Camp Mike 2010 - If I Were Not A Boy Scout
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- Опубликовано: 12 авг 2010
- This hilarious skit was performed by Troop 532 of Helena, AL. At the very end, you can hear Daniel Wright telling me to put this on RUclips. Your wish is my command, Daniel.
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I heard the scoutmaster one go, "If I were not a boy scout, I'd tell ya what I'd be. If I were not a boy scout a scoutmaster I would be. There's the trail, it's not far. You guys walk, I'll take the car."
This is actually a very well traveled skit. The staff at the camp we went to every summer did a variation. Brings back memories to see this troop do their own twist on it!
Same! The guy that teaches archery would be a whipperwill.
that first kid giving his heart out
This is probably the best 'If I were not a boy scout' i've ever seen.
My favorite one of this skit was
Firefighter I would be
JUMP LADY
JUMP LADY
OOOO SPLAT
This is one of the best versions of this song I've ever seen. I've seen plenty- all across the country. Kudos guys!
I remember when my patrol did this but weren’t Boy Scouts we are both boys and girl it was so fun
I remembered when I troop did this back in 2009 we had one boy saying that he would be a Girl Scout.
Oh yeah I saw a troop do it that way in a summer camp! “Ding dong hello! BUY MY COOKIES!!!”
I saw one say a rapper I would be goodness gracious I got the bling blang!
Also there was a drill sergeant less rights more rules ooh look at my muscles!
Man summer camps were the best!
Cheerleader: go !fight! Hope I look all right
We memorized this and performed it at girl's camp. soooo much fun ;)
One of the best versions I've seen of this skit. Well done! Very clever.
This brought me back... I LOVE IT! 🤣🤣🤣
I heard this song at Boy Scout Camp back in 1995. It's good to hear it again, though all the alternate jobs I remember were not sung here.
Some time I like watching videos like this, reminds me of thr skits I'd do at summer camp
They left out the plumber (Flush it plunge it look out below)
lol
I love the way they performed. I have an impression that they put all their heart there. :)
Awesome job boys!! I love the coordination & effort put into it. Love the changes that I saw from when I did it in my day
I've been in Scouting in one way or another most of my life and seen many, many skit shows over the years... I've seen this performed lots of times, but NEVER as fantastically flawless, inventive and funny as this! Sending that troop lots of love from England x
Ps. Please totally ignore the rude, ignorant and worthless comments; hugely un-scouting and quite frankly embarrassing!
Simple but happy. Like it! Love you too much.
love this, we (den leader/pack master) did this for our cub scouts at out recent family camp out. great job!
Being a camp staff member of the one and only 7Ranges i give it a 10 out of 10
l give it 0 , what a load of idiots , I blame parents for letting them join this outfit
william redfern someone wasn't loved
William red fern I am currently a registered star scout and I can tell you scouting in general is a hell a ton a fun especially summer camp so if I were you I'd get that uniform on right now to shut the f**k up
Forgot UPS man. (while repeatedly smashing the box in anyway possible) FRAGILE!!! FRAGILE!!! (and now stopping and holding it out) Here's your package ma'am.
I had done this skit yesterday, well, I was at AOL camp, and the staff did it. It looked a lot like this, but some of them where different and/or swapped. We did left to right, swapped some of the positions, and the boxer was captain America. "Truth, justice, and for America! Also, we did the most recent to least recent. I know that is just like what you, but we also did a carpenter instead of the one before lunch lady, dd not do lunch lady, the cow had its own, and it would scream "MOOOOOOO". We also skipped preacher, and had girl scout as our last one, after that, they all screamed and ran away. They didn't even do the rest of the song, as soon as they said that, they all ran away and sat down, besides the guy running the campfire, whatever his name is.
Wow this is completely different (Role-Wise) from my troop's version. The politician-Preacher combo is included in ours though xD
This made my day!!!
One of the best things the staff will ever do
This is a small example of the fun Scouts have doing at camps. Great FUN would of Loved to have been there !! "and a good ole OWL was he "
Looks like a perfect example of boys scouts 1/11 were made to bend over while the rest had a good time.... this skit is fawking weird
wow you guys are awesome! XD great job!
well put together!
0:04 he was alone starting
Awesome - good job guys!
My dad sang this when he was in Boy Scouts 1960 XD he was the farmer
now im supper glad im a boyscouts
Lumberjack: find a tree, chop a tree, I hate Ecology
Bus driver: Swerve, Skid, I Think I hit a kid
Politician: Raise the taxes, lower the pay. Vote for me on election day !!!
Good job, very funny!
I went to a camp called camp kithikewana and they did this but obviously different
We did that at Camp Bunn in Illinois. Instead of just random jobs we imitated our counselors.
Mine was "If I weren't a Boy Scout there's somethin I would be, if I weren't a Boy Scout, a shooting instructor I would be, shoot this shoot that, that is not a weapon!!!!
Omg i lovev this
omg it looks so much like Camp Gorton!
haha.... that's creative... I love skits nights at camp and at the end of council events!!!
(Go Crew 224!!!)
Excellent!
I know this says Camp Mike, and maybe I'm wrong... but that certainly does look like Comer Scout Reservation. I love this skit by the way. Keep up the scout sprit.
doobob95z I'm the bellhop in this video and can confirm that it was Camp Comer
Camp Mike is one of the camps in the Comer Scout Reservation
i got kicked out form boy scout because i was smoking weed
Good that you are kicked out
Henry 1989 your still a scout even out of uniform once scout always a scout
bro i dint know boyscouts was like that in 2010🤣🤣🤣🤣
come and see our Camp. you'll get more.
@Pramuka Indonesia
Scout Salute !
When my husband was a scoutmaster he was always the ballerina. Six foot two, two hundred pound ballerina:}
well he was a scout master ,
here is a line from my summer camp, Swerve skid! I think I hit a kid
Bus driver right? 😂
Good
jeez, it's just a skit. if you don't like this, then why are you here?
I did this recently at camp masawepie
@thatrangakiid "A girl scout I would be"
Also, the Camp Durant Staff has done this skit for about three years, and it's still pretty cool.
how so?
with the scoutmaster it works better if there is a chair and after the first one he does take a nap
impressive
Evan was here
What do they say at the end: "if i were not a boy scout a ........ i would be!" what do they say?
If this is Camp Comer, they probably did the OA call-out at that campfire - so all OA brothers were to wear the sash. It's appropriate. But thanks for pointing it out. Always good to police the behavior of others.
Wow...So funny XD I need to go back and write it all down for my Girl Scout camp... (Change it to Girl Scouts)
well done
Wow that's my boy scout troop
What was your funniest experience with this skit? Mine was when we were doing skits near a lake. this dude in my troop decided he would be a riptide, and yeeted me into the water. I was in on this one tho.
nice video :D
This is Alabama right? So it should be
If I were not a boy Scout I'd tell you what I'd be, if I were not a boy Scout a little hill billy I would be
You made my day
Reverbious glad to hear it!
btw anyone from Alabama, THIS A JOKE
This has a lot of oa members Order of the arrow
You forgot the best one! "If I were not a boy scout, I'd tell ya what I'd be. If I were not a boy scout a GIRL scout I would be!" "eww, a bug, skwish it in the mud!"
if you knew anything friend is that explorers are part of BSA.
Sincerily a fire explorer
this looks alot like camp workomen in CT
I actually proformed in a scout song called little red wagon
Da frunt seet broken and the axels draggin
Next verse same as the first but a whole lot louder and a whole lot worse!
hopefully we got "Kyle Gunter'" comment removed. To Troop 532- you guys are awesome- keep up the good work. it's scouts like you that make the younger ones come back each year!
@doctorfeelucky those aren't girl scouts, those are venturers
Do they get their badge for singing this song, it's so goofy 🤪 lol
Some of these skits. If I did at camp would be censored
Whats the firat kid sayn
I would like to know the lyrics of this game to perform it in my country with my scout group, i'm from Colombia, can anybody help me with this mission?
if i were not a boy scout there something id rather be if i were not a boyscout will smith is what id be
@chrisgovinda Nice... You can pick out something a boy did wrong when they don't even have a day to practice usually.... Good for you
.-. Not cool. At least we sell cookies, which everyone loves. It's " Let's go knocking on the door, would you like some cookies sir?"
lol XD
If i werent a boy scout a girl scout i would be ding-dong hi BYE My COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!
@Isingbettrthanbieber Here's another one: Elmo I would be: NEAR (runs away) FAR (x2) Note: Make this the first one, because the more tired the guy gets from running, the funnier it gets.
2 people are girl scouts
ROFL xD
heres a few more:
if i were not a boy scout:
a girl scout i would be: ding dong want tot buy some cookies
a tree i would be: im sooo glamorous
a lumberjack i would be: chop a tree chop a tree i hate ecology
a waitress i would be: cookies cream sugar? how bout some of me
pauly d i would be: a girl here a girl there now i got to do my hair
a post i would be: ppooooosssssttttt
a fire fighter i would be: drop the baby drop the baby drop the baby splat...
and thats only a few of them!
that boxer needs ot know how to act and not make a fool of himself also he messed up in the first part he stoppedbut other than that this skit was very well set out
I don't know if you're in contact with this troop . But as a general concept they should not be wearing their OA sashes at general functions like this. Only on OA nights or at Chapel is the sash acceptable.
Not if it was OA day in camp, or if they were having a call out at that campfire.
lol so funny but way did you guys full
i am scout troop 1833
im a girlscout an tat was offenciv the last part
Not all! that was just something that happened, but shouldn't.
nice! the way i saw the skit it was:
1: fairy dust, fairy dust, fairy dust for all of us
2: (scoutmaster) do this! do that! i gotta take a nap
3: (teenage girl) kari and josh, oh my gosh
4: (football player)im big! im great! 2+2 is 8
5:(professor) thats it! no more! 2+2 is 4!
They need more characters
Just kidding I don't live in al
Be care bigfoot and aliens in the forest boys.
if only big foot would get these bloody idiot clowns and nerds,
That's not clipping, that's offsides or encroachment
IN THE UK AS A BOY (NOT A SCOUT I HASTEN TO ADD) WE USED TO LISTEN TO SCOUTS TALKING ABOUT DIRTY MASTERS AND TENTS ect, AT THE TIME WE THOUGHT WAS FUNNY, BUT LATER I THOUGHT THIS IS NOT RIGHT THEN IT ALL CAME OUT IN THE PRESS BUT WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG, NOW I KNOW WHY MY FARTHER WOULD NEVER LET ME JOIN ,,
Because I know gay scouts even though you all ban them when you find out. Sad.
wtf?