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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • SEQUEL: • Epic Soviet March
    WORLD IN CONFLICT: SOVIET ASSAULT -GAME
    HEARTS OF IRON 4 -GAME
    WAR THUNDER -GAME
    CALL OF DUTY WORLD AT WAR -GAME
    FIRST SQUAD:MOMENT OF TRUTH -ANIME
    rest maybe some films with ussr

Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @AlexMappingHD
    @AlexMappingHD  2 года назад +825

    War should only remain in books, games and movies...
    Today the most competent war you can do is at the table of negotiations and diplomats.

    • @Eikinkloster
      @Eikinkloster 2 года назад +3

      Without strength of arms and willingness to use it, no negotiation or diplomacy is possible. If your enemy knows you can't really fight, they will have nothing to gain from negotiations of diplomacy with you. He will just encircle your nation with NATO bases and trample over you.

    • @raveendharv9560
      @raveendharv9560 2 года назад +12

      @ihaveausername bro china invited tiwain only not indian

    • @breezyrides6829
      @breezyrides6829 2 года назад

      why dont you go back in time and asked neville chamberlain how that worked out for europe. war happens because of bleeding hearts like you. peace through strength is the only thing dictators understand. read a god damn history book for once in your life.

    • @indian122
      @indian122 2 года назад +12

      @ihaveausername inshallah we will take pok and Aksai chin back

    • @izuyamakino833
      @izuyamakino833 2 года назад +2

      @ihaveausername YES COMRADE

  • @stereotypical29263
    @stereotypical29263 3 года назад +4882

    "Europe at War"
    "France Surrenders"
    "Britain falls"
    "Switzerland chocolate production increased"

  • @boredguylol3394
    @boredguylol3394 3 года назад +2315

    bacteria: enters my body
    *My immune system:*

    • @coverwoodshop2334
      @coverwoodshop2334 3 года назад +22

      Nah, you just copied the popular comment

    • @boredguylol3394
      @boredguylol3394 3 года назад +199

      @@coverwoodshop2334 its *OUR* comment you capitalist

    • @coverwoodshop2334
      @coverwoodshop2334 3 года назад +89

      @@boredguylol3394oh yea I forgot it's OUR comment tnx bro

    • @boredguylol3394
      @boredguylol3394 3 года назад +45

      @@coverwoodshop2334 y o s

    • @amogus7675
      @amogus7675 3 года назад +65

      Our immune system*

  • @viewer1755
    @viewer1755 4 года назад +794

    When our friend doesn’t share our
    answers

  • @Live-bc1uc
    @Live-bc1uc 2 года назад +232

    Can’t believe this is actually happening

    • @ImANoobTM
      @ImANoobTM 2 года назад +9

      But the different is its ukrain who the one attacked

    • @majorsid8
      @majorsid8 2 года назад

      @@ImANoobTM yes Ukraine is the one committing war crime 💀

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Год назад

      @@ImANoobTM godzilla had a stroke reading that and fucking died

    • @Stardust-0705
      @Stardust-0705 Год назад

      @@ImANoobTM .......moron

    • @SnappBacc
      @SnappBacc Год назад +2

      Unlike then they can't just through men because the men don't want to be thrown and there are hardly any men left

  • @josephstalin43
    @josephstalin43 3 года назад +4614

    Since the Simpsons said it was gonna happen and looking at their history of predicting things in the future, this.... is..... inevitable

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 3 года назад +161

      yes and it is WW2 season 2 if I remember correctly?

    • @дон-т6ъ
      @дон-т6ъ 3 года назад +92

      Stalin!

    • @RyanN05
      @RyanN05 3 года назад +84

      @@britishneko3906 you mean WWI season three

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 3 года назад +31

      @@RyanN05 no? I can't really remember much since I just watch and doesn't care much since im almost immortal (spoiler for season 6)

    • @crafejercitoderusia4308
      @crafejercitoderusia4308 3 года назад +24

      right

  • @david_collenz283
    @david_collenz283 5 лет назад +8778

    russian family:we will visit berlin this year !
    grandpa:

    • @k3kboi665
      @k3kboi665 5 лет назад +268

      Search up avarage age of russian men, it gets real depressing.

    • @Niyrey
      @Niyrey 5 лет назад +224

      grandpa:Oh no the Wehrmacht, Nazis, Adolf Hitler, I....I.... remember! They still alive!
      We must rush B!
      (Me:And that says a men, who come from Germany xD)

    • @bubenknabe2737
      @bubenknabe2737 5 лет назад +180

      Grandpa: again ? Another regime ?

    • @user-vy2hv5pp7k
      @user-vy2hv5pp7k 5 лет назад +185

      @@k3kboi665 I am from Russia and my great grandfather is 97 years old veteran, yet even to this day he has many wartime friends, we have WW2 vets still kicking.

    • @scythal
      @scythal 5 лет назад +32

      @japan fan yes, but sometimes the stereotypes hold true... I have a friend from Moscow whose father died from alcohol overdose...

  • @hsysupremacy5728
    @hsysupremacy5728 3 года назад +1919

    The video's content:
    0% Nudity
    0% Drugs
    10% *Our!*
    10% *Communism*
    80% *Glory of USSR*

    • @malaysianmapping9767
      @malaysianmapping9767 3 года назад +72

      100% communism

    • @sarojnibalagupta9229
      @sarojnibalagupta9229 3 года назад +7

      @@malaysianmapping9767 why are you feeling bad. It's their land, let them do what they want. They are not imposing it on Malaysia.

    • @malaysianmapping9767
      @malaysianmapping9767 3 года назад +15

      @@sarojnibalagupta9229 I never said I opposed communism

    • @hsysupremacy5728
      @hsysupremacy5728 3 года назад

      @Pedro sí, Comrade

    • @pyroamazix774
      @pyroamazix774 3 года назад +2

      Soldiers are normal people. They use drugs.

  • @shinigamizerokai
    @shinigamizerokai 7 месяцев назад +20

    Teacher: We are Going to Moscow
    Girls: it cold in there
    BOYS:

  • @dexiceball4930
    @dexiceball4930 5 лет назад +2208

    Teacher: Lets go to berlin!
    Girls: Yay new dress!!
    Boys:

  • @DanLoadan
    @DanLoadan 3 года назад +2560

    "France surrenders"
    "Britain falls"
    "Switzerland spectates"

    • @person0-016
      @person0-016 3 года назад +126

      *Plot twist: Switzerland is waiting for the Soviets to take all their troops to the American front. Then, they will strike with the power of hundreds of years of built up rage.*

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 3 года назад +10

      brit now never fights the Russian army

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 3 года назад +5

      we bacame best fwends fowevwey

    • @kosta22024
      @kosta22024 3 года назад +2

      Noto Anymore

    • @britishneko3906
      @britishneko3906 3 года назад +6

      @@kosta22024 frick... I guess imma bring the 183mm colonization/tea bag launcher

  • @thesovietunion6765
    @thesovietunion6765 4 года назад +1616

    That seems about right...

    • @camzcardenas
      @camzcardenas 3 года назад +51

      We must Do An October revolution in 2021

    • @seanchernov7178
      @seanchernov7178 3 года назад +14

      We still need to make the first one again before

    • @rookiejr1600
      @rookiejr1600 3 года назад +18

      What a minute we are getting stronger I see

    • @callsign_kebob1457
      @callsign_kebob1457 3 года назад +6

      Da we should do A revolution again

    • @joker65tf76
      @joker65tf76 3 года назад +4

      Hello thare soviet union remember me indonesia/PKI

  • @noahlonaker2668
    @noahlonaker2668 2 года назад +60

    Holy fuck it’s actually happening…

  • @Velvet_wolf01
    @Velvet_wolf01 4 года назад +1532

    January: Possible third world war.
    February: Australia on fire
    March: A global pandemic
    April:

    • @wiktorfijakowski6949
      @wiktorfijakowski6949 4 года назад +27

      Thats a life

    • @mohammedraed1136
      @mohammedraed1136 4 года назад +21

      danielxplay 22 unfortunately that’s didn’t happen

    • @Tegar.I
      @Tegar.I 4 года назад +16

      Amerika and china accusing each other, south korea and north korea a violation of the agreement occurred, America, Israel, and some european demands compensation to China, us navy in south china sea, Possible happen ww3

    • @ramdomhistoryenjoyer5857
      @ramdomhistoryenjoyer5857 4 года назад +8

      April and May : *STILL* A *GLOBAL* *PANDEMIC*

    • @charliejames9976
      @charliejames9976 4 года назад

      @GlobalPixelNerd True

  • @croatianempiremapper2435
    @croatianempiremapper2435 5 лет назад +1594

    Washington?
    *STALINGTON*

  • @daubert9991
    @daubert9991 4 года назад +2515

    When the German kid throws a snowball to the Russian kid

    • @riaceron821
      @riaceron821 4 года назад +33

      Lmao...😂😂😂

    • @ngaicon3868
      @ngaicon3868 3 года назад +62

      Watch 1:12 to know the result :)

    • @serek9689
      @serek9689 3 года назад +11

      WW3 has begun

    • @chd5780
      @chd5780 3 года назад

      @minh hiếu nguyễn Bruh ? Du ma mi

    • @kksykksy4904
      @kksykksy4904 3 года назад +20

      The great Soviet Union,Our big brother,Our teacher,Chinese people love you forever,The Soviet spirit guides us forward,Fighting for communism is my supreme glory,Even death can't stop my will

  • @Question-Log
    @Question-Log 2 года назад +124

    The Soviets have indeed risen once again and now it’s only a matter of time before the nuclear war.

    • @xBlackWind
      @xBlackWind 2 года назад

      Hardly, modern russia is nothing more than a kitten compared to what the ussr once was

    • @Dor19441
      @Dor19441 2 года назад

      Yeah...

    • @anm10wolvorinenotapanther32
      @anm10wolvorinenotapanther32 2 года назад +2

      You know... With their current performance with Ukraine it would sure be a miracle if such a thing happens. Considering they are doing this badly against Ukraine, they're capabilities to challenge even Poland is highly questionable.

    • @xBlackWind
      @xBlackWind 2 года назад

      @@anm10wolvorinenotapanther32 Russia has lost its edge in every field since the USSR fell. Most of the stuff they use is old dilapidated crap. Their space program hasn't even been able to send any object beyond the earth's orbit after the fall of the USSR.

    • @x-raygames9619
      @x-raygames9619 2 года назад +6

      @@anm10wolvorinenotapanther32 how can you say? They sent only 10% of their active military personnel there. Ukraine already gave their weapons to civilians. USA and whole Europe filling them with weapons but still Russians didn't drafted reservists, didn't send more troops and still gaining territories. I think their performance is pretty decent.

  • @kaidarell2504
    @kaidarell2504 5 лет назад +2312

    How to survive:
    1. Go to Russia
    2. Be friends with Russia
    3. stay in Russia

    • @王德意-g6h
      @王德意-g6h 5 лет назад +148

      -Russia-
      *Soviet Union*

    • @Teddy_Roosevelt_
      @Teddy_Roosevelt_ 5 лет назад +51

      Then go to gulag for not being Russian XD

    • @svetprogressa
      @svetprogressa 5 лет назад +13

      Спасибо.

    • @svetprogressa
      @svetprogressa 5 лет назад +7

      @@王德意-g6h смех и только.

    • @svetprogressa
      @svetprogressa 5 лет назад +25

      @@王德意-g6h в жопу демократию, вперёд коммунизм!

  • @tdgt
    @tdgt 4 года назад +784

    Everybody Gangsta... till this actually happens in real life.

    • @deadjuicebox8072
      @deadjuicebox8072 4 года назад +15

      I would be hard...but possible the U.N would probably all team up on them and also China would probably be against the Soviets because we buy stuff from them so it might last a bit but would DIE

    • @oscarmanzano4638
      @oscarmanzano4638 4 года назад +5

      @@deadjuicebox8072 don't forget the Sino-Soviet Split!

    • @oscarmanzano4638
      @oscarmanzano4638 4 года назад +12

      Good thing that I'm already learning Russian

    • @deadjuicebox8072
      @deadjuicebox8072 4 года назад +2

      @@oscarmanzano4638 I dont want to sound dumb but what's that?

    • @deadjuicebox8072
      @deadjuicebox8072 4 года назад +2

      @Axios .king well it's not the EU but the U.N or China will be something in the war

  • @B33joy
    @B33joy 4 года назад +2515

    "Britain falls"
    "France surrenders"
    "Switzerland : proceeds to double their chocolate production"

    • @felipeaugusto2600
      @felipeaugusto2600 4 года назад +79

      And make popcorn.

    • @offline5608
      @offline5608 4 года назад +47

      Belarus recuse a invite from soviet union
      SOVIETS MAKE A TUTORIAL HOW TO EXPLODE A COUNTRY

    • @LS-S--
      @LS-S-- 4 года назад +21

      Indonesia Make Revolution

    • @stupidumbdumb
      @stupidumbdumb 4 года назад +8

      11/10

    • @LS-S--
      @LS-S-- 4 года назад +11

      And Germany Make Spacecraft Im Not Kidding Brrrft

  • @tanthientruong1029
    @tanthientruong1029 2 года назад +23

    Ah, the good old days, when everything was just a game

  • @nikolaireznov9137
    @nikolaireznov9137 3 года назад +774

    Soviet unión: "WE ALWAYS COME BACK"

  • @titegaming3296
    @titegaming3296 3 года назад +685

    My imune system after russian vaccine enters my body:

    • @volumist
      @volumist 3 года назад +11

      @Razmaw You mean Covid fighting vaccine.

    • @appleman7806
      @appleman7806 3 года назад +3

      *our

    • @woahmilll8200
      @woahmilll8200 3 года назад

      Sputnik V?

    • @tillieeeee7777
      @tillieeeee7777 3 года назад +2

      @@woahmilll8200 Nah vodka...of course Sputnik V.

    • @skeletonman9785
      @skeletonman9785 3 года назад

      @@tillieeeee7777 why the fuck are you here actually don’t tell me I was going to take your soul anyways

  • @kostic7825
    @kostic7825 4 года назад +1744

    Stalin: Wanna hear a joke?
    Hitler: Sure.
    Stalin: Moscow.
    Hitler: I don’t get it...
    Stalin: *Exactly.*

    • @zubze278
      @zubze278 4 года назад +16

      LOL

    • @catherine6212
      @catherine6212 4 года назад +26

      *OUR COMMENT!*

    • @foxydefnaf3206
      @foxydefnaf3206 4 года назад +1

      @Hüseyin Demir with soviet turkish army will become our army

    • @nightmare2024
      @nightmare2024 4 года назад +7

      @Hüseyin Demir Ottomans fell and lost ww1

    • @BOEIEplayZ
      @BOEIEplayZ 4 года назад +6

      @Hüseyin Demir turkey is strong but not the best ww1 turkey felt and than ww2 turkey was scared for soviet union and nazi Germany soviet country wil kil turkey. Greater soviet countrys. Турция не трябва да бъде твърда

  • @nopal7339
    @nopal7339 2 года назад +41

    Me: *taking bath witha soap that kills 99% of Bacteria*
    1% bacteria:

  • @mrmiraclenut9684
    @mrmiraclenut9684 5 лет назад +252

    Mom : What kind of music do you listen to ?
    Me : Well... its complicated

    • @deadjuicebox8072
      @deadjuicebox8072 4 года назад +13

      NO ITS NOT!!!!!!! UR MOM IS A CAPITALIST BLYAT

    • @kolonist5429
      @kolonist5429 4 года назад +1

      Fucking commie.
      Когда же вы вымрете уже. Столько погибло из-за этих коммунистов, да и идея ужасная. Как вас земля носит?!
      Commie, Arevuar, Alividerchi, Goodbye, Прощайте, Auphiderzein.

    • @columc
      @columc 4 года назад

      Kolonist 54 Fucking Capitalist.

    • @Жнец-у6д
      @Жнец-у6д 4 года назад +2

      Kolonist 54, это ваш капитализм идея ужасная! CYKA BLYAT

    • @columc
      @columc 4 года назад +1

      Жнец ok comrade

  • @AlexMappingHD
    @AlexMappingHD  5 лет назад +725

    3.000.000 views- 3.000.000 Red army Soldiers

    • @Niyrey
      @Niyrey 5 лет назад +25

      Sorry but, I com from Germany...
      But we can be friends, right?

    • @danielbejan5424
      @danielbejan5424 5 лет назад +13

      3.000.000 milions soliders must have socialist romania

    • @elcomandanterojo2111
      @elcomandanterojo2111 5 лет назад +7

      ACCOUNT WITH ALL MY CAMARADA SUPPORT.
      ЖИТЬ ДЛЯ СОВЕТСКОГО СОЮЗА

    • @charitysworld2177
      @charitysworld2177 5 лет назад +4

      +388,151

    • @Venator88
      @Venator88 5 лет назад +5

      FOR THE MOTHERLAND

  • @newtonstheology8765
    @newtonstheology8765 2 года назад +21

    Simpson predicted Ukraine

  • @maximusy8311
    @maximusy8311 4 года назад +2548

    Teacher: we are going to Russia
    Girls: yay! The biggest country!
    Boys: URA URA URA URA URA URA URA

    • @vectoz3021
      @vectoz3021 4 года назад +40

      Because mother Vietnam and mother Russian

    • @RenarchyLeader
      @RenarchyLeader 4 года назад +15

      kẻ lang thang tf Vietnam isn’t mother vietnam

    • @Mira_2stroke
      @Mira_2stroke 4 года назад +10

      Я предпочел бы пойти в группу мальчиков 😅😑🇷🇺

    • @RenarchyLeader
      @RenarchyLeader 4 года назад +2

      mira jfw да

    • @RenarchyLeader
      @RenarchyLeader 4 года назад +16

      Maximus Y Btw you meant Germany and the girls will be
      Girls: SO BORING
      Boys: *U.S.S.R MARCH INTENSIFIES*

  • @debbiesabine371
    @debbiesabine371 6 лет назад +633

    *AMERICA LEFT THE GAME*

  • @ifvnofficial4270
    @ifvnofficial4270 5 лет назад +574

    USSR: Ura Ura Ura
    German soilder: ah shit here we go again

    • @janediary9690
      @janediary9690 5 лет назад +27

      i am from switzerland we eat chocolate not Popcorn :D but don't worry its not MY Chocolate its OUR
      URAA!

    • @ifvnofficial4270
      @ifvnofficial4270 5 лет назад +9

      @@janediary9690 URAA comrade

    • @tyrmentv2218
      @tyrmentv2218 5 лет назад +4

      @@ifvnofficial4270 УРА нахуй

    • @zhorikmrt1255
      @zhorikmrt1255 5 лет назад +3

      @@janediary9690 Europe is OUR and ALASKA!!

    • @B--uf4ne
      @B--uf4ne 5 лет назад +1

      I'm friendly VN are you a communist or republic your profile picture confused me

  • @Thunder_Sniper
    @Thunder_Sniper 8 месяцев назад +5

    URAA ! URAA ! URAA ! URAA ! URAAAAAAAAA !!!!

  • @pamperss5471
    @pamperss5471 5 лет назад +4502

    *Поставьте лайк чтоб эти иностранцы подумали что я написал что то очень крутое*

  • @Madslav398
    @Madslav398 5 лет назад +287

    Allies in WWII: even united with Germany’s technological advantage this will be long
    Soviet Union: hold my vodka

  • @imspiriteb
    @imspiriteb 3 года назад +601

    someone: *crosses red line*
    every soilder in military game:

  • @badoucancel9332
    @badoucancel9332 2 года назад +21

    And so the Simpsons foreshadowed another thing

  • @phonkyman237
    @phonkyman237 5 лет назад +2752

    Good but
    Britain falls
    France surrender
    Italy switch sides

  • @emperorbacon2734
    @emperorbacon2734 4 года назад +989

    Currently watched this A Million Times!

    • @german6869
      @german6869 4 года назад +21

      Me too (Not a joke )

    • @A_Khajiit_Has_Wares
      @A_Khajiit_Has_Wares 4 года назад +8

      Me three, and I’m adamantly anti-communism XD

    • @theunclave6558
      @theunclave6558 4 года назад +35

      I hate to be that guy but y'all are full of shit, cuz in order for you to have watched this video a million times you would have had to watch it for 8 years non stop. Here's the math
      This vid is 266 seconds:
      266*1 000 000 = 266 000 000(amount of seconds you claimed to have watched it for)
      266 000 000/60(to convert to minutes) = 4 433 333,333...(lets round up to 334)
      4 433 334/60(to convert to hours) = 73 888,9(lets round up to 889)
      Now lets convert to days:
      73 889/24 = 3078,70 days and now
      3078,70 days/365 = 8 years
      So no you did not watch it a million times but that doesn't really matter because it's still an amazing vid and you liking it so much is great.

    • @anhkhoanguyentran5130
      @anhkhoanguyentran5130 4 года назад +2

      Yep me too

    • @randomshitpost8477
      @randomshitpost8477 4 года назад +2

      @@german6869 lol don't lie lmao

  • @apple222sickly
    @apple222sickly 4 года назад +143

    *When Your Friend Won’t Share His Golden Pickaxe And Sickle*

  • @Nataliya819
    @Nataliya819 3 года назад +206

    1812 : Paris
    1945:Berlin
    2075:Washington

  • @suhas6508
    @suhas6508 5 лет назад +78

    My blood is red for a reason.
    OUR* BLOOD

  • @Aj-ik2yd
    @Aj-ik2yd 3 года назад +845

    Teacher: we are going to Berlin for this years field trip
    Girls: Ew, boring
    Boys: Comrades....Assemble

    • @frst.4633
      @frst.4633 3 года назад +15

      i think you meant
      girls: *"yay that place is full of nice people"*

    • @aurornis
      @aurornis 3 года назад +9

      Aj you spelled "Comrade" wrong 😲

    • @joshu8263
      @joshu8263 3 года назад +3

      Wir werden Berlin Verteidigen 😂
      (Just a joke, I may be German but I am not a fascist)

    • @anormalperson1188
      @anormalperson1188 3 года назад +7

      Comrades our comrade.

    • @anormalperson1188
      @anormalperson1188 3 года назад +4

      @@joshu8263 we know that you are not fascist because you didnt live during the german fascist

  • @LuongNguyen-nz8ci
    @LuongNguyen-nz8ci 2 года назад +210

    Я из Вьетнама. Я очень люблю Советский Союз, и многое узнаю об истории Советского Союза, а также России.

  • @shivanshtiwari6474
    @shivanshtiwari6474 3 года назад +86

    Dislikes are from the 6 th panzer army who were trapped once in stalingrad

    • @galaxymyt4834
      @galaxymyt4834 3 года назад +2

      But they are best you copy all of technology from Germany

    • @nigblack552
      @nigblack552 3 года назад

      @@galaxymyt4834 uhhh.... USSR rekt Germany by technology from late 1942 onwards

    • @s.c.p-foundation3372
      @s.c.p-foundation3372 3 года назад

      @@nigblack552 I don't know about quality but they sure as hell had the quantity.

    • @командирдуха
      @командирдуха 3 года назад +1

      And Fatburgers

  • @kyawthu755
    @kyawthu755 5 лет назад +65

    Weatherman: ... and we're expecting a sudden cold front from the East
    *_Russians_* :

    • @ppcat8630
      @ppcat8630 5 лет назад

      Russians: hold my vodka

  • @_DutchRaptorX_
    @_DutchRaptorX_ 4 года назад +125

    While I was watching this, halfway trough the video my phone was on 1% but it stayed Alive, and died once the video had ended. It litterally stayed Alive just for me to finish watching this video

    • @lunatic5155
      @lunatic5155 4 года назад +12

      Your phones is secretly made in Russia and wanted you to enjoy culture before giving its final breath.

    • @seazonshining9998
      @seazonshining9998 4 года назад +6

      Mother Russia has given it strength for you to see the greatness of the motherland

    • @user-rw9zx1ep4d
      @user-rw9zx1ep4d 4 года назад

      Damn, that's cool

    • @sirethanthegreat4069
      @sirethanthegreat4069 4 года назад

      That also happened to me. But it let me watch twice.

    • @giantskeleton2418
      @giantskeleton2418 4 года назад

      Your phone is comrade

  • @akhmat9839
    @akhmat9839 2 года назад +59

    Kyiv has fallen 2022
    Europe loading........

    • @Micha-iz5du
      @Micha-iz5du 2 года назад

      Kyiv wont fall Ukraine is strong country SLAVA UKRAINIE FUCK PUTIN

  • @khorneberzerker2184
    @khorneberzerker2184 5 лет назад +584

    I love the Russian warcry, it's honestly simple yet intimidating when hundreds of soldiers shout out at once

    • @kiba3x
      @kiba3x 4 года назад +7

      @Daniel von Strangle Sure, sure, big boy. :)

    • @loucypher1060
      @loucypher1060 4 года назад +3

      Bruh. Hundreds of soldiers humming the Addams family theme song is intimidating.

    • @_Nemo2210
      @_Nemo2210 4 года назад +4

      Russia are part of СССР!!! Also known as USSR

    • @Каналбобра-м3ю
      @Каналбобра-м3ю 4 года назад +1

      Спасибо, человек

    • @TelmenBudsuren
      @TelmenBudsuren 4 года назад +3

      yea im from Mongolia, i was in army, we used to "ура!" for battlecry
      ps, mongolia is post commie country, all army stuffs are soviet era tho

  • @levietanh36
    @levietanh36 5 лет назад +795

    Soviet ? Union
    Cyka ? Blyat
    Ura ? nium
    Hotel ? Trivago

  • @Bintang_Merah
    @Bintang_Merah 4 года назад +567

    America : i-phone
    Sovyet union: our-phone

  • @lucamuller6545
    @lucamuller6545 2 года назад +13

    POV: You live in Europe 2022

    • @TheUnknown.-.-.-.
      @TheUnknown.-.-.-. 3 месяца назад

      Привет товарищ, добро пожаловать в 2024 год

  • @Swissy87
    @Swissy87 3 года назад +775

    The simpsons always predicts the future.
    We will rise comrades.
    Glory to our new union.

    • @juhokorhonen2059
      @juhokorhonen2059 3 года назад +9

      No you dont want it

    • @vitoremanuel4374
      @vitoremanuel4374 3 года назад +22

      Lol,waiting to see it fall again

    • @tictoc1155
      @tictoc1155 3 года назад +16

      we all are around the world, greetings

    • @tbsam1041
      @tbsam1041 3 года назад +13

      Germany: awww sh-t here we go again

    • @caliraised8806
      @caliraised8806 3 года назад +2

      🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @n_asmo
    @n_asmo 4 года назад +1433

    *Porn* 0%
    *Song* 5%
    *N. Anthem* 20%
    *Communism*
    *300%*
    edit: меня уже 510?? очень спасибо

  • @martinnovotny8949
    @martinnovotny8949 7 лет назад +6969

    Time for soviet world conquest in hearts of iron iv

  • @enrisek610
    @enrisek610 5 лет назад +549

    Britain falls,
    France surrenders,
    Stalin enters (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

    • @grim2778
      @grim2778 5 лет назад +7

      Everyone stares

    • @Tonymontana-vf5lp
      @Tonymontana-vf5lp 5 лет назад +6

      @@grim2778 türk sovyet

    • @grim2778
      @grim2778 5 лет назад +2

      @@Tonymontana-vf5lp
      *Efendim yoldaş?*

    • @Tonymontana-vf5lp
      @Tonymontana-vf5lp 5 лет назад +3

      @@grim2778 sen Türk müsün yoksa sovyetmisin

    • @grim2778
      @grim2778 5 лет назад +2

      @@Tonymontana-vf5lp
      Kanım Türk kanı kardeş

  • @trident-op8262
    @trident-op8262 5 лет назад +790

    Europe
    U mean western Russia

  • @thecitizenoftheinternet1077
    @thecitizenoftheinternet1077 6 лет назад +374

    In America you pay EA.
    In Soviet Russia EA pays you!

  • @vasilyzaitsev328
    @vasilyzaitsev328 2 года назад +8

    Да здравствует Россия, здравствует родина, к черту запад и Украину, идите на Россию

  • @lufr_7511
    @lufr_7511 5 лет назад +143

    Teacher: so we are going to berlin
    Girls:nooo please
    Boys:*taking AK47* let’s do this

  • @obi-wankenobi6036
    @obi-wankenobi6036 4 года назад +102

    Imagine 2020 ends and it’s says “Tutorial Compete” in the sky, then Soviet Russia returns

  • @Healer_work
    @Healer_work 2 года назад +16

    This in my feed when Russia invaded Ukraine today 24 Feb 2022 in the East and 23 Feb 2022 in the West.

  • @slavicking4083
    @slavicking4083 5 лет назад +384

    2019: Washington
    2020: Stalington

  • @MrSmi76
    @MrSmi76 6 лет назад +657

    Здравствуйте товарищи

  • @White-rb5ey
    @White-rb5ey 5 лет назад +1622

    Teacher: we'll be taking a trip to Russia this summer
    Girls: OMG the boys there are so pretty
    Boys:
    Edit:Thank you comrades for so many likes!!!

    • @juanmeraz1395
      @juanmeraz1395 5 лет назад +66

      Boys: COMRADES GET YOUR RATIONS AND RIFLES AND VODKA WE ARE GOING TO WARR!!!!! Форма дар Russia!!!!!

    • @jacobmikel4981
      @jacobmikel4981 5 лет назад +21

      KET. stupid, more then a better portion of russian men suffer with alcoholic issues, thats why rudsian women are leaving

    • @luani3636
      @luani3636 5 лет назад

      William Blazkovitz очень обидно

    • @alucksay6538
      @alucksay6538 5 лет назад +1

      Почему бы и нет :)

    • @roftar
      @roftar 5 лет назад +4

      Sure are, they need to compensate for what they did in WW2.

  • @tiki-borus1795
    @tiki-borus1795 2 года назад +18

    USSR STRONG

    • @dugzien9839
      @dugzien9839 2 года назад

      nope only using meatshield manpower ruclips.net/video/Wmb_lsE7Rhw/видео.html

  • @bolshevik1704
    @bolshevik1704 7 лет назад +1427

    1 Like = ura!!!! ura ura ura ura ura

  • @travisreed1730
    @travisreed1730 5 лет назад +269

    In Soviet Russia, you no invade Stalingrad, Stalingrad invade YOU.

  • @vevafarias2461
    @vevafarias2461 4 года назад +633

    January: possibility of a world war3
    February:Australia on fire
    March:Corona virus
    April:𝕊𝕠𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕥 𝕌𝕟𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜

    • @apple222sickly
      @apple222sickly 4 года назад +20

      veva farias
      If you don’t know Russia is trying to reunite the Soviet Union in reality that’s why Ukraine is under occupation

    • @apple222sickly
      @apple222sickly 4 года назад +3

      SOSEN
      Maybe? Xaxaxa stalin now says you go to gulag

    • @aureliaworx4592
      @aureliaworx4592 4 года назад

      He edited his comment🧐🧐🧐🧐

    • @generalmexico7379
      @generalmexico7379 4 года назад

      México join soviet union

    • @ashiks.a.4560
      @ashiks.a.4560 4 года назад +1

      May:world ends

  • @heyremember89
    @heyremember89 2 года назад +12

    Well well this is happening true

  • @hang9055
    @hang9055 5 лет назад +107

    U.S.A: Finally, USSR collapsed.
    Soviet Union: Not today
    Also Soviet Union: URA!

  • @remyvalenzuela7027
    @remyvalenzuela7027 5 лет назад +180

    Gotta hand it to Russian they suffered heavy casualties in ww1 and ww2 they never surrendered they kept fighting to the death.

    • @adamhauskins6407
      @adamhauskins6407 5 лет назад +8

      But they did in ww1 they promised peace and bread and delivered neither

    • @remyvalenzuela7027
      @remyvalenzuela7027 5 лет назад +1

      adam hauskins oh yeah

    • @rafiibnul5372
      @rafiibnul5372 5 лет назад +4

      Ww1 they did even before Austria. The only reason entente won because of the US intervention. I wont say alliez for WW1. because there is no good side in WW1. France Russia and britain were protecting the country that started it.

    • @user-dk8gz3bl7r
      @user-dk8gz3bl7r 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah, those Soviets are fierce.

    • @TKizimov
      @TKizimov 5 лет назад

      Thanks, we are remember it

  • @nahbro5366
    @nahbro5366 4 года назад +158

    Teacher: Where is communism?
    Kid: * Points to -Europe- -Asia- Earth *
    Teacher: *Correct*

  • @gamingboi8812
    @gamingboi8812 3 года назад +240

    Gandhi: We must be Quiet and protest for our freedom.
    Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose:

  • @Dhzury
    @Dhzury 5 лет назад +418

    "Ok timmy whats the capital of the USA?"
    " *Berlin.* "
    "Timmy you are incorrect, it is Moscow. Off to the gulag"

  • @GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag
    @GabrieleirbaGabrieleirbag 5 лет назад +240

    If the simpsons can predict the future....maybe......I dont know

  • @Alfie27
    @Alfie27 2 года назад +19

    USSR comeback?

  • @TheRussianSmurf
    @TheRussianSmurf 5 лет назад +445

    Americans: *Why do I hear boss music*
    Russians: *Ura! Ura! Ura!*

    • @britannictheship3826
      @britannictheship3826 5 лет назад +1

      I hear Uno

    • @SteelerBoy-tc7sv
      @SteelerBoy-tc7sv 5 лет назад +1

      Bosses still get beat by the protagonist

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 5 лет назад +1

      Americans: oh cool target practice, only one has a gun, which is a flintlock.

    • @kickbutoxy1218
      @kickbutoxy1218 5 лет назад +3

      That boss battle ended in 1991😋
      And America is the winner

    • @Danilllllll
      @Danilllllll 5 лет назад

      @@kickbutoxy1218 don't worry, baby. It was rotten battle of USA

  • @swadeshi6666
    @swadeshi6666 6 лет назад +519

    i was playing this in my car while driving, it transformed to a T-34- 76.

  • @Avicerox
    @Avicerox 3 года назад +549

    Teacher: We will be going to Moscow this year.
    Girls: Moscow is so cold, I want to see the architecture too.
    Boys:

    • @stevenwang2068
      @stevenwang2068 3 года назад +20

      me: can we go in May

    • @Avicerox
      @Avicerox 3 года назад +19

      @@stevenwang2068 lol, you are wiser than Hitler or Napoleon, as you are not repeating their mistakes of going in winter.

    • @stevenwang2068
      @stevenwang2068 3 года назад +11

      @@Avicerox lol i only said that because it is when the victory day parade happens

    • @raptor22o90
      @raptor22o90 3 года назад +4

      Also the boys:
      On the way back we are going into berlin, though Paris, onto London and doing a fast pass in Washington.

    • @Albin_Editz
      @Albin_Editz 3 года назад +3

      Boys:no let's Go and see Soviet march

  • @phuongdo8385
    @phuongdo8385 3 года назад +28

    I'm from VietNam. I love Soviet and I believe the Soviet Union will return in the future and Communisn will spread to the whole wrold ❤️🇻🇳❤️🇷🇺❤️

    • @domPedroII318
      @domPedroII318 2 года назад +2

      I don't want commonism in my country that he stays in yours.

    • @AntiFurryJihad
      @AntiFurryJihad 2 года назад +3

      🇮🇳 India will stand with Soviets not Americans!
      Long Live Indo Soviet friendship!🇮🇳🇷🇺

    • @satyabratabose1604
      @satyabratabose1604 2 года назад +1

      F**k u 😠, Communism is shit. Democracy shall prevail... Always love Democracy from India 🇮🇳. But yes personally we have a deep cultural relations with both Vietnam & Russia.. we love them.

    • @satyabratabose1604
      @satyabratabose1604 2 года назад

      @@AntiFurryJihad f**k u, we stand with our people only India. No Russia, No America.. if u have any issues then pls go to Russia and stay there our country do not need fools like u.

    • @phuongdo8385
      @phuongdo8385 2 года назад

      @@satyabratabose1604 Your capitalism developed, but looking back at history, it went from Hiroshima, Nagasaki 1945 or Kham Thien and our capital Hanoi. 197/400 B52 bombs destroy my country and want to turn our Capital back to the stone age. Yes, that is the development of your bourgeois democracy. We Vietnamese people do not hate or hate you and on the contrary love you Westerners very much, but we will never forget the day the US invaded our country and especially December 18, 1972. when the B52s started Operation Linerbacker II to bomb our compatriots in the capital Hanoi.

  • @Empriction
    @Empriction 3 года назад +282

    1:43 this is the most powerful sign I've ever seen...

    • @gracemaxwell2120
      @gracemaxwell2120 3 года назад

      Yea

    • @gracemaxwell2120
      @gracemaxwell2120 3 года назад +1

      That fcking Russia

    • @FelonM
      @FelonM 3 года назад +1

      @@EiJacc69 hello underfunded and that part of the FBI that nobody except the foundation gives a shit about

    • @agege04
      @agege04 3 года назад +5

      Its from the trailer "soviet strugle" from hoi4

    • @Masked_boy32
      @Masked_boy32 3 года назад

      You mean we've ever seen

  • @alesx75
    @alesx75 5 лет назад +163

    URAAAAAAA *In Bulgarian and Russian* УРАААААААААА

    • @aiguldarmenbayeva9147
      @aiguldarmenbayeva9147 5 лет назад +6

      Ура! ура! Ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура ура

    • @r.fantom
      @r.fantom 5 лет назад +2

      Also in my language Serbian, we say Uraaa too! And that was Yugoslavia so we was communists very known too...

    • @r.fantom
      @r.fantom 5 лет назад +4

      We write Cyrilic ☺️

    • @jeka__6433
      @jeka__6433 5 лет назад

      Serbia: Yogoslavia STRONG!!!!
      Cosovo: BLYAT

  • @godot9126
    @godot9126 2 года назад +7

    So it begun

  • @Thongcoikute
    @Thongcoikute 4 года назад +667

    Я - вьетнамец, я молод, но мы знаем, что Россия, бывшая советская, очень нам помогла, то, что Россия помогает Вьетнаму, очень ценно. Каждый раз, когда я слушал мелодию «Гимн СССР», «Гимн России» и песню «Советский марш Red Alert 3», я плакал, вспоминая о советских героях, павших в Великой Отечественной обороне. Вьетнам, большое спасибо, Россия. Любит Россию.

    • @user-vy2hv5pp7k
      @user-vy2hv5pp7k 4 года назад +60

      Спадибо братан, слава Советскому народу

    • @Lampadist
      @Lampadist 4 года назад +58

      Вьетнам - очень хорошая страна, не то, что предатели китайцы

    • @Thongcoikute
      @Thongcoikute 4 года назад +16

      @@user-vy2hv5pp7k 🇻🇳 🇷🇺

    • @ЕБУЧИЙНАТУРАЛ
      @ЕБУЧИЙНАТУРАЛ 4 года назад +20

      ý tưởng của chủ nghĩa cộng sản là để giúp đỡ người nghèo quốc gia và dân. Có thể không nên giàu hay nghèo.

    • @ЕБУЧИЙНАТУРАЛ
      @ЕБУЧИЙНАТУРАЛ 4 года назад +19

      bây giờ Nga là một đất nước tư bản chủ nghĩa như Hoa Kỳ. ở đây những người giàu có quy luật và họ sẽ không để giúp đỡ người nghèo

  • @thesamurialianderp2937
    @thesamurialianderp2937 4 года назад +116

    Germany: we must move to East and attack Russia
    Russia:hold my vodka

  • @redpill8624
    @redpill8624 2 года назад +25

    Respect and support Russia 🇷🇺 from Algeria 🇩🇿

    • @therealdrdave
      @therealdrdave 2 года назад +1

      Fuck all you fascists

    • @PrestonGarvey-j3g
      @PrestonGarvey-j3g 2 года назад +3

      @@therealdrdave have a redpill you are not yourself when you are blinded by the media ruclips.net/video/iDG_hWlVda4/видео.html

  • @C0ldD1rective
    @C0ldD1rective 5 лет назад +276

    Her: "One word, three letters. Say it and im yours"
    Me: *URA*

  • @jospehstalin7944
    @jospehstalin7944 4 года назад +2461

    I tried using nazi Germany as my password, but it said it was too weak.
    One URA= one soviet soldier!
    Edit: We need more URA's Comrades! (Sub to your glorious leaders channel )

  • @totorokyoto7799
    @totorokyoto7799 4 года назад +540

    Russia Federation: The USSR will return your prisoners
    USA: We thought the USSR had collapsed
    USSR: We were joking
    РФ: СССР вернет ваших пленных
    США: Мы думали СССР распался
    *Меняется табличка страны*
    Советский Союз: Мы пошутили

    • @LongLiveTheVictory
      @LongLiveTheVictory 4 года назад +10

      Ух. Спасибо за перевод братан.
      OH. Thanks for translate bro.

    • @suhas6508
      @suhas6508 4 года назад

      @Bunyamin Esen the conditions are always uncertain, like the economic downturn now many countries are experiencing, similar to the conditions of post ww1 world

    • @5thpcbattalion553
      @5thpcbattalion553 4 года назад +1

      @Raj USSR IS NOT RUSSIA! RUSSIAN EMPIRE SHOULD COME BACK

    • @Zzzleeps
      @Zzzleeps 4 года назад

      SUKA BLYAT

    • @АлексейЧернигов-з2у
      @АлексейЧернигов-з2у 4 года назад

      В ООН до сих пор СССР зайдите в устав ООН глава 5 статья 23 устав ООН.

  • @malarkythompsonwilson9981
    @malarkythompsonwilson9981 3 года назад +104

    "Communism only works if everyone is a communist"
    Stalin:

  • @stukaincoming
    @stukaincoming 4 года назад +56

    No advertisments, because the song is already ours

  • @thetrendygamer5439
    @thetrendygamer5439 4 года назад +211

    Nazi Germany: betrays USSR
    USSR; URA URA URA URA
    Also USSR:

    • @mgapryt4930
      @mgapryt4930 4 года назад +3

      das molotov pact somethink ich tink

    • @tidepod10yearsago97
      @tidepod10yearsago97 4 года назад

      Lol more like breaking a non aggression-pact

    • @marz7626
      @marz7626 4 года назад

      everyone is fact checking everyone in here, guys it's just a funny comment lol

    • @vitokoskullerx9345
      @vitokoskullerx9345 4 года назад +1

      If i were hitler i would never messed up Stalin xd

    • @k1ruki197
      @k1ruki197 4 года назад +2

      It aint ura ura ura ura its URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @dinabeverlyhills6448
    @dinabeverlyhills6448 5 лет назад +463

    Europe was liberated by the heroism of the Soviet soldier. This should not be forgotten.

    • @BringBacktheGreeks
      @BringBacktheGreeks 5 лет назад +5

      You should remind them dear Vlad.

    • @F16CBlock52
      @F16CBlock52 5 лет назад +16

      And also by British and American armies

    • @deadaccount3533
      @deadaccount3533 5 лет назад +6

      Vladimir Putin and then they started proxy wars during the 50s but we don't talk about that I guess

    • @operatorzandy5120
      @operatorzandy5120 5 лет назад +1

      Big fan

    • @ldn5986
      @ldn5986 5 лет назад +11

      SOVIET, not Russian chauvinistic tyrant aristocracy nor liberals that fought World War I for imperialist reasons.

  • @ALtF4_293
    @ALtF4_293 10 месяцев назад +2

    Впервые Ютуб выдал мне нормальные рекомендации

  • @bouncybird2331
    @bouncybird2331 5 лет назад +86

    When Stalin's stroke doesnt happen and he lives:

    • @justarandompersonininterne6583
      @justarandompersonininterne6583 4 года назад

      STALIN IS BAD GUY KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN HITLER! STOP DEFENDING STALIN DEFEND OTHER SOVIET LEADERS I NO LIKE CAPITALISM BUT STALIN KILLED 26MILLION PEAOPLE Just i say pls stop liking Stalin

    • @privyetcomrade4841
      @privyetcomrade4841 4 года назад +1

      めぐみん
      It wasn’t a stroke, it was a cerebral hemorrhage

    • @justarandompersonininterne6583
      @justarandompersonininterne6583 4 года назад

      @@sumanchatterjee6591 ok but i no likin Stalin and Hitler Communism is not bad Communism is good ideolojy but Stalin is is killer yes i learn Joseph Stalin Stalin is meme but i no like Stalin and Hitler
      (Sorry my bad English)

    • @nexart_1
      @nexart_1 4 года назад

      Damn you 2 just wanna get wooshed do you?

    • @Tex-p2m
      @Tex-p2m 4 года назад +1

      Long live to Joseph Stalin

  • @treystinson4116
    @treystinson4116 5 лет назад +85

    Soviet WW2:
    They protecc
    They attack
    But most importantly
    They spam tancc

    • @juanmeraz1395
      @juanmeraz1395 5 лет назад

      Trey Stinson you mean TASR bomba

    • @roftar
      @roftar 5 лет назад +1

      Mot importantly, they raped more than anyone else but nobody want to see that truth and think they are hero when they are not.

    • @constantinople2744
      @constantinople2744 5 лет назад

      @@roftar but at least they don't kill so many innocent people like Usa&german.

    • @roftar
      @roftar 5 лет назад

      @@constantinople2744 No, they ruined their life and made a lot of unwanted child. Stop trying to make them look like good guy, they were not.

    • @kaiser8760
      @kaiser8760 5 лет назад

      @@roftar even germans, Americans, Japanese and other nations did worse.
      So dont tell bullshits

  • @shahanshahpolonium
    @shahanshahpolonium 3 года назад +211

    "France surrenders"
    Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

    • @parallellia1509
      @parallellia1509 3 года назад +1

      lmao

    • @Ok-but
      @Ok-but 3 года назад +6

      It actualy narrows it down quite a bit
      (I know its a joke)

    • @anubhavlive1888
      @anubhavlive1888 2 года назад +5

      Hey it acp praduman face 😂😂😂

    • @shahanshahpolonium
      @shahanshahpolonium 2 года назад +1

      @@anubhavlive1888 wait who is that lmao
      (btw this was my discord friend's PFP i stole it lol)

    • @ChinmayKalapur
      @ChinmayKalapur 2 года назад +2

      @@shahanshahpolonium Dude he's a famous Indian TV series character, a crime investigation series called CID.

  • @ArsonPeaPlayz
    @ArsonPeaPlayz 3 года назад +99

    Something about the USSR is just badass. 11/10 would want them to return.

    • @КудуретАрапов
      @КудуретАрапов 3 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @helenhoward5346
      @helenhoward5346 3 года назад +7

      Have fun with that. Why do you need the USSR when you have the CCP? The world only needs one overly massive villain at a time... The last time there was more than one or two, we had WW2.

    • @sweetjohnson7562
      @sweetjohnson7562 2 года назад +9

      @@helenhoward5346 because its original and more epic and more slavic

    • @panagiotisfouk2290
      @panagiotisfouk2290 2 года назад +7

      @@helenhoward5346 yeah indeed in Ww2 we had USA and nazi Germany now we only have USA so I get your point

    • @NotAn_NPC
      @NotAn_NPC 2 года назад +5

      @@helenhoward5346 we already have more than one villain at the time dear boy. We have USA invading and staging coups at every country with oil killing millions, even civilians and then blaming it on radical islam.

  • @thebeansinthebackofyourfridge9
    @thebeansinthebackofyourfridge9 5 лет назад +84

    Me and the boys taking over the world:

  • @kami5701
    @kami5701 2 года назад +9

    this is really happening