Well if you hadn't dismissed the Americans at the start I'm sure they would far to enthusiastically told you how to wield 33 guns, but now I'll guess you'll never know.
This really shows how long in advance Spiff records some of his videos. The game has 12 waves now (out of the planned 20), most items have been re-balanced, and I'm pretty sure most of these bugs have been fixed. Whether or not new bugs have been introduced, I have no idea. For context, the patch that fixed the multiple gun exploit was deployed on Jun 13, over a month before this video was posted. Still neat, and it's simple videos like this in Spiff's backlog that probably lets him take actual breaks or plan out more time intensive videos.
Can confirm we record this one in the steam next fest. Other projects took priority over it though :( Most videos can take anywhere from 1 week to 4 weeks to turn around for release. Sometimes when it's sponsored stuff we turn it around faster
@@thespiffingbrit Glad to see the teethIess brits are still annoyed america got it's independence while today uk is basically an american colony and a protectorate
I love the use of the fife and drum as a picture for the "Brits coming back" at 1:25 . They are representing the Continental Army wearing opposite colors of the regular soldiers. :)
He's got 206 videos on his playlist, if we assume that one in four videos he enters a scenario where he says it (this is actually VERY generous) then he has 51 1/2 from that. Then we just add however many times he's heard/said it in stuff that needed re-recording or in response to/in a movie/show/game/video and we get close to the actual amount of tea he likely has IRL! (provided he DOES stockpile like I suspect and drinks tea like a person in a desert drinks water)
At this stage I'm convinced Spiff is a descendant of Robert Walpole, the man behind the original Ponzi scheme, and who created a debt so large England is still paying it off today, 300+ years later.
I think you mean 'give a gun to an american' And you can drop the potato enthusiast, being an American enthusiast implies you are in fact, a potato enthusiast. The two are one in the same
@Real Talk On the contrary, many devs have played Vampire Survivors, liked the idea and figured they can add their own, unique twist to it, breeding more innovation. At this point VS has dropped quite a few stops down on my favorites list for the genre - and many of the games I already consider better haven't even begun actually SELLING their game, just providing free preview demo - like this game here.
This is one of the earliest genres around, all the way back to the arcade. Even the artstyle of Vampire Survivors is reflecting it as a wink to the past. Top down bullet hell games and roguelike level-up structures are pretty common in modern day, even before Vampire Survivors reignited the trend.
"Do you ever think about what would happen if we gave guns to potatoes?" Sounds like the start of an intro skit to a Jacksepticeye and DemolitionRanch crossover video
That would just result in checking how yell proof a potato is... then again he does have that can launcher and it does shoot spods just fine... so who knows...
Interesting that despite the 6 gun limit there are 7 guns animated when you exceed the limit. So apparently, 7 is possible under certain circumstances. Or else there's an array boundary bug in the graphics code. Beyond the one that lets you get 20+ guns in the first place.
It looks to me like the devs' code attaches the gun at a default position when it's collected, and then assigns that gun to one of the 6 slots. When those 6 slots are occupied, there isn't a slot to assign it to, so any further guns remain at the default position. You can see that the additional gun isn't distributed like the other 6, it's attached closer to the potato. As far as the scrollbar, many pre-made list display assets will automatically make a scrollbar if the list gets too big for the window.
To answer this one of the Potato’s if I remember can either carry 8 or 12 I can’t remember exactly but it does explain the scroll wheel. It doesn’t add any more gun models besides the extra for the default position
What happens when you give potatoes unlimited guns? A nation once again! But hey, if Spiff wishes for that to happen then coffee in my future is a small price to pay for Ulster to come back into the fold.
A little known fact about Americans is that from birth we’re trained (except California) to wield a minimum of 20 guns at all times. That being said, we can be persuaded to share this knowledge with others in exchange for bacon and army bases
“But generally speaking, we have more guns than we will ever need.” As an American, these are the words I choose to live by lol. Also, it is very simple and easy for a potato to carry 33 SMGs. He simply does not carry them at all, they are instead fused to his body via robotic arms that aim and fire them in any direction. The robots are obviously powered through the potato itself, harnessing the classic science experiment for highly effective and deadly warfare, in true American fashion 😝😉
man it has been a while since I have just stumbled into the glory that is a The Spiffing Brit video I forgot how much I enjoyed these. Also I would much rather have infinite luck.
After the video I checked on my potatoes. It looked rather suspicious. They were wearing black masks, gloves, had empty sport bags and guns. When they suddenly looked at me, I backed up slowly.
I think I see the issue here. This seems amazing because you have never experienced an American potato. as an American I can personally vouch for the lethality of our potatoes. Just the other day I saw a bunch of kids playing with a potato that had 35 guns.
You do know there are guns in Britain right? As there are in Australia and most other countries. We just aren't potatoes. We choose not to kill eachother with them, and instead use them to hunt animals for food, or shoot targets for sport that aren't our neighbours. It's amusing how Americans think other countries don't have guns just because we have extremely low gun crime. We just aren't a 3rd world hole in the ground with a broken education system and a failing economy.
Q: how can you tell that America makes the most advanced tanks? A: British tanks famously use spare engine heat to make tea, while American tanks include a microwave.
Greetings Spiff! I don’t know if you’ll ever even see this comment, but I wanted to share an exploit I learned of recently. It involves the Stardew Valley name exploit. If you buy a phone for your house and call the merchants (Clint, Pierre, Gus and possibly Marnie specifically), they will greet you by name. This will, of course, duplicate the items. You’ll never get a line of dialogue saying something like “Didn’t we just talk?” They will always greet you by name. Gus specifically works well because he doesn’t have a menu that follows his initial dialogue. He simply greets you and hangs up. Also, while on the phone, time doesn’t pass in game, allowing for theoretically infinite money
This feels like some strange US/Soviet friendship crossover: how else can you explain a game about using the power of maximum guns to harness the power of the ultimate potato?
I do simply love you. I discovered this video at the day it was released and since thta time i did nothing else than watching very many of your videos. everything about them makes me happy and i enjoy every last one of them with at least 32 cups of yorkshire gold tea. thanks for all the hard work and enthusiasm you put in them. keep it up
I don't think I've played the game this early on in development, but now that it's released and has been updated, it's a whole different beast! Would love to see it again.
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*Freedom Intensifies!!!*
P.S. If you drink coffee whilst watching this video I will find you
Cringe af_
Ok
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Love you 🤭
I am currently drinking tea
Thanos: I can snap half of creation out of existence with this gauntlet
Spiff: Have you tried using sticks?
The “Immortal deity known as Queen Lizzie 2” joke at the start really hits different these days.
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
immediately looked for this xD
Indeed
I was here
Aged like milk in the sun
Spiff: "a nose increase your luck"
Voldemort: *sadly agrees*
*sad Voldemort noises*
@@LORDCOW Sad Voldemort noses.
*sneezes*
Normal person: Gesundheit
Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVARA! *huffs* that'll teach you and your little nose
@@ginnungagap9793 so that's what it means. me as a child typing that cheat code into GTA without know what it was
@@ginnungagap9793 For some reason I always imagined Voldemort to sound like Squidward..
"The immortal deity known as Queen Lizzie II"
Ya were tempting fate there a wee bit.
This didn't age well
Moved from a being to a deity. She didn't die, she ascended
Oh come on why not use her actual name Meghan Markle ?
The way you absolutely crack a game open and get a look at its knickers is quite superb
Well if you hadn't dismissed the Americans at the start I'm sure they would far to enthusiastically told you how to wield 33 guns, but now I'll guess you'll never know.
huh... apparently he didnt need their help to pull that off. That Yorkshire Tea Gold sure can work wonders.
Duck Tape and string.
Nah, we'd still tell ya just to see it. 😂
It is an ancient 'Merican secret how you can wield 50 guns at once, and a risk to national security to divulge such a technique to any non-'Merican
I mean... as an American I can still tell you about my 32 guns if that's what you're honestly interested in.
I saw a humble irishman defending his homeland from the brits, but to each their own...
The Irish are always down to inconvenience the British
@@markgallagher1790 Wrong you tax us and force us into poverty through your reign
@@relatable_beanie3615 da hell are we doin
@@markgallagher1790 technically British is the best and biggest air carrier, except it can't move.
Giving guns to potatoes, sounds like the IRA to me
This is your scheduled "aged like the queen" reminder on queenie's immortality
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What have you done
You jinxed her
nah, lizzie's in a box
This comment aged like fine wine
They added more waves and bosses and difficulty levels. Would you possibly go back and do another one? I love this game
“The potato is canonically the most evil thing in existence” so THATS why the British started that famine, it all makes sense now
And that is why the Spanish destroyed the Incas
*sips Yorkshire tea
Plus the Brit’s found the most evil of all evil potatoes and made it the only potato available in Ireland
I see what you did there. Fair play.
Does PotatoMcWhiskey know this?
I'm Irish and I approve of this.
As an American I can confirm that I can carry 33 guns on my person, however, I endured a tragic boating accident in which all guns were lost :(.
oh no! what did the ATF say when they heard that?
We Americans lose items off boats all the time... mostly guns, fishing equipment, and TEA! 🦅 *Freedom Screech*
Where did this boating accident? I need more guns but unfortunately I'm poor
@@davidlafond1906 Sadly they are gone forever and swimming with Tahoe Tessie in 1600ft of water. I do hear Lake Mead is giving up her secrets, though.
@@jessebates9664 that is most unfortunate, I guess I'll have to figure out another way to get more
This really shows how long in advance Spiff records some of his videos. The game has 12 waves now (out of the planned 20), most items have been re-balanced, and I'm pretty sure most of these bugs have been fixed. Whether or not new bugs have been introduced, I have no idea. For context, the patch that fixed the multiple gun exploit was deployed on Jun 13, over a month before this video was posted.
Still neat, and it's simple videos like this in Spiff's backlog that probably lets him take actual breaks or plan out more time intensive videos.
underappreciated fact
I think that he also will hold stuff back until it's been patched or enough time has passed.
Can confirm we record this one in the steam next fest. Other projects took priority over it though :(
Most videos can take anywhere from 1 week to 4 weeks to turn around for release. Sometimes when it's sponsored stuff we turn it around faster
@@thespiffingbrit Glad to see the teethIess brits are still annoyed america got it's independence while today uk is basically an american colony and a protectorate
And also the accuracy stat
as an American potato I can confirm this game is based on a true story
I love the use of the fife and drum as a picture for the "Brits coming back" at 1:25 .
They are representing the Continental Army wearing opposite colors of the regular soldiers. :)
As an American fan im conflicted but this channel is awesome 😂
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As an American myself, I’m not sure why you would be. Our country has become a billionaire class led third world country.
@@deltacharlieecho4732 yep
@@deltacharlieecho4732 don't forget we've become sheepeople to the government
"Where did the bodies come from?!"
If Spiff had a tea bag for every time he's heard that...
He's got 206 videos on his playlist, if we assume that one in four videos he enters a scenario where he says it (this is actually VERY generous) then he has 51 1/2 from that. Then we just add however many times he's heard/said it in stuff that needed re-recording or in response to/in a movie/show/game/video and we get close to the actual amount of tea he likely has IRL! (provided he DOES stockpile like I suspect and drinks tea like a person in a desert drinks water)
Dude about to OD on caffeine
I feel like there’s a joke to be made here about this “American game” about a potato while a British person reviewing it.
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Potatoes are native to the Americas and were imported to Ireland. So it checks out
Brits love potatoes. That's why they starved the Irish out for them.
And the potato has a big nose
I mean there's more Irish people in America than in Ireland
"Immortal deity known as Queen Elizabeth Two"
I don't think this video aged well..
the part about thqueen being immortal is a bit sad now
With infinite guns one does not need infinite luck.
With infinite luck, one can acquire infinite guns.
*AMERICA INTENSIFIES*
I"d say infinite guns cause even without ammo that's endless cash
@@marley7868 what if infinite luck means finding cash randomly all the time or winning the lotto with ease?
@@marcusorta714 maybe but infinite guns is infinite matter no buy in no hassle you are now effectively god if you want
@@marcusorta714 Infinite luck means infinite lotto jackpots which means infinite guns AND infinite ammo... and beer and beef jerky.
What's better, infinite guns with 1 round each or 1 gun with infinite rounds?
I wish to advocate for developers to start including a Spiff Mode/Setting/Difficultly in their games
What would a difficulty setting do if that guy literally cheats?
The Spiffing Brit in 2030: 'The world economy is perfectly balanced with no exploits.'
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No exploits for the middle class
Spiff: When no one has any money except me, that's perfectly balanced perfection!
@@enz025 As all things should be.
At this stage I'm convinced Spiff is a descendant of Robert Walpole, the man behind the original Ponzi scheme, and who created a debt so large England is still paying it off today, 300+ years later.
Ouch, the 'immortal queen' comment had some unfortunate timing
that Queen joke in the intro didn't age quite well
7:00 As an Idahoan I can confirm that potatoes can in fact hold 33 guns
I live in Boise and can also confirm.
If those guns aren’t fully semi-automatic assault weapons, then this is clearly not American enough.
Amen bro, spoken like a real American lol
ah yes the fully semi automatic 20 clip sniper shotgun the most American gun EVER!
Needs a vertical grip and a rifle stock to make it fully NFA-tastic
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@@EEEEEEEE My family was killed by vowels you insensitive clod
"Do you ever think about what would happen if we gave guns to potatoes?" - I don't think it's good idea to arm Irish, given you're British and all.
someone call rt
Sry to say but the immortal deity queen Elizabeth the second has died
Noooooooooooooooooo
I am no longer concerned with Queen Lizzy and am now concerned with Zombie Queen Lizzy...
As an American potato enthusiast, i can confirm that this is indeed what happens when you give a gun to potato.
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I think you mean 'give a gun to an american'
And you can drop the potato enthusiast, being an American enthusiast implies you are in fact, a potato enthusiast. The two are one in the same
I got asked to rate your comment and told them it was life-changing.
If you give a gun a potato then he'll want some milk
@@nemesisurvivorleon: -milk- *bullets.
Iftfy.
But also milk.
Damn, ever since that Vampire Survivors came out, there's been a lot of games like this. It's like a new genre
@Real Talk On the contrary, many devs have played Vampire Survivors, liked the idea and figured they can add their own, unique twist to it, breeding more innovation. At this point VS has dropped quite a few stops down on my favorites list for the genre - and many of the games I already consider better haven't even begun actually SELLING their game, just providing free preview demo - like this game here.
@Real Talk Potato with guns is an entirely new idea no one ever had thought of before.
This is one of the earliest genres around, all the way back to the arcade.
Even the artstyle of Vampire Survivors is reflecting it as a wink to the past.
Top down bullet hell games and roguelike level-up structures are pretty common in modern day, even before Vampire Survivors reignited the trend.
"Do you ever think about what would happen if we gave guns to potatoes?" Sounds like the start of an intro skit to a Jacksepticeye and DemolitionRanch crossover video
That would just result in checking how yell proof a potato is... then again he does have that can launcher and it does shoot spods just fine... so who knows...
That whole "Immortal Diety" comment is a little ouch with recent news, lol
o no not the immortal queen line 💀💀💀
15:29 spiff: "this final wave could be completed by me just STANDING STILL IN A CIRCLE"
Well we have to assume it’s a simple maneuver.
There is SO MUCH BRITISH in this. You’ve ragged on us Yanks, called the Queen immortal, and then made a potato joke about the Irish.
I love it!
can't wait for jack to see this
@@San-lh8us This is such a jack moment
As a potato loving Irishman....this brings a proud tear to my eye.
I tip my cap and raise my cup of Yorkshire Tea to ya, Spiff!
Barry's is the only acceptable answer here :P
That quen joke didn't live to long
Queen did
"immortal deity Queen Lizzy 2" ok. Gotcha.
When you go from a simple potato to the boss in a bullet-hell.
Spiff always finds a way to make things more fun. I will be waiting for the next one
Interesting that despite the 6 gun limit there are 7 guns animated when you exceed the limit. So apparently, 7 is possible under certain circumstances. Or else there's an array boundary bug in the graphics code. Beyond the one that lets you get 20+ guns in the first place.
They also have a scroll bar in the UI, despite having enough room for 6 guns without the scroll
It looks to me like the devs' code attaches the gun at a default position when it's collected, and then assigns that gun to one of the 6 slots. When those 6 slots are occupied, there isn't a slot to assign it to, so any further guns remain at the default position. You can see that the additional gun isn't distributed like the other 6, it's attached closer to the potato.
As far as the scrollbar, many pre-made list display assets will automatically make a scrollbar if the list gets too big for the window.
Maybe one of the potatoes has an "extra gun" perk, six is the standard max but seven is available with a certain skin.
To answer this one of the Potato’s if I remember can either carry 8 or 12 I can’t remember exactly but it does explain the scroll wheel. It doesn’t add any more gun models besides the extra for the default position
"But it's the crits that do well and trust me, *they always crit"*
-The Spiffing Brit, 2022
just like tf2
"the immortal deity queen lizzy II" That comment did not age well. :(
Arming potatoes?
Spiff, i think you forgot what happened last time when Irish armed themselves...
"The armalite potato blight"
What happens when you give potatoes unlimited guns? A nation once again! But hey, if Spiff wishes for that to happen then coffee in my future is a small price to pay for Ulster to come back into the fold.
@@buzzbros2002 It already is a nation, its called Ireland. If Ulster wants to come back into the fold, at least do it without violence.
A little known fact about Americans is that from birth we’re trained (except California) to wield a minimum of 20 guns at all times. That being said, we can be persuaded to share this knowledge with others in exchange for bacon and army bases
Brandon Herrera would like a word with you about the California part of that statement
Don't forget about the oil, bro. We need those resources 😂
“But generally speaking, we have more guns than we will ever need.” As an American, these are the words I choose to live by lol. Also, it is very simple and easy for a potato to carry 33 SMGs. He simply does not carry them at all, they are instead fused to his body via robotic arms that aim and fire them in any direction. The robots are obviously powered through the potato itself, harnessing the classic science experiment for highly effective and deadly warfare, in true American fashion 😝😉
You always need more guns.
I read that in Cave Johnson voice .
man it has been a while since I have just stumbled into the glory that is a The Spiffing Brit video I forgot how much I enjoyed these. Also I would much rather have infinite luck.
This was by far one of your funniest videos. I thoroughly enjoyed your commentary as always. Looking forward to the next video!
Game: Do you want attack speed, more damage, extra ammo or armor?
Potato: Mama needs a bigger sniffer.
After the video I checked on my potatoes. It looked rather suspicious. They were wearing black masks, gloves, had empty sport bags and guns. When they suddenly looked at me, I backed up slowly.
The real question being proposed is, if I have infinite luck, is it actually luck?
Watching this as the immortal deity Queen Lizzie dies
I think I see the issue here. This seems amazing because you have never experienced an American potato. as an American I can personally vouch for the lethality of our potatoes. Just the other day I saw a bunch of kids playing with a potato that had 35 guns.
Giving a Britt a gun is like giving them a toothbrush, they just don’t understand how to use it.
I'm sending you a sternly worded letter about how you should not accurately portray Brits and our dislike of toothbrushes,
You do know there are guns in Britain right? As there are in Australia and most other countries. We just aren't potatoes. We choose not to kill eachother with them, and instead use them to hunt animals for food, or shoot targets for sport that aren't our neighbours.
It's amusing how Americans think other countries don't have guns just because we have extremely low gun crime. We just aren't a 3rd world hole in the ground with a broken education system and a failing economy.
It's pretty easy to understand, You pick them both up then toss them in the bin.
Spiff: Making joes of Americans and Brits.
Me: _laughing in german_
Don't worry Spiff will come for Germany one day
@@questionmaker5666 Looking forward to it, it will be glorious. XD
Immortal Lizzie II aged well
Q: how can you tell that America makes the most advanced tanks?
A: British tanks famously use spare engine heat to make tea, while American tanks include a microwave.
Can’t reinstate her now
I don't think standing on the spawn killed you, if anything, it was probably the negative lifesteal. You dealt all that massive damage to yourself.
I thought so too but seems it were the enemies actually hitting him.
As an American of Irish descent, I can attest to the accuracy of this game.
"My Hubris"
That statement alone makes me love Spiff. Amazing word choice.
yeah he had -4% life steal... thats what happens when you ignore the red text :D
9:43: Somewhere in Australia, a man shouting about "Big Stick Energy" nods in approval.
Who could carry so many SMGs? Raenu Keeves, of course. The greatest man in the universe who can equip every single piece of equipment at once.
'Fully weaponized potato' goes on the list of keeper phrases. XD
How does a potato with that many guns manage to hit targets in every direction?
...
It's got so many eyes.
I'd love a full story mode video on this game.
It reminds me of the old flash games back in like '07 or '08
"the immortal queen lizzy 2".... well that didn't age well
Spiff and his sticks haha. If a game has a stick, spiff will find a way to break the game with said stick.
So this video proves that shadiversity was right, sticks really are the most powerful weapons in existence.
Only at close range, then he got killed by a gun.
"We must not sit on our potato based laurels. No, we must thrive and improve."
Really missed the opportunity for "fry and improve" there.
1:30 aged well
Good luck with that Amurica
Greetings Spiff! I don’t know if you’ll ever even see this comment, but I wanted to share an exploit I learned of recently. It involves the Stardew Valley name exploit. If you buy a phone for your house and call the merchants (Clint, Pierre, Gus and possibly Marnie specifically), they will greet you by name. This will, of course, duplicate the items. You’ll never get a line of dialogue saying something like “Didn’t we just talk?” They will always greet you by name. Gus specifically works well because he doesn’t have a menu that follows his initial dialogue. He simply greets you and hangs up. Also, while on the phone, time doesn’t pass in game, allowing for theoretically infinite money
I'd love to see this game with an endless mode
This feels like some strange US/Soviet friendship crossover: how else can you explain a game about using the power of maximum guns to harness the power of the ultimate potato?
"What happens when you give a potato a gun?"
The Troubles, Spiff. You get The Troubles.
NOT SO IMMORTAL NOW, LIZZIE!
Knowing that the British were the only ones who took Washington DC in a war, the war of 1812, make the intro more... Interesting.
That aged well.
Yeah -4% Life Steal with Sticks that deal over 200 dmg is kinda deadly XD
Was looking for the comment mentioning this ;)
Spiff: I don't know how anyone can hold 33 gun at the same time
Me: HAA-HAA-HAA... *pull a lot of guns behind my yellow tracksuit*
Not only is the builds and exploits great but the commentary is just hilarious! 🤣
“Six guns per person is just not enough.”
-Military Industrial Complex has joined the chat.
Jokes on you, whenever Spif plays a game he actually fixes it.
The queen Elizabeth joke aged like milk
Just like ur grandma
Now we need to go back and correct all of the instances of mentioning the queen is immortal
1:31 as an Australian I can confirm, the mind control tea blimps are absolutely terrib-BRILLINT AND I LOVE THEM
being a deity, she actually lvld up
Immortal Liz =(
1:18 did not age well 💀
I do simply love you. I discovered this video at the day it was released and since thta time i did nothing else than watching very many of your videos. everything about them makes me happy and i enjoy every last one of them with at least 32 cups of yorkshire gold tea. thanks for all the hard work and enthusiasm you put in them. keep it up
2 guns are one, 1 gun is none
As an Irishman I can confirm, that is the second most powerful potato I have ever seen.
That stick is straight out of+99 Wooden Stick (if u know u know)
I don't think I've played the game this early on in development, but now that it's released and has been updated, it's a whole different beast! Would love to see it again.
It's is more horrific than a potato with EYE-BEAMS. In fact, I think that will be the in-universe explanation for Spiff's power.
I just assume that the Potato in question is actually Potato McWhiskey who's finally lost it after getting screwed over by the cheeky AI in Civ 6.
Every Spif video I sit here drinking sweet tea only imagining if Yorkshire would be a good southern sweet tea and if I’d be hunted down if I tried it