Family Friendly Team Fortress 2 [SFM]

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @MissFeatherstone
    @MissFeatherstone 5 лет назад +7273

    “If I do nothing, I can do nothing wrong!”
    that’s a mood

    • @Dat-Mudkip
      @Dat-Mudkip 5 лет назад +316

      Give Soldier credited for being smart enough to realize he'll probably do something stupid whether it's intentional or not.

    • @threemad8456
      @threemad8456 5 лет назад +124

      I thought the same thing at school, but nope....drama keeps fucking coming

    • @cleanwater3180
      @cleanwater3180 5 лет назад +30

      One I live by more or less.

    • @lordvgames
      @lordvgames 5 лет назад +18

      And it's true in most cases

    • @dr.harmacist5836
      @dr.harmacist5836 5 лет назад +15

      And that's a fact

  • @sphindagoria
    @sphindagoria 5 лет назад +2448

    Spy just chilling with the crocodiles and his lollipop

    • @techcheap2340
      @techcheap2340 5 лет назад +57

      Thats what i call Life goals

    • @Wellson1337
      @Wellson1337 5 лет назад +36

      Line his lollipop seems to be smoking. Maybe it’s on fire?

    • @sphindagoria
      @sphindagoria 5 лет назад +11

      ​@@Wellson1337 Oh shit you're right
      I just noticed that now

    • @tsuaririndoku
      @tsuaririndoku 5 лет назад +17

      GamerUniverseGalaxy I think is due to Spy lick the candy too fast

    • @Sammytheflaaffyfan
      @Sammytheflaaffyfan 5 лет назад +24

      Hey man, I'm happy for him. He was the only one not to die.

  • @TheRandomEpicVideos
    @TheRandomEpicVideos 5 лет назад +3199

    "If I do nothing, I can do nothing wrong!"
    -Every content creator after the upcoming changes to RUclips.

    • @thecoolcario9048
      @thecoolcario9048 5 лет назад +41

      Yep. Move to another platform

    • @comradetonk8280
      @comradetonk8280 5 лет назад +2

      If we go somewhere else we can’t do something wrong here.
      Everyone after yt update

    • @NotCumin
      @NotCumin 5 лет назад +1

      @H1 CoDoe fair point

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 5 лет назад

      I sent this video to the FTC

    • @EastsideShowSCP
      @EastsideShowSCP 5 лет назад +7

      Me: "If I do nothing, I can do nothing wrong"
      RUclips: *Finds something wrong anyways*

  • @whatintarnationwhuuuut
    @whatintarnationwhuuuut 5 лет назад +577

    “Aye! I’m demoman. Aye! I’m demoman. Aye! I-“

  • @caedlittler2149
    @caedlittler2149 4 года назад +828

    Scout: [TRAUMATISED] Happy
    Soldier: [RESTING IN PEACE] Permanently at ease
    Pyro: -[DEAD] Unable to attend
    Demoman: [DEAD] Unable to attend
    Heavy: [SCARED OF LOSING EVERYTHING] Happy
    Engineer: [HELP ME PLEASE] Happy
    Medic: [HEAVY IS DANGEROUS] Happy
    Sniper: [KILL HIM] Happy
    Spy: [SAVE US] Happy

    • @bewisoffical
      @bewisoffical 4 года назад +34

      You forgot about fempyro

    • @lookguy69
      @lookguy69 4 года назад +30

      @@bewisoffical Unable to atend

    • @landsbergnascimento3008
      @landsbergnascimento3008 4 года назад +17

      Spy be vibing

    • @quartexgames9834
      @quartexgames9834 4 года назад +3

      @@lookguy69 We don't do that here

    • @wetsocks4460
      @wetsocks4460 4 года назад +16

      Nah pyro was probably just sent to blue base because heavy wouldn’t dare harm the pyro for his own safety.

  • @stefan7484
    @stefan7484 5 лет назад +804

    RUclips : Heavy
    RUclipsrs : Scout

    • @ducks7015
      @ducks7015 5 лет назад +65

      Spy: That one guy who can just do what he wants.

    • @cappyishere
      @cappyishere 4 года назад +6

      Copy

    • @4yzhoi
      @4yzhoi 4 года назад +7

      We love friendship!

    • @theponydalek7923
      @theponydalek7923 4 года назад +4

      Spy: The female youtuber who slept with a member of staff so they can do what they want

    • @thenorthstarsamurai
      @thenorthstarsamurai 4 года назад +1

      Me: Pyro

  • @Dat-Mudkip
    @Dat-Mudkip 5 лет назад +2595

    Can we acknowledge that Heavy literally turned Scout into a weapon skin?

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast 5 лет назад +2209

    *Miss Pauling:* Sorry boys, but RUclips is not buying it. Just get back to your daily routine.

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 5 лет назад +38

      You guys do that I’m gonna point this air strike slightly in the direction of YT HQ but not exactly...

    • @reboomer8369
      @reboomer8369 5 лет назад +33

      "...Where did Spy and the crocodiles go?"

    • @rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462
      @rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462 4 года назад +21

      @@reboomer8369 "I was nuked!"
      "How are you alive?"
      "I had this Dead Ringer on me."

    • @straythrawn7861
      @straythrawn7861 4 года назад +8

      time for redtube

    • @pyroismistah9688
      @pyroismistah9688 4 года назад +7

      Mr toast

  • @organicrobot6425
    @organicrobot6425 4 года назад +333

    2:44 this is such a quarantine mood

  • @Thisguyisright
    @Thisguyisright 4 года назад +724

    You know, I just noticed something.
    Medic and Sniper go along with the 'Family friendly' attitude more fervently than the other characters. I dunno if this was your intent, but its interesting because their home countries are a bit infamous for heavy censorship in video games, so they were probably used to such a thing.
    Soldier was scared shitless because he saw part of what Heavy did to Scout when he acted up.
    Spy was in sort of the same mindset as Soldier, but took a different path. I'm pretty sure knew this was a lost cause from the start so he elected to go chill at an animal sanctuary for the day.

    • @zakpizza999
      @zakpizza999 4 года назад +91

      Engineer does as well
      But that's just his attitude

    • @Baddino45
      @Baddino45 4 года назад +28

      I would just sit there like: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beep beep beep
      Cuz im a microwave

    • @ItzMisterVee
      @ItzMisterVee 4 года назад +11

      Pyro is like mmph

    • @claws_of_hades
      @claws_of_hades 4 года назад +27

      Pyro is literally just trying to use a lighter

    • @fantomas884
      @fantomas884 4 года назад +28

      Spy: Just chilling with my crocs.

  • @tf2soldier801
    @tf2soldier801 5 лет назад +4465

    If i do nothing, i can do nothing wrong

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid 5 лет назад +135

      SONN OF A *(REDACTED)*

    • @megarayquaza9054
      @megarayquaza9054 5 лет назад +148

      *SON OF A CUSSING CUSS WORD!*

    • @protoastyxd6694
      @protoastyxd6694 5 лет назад +38

      *E P I C L Y D E M O N E T I Z E S Y O U*

    • @Xavier-cv2vw
      @Xavier-cv2vw 5 лет назад +22

      *remonetise the soldier* if youtube wont monetise i will

    • @jiri3138
      @jiri3138 5 лет назад +11

      You are writing, you are doing a thing so you are doing something wrong and( pain brain redacting everything)

  • @ThumbsTup
    @ThumbsTup 5 лет назад +1119

    "If I do nothing, I can do nothing wrong"
    Your logic is flawless

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 5 лет назад +25

      I tried that at a nuclear power plant, apparently you’re not supposed to let the reactor over heat! Ugh..

    • @RedTheEpicness
      @RedTheEpicness 5 лет назад +1

      @@mrmr_zoomie hol up

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 4 года назад +3

      @@mrmr_zoomie If the reactor did nothing, then it would not have overheated

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 года назад +1

      I mean I might have let the water supply to the reactor get a little low

    • @portablerefrigerator4902
      @portablerefrigerator4902 4 года назад +1

      I read this as he said that

  • @antlee3588
    @antlee3588 5 лет назад +695

    Spy chilling with crocodiles was one of the most wholesome shit I've seen.

    • @thelyric2751
      @thelyric2751 5 лет назад +19

      Spy irwin

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 5 лет назад +4

      Pootis Spencer here

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 4 года назад +5

      The Spy must be the french cousin of Steve Irwin

    • @BallonEEE.
      @BallonEEE. 4 года назад +1

      @@pyro1436 *Alrighty then.*

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 4 года назад +2

      @@BallonEEE. gotta move that gear up

  • @visualoddities7394
    @visualoddities7394 4 года назад +312

    0:13
    I just noticed, Sniper’s hand is in the gun-holding position.
    But since weapons are censored...

  • @superawesomemario1331
    @superawesomemario1331 4 года назад +218

    2:44 And now a word of advice from the Red Soldier.

  • @gaming_bigfoot
    @gaming_bigfoot 5 лет назад +2683

    2:48 *Replaces Pyro with FemPyro*
    "This is better."
    *Modders in a nutshell*

    • @StarDustTF2
      @StarDustTF2 5 лет назад +129

      Rule34 the past 2 months in a nutshell more likely

    • @CrossFoxy_
      @CrossFoxy_ 5 лет назад +78

      Fempyro is a 10/10. Not this one, i mean the THICC one.

    • @latviandragon2718
      @latviandragon2718 5 лет назад +24

      @@CrossFoxy_ oh yeah

    • @sheacorduroy5565
      @sheacorduroy5565 5 лет назад +17

      Latvian Dragon Femscout is better. Sorry lol.

    • @CrossFoxy_
      @CrossFoxy_ 5 лет назад

      k sure

  • @PeaseMakerYT
    @PeaseMakerYT 5 лет назад +3835

    So are we just gonna forget about all the ammo and explosives on almost every outfit?

    • @s-gamer2705
      @s-gamer2705 5 лет назад +146

      Sure,at least i do.
      (Как жизнь?))

    • @systematic
      @systematic  5 лет назад +1035

      I anticipated someone would say this, so I swapped the ammo with specialised Insulin injectors for the little boys and girls who need them. And what you think are explosives are actually confetti spreaders. Nothing un-family friendly at all!

    • @merasmus2241
      @merasmus2241 5 лет назад +47

      Драсте !

    • @rongusta11
      @rongusta11 5 лет назад +78

      We can say there just nerf props lol

    • @mycupoftea583
      @mycupoftea583 5 лет назад +47

      you mean crayons and balls

  • @aleksoficus
    @aleksoficus 5 лет назад +689

    Was half expecting Medic to be also censored there at the beggining.

    • @walfasremi190
      @walfasremi190 5 лет назад +35

      Cause he a psychopath german

    • @the7screw
      @the7screw 5 лет назад +20

      He is a little smarter than this

    • @walfasremi190
      @walfasremi190 5 лет назад +7

      @@the7screw ....*peace disappearing*

    • @Mythical_Paws
      @Mythical_Paws 5 лет назад +24

      **Archimedes joins the server**

    • @suffer3828
      @suffer3828 5 лет назад +4

      So did sniper

  • @rsodrealm
    @rsodrealm 4 года назад +278

    3:39 heavy shoots with the scout.

    • @krustymemes6277
      @krustymemes6277 4 года назад +3

      Omfg just realized 😂

    • @PurpleSlime27
      @PurpleSlime27 4 года назад +4

      Screw it....
      SCOUT MINIGUN

    • @ciprianocanda9405
      @ciprianocanda9405 4 года назад +1

      Scouthinigun

    • @jermastwin2676
      @jermastwin2676 4 года назад +4

      @@ciprianocanda9405 The gun allows you to run 50% faster, but it is very loud whenever you shoot, due to scout insulting you

    • @themagicalcat9017
      @themagicalcat9017 3 года назад +1

      Well it is not a weapon..... Technically

  • @enexs_4150
    @enexs_4150 4 года назад +591

    "I´am Heavy ******* Guy...."
    "Uhm..."
    "I´am Heavy *GAY*

  • @fourtears_
    @fourtears_ 5 лет назад +348

    2:18 that Medic made me happy.

  • @mr80s81
    @mr80s81 5 лет назад +469

    I'm Gonna Drink-
    *"J u i c e"*

  • @begonefosh
    @begonefosh 5 лет назад +940

    Family Friendly Team Fortress 2 is a 4kids show released in 2007, it spanned for 8 seasons for nearly a decade before it's cancellation in January 15th, 2020.
    EDIT: well now uh... this didn't age well

    • @FormerAccountofPF
      @FormerAccountofPF 5 лет назад +52

      *NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY*

    • @ratchet55_m8
      @ratchet55_m8 5 лет назад +13

      I wonder what name are the characters?

    • @smughatkid9981
      @smughatkid9981 5 лет назад +25

      This comment is an omen for the entire tf2 community

    • @aaron50snickers79
      @aaron50snickers79 5 лет назад +8

      Well RUclips's content creators will be screwed before 2020

    • @Chromeno
      @Chromeno 5 лет назад +4

      @@ratchet55_m8 Heavy Guy, Soldier, Demo, Medic, Engineer, Sniper and Soldier!

  • @whyamihere3954
    @whyamihere3954 4 года назад +66

    This is more scarier and dark the than what pyro sees in his imaginations the more you think of it

  • @WilliamAniMation418
    @WilliamAniMation418 4 года назад +511

    2:10 Every children’s show in a nutshell.

    • @zonydragon1141
      @zonydragon1141 4 года назад +9

      ikr

    • @ddthebreadslayer793
      @ddthebreadslayer793 4 года назад +43

      Hmm... soldier has taken the nuke launch codes that can give him unlimited power... but he gave it because of “friendship”

    • @ryfyyt171
      @ryfyyt171 4 года назад +6

      Soo tru like wonder pets
      I think

    • @muzammil4523
      @muzammil4523 4 года назад +9

      It's leader ship ruined by dumb team cliche

    • @crisfishbuck
      @crisfishbuck 4 года назад +9

      Steven universe be like:

  • @z3r070000
    @z3r070000 5 лет назад +252

    Spy just chilling with the crocodiles at the end is a mood.

    • @michelleangelski9839
      @michelleangelski9839 4 года назад +2

      Whats next spy in the sewers with swampy allie and cranky from the Wwheres my water series?

    • @luminary3515
      @luminary3515 4 года назад

      kids can think crocodiles are friendly and di#
      oops and something what kids doesnt need to know

  • @timur5241
    @timur5241 5 лет назад +440

    Candles: *exist*
    Pyro: *stares at it and breathes intensively*

    • @redactedgamersgd1788
      @redactedgamersgd1788 5 лет назад +32

      Also pyro : *its free real estate*

    • @timur5241
      @timur5241 5 лет назад +1

      @@mijeltv no

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 5 лет назад +17

      @@redactedgamersgd1788 *MUFFLED BREATHING NOISES*

    • @drewrice5475
      @drewrice5475 4 года назад +3

      He could’ve just put on pyro-vision goggles.

    • @camilasousa3430
      @camilasousa3430 4 года назад

      When left 4 dead 2 death theme is played in the background

  • @Daki25
    @Daki25 5 лет назад +380

    2:44 Do not have this mindset during a test, I tried it and I failed... *miserably.*

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 5 лет назад +11

      Have you tried it on different tests? Perhaps that'll work

    • @Chromeno
      @Chromeno 4 года назад

      It's the mindset for contests tho

    • @ERROR--fs1hu
      @ERROR--fs1hu 4 года назад +1

      do have* you accidentally put a "not" and you accidentally put failed and miserably instead of succeeded amazingly

    • @chrouu
      @chrouu 4 года назад

      Twilight Sparkle hol up

  • @r1singthorn4451
    @r1singthorn4451 4 года назад +69

    *two mercenaries... I mean friends on rocking chairs*
    Sniper: Lemonade?
    The Spy: thank you.

    • @hellfactory3739
      @hellfactory3739 4 года назад +11

      Spy: (drinks) gasp! Is this?
      Sniper: nope.
      Spy: if it's not piss and not lemon than what is it!?!
      Sniper: it's kitchen oil.
      Spy: ... okay than?
      Pyro: (pulls out a torch)

  • @mrdarkness9643
    @mrdarkness9643 4 года назад +100

    0:23 spy: hello... *cut*

  • @bugjams
    @bugjams 5 лет назад +431

    1:35 “I’m gonna drink...”
    *gasp*
    *“JÏEZŻ!”*

  • @fotppd1475
    @fotppd1475 5 лет назад +141

    2:44 good point.

  • @ocinnico2608
    @ocinnico2608 5 лет назад +266

    "I am heavy guy"

  • @TheReimaginedGamer
    @TheReimaginedGamer 4 года назад +53

    Scout: This is a real ****** embarrassment! Medic: 😱

  • @loaf691
    @loaf691 4 года назад +55

    Spy: "I shall visit the crocodile sanctuary."
    Also spy: "why is everybody dead?"

    • @jakubpociecha8819
      @jakubpociecha8819 3 года назад +1

      Everybody: We think it was-
      Spy: *SHSHSHSHSH!!!* You're dead!

    • @cardboardtoaster2169
      @cardboardtoaster2169 2 года назад

      Well, that was idiotic, off to [hang] myself. WATCH AND LEARN

  • @wonk40
    @wonk40 5 лет назад +37

    Medic being chased by a wooden cutout of a pyro may be the greatest thing I've seen yet

  • @merovetouchstone
    @merovetouchstone 5 лет назад +402

    You missed out on scout saying "rainbows make me cry" instead of "I like friendship".

    • @PetkasProduction
      @PetkasProduction 5 лет назад +25

      That spy's phrase

    • @merovetouchstone
      @merovetouchstone 5 лет назад +14

      yeah but I'm pretty sure scout's voice actor said it once

    • @PetkasProduction
      @PetkasProduction 5 лет назад +4

      @@merovetouchstone ok

    • @this...isabucket.6665
      @this...isabucket.6665 5 лет назад +3

      No I don't think scout says that.

    • @epicalfailure83
      @epicalfailure83 5 лет назад +5

      @@this...isabucket.6665; voice actor has played the game and has recorded 1000+ extra voice lines from his own videos/streams and cameos in tf2ber videos.

  • @hasdarivahsla6351
    @hasdarivahsla6351 5 лет назад +90

    Scout has always been the one who talks about friendship

  • @gabr1elawesome
    @gabr1elawesome 4 года назад +60

    I feel like each character (If done correctly) would make up an amazing kids show

  • @dustyzoid3535
    @dustyzoid3535 4 года назад +43

    Heavy: Pyro
    Pyro: *trying to turn in a lighter*
    Heavy: *nervous laughter*

  • @thatsguy1111
    @thatsguy1111 4 года назад +150

    Scout: *swears*
    Demoman: *drinks
    Heavy so you have chosen death

  • @systematic
    @systematic  5 лет назад +240

    Gonna make this post to answer a few questions:
    This video didn't get demonetised. It's just a joke in the video. Also how can a video be demonetised if it hasn't been uploaded yet?
    Those aren't bullets and grenades. They're party exploders filled with confetti and high speed long distance insulin injectors for the good little children.
    Dams are useful to society. When heavy says "dam good" he means Scout is doing a great job holding back his non family friendly attitude and letting through his pro family friendly attitude, which he obviously isn't in this video.
    Pyro has a weird thing about fire which some people may question if it's family friendly or not. They had to be purged.
    Hope that cleared up a few things.

    • @pizzatimepizzasupporterpiz3127
      @pizzatimepizzasupporterpiz3127 5 лет назад +7

      Please take this gibberish as a thank you for your clarification

    • @St0nek
      @St0nek 4 года назад +5

      They had to be purged....

    • @twinzzlers
      @twinzzlers 4 года назад +5

      Please make a sequel

    • @reptilez5798
      @reptilez5798 4 года назад

      But what the blue soldier is doing with that person on the ground

    • @sapper8643
      @sapper8643 4 года назад +2

      demoman was drinking Kool aid brown beer tast but theres no beer

  • @hampurrger
    @hampurrger 4 года назад +102

    I just like how Medic says hello. It sounds like a middle-aged man trying to do his anime loli impression.
    "HELLOOOOOOO!!!"

  • @OmniGod360
    @OmniGod360 5 лет назад +45

    5 mistakes that friends did
    1 scout: due to swearing
    2 heavy: due to punching and punishment
    3 demoman: due to drinking beer
    instead of juice
    4 pyro: due to staring at the fire on the candle
    final 5 heavy again: change pyro
    into training wooden pyro

  • @farstreet5505
    @farstreet5505 4 года назад +10

    Spy hugging a crocodile is the cutest thing I've seen in this lifetime.

  • @jayvapor6289
    @jayvapor6289 5 лет назад +59

    Scout is basically every content creator on RUclips trying to make a living

    • @bdaarmy9736
      @bdaarmy9736 4 года назад

      So youtubers just curse at everybody?

  • @talkingink4273
    @talkingink4273 5 лет назад +133

    "We are now family friendly! Please dont take our money away" -youtube 2019
    Anyways I'm off to the crocodile sanctuary

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 5 лет назад +268

    Can't say "weapon" but can say "damn" :P

    • @systematic
      @systematic  5 лет назад +103

      Damns are used to power electricity. Nothing wrong at all.

    • @felipesubiabre314
      @felipesubiabre314 5 лет назад +47

      @@systematic thats what i call an epic gamer move

    • @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247
      @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 5 лет назад +4

      @@systematic damn u r savage

    • @jimpa7011
      @jimpa7011 5 лет назад +2

      @@felipesubiabre314 gamer moment

    • @maskguyd
      @maskguyd 4 года назад

      In 0:01
      I thing heavy say "Hello, i am heavy f*** guy"

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 4 года назад +27

    I know everyone said it but
    "If I do nothing; I can do nothing wrong."
    Those are words to live by.

  • @ДенисІзмалков
    @ДенисІзмалков 4 года назад +67

    2:57 every tf2 moder in a nutshell

  • @lizgilbes6200
    @lizgilbes6200 5 лет назад +33

    A very good representation of RUclips as a whole

  • @SonarCSS
    @SonarCSS 5 лет назад +59

    They screwed scout so much that they stuck an exp share on him

  • @Puppyjuan_1970
    @Puppyjuan_1970 5 лет назад +360

    RUclips Team: **all mercenaries laughing**
    Joke explain: RUclips will remove all family friendly content.

    • @lytatroan
      @lytatroan 5 лет назад +7

      no wonder people hate youtube's video system

    • @blackheartedbronymerc7209
      @blackheartedbronymerc7209 5 лет назад +5

      Join the RUclipsrs Union
      facebook.com/groups/youtuberunion/
      spread the word
      Every new member makes us stronger
      Note: you need a Facebook account

    • @lemex27gamesnshit
      @lemex27gamesnshit 4 года назад

      u dont need to explain the joke bud

    • @danialiman8635
      @danialiman8635 4 года назад

      Might as well make no content at all

  • @changedchannelspleasedonot7059
    @changedchannelspleasedonot7059 4 года назад +11

    i love how spy is just vibing with the crocodiles

  • @alexlokanin3312
    @alexlokanin3312 4 года назад +19

    Let's face it, TF2 is much more family friendly than many shooters out there, even without pyrovision

  • @KoalaTContent
    @KoalaTContent 5 лет назад +379

    1:34 "I'm gonna drink... *JEWS!"*

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 5 лет назад +195

    This is the German version of TF2

  • @generalderpscout5393
    @generalderpscout5393 5 лет назад +265

    Basically friendly server in a nutshell Ft. Hoovy

    • @tommarch.4493
      @tommarch.4493 5 лет назад +11

      yeah, hopefully, people will understand that casual server ar'nt friendly community server.

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 5 лет назад +2

      tom marchianti without me

    • @tommarch.4493
      @tommarch.4493 5 лет назад +2

      @@pyro1436 i know it's ussfull sometimes for the class mission, but you have to find nice people.

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 5 лет назад

      tom marchianti Thank you

  • @justanidiot7670
    @justanidiot7670 4 года назад +22

    Heavy: *snaps*
    Pyro: *grows bewbs*
    Heavy: *snaps again*
    Pyro: *f l a t*

    • @metaluigi423
      @metaluigi423 2 года назад

      Sakurai with Zero-suit Samus in Smash

  • @brutalitymaxim2199
    @brutalitymaxim2199 4 года назад +15

    'If I do nothing, I can do nothing wrong"
    ~Soldier

  • @Sercil00
    @Sercil00 5 лет назад +82

    3:33 : They're all just taken to the shadow realm. Don't worry, anyone.

  • @selenarecksiedler8757
    @selenarecksiedler8757 5 лет назад +50

    Moral of story: be a spy, spies are good.

  • @-TPLT
    @-TPLT 5 лет назад +48

    Being on RUclips now is like being an MvM bot. Do anything, and your money gets taken from you.

  • @TheThanosff
    @TheThanosff 4 года назад +13

    ''if i do nothing,i can do nothing wrong''
    -soldier 2019

  • @mariomuncher44
    @mariomuncher44 5 лет назад +17

    When Heavy spells Pyro's name, it sounds like he's saying "Wario"

  • @LazyDude0726
    @LazyDude0726 5 лет назад +236

    Me reacting to the new YT drama:
    "This is really ******** embarrassment"

    • @blueblaze7312
      @blueblaze7312 5 лет назад +4

      Not our finest moment.

    • @dani303
      @dani303 5 лет назад +2

      They're like: Watch your mouth, Scout, we are hearing it...

    • @swiftstreak98
      @swiftstreak98 4 года назад +1

      @@dani303 And Scout is all like "I don't give a f**k" as per usual

  • @smythy5956
    @smythy5956 5 лет назад +52

    I love how with enough voiceline editing we can make any word with the voices of tf2 characters and still understand it perfectly.

    • @ny_xu
      @ny_xu 4 года назад +1

      Even "cock and ball torture"

    • @itsssuper
      @itsssuper 4 года назад

      @@ny_xu well duh

    • @lolsudjr.4772
      @lolsudjr.4772 4 года назад

      Bleryweevil1 u can actually

  • @St0nek
    @St0nek 5 лет назад +22

    "If I do nothing, I can do nothing wrong"

  • @hughneutron8620
    @hughneutron8620 4 года назад +18

    No one:
    Demoman: I'm gonna *drink.*

  • @meettheoutlaw.8278
    @meettheoutlaw.8278 5 лет назад +26

    Now this is a (non-cringy)genuinely funny sfm that I most appreciate.

  • @WarioWorld2000
    @WarioWorld2000 5 лет назад +18

    Heavy snaps his fingers
    Pyro: i dont feel so good Mr. Gaben

    • @pyro1436
      @pyro1436 5 лет назад

      Hoovy why did you put me in a tight suit

  • @NotASpyReally
    @NotASpyReally 5 лет назад +99

    this is so f****** underrated

  • @blueblaze7312
    @blueblaze7312 5 лет назад +28

    0:52 "I thought I wouldn't have to do this, but you've left me no choice. Do ya thing, girls!"

    • @SuchaRandomGuy
      @SuchaRandomGuy 5 лет назад +8

      Scout.png has stopped working
      Get friendly version?

  • @putzki815
    @putzki815 5 лет назад +12

    0:41 I love the silent fear the team have of Pyro. They're being careful not to drive him to another murder spree.

  • @RandoDudle
    @RandoDudle 4 года назад +19

    3:37 i love when heavy do that

  • @beetlecarnage8950
    @beetlecarnage8950 5 лет назад +52

    He's back at it again boys.

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 5 лет назад +2

      Don’t you mean WE’RE back at it again. Don’t you think comrade? *gun racks slowly*

  • @viliussmproductions
    @viliussmproductions 5 лет назад +25

    I knew it, I knew it would somehow be MLP in the "torture" room.
    Nice sentence mixing.

  • @AshnSilvercorp
    @AshnSilvercorp 5 лет назад +18

    COPPA: "family friendly content??
    I'm going to have to stop you right there."

  • @Emm1lyn
    @Emm1lyn 4 года назад +37

    There's nothing non-family friendly here.

    • @zakpizza999
      @zakpizza999 4 года назад

      Teach kids that swearing is bad and teach them not to drink

    • @Emm1lyn
      @Emm1lyn 4 года назад

      @@zakpizza999 Have you heard of a joke?

    • @zakpizza999
      @zakpizza999 4 года назад

      @@Emm1lyn I was agreeing with you

    • @Emm1lyn
      @Emm1lyn 4 года назад

      @@zakpizza999 oh sorry

    • @zakpizza999
      @zakpizza999 4 года назад

      @@Emm1lyn and not to be a Scout
      I forgot to add that

  • @IloveDUI
    @IloveDUI 4 года назад +7

    This is One Of My Favourite Tf2 Animation.

  • @ADummie
    @ADummie 5 лет назад +22

    Thank you for documenting what goes through my mind on a consistent basis.

  • @ralsei3554
    @ralsei3554 5 лет назад +10

    Male pyro: *gets replaced by female pyro*
    Heavy: *probably staring at her boobs* “this is better”

  • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
    @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 5 лет назад +153

    COPPA 2019 in a nutshell.

    • @zeeb2190
      @zeeb2190 5 лет назад +7

      COPPA?

    • @Snypor
      @Snypor 5 лет назад +17

      @Chong Min Tang
      Children's Online Privacy Protection Act, which is basically threatening RUclips to comply with their rules, or be heavily fined.

    • @blueblaze7312
      @blueblaze7312 5 лет назад +12

      @@zeeb2190 The Children's Online Privacy Protection Act. The FTC believes that popular RUclipsrs are gathering data from children 13 and under, this forcing them to do hours of reorganizing their content and marking each one as safe or not safe for children. INDIVIDUALLY! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! If your video has been marked 'not for children' and they fine anything that will even REMOTELY appeal to children, they will fine you $42K!
      PER VIDEO!! That kind of money is enough to make most people bankrupt! This is why people are advising you to GET A LAWYER!

    • @michaelm9975
      @michaelm9975 5 лет назад +5

      @@blueblaze7312 That sounds completely obsurd and based entirely on peranoia instead of any evidence whatsoever

    • @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8
      @fishyfishyfishy500akabs8 5 лет назад

      Michael Mao look at FTCs page on their law, it’s actually true

  • @bananapowers85
    @bananapowers85 4 года назад +5

    Scout: Reddit
    Heavy: RUclips

  • @thepersonwhoseesnoevil
    @thepersonwhoseesnoevil 4 года назад +2

    The Blu Team: “I wonder what’s going at the Red Base.”
    The Red Team:

  • @cerebralcloud92
    @cerebralcloud92 5 лет назад +40

    Wouldn’t this be fine if everything was Pyroland?

  • @Someviewingviewer
    @Someviewingviewer 4 года назад +8

    2:34 if you look at BLU soldier he reaches out for food and heavy says no! Then BlU soldier is sad.

  • @WolfyInfection29921
    @WolfyInfection29921 4 года назад +3

    "Hello, would you like to learn about friendship?"
    NO THANK YOU, I'M GOOD!!!

  • @razgriz229
    @razgriz229 4 года назад +2

    Medic and Sniper try so hard to keep up with heavy, love it

  • @laggytobey
    @laggytobey 5 лет назад +4

    To make things more family friendly, Heavy politely asked Demo and Pyro to painlessly turn into cardboard cutouts!

  • @duallyentertainment3005
    @duallyentertainment3005 5 лет назад +13

    This gives me nostalgia of old SFM videos!

  • @andresbravo2003
    @andresbravo2003 5 лет назад +14

    I guess we called you Heavy Guy. this is real embarrassment.

  • @ChaosCha0s
    @ChaosCha0s 4 года назад +6

    Spy was honest
    He went to the crocodile sanctuary
    And he’s happy

  • @mrmustang61j37
    @mrmustang61j37 4 года назад +65

    How other people enter school: “hey how’s it goin!” “Did we have homework?”
    Me: 0:39

    • @ChaosCha0s
      @ChaosCha0s 4 года назад +5

      Pirated Cheese pyro is that one guy who does nothing wrong to you or your friends
      If you have friends

    • @docnathan3959
      @docnathan3959 4 года назад

      Lime From among us *i saw you vent. vote lime*

    • @paulwynants9075
      @paulwynants9075 4 года назад

      Lol me when i enter a server wich hackers

  • @TyreseTheLad
    @TyreseTheLad 3 года назад +1

    0:25 I love how medic's looking at scout sayin' " Oh my gosh, How could you?"

  • @lance2580
    @lance2580 5 лет назад +15

    Family Friendly Team Fortress 2: Demonetized in 2019
    This is not Advertiser Friendly Content: Monetized in 2019
    Perfectly balanced.

  • @Saberblaze
    @Saberblaze 4 года назад +14

    0:55 Scout this is a friendly sever and you know what happen when we break that...
    2 hours later
    well bloodfest it is...

  • @mrmaniac0118
    @mrmaniac0118 4 года назад +11

    2:07 when I pretend to care about something

  • @LemonnNote
    @LemonnNote 4 года назад +8

    "Hello! I am heavy w-*****ns guy......I am heavy guy...."

  • @wanderer_newalbum
    @wanderer_newalbum 4 года назад +2

    3:36 scout weapon is great :D but damn the head switch was brutal.