exactly, if you did a tiktok, you'd be kidnapped and taken to Lake Laogai to lick Jotaro's shoes. Then Joseph would come and delete your character file.
I remember going to the playground when I was a kid. That was like 10 years ago, but I still remember watching movies while some jackass kid pissed into the ball pit.
Is it just me or is King's vlog channel more entertaining than his main channel. Don't get me wrong I love both of them but for some reason I get more excited when he posts a vlog.
@@supersaga24-f3k I don't think your understanding what I said at all, I never said it was polluting the environment nor did I say anything negative about it. Use your head.
Fun fact: "dryck" actually means drink, so 3:31 is not dryck lingon, it's lingon jam (or lingonsylt as it's called in Swedish). The drink is just called "dryck lingon" because it's a lingon drink. Lingon is a berry of it's own and do not really have a translation in english. I know this as I am a swede. :)
@@forgenic2700 That brings back Vienam flashbacks. We made a community called the Boys Base for Boys. There we're too many employees..so we had to bail out. I was the last one to live.
Was filming on my phone, just ordered an external mic for it after hearing this.
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Hi
Ok
Ok
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Can we just take a moment to appreciate that he basically touched almost everything in Ikea just for us?
Including everyone inside?
@@Flome810 He could've off camera haha
It wasn’t for us
@@trif0rce_the-h3r0 if he did he’s probably in jail rn
Here IKEA is like 40 kilometers away so thank you
Bro that restaurant is like a school lunch place with good food.
True.
ikr, for a furniture store the food is bomb as hell
Ikr
5:51 Wow! They still have the cat doll my father bought for me when I was young, cool..
I have the exact same cat plush too
Me too!
i have one too
This virgin vlogs are the highest moments of my life
it's relatable
Virgin vlogs hit different compared to other people vlogs
the only vlogs i watch because the rest a f tier compared to this s tier virgin vlog.
that's really sad
I like how there was just a kid crying in the background when he went through the shortcut
Lol
When?
@@lejyon05 when he took short cut
@@shahali1969 wow
It was baby mario
I’m also an ikea virgin
Same
Lol same
Best name and pfp ever 🤣
Same
Me too, boi do I like ikea
6:27 a Plainrock124 Bored Smashing Kit is in IKEA, wow
*sees a toolboxes*
Finally a section for me
"let's do a TikTok here"
*thinks about life choices
"no"
*Says tik tok*
The earth king has invited you to lake loagai
If the tik is before the tok start loading the glock
-Albert Einstein
@@Flome810 sick sock
exactly, if you did a tiktok, you'd be kidnapped and taken to Lake Laogai to lick Jotaro's shoes. Then Joseph would come and delete your character file.
@@yourfbiagent2484
...Except if its Ke$ha’s song.
alternative title: curious man touches everything in swedish store
Real one: Asian man walks vlogs in a Swedish furniture store with a cafe
@@ilyasboudad 🤣
@TED NG thanks! u have a nice profile pic , imma sub to u
Legend has it, he is still stuck in that IKEA
Edit: the clips of him outside the IKEA are just deep fakes
wait a min SCP 3008
Can we appreciate that he actually wants to take care of his future child
*image does not exist*
like he'll get one
Pfff like hes not gonna die a virgin
He’s asexual and idk if the day will come where king will decide to adopt by himself
@@forjqoijasdI doubt he's a family guy™
King: “I parked in the back because I hate door dings”
Kinf l parkf dings pabac becase l hate pake
@@gkwtab0832 What
@@gkwtab0832 wtf
@@gkwtab0832 Ummmmm...
He fits in as the average Asian tourist, walking around with his phone
Yea
*Sneak: 100*
IKEA is kinda good because of their chocolate bars, also try their breakfast hashbrowns
"Drycook, ling-on"
The most American pronunciation of those two words I've ever heard in my life
I remember going to the playground when I was a kid. That was like 10 years ago, but I still remember watching movies while some jackass kid pissed into the ball pit.
Wtf?
Well for me they closed off half of the playground because and idiot peed in the ball pit, which made that trip rather boring
How to kill ITP springbonnie, piss in the ball pit
Lol
Lol I remember the movie part but idk where the urinating ball pit kid comes from
Is it just me or is King's vlog channel more entertaining than his main channel. Don't get me wrong I love both of them but for some reason I get more excited when he posts a vlog.
also me to
5:12 we all know that one child in every grocery store that just cries for no reason
nah fr tho
fr
Fr tho
Each time I see those types of kids I feel like slapping them istg
Yeah like shut up if your toy got dropped leave it and if you wanted a toy but your parents say no deal with it
5:11
Wow the mk Shortcut
Kid Crying In The Background
Glad he came out alive and didn't know what happens at night. Rare surviver man.
*Im getting flashbacks of getting lost in ikea as a kid*
No cap
Bruh XD
Im getting nostalgia because the last time i was there i was 8
And i also remember those mini pencils
Were you found?
@@mrnubbones8626 no shit sherlock
This man is too damn addictive
Kinda like disney land when there been a lot of robbers.
The food he ate looked so good👌
Ikr
I go to ikea to eat sometimes, meatballs+gravy+lingonberry sauce= food of gods
No
@Some guy that Likes history yeah the food there is really good
fine dining
“Meatball”
“Potato”
“Veggie tales”
tales
badboyhalo’s thought process
@MegaKirb28 muffin
Words from a god
Craccer
Everyone: wait he explored ikea for however long and only bought mustard?
Me: Not just any mustard.... IKEA MUSTARD
It reminds me of my grandma. RIP Grandma I miss you
Lol at 7:03 he says candles smell like spit and breath while its the mask that is blocking the scent 😂😂😂
“They have dollar rats!”
-Scott Wozniak
Yay
Scott and King need to collab
Yes ahhahaha
same
Hey all
7:41 "I think I'm lost"
SCP-3008 ERA GENERATING
YOOOO
He’s a test subject for SCP-3008.
yes he is
I FINALY FOUND
A COMMENT OF THAT ROBLOX GAME LOL
@@Idk-tv8gf Its not a roblox game
as a swedish person the pronunciation of the cranberry juice made me laugh really hard.
hej
drykik lingone
“It’s like a Swedish furniture maze. But B I G G E R.” - me who’s been to ikea
Same
Same
I'm gonna trust you since you have experience on IKEA
Same iv been there i liv in sweden
I can’t tell if king is joking or genuinely doesn’t know that the “funny names” are Swedish
i think he’s joking
They are funny hehe
No it's Swedish not funny
He's not Swedish tho.
It’s funny how he pronounced it
Lets take the time to appreciate the fact that King spent "electricity" driving all the way to Ikea just for Mustard.
@@supersaga24-f3k Never said anything about it being bad? Quotes were sarcastic. It's like he used gas (but electricity) just to get mustard.
@@supersaga24-f3k I don't think your understanding what I said at all, I never said it was polluting the environment nor did I say anything negative about it. Use your head.
And money of course.
@@supersaga24-f3k chill dude it iust a joke lol
@@supersaga24-f3k r/whoosh
me seeing a guy at Ikea filming him self eating food
-- why
As a swedish person I laughed way too much at ”Dry-kick.” haha
Jag håller med, men jag är glad att han försökte
Yeah I’m Danish but I still feel the same way.
Same dude
@@mr_butterfly9660 My mom is danish but i live in Norway
@@mr_butterfly9660 where the hell is Danish?
"I don't get it, these candles smell like bad breath and spit" **proceeds to smell own breath that's trapped in mask**
Sarcasm
that's the joke
well done, you understand the joke that King made.
@@thatdandalorian broo, it's been 1 year. I didn't remember commenting this but i now know lmao
New Channel: PlainrockEats.
lol
That's a good idea 😂
Uber eats ripoff
I made that joke as he was vlogging himself eating.
He will do. A delivery dance parody
Plainrock124 is my favorite youtuber
This was awesome
Henlo
ya mom
People after seeing a checked RUclipsr: hello
v
E
Imagine going to IKEA and not getting the daim cake. I’m not even Swedish but it’s still one of my favourite desserts
True. I always get it
4:51 OMG I LAUGHED TOO HARD
Ohhh yeah
damn you just risked your life. It could have been scp 3008!
7:52 "My future child is in danger" c'mon King we know that's not happening
yeah true that's never gonna happen
edit: well maybe if he ever decides to do that
Meatball: 3:13
Potato: 3:19
VeggieTales: 3:25
More dryck lingon: 3:31
Fun fact: "dryck" actually means drink, so 3:31 is not dryck lingon, it's lingon jam (or lingonsylt as it's called in Swedish). The drink is just called "dryck lingon" because it's a lingon drink. Lingon is a berry of it's own and do not really have a translation in english. I know this as I am a swede. :)
@@anden04 smart
Drykick
V E G G I E T A L E S
@@Phan11023 lol
Is no one gonna talk about how their ice cream is FIRE
Ikea’s Ice Cream is great Ice Cream all time.
IKEA ice cream is the superior ice cream
Wouldn't you burn your mouth if it's fire
IKEA doesn't even have ice cream it's vanilla frozen yogurt.
It is not fire .
Imagine he walked in and he turned around and the door was gone
Edit: I didn’t expect this to get so many likes
scp
SCP 3008-2
SCP-3008, also known as "the Infinite ikea", is-
@@kidodoesstuff5251 thats the staff
@@kaprix6436 I played that. A worker found me and I left.
'this is my first time. All my friends said it's magical'
That what’s she said
Yeah it really is it’s almost endless
Me:
Plainrock: you know I think this sandwich needs some mustard
Plainrock to his fans: Sarcastic
Plainrock to people in public: Thank you Mam
Objective: Find the exit...
The only thing I hate about this is that
It ends:(
ever heard of SCP-3008?
@@forgenic2700 That brings back Vienam flashbacks.
We made a community called the Boys Base for Boys.
There we're too many employees..so we had to bail out. I was the last one to live.
@@TheYoung_JJ What the frick? Vienam?
@@TheYoung_JJ very sad
@@clonesolar it’s a saying
king is running out of ideas and brain cells...
“first time ikea visit”
I already went to IKEA
"This place is so big I thought it was gonna be small"
Scp-3008?
I like how King pronounced the lingonberry juice as "drykick lingon"
''VIRGIN VISITS IKEA FOR THE FIRST TIME'' that would of been a better title
Frick u billy
@The Weatherman Chris how many youtube channels ask for subscribers in their usernames or in youtube comments Currently: 2M+
6:19
Me: finally a worthy opponent
Our battle will be legendary
Little did King know that he was actually in scp-3008 which is why he got lost
everybody gangsta until the store grows infinite
“Haven’t unlocked that area yet” try being a employee and you get access to the whole store
E
Why does his “hey guys” sounds so similar to austin evans..
Dunno they speak the same?
Lmaooo i never noticed that
HEY GUYS, THIS IS AUSTIN
Yea too bad Austin doesn’t do that intro any more
Ken and plainrock are cousins and ken gave Austin the idea of hey guys
5:12 are we just going to ignore that random kid crying
Sounds like a flipping 6 yr old who’s crying cuz he didn’t get robux lol
no comments
Uuuuuhhhhhh
@@jonathancruz562 bro u cried when u were younger and people prop watned to slap u becuase u were annoying
@@niksr dam y u pressed lol
I can't believe that Ikea is also obsessed with hotdogs in bottles
If I ever go to Sweden and there isn’t just random furniture everywhere I am going to riot.
Don't worry, there is, or is it? I'm Swedish lol
@@turkhamburgaren8331 Swedish meatballs
He needs to make a video called bored smashing an IKEA table.
And then sell it back to IKEA. They would believe it
The collab we never knew we needed
Dude I absolutely love your videos keep up the amazing work bro 😎 💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥
King: *goes to the ikea
King: *sees mustard
King: YES
Everyone else: stares at plainrock
2:45 I thought he was gonna smash the meal LOL 😂
Bored smashing- Ikea meal
@@niphraz6079 LOL Nah. Too embarrassing to do it in public. He could be kicked out by security.😜
smashing it the other way
7:36 this is where Karen finds all the animal crossing new horizons switches
4:59 "free linus tech tip"
I still remember the nostalgia of this place and it’s Swedish meatballs
3:13 *M e a t b a l l*
3:19 *P o t a t o*
3:25 *V E G G I E T A L E S*
3:31 More Dryck Lingon
“I could have been enjoying some fresh IKEA meat balls at home.”
"Dry kick lingon"
- Plainrock124
Happy Birthday, Plainrock124!
Thank you for making vlogs today.
I don’t know why but every time Plainrock uploads a video I always have to watch it 😅
Same
Same
King: “Biggest IKEA in my area!”
Me: “Pathetic, we have the biggest IKEA in Canada!”
lmao Canadian ikeas are humongous
So are UK ones too
Yeah i go to the one in Toronto
Do you take 401?
that infinite ikea mart for scp 3008 in real life bro
1:33 *memories from when he was waiting on the Line at Taco Bell for a xbox series x*
When you getting ads about college and universities.
just install the brave browser then it has no ads
3:25
*v e g g i e t a l e s*
*w e e d e a t e r*
Isn't that the show with the tomato and the cucumber?
@@UrLocalRuckaRuckaAliFan indeed
@@compactflash does it talk about the Bible?
@@UrLocalRuckaRuckaAliFan yes
When he was talking to the cashier, he sounded less sarcastic.
King in the school lunch line
Ashley homestore: BAD
ikea: pog
3:06 i felt that 😭
Mmmh
4:43, My grandpa owns a lumberyard and home supply store, and a kid did that once. That was a fun one to clean up... Shit happens, literally.
That food looks so good I’m drooling 🤤
Adding the word virgin in the thumbnail really rakes in those views.
We all know king didn’t park in the back for that reason. Cmon now
What we here in Germany have Real TV's in the IKEA's 4:20
2:53 As a swede, I love your pronunciation of "Dryck Lingon"
I like how he traveled Phoenix for some mustard
2:00 Literally just a rich school lunch
Bro when I first ate at ikea when I was like 8 the food didn’t taste that bad but, I was confused af why the hell they had food at a IKEA
This doesent feel the same without the employees saying EXcuSE Me ThE StoRE iS noW clOsEd
P l e a s e e x i t t h e s t o r e i m m e d i a t e l y
5:20 :O dem gray pants
3:13 meatball 🙃
Meatball
meatball
potato
Veggietales
IKEA M E A T B A L L
It sounds so funny when you try to say the names on the furniture because they are actually Swedish words and i live in Sweden lol
jag med lol
4:48 in my ikea someone took a shit in that