"You came here for bullets! You came here for death! You came here for Furiosa! .... OH MY GOD IT DOESN'T SHOOT!" Always, always, always, test-fire your stock Unity asset gun before attempting to engage hostiles, Jim. Have you learned nothing?!
You keep reminding me of 'Allo 'Allo, and it warms my late twenty-something heart's cockles, and reminds me of weekend evenings with the family at home with waffles and soda, sitting in front of the TV and giggling to a philandering French innkeeper's shenanigans long before I even knew what philandering was.
Saw the name and hoped that it would be a game about a small walled community in an apocalypse where you had to go make runs out of the city in order to get supplies. Have to gather food, water, etc. in order to keep the community alive. Possibly be able to recruit new survivors to the town that could go outside with you to help fight, and make upgrades to the town for various bonuses (crafting probably, maybe a version of perks). Add some enemy variety and maybe enemy difficulty or population increasing with how long you are outside in a single run as the enemies become more aware of your presence. Could be interesting if well executed.
That was a good episode! For the record, I'm one of Jim Sterling 's fans who gets the "Blood" reference. And also the "Allo allo" reference. Because I'm 500 years old.
Jim: "Of course it's Made in Unity..." Me: Oh, c'mon. You can't honestly-- Game: *Starts* Me: ...Literally the first screen, and I can pick out two of these assets, one of which I own, just off the top of my head.
"I live _again_ ." I loved Blood. I think it was probably the first FPS with dual shooters, and it was just so much fun hitting the cultists with a flare to watch them running around screaming as they burned to death.
There is one thing I think Blood may have been first when it comes to FPS: except for your starting melee weapon every single one of your weapons had an alternate firing mode.
Also...Jesus Christ that's a total of two building models used over and over and over again! That would be lazy even if they have made them themselves, which seems unlikely!
Jim, can I just say how much more entertaining your let's plays have become in the last year. It's like going from your average 15 year old being distracted and depressed to like someone really amusing.
I love Blood. It was a truly unique shooter from that era. It not only had the same run and gun fun that Duke Nukem 3d had, but it also had some interesting mechanics. Plus, the dark humor was always worth a good laugh.
What the fuck is your character doing 'beyond the wall' anyway? EDIT: In case the developer is reading the comment's section 1. The arena is too large. The player has ample opportunity to simply kite the zombies (all of which are slower than the player), rendering them a non-threat. 2. The firearms are worthless. The combat knife kills everything in one hit, and even that might not be necessary as the base weapon kills the zombies in short order. Coupled with the fact that ammo must be purchased and the ease with which said ammunition can be wasted, the firearms are arguably a downgrade from the combat knife. 3. There is no reason to care about survivors. There are no penalties for killing them or letting them die, and the bonus money is useless as the shop has nothing of value to sell.
Patrick Sikhrangkur You put more effort into this comment than the dev did for this game... I like the part where Jim shoots the human because their name was enemy. He's a cold killer that Jim boy!
I don't know what's funnier. That you think the "developer" would actually read the comments on a Jim Sterling video, that you think they would actually give a damned if they did, or that you seem to take this is at all seriously in the first place.
Could they make this into a movie? Jim Sterling, in a car park, fighting off zombies and talking to himself for like an hour and a half as he earns creudens to buy furniture, weapons, ammo for the weapons and Willem Dafoe merch? I'd watch the shit out of that! :D
A true life sumulation metaphor. Every day, do exactly what you did before, acquire new things but really, does it change anything? No, just endlessly retread what you've done a million times before until finally death releases you.
That music that plays as soon as Jim gets into the game... I heard that before from another game you played; Gasp. I'm curious; Can anyone possibly tell me what that music's called, or even who made it? I'd say Kevin Macleod, but it doesn't quite sound like his style.
I am guessing Jim has been watching a lot of Allo Allo lately. It's a good show, very popular throughout Europe not just the UK, cause it takes the piss out of everybody equally.
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"You came here for bullets! You came here for death! You came here for Furiosa! .... OH MY GOD IT DOESN'T SHOOT!"
Always, always, always, test-fire your stock Unity asset gun before attempting to engage hostiles, Jim. Have you learned nothing?!
You keep reminding me of 'Allo 'Allo, and it warms my late twenty-something heart's cockles, and reminds me of weekend evenings with the family at home with waffles and soda, sitting in front of the TV and giggling to a philandering French innkeeper's shenanigans long before I even knew what philandering was.
Enthused Norseman awesome show
Waffles and Soda....?
Saw the name and hoped that it would be a game about a small walled community in an apocalypse where you had to go make runs out of the city in order to get supplies. Have to gather food, water, etc. in order to keep the community alive. Possibly be able to recruit new survivors to the town that could go outside with you to help fight, and make upgrades to the town for various bonuses (crafting probably, maybe a version of perks). Add some enemy variety and maybe enemy difficulty or population increasing with how long you are outside in a single run as the enemies become more aware of your presence. Could be interesting if well executed.
you basically described ZombieRun
State of dacay.
There's something cathartic about watching Jim play some shitty zombie asset flip.
Thank god For Jim
Ricardo Armando Blanco López they're a good band imo
Silly Jim, this is clearly future Canada. The zombies were polite enough to keep attacking in single file.
We hadn't even asked yet, and some of them just offered to pay for it. All the while apologizing for seemingly nothing!
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Was that too soon? ;D
That was a good episode!
For the record, I'm one of Jim Sterling 's fans who gets the "Blood" reference. And also the "Allo allo" reference.
Because I'm 500 years old.
People make better minigames in Minecraft.
Underscorer I won't argue the truth.
Stick wars and Strike Force Heros come to mind
Ffs Jim sleep and get some rest
right he just keeps pumping out videos non stop. i am pretty sure he is a robot
Anthony G Thank God for Jim Sterling.
He's like Batman. He obsesses over the shitty games, sleep are but a myth to him.
How did you get 20 minutes worth of video out of this Jim? Impressive.
Well again, I had to cut a lot of it. :-)
Cut the crap, Jim! This is a masterpiece.
Thanks for making the most mundane game an enjoyable romp.
I try. :-)
Jim Sterling go to bed u madman
"HEY JOE...WANNA PLAY ANOTHER ZOMBIE GAME ??? "
Mário Lopes *sigh* back before Joe slumped.
Mário Lopes AngryJoe is a fucking piece of shit.
Skip To My Lou sorry sir this is a christian server, no swearing
WTF is your problem exactly, Skippy?
Skip To My Lou damn what did he do?
Oh my god I laughed out loud so hard at your reaction to "enemy". Made the whole video for me.
I cracked up when you broke the pathfinding by standing on top of a toilet.
It never stops making me happy that you also love Allo Allo.
Also you've independently reinvented the Pittsburgh toilet. Hurrah!
Jim: "Of course it's Made in Unity..."
Me: Oh, c'mon. You can't honestly--
Game: *Starts*
Me: ...Literally the first screen, and I can pick out two of these assets, one of which I own, just off the top of my head.
3:15 - CSI Sterling
Coroner: "Yup! It's flipped assets, alright."
"I live _again_ ."
I loved Blood. I think it was probably the first FPS with dual shooters, and it was just so much fun hitting the cultists with a flare to watch them running around screaming as they burned to death.
Maybe you'll like this too then (Blood source port for Windows with HD and widescreen support, smooth mouse look etc.):
m210.duke4.net/
Do a search for a video titled: Which Video Game Introduced Dual Wielding?
There is one thing I think Blood may have been first when it comes to FPS: except for your starting melee weapon every single one of your weapons had an alternate firing mode.
NoJusticeNoPeace I still play Blood to this day, its so good!
I don't know which FPS introduced dual wield, but I remember Rise of the Triad having dual wield in the mid 90s.
This is one of the best videos you've done in a while. Sterling work here Jim!
Also...Jesus Christ that's a total of two building models used over and over and over again! That would be lazy even if they have made them themselves, which seems unlikely!
"Load of Genital Mistakes: The Jim Sterling Story"
The Last of Us 2 is slightly disappointing
Ilan Lakan slightly amazing
I want to see that on the box :)
THE LAST OF US
PART II
"slightly disappointing"
Would you give it a 1/10?
Very funny. This is clearly Metal Gear Rising 2
Porter Brasell
I would do _unspeakable_ things to get that game. *_Unspeakable_* things.
the new Anthem game looking good XD
ryan thompson hm,
I think this looks more interesting.
this comment aged well
"Of course its made in Unity"
And people wonder why we discuss the engine when copy-pasted horseshit like this keeps getting put up.
Thank god for Jim
If there's ever a zombie apocalypse. I'm searching for Jim Fucking Sterling Son.
You had me at "high ground"
"yyyooouuuu go rebecca - it says ENEmy"
"IT SAYS ENEMY"
"it said enemy"
You know nothing Jim Sterling. A Sterling always repays his debts. Jim is co- let's not go there. :P Great video as always!
Lamb Sauceror We do not pound.
The King of the Steam!
The First Dildo of Jimvos does not run.
Finally a Jim is some one.
GarretOakamber A Jim has cleaned Steam. A boy is grateful.
Ours is the Sterling
"I heard China's wall was great." oh gosh, had me roaring with laughter! XD
Jim, can I just say how much more entertaining your let's plays have become in the last year. It's like going from your average 15 year old being distracted and depressed to like someone really amusing.
You reference 'Allo 'Allo! more than anyone I've ever seen and I love it.
I like how the rain drips on the screen, making it look like you're looking through a windshield.
That's about it...
This was fucking great. One of the best Jimpressions in the series. Grinning from ear to ear start to finish.
"YOU PRESS CANCEL!!"
I laughed so hard
This was the funniest Jimpressions video I've seen in a while
I love Blood. It was a truly unique shooter from that era. It not only had the same run and gun fun that Duke Nukem 3d had, but it also had some interesting mechanics. Plus, the dark humor was always worth a good laugh.
Strategic toilet..... The most creative Jim has ever been!
Jim talking about his SlimFast at the end was the most interesting part of the video.
No matter how bad of a generic zombie shooter you play Jim, you still make it funny and interesting
Considering how Game Of Thrones ended, this is a great representation!!!
Thank God for Jim. Now I have something good to watch while I wait for that 50,000 player queue for the new Overwatch event.
Detective SkullWolf nothing sells like the chance to get a skin for Widowmaker where she wears a bikini.
Detective SkullWolf We're all queued now...
Behold, Jim Sterling, Prince of the Porcelain and King of the Crapper.
Hearing you talk about Blood made me really happy.
Crudux Cruo!
What the fuck is your character doing 'beyond the wall' anyway?
EDIT: In case the developer is reading the comment's section
1. The arena is too large. The player has ample opportunity to simply kite the zombies (all of which are slower than the player), rendering them a non-threat.
2. The firearms are worthless. The combat knife kills everything in one hit, and even that might not be necessary as the base weapon kills the zombies in short order. Coupled with the fact that ammo must be purchased and the ease with which said ammunition can be wasted, the firearms are arguably a downgrade from the combat knife.
3. There is no reason to care about survivors. There are no penalties for killing them or letting them die, and the bonus money is useless as the shop has nothing of value to sell.
Could've sworn they were all guys. Well, except that one odd as fuck enemy that just sprints for the console.
Patrick Sikhrangkur You put more effort into this comment than the dev did for this game... I like the part where Jim shoots the human because their name was enemy. He's a cold killer that Jim boy!
Patrick Sikhrangkur They're all guys?! Fuck that!
I don't know what's funnier. That you think the "developer" would actually read the comments on a Jim Sterling video, that you think they would actually give a damned if they did, or that you seem to take this is at all seriously in the first place.
Let me know when you figure that out.
And Mexico's gonna pay for the game!
Loved you in "Mum and Dad", Jim.
"Will it be about Germany? That had a wall at some point, right?"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'll give it this. For one of these asset flip games it looks pretty and is reasonably artistically cohesive.
When zombies are hacked to pieces, they apparently turn into bloody shoe trees.
15:36 - A true classic. Also, one in which you nearly always need a key.
Could they make this into a movie?
Jim Sterling, in a car park, fighting off zombies and talking to himself for like an hour and a half as he earns creudens to buy furniture, weapons, ammo for the weapons and Willem Dafoe merch?
I'd watch the shit out of that! :D
IGN gives this a 8/10 for original gameplay (fighting zombies) and unique new enemies
Jim's having way too much fun near the end there XD
OT: Chopping for Dollars
3:16 "lets have a look at these zombies and see if i recognize anyone" LOLOLOLOL
"Slicing away at a load of fuck all!!!" lol.
These old Jim Sterlings are so nice.
Once, just once I want one of these to turn out amazing.
my favorite intro to a jim sterling video yet lol
A true life sumulation metaphor. Every day, do exactly what you did
before, acquire new things but really, does it change anything? No, just
endlessly retread what you've done a million times before until finally
death releases you.
Holy shit that was hilarious. Actually one of your best videos in awhile.
the skeleton warriors bit actually startled this time
The Allo Allo reference made this video! Thank god for Jim!
You must be exactly this tall to join the undead horde.
when he realises there are no bullets i laughed so hard
Is it just me, or is this music really fucking familiar? I swear I have heard it before...
Thanks for the info about Cruo. XD TIL. Now I'm going to look up a translation of their other cries.
I loved blood so much back in the day. i still say ''onny messy vee'' At least that's what the monks said sounded like to me haha
The skeletons warriors @ 5:55 scared the shit out of me lol
Jim: 🎶Slicing away at a load of fuck all🎶
That music that plays as soon as Jim gets into the game... I heard that before from another game you played; Gasp.
I'm curious; Can anyone possibly tell me what that music's called, or even who made it? I'd say Kevin Macleod, but it doesn't quite sound like his style.
We'll have to start calling you Jim Snowling
That intro needs to be in the Sterling hall of fame.
Someone more skilled than I make it happen.
Oh man Jim, Antichrist kicked ass!
As someone who is also trying to lose weight, I wish you luck with your endeavors, Jim!
Jesus Christ that skeleton worriers scared the shit out off me! XD
Where can I buy the soundtrack? Brought me to tears.
Praise the lord, that you managed to play it this long..
Best commentary in a long while, jim!
Jim, if you ever write an autobiography, please call it "A load of genital mistakes"
Jim makes genital actions, but never mistakes.
Jim, serious question. In what set of circumstances is it OK for a game to he in early access?
You've really gotta make your own fun in these kinds of games huh
Man these Shader effects are great, how did a asset-flipper figure out to use dem Sharers!
I absolutely lost it at "CyberSnow"
Getting zombies from an ATM says a lot about the future of the banking sector... so deep!
I have but one thing to say Jim…
"Maranax Infirmux!"
That gun sound effect is stolen from Fallout 3. It's from the Chinese Assault Rifle.
How much longer before this ends up on the PS4 store?
when you slash at a zombie and it connects, it sounds exactly like the sound effect used for firing a berreta handgun in RE2
This video is sponsored by Cynical O's. Part of your balanced breakfast with Jim.
Side effects such as hysterical laughter may occur.
Every time you have an Allo! Allo! reference the Allies get closer to victory.
Keep Calm and Allo Allo!
That opening looks like that famous scene from Ghost in the Shell. You know, where that guy's in a rainy square being beated up by a stealthed Motoko.
"A Load of Genital Mistakes" sounds like a Sunday night for me.
They... they shouted "Cruor" back then! The cultists in blood! Dude, I never noticed! HOLY SHIT! :D
The music reminds me of Project I.G.I. but I'm too lazy to check if it's just lifted from there or very similar.
Over the Hedge 2 looks great.
I lost it at "YOU PRESS CANCEL"
I am guessing Jim has been watching a lot of Allo Allo lately. It's a good show, very popular throughout Europe not just the UK, cause it takes the piss out of everybody equally.
15:00 ok Salazar from Resident Evil 4 when did you get in Jim's office? :P
looks like you could use those environmental item to create a barricade or even a path for the zombies to follow, similar to some tower defence games
5:55 That actually jumpscared me LOL
I love that stock wall from the free unity tutorial.
anyone got a link ?? lol
Michael Does Life store.steampowered.com/app/684560/Beyond_the_Wall/ I dare you to do a 12 hour stream of this game Michael on your channel XD