chill vibes are great. It's the only reason I haven't had my own vocal chords surgically swapped around after the first time I heard my own voice. people tell me mine is chill vibes like this.
If this was Marine I'd assume she averaged out the ones she's seen, but we all can tell Matsuri has had very few, if any, partners. She's too weak to being flirted with.
Matsuri already have a sex. Same with Marine... but Marine is a whole next level than other Holo members, she is 'man killer', best in short burst... just bad with stamina and long play.
@@durakeno5575 Lol the translations of her interactions with her mother were great, her mom really had no filter. I remember a lot of people were shocked with how young she sounded, her avatar looking like a loli didn't help that lol.
Lucas Miller, The Lewder of Lolis I know for a fact mine is a little bit taller than my iPhone 11 or the same size so at least 15cm cause the iPhone 11 in height is 150.9 mm honestly as a 15 year old in high school as a sophomore, I guess I can live with that size
@@jjrambles683 She could have a boyfriend and like an encouraging partner, is trying to tell him that he’s average / bigger than average. Or she wanted to know what size she would be expecting on her for first time. I know the average North American in inches, but then again I’m a guy sooo
It’s funny to me how other Members would change the subject themselves cuz it a bit overboard. While Matsuri here literally would try to talk more about it to the point the viewer had to tell her to stop lol
@@SamaelVR usually when people brag about their dong size on the internet it's about half the size of what they're saying. Not that i don't believe you bro, don't worry!!
she is indeed only emphasizing the bou part in my opinion. the first kanji of aibou (相棒) does not equate to love that is why her emphasis is only on the second kanji, which meant stick or rod.
its bit shady info where they come from and how many are tested, but if you believe sites like worlddata.info, usa and japan are the same. 60. United States 13.58 cm 61. Japan 13.56 cm
Oh no Matsuri got the same treatment as Kagura Mea when she thought her otaku viewer is not taken little did Mea knows some viewers of her is already married
That's what most people irl would think of a weeb, a stinky close in neet that only comes out to eat and worship statues called figure. I think it's Anime's own fault for picturing weebs like that.
Caca I was referring to kagura mea’s reaction😅 I do agree that otakus are viewed negatively.Watamote was literally an anime made just to show that point
Thanks. Sometimes I feel like killing myself for having a small dick but I know that's a bad reason to kill myself and I really don't want to make my brother sad.
Matsuri: "what do you mean with 'pal'?" The chat: "the wiener", "the 11th finger", "the dog leg", "the little buddy" Anyways that's cleanly wrong because Japan average size (rigid) is 13.5/14 cm so Matsuri hand stills bigger kusa
Average American is 4.7-6.3in or 12-16cm comprehensively speaking. The mean range probably paints a better picture given ethnic greater ethnic diversity. The true average would be 5.5in/14cm. I couldn’t find many sources on Japanese male average, but in many cases tend to be slightly smaller if not, practically speaking, the same at about 5.3in or 13.6cm.
For comparison: World's average is 15.5cm Japan's average is 13.56cm Ecuador's average (the biggest) is 17.61cm Cambodia's average (the smallest) is 10.04cm
Pinche mentiroso! No manches.....de verdad? sabes nunca e visto cual es el average para los latinoamericanos...hmmmmm? 17 cm es chico o grande en latinoamerica.......creo que tendre que envestigar.
its bit shady info where they come from and how many are tested, but if you believe sites like worlddata.info, usa and japan are the same. 60. United States 13.58 cm 61. Japan 13.56 cm Over all countries the average size of a penis is about 13.58 cm.
As a man with a 17cm rod and no one to compare it to, I was kinda losing confidence. Gained back every single bit of confidence I lost during the past 5 years thanks to a very sleepy Matsuri. Thank you :)
I kept on seeing those blue wrenches in the comment feed and was wondering which one of her peers was so dang active in the chat, until I noticed it was Lyger. They're a mod in Matsuri's chat now?! That's amazing!
When I got back here again, I noticed how she just perked up upon realizing what that guy is talking about. "Your eyes open wide when something picked your interest" they say.
I can hear it, I can hear Yagoo crying into his export pillow made of Indian silk as he blows his nose into a wad of 10,000 yen bills. He might have achieved ultimate success, but at what cost?
Everyone be talking 'bout penis sizes and then there's me who's mind was on Matsuri's "let's hold hands". Like, we all know Matsuri's lewd but I didn't know she was *THAT* lewd.
Wait my partner is also above 15 cm! Did matsuri just call me big! LEEEEEEETSSSS GOOOOOOO! Blessed year. Also why does matsuri know the average Japanese size off the top of her head?
@@Abraham-yi3uo its bit shady info where they come from and how many are tested, but if you believe sites like worlddata.info, usa and japan are the same. 60. United States 13.58 cm 61. Japan 13.56 cm and Over all countries the average size of a penis is about 13.58 cm.
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Damn only if im good at japanese
I only know こんにちは the basics lmao
Getting your “Partner” complimented by Matsuri is the biggest honor in all of Simpstory....
That guy is going to have some real happy days
Matsuri cock rating
Bruh, Im just a tip.
Matsuri's PP review
Even if it was misinterpreted by her own dirty mind
Hearing matsuri’s natural laid back voice is really pleasant to the ears
chill vibes are great. It's the only reason I haven't had my own vocal chords surgically swapped around after the first time I heard my own voice. people tell me mine is chill vibes like this.
CurvingFyre that sounds awesome mi dood
@@curvingfyre6810 hold on you can surgically swap vocal chords? Lmao that's actually interesting
Almost as good as hearing Haachama or in this case Haato speaks with her natural low pitch voice
@@testdrivefan1 hurts like heck though
I never thought I'd get my confidence boosted by an anime girl.
Idk if im supposed to laugh or just feel bad xD
@@juno3287 why not both
It do be like that
I mean, I thought I would, and have before, but I've never been able to get that kind of treatment on a SFW site.
Healthy 5.906 inches ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"I saw it somewhere by chance"
Gonna be a big "Press X to doubt" moment from me.
If this was Marine I'd assume she averaged out the ones she's seen, but we all can tell Matsuri has had very few, if any, partners. She's too weak to being flirted with.
Matsuri already have a sex.
Same with Marine... but Marine is a whole next level than other Holo members, she is 'man killer', best in short burst... just bad with stamina and long play.
@@pocapele i just hope the kids wouldnt have an idea what were talking about lol
@@pocapele IIRC, her mom outed her for being a virgin.
@@durakeno5575 Lol the translations of her interactions with her mother were great, her mom really had no filter. I remember a lot of people were shocked with how young she sounded, her avatar looking like a loli didn't help that lol.
Yeah normal video to watch at 4am
dude I just guessed the part of the world you live in
6 Pm gang. Perfect to watch Matsuri being Matsuri at afternoon. Rip Yagoo dreams as usual.
Same
2am in my case
Violet Evergarden pfp, sup bro
Shoutout to that comment that helpfully offered "Mine's 10cm" at 1:31
Edit: guys, I appreciate it but there's no need to be helpful here as well
He got the spirit and I gotta respect him for that
Respect to that guy for being honest
Such a honest person
Oof. Feel bad for the guy, I had 16cm in Junior High.
Lucas Miller, The Lewder of Lolis I know for a fact mine is a little bit taller than my iPhone 11 or the same size so at least 15cm cause the iPhone 11 in height is 150.9 mm honestly as a 15 year old in high school as a sophomore, I guess I can live with that size
"I'm going to pretend my iPhone is Matsuri hand and cherish"
Hey, I'm gonna doing it like that too I guess.
Oh wait.. I don't have an iPhone.
Oof... Don't have iPhone
same (not private phone)
I will slap my dick on my Iphone so hard and kum
@@nae4480 Finally someone brave enough to say that
Engurd the MadLad
Every boy going through puberty 0:54
LMAO
Damn if that ain't true.
I am shaking and crying rn my ruler broke
@neko loli is this a fucking casual flex LMAOOO
@neko loli weird flex, but ok
shes so sleepy she doesnt even care what she was talking about lol
Nah m8 she can say anything even if she's not sleepy
ur right
Not like she usually does
@@NavyNexus_ becuz that's a god, and we are dog
@minhhoanglazy you would not believe your eyes
Akai haato: send me pics and i'll rate them
Gladly
Akai haato graduated sadly
Now all that's left is HAACHAMA
Even better
congrats to the absolute madlad who made Matsuri call him 'big'.
He must be proud
Im guessing that might be average in his country tho.
If not then congrats to him.
Average or not, an anime girl complimented his 'love stick'. LOL
@@lemao2222 Im guessing he would remember that compliment till he dies.
@@asparagus7014 That dude must've been like:
Alright. Tonight's Alone Time theme is: Natsuiro Matsuri.
I think getting your "partner" called huge by an anime girl os one of the greatest achievements a man could possibly have
Depends... According to other people in the comment section it can like maximum go in 14cm so a part might be a little unuseful
Of course Matsuri just so happens to know the average length of a Japanese male.
Yes! Nobody is talking about how she just has that memorized
@@jjrambles683 She could have a boyfriend and like an encouraging partner, is trying to tell him that he’s average / bigger than average. Or she wanted to know what size she would be expecting on her for first time. I know the average North American in inches, but then again I’m a guy sooo
@@theonethathungers5552 sus???
My fellow weeb, this is common knowledge. Everyone must know that monke average is 12.44 cm
I’m sorry, _what?_
Yes.
Hi, welcome to Hololive!
Enjoy your stay!
*K I N T A M A*
-Summer Color Festival
Hello there welcome to hololive meet matsuri the lolicon
That guy must have had the biggest confidence boost in a lifetime
When she realized what they meant by "a little smaller than my partner": 😐😮😯😲
dat blinking @ 1:29
Gay?
Could just hear her lewd thoughts.
It’s funny to me how other Members would change the subject themselves cuz it a bit overboard. While Matsuri here literally would try to talk more about it to the point the viewer had to tell her to stop lol
Yap I would try to make her speak mire about it. Probably some of them think of her as an idole or sth innocent like that
He's actually talking bout his dog
His partner is a dog?
@@gnochhuos645 *yes.*
teacup chihuahua
Yeah, his hot dog.
Kasper Dome omg lol
Her brain shortcircuited for a bit there thinking ecchi thoughts. So cute how she says thats its huge.
Really wonder what she thinks of the 19cm bois like myself then :^)
@@SamaelVR usually when people brag about their dong size on the internet it's about half the size of what they're saying. Not that i don't believe you bro, don't worry!!
@@SamaelVR lul sure buddy
@@Verxx-sc2tl Okay so you don't believe the dudes saying it's small then either huh? I was just stating my size like everyone else. :^)
@@vishnu2407 With a name like that, I can see why you'd be jealous.
Hololive at day: Seiso cute girl singing and gaming
Hololive at night: *THATS HUGE*
At 1:40 I think she's not just emphasizing the stick/bou part but making aibou into ai bou, or "love stick".
Agree
Ai "love"
bou "stick"
Aibou "love stick"
she is indeed only emphasizing the bou part in my opinion.
the first kanji of aibou (相棒) does not equate to love that is why her emphasis is only on the second kanji, which meant stick or rod.
your user name lol
@@GiuocoPianissimo what does it say?
@@GiuocoPianissimo what does it say?
15cm? Huge? I suddenly feel better now.
Japan, my guy
That's 6 inches. Slightly above average in America.
Hahaha fr
if 15cm is huge, I'll afraid myself
@@gorgefood9867 metric>imperial
the facial expression when she puts it in picture in her head 1:23
Everyone gangsta until matsuri says she has 8 inches
Bruh wtf
😂
who the hell put "VIVA CRISTO" in the chat? lol
Viva Cristo Rey my guy
@Deidaroko NANL
Careful guys here comes the chat Chad.
*tips fedora*
Viva Cristo rey
@Deidaroko NANL ....
@Deidaroko NANL *el tippo fedorale
plot twist: the dude was talking about his hamster
All I can say is, can we get an F for our Japanese brothers.
Imagine hearing that and noticing it's still bigger
its bit shady info where they come from and how many are tested, but if you believe sites like worlddata.info, usa and japan are the same.
60. United States 13.58 cm
61. Japan 13.56 cm
It bigger than North Korea though, but then we didn't have enough data for north korea
@@Redmanticore that's disappointing
@@Redmanticore false, the average in america was 5.57 inches
Only Matsuri has a stream where the VIEWERS tell the STREAMER "please don't bring up that topic" 😂😂😂 I love it
Imagine the high that guy must've felt from Matsuri calling his "partner" big. Absolute madlad.
Did she just suggest handholding? Now that is too lewd
More like hand-touching. Putting the palm of one hand against the other. So resting your palm on your phone lol
0:51 superchat didn't see it coming lmao.
lol
lol (2)
That was Yagoo's younger brother.
This is probably the most chill I've ever seen Matsuri when streaming. It's super refreshing.
Oh no Matsuri got the same treatment as Kagura Mea when she thought her otaku viewer is not taken little did Mea knows some viewers of her is already married
That's what most people irl would think of a weeb, a stinky close in neet that only comes out to eat and worship statues called figure.
I think it's Anime's own fault for picturing weebs like that.
sauce?
@@bluesky3974 Just watch anime in general
Caca I was referring to kagura mea’s reaction😅 I do agree that otakus are viewed negatively.Watamote was literally an anime made just to show that point
@@Bakotcha I mean there are weebs like that.
Her model's eyes dilated lmao
"That's definitely not a Japanese sausage" - Gibara
"Do you think god stays in heaven because he too is afraid of what he created?"
Looks at Matsuri* *YES*
What do you mean? Matsuri IS god.
Why would Matsuri be afraid of her self, you silly
@@V-S- Good question. Im too smol brain to grasp the wisdom of our lord and savior Matsuri-chan.
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Nice spy kids reference
@@anthonyervin95 A cultured trooper with childhood i see. nice
_Okay but do we have proof of that?_
Good question
It’s only 6 in so not that hard to have since literally the average size for men
@@Shinigami-gk2mr average is 13 cm, or 5 in. A 6 in is slightly above average like 4 out of 10 men
Reginald Rasyid hmm interesting 🤔
Would people really do that? Go to the internet and lie!?
I was waiting for her to say "Wow! That's bigger than mine, bruh!"
1:15 that has to be one of the best faces she's made.
i love matsuri
Okay Idol things I guess
Matsuri: My hand is around the size pf IPhone XR.
Apple after the stream: APPLE XR SALES JUST INCREASED BY 2000%
Nobody:
Absolutely no body:
random spanish person in the chat: Viva Cristo (1:55)
Lmaoo
Viva Cristo Rey!!!!
Viva Cristo Rey
Hispanic* but you got the spirit
Viva cristo rey
Shout-out to the men who have no assets out there.
This must be painful to watch, influenced by p*rn or not, it's still a matter of pride
Nah, it's pretty funny to me. Can't even beat an iPhone in length LMAO
@@aguywithrandomconvictions5302 Mine could prolly beat the old Nokias.
One doesn't need pride if they don't plan on using it
Thanks. Sometimes I feel like killing myself for having a small dick but I know that's a bad reason to kill myself and I really don't want to make my brother sad.
@@dreampieofficial But can it be weaponized though?
"It's not the size of the organ that matters, but the cathedral that it sits in."
When she was talking about hand size, it made me check mine too lol...
My hand is apparently 19.7 cm.
You know what they say about big hands...
Yeah, she made me check mine lol
@@navnav5338 big hearts?
@@nyannyan443 exactly
and Di-
@@navnav5338 ah yes.
Di-
Digestive tracts.
Intentionally left out the part where she says that "that" size is kind of scary.
I appreciate the ending bit you threw in there of her drinking!
I love the mouth movements and stuff when they eat or drink for some reason..
Chat: as chill as matsuri's talk.
(bemis gets mentioned)
Chat: NYOOOOOOOM
Yagoo: Every day, we stray further away from my dream...
Matsuri: "what do you mean with 'pal'?"
The chat: "the wiener", "the 11th finger", "the dog leg", "the little buddy"
Anyways that's cleanly wrong because Japan average size (rigid) is 13.5/14 cm so Matsuri hand stills bigger kusa
Well, it’s “average” so it isn’t a rule that every Japanese has 13,5~14, some are bigger
I JUST GREW A THIRD PEGLEG DOOD!
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BIG
Pretty sure the average in America is 5 inches something too. So a bit bigger than 12.5 cm.
Average American is 4.7-6.3in or 12-16cm comprehensively speaking. The mean range probably paints a better picture given ethnic greater ethnic diversity. The true average would be 5.5in/14cm.
I couldn’t find many sources on Japanese male average, but in many cases tend to be slightly smaller if not, practically speaking, the same at about 5.3in or 13.6cm.
1:22 That look of realization, lol.
Knowing Matsuri, this is just another day in Hololive.
Oh... Love Stick. Anyway,
_“I'm going to pretend my iPhone is Matsuri hand and cherish.”_
The iPhone: *_(chuckles) I'm in danger._*
1:15 when you realized the 10-page report is due tomorrow and you haven't started yet
Love how she apparently has memorized average dingus size by region, just throwing it out there like everyone already knows.
For comparison:
World's average is 15.5cm
Japan's average is 13.56cm
Ecuador's average (the biggest) is 17.61cm
Cambodia's average (the smallest) is 10.04cm
US average is also like 13.58 cm.
@@gorgefood9867 Yes, just 𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙡𝙮 bigger than Japan.
@@gorgefood9867 It's probably all the male genital mutilation, ehm, excuse me, """circumcision"""
Pinche mentiroso! No manches.....de verdad? sabes nunca e visto cual es el average para los latinoamericanos...hmmmmm? 17 cm es chico o grande en latinoamerica.......creo que tendre que envestigar.
bruh
That's the average size in South America. Now I get the "Big in Japan" phrase.
its bit shady info where they come from and how many are tested, but if you believe sites like worlddata.info, usa and japan are the same.
60. United States 13.58 cm
61. Japan 13.56 cm
Over all countries the average size of a penis is about 13.58 cm.
...So...so you just know the average national length off the top of your head like that, Matsuri?
Wait do I know you?
From a live stream that’s happening right now but only actually starts in an hour
Sorry must be the wrong person the other guys name was 2 words different it’s ‘Just some guy with culture’ and I’m 90% sure it’s an alt acc but idk
Wait, y-you guys don't?
"The Japanese average is 13.5 cm you know?"
(looks down, missed the mark by a cm)
*pain*
"I saw it somewhere by chance"
you wat
As a man with a 17cm rod and no one to compare it to, I was kinda losing confidence.
Gained back every single bit of confidence I lost during the past 5 years thanks to a very sleepy Matsuri. Thank you :)
she sounds more relaxed than usual
I kept on seeing those blue wrenches in the comment feed and was wondering which one of her peers was so dang active in the chat, until I noticed it was Lyger. They're a mod in Matsuri's chat now?! That's amazing!
R34 artists: "WRITE THAT DOWN!!"
When I got back here again, I noticed how she just perked up upon realizing what that guy is talking about. "Your eyes open wide when something picked your interest" they say.
i always thought my 5.6 inches was small, that cheered me up a little
1:15 LOOL love how she springs up like a cat
Also matsuri is so cute with her quiet laughs.
I don't know why and how but, I read the title the other way around... hololive wasn't the same for a split second
yup, from Matsuri playing cat mario to this... I'm falling into this rabbit hole and I ain't complaining about it 😂🤣
"Enough to make you feel like a loli no matter how old you are"
I'm sorry
Thanks for writing in centimeters and not the cursed anglo system
"The Japanese average is 13.5 cm"
*Maybe I am Japanese*
2:12 the guy who brought up this topic:" she read my comment" or "she read(past tense) my mind"
matsuri is something else, and thats why shes fantastic
So if I hold my ***, can I imagine it's Matsuri's hand?
*Wait...*
I'm more surprise that she has the average number in memory with no need to look it up.
Magazine, good old indoctrinations
"Huh,my hand can't be that big,right guys ?"
**Measure up: 21cm**
_Well,I guess hand holding is extra lewd with me_
1:13 Me: Please be talking about your robot dog...
If you put in your earphones, turn up the volume, and listen extremely closely then *you can hear Yagoo crying in the background.*
Yeah, Aibou...
Ai = love
Bou = rod/stick
"Stick of Love"
From bottom of my palm to the end of my middle finger I can measure a tablet. Yet my lil dude is only the length of the thumb.
is your little dude (thumb size) erect or not?
When you’re smaller than 13.5 cm. Fml
I can hear it, I can hear Yagoo crying into his export pillow made of Indian silk as he blows his nose into a wad of 10,000 yen bills. He might have achieved ultimate success, but at what cost?
Thanks Matsuri
I can never see iPhone the same again
This whole time i thought they were comparing hand sizes.
The way she smile after understanding The "Partner" meaning Make me laughing very hard xD
I'd like to highlight the clueless guy who shouted VIVA CRISTO @2:14
When her pupils got larger at 1:24 😂😂
Im taking this whole clip as a personal compliment
The anime girl just made me feel big, thanks anime girl
If i m not wrong ur pfp is from anime zatch bell 🤔
@@yeager825 yes
Idk why but chill and relaxed Matsuri gives me life
Why Am I Sad That A Japanese Average Stick Is 13.5cm And Mines 10.4cm
Bro....
let me get a ruler too bro
I know that feel too bro
Matsuri's solo talk streams seems so chill compared to when she plays games
I feel proud of myself for once in my life xD
Everyone be talking 'bout penis sizes and then there's me who's mind was on Matsuri's "let's hold hands". Like, we all know Matsuri's lewd but I didn't know she was *THAT* lewd.
Wait my partner is also above 15 cm! Did matsuri just call me big! LEEEEEEETSSSS GOOOOOOO! Blessed year.
Also why does matsuri know the average Japanese size off the top of her head?
you mean called your partner big, not you.
redmanticore. Big down there 🙂
Amazing she knew the average size and can casually bring it up
15 cm = 6 inches fyi.
5.9 inches
15.5cm is 6.1 inches however
Ugly Fucking Bastard ah, I just coincidentally had a ruler near me and just checked it when I originally posted
Thank u I was soo fucking confused lol
Thats considered huge? I see...
@@Abraham-yi3uo its bit shady info where they come from and how many are tested, but if you believe sites like worlddata.info, usa and japan are the same.
60. United States 13.58 cm
61. Japan 13.56 cm
and Over all countries the average size of a penis is about 13.58 cm.
I just came here for our legend Kelanduo.. only die hard will notice him in the chat .. rip brother