Thanks for re-electing our Pied Piper of FDR Democracy 2.0 😊. Bernie's not giving up 👆 & neither am I! All Combover Crapigula's 'picks' belong behind bars! 😢
@@The_Infamous_Boogyman I think you may be wrong: "For Bernie Sanders, it began with a subway ride into Manhattan with his brother. 'We stopped near the Radio City Music Hall and at that point the state of Vermont had a storefront there, advertising Vermont land,' says Sanders. 'It was for tourists.' Sanders has called Vermont home for almost all of his entire adult life. It started when he was around 13 years old, a fascination with the Green Mountain State born in glossy real estate guides. 'We picked up the brochures,' Sanders says. 'We read them and we saw farms were for sale.' And then after college, in the mid-1960s, Sanders, his then-wife and his brother pooled some inheritance money and bought a small piece of the dream. 'We had never been to Vermont in our lives; we just drove up,' Sanders says. 'We bought 85 acres for $2,500. How's that? But it was woodland.'"
@@analogecstasy4654 Not really, independent voters are in the majority and would have flocked to him, resulting in a super-majority. Instead, he got screwed just like Biden got screwed. Elections are not won, they are lost and now we get another 4 years of Trump. The DEMS are the problem, driving independents toward the GOP with excessive political maneuvering. GOP has all the maneuverability of a fallen tree in the road - a least they are predictable, which passes for trust in politics. DEMS have to stop jerking their leaders around, stick with Harris, stay the course and be the trustworthy choice in the midterms.
In leaked audio, the head of the DNC told donors "Don't worry, we won't allow Bernie Sanders to become the nominee, ever." He wants to end government corruption and get money out of politics and those are not popular positions in the "Democratic" Party.
agreed, though, hmm, - well maybe... I think that 'honour' belongs to Elon - (it's my only solace at the prospect of drumpf again .... I am looking forward to the, inevitable, day when drumpf & Elon are no longer BFF -)
That's how Trump is going to fund the wealthy tax cut. The tariffs. He knew what tariffs were all along when people said he didn't understand them. Of course he knew what they were. When it comes to scheming and scamming he's not dumb, he turns into a genius. Back to the taxcut, that was his plan the entire time. You transfer money from everyone though a universal tax and that goes into a wealthy tax cut for the super rich. And 77 million bozo americans bought into it. Con man can only become powerful if dummies carry him to the finish line and that they did. They'll realize this in 2025.
They need better financial advisors. Someone should invent a designation for a professional who is actually bound to serve your financial interest. I WILL CALL IT A FEDUCIARY AND YOU HEARD (reading is another word people use for hearing) IT HERE FIRST! Seth knows what I am talking about.
Billionaires don't have real life experiences, when will America elect someone who really represents the average American . The man who knows how much a loaf of bread and a dozen eggs cost, a man who has trouble paying all of his bills, a man who has worked for his living instead of sitting behind a desk . Vote for me, and America will change. We need men like this in the Senate and Congress . What we don't need a bunch of spoiled wealthy businessman
Since Supreme Court made the Citizens United decision, it's unlikely that we will ever see a representative of the average American in the White House again.
we had the chance to elect a qualified individual twice and twice it was a failure. whatever, reason anyone puts on it, i put the lack of people voting, protecting their civil liberties or otherwise. One fact is painfully obvious; 74 million voted in a country with 110 million.
I think it's going to be RFK Jr. He's ambitious and has goals he's passionate about (sometimes delusionally so) that don't line up with Trump 100% of the time, so I think he'll be one of the earlier people to quit or get fired, and he'll definitely cash in on his time there for more attention.
Won’t Bernie be about 88 at the end of this term? As a Vermont resident, I would vote for Sanders again even if they had to do a “Weekend at Bernie’s” with him. Just roll his body out to the senate chamber for a vote. South Carolina did that with Strom Thurman for years.
Groceries prices will kinda go down for the mega rich. With Trump effectively saying he won't increase minimum wage, they won't have to pay their slav....I mean staff more to fetch them.
Rather than call Musk co President start referring to Trump as Vice President to Musk. If Trump starts seeing that regularly it will drive a wedge between him and Musk.
@@sherinameless1618 childcare is childcare always reaminds me of the "peoples is peoples" quote from The Muppets take Manhattan...not as funny or true tho.
Not true, he appointed a black guy for secretary of housing and urban development because it had the word 'urban' in it. He picked a brown guy to head the FBI because he wrote a kid's book about why the 2020 election was stolen. He picked a woman to replace Matt Gaetz because she defended Epstein and probably blew him too I wish I was joking about any of these
@@1028641 he just wants to "trigger the libs" because that's what little children do to feel powerful when in real life they lack that feeling of agency. Just flag him for spam and move on.
I'm a cybersecurity nerd who dabbles in quantum theory purely out of a curiosity for the unknown, and I thought that joke was hilarious. If Seth had prefaced it the way Michael Che did on last week's Weekend Update ("Whether it's funny or not it's an objectively smart joke, so if you don't laugh you're dumb") it would have probably gotten similar audience clapter, but there's a lot of great humor that rarely gets added into mainstream media. It's a breath of fresh air.
How about cuts to your congressional paycheck? About 50 percent would be great in my estimation. You aren't there for half the time and you only do about 1/3 of the job.
I'm from a region where groceries are "gone for," every week. we moved to Boston in 1980, since then we no longer go for "groceries," we go, "FOOD SHOPPING."
G'day from Australia. I see you slipped in a rather distinct reference to people who watch and comment on Corrections. Nice and discreet there. Cheers. An old jackal.
They can only "advise," and make suggestions to Congress like "It would save a lot of money if we stopped the free e-filing that the IRS lets ordinary people do, and if we just let billionaires contribute whatever amount of taxes that they feel like."
They'll just bully everyone. They tell you what to do and if you don't comply they'll put you on their "naughty list" which just means they are next on the chopping block to be replaced with the next best yes-man. Essentially fascism, but we all know that already, why do you keep asking, wasn't the past 8 years not enough to learn how Trump operates?
@elizabethrue2372 Seth wants to blame them, sure, but it was really one of his crack monologue writers who wrote that failed joke. And if Surprise Inspection has taught us nothing, I wouldn't be surprised.
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Correction: A quantum chip is not a replacement for a traditional CPU and you can't play a video on one. They're going to be closer to accelerators that help some tasks than general-purpose processors that make everything faster.
I'm VERY curious what word Trump was using instead of groceries until now... Was it "McDonalds"? It was probably McDonalds. "I need you to go pick up some McDonalds." "Don't forget the McDonalds on your way home." "Honey we're going to need to do a McDonalds run this weekend." Yeah... Yeah that sounds right.
I am mad realizing Obama did this to us.. and also Obama picking Merrick Garland. Obama gave us Trump twice and took away our chance to have medicare for all.
corrections: Time travel is not how quantum anything works. People often get this confused because of time dilation, but there is still an unbreakable law of nature withing quantum physics which states that information cannot travel faster than the speed of light, which is a constant.
all states rely on social security the vast majority of elderly people run out of money for assisted living, if medicare didnt cover 80% of it 3/4's of my town wouldnt be able to afford to stay at the facilities.
Graphics are just trolling the Jackals. 8:15 “I've got a crippling addiction to button down shirts!” Graphics: Show photos of Seth's shirts, where only 3/8 are button down shirts.
Correction: About half of the shirts shown and including the one Seth is wearing happen to be buttoned down. The undershirt is clearly a plain T-shirt in complimentary colors to the over shirt which is a button down. 🧐 Also wouldn't the correct term be buttoned down since they are past the buttoning stage, and being worn with the buttons fastened? If there are any fashion or garment jackals then they should correct me. 😂
After the 1st 2 years of trickle down - which was not significant for me, my company started lowering the “merit raise” (which has never kept up w/ inflation), cut our tiny ”annual profit sharing” bonus to %50 last year, and got rid of the HSA benefit come 2025. So it’s now become trickle-up to the ceo and upper management… “Profit sharing” - what a misnomer, as the ceo used the gains to absorb 5 more companies into the corporation…
Lol as a Greek that grease joke is funny but that’s how I was bullied is school “grease and greasy” jokes lol I just realized in my late 30’s that still stings a bit..
He's served with intellect, compassion and honor. Have we got anyone, anyone at all, to try to fill those boots? There will be some, I trust, but we can't see them in advance. Jeff Jackson?
CORREQTION: quantum computing researcher here. You might call me Schrodinger's Jackal (in that after reading this comment you'll want to put me in a box with a questionably secure vial of poison gas). A couple of corrections: 1. We're not going to get the time travel joke next summer either, because quantum computers don't have anything to do with time travel. 2. You can't watch porn on any existing quantum computer, and you probably never will, because quantum computers are inferior to classical computers for pretty much any task other than the small set of "computationally hard" problems they are specifically intended to solve (most famously, the math problem that would allow for cracking RSA encryption, which underpins a rather terrifying amount of the world's electronic security infrastructure).
In theory, the ~RIGHT~ application of tax cuts *could* be quite beneficial… but we all know that’s not the path they are seeking with the proposed tax cuts mentioned… or even if they do benefit the working class, it will have benefited the upper crust exponentially more And let’s not forget the power of “technically” If Medicaid, Medicare and SSI gets reduced (or worse yet gutted because it costs mega corporations so much and takes a decent chunk of government spending)… or if the retirement age is pushed 1, 3 or even 5 years higher, then **~TECHNICALLY~** it won’t have been -trump- that did it, he’ll just be following the supposed will of the people… * * since “the people” chose/elected a Republican majority in the Senate, retained a Republican majority in the House and re-elected a Republican president, then clearly any bills that said Republican House & Senate pass unequivocally represents the will of ~ALL~ Americans and -trump- wouldn’t be doing his job of carrying out the will of the people if he declined to sign into law anything and everything that the House + Senate pass with no exceptions… even if it glaringly contradicts his own campaign promises that he made over and over and over and over and over again
Thank you Vermont, for years of Bernie!
Thanks for re-electing our Pied Piper of FDR Democracy 2.0 😊. Bernie's not giving up 👆 & neither am I! All Combover Crapigula's 'picks' belong behind bars! 😢
Pretty sure the state itself had zero to do with Bernie choosing to live there
LOVE BERNIE!!!!
@@The_Infamous_Boogyman I think you may be wrong:
"For Bernie Sanders, it began with a subway ride into Manhattan with his brother.
'We stopped near the Radio City Music Hall and at that point the state of Vermont had a storefront there, advertising Vermont land,' says Sanders. 'It was for tourists.'
Sanders has called Vermont home for almost all of his entire adult life. It started when he was around 13 years old, a fascination with the Green Mountain State born in glossy real estate guides.
'We picked up the brochures,' Sanders says. 'We read them and we saw farms were for sale.'
And then after college, in the mid-1960s, Sanders, his then-wife and his brother pooled some inheritance money and bought a small piece of the dream.
'We had never been to Vermont in our lives; we just drove up,' Sanders says. 'We bought 85 acres for $2,500. How's that? But it was woodland.'"
Phish 🍄🐟🍄 Ben and Jerry's
Covered Bridges and maple syrup 😊
Who uses the word "groceries"? Normal people, Don, normal people who shop for food use the word groceries. They have been doing it for decades.
According to Merriam-Webster, the word has been used since 15th century...
Trump has never cooked anything for himself either.
And only a completely out-of-touch person would think "groceries' is a unique word that somehow makes him sound smart when he uses it.
😅😅😅
@@MariaMartinez-researcher The century DonOld was born!
The man fought the good fight. He should have been president, I don’t think we will see his like in the senate again for a long time
The republicans would have gotten in the way of everything he would have tried to do. He wouldn’t have accomplished ANYTHING.
@@analogecstasy4654 Not really, independent voters are in the majority and would have flocked to him, resulting in a super-majority. Instead, he got screwed just like Biden got screwed. Elections are not won, they are lost and now we get another 4 years of Trump. The DEMS are the problem, driving independents toward the GOP with excessive political maneuvering. GOP has all the maneuverability of a fallen tree in the road - a least they are predictable, which passes for trust in politics. DEMS have to stop jerking their leaders around, stick with Harris, stay the course and be the trustworthy choice in the midterms.
@@analogecstasy4654 half the "Republicans" would have jumped ship for straight-talking Bernie.
witness their support for Luigi.
I guess you mean Bernie?!
@@analogecstasy4654 what has changed?
The timing on the whiteboard was just chef’s kiss!
Seth is so talented. His Improv skills alone are a national resource.
thanx to Boom Chicago!
Coming to Seth as usual for reliable laughs, and ending up crying because the truth is surreal and horrifying.😭
Only late night I can stomach right now.🤣🤗
I am terrified too, I really thought we were all on the same page
The truth is stranger than fiction - Bob the Dog.
Bernie should have been a two term POTUS. He actually cares about the working class.
We are the mirror universe. In the prime he was.
In leaked audio, the head of the DNC told donors "Don't worry, we won't allow Bernie Sanders to become the nominee, ever." He wants to end government corruption and get money out of politics and those are not popular positions in the "Democratic" Party.
Which is exactly why the powers that be denied him.
Thank Debbie Wasserman Schultz for that one.
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You’re Keeping me going, Seth! Thank you and the crew!
🎉Yeah!🎉 I always enjoy opening RUclips and finding Seth at the top of the screen.
👗⬅️ THIS YOURS?
Kid Rock should have gotten the "Participation Although We Asked Him Not To" trophy.
🥃👴🏻WEAR PAM ANDERSON AT????
agreed, though, hmm, - well maybe... I think that 'honour' belongs to Elon - (it's my only solace at the prospect of drumpf again .... I am looking forward to the, inevitable, day when drumpf & Elon are no longer BFF -)
@@juliaconnell
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🥃👴🏻 REMEMBER WHEN DRINKING WAS SMART AND SOPHISTICATED AND NOT THE THING IT HAVE BECOME .
@@juliaconnell
👴🏻🥃YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE MICHAEL BERRYMAN
2:44 Loved Seth's IT guy's voice. 😁
When you are wealthy and you need a tax cut there is a word for it , it's called GREED !!!
That's how Trump is going to fund the wealthy tax cut. The tariffs. He knew what tariffs were all along when people said he didn't understand them. Of course he knew what they were. When it comes to scheming and scamming he's not dumb, he turns into a genius. Back to the taxcut, that was his plan the entire time. You transfer money from everyone though a universal tax and that goes into a wealthy tax cut for the super rich. And 77 million bozo americans bought into it. Con man can only become powerful if dummies carry him to the finish line and that they did. They'll realize this in 2025.
Nah...it's Groceries, but you probably haven't even heard of groceries as tRump just invented it😮
😂🤣🤣🤣@@Ninthofnine1969
They need better financial advisors. Someone should invent a designation for a professional who is actually bound to serve your financial interest.
I WILL CALL IT A FEDUCIARY AND YOU HEARD (reading is another word people use for hearing) IT HERE FIRST!
Seth knows what I am talking about.
But you didnt utilize the word reading OR the word hearing @@TheKyleLazarus
"they call them groceries" *lists BLT ingredients*
what, I love a good groceries sandwich
Billionaires don't have real life experiences, when will America elect someone who really represents the average American . The man who knows how much a loaf of bread and a dozen eggs cost, a man who has trouble paying all of his bills, a man who has worked for his living instead of sitting behind a desk . Vote for me, and America will change. We need men like this in the Senate and Congress . What we don't need a bunch of spoiled wealthy businessman
Since Supreme Court made the Citizens United decision, it's unlikely that we will ever see a representative of the average American in the White House again.
we had the chance to elect a qualified individual twice and twice it was a failure. whatever, reason anyone puts on it, i put the lack of people voting, protecting their civil liberties or otherwise. One fact is painfully obvious; 74 million voted in a country with 110 million.
Who wants to bet Kymberly will be the first tell-all book for the new Drumpf administration??
Ooh, I bet you're right! Now to speculate about the title; I'm gonna say "Driving That Train, High on Cocaine: My Life With Don Jr.".
Yea right, like books will be legal
With illustrations🍄
That’s depends if the Greek Ambassadorship didn’t come with an NDA. 😂😂😂😂
I think it's going to be RFK Jr. He's ambitious and has goals he's passionate about (sometimes delusionally so) that don't line up with Trump 100% of the time, so I think he'll be one of the earlier people to quit or get fired, and he'll definitely cash in on his time there for more attention.
Won’t Bernie be about 88 at the end of this term? As a Vermont resident, I would vote for Sanders again even if they had to do a “Weekend at Bernie’s” with him. Just roll his body out to the senate chamber for a vote. South Carolina did that with Strom Thurman for years.
Yes they did!
Mitch McConnell's still clinging to his seat. Why can't Bernie?
I agree . i would vote for him also again.
😿 Thank you, Bernie Sanders, you are/were a voice of reason.
Groceries prices will kinda go down for the mega rich. With Trump effectively saying he won't increase minimum wage, they won't have to pay their slav....I mean staff more to fetch them.
The way I said, "It didn't" as you flashed the board across the screen made me cackle.
Rather than call Musk co President start referring to Trump as Vice President to Musk.
If Trump starts seeing that regularly it will drive a wedge between him and Musk.
Fastest way to make Trump ditch him.
Oooh... what cabinet position is Kid Rock going to get? I can't wait for that announcement!
He'll be in charge of the concept of the child care plan. After all, child care is child care.
I assumed he'd be poet laureate
Department of Sanitation
@@sherinameless1618 childcare is childcare always reaminds me of the "peoples is peoples" quote from The Muppets take Manhattan...not as funny or true tho.
Silly Seth, the escaped prisoner would never get a place in the Trump cabinet because he's not a white billionaire.
👴🏻 HE'S FROM SOUTHERN ITALY HE'S WHITE
Not true, he appointed a black guy for secretary of housing and urban development because it had the word 'urban' in it. He picked a brown guy to head the FBI because he wrote a kid's book about why the 2020 election was stolen. He picked a woman to replace Matt Gaetz because she defended Epstein and probably blew him too
I wish I was joking about any of these
On the upside, somewhere out there is a Universe where the Quantum Computer joke killed.
It both killed and didn’t kill, but we won’t know until we check on the cat.
Mr. Schrödinger, your thoughts?😼
It's funny that Colbert and Meyers both did the Greece/grease joke.
They often cover the same joke.
Sometimes the joke is just too obvious not to lol
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@@paulyricca3881What does that have to do with this post? Move on Billy Bob!
@@1028641 he just wants to "trigger the libs" because that's what little children do to feel powerful when in real life they lack that feeling of agency. Just flag him for spam and move on.
"loose food." Dying
😄😆🤣🤣right ?
I'm a cybersecurity nerd who dabbles in quantum theory purely out of a curiosity for the unknown, and I thought that joke was hilarious.
If Seth had prefaced it the way Michael Che did on last week's Weekend Update ("Whether it's funny or not it's an objectively smart joke, so if you don't laugh you're dumb") it would have probably gotten similar audience clapter, but there's a lot of great humor that rarely gets added into mainstream media. It's a breath of fresh air.
5:04 the way that Seth said apple, lettuce, bacon, egg bread, chicken, broccoli cracked me TF up 😆🤣
To be fair, drumpf didn't know what groceries are until recently.
Like healthcare, “who knew it was so complicated?!”. 😜
@@grizzlynad healthcare is not complicated.
@@johnbrown6189 I'm quoting Emperor Cheeto after his 2016 election 😜
@@johnbrown6189 that joke was an albatross for ya ehh?
(You won't get☝🏼either)
Woman. Opinion invalidated.
He actually explained groceries to a crowd of people and they cheered....
All in the delivery
What did Greece ever do to the world to deserve this?!?!?!?
@@RossTheBossTrotter Invented democracy.
That reminds me i need to go grocery shopping for groceries at the grocers
@@felixwallace5041 What are these "groceries" of which you speak?
How about cuts to your congressional paycheck? About 50 percent would be great in my estimation. You aren't there for half the time and you only do about 1/3 of the job.
The IT joke was the best...🤣😂🤭
I'm from a region where groceries are "gone for," every week. we moved to Boston in 1980, since then we no longer go for "groceries," we go, "FOOD SHOPPING."
Dang I spit taked when Seth did the sound effects 😂 5:41
G'day from Australia. I see you slipped in a rather distinct reference to people who watch and comment on Corrections. Nice and discreet there. Cheers. An old jackal.
The whiteboard was the best.
Still don't get how legally he can be sworn in when he has by his own admission disqualified himself by promising to pardon insurrectionists.
Same way you snuck Kamala in without a second thought....
@@jonnyfendi2003 even as whataboutism - that was incoherent - is that you Donnie ?
@@SamLowryDZ-015 yeah "orange man bad" boogieman..... YOU LOST, you lost big, deal with it.
Legality means nothing to a corrupt Court. He's done hundreds of disqualifying things.
Trump cult
We are no longer living longer. Life expectancy is going down in America
How does a new department just pop into existence? Without any oversight? Wtf? No one elected Leon or Ramaswampy.
They can only "advise," and make suggestions to Congress like "It would save a lot of money if we stopped the free e-filing that the IRS lets ordinary people do, and if we just let billionaires contribute whatever amount of taxes that they feel like."
They'll just bully everyone. They tell you what to do and if you don't comply they'll put you on their "naughty list" which just means they are next on the chopping block to be replaced with the next best yes-man. Essentially fascism, but we all know that already, why do you keep asking, wasn't the past 8 years not enough to learn how Trump operates?
$$$
Maybe people are working longer because they can't afford to retire. I know I'll be working until I die and still be in debt.
That’s what I’m having to do…. I’m past 65…. Working still to supplement my SS and using SS to supplement my paycheck….
For the IT joke that didn't work, have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?
Ctrl+Alt+Del
Please, don't call kid rock a musician. >:(
I’m so sure the actual IT guy sounds exactly like Seth’s impression. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10:32 I appreciate the unsurpised profound tiredness bit.
So, who is the I.T. writer? I'm guessing Matt. But since you derided my guessing abilities so sharply, I don't dare even say that.
I think the joke was that it was the literal IT department.
@elizabethrue2372 Seth wants to blame them, sure, but it was really one of his crack monologue writers who wrote that failed joke. And if Surprise Inspection has taught us nothing, I wouldn't be surprised.
I cannot fucking believe he is going to be your goddamn president again.
Can’t fix stupid
We live in the darkest timeline…
It’s turning into Idiocracy, only there will be more poverty and death.
We can't either 😢
I can't believe Seth's writers couldn't come up with, and Don jr asking for ambassador of Colombia job
That would be if he was still in a relationship and could use that as an excuse to go back and forth.
You got that "old saying" wrong. It is "If the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like Loki."
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You been looking at those schmaga NFTs again?
@@ImposterJonesIt's a joke.
This is not the news I needed this morning and what I’ve been afraid of the past year 🥺
5:00 Remember when he held up the tic-tacs, not understanding what shrink-flation meant?
Good morning seth meyers fans
We need a new cabinet position. Secretary of Groceries.
@@MaijaKarklins I wanna be Undersecretary of Fast Food.
MTG should get the ol yeller treatment
SAY HIS NAME!!! LUIGIIIIII!!!!!!
🥃👴🏻 YES YES YES SAY HIS NAME LUIGI, LUIGI, LUIGI DATS MY SON MY YOUNGEST.
he is a martyr
@@anitacrumbly
👨🏼🦰 HE’S MY BOYFRIEND TEE HEE
Correction: A quantum chip is not a replacement for a traditional CPU and you can't play a video on one. They're going to be closer to accelerators that help some tasks than general-purpose processors that make everything faster.
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Daddy's got a crpling addiction to button down shirts... dead.
Is it just me or is this the funniest Monologue they’ve done in a while? Those were bangers and Seth delivered them.
5:43 How do rockets go?😂😂😂
Lol he said who uses the word.... groceries
We’ll get exactly what we deserve over the next four years, though I’m not looking forward to it. Gonna be really hard not to say I told you so.
That Google joke was quality seth
The figuring 😂
I'm VERY curious what word Trump was using instead of groceries until now... Was it "McDonalds"? It was probably McDonalds. "I need you to go pick up some McDonalds." "Don't forget the McDonalds on your way home." "Honey we're going to need to do a McDonalds run this weekend." Yeah... Yeah that sounds right.
I'm going to be devastated when Bernie says goodbye.
I am mad realizing Obama did this to us.. and also Obama picking Merrick Garland. Obama gave us Trump twice and took away our chance to have medicare for all.
Okay but the quantum joke (it was more like a bit) was brilliant !!!
Correction, I think you mean more like a qubit
just what the people wanted another re-upload of the same clip in a larger format!!
🎼I'm 83 now but will I live to see 84?
The way things is going I don't know...🎶
Great monologue but “I’m guessing Secretary of Agriculture?” was the kicker. 😂
corrections: Time travel is not how quantum anything works. People often get this confused because of time dilation, but there is still an unbreakable law of nature withing quantum physics which states that information cannot travel faster than the speed of light, which is a constant.
Time dilation is a classical phenomenon anyway
This was a really good one! :)
Red or Blue: which states do you think are more likely to rely on Social Security and Medicare?
I feel at this point red states are just playing Russian roulette with these decisions
all states rely on social security the vast majority of elderly people run out of money for assisted living, if medicare didnt cover 80% of it 3/4's of my town wouldnt be able to afford to stay at the facilities.
Happy Thursday!
He's 80-something and he just learned the word "groceries".
Graphics are just trolling the Jackals. 8:15 “I've got a crippling addiction to button down shirts!”
Graphics: Show photos of Seth's shirts, where only 3/8 are button down shirts.
They are all button down shirts.
Correction: About half of the shirts shown and including the one Seth is wearing happen to be buttoned down. The undershirt is clearly a plain T-shirt in complimentary colors to the over shirt which is a button down. 🧐 Also wouldn't the correct term be buttoned down since they are past the buttoning stage, and being worn with the buttons fastened? If there are any fashion or garment jackals then they should correct me. 😂
World records have watered down their brand far too much.
I should be in there for being the only person in the world with my social security number.
Pay the $100 fee, and they'll give you whatever award you want.
why, what's your social security number?...
Kid Rock looks like Mike Lindell with long hair
After the 1st 2 years of trickle down - which was not significant for me, my company started lowering the “merit raise” (which has never kept up w/ inflation), cut our tiny ”annual profit sharing” bonus to %50 last year, and got rid of the HSA benefit come 2025. So it’s now become trickle-up to the ceo and upper management…
“Profit sharing” - what a misnomer, as the ceo used the gains to absorb 5 more companies into the corporation…
Big ups to that news anchor for saying "doge" properly.
❤Seth
Lol as a Greek that grease joke is funny but that’s how I was bullied is school “grease and greasy” jokes lol I just realized in my late 30’s that still stings a bit..
The closest kid rock ever got to being a musician was when he made shots ring out at a case of but light.
🥃👴🏻 DEN HE WENT 2 LINCOLN CENTER.
"Daddy's got a crippling addiction to button-down shirts." I wonder which writer lands the most Myers self deprecation jokes. 🤔
People aren't retiring, because they can't afford to with social security.
He's served with intellect, compassion and honor. Have we got anyone, anyone at all, to try to fill those boots? There will be some, I trust, but we can't see them in advance. Jeff Jackson?
hey Luigi, have you met fElon the fraud?
I love this show. Don't need the stench of Mooney anywhere near it though. Please let him be forgotten.
I like Seth's haircut
I don't think Santa would choose Elon even as his reindeer. Pretty sure he's on the naughty list.
I laugh I cry…
This is going to be a wild ride…
you tried so hard, Bernie, get some rest.
CORREQTION: quantum computing researcher here. You might call me Schrodinger's Jackal (in that after reading this comment you'll want to put me in a box with a questionably secure vial of poison gas). A couple of corrections:
1. We're not going to get the time travel joke next summer either, because quantum computers don't have anything to do with time travel.
2. You can't watch porn on any existing quantum computer, and you probably never will, because quantum computers are inferior to classical computers for pretty much any task other than the small set of "computationally hard" problems they are specifically intended to solve (most famously, the math problem that would allow for cracking RSA encryption, which underpins a rather terrifying amount of the world's electronic security infrastructure).
We love Bernie he is our hero. My kids got into politics because of him!
Centimillionaires? Cool, I’m one of those. I have AT LEAST a million cents!
And that, ladies and gentleman, is the guy Time's chose as "person" of the year... the guy who invented the word groceries.
5:20 That sign fits on the building perfectly.
We got so good at pretending the world wasn’t a coin flip from catastrophe, that we just elected an earthquake to prevent a collapse.
In theory, the ~RIGHT~ application of tax cuts *could* be quite beneficial… but we all know that’s not the path they are seeking with the proposed tax cuts mentioned… or even if they do benefit the working class, it will have benefited the upper crust exponentially more
And let’s not forget the power of “technically”
If Medicaid, Medicare and SSI gets reduced (or worse yet gutted because it costs mega corporations so much and takes a decent chunk of government spending)… or if the retirement age is pushed 1, 3 or even 5 years higher, then **~TECHNICALLY~** it won’t have been -trump- that did it, he’ll just be following the supposed will of the people… *
* since “the people” chose/elected a Republican majority in the Senate, retained a Republican majority in the House and re-elected a Republican president, then clearly any bills that said Republican House & Senate pass unequivocally represents the will of ~ALL~ Americans and -trump- wouldn’t be doing his job of carrying out the will of the people if he declined to sign into law anything and everything that the House + Senate pass with no exceptions… even if it glaringly contradicts his own campaign promises that he made over and over and over and over and over again
Goodbye, America. It was nice to know you.
It's so fast it can execute an infinite loop in 6 seconds