TRANSFORMERS 5 THE LAST KNIGHT MOVIE REVIEW - Double Toasted Review

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  • TRANSFORMERS 5 THE LAST KNIGHT MOVIE REVIEW - The Autobots and Decepticons are back at war as Mark Whalberg leads the charge right into the movie theaters! Now, with this being the fifth installment in a franchise that is absolutely insane, and could potentially be the last for Mark Whalberg and Michael Bay, did this go out with a bang or did the Double Toasted podcast get disappointed yet again? Find out in this funny video!
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Комментарии • 733

  • @edseiya
    @edseiya 7 лет назад +138

    "Sir Anthony Hopkins, the only real knight in this fucking thing" LOOL

  • @DookieDookieNoMi
    @DookieDookieNoMi 7 лет назад +121

    "Kill the good guy Autobots on spot, but lets keep the evil Decepticons in jail and make deals with them and constantly work with them against the good guys who are constantly saving us." - all the humans in the Transformers franchise

    • @uriamudeltoro5075
      @uriamudeltoro5075 2 года назад +1

      Right....kinda fucked my head up with that....but, you know, Nolan and the Dark Knight....you're here as the villain/anti-hero

    • @thebrownbaldy
      @thebrownbaldy Год назад

      ISTG....just how folks do in real life

  • @MellyMell07
    @MellyMell07 7 лет назад +373

    "I'm tired of this!!" Korey Coleman sounding like a Black daddy LOL

    • @dwatsiam92
      @dwatsiam92 7 лет назад +7

      Jamelle Rone He is all ready a Daddy to San, and Cheez-Its Felix.

    • @SHOTRED555
      @SHOTRED555 7 лет назад +40

      Korey is a dad to all of us lol

    • @marblehillpjs
      @marblehillpjs 7 лет назад +12

      Willie Coleman is comin' out

    • @user-qo6dh2ot4h
      @user-qo6dh2ot4h 7 лет назад +6

      Hopefully not the one from the Strange Thing About the Johnsons. Though he was tired of being raped by his son.

    • @thatindiandude4602
      @thatindiandude4602 7 лет назад +10

      Rodimus Prime heres some water for that thirst.

  • @BrotherApexx
    @BrotherApexx 7 лет назад +229

    I'd pay to watch two hours of this in a theater before I pay to watch another Bayformers movie.

  • @Zucchinna
    @Zucchinna 7 лет назад +146

    Every fucking movie tries to redo their origins on earth. All 5 movies are trying to be the same fucking movie

    • @1080TJ
      @1080TJ 7 лет назад +31

      They're retconning mankind's entire history to make it so every major achievement was done by the Transformers instead of humans. What does that say about Bay's view of humanity? Now even the satisfying idea of Hitler being a fucking coward who killed himself to escape the consequences can't be true. Nope. A Transformer did it apparently.

    • @OtakuUnderground92
      @OtakuUnderground92 7 лет назад +1

      Zucchina I'm noticing that.

    • @nataliagonzalez1698
      @nataliagonzalez1698 7 лет назад

      Zucchina Shit I remember all that happened was that they came from Earth to Cybertron, thats it :/

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 7 лет назад +2

      they all can be it's own movie that doesn't progress the story AT ALL. AND I hated Mark Wahlberg and his daughter worse than Shia...

    • @BlueAmerican26
      @BlueAmerican26 7 лет назад +6

      NEver thought of that, but you're right. They are trying to retcon the origin of earth and history every fucking time. It's literally the same fucking thing just rehashed LOL.

  • @FlameOfUdun96
    @FlameOfUdun96 7 лет назад +194

    Transformers: The Last Fuck to Give

  • @JessimusPrime
    @JessimusPrime 7 лет назад +187

    Martin: "I've seen worst! I've looked into the abyss. I saw the face of the devil and walked away from it, and this is not Satan!"
    Wow! 😂 I need to remember that one, hahaha

    • @uriamudeltoro5075
      @uriamudeltoro5075 2 года назад +3

      Shit like that is why I enjoy DT....And it just so happened that I saw this one and others...so to hear this take is refreshing...
      Skol to the cynics.....

  • @mttthms4443
    @mttthms4443 7 лет назад +141

    "This is not Satan" is probably the nicest thing I've heard about this movie.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 4 года назад +8

      lol.

    • @grimlord3181
      @grimlord3181 4 года назад +6

      That's the nicest thing you could say about anything.

  • @rporche2600
    @rporche2600 7 лет назад +324

    I lost it at Frederick Douglas lol
    Goddamit Bay

    • @29AndreG
      @29AndreG 7 лет назад +3

      I didn't get that.

    • @captaintalon4485
      @captaintalon4485 7 лет назад +49

      Nah I lost it when they revealed apparently the Autobots helped Harriet Tubman build the underground railroad

    • @rporche2600
      @rporche2600 7 лет назад +16

      CaptainTalon448 Fucking I can't I can't I can't I can't XD

    • @jrt2792
      @jrt2792 7 лет назад +7

      +Reynard Porche I was dying from laughter too man.😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @darkman4811
      @darkman4811 7 лет назад +42

      Maybe they should just retitle the movie "12 Years a Transformer"?

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 7 лет назад +178

    THE AUTOBOTS FIGHT WITH KING ARTHUR AND BUMBLEBEE KILLS HITLER.
    THESE ARE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THIS FILM.

    • @Darkness1984
      @Darkness1984 7 лет назад +12

      Jayfive276 Sounds fucking awesome!

    • @Gsdntflx
      @Gsdntflx 7 лет назад +2

      Jayfive276 noice

    • @thedankone245
      @thedankone245 7 лет назад +4

      Jayfive276 They also have a scene where Cogman sings Move Bitch.

    • @316shibby
      @316shibby 7 лет назад +2

      Except neither of these things happen in the movie

    • @andrewdevine3920
      @andrewdevine3920 7 лет назад +5

      Michael Bay is Hitler. Megan Fox said so.

  • @mhaze210
    @mhaze210 7 лет назад +216

    SO GLAD Transformers 5 is finally out.. so I can hear Double Toasted shit all over it.

    • @damianstarks3338
      @damianstarks3338 6 лет назад +7

      Mark Hazleton man totally read my mind here !

    • @Rivers727
      @Rivers727 5 лет назад +6

      The Toasty Shit all over our bodies!

    • @carlinejoseph5276
      @carlinejoseph5276 3 года назад

      Transfomers the last kingt is?tash buh

  • @rodbarnes9624
    @rodbarnes9624 7 лет назад +72

    Korey's face 24:07.....is gold, a sacred treasure much like Martin's laughter

  • @80MWH
    @80MWH 6 лет назад +47

    27:08
    The Harriet Tubman reveal I think made me and quite a few others in the audience laugh. And yeah, that's what I was thinking the writers probably thought: "We got trains w-oh, OH! Hold on, I got it! Underground railroad...the Transformers, WERE THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD!! I AM SUPER-CLEVER HIGH-FIVE ME GUYS!!"

  • @matthioshunduma6387
    @matthioshunduma6387 7 лет назад +125

    That Anthony Hopkins run needs to be a meme.

    • @bluemoondoom
      @bluemoondoom 7 лет назад +12

      Matthios Hunduma in due time hahaha

  • @ivanpabon2741
    @ivanpabon2741 7 лет назад +172

    how in the fuck did we get 5 transformers movies. but only 2 bad boys movies

    • @SmithyZ
      @SmithyZ 7 лет назад +32

      One word: China

    • @jeffkc93
      @jeffkc93 7 лет назад +7

      is that you Macuga?

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf 7 лет назад +18

      Bad Boys won't sell toys

    • @griswoldclark6835
      @griswoldclark6835 7 лет назад

      Honestly in this day and age do you really think bad boys 3 would be any good?

    • @CreepersdoesMC
      @CreepersdoesMC 7 лет назад

      ivan pabon were about to get a 6th installment

  • @singletonfilms8137
    @singletonfilms8137 7 лет назад +74

    Who would've thought the slave joke from Spill's Transformers 3 review would come back in this review. I just can't believe it's actually in the movie.
    Also, watch all of Korey's Trransformers reviews all the way up to this video. It's fascinating to watch his growing hate for the Transformers movie.

  • @sgthombre999
    @sgthombre999 7 лет назад +62

    Why someone would think taking elements from Suicide Squad was a good idea is beyond me.

  • @iNewBroGaming
    @iNewBroGaming 3 года назад +25

    Anyone step up to the plate if they disagree, but Korey looking into the camera at 24:08 when Martin said he understood the plot is the funniest thing ever on RUclips.

  • @dannyboi5887
    @dannyboi5887 7 лет назад +41

    "I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!" probably the best way to sum up most people's thoughts on these movies...

  • @bluemoondoom
    @bluemoondoom 7 лет назад +61

    "Y'all are gonna hate me..."
    "We already do."
    Hahahahahahaaaaaa ♡

  • @shawnbarrett7632
    @shawnbarrett7632 7 лет назад +23

    35:29 "I saw the Abyss, i looked the devil in the face....and it was not Satan." - Martin
    Thats some cool kat daddy shit right there.

  • @Windwalker88
    @Windwalker88 7 лет назад +143

    Im so glad i quit after part 2, saved me so much unnecessary rage

    • @milkoflegends
      @milkoflegends 7 лет назад +21

      Windwalker88 honestly the reveiws are more entertaining then the movies :)

    • @Windwalker88
      @Windwalker88 7 лет назад +2

      Legendary Milk i totally agree. I had a good time this morning

    • @sabyahmed
      @sabyahmed 7 лет назад +3

      Windwalker88 it's a fictional property why would you ever rage over it?

    • @Windwalker88
      @Windwalker88 7 лет назад +10

      Sabeel Ahmed because i spend time and money to go watch some of the dumbest, racist and sexist movies out there

    • @krisj827
      @krisj827 7 лет назад +2

      Windwalker88 😆😆

  • @MalevolentElephant
    @MalevolentElephant 7 лет назад +85

    Michael Bay is horrible

    • @sadlobster1
      @sadlobster1 7 лет назад +7

      The worse business person in the world, just like our Doofus in Chief

    • @KabbalahSherry
      @KabbalahSherry 7 лет назад +1

      sadlobster1 - Truth 😒

    • @efnarios
      @efnarios 7 лет назад +1

      Pain & Gain was good tho

    • @Metanite504
      @Metanite504 7 лет назад +1

      Raymond Frand since bad boys 2 lol

    • @MalevolentElephant
      @MalevolentElephant 7 лет назад

      Metanite yeah but Bad Boys 2 was horrible. Only got a 23% on Rotten Tomatoes 🍅

  • @PostRequisite
    @PostRequisite 7 лет назад +60

    when he showed harriet on that train i cried "OMG NOOO"! BTW i want this photo.

    • @jrt2792
      @jrt2792 7 лет назад +7

      Am I the only person who is wondering how BLM is going to react to transformers & slavery crossover.😂😂😂😂 I'm done with this movie.

    • @MRGooodwineTV
      @MRGooodwineTV 7 лет назад +4

      James Ronald Trump yes you are

    • @PostRequisite
      @PostRequisite 7 лет назад +2

      lol would blm be the final nail in Bays coffin?

    • @nolinpowe
      @nolinpowe 4 года назад +1

      Never heard a theater laugh so hard, while I was trying to understand the plot before lol

  • @Army1601
    @Army1601 7 лет назад +76

    I was looking forward to this review more than the actual movie. You didnt disappoint, BRAVO!

  • @poihpioakarp8845
    @poihpioakarp8845 7 лет назад +27

    "this is not Satan"
    ~Martin Thomas, Double Toasted
    Blu Ray cover quote if I've ever seen one.

  • @Ratbane
    @Ratbane 7 лет назад +26

    The King Arthur part had me crying. Y'all funny affff

  • @juwaunej9196
    @juwaunej9196 7 лет назад +52

    I was literally wondering just a minute ago whether or not they were going to release this review on today or Friday. thank God it was today

  • @yakuza01
    @yakuza01 6 лет назад +12

    24:58 Inside Korey C's head: "I know I've known him for a long time but I might have to strangle him in front of all these people"

  • @dwatsiam92
    @dwatsiam92 7 лет назад +45

    The Franchise that broke Coleman.

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 7 лет назад +4

      "Coleman! That's my Carrr! Coleemannn!!!"

  • @Relentlessfiction
    @Relentlessfiction 7 лет назад +70

    You bastards almost murdered me!
    The Decepticon slave owner caused me to choke on my coffee!
    LOL
    That was not comedy gold, that was comedy VIBRANIUM!

  • @NewGuy2534
    @NewGuy2534 7 лет назад +68

    Girts is positively pink with giddiness.

  • @gsiv2667
    @gsiv2667 7 лет назад +122

    got the popcorn ready , this is going to be fun 😂

  • @RalphJr-xp3hp
    @RalphJr-xp3hp 7 лет назад +28

    Double Toasted came thru with a W into roasting this film with JUSTICE!!!!

  • @Nassit-Gnuoy
    @Nassit-Gnuoy 7 лет назад +33

    I was dying that whole time they were roasting Anthony Hopkins running.

  • @Anthonycheesman33
    @Anthonycheesman33 7 лет назад +75

    the first one actually had a plot you could follow id pay anyone 200 bucks who could explain the plot of 2-5

    • @junewilkerson2349
      @junewilkerson2349 7 лет назад +3

      anthony cheesman bunch of retarded ass robots who think they are funny blow shit up, where's my money!

    • @Darkslayer289
      @Darkslayer289 7 лет назад +21

      anthony cheesman Explosions, hot women, racist stereotypes, Opitmus fighting, and more explosions. Did I miss anything?

    • @ArtofLunatik
      @ArtofLunatik 7 лет назад +2

      anthony cheesman thats the only one i liked.

    • @robertdelgado5240
      @robertdelgado5240 7 лет назад +2

      anthony cheesman dude there is no way to explain the plots for the 2-5 movies. I tried piecing it together, bruh it is impossible that I actually had a freaking migraine.🤔🤔🤔😥😥😥😫😫😫😣😣😣😩😩😩😖😖😖😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

    • @jackcarver5412
      @jackcarver5412 7 лет назад +5

      Alright so the ahhh.....robots...boom,bang...no,no bang, bang boom, Optimus Prime, Bumble Bee and friends....I got to work this shit out i'll be back

  • @Delightful_Addition
    @Delightful_Addition 7 лет назад +79

    I wonder will they ever change the opening intro animation to include Korey Goodwin and Girts. I think they are definitely worth the reanimation.

    • @fredmart7130
      @fredmart7130 7 лет назад +10

      Nah we been through shit people before with spill, i doubt these nigga are gonna be loyal

    • @Delightful_Addition
      @Delightful_Addition 7 лет назад +8

      +Fred Mart
      Only time will tell. Even so, I feel they have been contributing enough to the Double Toasted movie reviews to get an animated clip of them, or, at the very least, an animated figure at the end when they give their rating.

    • @desirereleased3423
      @desirereleased3423 6 лет назад

      Delightful Addition they have their own animation for high score

    • @b.h.thebadass8107
      @b.h.thebadass8107 5 лет назад +2

      @@fredmart7130 Fast forward to now and... welp.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 7 лет назад +132

    I'm obligated to see this shit just because of DOUG WALKER and his prediction. And its sad to me. I honestly really like the first Transformers movie from 2007, sure its a guilty pleasure but i had fun watching that the rest of em...just Fuck me. This ones for you Doug, this ones for you

    • @greasyavocado3251
      @greasyavocado3251 7 лет назад +24

      If that's your only justification for viewing it, just read the plot summary on Wikipedia. Save time and money.

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 7 лет назад +16

      Bay First day of shooting: "Fugg It! Yea that's right Fuggg ITT!! WE'Ll DO IT LIVE!!! FUGGG ITTTT!!!!

    • @angusng816
      @angusng816 6 лет назад

      It is definitely more of the same.

  • @EvolMuzik4ever
    @EvolMuzik4ever 7 лет назад +239

    I want to see if Doug (Nostalgia Critic) is right...seems like it so far from all the reviews on RUclips
    I refuse to give money to this franchise so I'll watch double toasted review

    • @joshsum
      @joshsum 7 лет назад +40

      EvolMuzik4ever that video was spot on lol

    • @chrislaurent1137
      @chrislaurent1137 7 лет назад +36

      EvolMuzik4ever The worst part is that Doug wanted to be wrong, he hopes that everything he said about this movie is wrong because there could be hope for "ORIGINALITY" in this movie, but no, he's right; it's the same cookie cutter film like the others

    • @darkdemonqueen
      @darkdemonqueen 7 лет назад +16

      EvolMuzik4ever so weird...I just discovered The NC yesterday! He's hilarious and videos are great! 😃

    • @iivnkss
      @iivnkss 7 лет назад +1

      EvolMuzik4ever or watch it bootlegged

    • @sadlobster1
      @sadlobster1 7 лет назад +5

      Why does he use the same plot over and over...in ALL his movies?
      Why can't he be original with ANYTHING he does

  • @coreylucas5346
    @coreylucas5346 7 лет назад +21

    I love when Gertz said "THEY ARE GONNA WONDER WOMAN THIS S&^T?!"

  • @rodolforodriguez4447
    @rodolforodriguez4447 4 года назад +9

    26:50
    Fredrick Douglas?!?!
    Fredrick Douglas ?!?!
    😂😅😂😅😂

  • @castackpole
    @castackpole 7 лет назад +9

    Just watching Girts's reactions to what the others are explaining is absolutely priceless

  • @EliDEVITTSpeaks
    @EliDEVITTSpeaks 7 лет назад +8

    A nearly 40 minute BAYFORMERS roast/rant? *grabs popcorn*

  • @kyy7774
    @kyy7774 7 лет назад +11

    Most of the Double Toasted crew might be Marvel fanboys, but your movie reviews are always the most fun to watch. You dudes are not only genuinely funny but technically and historically astute when it comes to films. You deserve 10x's the views you get.

  • @joshsum
    @joshsum 7 лет назад +306

    I've been waiting for this review since the first trailer dropped lol

    • @ivanpabon2741
      @ivanpabon2741 7 лет назад +9

      BLVCK Atlantian. yup

    • @darkdemonqueen
      @darkdemonqueen 7 лет назад +7

      BLVCK Atlantian me too! Will probably never see this (hate all the transformer movies, the ones that I could bear to watch anyways, and I won't see this one even if someone paid me )...the reviews are a million times more entertaining anyways.

    • @webheadcamstudios1344
      @webheadcamstudios1344 7 лет назад +4

      BLVCK Atlantian Oh yeah

    • @RalphJr-xp3hp
      @RalphJr-xp3hp 7 лет назад +4

      Been waiting for this review like Xmas day.

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 6 лет назад +2

      BLVCK Atlantian aw

  • @TheMJKnight
    @TheMJKnight 7 лет назад +19

    "This movie is a mess"
    Understatement of the year with this flick

  • @jman2856
    @jman2856 7 лет назад +271

    China...please stop giving these films money...please.

    • @KabbalahSherry
      @KabbalahSherry 7 лет назад +3

      J Man - Seriously 😒

    • @mondayjoker
      @mondayjoker 7 лет назад +11

      Would never have gotten to china if america didn't pump up the second and third one

    • @qualivia
      @qualivia 7 лет назад +18

      This was China's plan all along. To give this franchise money so they can corrupt the youth of america.

    • @kathywong2264
      @kathywong2264 7 лет назад +3

      International countries will never stop watching films with CGI fest, story for idiots, & product placement. Disney, Universal, Paramount only cares about money rather than quality. If these companies go out of business, then we will be free.

    • @jman2856
      @jman2856 7 лет назад +1

      Businesses have to make money if they want to stay in business, half of the reason as to why films are made is to make money. Good films are the kind that have effort put into them as well as having the intention to make money. Nobody is going to be free.

  • @Mvs2527
    @Mvs2527 7 лет назад +41

    I love when these dudes review horrible movies

  • @Redem10
    @Redem10 7 лет назад +52

    King Gidorah the true 3 headed dragon!

    • @bigace89s
      @bigace89s 7 лет назад +2

      Redem10 that movie probably had cyber end dragon, ps. nice mf doom refrence

  • @ArvelleWhitaker
    @ArvelleWhitaker 7 лет назад +59

    Joker: and here...we...go....

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 7 лет назад +10

      Get ur avocado toast a few high alcohol craft beers n get out ur vintage Transformer toys this is gonna b good! Lol

  • @antonydrossos5719
    @antonydrossos5719 3 года назад +7

    26:50 So the Underground Railroad had actual trains? Who knew?

  • @cesaracosta5483
    @cesaracosta5483 7 лет назад +101

    Nostalgia critic was right all along.

    • @xxultimatebonapartexx2821
      @xxultimatebonapartexx2821 7 лет назад +7

      Cesar Acosta yep he sure was

    • @TheSpawnfan
      @TheSpawnfan 7 лет назад +15

      Cesar Acosta The only guy i've seen give an accurate review without seeing the movie.

    • @Dagenspear
      @Dagenspear 7 лет назад +2

      all he did was nearly say what was in the trailers. Have a very great day!
      God bless you all!

    • @andrewdevine3920
      @andrewdevine3920 7 лет назад +5

      Perhaps, but he's still a knob.

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 6 лет назад +2

      Andrew Devine If he's a knob, then you're cancer. :)

  • @rmjmoviereviews6876
    @rmjmoviereviews6876 7 лет назад +75

    This movie royally sucked! The action wasn't even fun. I walked out of it. Hated it with a passion!!!!

  • @DonTheMovieReviewer
    @DonTheMovieReviewer 7 лет назад +51

    Transformers will never get my money again. I won't go to the theater, I won't rent it, and I can guarantee you that this movie will never get my money... NEVER!

    • @yamuna6154
      @yamuna6154 5 лет назад +1

      Don The Movie Reviewer Bumblebee was actually different

    • @isiahalcindor6278
      @isiahalcindor6278 5 лет назад +1

      @@yamuna6154 yea but it didn't have a plot sad to say cause it had alot of character

    • @yamuna6154
      @yamuna6154 5 лет назад +3

      isiah alcindor Didn’t have a plot? Are you blind?

  • @lamekabutler2011
    @lamekabutler2011 7 лет назад +18

    One thing is for sure, I'm done with Transformers. Michael Bay is one of the worst directors in Hollywood, regardless of how much money he makes. Unless there is a HARD reboot with a new director in 10 years or so, I'm done with these stupid ass movies.

  • @Solqueen86
    @Solqueen86 7 лет назад +7

    The worst thing is the whole knights thing was base on the old G1 Cartoon episode A Decepticon Raider in King Arthur's Court Starcream and his side DeceptiBitches retreat in a nearby cave. After they wander inside they are transported to 543 A.D. Decepticons are wreaking knights shit left and right with no Autobots but then a wizard came IN and kicked their asses so hard they traveled back to their own time and Megatron is not happy they are back
    AND STILL THIS WOULD HAVE MADE A BETTER MOVIE THIS THE SHIT BAY JUST TRY TO PEDAL ON US!

  • @JohnBlack2345
    @JohnBlack2345 7 лет назад +16

    the best review show on YT. man.....these cats have me ROLLING every single time.

  • @PurposelessRabbitholes
    @PurposelessRabbitholes 7 лет назад +13

    I lost my shit at "NITRO, ZEUS"

  • @peerenboom77
    @peerenboom77 7 лет назад +16

    So, I just walked out of a screening and thought I would check out some RUclips reviews. This my first time watching this show; you guys are very entertaining. With the movie so fresh in my mind, it really hit home.

  • @derekbozich8835
    @derekbozich8835 7 лет назад +35

    so bay shits on pacific rim and real steel for riping him off, then he rios off every other movie out there

  • @MrWarners14
    @MrWarners14 7 лет назад +20

    Honestly, I can safely say this was one of the funniest 'Some Ol' Bullshit' movies I've seen. The dialogue is so silly and ridiculous, the plot is pure nonsense and it's so over the top, I was laughing my ass off. It's so awful, it's brilliant. I liked the Dino-Bots and Bumblebee though. They were fun.

  • @MrMoneyclips
    @MrMoneyclips 7 лет назад +36

    All these reviews for this movie are coming out at almost the exact same time.

    • @Jaslath
      @Jaslath 7 лет назад +7

      Probably was an embargo of some sort.

    • @carlinejoseph5276
      @carlinejoseph5276 3 года назад

      Buh they never gave bumblebee a girlfriend Buh

  • @Jay30k
    @Jay30k 7 лет назад +16

    I'll skip T5 and watch Wonder Woman for the second time this weekend. Not going to waste my time and money on any Micheal Bay movie

    • @elijahbabb9067
      @elijahbabb9067 7 лет назад +4

      Jay30k you're still wasting your time and money

    • @Jay30k
      @Jay30k 4 года назад

      @Dark Wolf was their feminism in WW? It wasn't like Charlies Angels or X-Men DP

  • @HighHeelKnight
    @HighHeelKnight 7 лет назад +7

    That Underground Railroad graphic was FANTASTIC!!

  • @panandscan4941
    @panandscan4941 2 года назад +6

    Anthony Hopkins was hilarious in this and truly seemed like he was on the same page with Michael Bay in the sense that he was just absolutely taking the piss out of the movie. He made the movie for me and gave me several belly laughs.

  • @acerock013
    @acerock013 7 лет назад +10

    I feel like Girts wears the same Penguin t-shirt in every video.

  • @nickroy8387
    @nickroy8387 7 лет назад +4

    I remember when I watched the movie everyone laughed when the picture of Fredrick Douglas and Harriet Tubman. I literally imagine Bumblebee and Hot Rod fighting Barricade in the South, with Skids and Mudflap watching.

  • @ShadowEliteHD
    @ShadowEliteHD 7 лет назад +15

    Still a better movie than Resident Evil Final Chapter...

  • @mayorovercorndog9132
    @mayorovercorndog9132 2 года назад +3

    He was trying to say it never seizes to amaze me. But he just ended up saying "it never amazes me!"

  • @NexusJake97
    @NexusJake97 7 лет назад +34

    You want to know what rating they gave it don't you duuuude

    • @MalevolentElephant
      @MalevolentElephant 7 лет назад +13

      Jacob M I'm two minutes in and I am sensing a unanimous Some Ole Bullshit hahaha

    • @narutodarck5690
      @narutodarck5690 7 лет назад +1

      I go for some old bullshit and a fuck you rading

    • @nickmattio3397
      @nickmattio3397 7 лет назад +6

      Hands Down Better Than Sex!!! This will sweep the Oscars faster than a rabbit gets fugggged

    • @LiquidArmProduction
      @LiquidArmProduction 6 лет назад

      You want to know don’t you duuude, why they keep coming here? To the theater.

  • @dylanpaterson9668
    @dylanpaterson9668 7 лет назад +14

    It begins...............

  • @sciencefantastic
    @sciencefantastic 6 лет назад +9

    FREDERICK DOUGLAS

  • @theslyguy
    @theslyguy 7 лет назад +10

    Damn .....i miss Tommy bring the cussing for no reason back

  • @calvinwoolfolk324
    @calvinwoolfolk324 3 года назад +6

    The British girl looks like she could play tomb raider too because she looks n talk like Angelia Jolie 🙏💖😍😂😎😎

  • @daliborjovanovic510
    @daliborjovanovic510 7 лет назад +17

    27:20 And you guys mentioned this as a joke back in the ol`Spill days.

  • @nanairomiso
    @nanairomiso 7 лет назад +5

    Korey sounds like someone's angry dad lol I love it.

  • @KTKomedy2813
    @KTKomedy2813 7 лет назад +26

    To tell you the truth, this is the funniest review you guys have done in a while.

  • @mannyphantommm
    @mannyphantommm 7 лет назад +6

    why they do Anthony Hopkins like that 😂 heh heh outta breath ass 😂

  • @undertaker0079
    @undertaker0079 7 лет назад +83

    OMG.....I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS REVIEW SINCE THEY ANNOUNCED THIS BULLSHIT FRANCHISE😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ojsimp14
    @ojsimp14 7 лет назад +2

    When Martin said he understood the plot and the look on Korey C. face is hilarious

  • @yikkinyingyang549
    @yikkinyingyang549 5 лет назад +5

    I died when he says "I am tired of this sh*t!!"

  • @derrickbatts8412
    @derrickbatts8412 6 лет назад +12

    27:14 I died laughing 😂

  • @krisj827
    @krisj827 7 лет назад +5

    It amazes me that there was an actual writer's room with talented writer's and this is what the result is. 😔
    For those that just want explosions and long sweeping camera shots, this movie is for you.

  • @TheSpawnfan
    @TheSpawnfan 7 лет назад +10

    Transformers, because when you got see a Transformers movie you can't wait to see the plain and boring humans.

  • @xGomeztheWolfx
    @xGomeztheWolfx 7 лет назад +5

    If I was part of this discussion and Korey says 'no alcohol for this' I would've had the same reaction as Martin and Goodwin. xD

  • @PJVids83
    @PJVids83 7 лет назад +3

    That impression of Anthony Hopkins doing his own stunts absolutely slays me. Very funny.

  • @Alex_Mercer_The_PROTOTYPE
    @Alex_Mercer_The_PROTOTYPE 7 лет назад +11

    Bruh I'm dying LOL this review made laugh so hard including the Slavery, Nazi, & Samurai history part.

  • @bjamiork
    @bjamiork 7 лет назад +18

    "NitroZeus" I can't. I fucking can't.

    • @rmj8905
      @rmj8905 7 лет назад +1

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitro_Zeus

  • @chrislaurent1137
    @chrislaurent1137 7 лет назад +10

    25:58-27:48 Okay, I'm not gonna lie, and I'll probably get my ass kicked for this...but I will definitely watch this movie for this; it's stupid but hilariously stupid XD

  • @cbox7701
    @cbox7701 7 лет назад +11

    It'd be really great if Bay's movies did poorly in the box office. If that happened, the Big Wigs in Hollywood would stop loaning him money to make these shitty clusterfuck Transformers movies. Bay would be completely removed from his comfort zone and he would be forced to make better movies. The same thing happened to M. Night Shayamalan and look where he is now. He's making decent films again.

  • @Game_Source
    @Game_Source 7 лет назад +16

    35 minutes or more for a Transformers movie? It's not worth the time.

  • @visionaryventures12
    @visionaryventures12 6 лет назад +3

    I made the mistake of playing this movie while laying in bed... after a while it felt like two hours and I dozed off. Woke up and it was still playing. 14:34 All I could think was if I were Megatron, why am I letting these ants dictate what I can do? Btw, it's an instant commercial... just pull out and air as a toy ad.

  • @roboticdre7364
    @roboticdre7364 7 лет назад +2

    Well...If it make things less painful for you Kory, The Bumblebees Movie next year won't be directed by Michael Bay. Instead it will be Travis Knight, who directed Kubo and the Two Strings.

  • @ENZiRTV
    @ENZiRTV 5 лет назад +5

    Gotta agree with my brother, I really liked the first Transformers movie. Actually saw it twice in theaters.

  • @zerowolf0006
    @zerowolf0006 6 лет назад +3

    Girtz face reactions to these was priceless

  • @marikotrue3488
    @marikotrue3488 7 лет назад +6

    I was not looking forward to Transformers 5, I was looking forward to the reviews. Double Toasted's review is one of the best. Thank you.

  • @Bronwyn031
    @Bronwyn031 7 лет назад +2

    Laugh it up DT. You know who's also laughing? As in laughing all the way to the bank... Paramount and Michael Bay!!! Hate them, laugh at them all you want... but TF is a billion dollar money making machine!!! No studio in their right mind will just ditch all of that easy cheddah! As long as people continue to watch them, Paramount will continue to make them. And The Last Knight was sold out both nights I went by my local cinema.

  • @shengrant3088
    @shengrant3088 7 лет назад +3

    2:03 - 2:23 sound like my parents when i was a kid lol

  • @Acafer84
    @Acafer84 7 лет назад +7

    I see DT, I click DT. This is my motto.

  • @danwilliams1989
    @danwilliams1989 7 лет назад +5

    The worst part is that even if this movie doesn't do well in the US, it'll still do well enough overseas to keep making more of this garbage.