Why Is There a City Full of Dead Pirates on the Ocean Floor?

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  • @DeeWunnHybrid
    @DeeWunnHybrid 3 года назад +1081

    As a child growing up in Jamaica my grandparents would tell me many a bedtime stories about Port Royal and the Pirates , well done man 💥🙏🏾🇯🇲

    • @soulextract640
      @soulextract640 3 года назад +31

      Take Pride in your Heritage my Friend :-)

    • @unchartedNightmare
      @unchartedNightmare 3 года назад +16

      can you share your favorite one? I'd love to hear about it!

    • @soulextract640
      @soulextract640 3 года назад +26

      @@unchartedNightmare We have a old revolver from the old west from our great grandfather from the 1850s. He was a lawman or a deputy either way that's still cool to know about at least

    • @unchartedNightmare
      @unchartedNightmare 3 года назад +10

      @@soulextract640 that's very dope!

    • @davidlester7066
      @davidlester7066 3 года назад +17

      When Britain was an Empire and ruled the waves ,that period has always fascinated me with stories a from the Caribbean and piracy .I bet your grandparents told the best bedtime stories fella

  • @InnervateMusic
    @InnervateMusic 3 года назад +3099

    Resisted saying Seamen for 13 minutes and 40 seconds.. Impressive.

    • @shelbyparker378
      @shelbyparker378 3 года назад +77

      I laughed way to hard at this. Thank you I needed a good laugh today.

    • @bigworm5024
      @bigworm5024 3 года назад +36

      The bards will tell of it when we're gone. Aye.

    • @cleaner817
      @cleaner817 3 года назад +7

      This is what you’re thinking about? Lol

    • @borissmolic6505
      @borissmolic6505 3 года назад +3

      @@bigworm5024 morning

    • @bfreeman8786
      @bfreeman8786 3 года назад +4

      @@bigworm5024 they still owe you money or weed, Big Worm?

  • @pierrepence9876
    @pierrepence9876 3 года назад +844

    The money gets divided,
    The women get excited,
    And now I'm broke and it's no joke
    It's hard as hell to be a pirate!

    • @skillfulskillz2217
      @skillfulskillz2217 3 года назад +48

      😂🤣🙂 u don't need to be a pirate for that to happen to u these days

    • @BodyMusicification
      @BodyMusicification 3 года назад +13

      @@skillfulskillz2217 I think you do for "the money gets divided part"

    • @winnifredforbes1114
      @winnifredforbes1114 3 года назад +6

      Sheer poetry! 😹

    • @j.s.connolly8579
      @j.s.connolly8579 3 года назад +6

      LOL NICE TAKE on the 80's classic "White Line Fever"! :D

    • @feralbluee
      @feralbluee 3 года назад +1

      @@winnifredforbes1114 ~~ :) ~~

  • @passionthethrillcarny3134
    @passionthethrillcarny3134 3 года назад +356

    "the ground became quicksand allowing no escape and then a tsunami appeared" well that's horrifying

    • @nataliekennedy4646
      @nataliekennedy4646 3 года назад +1

      You think terrifying

    • @bwolfe9040
      @bwolfe9040 2 года назад +8

      Yea there’s a lot of whack ways to die

    • @vilstef6988
      @vilstef6988 2 года назад +6

      Yeah, really escalated quickly!

    • @marcusbrown7817
      @marcusbrown7817 2 года назад +2

      That’ll end the party for sure

    • @randytaiga5878
      @randytaiga5878 2 года назад +3

      Yep. There is an area here where it shows where exactly the city sunk. I think that we can scuba there.

  • @sprj7792
    @sprj7792 3 года назад +1367

    Reminds me of the joke about the stranded pirate." A man came across this pirate near his crashed ship with the steering wheel jammed between his legs, and he asked the pirate 'did you know you have a steering wheel jammed between your legs'? And the pirate replied, 'Ey, it's driving me nuts"...

    • @Gryphon.Taylor
      @Gryphon.Taylor 3 года назад +87

      Dad?

    • @valobrien9596
      @valobrien9596 3 года назад +13

      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @ivomaayne9183
      @ivomaayne9183 3 года назад +9

      MVP comment

    • @Gryphon.Taylor
      @Gryphon.Taylor 3 года назад +23

      @dick dickerson I don’t care it was still funny

    • @subvertgod
      @subvertgod 3 года назад +14

      Just replayed uncharted 4. I'm not proud of how much I laughed when I heard that joke

  • @theuglybiker
    @theuglybiker 3 года назад +1107

    "Why Is There a City Full of Dead Pirates on the Ocean Floor?"
    Would you prefer a city full of live pirates on the ocean floor? That's creepy.

    • @jackdurden466
      @jackdurden466 3 года назад +46

      Nah, I’m sure they’d keep to themselves. Far too many pirates today have guns and probably could wipe out those old timers. Ancient weapons were no match for a few guys with AK-47s.

    • @hebribrown6700
      @hebribrown6700 3 года назад +9

      Rrratatata

    • @chihirocherrybaby2953
      @chihirocherrybaby2953 3 года назад +19

      @@jackdurden466 USA navy vs modern pirates it’s hilarious 😂 the navy turns them into Swiss cheese

    • @deathinthedark5451
      @deathinthedark5451 3 года назад +12

      @@jackdurden466 ehhh i dont know about that their little dingys wouldn’t be a match for those ships and cannons

    • @donelkingii3738
      @donelkingii3738 3 года назад +2

      Good point.

  • @kindredtoast3439
    @kindredtoast3439 3 года назад +684

    "Why Is There a City Full of Dead Pirates on the Ocean Floor?"
    I'm gonna guess they drowned.

    • @bfreeman8786
      @bfreeman8786 3 года назад +12

      Yep- the sand base sunk down and they croaked. Was it luck? I guess that depends on your view of pirates!

    • @knightaaron7
      @knightaaron7 3 года назад +16

      they fell asleeep, and a tidal wave the size of new mexico dropped on by and then everyone adpated ish...lol

    • @itarry4
      @itarry4 3 года назад +8

      Actually most of them died in the days following from the murder, looting and the diseases, injuries he mentioned in the video which occurred after the earthquake sank parts of town. Nice people just doing nice things when they get the chance how surprising.

    • @eachandeverything6460
      @eachandeverything6460 3 года назад +3

      Scoober party went bad!

    • @ShadesApeDJansu
      @ShadesApeDJansu 3 года назад +5

      Maybe dead pirates built it in the sea, much like the pirates of the Carribean scene where the dead roam the sea floor ? And they were so satisfied so they decided to actually die there, since well living as undead in underwater city was no Poseideon story.

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 3 года назад +1205

    10:04,
    Thoughty2: "Drunk, sex-crazed kings."
    Me: "So... kings."

    • @bfreeman8786
      @bfreeman8786 3 года назад +26

      Yep- ain't that the truth...

    • @Xlnjv
      @Xlnjv 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @thatmeme1360
      @thatmeme1360 3 года назад +6

      Yar, a board still be a board.

    • @Fabianwew
      @Fabianwew 3 года назад +6

      Kings are the longest functioning form of society we have had.

    • @cyberium5020
      @cyberium5020 3 года назад +4

      the floor is made out of floor

  • @carmenross7063
    @carmenross7063 3 года назад +52

    I love this guy. His videos are informative, humorous and fun to watch. I've learned a lot from watching them.

  • @mattneuteboom2763
    @mattneuteboom2763 3 года назад +133

    I read the title as "Why Is There a Car Full of Dead Pirates on the Ocean Floor?"
    I immediately imagined a lone sedan resting in the abyss full of skeletons dressed in pirate costumes from some Halloween party gone horribly wrong.

    • @notsoseriousmoonlight
      @notsoseriousmoonlight 3 года назад +9

      Now that made LOL for real! 😂

    • @hazbojangles2681
      @hazbojangles2681 3 года назад +3

      Curse of the black Pearl?

    • @mattneuteboom2763
      @mattneuteboom2763 3 года назад +22

      @@hazbojangles2681 More like Curse of the Black Ford Pinto.

    • @lillysart24
      @lillysart24 2 года назад +1

      That would be such an interesting story!

    • @lillysart24
      @lillysart24 2 года назад +1

      @@mattneuteboom2763 hahahaha this made me lmao

  • @Hot_SaucyXD
    @Hot_SaucyXD 3 года назад +223

    "Hippity hoppity the islands my property" had me rolling!

    • @PostTraumaticSwagDisorder
      @PostTraumaticSwagDisorder 3 года назад +3

      @Drew Harris Russia

    • @casspurrwaspurr4716
      @casspurrwaspurr4716 3 года назад +5

      I read this just as the video reached that point lmao

    • @kyianevvare3541
      @kyianevvare3541 2 года назад +5

      Yes me too, I almost spit out my coffee that line was so good.

    • @brownfox4995
      @brownfox4995 Год назад +1

      I’m gonna use that I’ll be the president / king of Tennessee in a few short months 😂

    • @michaelsenkowsky4172
      @michaelsenkowsky4172 3 месяца назад +1

      That one's of his best lines ever 😂

  • @NaaLaughMuzik
    @NaaLaughMuzik 3 года назад +166

    I’m from Jamaica 🇯🇲
    Thanks for the history class
    You taught me better than my history teacher man

    • @hkweli
      @hkweli 3 года назад +2

      You weren't paying attention in primary school. 🙄

    • @NaaLaughMuzik
      @NaaLaughMuzik 3 года назад +2

      @@hkweli naaah I’m serious

    • @kingbeef396
      @kingbeef396 3 года назад +7

      @@hkweli teachers don't really care they rather give homework, well....from my experience plus we hardly learned about our own country in history class. Im Jamaican btw

    • @evelynzlon9492
      @evelynzlon9492 2 года назад

      The British bribed Jamaican pirates to join their army, which also eliminated them as a threat. Every problem has a solution. In the 19th century, the tiny nation of Estonia underwent a widespread famine. The government enacted an emergency law which prohibited people from abandoning their farms in search of greener pastures elsewhere. In effect, this law prevented Estonian men from deserting their own women, who were largely immobilized by their femininity. This was an indirect national security measure, as it conditioned military-age Estonian men to refuse to financial rewards in exchange for unraveling the security of their dependents.

    • @evelynzlon9492
      @evelynzlon9492 2 года назад

      But in fairness, people of African descent are not Nordic. With so much gold laying under their feet, no amount of defiance, however oblique, was going to succeed at defending the continent against marauders.

  • @MakeMeLo
    @MakeMeLo 3 года назад +299

    This channel is such a gem!

  • @foscogrubb
    @foscogrubb 3 года назад +167

    The wise man built his house upon a rock.
    The foolish man built his house upon the sand.
    And the rain came tumbling down...

    • @ressljs
      @ressljs 2 года назад +8

      I'm guessing the people in Port Royal weren't real big on Bible verses.

  • @randytaiga5878
    @randytaiga5878 2 года назад +9

    I saw the thumbnail and instantly knew that this was Port Royal, Jamaica. I was fascinated when my school trip led us there and ever since then. I've loved learning about the famous pirates whom plundered the Caribbean. The roads in my area are all named after famous privateers who served the British. Well done Thoughty2

  • @ronf8017
    @ronf8017 3 года назад +115

    Funny how people act as if Columbus was the first to ever conquer another's land, As if the act of conquering land had not been happening since the dawn of time. All land is Conquered Land.

    • @ronf8017
      @ronf8017 3 года назад +3

      @Berserking Bishop Are you trying to convince me or others? I agree 👍its kinda my point already all land is conquered land, The indians are still fighting over land with each other in court to this very day...

    • @cheshirecat1212
      @cheshirecat1212 3 года назад +6

      Not Australia. Our indigenous are the only known people there for 40,000 to 60,000 years, making them up there with African bushmen as the oldest humans in the world.

    • @ronf8017
      @ronf8017 3 года назад +7

      @@cheshirecat1212 But even the tribes fought over land/resources as did the American Indians. This is not an exclusive thing to colonizing nation.

    • @ronf8017
      @ronf8017 3 года назад +6

      @@cheshirecat1212 And FYI the African tribes are still fighting each other over land/resources to this very day..

    • @deaconstjohn4842
      @deaconstjohn4842 3 года назад +1

      @@ronf8017 nah she didn't get it, don't waste your time

  • @cameronmorris3092
    @cameronmorris3092 3 года назад +189

    I’m proud to say that we have a close connection to this story. John Even Morris was one of Capt Morgan’s Officers. He was sent to goal for attacking Spain and then pardoned and given his own vessel to be apart of the “Privateer” force. The Name John Even Morris was passed down all the way to my G’dad. The dropped the Evan for my dad, the. Dropped the whole name for me. This story fascinates me. I can’t wait to delve deeper....so to speak

    • @danielblack8056
      @danielblack8056 3 года назад +20

      That's actualy really awesome. They should have kept the name going though!

    • @Cicrosed
      @Cicrosed 3 года назад +11

      There's always room for more good stories in your bloodline. Contribute yourself, to your fascinating family storyline. :D

    • @bfreeman8786
      @bfreeman8786 3 года назад +4

      @@danielblack8056 we have a local Morris playing Left winger for both Seattle Sounders FC & National team. Sort of qualifies as a pirate or privateer...

    • @danielblack8056
      @danielblack8056 3 года назад +4

      @@bfreeman8786 I love Morris bro

    • @debbiehenri345
      @debbiehenri345 3 года назад +7

      Revitalize the original name for your (future?) son. John is timeless, and Even just makes it that little bit different from the usual modern names.
      My dad had a name passed down through his family for 800 years (except for a spot of Anglicisation), and it ended when he had 2 daughters. Always thought it rather a pity that I would see the end of that branch of the family.

  • @theplagueofpestilence8504
    @theplagueofpestilence8504 3 года назад +965

    Me who lives in Jamaica: Fucking finally someone is talking about our under-water pirate city.
    *Killer Queen has already touched the read more button.*

  • @collettlitchard7690
    @collettlitchard7690 3 года назад +829

    I dunno, the history of world currencies sounds like it could be a pretty lucrative video topic 💵💶💷💴🤑 I'd watch it 👀

    • @mediabox8280
      @mediabox8280 3 года назад +12

      Agreed! :)

    • @pootatoot
      @pootatoot 3 года назад +5

      Yes that would be amazing.

    • @katekendall6574
      @katekendall6574 3 года назад +4

      Here here!! Neeeeed to see thatbone now 🤣🤣

    • @maiaallman4635
      @maiaallman4635 3 года назад +3

      Definitely

    • @jamesvonblitza7395
      @jamesvonblitza7395 3 года назад +12

      The story of self imposed slavery uh sorry “money” people say history is of vital importance to not remake past mistakes. Somebody needs to shed light on the biggest mistake currency.

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 года назад +25

    Wow this is a crazy story!!
    This channel has given me more info than all my history classes.. not to mention makes learning fun too

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 3 года назад +18

    There's actually strong evidence Columbus was NOT Italian by birth, but rather Portuguese. He didn't speak or write in Italian. Many of the places he named were named after cities in Portugal. And even on his death bed he refused to answer questions about his lineage and upbringing.

    • @robch.2901
      @robch.2901 2 года назад +10

      No, the name of the cities are in SPANISH all of them our language might sound similar but is not the same. Second , he was Genovese, he talked and wrote Genovese. Italians usually back on those days were pron to use their dialects, even today. The only thing that links Portuguese and Colón was his studies of navigation in Portugal.

    • @IrkenExile
      @IrkenExile 2 года назад

      Not to mention none of the portraits of him (at least those in this video) were painted in his lifetime. I think there's only one actual painting of him done while he was alive, by an artist in the Caribbean that he knew. I have to say, he didn't look anything like I would have expected.

  • @bon7029
    @bon7029 3 года назад +69

    2 pieces of 8 was called 2 bits, and so was a quarter.
    Suddenly "Shave and a hair cut, 2 bits" makes sense.

    • @j.s.connolly8579
      @j.s.connolly8579 3 года назад +3

      YEP! EXACTLY! :D My Dad used to say, "Here's two bits... go buy... {whatever he wanted me to get?} So YES IT IS or WAS a REAL THING!
      It's and "OLD WORLD" Expression! But still sometimes used! I Use it and I've taught my Grand Kids the term and THEY use it! And when people ask them about it THEY can pass on the History! Kind of Neat I think?! :D

  • @nannettefreeman7331
    @nannettefreeman7331 3 года назад +15

    I'm a direct descendant of Captain William Henry Ricketts, the only commander from Cromwell's Jamaican campaign who received a large tract of land on the island (there were 6, I believe) in gratitude for their service, to actually MOVE to Jamaica, live on his land in the Parish of Saint Elizabeth, raise 12 children, & ultimately die of old age there (although possibly "at sea") in 1703. The others were merely absentee landlords of their lucrative sugar cane plantations. He made it his home, & his children did as well.

  • @traktor8513
    @traktor8513 3 года назад +189

    Imagine all the treasure that was washed out to sea. Might have to get my scuba gear out.

    • @joejones9520
      @joejones9520 3 года назад +28

      items come up for sale on ebay sometimes, I almost bought a ring, wish I had, the water is very polluted in the bay and that is one reason why there arent a lot of relics; it's dangerous to dive.

    • @romariowilliams3893
      @romariowilliams3893 3 года назад +40

      Im jamaican and apart of the local myth is that the pirates hid there gold In. Church in the center of town. That was the last straw and GOD got pissed (as he normally does, like seriously what with the big guy constantly loosing his cool). It is said that the church is still intact and all the gold is still there but local scuba divers say that the church became a breeding ground for octopi. So no one can ever get treasure out.
      Jamaica is beautiful place filled with rich history. I recommend everyone to visit there. Another big part of Jamaican history are mermaids (when I was a child I feel out of a boat and before I lost con I saw something swam to me as I sink. With longvflowing hair and feminine feature. I woke up on a beach about half a mile away from where I was over board. I could of just hallucinated when I was about to lose consciousness and just got washed up unsure but I'm pretty convinced that I was saved by a mermaid.

    • @jackdurden466
      @jackdurden466 3 года назад +9

      @@joejones9520 that’s incredible! I just posted a comment about the fact that there absolutely should be an enormous amount of booty down there. And something is keeping it from being found, excavated, etc. cannot imagine the value in today’s world.

    • @joejones9520
      @joejones9520 3 года назад +7

      @@jackdurden466 if you go to ebay and search "port royal pirate" it takes you to some listing of artifacts from there, some rings and few other things. They look real, seems to be a reputable seller. It seems dumb to pay a hundred bucks for an old ugly ring but then if you imagine that maybe Blackbeard was near that ring at one time, maybe touched it, maybe originally stole it, it becomes enticing.

    • @rustingflamberge
      @rustingflamberge 3 года назад +7

      @@joejones9520 they could have nabbed that ring from an antique shop though, no knowing it really came from the port

  • @Kimbledotcom
    @Kimbledotcom 3 года назад +11

    The ’Pieces of Eight' comes from the Spanish 'Etas' coin. The Peso was the 'Spanish Dollar'. The now defunk Pesetas modern coin, comes from the mix of Peso and Etas. De Nada. Pablo

  • @chairde
    @chairde 3 года назад +152

    “ 2 bits, 4 bits, 6 bits a dollar”...young girls sang that when jumping rope when I was a child.

    • @momcat2223
      @momcat2223 3 года назад +20

      In Texas, we also had a cheer: "Two bit, four bits, six bits, a dollar! All for the [insert team name here], stand up and holler!"

    • @chitownphxman
      @chitownphxman 3 года назад +8

      When I was a kid it was "first pizza at regular price, $5 for each additional".
      "Pizza" was replaced with "hookers" in school. Apparently, hookers were more expensive in Jamaica in the 1600's! 😂

    • @sonjastarr1364
      @sonjastarr1364 3 года назад +9

      Two bits, four bits, six bits a peso! All for Zorro stand up and say so!

    • @lukejo7994
      @lukejo7994 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @lukejo7994
      @lukejo7994 3 года назад +1

      1 2 freddy's coming 4 u 3 4 better luck the door

  • @mikaaalto3135
    @mikaaalto3135 3 года назад +222

    "Times sure were tough before Pornhub." Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @andrewgreen4615
      @andrewgreen4615 3 года назад +8

      That had me in stitches lol

    • @jackalope2302
      @jackalope2302 3 года назад +12

      Now things are
      ...
      Harder

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic 3 года назад +4

      It was free real-estate for lewd artists back then, if the Fisherman's wife drawing is anything to go by XD

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 года назад +6

      Classical art: It's just Old Porn

    • @roddyteague6246
      @roddyteague6246 3 года назад +4

      But things were still hard before Pornhub?!

  • @bensk8in467
    @bensk8in467 2 года назад +3

    I’ll never forget visiting Jamaica and a local resident who worked at the resort told me all about it. He said God sank it because he hated what happened there. I was fascinated. It’s the first I ever learned of it and have viewed it’s remains on satellite maps numerous times since. A story to be taken seriously.

  • @doit9575
    @doit9575 9 месяцев назад +1

    It's interesting to see that this is pretty much how they portrayed Tortuga in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Definitely one of my favorite movie franchises

  • @MysticRamblings
    @MysticRamblings 3 года назад +35

    "Why Is There a City Full of Dead Pirates on the Ocean Floor?"
    I'd be more surprised if there wasn't.

    • @bfreeman8786
      @bfreeman8786 3 года назад +1

      Ahh!! It was YOU! The Jersey Devil killed the Pirates!

  • @NathanLeeAnimations
    @NathanLeeAnimations 3 года назад +85

    13:28 "Sleeping with a prostitute doesn't count when you're time travelling" with a thumbs up by a guy in a suit! had me laughing then questioning the rules of time travel. To many questions to few answers.

  • @billammann9807
    @billammann9807 Месяц назад

    I may not make a comment very often, but I seriously appreciate the fact that you are the narrative of this and all of your RUclips videos. And I love the information that you share with us all.

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez 3 года назад +1

    The invention of privateering was absolute genius.
    Also what about all those pieces of 8 that got spent in there?

  • @Annadawn22
    @Annadawn22 3 года назад +28

    “Sleeping with prostitutes doesn’t count when you’re time-traveling” 😅😅

  • @saifabidalbloushi
    @saifabidalbloushi 3 года назад +146

    Anyone noticed Arran's latest obsession with pirates, ships and seas?😂😂
    Edit: i never got 100+ likes before..thanks yall😂🙌🏻

    • @taimoorakhtar785
      @taimoorakhtar785 3 года назад +2

      😂

    • @Notsoloud5.7
      @Notsoloud5.7 3 года назад +5

      Good been watching black sails lol its like he knew 🤣

    • @fsdfgasgfisd
      @fsdfgasgfisd 3 года назад +8

      I do know that the drastic drop and utter demise of the number of pirates is directly linked to climate change. One can see that as the number of pirates drop the planet warms. The faster the drop the faster the rate of warming.

    • @J8den
      @J8den 3 года назад +5

      I feel like he just picks a category and goes from there till he has no more to do for that topic

    • @fsdfgasgfisd
      @fsdfgasgfisd 3 года назад +6

      He's a true pastafarian believer. Pirates are the world's savior.

  • @HollylandProductions
    @HollylandProductions 3 года назад +4

    I like how this dude makes interesting history kinda funny with the weird and funny captions
    This dude is amazing

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee 3 года назад +1

    2 bits was still in use in 1930’s, i think. because i remember that, in New York city’s non-upper classes, 2 bits was used a lot. i don’t know when that stopped, but by the ‘60’s at the very latest, it was gone. “That’ll be 2 bits, fella.”
    as somebody mentioned before me - here’s a sort of song that i remember, too: - wish i could sing it for you - “Shave and haircut - two bits!” :)

  • @CraftAero
    @CraftAero 3 года назад +29

    1:50 Queen "Elizabella" ?
    Is that a Thoughty2 Easter egg ?

  • @Commenter26
    @Commenter26 3 года назад +121

    I would tell you a joke about a pirate and his bird, but it would just get parroted

    • @MrChristianDT
      @MrChristianDT 3 года назад +9

      I saw a commercial dressed as a pirate at a Medieval Fair once. He ran out of material & started doing a Jack Sparrow impersonation, then suddenly said "No, I can't be Jack Sparrow... That would be piracy."

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 года назад +1

      My present day parrot: "SQUACK! Get the money. Dollah Dollah Bill, Y'all"
      The translation may have changed, but the message remains the same

    • @predaR6
      @predaR6 3 года назад

      😭😭

    • @gate5885
      @gate5885 3 года назад

      @Odd haven He included bird, so he must have meant parroted. But Pirated would have been better.

    • @audreejamie4873
      @audreejamie4873 3 года назад

      Har har har

  • @PandoraKyss
    @PandoraKyss 3 года назад +1

    PROTIP - The one guy who was all 'I thought you wanted this island' is Admiral William Penn, the father of the William Penn who founded my city of Philadelphia. There's a thirty-seven foot tall statue of the man perched atop our City Hall. I'd imagine that such a thing would demolish his Quaker sensibilities - that and he's dressed like a dandy.

  • @mitchf9588
    @mitchf9588 3 года назад +4

    I lived/worked there for two months, really insane history and cool to explore

  • @lamajigmeg
    @lamajigmeg 3 года назад +10

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition thank you for the delightful Monty Python reference

  • @mehdihassan8316
    @mehdihassan8316 3 года назад +32

    1st title, in case he changes it: "Why is the Last Ever Pirate City Now Underwater?
    "

  • @spennshell
    @spennshell 3 года назад +2

    I grew up in Jamaica and I couldn’t imagine that place was like this back in the day I been there once though and even now some building are still tilted and other half way down I the ground

  • @dontletyourmemesbedreams2355
    @dontletyourmemesbedreams2355 3 года назад +1

    Can we actually get a video on the history of global currencies? As a coin collector, I'd absolutely LOVE that.

  • @Nickfromthe816
    @Nickfromthe816 3 года назад +31

    "Yarrrrr! Me crotch burns!"😂😂😂

  • @scottjackson1420
    @scottjackson1420 3 года назад +4

    Your videos are so enjoyable. I discovered this channel a couple of months ago. I'm now working my way through your old videos. Keep 'em coming!

  • @isabelv3708
    @isabelv3708 3 года назад +12

    Can you please start doing RIFs again I miss them so much!😭

  • @ky-passley4769
    @ky-passley4769 3 года назад +2

    As a Jamaican I never thought anyone had any interest in port royle since everytime people talked about sunken cities no one in other countries ever brings up our sunken city. Dispute it being next to our airport.

  • @trog.lodyte
    @trog.lodyte 3 года назад +2

    Visited Port Royal 3 years ago. Walked the same wall in Fort Charles where Horatio Nelson would scan the horizon for Spanish sails. The fort is now quite a distance from the shore as the land has built up seaward. There are graveyards containing many British soldiers and sailors which are not tooo high above sea level. Was weird to see crabs scuttling about the graveyard.

  • @meandtheboisvlogs8109
    @meandtheboisvlogs8109 3 года назад +21

    "Their bones in the ocean, forever will be"

  • @7rll3br28
    @7rll3br28 3 года назад +7

    "knees deep in sea men"
    Wouldn't you like that, swedish boy?!

  • @TDFMonster40K
    @TDFMonster40K 3 года назад +2

    I hope it does become a heritage site. It's a major part of human history. We need to document and try to preserve as much as we can. Let's be honest here you could throw a dart at any city back then and hit a major blackspot of our history but that makes it just that much more relevant and important to save. How else are future generations going to learn what not to do if we hide/censor our own history just because it makes us upset. That's literally the point, you read/learn about it hate what happened and swear to never repeat the same mistake but if you never learn the nitty-gritty you'll never know the bad and good outcomes. Edit: typos

  • @jackmainwood8119
    @jackmainwood8119 3 года назад +44

    “Sounds like hull” 😂😂😂

    • @kieran00081
      @kieran00081 3 года назад +2

      Mans dissing my city what a bellend

    • @nathantorresstanevil6958
      @nathantorresstanevil6958 3 года назад

      Hilarious lmao🤣

    • @masonharkness6437
      @masonharkness6437 3 года назад

      I was looking for this comment lol if you know you know

    • @wokedream9837
      @wokedream9837 3 года назад

      Jamaican here I support manchester united and hull city fc too 🇯🇲🇯🇲

  • @IamINERT
    @IamINERT 3 года назад +9

    Finally a video about my country :D
    (Jamaica)

  • @mrmelon4444
    @mrmelon4444 2 года назад +3

    Bruh no one gonna take about how port royal was literally the island town in pirates of the Caribbean😭

  • @thecanaanite
    @thecanaanite 2 года назад +1

    What you get if you mix bunch of rich pirates and a town with free reign is called the most epic rap video

  • @earlthegamer7429
    @earlthegamer7429 3 года назад +17

    They remind me of those drowned zombies from Minecraft

  • @BigDrill39
    @BigDrill39 3 года назад +3

    Seamen....HAHAHA You caught me off guard and i actually laughed.

  • @Michels1
    @Michels1 2 года назад +2

    Its mind blowing to think that this only happened a couple of centuries ago. I would love to be on a pirate ship to see what it wouldve been like to live as a pirate.

    • @williamshaw8106
      @williamshaw8106 Год назад +1

      Work for a month, get injured or dead, piss it all away in a few days..then right back out..

  • @TheCpadron19
    @TheCpadron19 3 года назад +83

    Imagine
    British: No Takesies Backsies!
    Spanish: Damn why didn't we think of that!?

    • @19ars92
      @19ars92 3 года назад +2

      [Spain colonizes uncharted territories]
      British: its free real state

  • @henryspadt6160
    @henryspadt6160 3 года назад +7

    I’m an American and nobody I know has ever called or calls a quarter 2 bits

    • @baldeagle5297
      @baldeagle5297 3 года назад +3

      It's not as common as it was, but I hear it occasionally.

    • @fossillife8372
      @fossillife8372 3 года назад

      This is Dustin Morgan from Coin Opp i have been in the coin industry in america for over 30 years. I write books on coins. I make videos on coins. I spend my springs and summers traveling the usa attending coin shows. NO ONE calls us quarters 2 bits. I have NEVER EVER EVEN ONE SINGLE TIME HAVE I HEARD SOMEONE CALL IT THAT. Thats an english thing and probably something people who were born in the late 1800s might of called them that.....but...no. That is not a saying or thing here whatsoever.

    • @nincompup86
      @nincompup86 3 года назад +2

      You've never heard anyone knock, "Shave and a haircut, 2 bits"?! ruclips.net/video/zWbjP_ahuB4/видео.html
      I suppose you could have heard it and not known what it was...

    • @baldeagle5297
      @baldeagle5297 3 года назад +3

      @@fossillife8372 You never heard someone say, "I'm going to put my two bits in"? I have.

  • @boburwell9921
    @boburwell9921 3 года назад +1

    Pirates often captured ships loaded with exotic silks and materials suitable for royalty. A frightening sight. A pirate dressed in royal clothing

  • @gillmccuddy
    @gillmccuddy 3 года назад +16

    I bet theres still some treasure there, waiting to be found.

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 3 года назад

      Doubt it that area been dived thousands of times. Most of which were over the months following the sinking.

    • @rjthapoet1036
      @rjthapoet1036 3 года назад +1

      Allegedly there is still treasure down there most of which can't be move because of some ancient magic or something of that sort as a Jamaican you hear these stories a lot.

  • @maddieb.8514
    @maddieb.8514 3 года назад +8

    I vote yes for a video on the history on the worlds currency!!

  • @warwick936
    @warwick936 3 года назад +28

    “Sounds a bit like Hull!” I’m crying

    • @jackzy4968
      @jackzy4968 3 года назад +1

      That killed me off😂 he's been down Hessle road on a night out

    • @seventysue8090
      @seventysue8090 3 года назад

      Whats hull?

    • @Davey-Boyd
      @Davey-Boyd 3 года назад +3

      @@seventysue8090 A port city in North East England

    • @Katietoo
      @Katietoo 3 года назад +1

      Me, too! My family are from Grimsby, so I get the joke! 😂

    • @seventysue8090
      @seventysue8090 3 года назад +1

      @@Davey-Boyd thanks

  • @BurgessFamilyRanch
    @BurgessFamilyRanch Год назад +6

    Very good material and well presented! Probably your best video on quite a while! Loved it. Keep up the good work, sir!

  • @joemackey8859
    @joemackey8859 3 года назад +1

    There is a skipping song-chant that I remember from my childhood. 2 bits 4 bits 6 bits a dollar. There were various lines after that, mostly invented on the spot, but it's interesting to find out where the local idioms came from.

    • @joemackey8859
      @joemackey8859 3 года назад

      The girls mostly used the next line " I charge 16 bits to make you holler " it's hilarious that they were saying that you can sleep with me for 2 dollars without even understanding the words coming out of their mouths.

  • @trolleymouse
    @trolleymouse 3 года назад +11

    Surprised you didn't mention that two bits was all you needed for a shave and a haircut ...

    • @truemility7919
      @truemility7919 3 года назад +1

      Today you need 80 pieces of eight for a haircut 😄

  • @nsn876
    @nsn876 2 года назад +1

    Jamaican history is interesting and colourful. There are still forts in port royal today. And partially sunken building from the earth quake. You can also go diving to view the city.

  • @lavendardust
    @lavendardust 2 года назад +1

    Hilarious, " Hippity, Hoppity, the Island's my property." LOL LOL

  • @daniellipp2883
    @daniellipp2883 3 года назад +4

    You’d be an amazing history teacher/professor.

  • @richardsharp6875
    @richardsharp6875 3 года назад +4

    that was a lot of fun AND an excellent history lesson. Thank you

  • @nancydrew1882
    @nancydrew1882 11 месяцев назад

    Hands down one of my most favourite places in Jamaica. It’s a wonderful and interesting tourist attraction. Please go visit. The old ruins are still there and the sunken city is frozen in time.

  • @chacha-vp9ux
    @chacha-vp9ux 3 года назад +2

    Port royal is actually filled with gold because many pirates buried there treasure there and a lot of other valuable things. But no one can take the gold because it’s Spanish gold and they were stolen by English pirates and both sides don’t want to split the money so it just stays there

  • @paddy1225
    @paddy1225 3 года назад +4

    You should definitely do a video on the origin and history of money!!!

  • @caincha
    @caincha 3 года назад +4

    After I realised I can see these videos at 1.25 speed and still feel normal I never went back lol

    • @noisyguest5249
      @noisyguest5249 3 года назад +1

      Wow it actually sounds normal.....

    • @MrThecosmicpope
      @MrThecosmicpope 3 года назад +1

      At 0.5 he sounds very drunk 😂

    • @caincha
      @caincha 3 года назад

      @@noisyguest5249 Right? Been doing this for quite a while and now when I go to normal speed it sounds weird 😂

  • @alkaliwreck2474
    @alkaliwreck2474 2 года назад

    "It was still piracy, it just wasn't illegal now... like quantitative easing."
    Shoots fired XD love it

  • @tombirmingham7033
    @tombirmingham7033 3 года назад +1

    Hello for the Cayman Islands.
    my cousins went to go salvage that place decades ago. locals came out shooting trying to rob their boats.

  • @yash1e5
    @yash1e5 3 года назад +2

    Great video thanks, i always loved 1600-1700century and golden age of piracy

  • @Bnkoomen1
    @Bnkoomen1 2 года назад

    The humor, storytelling, enthusiasm, facts, the analogies... brilliant!

  • @HGShurtugal
    @HGShurtugal 3 года назад +4

    This might make me believe in divine retribution

  • @anti-air-conditioning
    @anti-air-conditioning 2 года назад

    I appreciate all the work you do, but I showed this video to my brother and he thought he heard 42 here. This video is one of my favorites. Good stuff as always. Keep it up.

  • @kelraven
    @kelraven 2 года назад

    Just started listening to your book on Audible. I’m only in the preface and I love it already. Really enjoy listening to your stories and history. Thanks for writing it!!!

  • @justarandombird
    @justarandombird 3 года назад +17

    Fun fact: London acctually became wealthy cus of piracy and "trade" (mostly piracy tho)

    • @horuslupercal6952
      @horuslupercal6952 3 года назад +5

      Yes they just called it privateering though LOL

  • @whynottalklikeapirat
    @whynottalklikeapirat 3 года назад +7

    The proper question is "why wouldn't tharr be!?"

  • @willkerslake8820
    @willkerslake8820 Год назад

    "Hippity hoppity, that's my property..." Had me in stitches...🤣🤣

  • @petergant8767
    @petergant8767 3 года назад +1

    So, it's the FIRST Disneyland for Pirates, and, OTHER adults, ever!?

  • @danielr3310
    @danielr3310 3 года назад +6

    Most cities produce a lot of gases but this one has nothing but arrrr gone! 🏴‍☠️

  • @01DOGG01
    @01DOGG01 3 года назад +5

    Sounds like a great place to dive and dig for treasure. Wish I had the means.

    • @01DOGG01
      @01DOGG01 2 года назад

      @@chronotone833 Depends how deep it is and the composition of the stuff it's buried in. If oxygen levels are low, things can survive for a very long time. Gold is pretty much immune to rust anyhow.
      As for silver oxide, you can heat it to produce silver and oxygen. Not sure how economical that is though, if at all.

  • @fearsoftears2326
    @fearsoftears2326 3 года назад +2

    I like this, it’s informative but cool and interesting at the same time

  • @brandinburts3147
    @brandinburts3147 7 месяцев назад +1

    “Buy my book” fucking SENT ME😂

  • @MichiKNY
    @MichiKNY 3 года назад +4

    So in other words, if you signed up as a privateer, instead of being chased for raiding a ship, you’d be thanked....

    • @Moopsy122
      @Moopsy122 3 года назад

      no you turn into an assassin and hunt pirate templars

    • @MichiKNY
      @MichiKNY 3 года назад

      @@Moopsy122 bru

  • @MrGeoffHilton
    @MrGeoffHilton 3 года назад +5

    If you remember every video you have ever done then you'll be the most intelligent person on the planet!

  • @cody-en7nt
    @cody-en7nt Год назад

    That crack about a 12 yr old smoking 3 packs of smokes a day....lmao...brutally stunted. ....thank you...made my week.

  • @dennycoke7699
    @dennycoke7699 3 года назад +1

    I Am a Jamaican thanks for the history cause they don't teach us this in school 🇯🇲

  • @Jake.tm_politics
    @Jake.tm_politics 3 года назад +5

    So that's why the rum is called capitan morgan. Nice 👍🏻

  • @80WooR
    @80WooR 3 года назад +6

    Jokes on us I guess, now the pirates are leading the world.

    • @videonaj
      @videonaj 3 года назад +1

      If you mean government taxes, then I agree with you. If you mean the companies they built your phone, laptop, house or car then perhaps you should give them away if they are evil. Sleep under a tree or a lean to if you want to remove money or exchange from your life. I'd like to exchange something for your car... would you accept 1200 chickens?

    • @80WooR
      @80WooR 3 года назад

      @@videonaj Oh, you don't know? Then it's a rabbit hole not worth jumping in. You might go full-on insane.
      I'll just leave you with two hints and you can make of that what you will:
      Steinbart media group
      Amorphous archive

  • @ipellaers
    @ipellaers 3 года назад +6

    Don't know how you've managed to miss this, but there appears to be a slug reclining on your upper lip.

  • @kyianevvare3541
    @kyianevvare3541 2 года назад

    Ok that hippity hoppity line was hilarious. I almost spit out my coffee.