guys are too much!
I literally died laughing the moment i saw Akaash 😂😂😂😂
RIP
Bringing these segments into the podcast in combination with the outfits is a great move, it's hilarious flexing the written jokes. Love the ad-lib too but the written jokes hit harder.
Same bro I am here for it to be every episode
I disagree the writtens slap but the way they flow off the top is incredible
*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*
@@MynjaBidniz I love the banter, the jokes but 25mins of it straight can be annoying.. but I love Andrew.
@@MynjaBidniz first real topic starts 21 mins into the show- like some of those jokes wasn’t hitting in the beginning and the listener has to sit through 20 mins of Andrew just shooting from the hip- idk the pod was different back in the day lol
This didn’t age well 😂😂😂 they thought she was gonna be seductive 😭😭😭 meanwhile she’s fake crying and making dumb faces 🤣
What ruined Netflix is their formula. People binge watch their shows in one day, and are like "what now" Euphoria was trending for MONTHS because HBO kept it to an episode a week. The binge watching thing seemed good at first, but Netflix burned itself out.
twitter trends dont actually mean as much as you think they do. its a miracle the msm refer to it so much
I love Ozark
no it ain't that, it's the lack of quality content. 60% of their tv series are woke progressive trash for teenage girls and 20% is microwave quality tv series. Might be bingeworthy but they are far from anything great. In addition netflix is always late to the party and their catalogue is stale not because of the lack of content but because of the lack of good content that people will spare hours to watch.
@@DePerfectionist96 Do you like Ozark?
This podcast really is a highlight of my week. Idk how y’all do it, but I’m happy you do.😂
*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*
With all the parallels they make to how they can save Netflix by providing so much weekly content that people will actually tune in on a weekly basis, we might be watching them through there soon dude
Its my new favorite podcast. Have you listened to Matt and Shane’s secret podcast?
my condolences
yikes... your weeks are pretty boring lol
Akaash Scissor Hands really has me dying. I had to pause just to laugh. 😂😂😂
You guys put me in such a good mood. Got my heart broken and y’all made me forget about it completely! Can’t wait For you guys to come back to Chicago!
Happens to the best of us. Good luck going forward.
How you gonna say you forgot about it completely and bring it up😂
@@jayking2919 my dawg tryna heal let him live 😂😂😂
@@idlebelizeans just saying she must have that Amber Heard Throat💀
@@jayking2919 she got that pirate throat huh 💀💀💀
I come back to this episode every once in awhile. Fire episode
I hate that people say men deserve to get beat up for something they did where it would not be the same call if a woman did it. Double standards
Sarcasm
@@jonpai This is not sarcasm. This is a life and death situation just for being a man.
I'm saying in the context of this podcast
I hate that men feel they need to be treated the same as women.
You make me cringe.
Not being able to see Al’s face all show and only the orange ass wig really had me dead every time he was on screen
Damn. Akaash dressed in Edward scissorshands caught me off guard 😂😂😂
When I saw the Edward Scissors Hands costume, I laughed so hard I scared the crap out of my pets 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Still out of a lost on how y’all make a funnier episode each and every week insane!!
Congrats, Akaash on your sold out shows in theaters. You're doing it brother! Keep up the good work; I suspect your trajectory will continue on this course and that makes me happy, both as a fan and stand-up open mic newbie.
Loved Akaash in Toronto this weekend! Show was great! I was at the first show on Friday and watching him tell jokes while struggling to open a water bottle for 20 mins was it own type of funny as well 😅😂🔥
*Hey Andrew, CHANGE YOUR CHAIR!🪑🙄 👆🏼this one's plastic-covered.. HEAT🔥 STRETCHY💢 very damaging to your butt especially sitting on this thing for long hours continuously like I'm concerned about your health man😕..............*
As I’m lying in this hospital bed I’m genuinely grateful for another day to watch Flagrant. It’s the little things, man.
🙏🙌💯
I wish you a fast, healthy recovery.
get well soon b
Feel better brother ❤️
@@OfficialFlagrant It was Amber man she got to him and took him out too...... Worth it but
Watched like 53 seconds of it and I've laughed harder than I thought I would. Long live the flagrancy.
LOL yeah, I'm 1:43 in and I can tell my face is gonna hurt
Thats why I watch, Anything they talk about is hilarious
lol your surname
I thought I was the only one lmao 🤣
"Dont judge me until you have gotten head in my shoes"
-Johnny Depp
Im loving the flurry of jokes at the start. Such a good transition into the show. Keep it up!
The way the costume were revealed one by one is a master class in podcasting 💯
OK that cut to Akaash as Edward Scissorhands is the funniest shit I've seen on this channel lmfao
Yooooo I busted out CRYING when Akaash came on 😂😭😭
“Im not gonna throw it away, she gonna destroy it” legendary
Thank you for the intros!!!!🙏
Once again… thank you!!!!
I love how they don't even discuss everyone else's costumes and just blind side you
Schultz is a showman through and through. Loving the roast intros. More please.
Every time they switched to everyone's else's costume reveal I fucking died
“BRUH, she’s doing double-dutch with her saliva ropes!”
🔥🔥🔥 what a fire line
guys. standing ovation for this intro 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 costumes have me dying, especially every time akash waves his hands in the air😂
Going from just listening to the pod in the car to watching it on RUclips was one of the best decisions I ever made😂😂
I agree, this podcast is meant to be watched
😂
I was chuckling for the first minute and immediately fell to the floor when I seen Scissors hands 😂😂😂
When the camera panned out to show aakash as Edward scissorhands I laughed so hard.
That thumbnail I thought this was an epic rap battle of history for a second 🤣
When Amber comes around the dogs lipstick is out!! LMFAO!
AYEEEEOOOO Captain Jack Schulz with the roasts and that Akaash Scissor Hands reveal😂These costumes are 🔥🔥
It takes two to Rango? 😂 That’s honestly brilliant.
The pirate pants r the same length as Andrews regulars lmao 😂
The “Throat Assassin” I’m doneeeee ☠️
As soon as I saw Akash I LMAO..”why is he edward scissorhands?” Then it clicked when I saw Alex. This episode is Johnny Depo themed…brilliant work guys!
Akaash' s entrance is just hilarious 😂
I'm a female listener of this pod, and I sometimes feel like I'm letting my gender down by tuning in.
I laughed but I feel a little shame.
It’s not gender v gender or atleast it shouldn’t be
it takes a good christian woman to be able to tune in to this pod
Comedy is comedy. No shame needed
Then don’t listen
Dear men who are commenting, would it have been clearer I was joking if I put a little winkey smiley behind my comment?
I was not prepared for Akash's reveal 😂
I'm high as fuck listening to this, I look at my phone and see Akaash's outfit today. I am missed at least 5 minutes laughing my ass off
The cut to Akash dressed as edward scissorhands made me piss myself laughing
I, for one, am grateful for the no-holds-barred monologues. It reminds me of a kinder, gentler time, ironically.
Well said. I agree 👍🏼
Akaash's Edward Scissorhand costume reveal is something I never knew I needed. thank you
Always here with the current topics! 🔥 Y'all are KILLING IT!
The flagrant 2 just pulled another one, Love the fact they are all being dressed as iconic Johnny Depp Characters!!!.. 😆😆😆
“ what ? you’re waving your scissors “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fell asleep last night with youtube still playing. Woke up at 8am to hear this. Literally laughing to tears before I even got out of bed. Funniest dudes on the planet. Thumb up and shared.
Lmaooo
13:31 I had tears coming out from holding back my laughter during work 🤣🤣🤣
You guys had me laughing my ass off during my baking shift last night. Mad I gotta go to sleep because I am only 5 minutes in and dont want to stop listening!
I fuck with the 1 hour episodes if they come out frequently
“I LIKE SNACK PACK”
Me too. 😂
Yo Im fucking dead at the opening segment… also, Andrews orange ribbon turning red on certain cameras got me extra dead
Bro, the camera cut to Akash was hilarious, then when they cut to the wide and Alex as the redhead freak had me rolling 🤣🤣
Akaash flapping the scissor fingers 😂💀
😂🤣😂💯
Akaash costume still got me howling LUL
Be real with us Andrew… WERE YOU ON SOMETHING HERE? 😂😂 cos goddamn that energy is through the roof
Omfg I love you guys. I’d honestly be dead if you guys didn’t bring the laughs every week. Keep this shit going fr fr
"We don't need an Air Marshall, we need an Air Michael to fuck people up" Holy shit Akaash Scissor Hands
Well air marshall is licensed and trained to handle these people mike tyson isn't.
Shit was so funny
Love the return of the monologues! Thank you, team!
Andrew's face when Akaash says he drove back with the dog from Toronto... hahahahah. Also someone give Akaash an energy drink or some alpha brain, gotta keep the energy!
Best podcast out there you guys are absolutely killing it! Keep up the good work incredibly impressive and uplifting to watch
Best part of every Tuesday. Love you guys.
The costumes lmao 🤣 Aakash has the best one, I looked up and hollered 😂
That Amber Heard amber alert angle was brilliant. Get that amber alert your family is done :P
🤣🤣🤣🤣... I was listening to this as I was playing red dead redemption 2, I did not expect akaash to be looking like that
God daaaammm… Did Andrew have extra coffee before the podcast lol
Akaash fucking floored me. Got on just in time. Love & appreciate all of you ❤️
Bro Andrew always comes up with crazy roast jokes, I fucking die when I hear them 😂😂😂
Andrew going absolutely crazy in the beginning is the fucking best and a brilliant way to start the show! Best podcast in the fucking world!
Dude akaash costume and the edit panned to him sent me out my seat loll
I love how Johnny said to repeat the throat line in court 🤣🤣🤣.
Speaking as a 24 year old paraplegic I love the jokes!! Get a paralyzed guy on the podcast! Spread the awareness through jokes 😂
there's a clip of Schultz where he goes back and forth with a guy in a wheelchair. it's gold
Ricky berwick on this podcast would be awesome
Geezez Christ, the intro to the other guys had me rolling 🤣
Yooo the transition to their costumes 😂😂
Bruh wtf?! 🤣 Man I'm eating, when Andrew comes in dropping bombs... Then Akaash comes in, I almost started choking!!! ☠🤣 I absolutely LOVE this podcast!
That colour correction on Andrew’s close ups are crazy. Orange to red lmao
The costume is just an excuse so that Schulz could wear shorter pants💯😂
The roast every Dad who's dealing with the non famous version of her NEEDS to hear. THANK YOU
The floppyness of the scissors killed me. Best podcast ever.
THIS DIDNT AGE WELL LMAO HER ON THE STAND WAS HORRENDOUS 🤣🤣😭😭
Her lawyer objected to his own question😂
I don’t get how they think that stuff is helping their case, he was saying ‘objection heresy’ anytime JD started talking. Like, we can see you, you might be messing with his head but everyone else can see what you’re doing.