Here are some of my favorite Simpsons clips, there are plenty of others so more volumes will be coming. But here's the first assortment of random clips. Enjoy!
"I'm a man of few words. Any questions?" is one of my all-time favourite Simpsons quotes... so many times I've been to lectures and dreamed about this scene.
"A MOUNDS BAR IS NOT A SPRINKLE! A TWIZZLER IS NOT A SPRINKLE! A JOLLY RANCHER IS NOT A SPRINKLE SIR! PERHAPS IN SHANGRI-LA THEY ARE, BUT NOT HERE!!!" -Best Kwik-E-Mart moment of all time 😂
I might be in the minority, but I like this quote better: Doctor: stay off for a few days you’ll be fine. Homer: the hell with that I gotta play. Doctor: all right what do I know? I’m just a doctor. Was that the Simpsons I feel like it was
I like how the guy in the white coat dishing out pills and offering medical advice at the theme park ,is slightly insulted that someone might think he's actually a doctor.
others have said it on other videos but that 64 slices of American cheese one. Homer started out happy and excited to do this, by the end he's stayed up all night, he's clearly not enjoying himself and he's blind, but dammit he said he'd eat 64 slice of american cheese and he finished that task, that's commitment that is lmao
Plus he immediately, suicidally, jerks the controls violently, as if he wants to crash the thing. That’s pretty funny, plus there’s the tower that happens to be right next to them.
As an Indian I am really sad it happened, losing apu and supermarket seems like we lost 10% of the show, its a frequent place they visit just like Moe’s bar.
The only person who got Apu cancelled was Hank Azaria. All because one guy couldn't take a joke. Every character on the Simpsons is a stereotype, Apu was no different.
I don’t because it was social conditioning which was very very effective in leading people away from God because when people are entertained and amused they are disarmed and let their guard down and can be more effectively propagandised and manipulated to perceive the world a certain way and through a certain aperture that this world which is beholden to the devil would want you to.
The lisa scene of her tripping out creeped me out as a kid before you know what drugs are and what they do seeing it in cartoons would give me a weird feeling
Barney driving the blimp, the guard on hes work that casually just lift up the employee and kick him in the back like its totally okay and normal & the man of few words. dude this is perfection
Fun fact: Given it only takes Homer about three seconds to eat a slice of cheese, he should only have been down there for about 3 minutes and 12 seconds.
Honestly the idea of having to sit there and slice by slice eat 64 pieces of American cheese, is like something out of a horror movie. That sounds like an immoral form of torture some psycho would commit
I liked it when the Virus was crossing the road and sneaked up on Chief Wiggum, its also foreshadowing Covid 19. Also if you travel on holiday and a pick up a cold from a foreign country and south east asian ones are actually the worst to have no kidding, they take ages to fight off.
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The 64 slices of cheese scene cracks me up. Everything about it, so simple and so brilliant
It's an amazing scene. "I think I'm blind"
It's so random too
I love how it’s the second attempt to break and enter the Simpson home and both parties are just so casual and polite about it.
I wonder how they came up with it... Such a classic scene
@@Julian-AJCPthings like these keep me nitwits awake all night 😮
"Good evening, ladies and g..."
*"QUIT STALLING, WHAT'S THE PLAN???!!!"*
"Alright, just take your seat, just take your seat."
Every RUclips tutorial ever
I think it's "Einstein! What's the plan?!"
"I'm a man of few words. Any questions?" is one of my all-time favourite Simpsons quotes... so many times I've been to lectures and dreamed about this scene.
I say that line all the time
Captain Tennille is a hugely underrated Simpsons guest character.
‘Twas good
Hey Nelson thanks for your vote. I didn't vote, voting's for geeks. Classic quote. 😂
I like Homer’s one
“If I could just say a few words, I’d be a better public speaker”
Milhouse being chased by the agents is legitimately one of the funniest scenes ever
"I don't care" 😂
Not again!
"No, Mr. Simpson, a cat is a living thing!"
"I don't care."
So true
Too bad the sound quality is messed up.
The very specific labelling of Moe’s, and no other landmarks, on both the slide and the model town is genius level comedy. 😂😂😂
Also the specification that the corpses are charred.
QUIT STALLING, WHAT'S THE PLAN?!
True
OH DEAR GOD NO
It's on the next level for sure
"I CAN'T, IT'S A GEO!!" 😂😂😂
My sister had a Geo at about that time which makes it even more funny for me.
I don’t know why but I laugh every time
"Hey wait! That's not a dummy!" "Zhis exhibit is closed!"
"A MOUNDS BAR IS NOT A SPRINKLE!
A TWIZZLER IS NOT A SPRINKLE!
A JOLLY RANCHER IS NOT A SPRINKLE SIR!
PERHAPS IN SHANGRI-LA THEY ARE, BUT NOT HERE!!!"
-Best Kwik-E-Mart moment of all time 😂
Apu was never one to take Springfielders bullshit
Correction:"A mars bar is no a sprinkle"
@@usefulduncanfan No he said Mounds lol
My bad
@michael-so6bj: I would still eat the one Homer made though.
Bart be quiet, Lisa drink the water. This line cracks me up 😂
I love how none of the Simpsons seem to mind that Burns and Smithers are attempting to rob them. Marge even brings them cocoa!
They don’t have anything worth stealing. Except Bobo
Lies again? Random Mandom
Mr. Burns's only power is his wealth, he's about as physically powerful as a paper bag.
They must be liberals...
They were just innocently sliding on that wire. Nothing bad happened there. They didn't have to explaing being socked on the ceiling.
Oh, I'm not a doctor. Still cracks me up 🤣
I have that tattooed on my leg. Great scene
It sure is a great line alright!
I might be in the minority, but I like this quote better:
Doctor: stay off for a few days you’ll be fine.
Homer: the hell with that I gotta play.
Doctor: all right what do I know? I’m just a doctor.
Was that the Simpsons I feel like it was
@@joshmg25 Happy Gilmore, my friend
"Poochie's _DEAD!_" lol the enthusiasm in Krusty's voice fucking slays me every time
and the children’s laughter 😆
"No, it's the children who are wrong."
- S. Skinner
I like how the guy in the white coat dishing out pills and offering medical advice at the theme park ,is slightly insulted that someone might think he's actually a doctor.
You're a coat
My dream job
He’s not insulted? Listen again
I don't think he feels personally insulted. I assumed his tone came from being disappointed with the park not having an actual doctor available.
I always love that scene because it makes me think he’s just some worker they put a coat on 😂
The casual blank faced look homer has when he chases down Ned’s car is so fucking funny
They are recreating the scene from terminator 2. His face is blank just like the terminators was. So funny 😂
*neddy....neddy!*
It's a GEO!
"I think i'm blind" - I don't know why but it gets me every time
its the delivery for me
I like that Scratchy dies every episode but everybody instantly knew Poochie was gone forever.
The Simpsons got a laugh out of the line “This document conforms to all applicable laws and statutes.” 🫡🫡🫡
There was an affidavit, sir
"Oh im not a doctor"
3:43
I love how Chiefs first reaction is to throw the cloud the hot dog,like it only wanted his food 😂
"HEY! I'm tryin to eat lunch here."
“Prove wrong, kids! Prove me wrooong!”
1:17 Duff beer for me, Duff beer for you hahahai remember hearing this at age 9 and I still sing this in my 30s
“They’re all around me…. No way out!!!”
@@johnbuoy1401 ‘I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN’ 😂😂
@@AlishaWolfe “give her this… and this…. And then these!”
Same I'm 36 😂
Springfielders can see nanoscopic things such as atoms and flu germs, but Homer thinks he can slip candy past Apu.
Germs and radioactivity being visible is among my fave Simpsons conventions. They didn’t invent the concept but they made the most of it.
As a Simpsons fan since 1989, these are some awesome clips!
To over come the spiders curse, quote a Bible verse…
“Thou shall not… (um) cast the first stone.”
Close enough.
I quote “It must have been that bean I had for dinner” all the time
6:20 'try to take him alive' 😂
"I'm tellin' ya, I didn't do anything."
"I don't care." 🤣🤣🤣
“Not again”😂
90s Simpsons are d best
others have said it on other videos but that 64 slices of American cheese one.
Homer started out happy and excited to do this, by the end he's stayed up all night, he's clearly not enjoying himself and he's blind, but dammit he said he'd eat 64 slice of american cheese and he finished that task, that's commitment that is lmao
Homer may be stupid, but you've got to respect that level of determination
Notice how all of these scenes are from season 2-7 yeah… when the Simpsons was good.
They are still fun to watch. Tho It's not even comparable to seasons 1-10.
Exactly, the golden age...
8:37 lol love that the firetruck broke flanders' fence
Mr. Burns showed impressive upper body strength, being able to hang on from that wire until the fire truck came.
Maybe he's so light that's not a problem.
You're a fire truck
Adrenaline Is a heck of a thing.
He's a skinny old fool, how the hell did he do that
I hope someone was fired for that blunder.
I truly wish I could've been taking back to the very nights those episodes were released 😪
You're a release
I Remember a lot of them from my childhood
Was there, every sunday after the football, after a roast dinner with my family, great days
They were first aired on Sunday nights at 7 p.m. on Fox. It was The Simpsons followed by Married with Children followed (later on) by In Living Color.
That Sunday lineup was a great distraction from the thought of school the next morning.
the asteroid demo and only pointing out moes tavern was just simple but so brilliant.
Dear God no p00r m0e
"Thou shalt not---" *immediately proceeds to kill*
04:34 "fourth reich motors since 1946" Simpsons was absolute genius
Reminds me of Brad Goodman's "do what you feel" festival, which replaced the "do as we say" festival established by german settlers in 1946.
*THIS EXHIBIT IS CLOSED*
This exhibit is closed!!
That is so funny😂
5:27 is peak simpsons comedy.😂
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......my glasses!!"😂😂😂
I love that after Barney takes the wheel of the blimp the actual drive just doesn't even try to stop him 😂
Plus he immediately, suicidally, jerks the controls violently, as if he wants to crash the thing. That’s pretty funny, plus there’s the tower that happens to be right next to them.
It's hard to see, but his expression does become slight panic, like a deer in headlights moment.
I can’t believe they canceled Apu. Ridiculous. He was beloved by all.
As an Indian I am really sad it happened, losing apu and supermarket seems like we lost 10% of the show, its a frequent place they visit just like Moe’s bar.
The only person who got Apu cancelled was Hank Azaria. All because one guy couldn't take a joke. Every character on the Simpsons is a stereotype, Apu was no different.
Very lame generation we live in
You missed Lisa's " I am The Lizard Queen!"
The airplane landing gear always hurts my ribs.
Uh, we'll need that to live.
The T2 bit is fantastic. 🤣
that BEAN I had for dinner 😂
“Oh the humanity!” Great reference 😂
I really miss these Simpsons.
0:44 I love how fast Barney tanks that blimp lmao
As a Geo owner, I can confirm a fat person could easily catch up to It xD
T 1000 HOMAGE.
ive always loved how chief wiggum just acts on instinct, esp drawing his gun and just firing xDD
Last scene with Marge chased by a large balloon in reference to a 60s British TV spy series The Prisoner with just 17 episodes.
Ill have to watch that now!
I didn't know it was a reference!
Ill have to watch that now!
I didn't know it was a reference!
I always loved how Homer stops the spiders curse
I don’t because it was social conditioning which was very very effective in leading people away from God because when people are entertained and amused they are disarmed and let their guard down and can be more effectively propagandised and manipulated to perceive the world a certain way and through a certain aperture that this world which is beholden to the devil would want you to.
@@MarianMurphy-rz8ej Im a member of the Church of FSM anyway,
Poor Moleman
Thank goodness. Rescue dogs
You're gay for Moleman
Hope it was quick.
Hans Topo!
Anybody gay for Moleman?
The part where Moe is worried about his bar being destroyed saying “Oh! Dear god no!” is clever writing!
These clips are great for break-time at work
The lisa scene of her tripping out creeped me out as a kid before you know what drugs are and what they do seeing it in cartoons would give me a weird feeling
Fourth Reich Motors is an amazing background gag
The other hilarious thing about Poochy is the idea that killing off someone just because they annoy you is an acceptable solution.
Lol the bubble killing Hans Moleman 🤣🤣🤣
The many gruesome deaths of Hans Moleman lol
Reference to the '60s TV show "The Prisoner"
I had a friend who owned a Geo. They really were that slow.
2:19 been using that line for 20 years… always makes me laugh.
that first clip is a master class in working product placement seamlessly into your show
Classic Simpsons had more soul
I love that Marge just watches Homer run around on fire and does nothing
8:31 I bet Smithers liked that
Homer: 64 slices of American cheese
Me an intellectual: A stack of cheese
Haha, true that. Those were different times!
Me: American cheese? Gross.
Don't flatter yourself.
Me after wrestlemaina weekend
I think I’m blind
@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812Its just Kraft Cheese slices that you get in a supermarket or in a Big Mac mmmm Big Mac🍔😋
Barney driving the blimp, the guard on hes work that casually just lift up the employee and kick him in the back like its totally okay and normal & the man of few words.
dude this is perfection
1:12, My man Homer be shooting off sparks
Hans Moleman was the best character on the Simpsons.
Man getting hit by football
Like kissing a peanut.
Anyone here gay for Moleman?
homer's screams will never not be funny
8:18
I love how disasterous Ned's fall sounds lmao
Man took a TUMBLE
also lol Smither's had some feelings about that particular collision
So classic! The authentic Simpson episodes ❤😢
Homer's Simpson's laugh is historical
QUIT STALLING, WHATS THE PLAN!!!
Fun fact: Given it only takes Homer about three seconds to eat a slice of cheese, he should only have been down there for about 3 minutes and 12 seconds.
He slowed down, rested and else because you could see the chiss made unspeakable things to his mind and body
Honestly the idea of having to sit there and slice by slice eat 64 pieces of American cheese, is like something out of a horror movie. That sounds like an immoral form of torture some psycho would commit
that's not a fact lol it got progressively harder after each slice plus he was half asleep
I imagine there are periods where he's out of it and sweaty and slowly regains the ability to eat another slice
@@byHexted Like being in Hell and being forced to eat endless donuts....?
“Quit stalling! What’s the plan!?”
0:54 Is one of my all time fav's "I CANNNNNNNNT , ITS A GEO" The HOMINATOR
I love how Barney just immediately takes a dive bomb
McGarnagle vs. Clint Eastwood 😂
@RADIUMGLASS: Its supposed to be a parody of his Dirty Harry films.
Bart Be Quiet !, Lisa, Drink the Water !
😂😂😂
A jolly ranchers is not a sprinkle!!!! 😂😂
"I think it must've been that bean I had for dinner."
8:37 I love how the firetruck broke the fence
That scene with the stills was too much, I lost it on the second explosion 😂😂💀💀
They don't show it but he's also in bed making coughing and burp sounds to try to cover up the sound of the stills exploding. I love that part
The animation when Homer runs out the house on fire gets me every single time
Thanks for this. I needed this.
"Do not tell the boss I have the flu"
"Don't worry, I've been working with a broken pelvis, for six months"
"haha. hahahahhahahah"
I liked it when the Virus was crossing the road and sneaked up on Chief Wiggum, its also foreshadowing Covid 19. Also if you travel on holiday and a pick up a cold from a foreign country and south east asian ones are actually the worst to have no kidding, they take ages to fight off.
I guess he didn't see me.
It still manages to Crack me up. 😂
Clint Eastwood saying hey I'm trying to eat a sandwich here had me rolling 😂😅
Awesome !! Perfect edition!! Thank you very much!
Peace and bless
The Juice loosener and Milhouse as the “Fugitive”.
I don't care lol
"My glasses!"😂
“Ugh we’ll need that to live…”
Chief Wiggum shooting his gun in public at the flu cloud will always be funny! ALWAYS!!!
At 4:45 driver impaled by steering column . my BMW has killer airbags. Don't crash I guess.
Haha how chief wiggum shoots and tries to pistol whip the cloud of virus
That scene alone is worth more than the last two seasons of the simpsons.
Probably hit that poor vendor in the process
This needs more likes
"Ahh man he's trying to make us look like a bunch of cheapskates! Woah woah my rope came loose..."
great work man 👍👍
This 9 and a half minutes is filled with more hilarity than a single new episode.
Well obviously, given that it's some of the funniest moments from several seasons
Its all your fault they slit little Billy's throat!
Hey, I'm trying to eat lunch here!🤣🤣🤣
Well done.
Thank you.
☮
Bart be quiet, Lisa drink the water 😮😂