Splatoon 3 Grand-Fest 100x battle but it's all kazoo

LET'S GOO TEAM PRESENT!!!! ❤️💙💚 (Hope this ain't gonna backfire if we lose the grand-fest 🤞🤞)
Edit: CONGRATS TO TEAM PAST!!! Hope everyone had fun!!!
Original song used: • Splatoon 3 - Suffer No...
Clean version of Suffer No Fools but it's all kazoo: • Splatoon 3 - Suffer No...
Clean version of Now Or Never (Splatfest) but it's all kazoo: • Splatoon 3 - Now Or Ne...
Join the Discord server for more kazoo nonsense: discord.gg/tD6...
Special Thanks to:
IFun, for helping me capture the replay
My awesome teammates:
‪@Sneakee-Splat‬
Yui
Soliart
The song "Suffer No Fools", "Now Or Never" and the game franchise Splatoon is a property of Nintendo.... So please don't strike me down 🙏🙏

[@Ojtheghosttrainer]

Suffer no Kazoos

[@Chickenuggetking6]

FIRE AND ICE VS OFF THE HOOK NAH WE GOT KAZOO VS TRUMPET

[@agentblackbird9435]

⁠@@Chickenuggetking6 Zuzu/Bibi vs Yoko

[@TheOneTheOnlyMalwolfess-k6p]

THAT WAS WHAT I WAS THINKING LOL

[@silversjunkpile]

My ears are suffering that’s for sure

[@TerrorLabRat]

Usually: 🦑🐙
This version: 🐝🐝

[@sigma-sekai]

“what’s gonna back you up, more kazoos?” ahh situation 😭

[@silversjunkpile]

“You and what army?” Ahh situation

[@appletheinklingyt1156]

😭

[@CaptainSarlo]

"Where's Agent 4 why isn't Agent 4 at the Grand Fest?"
Meanwhile, Agent 4:

[@kansas0606]

4 gotta do something with their time, since they havent had screentime since the spla2n hero campaign 💀

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

dear GOD, the longer it goes on, the better it gets LMAO 😭😭😭

[@chxcotropics]

IM UR BIGGEST FAN ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@0mgitsdia]

Nu-uh I AM

[@ThemassiveKaitoMomotasimp]

Hi

[@OMGSOSILLEH]

ILY

[@Localissilly_]

I WAS ON STREAM IT WAS AN AWESOME ONEEE

[@wesleytucher6332]

It’s so weird it’s so funny
Also Frye’s WAIT YOUR TURN!!! Was so funny lol

[@2nd-alyxie]

Fyre was not having it

[@TheIzzlzzy]

Timestamp please:3

[@The-schemester]

​@@TheIzzlzzy 0:46

[@joshbox4354]

this is what youtube is for

[@MintDoesStuffBadly]

yes it is perry

[@Cupidzmonzter]

trying to hold a straight face in school listening to this

[@PanickingHonorStudent386]

harder than winning against x rankers

[@Cicadacakes]

I feel like this is what Splatoon music sounds like to a non-splatoon player

[@chxcotropics]

The fly memorizing the Splatoon song in my room:
OMG TYSM YALL THIS MADE MY DAY NEVER GOT THIS MANY LIKES 😭 ❤

[@waxsuyaaa]

pov you play too much splatoon that the flies are slowly evolving

[@poodychulak]

​@@waxsuyaaayou're a fly now, you're a guy now

[@MisterEdude]

​@@poodychulakI AM LAUGHING SO TREMENDOUSLY

[@eggcat4908]

LOL​@@poodychulak

[@Splatoon_Covers_By_Lia]

@@poodychulaknah, croissant

[@GreatFernicus]

I appreciate that *all* the music was kazoo’d, not just the battle music
And Frye screaming in indignation sounds INCREDIBLE in kazoo form

[@seagoal_]

Why does it unironically sound good 😭

[@cornchipgod8609]

Because your delusional

[@FinneganMontague]

Cause it does

[@tcitf4766]

was not expecting to get hit by a wave of splatoon videos today lol

[@FinneganMontague]

You remind me of my neighbors little kazoo, what’s that saying, kazoo see, kazoo do

[@2nd-alyxie]

@@FinneganMontague From all the lines to reference T^T

[@someweirdo428]

Now do the sound effects. This is not a request but a demand.
But seriously this is awesome

[@Cloudxedits]

the mosquitos in my house while taking my blood:

[@asterzi]

I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED UR CHANNEL BEFORE LMAOOOO this is peak
fryes part here is killing me 0:48

[@maxluvscats]

fryes part is so fucking funny omg 😭😭 also i love how your team all had team future banners despite being on team present lol

[@hankyhall]

i could not stop smiling/laughing throughout this video, it's so good lol

[@2nd-alyxie]

@@hankyhall Glad u enjoyed it

[@chibimoron]

Ink theory haters: Zuzu literally just plays the kazoo she’s so untalented and is only there to be the pretty one
Zuzu:

[@centraa.]

This is so good but unfortunately we (present) lost

[@2nd-alyxie]

@@centraa. We made a good effort tho

[@centraa.]

@@2nd-alyxie yes we did

[@SkippysBacon]

At least you had points on the board. WE (future) got crushed...

[@MisterEdude]

​@@2nd-alyxieYeah I was glad we got second cuz I kinda wanted the next game to be past

[@pjgamer780]

Shiver's part sound like she's struggling for her life 😭
Nice job either way LOL

[@jazzz7220]

Goddamn, the fact that you did the switch to now or never AND the judd match result sounds AND the intro part AND the victory jingle is insane. I was almost fully convinced it was just gonna be a suffer no fools kazoo cover over a match video and was 100% fine with that, but the extra mile elevates this to godhood holy shit

[@PanickingHonorStudent386]

i am in tears wait water is lethal to octolings I am dead

[@TheIzzlzzy]

Man we’re ded 💀

[@Your-favorite-splatoon-player]

PHS is everywhere😭

[@PanickingHonorStudent386]

@@Your-favorite-splatoon-player yes

[@TheIzzlzzy]

@@PanickingHonorStudent386 this is my first time seeing you

[@PanickingHonorStudent386]

@@TheIzzlzzy Nice to meet you then :)

[@ThatCrazyGameDev]

Yo Splatoon 4 music sounds fire 🔥

[@anybody3689]

... Okay, that sure was... something

[@2nd-alyxie]

@@anybody3689 something great, Ik :)

[@anybody3689]

@@2nd-alyxie truly unforgettable, that's for sure

[@dhbugalt]

Shiver: Damn, Big Man can't make it in today. Who's going to help us make our new song now?
2nd-alyxie: Hahaha kazoo go brrrr!!!!

[@2nd-alyxie]

Good thing I was in town XD

[@dhbugalt]

@@2nd-alyxie They may hire you to be a replacement. Just don't expect to get paid for it...🤣

[@2nd-alyxie]

@@dhbugalt LET'S GO FREE LABOR!!!!!

[@cocacao__9647]

Shiver and Frye if Big Man didn't help them make music:

[@mercurythekatt1]

0:48 that kazoo was agressive as hecc

[@p3arl-luk1]

I want to hear more kazoo covers now because this sounds pretty good 😭

[@2nd-alyxie]

@@p3arl-luk1 then U can check my channel, I have plenty

[@theneighborhoodidiot7768]

i am so sorry to disappoint but suffer no fools would’ve triggered off the hook’s version of now or never in this fest, but the version in this video was deep cut’s

[@holyelephantmg8838]

Pretty sure it’s random?
I’ve gotten Blushing Tide and heated Off the Hook’s, and gotten Muck Warfare and heard Squid Sisters’, and a couple others

[@Octa]

what a peak video, thank you.

[@2nd-alyxie]

@@Octa U're welcome :3

[@Luna47758]

Why does this sound like amazing I love this so much

[@drakothedragon]

I thought every single sound would be replaced with a kazoo, but this was equally as good

[@Adrianucho_]

"Rina! What the *@#/ did you upload to our Spotify?!".
"Pearlie", from the other side of Marina's house, 2024.

[@pkminpkmon]

My guts hurt from laughing

[@Sneakee-Splat]

THATS ME IN THE VIDEO WHAT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW (team prasture trolling lol)

[@MoshPlayz]

This is peak content right here

[@giganticmoon]

suffer no more

[@Spygirl812]

Welp to the music playlist

[@CreativeStarlet]

SPLATOON?! I'VE BEEN PLAYING FOR SO MANY YEARS... X RANK KAZOO CONTENT. Go team Present!

[@WaddlePlush]

HELL YEAH SPLATOON KAZOO
I literally just got a splatoon hyperfixatation I’m EATING

[@holyelephantmg8838]

You started to play the normal audio after Now or Never! so I figured it was over, so the results tally caught me super off guard

[@2nd-alyxie]

I just don't own a whistle so I had to put something there. (I tried Doing it on kazoo but it's didn't sound good)

[@C3phal0_0dd]

HELP ME THIS MADE MY DAY ACTUALLY

[@wpk12]

It sounds like a bunch of ducks singing LMFAO🤣🤣

[@SPLAT_RHODOPHYTA]

that was beautiful

[@miromaki9662]

Most sane Splatoon player

[@bloop003]

Now this is perfection

[@supadupt7278]

Welcome back Tusko G

[@supershadow7672]

I didn’t know I needed this until now.

[@sylvie39]

can’t believe i watched this the whole way through and enjoyed every second

[@kidsquid-real]

man oh man kazootoon 3 is my favorite game of all time

[@CaptsuneMiku]

WHY ARE ALL YOUR BANNERS FUTURE THAT CONFUSED ME SO MUCHHHHHHHHH

[@2nd-alyxie]

@@CaptsuneMiku 1st: It's funny af
2nd: The game kept giving us mirror matches, so that was our reverse psychology way of dealing with that (and I mean... it worked)

[@CaptsuneMiku]

​@@2nd-alyxie I've got to try that during Splat4 final splatfest

[@mercurythekatt1]

This is insanely impressive 🤣

[@Cloudxedits]

It’s so funny and such a cool tribute to the finale of splatoon 3

[@The.nowhere_king]

I giggled while whispering “this is so stupid” to myself

[@MayorDonavan]

this is beautiful

[@Ensign61080]

this gave me goosebumps several times dude

[@JAYZ-47465]

Why is this so underrated 😭💀🙏🙏🙏

[@spud4584]

Peak cinema

[@SuperYoshiPlays]

Omg this is so good- I had to watch it a good few times, its just amazing-

[@ZeldaIsReal]

Now do a team past edition /j
Also ggs, team present!!

[@marble_soduh]

THE “WAIT YOUR TURN” HAS ME DYING

[@Agent3TheDude]

this is the best video Ive ever watched in my life

[@Agent-J7]

Can’t ask for more🥲
Edit: why does this sound so good?

[@CloudGaming99_YT]

That was amazing well done

[@lemonquacklol]

Genuinely better than every C-Side song in the game, gets my like

[@BlueFishyAkaRedFish]

Now that's just not true. It's good but C-Side made Clickbait and Splattack! C-Side ver. Which sounds really good

[@lemonquacklol]

@@BlueFishyAkaRedFish C-Side’s splattack might actually be my least favorite song in the game. If clickbait was like the demo version of it we heard in the pre-launch trailer I’d have a different opinion, but it got robbed so hard

[@BlueFishyAkaRedFish]

@@lemonquacklol I will admit Splattack got robbed cuz the reveal Trailer version sounded better. And Clickbait got robbed too but it's not like they're the worst things ever

[@lemonquacklol]

@@BlueFishyAkaRedFish True. I guess they aren’t horrible know but compared to the other battle songs and especially to this video’s masterpiece idk

[@shamoned]

It’s enough to make a grown inkling cry 🥹🥲

[@tbjoshua8941]

I love this video it made me laugh so much 5 stars

[@TheShiningReferance]

YESSSS

[@TheEmeraldLunast75]

I miss Grandfest...
The only thing that makes it less painful to miss is my silly amiibo.

[@zodacan7827]

fantastic 10/10

[@amanwithnoname4657]

Not the passively playing dapples that doesn't use beakons 😭

[@2nd-alyxie]

I'm a Splat Duallies main T^T I used the Dapples for soda

[@mrduckthefifth]

I never knew I needed this

[@Huskie297]

i love this community so much.... we're all whackos lol

[@playyokaiwatch]

i cried, multiple times

[@Ag3nt-MC]

Bro do kazoo covers of these songs! This shit was amazing

[@breakfastlover9244]

i need a liquid sunshine version so fast after that

[@iKnowaNoah]

0:47 unironically so fire

[@Spygirl812]

This is my mind currently.

[@The2ndWocky]

This video cured my fever 🎉🎉🎉

[@echothefreak9396]

WHY DOESNT TJIS EVEN HAVE 1,000 VIEWS YET OH MY GOD?? This is what youtube is FOR

[@2nd-alyxie]

REAL!!! 📠📠📠📠

[@2nd-alyxie]

but it does now :)

[@echothefreak9396]

@@2nd-alyxie YAYAYAY i hope this blows up because it’s a work of ART

[@portavin13]

I know the people from future team here

[@theadhduck]

What a masterpiece. Subbing for more content like this.

[@Bluebatstar]

I love this so much

[@thesleepyblueberry]

how did u get the full replay and upload it?? ive been tryna figure it out for months 😭😭
btw awesome kazoo playing

[@2nd-alyxie]

@@thesleepyblueberry Capture card, since I don't have my own, I asked a friend that does to capture the replay

[@AstroFishFG]

Tri-Kazooka

[@Lena-splatz]

pov: you go to the duck pond

[@Syper7]

😢 it’s beautiful

[@AkwaDoll]

SUFFER NO FOOLS YESSSS

[@AkwaDoll]

THE PERCUSSION 😭

[@snowfallenlavender]

i love this sm

[@samuelgentry4125]

Theres no time like the past

[@NightW3VL]

Kazoon 3

[@sansundertale2424]

Peak art

[@Conduit-SeaWing]

was expecting OTH's now or never

[@six_buck_dlc]

this feels like something from 2016

[@YouSplatedVanisher]

More like suffer no fools and now or never birdo cover 😭

[@woomy_loves_splatoon]

0:48 2020 me having covid and sneezing:

[@Cozylittlemenace]

Goated song

[@fonsworththethird]

if deep cut was actually just 3 bees