You know, I just noticed something. Medic and Sniper go along with the 'Family friendly' attitude more fervently than the other characters. I dunno if this was your intent, but its interesting because their home countries are a bit infamous for heavy censorship in video games, so they were probably used to such a thing. Soldier was scared shitless because he saw part of what Heavy did to Scout when he acted up. Spy was in sort of the same mindset as Soldier, but took a different path. I'm pretty sure knew this was a lost cause from the start so he elected to go chill at an animal sanctuary for the day.
I anticipated someone would say this, so I swapped the ammo with specialised Insulin injectors for the little boys and girls who need them. And what you think are explosives are actually confetti spreaders. Nothing un-family friendly at all!
Family Friendly Team Fortress 2 is a 4kids show released in 2007, it spanned for 8 seasons for nearly a decade before it's cancellation in January 15th, 2020. EDIT: well now uh... this didn't age well
Spy: (drinks) gasp! Is this? Sniper: nope. Spy: if it's not piss and not lemon than what is it!?! Sniper: it's kitchen oil. Spy: ... okay than? Pyro: (pulls out a torch)
@@this...isabucket.6665; voice actor has played the game and has recorded 1000+ extra voice lines from his own videos/streams and cameos in tf2ber videos.
Gonna make this post to answer a few questions: This video didn't get demonetised. It's just a joke in the video. Also how can a video be demonetised if it hasn't been uploaded yet? Those aren't bullets and grenades. They're party exploders filled with confetti and high speed long distance insulin injectors for the good little children. Dams are useful to society. When heavy says "dam good" he means Scout is doing a great job holding back his non family friendly attitude and letting through his pro family friendly attitude, which he obviously isn't in this video. Pyro has a weird thing about fire which some people may question if it's family friendly or not. They had to be purged. Hope that cleared up a few things.
5 mistakes that friends did 1 scout: due to swearing 2 heavy: due to punching and punishment 3 demoman: due to drinking beer instead of juice 4 pyro: due to staring at the fire on the candle final 5 heavy again: change pyro into training wooden pyro
@@zeeb2190 The Children's Online Privacy Protection Act. The FTC believes that popular RUclipsrs are gathering data from children 13 and under, this forcing them to do hours of reorganizing their content and marking each one as safe or not safe for children. INDIVIDUALLY! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! If your video has been marked 'not for children' and they fine anything that will even REMOTELY appeal to children, they will fine you $42K! PER VIDEO!! That kind of money is enough to make most people bankrupt! This is why people are advising you to GET A LAWYER!
“If I do nothing, I can do nothing wrong!”
that’s a mood
Give Soldier credited for being smart enough to realize he'll probably do something stupid whether it's intentional or not.
I thought the same thing at school, but nope....drama keeps fucking coming
One I live by more or less.
And it's true in most cases
And that's a fact
Spy just chilling with the crocodiles and his lollipop
Thats what i call Life goals
Line his lollipop seems to be smoking. Maybe it’s on fire?
@@Wellson1337 Oh shit you're right
I just noticed that now
GamerUniverseGalaxy I think is due to Spy lick the candy too fast
Hey man, I'm happy for him. He was the only one not to die.
"If I do nothing, I can do nothing wrong!"
-Every content creator after the upcoming changes to RUclips.
Yep. Move to another platform
If we go somewhere else we can’t do something wrong here.
Everyone after yt update
@H1 CoDoe fair point
I sent this video to the FTC
Me: "If I do nothing, I can do nothing wrong"
RUclips: *Finds something wrong anyways*
“Aye! I’m demoman. Aye! I’m demoman. Aye! I-“
Good
I have 15737795 notebooks
XD
@@dr.brightsamulet.3157 Let us begin !
@@magnetiteeagle2.025 *The enemy has taken our intelligence*
Scout: [TRAUMATISED] Happy
Soldier: [RESTING IN PEACE] Permanently at ease
Pyro: -[DEAD] Unable to attend
Demoman: [DEAD] Unable to attend
Heavy: [SCARED OF LOSING EVERYTHING] Happy
Engineer: [HELP ME PLEASE] Happy
Medic: [HEAVY IS DANGEROUS] Happy
Sniper: [KILL HIM] Happy
Spy: [SAVE US] Happy
You forgot about fempyro
@@bewisoffical Unable to atend
Spy be vibing
@@lookguy69 We don't do that here
Nah pyro was probably just sent to blue base because heavy wouldn’t dare harm the pyro for his own safety.
RUclips : Heavy
RUclipsrs : Scout
Spy: That one guy who can just do what he wants.
Copy
We love friendship!
Spy: The female youtuber who slept with a member of staff so they can do what they want
Me: Pyro
Can we acknowledge that Heavy literally turned Scout into a weapon skin?
hmm i guess or they just put mini gun inside scout
*karmacharger would like to know your location*
Like, he uses scout's skin for a weapon?.. skin?..
Yes, we can.
Rip 420 likes :c
*Miss Pauling:* Sorry boys, but RUclips is not buying it. Just get back to your daily routine.
You guys do that I’m gonna point this air strike slightly in the direction of YT HQ but not exactly...
"...Where did Spy and the crocodiles go?"
@@reboomer8369 "I was nuked!"
"How are you alive?"
"I had this Dead Ringer on me."
time for redtube
Mr toast
2:44 this is such a quarantine mood
You know, I just noticed something.
Medic and Sniper go along with the 'Family friendly' attitude more fervently than the other characters. I dunno if this was your intent, but its interesting because their home countries are a bit infamous for heavy censorship in video games, so they were probably used to such a thing.
Soldier was scared shitless because he saw part of what Heavy did to Scout when he acted up.
Spy was in sort of the same mindset as Soldier, but took a different path. I'm pretty sure knew this was a lost cause from the start so he elected to go chill at an animal sanctuary for the day.
Engineer does as well
But that's just his attitude
I would just sit there like: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beep beep beep
Cuz im a microwave
Pyro is like mmph
Pyro is literally just trying to use a lighter
Spy: Just chilling with my crocs.
If i do nothing, i can do nothing wrong
SONN OF A *(REDACTED)*
*SON OF A CUSSING CUSS WORD!*
*E P I C L Y D E M O N E T I Z E S Y O U*
*remonetise the soldier* if youtube wont monetise i will
You are writing, you are doing a thing so you are doing something wrong and( pain brain redacting everything)
"If I do nothing, I can do nothing wrong"
Your logic is flawless
I tried that at a nuclear power plant, apparently you’re not supposed to let the reactor over heat! Ugh..
@@mrmr_zoomie hol up
@@mrmr_zoomie If the reactor did nothing, then it would not have overheated
I mean I might have let the water supply to the reactor get a little low
I read this as he said that
Spy chilling with crocodiles was one of the most wholesome shit I've seen.
Spy irwin
Pootis Spencer here
The Spy must be the french cousin of Steve Irwin
@@pyro1436 *Alrighty then.*
@@BallonEEE. gotta move that gear up
0:13
I just noticed, Sniper’s hand is in the gun-holding position.
But since weapons are censored...
You deserve a like
@@YsmaelDannBTare Oh wow, didn't know so many liked this old comment, but thanks!
Nah hes using his finger gun
only heavy has pow
thats ilegal
I am holding a lolipop
2:44 And now a word of advice from the Red Soldier.
fighting
2:48 *Replaces Pyro with FemPyro*
"This is better."
*Modders in a nutshell*
Rule34 the past 2 months in a nutshell more likely
Fempyro is a 10/10. Not this one, i mean the THICC one.
@@CrossFoxy_ oh yeah
Latvian Dragon Femscout is better. Sorry lol.
k sure
So are we just gonna forget about all the ammo and explosives on almost every outfit?
Sure,at least i do.
(Как жизнь?))
I anticipated someone would say this, so I swapped the ammo with specialised Insulin injectors for the little boys and girls who need them. And what you think are explosives are actually confetti spreaders. Nothing un-family friendly at all!
Драсте !
We can say there just nerf props lol
you mean crayons and balls
Was half expecting Medic to be also censored there at the beggining.
Cause he a psychopath german
He is a little smarter than this
@@the7screw ....*peace disappearing*
**Archimedes joins the server**
So did sniper
3:39 heavy shoots with the scout.
Omfg just realized 😂
Screw it....
SCOUT MINIGUN
Scouthinigun
@@ciprianocanda9405 The gun allows you to run 50% faster, but it is very loud whenever you shoot, due to scout insulting you
Well it is not a weapon..... Technically
"I´am Heavy ******* Guy...."
"Uhm..."
"I´am Heavy *GAY*
i am heavy wea#### guy
oops
i am heavy guy
Roblox lol
@@neashikanazoswiftydifty there no roblox
@@krypton146 OH BOI AM DUMB
Howdy howdy.
2:18 that Medic made me happy.
And also 2:13
Retorn dat 2 me now
He is the theater kid.
I'm Gonna Drink-
*"J u i c e"*
HUE
Im gonna drink.. JĖW§
@@skepster. yes
SkepticJust34 but why
HUE
Family Friendly Team Fortress 2 is a 4kids show released in 2007, it spanned for 8 seasons for nearly a decade before it's cancellation in January 15th, 2020.
EDIT: well now uh... this didn't age well
*NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY*
I wonder what name are the characters?
This comment is an omen for the entire tf2 community
Well RUclips's content creators will be screwed before 2020
@@ratchet55_m8 Heavy Guy, Soldier, Demo, Medic, Engineer, Sniper and Soldier!
This is more scarier and dark the than what pyro sees in his imaginations the more you think of it
2:10 Every children’s show in a nutshell.
ikr
Hmm... soldier has taken the nuke launch codes that can give him unlimited power... but he gave it because of “friendship”
Soo tru like wonder pets
I think
It's leader ship ruined by dumb team cliche
Steven universe be like:
Spy just chilling with the crocodiles at the end is a mood.
Whats next spy in the sewers with swampy allie and cranky from the Wwheres my water series?
kids can think crocodiles are friendly and di#
oops and something what kids doesnt need to know
Candles: *exist*
Pyro: *stares at it and breathes intensively*
Also pyro : *its free real estate*
@@mijeltv no
@@redactedgamersgd1788 *MUFFLED BREATHING NOISES*
He could’ve just put on pyro-vision goggles.
When left 4 dead 2 death theme is played in the background
2:44 Do not have this mindset during a test, I tried it and I failed... *miserably.*
Have you tried it on different tests? Perhaps that'll work
It's the mindset for contests tho
do have* you accidentally put a "not" and you accidentally put failed and miserably instead of succeeded amazingly
Twilight Sparkle hol up
*two mercenaries... I mean friends on rocking chairs*
Sniper: Lemonade?
The Spy: thank you.
Spy: (drinks) gasp! Is this?
Sniper: nope.
Spy: if it's not piss and not lemon than what is it!?!
Sniper: it's kitchen oil.
Spy: ... okay than?
Pyro: (pulls out a torch)
0:23 spy: hello... *cut*
@@viatornl are you right or am i
@@viatornl aight
“This is a real fucking embarrassment.”
1:35 “I’m gonna drink...”
*gasp*
*“JÏEZŻ!”*
Jizz
Zoinks
Theater kid medic.
(laugh track)
*JΊŹ*
2:44 good point.
Too small a chest tho :/
"I am heavy guy"
I call heavy heavy guy now
Thats the nicest way of saying your fat
I am weapons
And these are my friends
That's what imma say in 30 years.
Scout: This is a real ****** embarrassment! Medic: 😱
Spy: "I shall visit the crocodile sanctuary."
Also spy: "why is everybody dead?"
Everybody: We think it was-
Spy: *SHSHSHSHSH!!!* You're dead!
Well, that was idiotic, off to [hang] myself. WATCH AND LEARN
Medic being chased by a wooden cutout of a pyro may be the greatest thing I've seen yet
You missed out on scout saying "rainbows make me cry" instead of "I like friendship".
That spy's phrase
yeah but I'm pretty sure scout's voice actor said it once
@@merovetouchstone ok
No I don't think scout says that.
@@this...isabucket.6665; voice actor has played the game and has recorded 1000+ extra voice lines from his own videos/streams and cameos in tf2ber videos.
Scout has always been the one who talks about friendship
0.0
We did it. We did it because we're best friends.
I feel like each character (If done correctly) would make up an amazing kids show
Yup
piss Jar Sniper seems like a great kid character
Heavy: Pyro
Pyro: *trying to turn in a lighter*
Heavy: *nervous laughter*
Scout: *swears*
Demoman: *drinks
Heavy so you have chosen death
Loves fire
@@pyro1436 LOL
Pyros look at fire
Synchronize your death watches gentlemen
Gonna make this post to answer a few questions:
This video didn't get demonetised. It's just a joke in the video. Also how can a video be demonetised if it hasn't been uploaded yet?
Those aren't bullets and grenades. They're party exploders filled with confetti and high speed long distance insulin injectors for the good little children.
Dams are useful to society. When heavy says "dam good" he means Scout is doing a great job holding back his non family friendly attitude and letting through his pro family friendly attitude, which he obviously isn't in this video.
Pyro has a weird thing about fire which some people may question if it's family friendly or not. They had to be purged.
Hope that cleared up a few things.
Please take this gibberish as a thank you for your clarification
They had to be purged....
Please make a sequel
But what the blue soldier is doing with that person on the ground
demoman was drinking Kool aid brown beer tast but theres no beer
I just like how Medic says hello. It sounds like a middle-aged man trying to do his anime loli impression.
"HELLOOOOOOO!!!"
Yea
get banned
5 mistakes that friends did
1 scout: due to swearing
2 heavy: due to punching and punishment
3 demoman: due to drinking beer
instead of juice
4 pyro: due to staring at the fire on the candle
final 5 heavy again: change pyro
into training wooden pyro
Spy hugging a crocodile is the cutest thing I've seen in this lifetime.
Scout is basically every content creator on RUclips trying to make a living
So youtubers just curse at everybody?
"We are now family friendly! Please dont take our money away" -youtube 2019
Anyways I'm off to the crocodile sanctuary
Can't say "weapon" but can say "damn" :P
Damns are used to power electricity. Nothing wrong at all.
@@systematic thats what i call an epic gamer move
@@systematic damn u r savage
@@felipesubiabre314 gamer moment
In 0:01
I thing heavy say "Hello, i am heavy f*** guy"
I know everyone said it but
"If I do nothing; I can do nothing wrong."
Those are words to live by.
2:57 every tf2 moder in a nutshell
This hurts a lot
stolen
@@Pwithstar ?
A very good representation of RUclips as a whole
They screwed scout so much that they stuck an exp share on him
*best comment*
RUclips Team: **all mercenaries laughing**
Joke explain: RUclips will remove all family friendly content.
no wonder people hate youtube's video system
Join the RUclipsrs Union
facebook.com/groups/youtuberunion/
spread the word
Every new member makes us stronger
Note: you need a Facebook account
u dont need to explain the joke bud
Might as well make no content at all
i love how spy is just vibing with the crocodiles
Let's face it, TF2 is much more family friendly than many shooters out there, even without pyrovision
for friendlies
1:34 "I'm gonna drink... *JEWS!"*
oh no
At least Demoman is very holy and immune to demons
OY VEY
Hey you saying you're a MYG)T
I heard "jizz".
This is the German version of TF2
Yup ;-;
How
@@TheReimaginedGamer Germany is pretty censor happy.
Oh thx
@@twinzzlers *laughs in australia*
Basically friendly server in a nutshell Ft. Hoovy
yeah, hopefully, people will understand that casual server ar'nt friendly community server.
tom marchianti without me
@@pyro1436 i know it's ussfull sometimes for the class mission, but you have to find nice people.
tom marchianti Thank you
Heavy: *snaps*
Pyro: *grows bewbs*
Heavy: *snaps again*
Pyro: *f l a t*
Sakurai with Zero-suit Samus in Smash
'If I do nothing, I can do nothing wrong"
~Soldier
3:33 : They're all just taken to the shadow realm. Don't worry, anyone.
Lmao
Moral of story: be a spy, spies are good.
Or medic
The spy is smoking.
@@claudiogabrielmoreira9887 hes smoking happy joint
Or sniper
No pyro good they believe the world is better then spy
Being on RUclips now is like being an MvM bot. Do anything, and your money gets taken from you.
''if i do nothing,i can do nothing wrong''
-soldier 2019
When Heavy spells Pyro's name, it sounds like he's saying "Wario"
Me reacting to the new YT drama:
"This is really ******** embarrassment"
Not our finest moment.
They're like: Watch your mouth, Scout, we are hearing it...
@@dani303 And Scout is all like "I don't give a f**k" as per usual
I love how with enough voiceline editing we can make any word with the voices of tf2 characters and still understand it perfectly.
Even "cock and ball torture"
@@ny_xu well duh
Bleryweevil1 u can actually
"If I do nothing, I can do nothing wrong"
No one:
Demoman: I'm gonna *drink.*
JUIZZ
Now this is a (non-cringy)genuinely funny sfm that I most appreciate.
Heavy snaps his fingers
Pyro: i dont feel so good Mr. Gaben
Hoovy why did you put me in a tight suit
this is so f****** underrated
Like that spy mask
I am very sorry, but the higher ups don't want you on this show no more
@Mr, Krabz watch YOUR f***ing language krabz
0:52 "I thought I wouldn't have to do this, but you've left me no choice. Do ya thing, girls!"
Scout.png has stopped working
Get friendly version?
0:41 I love the silent fear the team have of Pyro. They're being careful not to drive him to another murder spree.
3:37 i love when heavy do that
He's back at it again boys.
Don’t you mean WE’RE back at it again. Don’t you think comrade? *gun racks slowly*
I knew it, I knew it would somehow be MLP in the "torture" room.
Nice sentence mixing.
Same, bro.
@@blueblaze7312 You guys bronies?
@@theunidentifiedchangeling9451 wats a brownie?
@@omarabe26 I meant brony, sorry.
@@theunidentifiedchangeling9451 Nah, it's cool. I was a brony... *was.*
COPPA: "family friendly content??
I'm going to have to stop you right there."
There's nothing non-family friendly here.
Teach kids that swearing is bad and teach them not to drink
@@zakpizza999 Have you heard of a joke?
@@Emm1lyn I was agreeing with you
@@zakpizza999 oh sorry
@@Emm1lyn and not to be a Scout
I forgot to add that
This is One Of My Favourite Tf2 Animation.
Thank you for documenting what goes through my mind on a consistent basis.
Male pyro: *gets replaced by female pyro*
Heavy: *probably staring at her boobs* “this is better”
It is
COPPA 2019 in a nutshell.
COPPA?
@Chong Min Tang
Children's Online Privacy Protection Act, which is basically threatening RUclips to comply with their rules, or be heavily fined.
@@zeeb2190 The Children's Online Privacy Protection Act. The FTC believes that popular RUclipsrs are gathering data from children 13 and under, this forcing them to do hours of reorganizing their content and marking each one as safe or not safe for children. INDIVIDUALLY! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! If your video has been marked 'not for children' and they fine anything that will even REMOTELY appeal to children, they will fine you $42K!
PER VIDEO!! That kind of money is enough to make most people bankrupt! This is why people are advising you to GET A LAWYER!
@@blueblaze7312 That sounds completely obsurd and based entirely on peranoia instead of any evidence whatsoever
Michael Mao look at FTCs page on their law, it’s actually true
Scout: Reddit
Heavy: RUclips
The Blu Team: “I wonder what’s going at the Red Base.”
The Red Team:
Wouldn’t this be fine if everything was Pyroland?
It cause it kind of is the meet the pyro pyroland
2:34 if you look at BLU soldier he reaches out for food and heavy says no! Then BlU soldier is sad.
"Hello, would you like to learn about friendship?"
NO THANK YOU, I'M GOOD!!!
Medic and Sniper try so hard to keep up with heavy, love it
To make things more family friendly, Heavy politely asked Demo and Pyro to painlessly turn into cardboard cutouts!
This gives me nostalgia of old SFM videos!
I guess we called you Heavy Guy. this is real embarrassment.
Spy was honest
He went to the crocodile sanctuary
And he’s happy
How other people enter school: “hey how’s it goin!” “Did we have homework?”
Me: 0:39
Pirated Cheese pyro is that one guy who does nothing wrong to you or your friends
If you have friends
Lime From among us *i saw you vent. vote lime*
Lol me when i enter a server wich hackers
0:25 I love how medic's looking at scout sayin' " Oh my gosh, How could you?"
Family Friendly Team Fortress 2: Demonetized in 2019
This is not Advertiser Friendly Content: Monetized in 2019
Perfectly balanced.
0:55 Scout this is a friendly sever and you know what happen when we break that...
2 hours later
well bloodfest it is...
2:07 when I pretend to care about something
"Hello! I am heavy w-*****ns guy......I am heavy guy...."
3:36 scout weapon is great :D but damn the head switch was brutal.