Two Handed Great Sword -- h3h3 reaction video
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Guys please do not put rotten meat in your loved one's boots, thank you and god bless.
Ethan and Hila what about shoes? thanks god bless
I already did!!
I do what I want Ethan
Ethan and Hila There's a steak in mah boot!
Somebody's poisoned the chub n tuck hole!
***** :^)
"There's a steak in my boot"
"Ah you got a steak in me"
+Yaranaika *chop*
there's a hair in my cake
|Pengua| there's a there's a snatch in my cache!...?
+|Pengua| ruclips.net/video/mAPBm_0ftAY/видео.html
Imagine sitting in your living room. You hear persistent coughing from outside. You look out your window to see what the commotion’s about. You see Ethan, holding a toy sword, repeatedly retching as he does forward rolls on the lawn.
It’s even better than you realise, that’s a ruler.
Janet Snakehole I wouldnt be mad, id go outside to cheer him on
I laughed so fucking hard at this XD
Janet Snakehole there mailbox has almost fallen over hahaha
Quit describing my fantasies
I love how Hila says "steak in da boooooot".
TYRANNICAL why? Did you put it here?
Yeah her accent is so cool
The sword is actually awesome thu
It’s steak in the boot, that’s where I keep my steaks!!
They both said "in the boo".
greatsword steak in the boot prank gone sexual
JR .ua sword fight gone wrong ENDS UP IN BLOWJOBS!!11!!!
JR .ua Meme themed steak in the boot islamic pranks gone wild gone sexual 2015
JR .ua gone WRONGLY SEXUAL
***** steweybeby01 approval this coment?
....in the hood
THERES A STEAK IN MY BOOT
Lel
Will Kettle I checked the comment section just for this comment. Brilliant.
Will Kettle STEAK IN A BOOT GONE SEXUAL 2015
Will Kettle I was thinking this the whole damn time
Will Kettle i called dibs and shoddy on this one man get out
I forgot how impeccable the vibes used to be
me: i'm gonna play a mage in skyrim this time
me four hours later:
wow, you’re such a gamer!!!
sat a guard might get nervous, a man approaches with steak in his boot
In Skyrim you Always end up as sneaking Archer
curved. swords.
wow saintly, great moves. Keep it up, proud of you
0:00 Is this leaked Dark Souls IV gameplay?
wot r u casul?
Giant Dad is calling. Git gud.
fkn casul. il summon invaders just wait
GunsFromGlory h3h3 explains the ds3 meta
GunsFromGlory pretty sure that's the first comment on youtube that's made me burst out laughing. Dunno if this was some kind of snap or just cause the stars aligned but damn. Nice one.
I'm absolutely in love with the idea of a TV show about an overweight middle-aged man in business wear walking around killing dudes with a greatsword.
+Vox Tartarus I need this in my life.
It's a knife company advertising their blades. They're called "Cold Steel" for obvious reasons.
get that pitch on kickstarter IMMEDIATELY
+God and Jesus the fact that it's a katana concerns me. You don't shout something in japanese while cutting things with it, do you? just making sure.
+pepper Mill of course you do, it wouldn't be a true katana if you didn't!
This was my first ever h3 video.
I was in grade 9, hanging out with my friends. We had just done a DND session and decided to keep the party going. We group watched pulp fiction, it got late, and half the group had gone home. Well, the remaining group of friends decided we were going to enter a whole new world together. My friend, who happens to also be called "ethan" pulled up h3h3 on his comically large computer monitor and we all sat and watched. I remember tears streaming out of my eyes as i heard mr klein yelling meat in the boot. I will never forget. STEAK IN THE BOOT! Those words have been ingrained into my mind forever. What an excellent introduction to what i now call "family".
And we continued on to watch gamer gear. What a decade
I miss this. What the hell happened and where did the time go?
Hey PayPal me 10 bucks and I'll send you some toe pics, also its probably because h3h3 as a whole is changed now, being more focused on the podcast
I miss it too buddy
yup, back then it was fun now its just cringe and promotion of their stitty overpriced teddy wear brand with petty videos
His podcast got popular, that's what happened
What happened is that he actually hated what he used to say and he really regretted it because he was being so critical of people. Also podcasts make more money than any of this type of content because direct sponsers are way more lenient than youtube corruption.
1000 degree greatsword challenge
SIZZLES = SUBS
Unknown Person this needs to happen
I'd be so tempted to do that for the lulz if it wasn't for the fact that it would completely fuck up the temper of a perfectly good sword.
Sahaal_17 who cares? You could easily pay for repairs, with the millions of views!
Unknown Person that is so what I thought!!
THERE'S A STEAK IN MY BOOT
lmao I just thought of that too
Insert Woody face. Fuckin toy story.
Just about to check if those joke was taken in the comment section
I was just about to comment this
+Tai Lopez so was I
Who would have thought years later Belle Delphine would be sending him this great sword? Not me
1:30 Dark Souls when you’re over 80% equip weight
True xD
69.9%*
Preußens Gloria?
Lol nice
there's a steak in my boot.
shit I was gonna say that
Molerat Mastur hah XD I immediately thought of toy story after he completely overused the words "steak in the boot"
Someone already made that comment. So it's pointless now.
Charlie Kurlzz do you think anybody fucking cares?
+Aaron Williamson hey mayn he said it nicely no need to be angry
"There's a steak in my boot" - Woodie, Toy Story
I'm laughing so hard right now
+GamesPlayAndy I read your comment and i Didnt think it Was funny but when i thought about it i lost My shit and i thought i Was having a laugh/heart attack
+GamesPlayAndy i lost My shit
I was coming down to the coments to leave the same one, you beat me, fuck you
Wow, what a coincidence someone commented that 3 months ago
The way Hila says steak in da boot is so adorable 5:09
Anyone else here because they noticed Belle Delphine gave him this sword and he didn’t catch it?
Yess
It was a deep cut
No I just was rewatching videos and noticed the sword now
I was about to comment about that!! I hope they figure it out!!
Absolutely i immediately connected
I get the feeling that the sword ad was a rejected adult swim sketch.
Honestly, Cold Steel actually makes very good swords. Unfortunately, their demonstrators aren't quite the best.
Nope, I've legit seen this commercial on cable.
Well I really thought the whole thing was one of those Adult Swim commercial skits.
I believe it was on Tosh.0 I think as well...?!
2015: *Ethan makes fun of broadsword*
2020: *Ethan wields the godly broadsword after Belle Delphine sends it to him in a mystery box*
2021: all h3 fans are going back to the golden age of his channel because all he does now is drama
@@samuelmeadows6775 yup
2023: nobody watches his new videos because he complains about shit nobody cares about and isn’t funny at all
"People dont walk around with swords any more."
Oh, I disagree.
Meat scepter
nothing better than a katana sword slice on a home invader😉
The last thing a burglar would expect is a naked madman with a greatsword charging him.
Found the weeb
@Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen 356 beats sword, napalm beats 357
*pulls string*
THERE'S A STEAK IN MY BOOT!
RandomMikael You're my favourite deputy!
Pull it again-please dont chop my feet off dude i have kids
Goddamn it, I thought I was original xc
RandomMikael Under rated comment
Somebody poisoned the waterhole!
These classic Ethan reaction videos are so good to come back to
Mason B are u gay?
God damn bro you look like chicken little
whys he getting roasted out of nowhere wtf
True
fuck yes they are
This is the peak of h3h3
Ethan fat rolling in the intro tryna be Dark Souls.
The fact that nobody walks around with swords just makes it even more of an advantage for you to have a giant fucking great sword in a fight.
Longsword*
Box King
A sword is a sword mang
Box King Longswords are still one-handed swords, greatswords are 2-handed swords, at least thats what i learned from 9 years of RPG, could be wrong though
Y'all arguing about what kinda sword it *technically* is can eat my ass. He called it a great sword.
???? ???? Actually most longswords were twohanded but many different sword Types were called longswords so it varies
This guy is about ready to fight the Bell Gargoyles
I don't think you can get a zweihander before bell gargoyles in a regular NG
Halberd all the way.
CatShrug Person
Trust me, I tried fighting them with fatroll. It doesn't work
That Really Shitty Hiss-Poster ok, must have forgot about that
I didn’t realize when I first watched this that guy in the video is Lynn Thompson the president and CEO of Cold Steel knife company
they make great products lol. Why they gotta be so cringe
Same. Just returned to this from Advanced Knife Bro's broken skull video. 😂
I have one of their kitchen knives that rocks
Anyone else hear "It will Keal" Everytime he chopped?
There's a steak in my boot!
Somebody poisoned the water hole!
fookin steak in the boot !
LazerLord10 You beat me to it
Dang it...
Beat me to it
LazerLord10
WITH STEAK
Anybody else loses it when Ethan coughs?
thats part of his charm
Ilan Kuzmich he said it started because of an acid reflux issue , was he recording while he had this problem, if so what video was it? If anybody knows
Ilan Kuzmich EEEECCHH
Ilan Kuzmich yeah especially when he cringed like when he crunches his eyes and all lmao
WeAreInTheBeam 9
THEY PUT STEAK IN THE BOOT DUDE??
Better days...
3:15 Caused me to lose it in this middle of my work office and now I don't have a job.
Jared Wilkerson lmao I see why
Jared Wilkerson was it worth it?
poisontaco55 It was a H3H3 joke.
Of course it was worth it.
There's a steak in my boot
Never heard that one before
+Big daddy dewitt The Vault hunter (Marcus) There's a my in boot a steak
+Big daddy dewitt The Vault hunter (Marcus) How bro its a classic
+Zachary Taylor I live under a rock
A serpent has taken unwelcome residence in my footwear.
Did anyone else start laughing hysterically and unable to function with each successive “THERE’S STEAK IN THE BOOT!”?
"no meat dude? not impressed" LMAO
THERES A STEAK IN MY BOOT!
Oh god now people are gonna think I stole that joke..
You beat me to it.
Doofy1445 I was literally going to write that
Doofy1445
THERES A STEAK IN MY BOOT!
Oh god now people are gonna think I stole that joke..
Doofy1445
I posted one 6 months ago... But yours got featured anyway, congrats.
Teach me, oh great master! How?
this video is smart and loyal
+Hipstoprockathon its genius
+Hipstoprockathon and we're learners
+Mara Jess I appreciate it
With only $25,000
+Hipstoprockathon I want "Another one" Video "Another one", "Another one" "Another one".
"LOOK AT THIS DUUDE, someone SHOVED STEAKES IN THE BOOT"
That shit never fails to have me fucking dying
3:15 I can watch this in a loop for hours
New H3H3 video and a new Filthy Frank video in one day? I don't know if the universe can handle this amount of dank memes and cancer.
Gonchy D pretty sure there is a pink guy picture in the background of this video
Gonchy D Oh god, why did I search him up.
+Julia Tiene They did just now.
That video was 10/10 would watch again
It was also my birthday
Is that a +5 chaos zweihander or a normal one?
Das_Bass +5 occult
Das_Bass I have no clue what you are referencing... please tell me so I can learn
Dota 2
Doesn't sound like Dota... more like D&D
Dark Souls series
you can get an open carry license in texas for swords now actually
@smol bean lol I hunt with a great sword.
@@sixtysyxti3235 lol I toothpick with a great sword
People actually hunt with large knives and spears, it's getting more popular
Real men use crossbows!
@@HappierHealthierYou I use a blow gun also made by cold steel lmao
The steak in the boot part had me literally in tears, I’m not lying lmfao
Ethan's Cough is Trademarked
scott thurlbeck why isn't anyone appreciating this
E T H A N C O U G H ™
Ya Boi The Ghost Hunter Eth-co™
TM
Ethan could cough for an hour and I would be entertained.
WinkyDaGecko very accurate
Toy story: “There’s a snake in my boot.”
h3h3: “There’s a steak in my boot.”
“There’s a stake in my boot”
- Toy Story 5: H3H3 Edition
We you turn on CC and realize that Ethan's cough is trademarked lol
it's so funny when hila says steak in the boot
Gage Richardson your right
Stake in my buut
Hahaha yeah
“stehk in da buut?!”
Hello fellow Gage
Petition to have Ethan recreate this video like he did that Zucc photo.
But with watermelons, or anything aside from meat.
Woody from Toy Story - "There's a STEAK in my BOOT!!!!"
"There's a steak in my boot!"
- Viking Woody, 500AD
Vikings were 800 CE to 1000 CE. Just helping to improve your joke.
Was gonna comment this, so glad someone did🤣
Therreereeere it is. I was scrolling for someone to say it
Is that Ken Bone?!
T-Bone
Lacey Noel definitely his older more aggressive brother
Lacey Noel wow he does look like him
That's Ken All-Meat-No-Bone
No, the weapon is a Zweihänder
"OH yah fuck that water up" I don't think humanity will ever be the same without you bro.
THIS is why Belle Delphine sent the sword to Ethan
I cracked up so hard when he kept saying There's a steak in the boot . Like I don't even think he knew the a reference when he was saying it .
what fucking reference
THARS A STEAK IN MAH BOOOOT
From 'Toy Story'. "There's a snake in my boot!"
perhaps that was an accidental reference? i had no idea tbh
@Neurotic Sos are you from another planet? Never heard of Toy Story?
I love how Hila said "There's a steak in the bewt" I love that
Damn he hasn't aged a day Ethan is just old forever
“There’s a steak in my boot”
- Woody
But the knifes these dudes sell are actually good.
HatulMadan ..m,l.h. Þ, j,hkj!þh
Staszek they are
stronk germanium They're not.
eeehhh, not really...
The knifes not the swords
"if your strong enough for a great sword its a huge advantage in any fight." *cocks shotgun*
*shotguns cock*
ToastedWafflez I had to hold in my laugh during a lecture at this and just ended up making a weird noise. Thanks lol
+Pat “paddy” B seeing how you have to be close for a shotgun to be very effective, I don't see your point
***** Also, the recoil on a shotgun, you might get one hit in then get Blasted back, where the great swordsman just charges at you while you're down, then, there's also the reload, where you have to take the clip out and replace it, my point is, use a fucking pistol dammit
and perfectly good shell pops out because you're stupid
if you look closely, I think they put a steak in the boot.
how to properly clean your plastic computer Really?
*REALLY*
Haaaaaa! They did put steak in the boot!! Insaaane!!!
The glory days. Not just the channel, but all of RUclips.
You have to react to the dont judge challenge
It is destiny that he reacts to it
OckTV's is the worst, its on there vlog channel. Honestly i cringed so hard. h3h3 if ur reading watch it im serious u will EEEEEEKK its so cringe
CE13skillzz Thanks, I look up the don't judge challenge and now I have vine compilations in my recommended. I watch one video and now my recommended is filled up with that....
I am very deeply sorry, no one should have to deal with such aids on there timeline. If there is anything u ever need. Let me know
***** You are my savior.
Why do we find the coughing so funny? xD
Because in TV/Movies it is like NEVER done. It annoys me a little that NO ONE sneezes or coughs or anything. People do have regular body functions but it is assumed that is not what anyone wants to see or hear. So they re-shoot the scene. We find it funny when Ethan does it because it's so out of the ordinary (and his comedic timing is spot on.)
+Aaron sick answer! do do television? On point.
ethan includes the coughing because there was mold in their house that made him cough, so he just included it
Will Plays That's actually pretty clever :)
AstraVex that's one of the things that makes h3h3 so great
He should have called skallagrim
Luca Stroppiana yesss
Or Shadiversity or Metatron
Anything but Lindybeige
I love Lloyd but I do not want to hear how the best greatswords are British because they invented it and British- just kidding
Yoa
@@jotabeas22 "look at all these sword bois i know" lmao just kidding. For real though, those are all dope ass RUclipsrs. Been watching them longer than Ive been watching h3h3.
Skallagrim and Shadiversity? Ugh... They're such dorks, just cringe whenever they pop up.
"There's a steak in my boot" woody from toy story
Trying to roll in dark souls with Havel armor
Or Smough armor
Maddox Jackson ikr 😂
I swear u need like 40 vitality to not fat roll
Lol. The advertisement in the corner is a Tai Lopez video.
Knowledge is faster than a lamborghini.
+Master Doge XXX_BLAZEIT_XXX
Never have I seen such a potent combination of both wisdom and dank memes
H3h3 out here curing my depression the past couple weeks💗 bless
I watch these videos when I'm having a rough day too.
And what's this a kazooie commenting on this so you can watch it again.
Papa bless
Back when Ethan was likeable
take a shot every time Ethan says 'steak in the boot'
thats, 11, shots in less than eight minutes...
Alison Greenfield challenge accepted
Are you trying to get us all killed?
Alcohol poisoning....
0:00 leaked legend of zelda trailer
Flintlox and link is the princess of course
Flintlox i hope your serious
Flintlox
Zelda is the Princess and Link is the dude with blonde hair and a green suit.
Flintlox
Wut? What bait? Its the truth dude... Look it up...
Flintlox zelda uses a bow not a sword.
Link uses a sword
“Somebody poisoned the waterhole.”
“There’s a steak in my boot”
The single best video on the internet. I have probably watched this more times than I should admit and I find it hilarious every single time.
this is the middle aged equivalent of those videos of weebs stabbing water bottles with their katanas
Seth lol How? Theyre selling a product.
Except this is cooler
Seth lol It's an advertisement, they're getting payed to do it. Sure, they look like they're having fun, but wouldn't you?
Yeah except this is an actual advertisement made by a large weapons manufacturer
I wouldnt really say weapon but very high quality tools and equipment and of course some "toys" for pure fun
1:47
"What the flick, more like what the flick my sister's bean"
-penguinz0
Lmao
Yes please we need to bring up Cr1TiKaL as much as possible
+crayonization [クレーオニゼーション] minge.
+crayonization [クレーオニゼーション] Clit.
+Chris White no
Imagine seeing your neighbor rolling around in his grass with a sword
3 years later, still legendary.
kinda wanted him to say 'there's a steak in my boot!' in the woody voice from toy story
LMAO
Took the words right out of my mouth
Same
ahahaha same here
omg i just commented that XD
Wait, if two vegans are in a heated argument, is it still considered beef?
It's LEEF (leaf-cuz ..uh.. Vegans don't eat beef.. Heh HAHAHAHA heh.. Heh.)
+Oh Pls I agree sir
It's a queef because hot air would come out of their pussy mouths.
Everyone knows its called "having soy". Lol ignorance xD
XD
The intro to this video is one of the most underrated intros they have ever done.
I WANT TO GO BACK
And now a two-handed ruler is a weapon in PAYDAY 2
@Justin Eddy What?
When you read Lord of the Flies in school so you get the joke lmao
I hated Lord of the flies so much
+Alex Facey
Why? I really liked it.
+Dr Pebbs pigs
Here are a few real sentences from the book:
Ralph spoke first, crimson in the face. "Will you?"
He cleared his throat and went on. "Will you light the fire?" Now the absurd situation was open, Jack blushed too. He began to mutter vaguely. "You rub two sticks. You rub--"
gg William Golding.
+Aoz Rider One of my fav books.
Ethan has obtained the two handed great sword, its all come full circle
Hila's reaction to the steak seemed pretty genuine xD i wonder if he actually put a surprise steak in there
He's right, a great sword is a huge advantage in any fight. Why just last week, I cut an incoming cruise missile right in half with one. Every developed nation should have at least one great sword in their arsenal.
Holy shit dude, that's weak. Last Tuesday, I sliced right through the hull of a WWII era battleship filled with Nokia phones, just using my Cold Steel longsword.
+Da Drumma I cut through wolverine's claws laid on top of captain America's shield wrapped in Nokias
+Da Drumma WTF git gud fucking noobs, get outta here! Last week I sliced trough a star made out of diamond, like budder, with my longswoard.
+TheGermanFailGamer nice try skrub, everyone knows diamonds are forever
Daniel Frederick
Stop shittalking, nothing can last against a greatsword.
He reminds me of Ron Swanson
same
cuz the Stache right? Very powerful
Ron Swanson would find that application of meat abominable
Ron Swanson would butcher that slab of meat properly while drinking whiskey
HAHA SAME
I don't know what this says about me as a person but the pigs head and steak in the boot are probably the funniest things I've ever seen.
Some times its nice to watch the classics of youtube you know the stuff they still allow.
Lost it at, " Is there gunna be steak in the bamboo shoot?"
chaos 123 THIS IS FREAKY CUZ RIGHT AS I SCROLLED PAST THIS COMMENT ETHAN SAID THAT
psst hey you yeah you , wanna know a secret? yeah okay here it is THEY PUT A FUCKUNG STAKE IN THE BOOT
steak*. come on man
Vendetta Memer Groovy, baby.
Ahahah, I love the air of resignation around your comment. "Come on, man. Make an effort, Jeez, dude. How low can you... ugh, whatever."
My fav H3 video. The reveal after the boot chop had me reacting exactly like Ethan the first time I saw it.
I love all the old video's, they always make me LOL
That's alot of DAMAGE!
Dammit. Now I have to go watch that video.
They need to collab.
Apples Are Awesome I wish I could give this infinite likes. Lmao
Lol
Girara here man