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Not if it says anything bad about the overtly sensative children on the Right...can't say anything bad about those kids. They're god's perfect creatures and can do no wrong.
Also any report about possible crimes or misbehavior of elected representatives should be public record, if you have a dui or had a meeting with hr for sexual harrasment and run for office there should be links on your websites home page to the full details and a summary of said reports should be included in the ballet box for each person who has one. What's the worse that could happen? People with skeletons in their closet don't run for office? That's a perk.
if its paid for with tax payer money then it definately belongs to the tax payer. odd how "congress" can hold a public vote to hide evidence from the public! congress is covering up the crimes of gaetz as jack smith is covering up trump's crimes. the u. s. govt has adopted the fascist practice of hiding govt crimes from the public. thanks to trump the u. s. has become corrupted beyond all recognition. isn't capitalism GREAT?
Usually Scollins' jokes are either lame or REALLY messed up (although I still chuckle, if only at how bad they are), but those last two were quite funny! Between the honeymoon, and the scissoring, he gave me a couple solid laughs!
They’re always good. This whole Inspection bit is actually just an extra showcase for the writers and you can tell Seth actually loves (most of) these jokes.
@@Mogthrasir1989 Seth's explained in previous editions that the ladies are generally great. They only don't make the cut because there is a better line not because the jokes fit surprise inspection expectations.
Today, the New York Times named Corrections ‘Best Talk Show Bit’ as part of it’s ’Best Comedy of 2024’ roundup (Congratulations to both Seth and Shoe!), and while I was thrilled at the mention of the (capital ‘J’) Jackals and what appears to be a nod to the ‘Buck laughs’ inside joke I commented back in April, there is also a CORRECTION that needs to be addressed: Corrections isn’t a ‘bit,’ it’s a ‘segment,’ which was established way back in episode 11 after I myself had commented, “This bit oughtta be called 'Justifications' because I'm not hearing many corrections, Seth. Now let's see you justify not correcting that!” Which he responded to and then held up one of the first note card gags that read: ‘This Segment is a Cry For Help.’
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Seths comment about writers loving their free haircuts shows that he is still a writer at heart, and also that this is why he is looking so sharp this week.
I love all the extra bits you all do. Corrections, Surprise Inspections and Jokes Seth Can't Tell make an already brilliant show next level. I'd watch you religiously for A Closer Look but I so appreciate the heart you add to all the other bits. Thank you!
I suspect this was originally done as a way to use unusable material to fill time and stretch a buck - but I agree with you. This show is better because of things like this!
I love Seth. The end of the day comes and he makes me laugh out loud. All by myself and I’m chuckling. I do hope, Seth, that you are truly having as much fun as you appear to be. Thanks a bunch.
I started to get mildly pissed you are able to see these two full hours before me... It did take a minute but I realized that is how it should be 😶🌫️. Surprise inspection is my favorite right under corrections. Thanks Seth and team for making these.
I wake up at 6:45am and by the time I am finished washing and cleaning myself it's 7am and monologue is always right on schedule! Gives me a nice smile while making breakfast
I am stuck in bed this week with an ankle injury and I wait for the drum roll of Seth Meyers, the daily show and then Colbert to get me through the day
did you really think average citizens would be able to read the report we paid so many people of the Senate/house to put together even though we put them in office and pay their salaries 😡😡
Since they choose not to release the report, it seems fair to assume that all the rumours were true, and that presumably there was some even worse stuff that wasn't already known. Because obviously if it would have made him or the party look good, they would have released it. If they won't tell us how bad, we should assume the worst. If that assumption is wrong, they could have corrected it by releasing the report.
I'm proud of this audience, they usually laugh more at the terrible jokes and this crowd gave the reactions they actually deserved for once. Well done!
The casual ease with which Scollins dominates every Surprise Inspection is really. . . . no surprise at all! The Jordan of this niche, truly touched by the hand of God!
This right here. They ALL have the same filth in their closets that'll start getting leaked if they don't all cover for each other. They are ALL at least as scummy as Gaetz if not more.
I prefer my house republicans who actually care about us and release reports unlike the ones we have today who don’t seem to give the American people something to be mad at especially when it’s child predator Matt gaetzs file give the people what they want nearly all of America wants to read those reports
love the Surprise Inspection - getting to the point where we pause the video and make book about who wrote each one - a splendid time for all, guaranteed
6 blocks away from my parents house…( Altoona Mc Donald’s)…20 black SUVs there this morning.FBI/Press…( & a local joke of a lawyer is representing him)…Altoona’s Guliani.
I feel we have reached a point where we don't even need to guess and just instinctively know when its going to be a Scollins joke... I know I have... 😂😉
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Congratulations on the Golden Globe nomination! BTW, "Day of the Jackal" got nominations for Best Drama and Best Actor. You shouldn't have shunned the Jackals in your special.
Trying to make sure ZERO attention is on him during this shitshow and that we forget he exists. When DT goes on his honeymoon he'll break out of his shell.
Luigi marched to court while the Hamburgler is still at large. Two tier justice system
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@paulyricca3881
Yeah, but Mayor McCheese was an unpopular victim.
I think McDonald's calls that a double patty
The public paid for the report, the public gets to read the report.
Not if it says anything bad about the overtly sensative children on the Right...can't say anything bad about those kids. They're god's perfect creatures and can do no wrong.
Also any report about possible crimes or misbehavior of elected representatives should be public record, if you have a dui or had a meeting with hr for sexual harrasment and run for office there should be links on your websites home page to the full details and a summary of said reports should be included in the ballet box for each person who has one. What's the worse that could happen? People with skeletons in their closet don't run for office? That's a perk.
We are living in literally crazy upside down world! Everything is the opposite! More to follow!
apparently we don't...
if its paid for with tax payer money then it definately belongs to the tax payer. odd how "congress" can hold a public vote to hide evidence from the public! congress is covering up the crimes of gaetz as jack smith is covering up trump's crimes. the u. s. govt has adopted the fascist practice of hiding govt crimes from the public. thanks to trump the u. s. has become corrupted beyond all recognition. isn't capitalism GREAT?
Gaetz is the kinda guy that walks into a bar and everyone starts covering their drinks.
He doesn't go into bars, his dates aren't old enough to drink
He walks into Chuck E Cheese and the parents cover their daughters’ drinks.
Damn 🤭
@@PowerGlove79 🤭
And holes.
The joke about the oldest couple getting married was classic comedy gold.
For real! And that joke could go either way, as in they went to hello!
honestly felt like the only reason the scissoring joke landed in surprise inspection was because it was too profane for the monologue
I cracked up at that one! 😂
@@dietotaku Everyone knows that scissor joke came from south park! LOL!
Usually Scollins' jokes are either lame or REALLY messed up (although I still chuckle, if only at how bad they are), but those last two were quite funny! Between the honeymoon, and the scissoring, he gave me a couple solid laughs!
ALL of Scollins' jokes were gold.
That last one was a daring crossover with "Jokes Seth Can't Tell"
I did snort at the Oreo joke.
They’re always good. This whole Inspection bit is actually just an extra showcase for the writers and you can tell Seth actually loves (most of) these jokes.
Farging Skolenz Rules!!
@@johnnyhunter, MOST are good, not all. Some of the bad puns were received as such cuz they were groaners for sure.
You need to do a Surprise Inspection that is an "Oops! All Scollins" edition
When he said "some are dumb, some are offensive, some are insane" I just assumed it was All Scollins.
@@jb888888888 I thought the same thing, figured everyone else took the day off.
That would be dope lol I like his jokes
I was wondering "Where the Ladies at...?" this time.
@@Mogthrasir1989 Seth's explained in previous editions that the ladies are generally great. They only don't make the cut because there is a better line not because the jokes fit surprise inspection expectations.
Today, the New York Times named Corrections ‘Best Talk Show Bit’ as part of it’s ’Best Comedy of 2024’ roundup (Congratulations to both Seth and Shoe!), and while I was thrilled at the mention of the (capital ‘J’) Jackals and what appears to be a nod to the ‘Buck laughs’ inside joke I commented back in April, there is also a CORRECTION that needs to be addressed: Corrections isn’t a ‘bit,’ it’s a ‘segment,’ which was established way back in episode 11 after I myself had commented, “This bit oughtta be called 'Justifications' because I'm not hearing many corrections, Seth. Now let's see you justify not correcting that!” Which he responded to and then held up one of the first note card gags that read: ‘This Segment is a Cry For Help.’
The biggest acknowledgment for #Corrections thus far, and you take a gargantuas steaming dump on it. You, sir, are the jackal of the year. ❤
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R.D., you are clearly an uber-Jackal. Always on top of the latest developments in Buck's World. Thank you for your service! 😄
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Sssh, we're trying to listen to Seth
Seths comment about writers loving their free haircuts shows that he is still a writer at heart, and also that this is why he is looking so sharp this week.
Yeah, way too many haircuts going on. Seth looks like he's going authoritarian with that buzz cut
@@Ivartshiva no, wrong kind for that.
You know he'd never walk into a bar. All the girls there are too old for him.
The final scissoring joke, while not being PC, was actually really funny
And it wasn’t Jenny!
Matt Gaetz must have misunderstood when he was told people use Venmo to make minor purchases.
I see what you did there, and EWWW , not necessarily in that order. 😮
Eek. That's tough 😂
Well done! 👏
Oh!! My gawd!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣💀💀
Nice
We paid for that report. Release it.
He/hymn was pretty high brow for a Scollins joke
He's evolving.
I figured that was a Matt joke. Surprised it was Scollins.
That got the biggest laugh out of me
Yeah I'm usually pretty good guessing them on SI, I guessed Matt on that one.
Yeah, I definitely said Matt on that one too. Usually Scollins jokes, are pretty cringe worthy or the type that gets you into a fight at the bar.
Correction, that pastaway joke is actually really good.
Oh, I groaned so hard at that 😂
I agree
I guffawed! 😂
That's not how corrections works stop clogging up the feed no wonder he barely addresses any corrections anymore
The Larry Meyers joke by Scollins is god-tier trolling. Classic Scollins.
It was my fav of the night!
It was like the Jost/Che switched jokes on update
That one was excellent
I guffawed 😂
“There were no ribbon cutting but there was some scissoring!”😂😂
That really belongs in 'Jokes Seth Can't Tell', tho. :-)
Honestly I expected Jenny to Koolaid Man through the wall to yell at him
@@samreid6010 "SETH!!!"
@ “HOW DARE YOU!”
I hooted😂🎉❤
I had a feeling the honeymoon joke was scollins. I super appreciate the Surprise Inspection! Thank you Seth & writers.
Now that was funny
I saw Woody Allen, I knew it was scollins
The Larry Meyers joke is gold! Jerry! Gold!
God bless Yarry
The level of bold that a person has to be to submit that joke to their boss, who is also the butt of the joke? incredible.
I love all the extra bits you all do. Corrections, Surprise Inspections and Jokes Seth Can't Tell make an already brilliant show next level. I'd watch you religiously for A Closer Look but I so appreciate the heart you add to all the other bits. Thank you!
Also, my personal favorite, "Back in My Day"! Can't forget about that...😂💙🤣
I suspect this was originally done as a way to use unusable material to fill time and stretch a buck - but I agree with you. This show is better because of things like this!
Brian has to be a dad with all those horrible puns!
He is the staff Dad Joker Extraoridaire!
He is Seth has said so
I love Seth. The end of the day comes and he makes me laugh out loud. All by myself and I’m chuckling. I do hope, Seth, that you are truly having as much fun as you appear to be. Thanks a bunch.
Mocha Mousse certainly looks like a well known dessert served in Mar-a-Lardo.
They would lap that 💩 up for sure😂
It's Moron Lardo's favorite.
"The ship was so long... you could sail it." *enthusiastic crickets* 😂❤ This show is at its best when it's off the rails! 😂❤
Seth really has the best and most genuine smile ever.
🎶 Mama don't take my brōwser Chrome, Mama don't take my brōwser Chrome awaaay 🎶
-Paul Simon
That song is so firefox
It's spelled bro-wser. If you're a bro, you use a bro-wser. If you're Matt Gaetz, you use a brow-ser.
Congress should issue a refund for poor quality service
I agree, Biden needs to divest the federal government, return our taxes to us, and offer full sovereignty to all 50 states. Let trump have nothing.
when the writer is revealed, the audience laughs harder than the joke itself 🤣
Love that Seth's RUclips clips are uploaded at 7pm MST. 😃
Same!
I started to get mildly pissed you are able to see these two full hours before me... It did take a minute but I realized that is how it should be 😶🌫️.
Surprise inspection is my favorite right under corrections. Thanks Seth and team for making these.
3am CET
I wake up at 6:45am and by the time I am finished washing and cleaning myself it's 7am and monologue is always right on schedule! Gives me a nice smile while making breakfast
5am GMT(+0) in UK, Ireland, etc 😊
The honeymoon joke definitely feels like it’d be right at home on weekend update so nice time to have Jost on!
paying 1 million dollars to influence the president over dinner, very normal.
Yeah and we get at least 4 more years of the unrestrained corruption of the criminal Trump regime 😢
Unfortunately, very normal.
Wait till he gets in office. He'll have a gift shop in the Oval Office.
I think I'm going to Hell for laughing at that Heaven joke.
Hold the door. I'm right behind you.
I think I smell sulphur.
There is a long line of us. You're in company. Lead by our leader, Scollins of course.
He/hymm got me 7:46 !
I loved that one too 😂
I am stuck in bed this week with an ankle injury and I wait for the drum roll of Seth Meyers, the daily show and then Colbert to get me through the day
Wishing a swift recovery!
KIMMEL @@WindsorMason
@@michellelyons7358 oh how could I forget, Kimmel of course
@WindsorMason thank you
Seth was FEELIN himself today
Well rested after his vacation
That's what Scollins was saying, Seth was feeling himself.
I enjoy how much the audience enjoyed the writer reveal in surprise inspection
NO ETHICS=NO REPORT🙄🤦♂️
did you really think average citizens would be able to read the report we paid so many people of the Senate/house to put together even though we put them in office and pay their salaries 😡😡
I know that someone can hack it with no trace
No Report = No Ethics! Welcome to the new "Republican" party!
Since they choose not to release the report, it seems fair to assume that all the rumours were true, and that presumably there was some even worse stuff that wasn't already known.
Because obviously if it would have made him or the party look good, they would have released it.
If they won't tell us how bad, we should assume the worst. If that assumption is wrong, they could have corrected it by releasing the report.
I love when Seth gets so giddy!
It's authentic AF when he's goofing around and cracking himself up. I love it.
8:52 Something that doesn't get mentioned much is that Elon Musk's dad did what Woody Allen did. Elon Musk's step-mother used to be his step-sister.
Ew.
Poppa Woody!
Absolute 100% dad joke fails, turned into 100% hilarious content! Well played! 💯👌
Why wouldn’t they release the report? Innocent men have nothing to fear.
Precisely
Move along, nothing to see here
I'm proud of this audience, they usually laugh more at the terrible jokes and this crowd gave the reactions they actually deserved for once. Well done!
What are they hiding. If he was truly innocent, they would release it.
That's exactly why it's hidden lol
Way to be brainless lol
@@jeffdroog Could you be specific? Who is a tool and why?
@@jeffdroog Naive might be a better adjective.
Oh the hypocrisy of bible thumper Mike Johnson the house speaker.
The casual ease with which Scollins dominates every Surprise Inspection is really. . . . no surprise at all! The Jordan of this niche, truly touched by the hand of God!
Creeps protect creeps
This right here. They ALL have the same filth in their closets that'll start getting leaked if they don't all cover for each other. They are ALL at least as scummy as Gaetz if not more.
FACTS!!! Welcome to the new "Republican" party!!! The party of no morals!
They also vote for them.
Great to see a Seth video posted so THUNE. 😂
@@90sbaby4eva 🤣🤣🤣
The Woody Allen joke made me snort out loud!
Did you get a Woody?
Scollins always delivers
I prefer my house republicans who actually care about us and release reports unlike the ones we have today who don’t seem to give the American people something to be mad at especially when it’s child predator Matt gaetzs file give the people what they want nearly all of America wants to read those reports
Surprise inspection is easily my favourite segment. Some of these felt monologue-worthy. Scollins aside.
The Larry Meyers joke was phenomenal. That’s bro-ser comedy right there
I was expecting Seth to throw Josh under the bus! LOL
".....pasta way" - best dad joke ever!
the right wing fails to inspire confidence at every opportunity
But there already was an Oreo O's cereal, and I had that for breakfast, and I lived with both my parents, so... does that count as a correction?
They need to leak the Matt files
If you pay three million, you get to have dinner with Trump and Musk - the real VP.
CoPresident, soon to pay out for sole ownership
“The real VP”. Who? Trump or Musk?
Yeah, you got the order of the names wrong
I always thought of him as a huge P tbh. 😁
You mean the First Lady Elon?
Staff and writers 👏👏👏👏👏Seth 🤣🤣👏👏 thank you 😊
He/Hymn was actually pretty good
Scollins didn't disappoint!
Seth was having so much fun with this one!
🥃👴🏻 WHAT IS THIS JUNK????
Still laughing about the first millennial saint's miracle being that they made coffee at home. 👍 Priceless.
I do not understand why no one made the centennial wedding joke about how their gift registry was at the crematorium next door.
I absolutely admire how Seth goes full tilt for every joke.
"you can sail it" seems to have gone completely over my head
Same. Or does it just not make sense?
@@lynnhettrick7588 it's a reference to the infamous limerick "there once was a man from nantucket..." (look it up)
You have Scarlett Johansen's husband on the show... wow!
If there's nothing to hide..you don't block nothing.
I love Surprise Inspection. Thank you to the team. Scissoring 🤣🤣🤣
love the Surprise Inspection - getting to the point where we pause the video and make book about who wrote each one - a splendid time for all, guaranteed
AZ to
10:34 10:35 10:36 10:36 10:38
Oh man, I logged onto RUclips thinking "Man I hope they do another surprise inspection soon" and lo and behold! :D
This is a scam, because I love all these jokes!🤣🤣🤣
I think it's secretly an opportunity to use the jokes that Seth really likes, but knows they aren't fit for the general public.
The joke about the elderly couple was good actually 😂
Why are we not talking about why the Hawk Tuah girl didn't call it 'Spitcoin'?
Brian is the king of dad jokes.
Out of all things to report suspicious at McDonald's, it's not the "food"?
3:45 This is where I started chuckling with anticipation. I love Surprise Inspection!
6 blocks away from my parents house…( Altoona Mc Donald’s)…20 black SUVs there this morning.FBI/Press…( & a local joke of a lawyer is representing him)…Altoona’s Guliani.
I feel we have reached a point where we don't even need to guess and just instinctively know when its going to be a Scollins joke... I know I have... 😂😉
Yay, Seth and the writers' room!!! Thank you!
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Nothing screams innocence like, "no, you cannot see the proof of his innocence."
Should've saved that last one for a Jokes Seth Can't Tell segment.
You better keep that Scollins kid around, he is putting out some of the best jokes OF ALL TIME!
"the sheep go to heaven, the goats go to hell." 💜
My favourite thing is to sit and guess the writers as he tells the jokes. They truly have such individual styles ❤
I feel like that last "Surprise Inspection" joke would have done well in "Jokes Seth Can't Tell." Maybe Jenny Hagel read it and said, "NO."
I feel she coulda landed it, tho
FYI Brian's haircut is now know as Smucker's crust!
Somebody should leak it.
This was brilliant 😂
Referring to the song “call me maybe” and the trend to avoid calling and prefer texting but still doesn’t quite hit
Seth just loves when one of his writers' jokes bombs with the audience. He's having so much fun.
Where's the Sea Captain? We want the Sea Captain!!!
You're on form tonight Seth, perfect delivery 👌 😂😂
"Luigi... there are-a better ways to-a tell me you are-a sick of me a-hogging all of-a the press!"
-Mario, through a plexiglas partition
Playing with Woody! Gosh that was funny. My God, i do not stop laughing. You’re great.
J.D. Vance? -- I totally forgot about him, until Seth mentioned him.
If only we could forget him.
That's the type of jokes I needed today.
Love watching every night! 💔🤍💙
Don't worry Seth, even though Colin is going to have hosted Weekend Update the longest now, all of our favourites will always be Norm Macdonald...
Congratulations on the Golden Globe nomination! BTW, "Day of the Jackal" got nominations for Best Drama and Best Actor. You shouldn't have shunned the Jackals in your special.
Seth is the best late-night host. I have fun seeing him having fun. 😂
Speaking of Vance, where is he?
Doing what Pence was doing 8 years ago. Learning his new job as the Shadow President. Doing Trump’s job for him.
Trying to make sure ZERO attention is on him during this shitshow and that we forget he exists. When DT goes on his honeymoon he'll break out of his shell.
Behind / on top of… the sofa
And what did Jenny think of that last Scollins joke? That's what I want to know! 😂
Congratulations on nomination 🎉🎉🎉
That Surprise Inspection bit had me laughing so hard my daughter came to make sure I was okay.