Large Baguette no i’m too incompetent to realize an obvious joke that i also contributed to joking about said joke and the “lmfao” did not show more so that i was joking
At the beginning of reading: "I'm going to 100% regret reading this" Almost at the end: "OKAY DADDY! Am I enjoying this!? I might be!" Darcei just turned 180 degrees on us! 😂
An Arab army????? I'm sorry I hate myself for saying this it's just your name is Fatimah so I'm assuming you are an Arab Muslim? And the loves Joon, just saying
"and Darcei is greeted with little Kyungsoo in full for the very first time." "but how little are we talking though?" I'm sorry, I died there and kept dying since because the reactions were hilarious 😆
I'm trying so hard not to laugh hysterically and make my self cough, thus being suspected of Tha Rona at work. Why am I even watching this at work? Mind ya business.
@@MoonyMo personally RPF skeeves me the fuck out, but sexual fanfics can be hot, shitty, and or hilarious. Hopefully definitely the last one, sometimes hopefully first one too. Though fics like the infamous "My Immortal" went for the "So intentionally atrocious it's hilarious if you have seen too many of these shitty fics". I however have not read many shitty fics, so I sadly it doesn't read like a parody to me and I can't tolerate it. Seriously though, RPFs are creepy D:
@@Call-me-Al yeah RPF is something I dont ever mess with because they somtimes string along a whole other list of problems that just ain't good. The only fics I have ever read are about fictional characters, cause its extremely funny when authors write them so out of character and with so many cliches or grammar mistakes that it's hard to read lmao
When I saw the title I clicked faster then lightning Edit: first comment for the first time lol Edit: also who tf made this cursed story. I will forever be scarred by this smh
This one pump chump aint even eat the taco? How is that not even in the full package? She paid for the hotdog, but he didn't take the time to even TRY to finish the taco? That's a rip off. Fanfic Darcei needs her money back.
"aight imma head out" yes before something weird- oh wait nvm its already happening oml fanfriction authors are rlly something *is a fanfric writer myself*
Oml please read more 😂 I'm in the hospital and been depresso espresso and this video made me laugh so hard. I had to turn the volume down cuz the nurses were staring 😂😂😂
My bf decided to talk with his friends when I started watching it, Ithink I heard him saying to his friends that the weird noises in the room where mine. I have a weird laugh and I coudn't stop skirming and laughing at this X'DDDDD
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We are never prepared to feel the cringe
Helppppp
I'm literally dying from the cringe
And I was never ready for the abs
@ʚ StrawberryxCream ɞ I need holy water and soap to scrub what I heard from this video 💀 it's that serious.
Hyeni를
I don’t even know what to say from this video. Lol
“No I’m not a virgin, it’s just my first time at a whorehouse” 😂 everything about this sentence is wild
Hana Omer 1,000th like
j . c Nice
“Then her idols meat her” i- wait a goddamn second
I cant with your username
SamariMarley Ewing lmao thank you
@@samarimarleyewing7232 omg!!! I LITERALLY came to type EXACTLY what you wrote. Lol!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
username matches your comment lol
"Felt bigger than it looked"
That's enough internet for me.
Woah you have 1k likes but no comments
Here's one :)
Save your eyes
Um
AHHHHHHHH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
I can't tell whether if "meat her" has any sexual innuendo connotation to it or if it was a mistake, but GENIUS. Couldn't stop laughing.
It can’t be they spelled it right the first time 😭
"Then her idols meat her."
.........ummmmm........
**choke cough** I read this moments before she said it...
Brilliant
That's exactly when I started to laugh so loud that my in-laws asked me what happenedTAT
Not meet MEAT 😏
I LAUGHED SO HARD
Me the whole time: *internally screaming out of discomfort but also not switching the video to something else*
Same lol
Literally same 😂
Saaaame😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too this vid was funny af
elizabeth ramos me2
plot twist she wrote it her self
👀
Then thats some creativity we got there.
DONT TOUCH MY HAIR
hopefully not cus she used the wrong meat/meet lmfao ☠️
@@xlectraheart do you get the joke...?
Large Baguette
no i’m too incompetent to realize an obvious joke that i also contributed to joking about said joke and the “lmfao” did not show more so that i was joking
imagine: Baekhyun is scrolling through youtube, he finds this video... he sends it to the exo groupchat with a evil smile :)
That fr sounds like baeky
yass
bro oh my god that sounds kinda true ngl
This definitely sounds like something he would do 😭😂
Now, I wish she wrote something in the title that could lead Baekhyun here😂😂😅😈
"Then the idols meat her"
Wait a damn minute-
😳
:0
Girl same
Me: *sees the title and remembers darcei’s personnality*
Also me: this is about to be great ☕️
same thought i had
Same thoughts. The only reason I needed to watch this. She is hilarious 😂
Honestly though. I read and was like, oh this is gonna be good😏
At the beginning of reading:
"I'm going to 100% regret reading this"
Almost at the end:
"OKAY DADDY! Am I enjoying this!? I might be!"
Darcei just turned 180 degrees on us! 😂
Did a full 180
@anderson thinkin bout the way, I was
@anderson I'm all good already, so moved on, its scary
Eden Owens I’m not where you left me at allllll
@@forevertamarasworld so, if you don't wanna see me dancing with somebody
i got my wisdom teeth removed yesterday and i can't tell if this is a fever dream
fatimah loves joon *_it is not_*
I got mine removed too
An Arab army?????
I'm sorry I hate myself for saying this it's just your name is Fatimah so I'm assuming you are an Arab Muslim? And the loves Joon, just saying
@@kenzyhatem5430 I'm muslim but I'm not arab, I'm blasian
@@fatimahlovesjoon6190 well hello, nice to meet you❤️
Me: * is named kai*
*is uncomfortable*
omg NOOO
I'm so sorry!
Oh no 😥
Damn...
*f in the chat*
I’ve never been more entertained and uncomfortable in my entire life. What dafuq did I just watch-
This is why you don't write fanfiction about someone who'll definitely read it and make a video about it.
Well it is FOR Darcei I think they knew the consequences
This is EXACTLY why you should write a fanfiction about someone who'll read it watchu mean!?
😑 well obviously they'll know
@@eddiidelacruz7684 ask kody ko's fans, that did exactly the same lol
“Then her idols meat her.” IM SCREAMING RNEISHSHBEHBR
Kanae Gurui The TEARS
*"👁👄👁 .... so against my better judgement, im going to read this now 👁👄👁"*
i lost my whole sh1t
@@dex1118 thats only the beginning
The way I choked when she read that 😳
In this fiction, everything feels and appears bigger than they actually look.
Joseph Andrea Nietszche i’d prefer them talking about A BRAIN THIS WAY NOT A- PLEDKE
@@beomchoo What is pledke?
i think they made a typo and meant it to be "please" lmao
That would be fanfictions in general for you
When I saw "For Miss Darcei" I audibly went *_"Oh no..."_*
I'm so embarrassed for you😂 I would have died reading that
“‘He pulls his joggers’ Oh my god the joggers”
69th like Yeaa boiiii
"and Darcei is greeted with little Kyungsoo in full for the very first time."
"but how little are we talking though?"
I'm sorry, I died there and kept dying since because the reactions were hilarious 😆
I can’t imagine reading a fanfic about myself 😭😂
It’s extremely embarrassing
It would be interesting & funny to me 😂😹😹😹
Javannah Melissa same
I would cry
y/n is quaking
Nobody:
Not a damn soul:
Me: *holding back laughs and snorts while laying beside my snoring hubby*
If he actually wakes up to this, I might die 😂😂😂
my hubby and I listened to it together 🤣 I'm dying
Lmaooo sameee 😂
Same 😂😂😂
Girl me and my hubby not even sleep and I’m still holding back my laughter
Lmao omg 😂😂😂
I can’t even imagine being her. Like I can’t even read these fanfics in my brain and here she is reading it out to thousands of people 😂
I can already tell this is gonna be wild
Darcei be reading our fanfics like she's the voice reader in audible is the tea
This was horrifying....do it again😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
those 69 dislikes were from Kyungsoo when Kai got chosen instead of him
Damn he's really mad. It's 107 now
yoongles Hes getting over it, but he just wanted 1 more bot to get over it officially.
Hahhahahhah
Darcei : he pulls his joggers. Also Darcei: god i love joggers 🤣🤣😭i cant breath 🔥✨
Can we just appreciate her edges like honey they laid laidddd
I'm dying from secondhand embarrassment
Me too
Same
same
Same here🤭🤦🏾♀️😐😑😶
Lmao I'm scared to watch this 😂😂
I relate
THUMIN EYE-
OMG HI THUMIN ALSO YES
"He pulls down his joggers"
"Oh my god the joggers."
*Has the same energy as*
"And they were roommates"
"Oh my god they were roommates"
r o o m m a t e s
What is this the reference to?
@@muskanverma9301 vine
I loveee this vine
The man looked Hilirious 😂
Omg hahah 😂 that send me !!!
They did D.O so dirty I can’t breath 😂💀
"Kpop idol by day whore by night" THE WAY I WHEEZED 😂😂
Dance and sing by daylight
Pleasure ladies by moonlight
@@rq1497 NOOOOOOOOO
@@rq1497 NOOOO STOP 😂😂😭😭
This sounds like something I would have read when I was 12 lol.....
same. i'm far down the rabbit hole now
o.o
*It sounds like something I would write two weeks ago*
Same but i don't really read story that have smut warnings but if the warnings aren't there-
Im 12 turning 13 in 11 days
I’d never write something as graphic as this. I’ll maybe mention it, but never in detail, for my sake and the readers’ sake 😂
Miss Darcei meets her idols and then her idols MEAT her. I wheezed. hard.
harder than kai's di-
They sure did “meat” you alright.
😂😂😂
"And he pulls down the joggers- *sharp inhales*- oh god I like joggers"
Yeah darci we know you love "joggers" 😏😏😏 especially *his joggers*
OMFG imagine they see this darci what would you do if they see it😂😂😂
Then her idols *meat* her 😂😂
Oh god😂😂
That killed me😂😂😂
I'M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING RIGHT NOW 😂
Thats word play only true artists know how to use👏👏👏
Lol i mean what does this even mean??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"THIS IS SERIOUS LITERATURE" OMGGGGGGGGGGG
That person put more effort writing this fic than me doing college's homework
“A sneaky little hand” LMFAOOO WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY
"SM Entertainment" now makes lots of sense...
NOOO 💀💀
NOO💀💀
i shouldnt have gotten that.... as quick... as uh..... as i did-
wait why did i not get it?
@@k0tzumii same :(
I'm trying so hard not to laugh hysterically and make my self cough, thus being suspected of Tha Rona at work. Why am I even watching this at work? Mind ya business.
😂😂😂😂
Me too. Lol 😂😂😂😂😆
"aha, i got one man hotter."
I freaking lost it. 😂
Honestly, I had never laughed this much while listening a sex scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me, an asexual: aight bro I'm gonna head out
Remembers her personality and commentary is hilarious and entertaining
Me: K maybe just this once
Bro I feel that but I always find them funny to read cause they leave me wondering if people actually read this stuff cause its hot or something lmao
@@MoonyMo personally RPF skeeves me the fuck out, but sexual fanfics can be hot, shitty, and or hilarious. Hopefully definitely the last one, sometimes hopefully first one too. Though fics like the infamous "My Immortal" went for the "So intentionally atrocious it's hilarious if you have seen too many of these shitty fics". I however have not read many shitty fics, so I sadly it doesn't read like a parody to me and I can't tolerate it.
Seriously though, RPFs are creepy D:
I'm Asexual too, this makes me very uncomfortable but Darcei is super funny x'D
@@Call-me-Al yeah RPF is something I dont ever mess with because they somtimes string along a whole other list of problems that just ain't good.
The only fics I have ever read are about fictional characters, cause its extremely funny when authors write them so out of character and with so many cliches or grammar mistakes that it's hard to read lmao
I HAVE NEVER RELATED TO A COMMENT MORE 💀 asexual gang 👀
3:33
"kyungsoo smiles from cheek to cheek"
**tries to process which cheeks their talkin about**
@T Exactly what the-💀💀💀
As a lesbian who’s never read straight smut, oh my goodness, I am scarred for life. I feel like a small child again. How nostalgic.
When I saw the title I clicked faster then lightning
Edit: first comment for the first time lol
Edit: also who tf made this cursed story. I will forever be scarred by this smh
Lmao same
Who tf is that pervert
"You're super wet" *water dropping noise* I can't breatheeee😭😭😭
Daniella Okon I read this on the exact spot it happened 🤣🤣🤣
This was triggering my wattpad memories.
Jaylin Gardiner drarry fan fictions 😂😂
gabriellla contreras oh yes and drapple
No cap where everywhere I want all I saw was harry potter and one direction fabrics 🤣
“He has a Long Island ice tea and two shots of vodka”
My brain: TwO sHoTs Of VoDkA glhlhkjdnnejdjejdjek
Pastel Platypus I audibly wheezed thank you
"we have no choice , but to stan ... the diqué" 😭😭
The boy: "I won't drink because i wanna remember this night"
"Oh, wow!", Says Darcei already gulping down her second margarita! 🤣🤣🤣
GIVE ME ONE MARGARITA IMA OPEN MY LE-
oh lawd come pick me up im out-
You're first!
@@rhea9743 yall know imma run if i see darcei :)
Did u write this? Lololol
@@lulumai744 yeah lmao
@@jayan8364 ah- 👏👏👏
"Show me"
Darcei: *OKAY DADDY*
Me: Gonna have some new nightmares this night👍
A SNEAKY LITTLE HAND omggghg I can't 🤣😂😂 Brooksie123, you did TOO DAMN MUCH😂
And just when I thought I got away from fanfiction...it found me instead.
just the thought of having a dirty fanfiction written about me gives me chills 😨
I would be shitting myself
I would be awfully uncomfortable thinking about the fact that people even have these thoughts 😭
*Bruhh,, I was literally just reading dirty fanfic just now until I got your notif🤧🤧*
server midget same xD
Me too ngl
Why 😳
@@jazzlynn4135 why not
@@theminecraftskillz832 exactly
7:20 That low-pitched “Darcei” just killed me.
Imagine another person passing by her room hearing her read this....😂
Darcei: "Kai, oh my god"😏🤭.
🤣🤣🤣Brilliant, this tickled me, so funny.
This one pump chump aint even eat the taco? How is that not even in the full package? She paid for the hotdog, but he didn't take the time to even TRY to finish the taco? That's a rip off. Fanfic Darcei needs her money back.
Lady Pine Tree seriously though
😂😂😂
Yo whyyy 🥴🥴🥴
Oh my God 😆 you 😍 it all up to the
On another, more innocent, note: Darcei has the prettiest laugh and smile I’ve ever seen 😭
yess
"aight imma head out"
yes before something weird-
oh wait nvm its already happening oml fanfriction authors are rlly something
*is a fanfric writer myself*
"And next to him in a thong is Kai" 😂😂😂😂😂
“KaI OmG” I love the way she says certain things it’s so funny
I'm literally silently laughing crying in here bruh like- "lil kyungsoo" bHAHAHAH
Oml please read more 😂 I'm in the hospital and been depresso espresso and this video made me laugh so hard. I had to turn the volume down cuz the nurses were staring 😂😂😂
Feel better soon!!! ❤️☺️
@@MissDarcei thanks! ☺️
I like how you were supposed to be serious but you’re laughing the whole time... same girl same 😂😂😂
Lol I’m cringing because she’s reading all of this out loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I LOVE IT
Okay but what if he saw this video and Hits her up .
daaaaaaaaaaaamn
What if this fanfic becomes reality?
There is a gumball ep where that happens
I didn’t expect this video happening at all-
Not even 5 mins into the video and I'm already getting Wattpad's cringey fanfiction flashbacks.
Me looking at thumbnail: Wtf
Also me: *clicks*
Fr
“Darcie thinks *long* and *hard* .”
6:47 Stop it I can't imagine..Nightmare ..now everytime I will see you talk about him I'm gonna get this memory.
I'm more disturbed that someone thought this whole scenario in their mind😶
I am to don't worry LOL the dirty stuff people come up with. TvT
@@nicolebelit1 ppl are just born to be dirty now i swear
"Then her idols meat her." Omg i cracked
The way I’m both cringing and enjoying this
The way she say Darcy in the intro is so cute...I am in love with her voice at that point😍
And Darci *wheeze* and Dar- *WHEEZE* and- *WHEEEEEEEZE*
The second hand embarrassment is real, guys. 💀
😂 This is so funny... I’ve read anime and k pop fanfics out of curiosity sometimes....sometimes they go severely left 😩
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RUclips downed the 2 margaritas.
I sure am
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The edits 😍😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽❤️darci the vip 😍😍😍😍
who else loves saying " darcei" on her intro theme...oh only me.?.okay
Yess omg I thought I was the only one 😂
Also me! 😂😂
Little kyungsoo had me choking...😂
Take that as you will.
“Kai is a sex demon” LMAO I CRIEDD 🤣🤣
The whole video had me crying laughing Darcei low-key enjoyed this 😂😂😂
"then her idols meat her" oh my god, i'm in tears 😂😂😂
Edit: i was in tears till the end
My bf decided to talk with his friends when I started watching it, Ithink I heard him saying to his friends that the weird noises in the room where mine. I have a weird laugh and I coudn't stop skirming and laughing at this X'DDDDD
I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂in the middle a chip ad came up and I thought it was part of the video 🤣🤣🤣
I literally died 438 times during this video, omg THIS WAS A HELL OF A JOURNEY
Darci: Oh guys it’s my birthday
Me: happy bday!!!
Darci: it’s my birthday my birthday in the story
Me: ohhh 😳😗 nvm
Meaaaatttttt her - I choked 😂
Lmao puns
I was working on some edits but as soon as I got the notification, I was like “meh, the edits can wait..”