Jedi: you can't have chicks Padawan: I wanna be a sith Sith: your free time SUCKS Padawan: ... I wanna be a jedi Jedi: good, start meditating Padawan: you know what, smuggler it is
Unnamed Sith Lord: "I start with a light breakfast followed by very intense Dark Side training.......calling Coruscant and waiting on hold for an hour or two trying to speak to a live person or even a protocol droid. Yes, nothing gets you angry faster or keeps your focus, deepening your connection to the Dark Side. It is excellent Dark Side training, especially when followed by reaching through the Force to choke the person who finally answered to death."
Darth Maul = martial arts training. Darth Tyanus = cup of equisite tea and royal muffins while listening to classical music. Darth Sidious = operas, fine dining. Darth Vader = depression tablets and therapy.
I like Sidious because he enjoyed the finer things in life, he was a senator attending operas with his master by day. Then scheming to destroy the existing Jedi order by night. Ancient sith embody a lot of power but Sidious and Plagueis take a more political and cunning approach to world domination. It's the practicality of how they (mainly Sidious) used the tools of the society around them to take down the Jedi that really impresses me. Just a thought I wanted to share, use your anger, it makes you powerful...
Yeah this is mainly because they are the end product of The Grand Plan 1000 years in the making. They were fortunate enough to come in with a millennium of wealth and connections already established, as well as fortunate to be a Munn (Plagues) and of Naboo Nobility (Sidious) so they had even more wealth and status in the galactic community. So of course their life will be far more luxurious and in a position to actually execute the Grand Plan.
@@Lawrence_Talbotlet's not forget Darth Bane's year in that outer rim planet with Zannah during Dynasty of Evil, in which he was already in possession of remarkable riches, not as Wealthy as Hego Damask but not poor by any means. For all we know every single Sith was of means. Bane and Zannah were somewhat rich. Hugess Nom was a space craft designer, Damask was a financial Tycoon, Palpatine was Emperor and Vader had an actual planet for his musing.
Old Republic era sith were quite normal people (excluding some of them). Hatred is not actually the source of a sith's power according to the game's lore, it is passion, which can come from hatred, rage or fear, but also from desire, excitement or even love. Just a few canon examples that were definetely common: partying, boardgames, reading, art (there is a companion gift called "sith opera"), hunting. While propaganda definetely affected them to hate jedi and the Republic, or even have xenophobic wordviews, the masses of sith were not that different from a mandalorian soldier or a real life landed knight/spahi in lifestyle. Some were assholes, some were not, the latter group probably found a better hobby than stabbing their old classmates in the back ten years after their graduation.
I have to imagine given the unhealthy obsession with power, the Sith are just always on the worst, most intense version of that David Goggins, "stay hard" grindset you can imagine.
This video is total Jedi propaganda. As a Sith Lord I can tell you that my daily routine typically consists of tea in the morning, lunch around 12 or so, hiking in the afternoon and dinner at 6.
I believe it. Who were the great child soldiers of the last 1000 years from the Sith? Oh yea there were none. Actually when they needed soldiers quickly, the Sith took the time to develop cloning techniques so they could rapidly age people so they had a fully developed mind rather than resorting to giving weapons to children and releasing them into the battlefield. Jedi propaganda is disgusting
The marauders in training would typically raid the Jedi temple on Coruscant and graffiti “SITH HAPPENS” or some such on the wall, with one group going to Jedha and using the force to alter the sabers of giant statues into, reproductive parts.
A Jedi teacher activates his lightsaber, but it looks like a glowing d!ldo, which causes the younglings to go blind. Another one is shocked when his communicator's ringtone has been changed to "Why are you hitting yourself?"
This is really interesting. It's easy to imagine what they did,how they learned. I remember on Korriban,the Academy. They did this. Learned,read scripts,lightsaber combat. Really interesting.I'm not shocked. It's normal Sith Maters wanted to indulge themselves. Pleasant company,great food,women. Great,luxurious life. I would like to be trained in Rule of Two era. May the Force be with you too. Have a great day too
Your conclusion is from far the aspect that would be the most interesting aspect, never mentionned in other lore: the social class of the Sith. In the begining of the Rule of Two: Bane used to be a miner, then a soldier (a very rough life), Zannah was the daughter of farmers (poor life), Caugnus (an assassin who rose from the bottom).... and then we arrive to Tenebrous (a successful starship engineer), Plagues (the heir of an important Banking Clan upper echelon), Sidious (heir of an important noble family of Naboo), only Vader got back to a miserable origin. It would be a very intersting topic to explore about the mentality and way of behave and act by comparaison of Sith personnal origins.
Currently reading through Darth Plagueis by James Luceno... I find it massively interesting how Plagueis, at just over 100 years old, has procured a massive library of eclectic knowledge, despite his race, the Muuns, not having a fascination for any archival records besides business and banking ledgers. Darth Plagueis essentially takes on the role of an alchemical dark occultist, looking for the secrets of immortality while not batting an eye at luxury and decadence, enjoying life even as he searches for a way to prolong it. He throws lavish parties on his own private moon of Muunilinst, Sojourn, where they engage in hunting and debauchery of all sorts with a "primitive" theme to it all. From there he deals with, influences, and manipulates all the invited elite guests, much like the elite groups running the show in our own world do.
Well; constantly watching over your back, being brought to great anger/hatred with a snap of a finger, and essentially using the drug that is the Dark Side all points to a rather... grim existence.
Fun note by the way you actually get a really good look at the inner workings of a sith academy in the red harvest novel It might be a little hard to notice between all of the zombie action but you do actually get a very good look of what life inside of a sith temple was like. It seemed pretty cutthroat and not too dissimilar to what it was like in Bane's era although it did seem like some Sith Masters did care for their students on some level if not because of them individually but at least in the sense that they continue the legacy of the Sith. Also it seems like students weren't allowed to carry lightsabers outside of special situations due to some of the students being really surprised when I saw one just laying out. And lastly the students were not afraid to backstab each other keep in mind that red harvest is a zombie book but the absolute ease that one apprentice betrayed another and lack of surprise from the apprentice being betrayed tells me that this was common
According to SW:TOR, a sith acolyte/apprentice in the academy would basically just run errands for the lords of the academy, and were designed to root out the weaker acolytes until the strongest of the group was left, at which point they would become a full apprentice of a darth or lord. Sometimes, a lord or darth could specifically request a group be put together for them. Obviously not canon, but still an explanation nonetheless
They also forced every force sensitive in the empire to enter this training, or die if they were too weak. You couldn't opt out. I imagine that by the time they even let anyone into the academy on Korriban, they've already executed a decent chunk. There are many missions in that game where you're either tasked with exterminating low-level force sensitives the republic is hiding, or, on the flipside, rescuing them from the empire.
Bane was such a ditz. It doesn't matter how MARGINALLY more powerful your Sith are from the majority of old sith. It doesn't matter how well hidden you think you are. There are two of you. If you were discovered that was the end of all the Sith. They got lucky. It wasn't a genius tactic. It was a buffoonish one.
One interesting theory on the rule of two is that every generation of Sith gained more power as the Rule of two continued. Put simply, after defeating the master, the power, strength and knowledge transfers to the apprentice. Therefore making each generation stronger and stronger. Until a thousand years later you get a nearly unkillable palpatine that even Yoda didn't hold a candle to and could never beat. Only Luke had a chance being the son of the chosen one.
@@billygrantham5380 How would knowledge transfer? This is even contradicted by the movies. Only one has discovered how to cheat death, but together we will achieve it... Palpatine clearly didn't know what his master did after he got him drunk and murdered him in his bed.
@@billygrantham5380”couldn’t hold a candle to”? Yoda dueled Sidious to a standstill and not to mention the fact Yoda was able to force push him just as effectively as Sidious used force lighting against Yoda proves that the two are close in power.
@@tommoore2012 In the book of the revenge of the sith, Yoda goes into the fight thinking that he can beat Sidious. However as the fight goes on Yoda realizes that he, the greatest of the Jedi, the "avatar of light" simply wasn't strong enough. He realizes that the sith had changed and had been preparing a thousand years for this very moment. Yoda understands that because of that, he has already lost. That he had lost before he was even born. The sith plan was perfect and that if he continued to fight he'd eventually lose and if he died the galaxy would be forever lost to the sith. The Force imparted to him that he had a greater mission to fulfil. Listen to the revenge of the sith audiobook scene of Yoda vs sidious and you'll understand. It's better than the movie and more accurate.
I just headcanon that there are multiple pairs of Sith scattered around the galaxy at any given time, but each team of two only ever relies on each other to maintain secrecy.
To become a Sith is a lifetime dedication to darkness and power. If one is truly meant for the path of the Sith, they will truly appreciate their path, regardless of hardships.
Can you make a video explaining just how powerful Anakin was during operation Knightfall? There seems to be a pretty common belief that KF Vader was some peak form of Anakin that could even defeat Yoda or Sidious if he wasn't conflicted
Everyone who uses the Darkside seems so angry all the damn time like they never even smile. Like I always wondered if laughter was considered weak? I can't see Vader cracking jokes to Palpatine.
They probably had all joy beaten out of them by their experiences. Many likely grew disillusioned with that lifestyle but remain stuck in it since they never had a life outside of it.
I think it would be cool if they introduced a Palpatine level Sith Lord with a stronger and darker version of beast control that has Starweirds as bodyguards imagine how awesome that would look a Sith on a Throne yellow/red eyes with two really tall skeletal figures floating off the ground ready to attack at their masters command and imagine the Sith Lord feeding captured Jedi to his Starweirds in canon it’s implied that they can drain life force and even destroy worlds having a Sith Lord utilizing them like that would be awesome
@@blackshogun272 yeah in legends I think that would be true but canon from the doctor Aphra comics The Starweird seems more creature like R2d2 is able to shock it and temporarily stun it Aphra cuts its arm off and it seems to feel pain Luke is able to impale it with shards of glass. It didn’t kill the Starweird but temporarily got stuck in its body suggesting it is actually a corporeal being and not just some evil ghost like in legends but that is just my theory on legends va Canon starweirds I may do a video about it or something I just hope that comic isn’t its last canon appearance because those things are awesome asf
I was gonna make a joke about a Sith apprentice forgetting his gear and having to do it in his underwear, but that made me wonder: do Sith wear underwear? What brand? Pains? Fruit of the doom?
_0:34__ "When the Sith aren't actively in the process of domination or destroying their enemies, what does their day-to-day life look like?"_ *Thinking about domination or destroying their enemies.*
Bring a Gray or Fallen Jedi sounds the most appealing to me. I’d honestly want to study both light and dark sides of the force and use them simultaneously. Kinda like how Anakin does in Ashoka
The Sith really fall apart for me when I think about it to much. It’s such a pointless existence. Hatred? Why? Just cause? Thirst for power? For what? Just cause? They’re just so blindly evil it lacks realism without underlining motivations.
@@dutchrjen Abeloth or some other dark side entity gains enough influence over force users when they fall to the dark side that they become puppets without realizing it, and most of the "power" that the dark side gives actually comes from the entity controlling the user like a puppet master, while giving into one's own passion is just a way to mold the Sith's will toward that of the entity. The Jedi are aware of this and try to abstain from passions as a way to shield themselves from the entity. The majority of the Sith deny this aspect of the dark side while their inner circle embraces it as a form of ascendance. There, I just fixed everything in a few sentences.
Sith decided to end the countless deaths in battles and move to a philosophy of only having 2 members of their group. Jedi trained children to fight in wars at 10 years old or younger in "their off time" for over a thousand years after they believed their enemy had disappeared. Which side is horrific?
I hate it when people claim that the Jedi were worse. They are not. The Sith didn't altruistically limit their numbers to avoid death and carnage. They did it in a feeble attempt to consolidate power greedily away from those they deemed unworthy. Also the victims of the thought bomb had a torturous existence after it went off.
The Jedi of Revenge of the Sith were way out of sync with what it meant to be a Jedi. They became complacent and arrogant, like anyone in an age of peace before an age of decline. In my opinion, they were not true Jedi, and nature always finds a way to restore balance. In Star Wars, the spiritual and natural consciousness is the force, so the force balanced itself out by wiping 99% of them from existence, and although it led to an age of despair in the galaxy, it was absolutely necessary to restore balance in the force.
They spended most of their time laughing like mad men while recharging batteries with their fingers. They where stuck on an old inside joke saying the words "ullllltimate pawaaaaarrr" way too often until no one really knew what was the original joke and why it was funny anyway... When bored they made prank calls to the jedi academy or compared saber lenght.
And nothing like keeping a scheming and dubious subordinate close to you to motivate you to keep your instincts razor sharp. Like Megatron and Starscream.
When you can literally kill a planet with a ceremony....you don't exactly kick back, read star forbes and sip your star drink out of your favorite star mug.
I love this about them, its in their nature to just fight with eachother. 10 Sith could cooperate but all it takes is 1 of those 10 Sith to decide he's more powerful than the rest and start an internal fued that inevitably leaves the strongest among them alive and the rest either dead or as obedient acolytes.
Dude, stop asking. You're so annoying. I see this request on almost every video SW does and I believe he's ignoring you b/c he has no need to make a part 3. Just drop it already. If it's been almost a year and there's no answer from the channel owner, then it's safe to say he'll never make the video.
@@rebelfighter5249 Your words that you speak like venom are self reflecting. I am sorry for your pain. But the Force is the key to healing all kinds of pains and longings. I know for I am one with the Force and the Force is with me. May the Force be with you...always
6am: awaken in cold sweats 9am: ponder ways to usurp Master Noon: take pet Rancor for walk/massacre 3pm: gaze into the abyss 5pm: further brooding 7pm: dinner with myself 10pm: don pajamas with sith lightning bolts (tell NOONE) and flip off the world before going to bed
A horrific existence? I'm literally watching RUclips videos on my throne right now. Being a Sith is great! The only horrific part of my day is listening to Vader cry about his dead wife and whine about sand.
In my concept for two soth xharacters from seperate stories had different eras one duting the sith and jedi wars and the other 100 years after. Darth wrath- trained in the sith academy at a young age and did nothing but train when not sent to hunt jedi. However when he went into exile and living in the wild forest of a remote world would hunt and kill predators. He chose to abandon the empire and the war under circumstance and at times was hunted by jedi and sith all died as his skills as a hunter and a warrior was almost unmatched from his fighting style. Darth malice- after the empires fall he was trained in secret by his master and was a representative of his people at a young age after his parents death. He was trained as a sith and if not training he would meditate at an oasis that was the only peace he could find. The jedi he faces was his close friend and when he was discovered he saced her and killed his master. Wounded and was rescued by the jedi. But they chose to both leave the orders after a day isolated and being hunted by his masters allies. They returned to there world and chose to rule the people together as the leaders and began a new order called the order of Sedi they would wield both light and dark and recruited many to there ranks. They escaped the galexy and found a world for there powers to grow greater until the day they return to restore true balance to the force.
Sorry to correct but if memory serves during the Old Republic period they mostly used Kolto not Bacta tanks. The galaxy at large didn't adopt Bacta until around 4100 BBY, before that is was Kolto.
Was always a fan of Palps's more modern high-society approach in getting Plagueis bladdered on good wine before killing him. No reason why homicide for advancement shouldn't also be elegant 🍷
As a Sith Lord, I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
It’s actually funny to me bkuz the Jedi viewed attachments as a path to the dark side whereas the Sith viewed attachments as a form of weakness which would explain Palpatine’s frustration with Darth Vader as he merely told Vader time and time again to forget and let go to further the rule of two during the reign of the Empire 8:18
Darth Archannos: Just because you met one Sith Lord does not mean you met them all, you would quake in your boots had you met Lord Syphilis or Darth Pervus! Serra Keto: Wait, that cannot be there names,...right!? Shaak Ti: I agree why would they even be called that? Darth Archannos: Why do you think! :D Barriss Offee: Ew, that is disgusting
I'm Sith and I take nature walks I tend my garden and play with my doggo and help my neighbors. My training is merciless and I'm so strong in the dark side I literally cannot be exposed to sunlight and have even achieved oblivion. But I have no desire in hunting Jedi.
I live in the Coruscant Republica 500 66th floow. My name is Darth Sidious. I'm 77 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Darth Sidious. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
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I assume they just sit in the dark, wringing their hands, repeatedly saying _”Soon…”_
Ha, yes!
I always assumed they went back to mommy’s basement, chugged Mountain Dew and spent all night trolling 4chan.
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Jedi: you can't have chicks
Padawan: I wanna be a sith
Sith: your free time SUCKS
Padawan: ... I wanna be a jedi
Jedi: good, start meditating
Padawan: you know what, smuggler it is
grey jedi lmfao
Bounty hunters get all the babes
Could go Mandalorian. Still involves a lot of discipline, though.
What imagined the new open world outlaw star wars game will be like
One of the few times I can honestly say a comment made me LOL
Unnamed Sith Lord: "I start with a light breakfast followed by very intense Dark Side training.......calling Coruscant and waiting on hold for an hour or two trying to speak to a live person or even a protocol droid. Yes, nothing gets you angry faster or keeps your focus, deepening your connection to the Dark Side. It is excellent Dark Side training, especially when followed by reaching through the Force to choke the person who finally answered to death."
That end somewhat sounds therapeutic
@@shamdonnosnikta9570 How many times have all of us imagined this??
Being kept on hold and pushing buttons and talking to computers on the phone, that'll get ANYONE on the Dark Side!
@@TheEmpressPalpatine Yes, your training is almost complete, let your rage flow through you and reach through the Dark Side to finish them. Do it.
Masters sending their apprentices on errands that are actually just a pretext to stick them in the worst traffic jams, fueling their rage...
Darth Maul = martial arts training.
Darth Tyanus = cup of equisite tea and royal muffins while listening to classical music.
Darth Sidious = operas, fine dining.
Darth Vader = depression tablets and therapy.
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Darth Sion = **ANGRY**
Darth Revan , flirting with Bastia .
Darth Nihilus = What about second breakfast?
@@jarmoliebrand2005 🙃😂😂😂
I like Sidious because he enjoyed the finer things in life, he was a senator attending operas with his master by day. Then scheming to destroy the existing Jedi order by night. Ancient sith embody a lot of power but Sidious and Plagueis take a more political and cunning approach to world domination. It's the practicality of how they (mainly Sidious) used the tools of the society around them to take down the Jedi that really impresses me. Just a thought I wanted to share, use your anger, it makes you powerful...
You make a good point
overrated af
Yeah this is mainly because they are the end product of The Grand Plan 1000 years in the making. They were fortunate enough to come in with a millennium of wealth and connections already established, as well as fortunate to be a Munn (Plagues) and of Naboo Nobility (Sidious) so they had even more wealth and status in the galactic community. So of course their life will be far more luxurious and in a position to actually execute the Grand Plan.
@@Lawrence_Talbotlet's not forget Darth Bane's year in that outer rim planet with Zannah during Dynasty of Evil, in which he was already in possession of remarkable riches, not as Wealthy as Hego Damask but not poor by any means. For all we know every single Sith was of means. Bane and Zannah were somewhat rich. Hugess Nom was a space craft designer, Damask was a financial Tycoon, Palpatine was Emperor and Vader had an actual planet for his musing.
Oddly enough, its also why ancient with didn't like them. 🤷
I will forever think of Palpatine's spare time like in Robot Chicken Wars. XD
Old Republic era sith were quite normal people (excluding some of them). Hatred is not actually the source of a sith's power according to the game's lore, it is passion, which can come from hatred, rage or fear, but also from desire, excitement or even love. Just a few canon examples that were definetely common: partying, boardgames, reading, art (there is a companion gift called "sith opera"), hunting. While propaganda definetely affected them to hate jedi and the Republic, or even have xenophobic wordviews, the masses of sith were not that different from a mandalorian soldier or a real life landed knight/spahi in lifestyle. Some were assholes, some were not, the latter group probably found a better hobby than stabbing their old classmates in the back ten years after their graduation.
So the source of a jedi's power is intent, and that of a sith is passion. Need vs want.
@@curious_one1156That is most interesting.
I have to imagine given the unhealthy obsession with power, the Sith are just always on the worst, most intense version of that David Goggins, "stay hard" grindset you can imagine.
This video is total Jedi propaganda. As a Sith Lord I can tell you that my daily routine typically consists of tea in the morning, lunch around 12 or so, hiking in the afternoon and dinner at 6.
Coolio
Jedi: I like coffee in the morning. Let’s hang out.
Sith: Cool, where at?
Jedi: Starbucks?
Lightsaber sound….
Haaaaaa
I believe it. Who were the great child soldiers of the last 1000 years from the Sith? Oh yea there were none. Actually when they needed soldiers quickly, the Sith took the time to develop cloning techniques so they could rapidly age people so they had a fully developed mind rather than resorting to giving weapons to children and releasing them into the battlefield. Jedi propaganda is disgusting
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The marauders in training would typically raid the Jedi temple on Coruscant and graffiti “SITH HAPPENS” or some such on the wall, with one group going to Jedha and using the force to alter the sabers of giant statues into, reproductive parts.
A Jedi teacher activates his lightsaber, but it looks like a glowing d!ldo, which causes the younglings to go blind.
Another one is shocked when his communicator's ringtone has been changed to "Why are you hitting yourself?"
A trilogy about the ancient sith would be sick 🤙🏻
It would be if Disney sold the franchise to someone competent. Look at what we're getting for the early Jedi show 🤢
Dont tell that to disney. They will ruin it with a passion
Would be perfect!
Disney- Put a chic in it and maker her lame and geh 😂
Or make her all powerful and make men look like buffoons
I love sith lords and also love to more about their culture and dark side powers can't wait to see more sith in future of star wars
Yeah start up a Sith Academy of dark Lord's and Masters. 😄
Prepare to be sad. Disney Wars is going to give you Witches at best.
This just sounds like any corporate internship program.
But cranked to 15 out of 10, and with lethal force.
This is really interesting. It's easy to imagine what they did,how they learned. I remember on Korriban,the Academy. They did this. Learned,read scripts,lightsaber combat. Really interesting.I'm not shocked. It's normal Sith Maters wanted to indulge themselves. Pleasant company,great food,women. Great,luxurious life. I would like to be trained in Rule of Two era. May the Force be with you too. Have a great day too
Your conclusion is from far the aspect that would be the most interesting aspect, never mentionned in other lore: the social class of the Sith. In the begining of the Rule of Two: Bane used to be a miner, then a soldier (a very rough life), Zannah was the daughter of farmers (poor life), Caugnus (an assassin who rose from the bottom).... and then we arrive to Tenebrous (a successful starship engineer), Plagues (the heir of an important Banking Clan upper echelon), Sidious (heir of an important noble family of Naboo), only Vader got back to a miserable origin. It would be a very intersting topic to explore about the mentality and way of behave and act by comparaison of Sith personnal origins.
Currently reading through Darth Plagueis by James Luceno... I find it massively interesting how Plagueis, at just over 100 years old, has procured a massive library of eclectic knowledge, despite his race, the Muuns, not having a fascination for any archival records besides business and banking ledgers. Darth Plagueis essentially takes on the role of an alchemical dark occultist, looking for the secrets of immortality while not batting an eye at luxury and decadence, enjoying life even as he searches for a way to prolong it. He throws lavish parties on his own private moon of Muunilinst, Sojourn, where they engage in hunting and debauchery of all sorts with a "primitive" theme to it all. From there he deals with, influences, and manipulates all the invited elite guests, much like the elite groups running the show in our own world do.
Well; constantly watching over your back, being brought to great anger/hatred with a snap of a finger, and essentially using the drug that is the Dark Side all points to a rather... grim existence.
Why I'm team light side all the way.
Fun note by the way you actually get a really good look at the inner workings of a sith academy in the red harvest novel
It might be a little hard to notice between all of the zombie action but you do actually get a very good look of what life inside of a sith temple was like.
It seemed pretty cutthroat and not too dissimilar to what it was like in Bane's era although it did seem like some Sith Masters did care for their students on some level if not because of them individually but at least in the sense that they continue the legacy of the Sith. Also it seems like students weren't allowed to carry lightsabers outside of special situations due to some of the students being really surprised when I saw one just laying out. And lastly the students were not afraid to backstab each other keep in mind that red harvest is a zombie book but the absolute ease that one apprentice betrayed another and lack of surprise from the apprentice being betrayed tells me that this was common
So they didn’t drown kittens in their free time?
Can imagine sidious just blasting cat after cat with force lightning in his spare time
Sidious when he has to Charge his Phone: UNLIMITED POWER
As the Dark Lord of the Sith, in my spare time, I dabble in the light.... so I can better see the Darkness.
Peace is a lie. There is only passion.
Sith teacher: "Recite the teachings!"
Acolyte: "Uhh...Peace is a fly, there is only poison-" (gets electrocuted)
According to SW:TOR, a sith acolyte/apprentice in the academy would basically just run errands for the lords of the academy, and were designed to root out the weaker acolytes until the strongest of the group was left, at which point they would become a full apprentice of a darth or lord. Sometimes, a lord or darth could specifically request a group be put together for them. Obviously not canon, but still an explanation nonetheless
Swtor will always be canon to my heart
It's canon to me.
They also forced every force sensitive in the empire to enter this training, or die if they were too weak. You couldn't opt out. I imagine that by the time they even let anyone into the academy on Korriban, they've already executed a decent chunk. There are many missions in that game where you're either tasked with exterminating low-level force sensitives the republic is hiding, or, on the flipside, rescuing them from the empire.
SWTOR is more Canon than anything disnep "makes".
Bane was such a ditz. It doesn't matter how MARGINALLY more powerful your Sith are from the majority of old sith. It doesn't matter how well hidden you think you are. There are two of you. If you were discovered that was the end of all the Sith. They got lucky. It wasn't a genius tactic. It was a buffoonish one.
One interesting theory on the rule of two is that every generation of Sith gained more power as the Rule of two continued.
Put simply, after defeating the master, the power, strength and knowledge transfers to the apprentice. Therefore making each generation stronger and stronger. Until a thousand years later you get a nearly unkillable palpatine that even Yoda didn't hold a candle to and could never beat.
Only Luke had a chance being the son of the chosen one.
@@billygrantham5380 How would knowledge transfer? This is even contradicted by the movies. Only one has discovered how to cheat death, but together we will achieve it... Palpatine clearly didn't know what his master did after he got him drunk and murdered him in his bed.
@@billygrantham5380”couldn’t hold a candle to”? Yoda dueled Sidious to a standstill and not to mention the fact Yoda was able to force push him just as effectively as Sidious used force lighting against Yoda proves that the two are close in power.
@@tommoore2012 In the book of the revenge of the sith, Yoda goes into the fight thinking that he can beat Sidious. However as the fight goes on Yoda realizes that he, the greatest of the Jedi, the "avatar of light" simply wasn't strong enough.
He realizes that the sith had changed and had been preparing a thousand years for this very moment. Yoda understands that because of that, he has already lost. That he had lost before he was even born. The sith plan was perfect and that if he continued to fight he'd eventually lose and if he died the galaxy would be forever lost to the sith. The Force imparted to him that he had a greater mission to fulfil.
Listen to the revenge of the sith audiobook scene of Yoda vs sidious and you'll understand. It's better than the movie and more accurate.
I just headcanon that there are multiple pairs of Sith scattered around the galaxy at any given time, but each team of two only ever relies on each other to maintain secrecy.
Sounds like a dedicated lot. Its important to have dreams and focus on your career.
To become a Sith is a lifetime dedication to darkness and power. If one is truly meant for the path of the Sith, they will truly appreciate their path, regardless of hardships.
Can you make a video explaining just how powerful Anakin was during operation Knightfall? There seems to be a pretty common belief that KF Vader was some peak form of Anakin that could even defeat Yoda or Sidious if he wasn't conflicted
Everyone who uses the Darkside seems so angry all the damn time like they never even smile. Like I always wondered if laughter was considered weak? I can't see Vader cracking jokes to Palpatine.
Let the hate flow through you
Sidious seems to be having a blast. When is that dude not smiling and laughing like a maniac?
@@frethero19 Yes, he was quite the jolly fellow.
Palpatine is Always Happy with his Friends Joker, Voldemort, zod and Loki around
They probably had all joy beaten out of them by their experiences. Many likely grew disillusioned with that lifestyle but remain stuck in it since they never had a life outside of it.
Hey man, i been a fan of star wars my whole life. thanks for the lore
Me too! And you’re welcome!
The thought of these guys going grocery shopping or filing tax returns is just hilarious
The rule of one was probably hell then, because Sidious just made Vader do a whole bunch of work for hours on end.
The Empire under Sidious was a lot like The Office.
I think it would be cool if they introduced a Palpatine level Sith Lord with a stronger and darker version of beast control that has Starweirds as bodyguards imagine how awesome that would look a Sith on a Throne yellow/red eyes with two really tall skeletal figures floating off the ground ready to attack at their masters command and imagine the Sith Lord feeding captured Jedi to his Starweirds in canon it’s implied that they can drain life force and even destroy worlds having a Sith Lord utilizing them like that would be awesome
If we take the lore of Supernatural Encounters at face value, the Star Weirds can't really be controlled, save by their various powerful matriarchs.
@@blackshogun272 yeah in legends I think that would be true but canon from the doctor Aphra comics The Starweird seems more creature like R2d2 is able to shock it and temporarily stun it Aphra cuts its arm off and it seems to feel pain Luke is able to impale it with shards of glass. It didn’t kill the Starweird but temporarily got stuck in its body suggesting it is actually a corporeal being and not just some evil ghost like in legends but that is just my theory on legends va Canon starweirds I may do a video about it or something I just hope that comic isn’t its last canon appearance because those things are awesome asf
I was gonna make a joke about a Sith apprentice forgetting his gear and having to do it in his underwear, but that made me wonder: do Sith wear underwear? What brand? Pains? Fruit of the doom?
Victoria Secret
@@ronjon7942 Vicious Secret
This was an interesting look into the Sith Order and how they view their down time
"what do you do in your free times ?"
"oh, we electrocute each other with my friends and express hate"
"you need to see a therapist"
_0:34__ "When the Sith aren't actively in the process of domination or destroying their enemies, what does their day-to-day life look like?"_
*Thinking about domination or destroying their enemies.*
As a sith lord, I like to go to the local bar and down a few cold brews after a hard day of conspiring.
Truly a more civilized individual you are 😄
Jedis: so uncivilized
...and then fall dead because the bartender was paid by your rival to poison you.
Bring a Gray or Fallen Jedi sounds the most appealing to me. I’d honestly want to study both light and dark sides of the force and use them simultaneously. Kinda like how Anakin does in Ashoka
I can see them in the Galactic Mailroom saying... " Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely!
May the Force be with you all.
Sith answer: May the Farce be on you 😅
What would it be like to be a Sith in each era?
Darth Bane: Ummm, not great…not great.
Jedi=Shaolin Monks
Sith= Spartans
The Sith really fall apart for me when I think about it to much. It’s such a pointless existence. Hatred? Why? Just cause? Thirst for power? For what? Just cause? They’re just so blindly evil it lacks realism without underlining motivations.
@@dutchrjen Abeloth or some other dark side entity gains enough influence over force users when they fall to the dark side that they become puppets without realizing it, and most of the "power" that the dark side gives actually comes from the entity controlling the user like a puppet master, while giving into one's own passion is just a way to mold the Sith's will toward that of the entity. The Jedi are aware of this and try to abstain from passions as a way to shield themselves from the entity. The majority of the Sith deny this aspect of the dark side while their inner circle embraces it as a form of ascendance.
There, I just fixed everything in a few sentences.
The old sith tales are so amazing
I wish this happened and they had adaptions of the red hulks and Immortal Hulk. I especially would want the show's Betty to be Red shehulk.
Sith decided to end the countless deaths in battles and move to a philosophy of only having 2 members of their group. Jedi trained children to fight in wars at 10 years old or younger in "their off time" for over a thousand years after they believed their enemy had disappeared. Which side is horrific?
I hate it when people claim that the Jedi were worse. They are not. The Sith didn't altruistically limit their numbers to avoid death and carnage. They did it in a feeble attempt to consolidate power greedily away from those they deemed unworthy. Also the victims of the thought bomb had a torturous existence after it went off.
So jedi have an army of powerful space wizards, and sith only have 2?
The Jedi of Revenge of the Sith were way out of sync with what it meant to be a Jedi. They became complacent and arrogant, like anyone in an age of peace before an age of decline. In my opinion, they were not true Jedi, and nature always finds a way to restore balance. In Star Wars, the spiritual and natural consciousness is the force, so the force balanced itself out by wiping 99% of them from existence, and although it led to an age of despair in the galaxy, it was absolutely necessary to restore balance in the force.
@@DarthCuddlefluff
Exactly, people take the Jedi's actions and skew them so hard that it's laughable
always evil.
They spended most of their time laughing like mad men while recharging batteries with their fingers. They where stuck on an old inside joke saying the words "ullllltimate pawaaaaarrr" way too often until no one really knew what was the original joke and why it was funny anyway...
When bored they made prank calls to the jedi academy or compared saber lenght.
Malgus!!!!!! What Vader wish he was.
Gotdamn I'm about sick of youtube and these fucking ads popping up in the most inconvenient times.
Facts
It's a conspiracy to drive more of us to the dark side.
Sith life is so much more interesting than the Jedis. I found the jedis life to be sort of mundane
Sith existence during the old republic:
*NAVY SEAL hell week noises*
Nothing like threat of enemy to motivate you to get stronger.
And nothing like keeping a scheming and dubious subordinate close to you to motivate you to keep your instincts razor sharp.
Like Megatron and Starscream.
It is rumored that Darth Sidious became quite skilled at Shuffle Dancing in his free time.
When you can literally kill a planet with a ceremony....you don't exactly kick back, read star forbes and sip your star drink out of your favorite star mug.
I always imagine they do a lot of tough poses in the mirror.
4:40 Sounds like growing up in Ancient Sparta.
I imagine a lot of online trolling
this aint stopin me from becoming the ultimate sith lord
Sith spent (spend?) their free evenings watching SOUTH PARK, of course.
This is why the Sith keep going extinct, they’re too busy fighting each other. Their greatest enemies are themselves.
I love this about them, its in their nature to just fight with eachother. 10 Sith could cooperate but all it takes is 1 of those 10 Sith to decide he's more powerful than the rest and start an internal fued that inevitably leaves the strongest among them alive and the rest either dead or as obedient acolytes.
Just like the Decepticons
Nooooo their greatest enemy is their avarice for Power.
Bro this is the best idea for the next big Star Wars game. Your a Sith recruited to become an apprentice I leave the rest to your imagination 💭
It's weird, I like the sith more than the Jedi but I like the light side more than the dark side...but only about 60%
This reminds me of Spartan training
The old sith definitely.
Day 319 of asking for a part 3 of what if anakin was trained by qui gon
He would turn out the same since Obi Wan had the exact same personality as Anakin and was trained by Qui Gon.
Dude, stop asking. You're so annoying. I see this request on almost every video SW does and I believe he's ignoring you b/c he has no need to make a part 3.
Just drop it already. If it's been almost a year and there's no answer from the channel owner, then it's safe to say he'll never make the video.
@@rebelfighter5249 Your words that you speak like venom are self reflecting. I am sorry for your pain. But the Force is the key to healing all kinds of pains and longings. I know for I am one with the Force and the Force is with me. May the Force be with you...always
6am: awaken in cold sweats
9am: ponder ways to usurp Master
Noon: take pet Rancor for walk/massacre
3pm: gaze into the abyss
5pm: further brooding
7pm: dinner with myself
10pm: don pajamas with sith lightning bolts (tell NOONE) and flip off the world before going to bed
A horrific existence? I'm literally watching RUclips videos on my throne right now. Being a Sith is great!
The only horrific part of my day is listening to Vader cry about his dead wife and whine about sand.
Lightsaber training, followed by force lightning endurance.
In my concept for two soth xharacters from seperate stories had different eras one duting the sith and jedi wars and the other 100 years after.
Darth wrath- trained in the sith academy at a young age and did nothing but train when not sent to hunt jedi. However when he went into exile and living in the wild forest of a remote world would hunt and kill predators. He chose to abandon the empire and the war under circumstance and at times was hunted by jedi and sith all died as his skills as a hunter and a warrior was almost unmatched from his fighting style.
Darth malice- after the empires fall he was trained in secret by his master and was a representative of his people at a young age after his parents death. He was trained as a sith and if not training he would meditate at an oasis that was the only peace he could find. The jedi he faces was his close friend and when he was discovered he saced her and killed his master. Wounded and was rescued by the jedi. But they chose to both leave the orders after a day isolated and being hunted by his masters allies. They returned to there world and chose to rule the people together as the leaders and began a new order called the order of Sedi they would wield both light and dark and recruited many to there ranks. They escaped the galexy and found a world for there powers to grow greater until the day they return to restore true balance to the force.
So the Rule of Two Sith pretty much acted the same way Lord Kaans Brotherhood did? The same lifestyle that Daŕth Bane detested?
As a Sith Lord, i do the groceries, free groceries
Sorry to correct but if memory serves during the Old Republic period they mostly used Kolto not Bacta tanks. The galaxy at large didn't adopt Bacta until around 4100 BBY, before that is was Kolto.
Zannah and Bane pretended to be brother and sister not uncle and niece. Great video 👍🏽👍🏽
I thought they did both at different points
dude that's my background picture on youtube lol XD
Any master but sidious. Sidious was such a brutal master and he f*cked rule of two by wanting to be the 1 and only sith
I want to know the tuition costs for all these different Sith academies
Lots and lots of paperwork. Feed the beast.
Did Sith have pets 😆🦝🐵🐕
@hackman669 oh man, lots of pet peeves.
Was always a fan of Palps's more modern high-society approach in getting Plagueis bladdered on good wine before killing him.
No reason why homicide for advancement shouldn't also be elegant 🍷
I like nothing more than a cup of tea and a rich tea biscuit while plotting the downfall of the Jedi
As a Sith Lord, I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
It’s actually funny to me bkuz the Jedi viewed attachments as a path to the dark side whereas the Sith viewed attachments as a form of weakness which would explain Palpatine’s frustration with Darth Vader as he merely told Vader time and time again to forget and let go to further the rule of two during the reign of the Empire 8:18
You know what if I was a sith I'd probably want to be born in the rule of two era, so that way I would also be able to keep my double life
It reminds me of my free time
I just assumed model startship building in a bottle… nothing would channel more frustration and hate than that hobby
I heard that Darth Plagueis lived in a place called the Prophet House?
Hey look it's brie Larson (thumbnail art)
What would happen if a sith got everything they wanted? What then?
Rugess Nome and Hego Damask would beg to differ. Their life sounds pretty much like your regular billionaire lifestyle.
Darth Archannos: Just because you met one Sith Lord does not mean you met them all, you would quake in your boots had you met Lord Syphilis or Darth Pervus!
Serra Keto: Wait, that cannot be there names,...right!?
Shaak Ti: I agree why would they even be called that?
Darth Archannos: Why do you think! :D
Barriss Offee: Ew, that is disgusting
Your Jedi mind tricks won’t work on me… What was I saying ?
as a sith lord
my day consists of:
5am wake up
ice bath
hot yoga
100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats, 10 km run every single day
plenty of juice
I was getting drunk and getting Hedi from Jedi chicks.
They read 'The Prince' by Machiavelli
Definitely Rule of Two Sith but outside of that; Grey Jedi
The Rule of Two life actually sounds far far far far far better than the Jedi
1:43 Dude literally looks like Death from Puss In Boots: The Last Wish
What books should I read after the bane trilogy. Bane was arguably the best book series I’ve ever read
Darth bane my fave books of all time
Read the Darth plagiues novel
I'm Sith and I take nature walks I tend my garden and play with my doggo and help my neighbors.
My training is merciless and I'm so strong in the dark side I literally cannot be exposed to sunlight and have even achieved oblivion.
But I have no desire in hunting Jedi.
Kanobi the male model, you can tell he loves dancing with those models whilst flirting with padme
Zannah and Bane pretended to be siblings not uncle and niece
I live in the Coruscant Republica 500 66th floow. My name is Darth Sidious. I'm 77 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There is an idea of a Darth Sidious. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
Cool video
As a Sith I don't any Free Time I spend all my time hunting & slaying Jedi.