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  • Опубликовано: 29 апр 2024
  • Stephen examines new developments from the world of science, including a moonlit fish orgy and an app that can diagnose sexually transmitted infections in humans.
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  • @wesleturgez
    @wesleturgez 21 день назад +200

    Love when he gets the giggles!

  • @Moody_Jazz
    @Moody_Jazz 21 день назад +263

    Why am I up at 3 am watching this

    • @shadowqueen6395
      @shadowqueen6395 21 день назад +38

      Because it’s been gone and we MISSED it!

    • @joshuagiezen3122
      @joshuagiezen3122 21 день назад +21

      Because you care ❤

    • @leahnewyork
      @leahnewyork 21 день назад +18

      4 a.m.

    • @josepinzon1515
      @josepinzon1515 21 день назад +16

      Hello my friend, good evening

    • @josepinzon1515
      @josepinzon1515 21 день назад +4

      The kids love their grand parents enough to wait for them. The rest only matters to the kids

  • @uriel578
    @uriel578 21 день назад +127

    Thank you for this. Special thanks for the apt Björk reference.
    I also love how Stephen repeatedly breaks throughout the segment 😂
    Kind regards from Iceland.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 21 день назад +6

      Góðan daginn!

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 20 дней назад +34

    I laughed way more at " Huh, I Guess Koalas Aren't Supposed To Go In The Freezer" than I should have. It's dark, but also hilarious.

    • @mariepanimdim4303
      @mariepanimdim4303 20 дней назад

      Wait till he talks about Kristi not NORMal from South Dakota, killing her puppy and her goat at her gravel pit😱🤣. I suggest FBI needs to dig for human bones 🤔

    • @thomasj.treder7971
      @thomasj.treder7971 20 дней назад +1

      I laughed, too. And sure, it's dark, but that's only because the light goes out when the door is shut.

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH 20 дней назад +57

    I hope Stephen gets the giggles more often and leaves in more bloopers for the audience. We love to see Stephen having fun. We need more fun in our lives. Thank you Stephen. Be yourself and be silly! It's working for Seth Meyers. 😂❤

  • @oonegro82
    @oonegro82 20 дней назад +35

    That impression that he did of Bjork was spot on...🧐

  • @MichelleIbarraMHAEdD
    @MichelleIbarraMHAEdD 19 дней назад +3

    In the 70s, we went grunion hunting at mudnight. You can't use flashlights nets or anything, you have to catch with your hands. Then, we'd have a huge fish fry. It was so fun. 😂

  • @chrisrobinson679
    @chrisrobinson679 20 дней назад +17

    That was a damn funny segment. It takes a pro to attempt so much word play every show... then fumble a lame joke, laugh at his own mistake, and say screw it just keep going.

  • @lindahilko7965
    @lindahilko7965 20 дней назад +23

    Oh my gosh the grunion runs!! I can’t stop laughing….😂

  • @figurativelyliterally9796
    @figurativelyliterally9796 20 дней назад +15

    I love how much fun he's having

  • @rachelw1076
    @rachelw1076 20 дней назад +11

    I love it when the writers crack him up 😄

  • @mszoomy
    @mszoomy 20 дней назад +18

    Stephen, you had the giggles and it was most excellent

  • @BigBadVulture
    @BigBadVulture 21 день назад +169

    "It's not worth going back!" Audience member responds with "Awww."

    • @noxAlynor
      @noxAlynor 21 день назад +10

      I was there for the taping. He had to redo the part about the alter magnets once and I still didn't understand what they're about. 😂

    • @malavoy1
      @malavoy1 20 дней назад +23

      @@noxAlynor They are potentially a new kind of computer memory that utilizes the electrons spin instead of it's electric charge to store the 1's and 0's that make up computer software. Ferromagnets, they type that you can stick on your fridge, have properties that are good for this but when you scale them up to a lot of memory, there is noise that limits their performance due to the net magnetic field they have. Altermagnets have no net field but have the same properties for use in computer memory, but without the noise.

    • @noxAlynor
      @noxAlynor 20 дней назад +6

      @@malavoy1 Appreciate, I work in IT so I have more understanding if you put it like that.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus 20 дней назад +15

      @@malavoy1 Well yeah, but then you pour some water on them and bam, they just stop working. 🎃

    • @pollytiks3885
      @pollytiks3885 20 дней назад

      @@solvseus 🤣👏🏻

  • @HunterMayer
    @HunterMayer 20 дней назад +26

    It's not magnet science news without an ICP call-out.

    • @cheryldebejare3570
      @cheryldebejare3570 20 дней назад

      So stereoscopic molecules have alternate magnetism?

  • @grimftl
    @grimftl 20 дней назад +5

    As a former STEM teacher, you have to find humor where you can.
    Thanks, Steve.

  • @Ford_prefect_42
    @Ford_prefect_42 21 день назад +55

    OMG Stephen is on fire hahaha

    • @tri2brite313
      @tri2brite313 21 день назад

      You are a prime example of a sheep. Keep watching and posting this garbage. I bet you are PROUD

    • @FightingTorque411
      @FightingTorque411 21 день назад +3

      I think that's just the STIs.

    • @oltedders
      @oltedders 20 дней назад +2

      This was the best Sound of Science ever, IMO.

    • @tri2brite313
      @tri2brite313 20 дней назад

      This is perfect for trump... the longer you CLOWNS try to use Hollywood and the democratic legal political bias the more VOTES trump will get in the future. Even the CRAZY libs I know are turning to the right. This is an awesome service you nut jobs are doing for the GOP. EXCELLENT and keep up the great work libs!! Free campaign for the right events... awesome

    • @tri2brite313
      @tri2brite313 20 дней назад

      @@FightingTorque411 you are awesome!! Your comments have no meaningful implications or effect. Tou are a classic example of the LEFTIST clown show. Fully exposed and quickly irrelevant no matter what you do. Irrelevant

  • @daveOnYouTube
    @daveOnYouTube 20 дней назад +10

    Stephen cracking up will never get old. Reminds me of the good ole Munchma skit.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 19 дней назад +1

      Inspired by the generous donor and proud Arab-American who donated to Colbert's fundraising campaign to support our veterans, Souk Madiq

  • @victoriabaker4400
    @victoriabaker4400 20 дней назад +8

    I love you, Stephen!!!!! and the band too, really fun people all around.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 21 день назад +66

    Wanna get Merbees? 'Cause that's how you get Merbees.

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 21 день назад +22

    I automatically smile at the Simon and Garfunkel pictures 😅

    • @nolongerlistless
      @nolongerlistless 20 дней назад

      You need to look up Horrible Histories' Viking Simon & Garfunkel!

  • @cachi-7878
    @cachi-7878 20 дней назад +4

    Haven’t seen Stephen crack at so many jokes during one session. That was fun.

  • @MaryAnnNytowl
    @MaryAnnNytowl 20 дней назад +1

    I love Stephen bloopers!! Give us more bloopers, 🙏 please! 🙏 ❤❤

  • @nunnayrbznz3576
    @nunnayrbznz3576 21 день назад +41

    The teenage excuse for staying out late on the beach in San Diego, similar to the invitation to watch the underwater submarine races. The more practical folks brought buckets to scoop up the fish, clean , throw on the BBQ... knowing a bit of science is ALWAYS rewarding.!

    • @colleenfraserdoggiekisses
      @colleenfraserdoggiekisses 20 дней назад

      That was me, plus it was always fun to watch the tourists try to comprehend this miracle of nature.

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 20 дней назад +1

      The Grunion Run on the west coast has been well known for decades. I remember seeing stories on it as a boy in the '60s in the Midwest...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 21 день назад +141

    It's no Meanwhile... but that's just science.

    • @Wilem35
      @Wilem35 20 дней назад +6

      I Guess you tube analytics showed Stephen that everyone skips the 1st minute of his meanwhiles anyways.

    • @courtney5796
      @courtney5796 20 дней назад +4

      @@Wilem35 Yup. A lot of effort by him and writers for little payoff. I love this show, but do skip it now

    • @philster6383
      @philster6383 20 дней назад +1

      @@courtney5796 LMAO I do also

    • @qazasdr7014
      @qazasdr7014 20 дней назад

      I thought it was just a theory

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 20 дней назад +7

    I love when writers get back from vacation 😂

  • @leannevandekew1996
    @leannevandekew1996 21 день назад +21

    If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?

    • @peterbergvall7752
      @peterbergvall7752 21 день назад +6

      Magnets, because they forgot the water.

    • @saar144
      @saar144 20 дней назад

      Oh, you’re back 🤮

  • @vmax4575
    @vmax4575 21 день назад +23

    Poor Stephen has a bad case of the giggles.

  • @kentaylor2416
    @kentaylor2416 20 дней назад +7

    I think bumblebees are designed to go underwater because their burrows might get flooded.

    • @michelebee991
      @michelebee991 20 дней назад +1

      Great thinking 😊

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 20 дней назад +1

      That makes total sense, thank you. But, it troubles me that scientists are killing bumblebees. We need all we can get! And how would they themselves like to be drowned? After a week of suffering?

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 20 дней назад +5

    This episode had big "Closer Look/Corrections" vibes, what with Stephen getting the giggles, getting derailed, and a general air of chaotic anarchy.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 19 дней назад

      Except that Stephen does not take corrections

  • @BrandonGoble78
    @BrandonGoble78 20 дней назад +4

    *Best Bjork impression ever

  • @MistressOnyaCox
    @MistressOnyaCox 19 дней назад +1

    😂❤❤ love when he stumbles and gets the giggles

  • @EflowNivek
    @EflowNivek 21 день назад +7

    Never thought there'd be a day where I'd think "Hey ICP might've had a point" but here we are.

    • @raygunsforronnie847
      @raygunsforronnie847 20 дней назад +1

      Stephen missed the wave of Faygo Diet Root Beer... Having been around to witness the ICP origins, my question now is "what does a Grandpa Juggalo do"?

  • @Montessoro83
    @Montessoro83 21 день назад +30

    Science!

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu 21 день назад +3

      Brings gifts of convenience to modern man
      Modern man then continues to expand
      But what happens when man creates something oh, so wrong?

    • @przytulanka1979
      @przytulanka1979 21 день назад

      @@OscarLangleySoryu You forgot torturing animals.

    • @OscarLangleySoryu
      @OscarLangleySoryu 21 день назад

      @@przytulanka1979 get help

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 20 дней назад +4

    I love that chonky bumblebeeee

  • @WAMTAT
    @WAMTAT 21 день назад +5

    Heck yeah, science

  • @SLYdevil
    @SLYdevil 21 день назад +7

    Yes it was that funny. I was totally laughing - thinking about it when he 1st broke, seeing it coming 🎉

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH 21 день назад +3

    Thank you for the laughs😂❤

  • @nigelgreen9369
    @nigelgreen9369 21 день назад +9

    Alta magnets - magnets in disguise

  • @Parmesana
    @Parmesana 21 день назад +5

    the alter magnets sound like a tilt a whirl ride where the whole thing spins, AND each compartment spins

  • @debbybridge7064
    @debbybridge7064 20 дней назад +1

    I love it when Stephen cracks up and can't continue!

  • @michaelkottler
    @michaelkottler 21 день назад +10

    "The Sound of Science": A monster track from the Beastie Boys' epic Paul's Boutique.

  • @rachelgeorge2098
    @rachelgeorge2098 21 день назад +5

    STIs DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE VISIBLE SYMPTOMS 🌈

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 20 дней назад +1

      So seriously!!!! This app is a menace and is practicing medicine without a license and should be removed from the market with a recall, refund, and massive apologies.

  • @nolananderson4782
    @nolananderson4782 21 день назад +7

    Stephen Garfunkel looks vaguely like Will Ferrel

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 20 дней назад

      I was trying to figure out who else he was reminding me of. Yup.

  • @LizardLady1996
    @LizardLady1996 21 день назад +16

    On bumblebees, the state of California does recognize endangered species as fish (so that they're better protected).

    • @jamesrowden303
      @jamesrowden303 21 день назад +2

      But, as QI will tell you, there is no such thing as a fish.

  • @TerreHauteRemoteGoat
    @TerreHauteRemoteGoat 20 дней назад +3

    Not surprising that the author of "Koalas in the freezer" was Kristi Noem.

  • @kenbrown2808
    @kenbrown2808 20 дней назад +8

    the app doesn't actually look for signs of STDs, it just counts the number of different accounts that upload pics of the same groin, and extrapolates.

  • @v2o3
    @v2o3 20 дней назад +1

    Excellent

  • @strandedtimetraveler8435
    @strandedtimetraveler8435 20 дней назад +1

    of all the things you said in this segment the magnets made the most sense - maybe i should pull my head out of the manuals and get some fresh air

  • @Tarquin2718
    @Tarquin2718 21 день назад +2

    Absolutely brilliant

  • @ChefJeffreyKaufman
    @ChefJeffreyKaufman 20 дней назад +1

    The magnet part was actually interesting lol

  • @olagisrarikis
    @olagisrarikis 21 день назад +11

    This had been a perfect spot to include the Trump's Magnet Wisdom Clip...

    • @zelgadis55tmnt35
      @zelgadis55tmnt35 21 день назад +2

      Was just thinking the same thing XD

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 20 дней назад +2

      Yeah but... so nice to get a f'ing break from it all.

  • @lbazemore585
    @lbazemore585 18 дней назад

    Grunion have been a California phenomenon forever. Great fried!

  • @MikesTropicalTech
    @MikesTropicalTech 21 день назад +4

    There's a bakery here in Barcelona called 'Dickwaffle', and yes that's exactly what they sell.

    • @zelgadis55tmnt35
      @zelgadis55tmnt35 21 день назад +1

      OMFG! This may have been a potentially huge mistake but I had to look and wow! That was hilarious and so cool! Thanks for letting us know!
      Thankfully it was the top of the suggestions and I didn't have to go through anything dubious to find! XD

  • @dshepherd107
    @dshepherd107 19 дней назад

    Great Bjorn impression 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 20 дней назад

    The Bjork/fish orgy jokes were great! 😂😂😂
    Also, poor drowned bees 😟

  • @antoniograncino3506
    @antoniograncino3506 20 дней назад +1

    Time flies like an arrow.
    Fruit flies like a banana.
    ----G. Marx

  • @Xena3
    @Xena3 20 дней назад

    3:08 😂😂😂 “…is it cake?”

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 21 день назад +4

    “Stable genius with uh-brain” Trump said magnets don’t work when wet.

  • @kellyburket6955
    @kellyburket6955 21 день назад +5

    Was the puppy killer conducting the drowned bee experiment???

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 20 дней назад +1

      For real. It sounds like animal torture to me, and native bumblebees are so valuable to our planet that it's genuinely upsetting to me as an organic gardener and someone who likes to eat a number of food items that can ONLY be grown with the help of bees.

  • @maryanthony8799
    @maryanthony8799 20 дней назад +3

    Talk to your friend Neil deGrasse Tyson about these new magnets

  • @gailaltschwager7377
    @gailaltschwager7377 20 дней назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @fama5736
    @fama5736 21 день назад +4

    Hello Stephen, hope all is well with you, you have to be inundated with material after the Pecker testimony, same problems here with my father and sister, this is my third time commenting it seems someone might be erasing my comments as they don’t stay on here,
    All The Best
    Fabrizio

  • @inevitableanarchy4203
    @inevitableanarchy4203 20 дней назад +1

    Fly tredmills, drowning bees, and STD apps. What a time to be alive😂

  • @urnfnidiot
    @urnfnidiot 21 день назад +3

    I have known about “the grunion run” since an episode of Three’s Company” had it on. As usual it was a misunderstanding between… ahh who care about that, it was always about a misunderstanding between someone

  • @anthonymorse8903
    @anthonymorse8903 20 дней назад +1

    They need to add "MAGNETS, how do they work?" to the end of the Sound of Science theme

  • @terryg4415
    @terryg4415 20 дней назад +2

    🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @blakethebeast3174
    @blakethebeast3174 20 дней назад +1

    Koalas don't go in the... I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
    EDIT: It's fine, Stephen Koala-bert is okay! He's just slightly chilled.

  • @jeffs6090
    @jeffs6090 21 день назад +4

    Bjork and ICP!?!
    Nice!.....

  • @jamestford3963
    @jamestford3963 21 день назад +2

    Member when the Beverly Hillbillies fought the Grunions? I member.

  • @antoniograncino3506
    @antoniograncino3506 20 дней назад +1

    My alter ego has an altermagnetic personality. 🤪

  • @brachypelmasmith
    @brachypelmasmith 21 день назад +2

    they broke him today

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 21 день назад +2

    The last time I went on the Grunion Run...I didn't know there was a dating site for cod.

  • @divi2747
    @divi2747 20 дней назад +1

    that was great!

  • @mollyj6219
    @mollyj6219 16 дней назад

    Me, a bee researcher, finding out about a new bee study from Stephen instead of at my job...

  • @amyjackson8725
    @amyjackson8725 19 дней назад

    Every time I hear about "grunion runs", it reminds me of a Three's Company episode where they are talking about going to one😀

  • @MeissnerEffect
    @MeissnerEffect 21 день назад +3

    Can someone tell that sociopath Kristy Noem that the bees aren’t considered pets?

  • @Akentrophyta
    @Akentrophyta 21 день назад +1

    Professon 2-Dope 🤣🤣🤣 #downwiththeclown #icp

  • @Iamafraud486
    @Iamafraud486 15 дней назад

    Like a man of steel

  • @rubroken
    @rubroken 20 дней назад

    Stephen, you're having a hard time keeping it together for this segment🤣🙃

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 20 дней назад +1

    To be fair, the koalas do have fur coats. So, you know, not entirely silly to wonder about the freezer thing.

  • @Iamafraud486
    @Iamafraud486 15 дней назад

    No one knows how a common person live anymore
    only that it has led us to this faithful dream
    The American Dream
    LONG LIVE AMERICA!

  • @Professional_FunHaver
    @Professional_FunHaver 12 дней назад

    It's never a story about magnets without Insane Clown Posse

  • @BroAnarchy
    @BroAnarchy 21 день назад +4

    MAGNETS
    HOW DO THEY F\(KING WORK???

    • @MarcKloos
      @MarcKloos 21 день назад +2

      Ask trump, he knows all about magnets and water.

  • @wolfclown
    @wolfclown 20 дней назад

    Always love when they use ICP for any of the sketches lol

  • @CRMcGee2
    @CRMcGee2 20 дней назад +1

    Calmara the world's largest Cock and Beaver shot collection in the making.
    Can you imagine the employment interview questions.

  • @chrisarcher1146
    @chrisarcher1146 20 дней назад

    And if you complain o-uuuh-nce more/
    You’ll meet an army of altermagnets with the grunion runs 🎵🥁

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh1 21 день назад +4

    I got your science!=I think that I figured out THE FLYING SAUCER !! Yeah how it works! There is huge magnets involved and springs and air pressure and an extending pole that helps it to tilt towards the sky but it can hover upwards too.

  • @AbbyNon
    @AbbyNon 21 день назад +5

    OMG Trump farting while sleeping in the court .... :)
    Don Snorleone in a Farternity :)

  • @Moonova
    @Moonova 20 дней назад +1

    So miss the regular call out to Cancer research.

  • @Shadoweclipse1386
    @Shadoweclipse1386 20 дней назад

    You guys missed an easy target with the joke about the koala book. The cover should've said *"Huh, I guess koalas aren't supposed to go in the freezer" by Kristi Noem* 😂

  • @nigelgreen9369
    @nigelgreen9369 21 день назад +3

    Hey as an actual Nigel - I categorically did not endorse that study

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster 20 дней назад

    0:46 The hotter, the better.
    2:30 I'm guessing that's something you wouldn't find in a frozen food aisle.

  • @jadedjhypsi
    @jadedjhypsi 20 дней назад +3

    He sounded just like Riff Raff @5:00

  • @leavingitblank9363
    @leavingitblank9363 10 дней назад

    Chili fire is hardly the imagery I would expect to see for a "no problems here" call.

  • @BirdBrain0815
    @BirdBrain0815 21 день назад +1

    You should totally link your sources. I want more ultra magnets, but not from Amazon 😂

  • @beenaplumber8379
    @beenaplumber8379 20 дней назад

    His Bjork impression sounded a bit like Werner Herzog.

  • @riquisimx
    @riquisimx 21 день назад +3

    What did I just watch?! This whole thing was off tonight! LOL I forgive you, Stephen. 😂

  • @starflakey
    @starflakey 20 дней назад +1

    going to see the grunion run used to be a field trip in my l.a. elementary school. twice, 2 different years 😅

  • @whyme8068
    @whyme8068 20 дней назад

    Bees underwater? They can't even survive the surface of my pool 🤦

  • @vivalapita8484
    @vivalapita8484 20 дней назад

    This is exactly how long it took to get away from the Lorena Bobbitt joke.