Beating Every Boss in ULTRAKILL Without Moving (Robot too thicc it cannot move)
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2022
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Took about 11 hours to do this. (i'm bad) 
Игры
Gabriel: "You will be inanimate once more..."
V1: "Already am."
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True tho
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@@user-gt2mq2py2pwhy are you like this
Something about Minos Prime saying “Weak” with such disdain in the middle of being two-shot by V1 is hilarious
"what are you going to do, stab me?"
- quote from man stabbed
“what are you going to do, not stab me?”
- quote from man not stabbed
"what are you going to do, two-shot me?"
- quote from man two-shotted
pinos mrime
He is disappointed that he wasn't able to ones shot him.
> Minos prime calls you useless,
> You dissapear half of his health,
> Minos prime calls you WEAK,
> You evaporate him.
im pretty sure when Minos Prime says "WEAK" he is shunning his own powerlessness.
keep in mind he has endured a hopeless torture for quite a while and had to struggle with his own powerlessness to overcome it.
Correct son🤤🤤🤤
You did not have to use that emoji
(It made it look way weirder)
Nah use it more
@@gamingchair2327wait it did???
Gabriel beaten twice by a machine that is crippled 💀
😅
"beaten by a crippled machine, TWICE!?"
Canon
Every boss got beaten by a machine on a wheelchair
"Beaten by a Microwave on FUCKING WHEELS, TWICE?!"
3:58 "This is one of the game's first actual hard bosses"
v2 first phase was ironically alot more painful for me to beat
Same. Gabriel has simple patterns, V2 doesn't
Meanwhile I P ranked 3-2 violent within 5 hours of booting up the game
Guess my 1k hours of scout TF2 helped a lot
@@leonhardtbelgar2468 I did something like that after I bought the game on steam
yes I cracked the game and I did everything possible in the game in the crack and now that I was able to actually buy the game im redoing it all
its alot easier when you already did it and you know how to play the game
@@Maratona-tt4go honestly ultrakill is one of those games I cracked not because the price isn’t worth it, but because I don’t want to spend it
@@comediccomrade5716 I bought it cuz I care alot about the game, and I heard that steam achievements will be coming sometime in the future
not only that but I wont get my data wiped every update that releases
Ultrakill is a game that prides itself on its incredible agility and technical movement options. Doing this challenge took this game's status up from "Best fucking game ever" to "Bester fucking game ever" because you were able to completely negate all of what made it so great, which is great
If after best is bester, the next would be bestest
And then bestester. And then bestestest. And then bestestester. And then bestestestest. And then
@@SunnyPopsiclesYou just completely ruined the English language
@@nachorodriguez6380not like its a bad thing tho
From full auto to fuller auto
@@SunnyPopsiclesthis also assumes below best is beer
for the Sisyphean Insurrectionist, there were 2 things you could have done to fight him easier than you didn't do, you could have either used all 3 power ups to melt him with your damage or just turn off the sun itself with one of the level's secrets
“nah bruh too hot out here, turn off rq”
“aight”
AND THEN THE SUN WENT OUT
@@nidus7274 probably that's how sun disabling was added to greed layer. Just some random angel wanted to do that
he could have also stood on the glass at the red skull location, and used the whiplash to put it in the thing across the map. this spawns in the insurrectionist and he targets you to the glass. this causes him to jump and send him into the abyss below. to avoid dying, the virtue near the start of the level could have been saved so that he could move away from the glass without moving. alternatively, you could get the secret blood orb, then use one of the maurices that spawn in to shoot at you and explode you away from the glass right as the insurrectionist falls in.
He even tried ricoshot with screwdriver lol
@@fordalels no grapple though?
I'm a speedrunner and even I don't know how to properly deadcoin the Minos Prime fight. Crazy dedication to the gimmick run, mad respect.
Mans proven that even game journalists are able to play this game with no knowledge of basic movement
well, if they know the right combat tech
@@francenkovcan5211 gun
Not if they are underneath a condiment
@@jojogacha974above the mustard
This man has gone farther than i dared to, respect.
He forgot the rodents😢😢😢😢😢
@@Repetitivestrain-of2zy _it was impossible_
@@Repetitivestrain-of2zy 16:52
for the ferryman fight - you can break idols with the knuckleblaster's shockwaves
Pretty sure you couldn't on release day
You don’t even have to fight them you can just give him a coin and then he’s out
@@EnigmaticMiss That's not really _beating_ the boss, is it?
@@lonelyshpee7873 You beat him financially. You bribe him until he gives you the win!
@@fluffy7358 Fair enough.
for gabriel part 2; i literally got so mad at all the attacks i just stood there letting him beat me up and then i started punching back and suddenly realized "oh my god is this actually a strat", and then i actually killed him without moving and got so mad yet laughed so much at it
0:55 Malicous face
1:00 Swordsmachine
1:11 Cerberus, Gruardian of hell x2
1:27 Swordsmachine Tundra and Swordsmachine Agony
1:43 Hideous Mass
2:08 V2 1 Part
2:40 Hand
2:55 The Corpse of King Minos
3:59 Gabriel, Judge of hell
4:54 Sisyphean Insurrectionist
6:00 Mysterious Druid Kinght (& Owl)
6:29 V2 2 Part
7:10 Flesh Prison
9:27 Minos Prime
11:39 Ferryman
13:09 Leviathan
14:06 Insurrectionist Angry and Insurrectionist Rude
14:47 Hideous Mass x2
15:45 Gabriel, The apostate of hate
16:52 Cancerous Rodent
16:57 Very Cancerous Rodent
Cancerous rodent the hardest boss
Idk how he did it
I swear V2 is made out of paper. V2's 2nd fight just immediately ends upon doing anything with decently high damage. I wish that V2's HP increased with higher dificulties
Setting up traps is just overpowered against bossfight cutscenes
I Remember when playing dying to him a lot with his life 1/2 or 3/4 of the way, and trying to keep resources to the second health bar, terrified of what it could be. I was quite disappointed with the easy second phase, but it was pretty cool.
Far as I can tell, ignoring phase 2 because its a joke, the rematch with V2 has the HP of like, a singular phase of Gabriel. Most bosses have more HP than it.
It makes sense though. Sure, it is modified for durability, but its still based on a glass cannon model. It's just you with more durable plating. And considering you're super flimsy and entirely reliant on your healing and agility, a moderately less flimsy version that can't heal at all isn't going to stand much of a chance if the opponent manages to reliably hit it.
The info on V2 says that V2's durability is weaker than V1's body. What I meant by weaker durability is that, the robot can be lighter than V1, but with the less durable armor, V2 is a tad bit faster than V1. Yes, V2 is like made it paper. The info also says that V2 is also an abandoned prototype robot.
@@Sword_Master41 You got it backwards. V1 has thinner armor to fit the on-the-fly refueling system, while V2 has sturdier armor instead to compensate, as it was built as a security robot instead of a war machine meant for an active battlefield. Both of them are prototypes, hence why there's only one of each.
he forgor the rat
Indeed he did
Unbelievable
Watch the end of the video.
Watch 16:52
Also, the reason you're in the desert is because the egyptians were greedy, using gold for lots of stuff, so as the layer is called greed it takes place there
Also because the sand is gold dust
@Dolfan 2 it is dante inferno, or at least I think it was confirmed, well Hakita did say there was Dante's Inferno inspiration too
Problem is, Big Ben is there too buried in the sands
@@yahnmahn9035 Britain is hell too, god just threw it there cuz he didn't know where to put it
@@yahnmahn9035 I think the idea is that it's many of mankind's greatest monuments and civilizations, formed from greed and brought down by greed.
I somehow find this more impressive than movement. You literally found the best way to employ DPS fast enough before you get hit.
>You literally found the best way to employ DPS fast enough before you get hit
beating V2 after learning how to deal damage and move: 🥱
2, 2, RMB, RMB, RMB, ..., Shift+LMB, dodge, RMB, RMB, RMB, Shift+LMB, repeat previous steps as long as V2 is alive: ✅✅😎👊
@@user-uj4gr9ql4m the solution to cheese both v2 fights is deadass coins
i repeated current steps, he just shot me with coins, directions unclear.@@user-uj4gr9ql4m
U can use explosions to kill the leviathan, same thing with the druid. Wait till the leviathan will make the projectile spam and then just projectile boost in his mouth as much as u can
Rocket launcher is the best for countering projectile spam. So many people are sleeping on it as a utility weapon.
Mal rail fastest for leviathan
This whole video I was confused on how I recognized your voice, took my about halfway through I realised who you were.
It's kind of crazy how much your content has changed despite the style persisting. Great content as always
for the ferryman fight, i might try, before breaking the idol, doing a ton of coin parrying + deadcoining and finishing by using the knuckleblaster's knuckleblast to blast the supercoin into orbit. then, stand sort of on top of the idol such that when you punch it, it flings you out of the arena, and midair, throw and shoot a new coin to hit the supercoin and beat the ferryman's first phase, opening the invisible box and letting you fall into the water where you can respawn next to the 2nd idol
If I had a coin for every ultrakill fan with a Niko pfp, I'd have 4 coins, which isn't much, but it's enough to oneshot a Cerberus
@BlaixenU darn; the intermediate coin was honestly just for convenience, though, because hitting the supercoin midair sounds hard. but if it has to be done, it has to be done.
@@zelzmiy lmao
i was thinking just to do core boosts
For the Sisyphean Insurrectionist, you should make it night time first with the moon totem so the sand doesn't damage you.
You can also just instakill him with the hole in the red skull area
Night time + all 3 dual wield power ups
@@breadmilkYT that would require movement.
Not if you use whiplash to put the red skull in place
@@Cheeseburgerlovewiplash is also movement
12:45 you could use knucleblast
If V1 moved at all the clap of his metallic cheeks would instantly vaporize the boss
Had to resort to the Jerma strategy for Gabriel
gay robot game video, thank you hellcastle
Oh my god you're the other person on earth that uses "morbillion" to quanitify, you earned a sub
For Sisyphean. you can freeze the floor so it won't damage you by bringing the moon artifact from one of the orb secrets to the altar above the building where you collect the skulls.
for the Ferryman, you could have either tossed him a coin to skip his fight (since you pay the toll to get on the ship)
or you could have used the knuckleblaster's shockwave to destroy the idol from afar
He did say beating every boss
@@breadiswater1979 then just knuckleblaster the idol
@@breadiswater1979 it IS beating the boss, just the diplomatic way
V2 gave me more trouble than Gabriel ever did. Actually used the assist options for both v2 fights
Same lol, V2's a fucking crackhead that zips around that's almost impossible to hit (i haven't learned the shooting coin trick) and dodge, while gabriel's much more simpler to dodge and hit for me.
@@just_a_guy9688 i blieve you can throw your own coin and shoot it, to hit V2's coins
Completely opposite for me lmao.
Most of V2 shots are entirely parriable if you know the right pattern and timing. He also loves spamming the shotgun, which again, parriable
whereas most of Gabe's attack are either unparriable or just has really weird parry pattern, like that throwing sword attack that I can't parry if I jump up a bit
Cool thing i realised when doing this challenge myself is for sisyphean insurrectionist you can actually go to the left side of the map press the face grab the moon item and place it on the roof to remove the damaging sand :)
Imagine trying this against Sisyphus Prime, now that he's available to fight and apparently makes Minos Prime look easy in comparison (even more so for this kind of run).
Speedrun strat could probably make this possible. Essentially it's going out of bounds after spawning the immortal mindflayer, and somehow using it to one shot the panopticon and sysiphus.
Probably would be very similar to Minos where he just gets oneshot by deadcoining
I didn't expect this kind of content from you guys and its a nice break from never ending pain that is skyblock I hope this video does well and that you can continue making a variety of content
you are cracked at this game my man.
the most satisfying ultrakill gameplay of someone not moving
Not only are you an absolute chad for doing this; but you also gave me encouragement to P rank everything normally. I’ll have to work on it!
1:17 hold up i get this refrence
Great, now I have to do true no movement without a rocket launcher...
Bro actually made the Francis reference lmfao
Great video Eli, definitely worth hearing you go on about this for a month and a half
Fun fact: According to your ruleset, you can not move once that boss health bar spawns.
This means that king Minos's hand is a "boss fight" you can actually move in.
Bro turned one of the most advanced movement first-person shooters into a point and click adventure game.
For the sisyphean Insurrectionist can you go to the hole with glass on the part of the red head for instakill him.
or grab the glass moon and put on the top of the "Castle" For Make The Sand Not Hurt You.
Good Video Btw
Under the Mayo giving himself an unfair and boring challenge be like:
(But no skill)
12:12 to 12:17 looked pretty satisfying ngl, keep up the great work
Great video. I think using the moon artifact in God Damn the Sun would've made your life easier, since the sand doesn't damage you at night
I always look foreword to your videos, keep up the good work
2:10 for me the most consistent tactic on v2 is just parrying every attack. It should also work for "crippled" boss run
"too much talk for a guy sold as a body pillow"
-the machine sold as a body pillow
Thank you for the amazing video! And good luck if you try this challenge again when act 3 comes out 💀💖
I can’t wait for you to revisit this for P-2
You could have just used the pit for the sisyphean insurrectionist
V1 just standing here menacing every boss what a chad
This was one of the best videos I’ve seen this year ngl
the analogy that you were searching for at 3:15 was probably "he turned me into a sitting duck" :)
we have to appreciate the time he put in this video
holy shit
Great video. Insane that you learned to deadcoin lol
V1s potential damage output at any given time is horrifying.
Yeah when you're not shotgun swapping 24/7 at long range no less ☠️
for the insurrectionist, a good way to avoid sand damage is to turn off the sun. no, im not joking.
ohhh that's a good idea
you can do that?
@@JNJNRobin1337 do you know how to get to 4-S?
you turn off the sun
i dont know how, but you turn off the sun
The minos fight was so impressive as I think you were deadcoining for 2 minutes or so
Anyways cool ass video
I quit skyblock ages ago but i always enjoyed your videos, this was a nice treat very cool video
"This big black hole that chases you for a while and once it touches you it ...text in between... locks you there for a while"
Sounds like an action game alright
4:10 yellow nailgun?
wait a sec, he’s right!
11:16
Discord ping
bro is a god, he spent 4 hours punching that coin to literally 2 shot Minos prime
Never heard of this game before but this video cured my boredom
uhm actually 🤓 moving your head in real life would be considered moving!!... so by that logic you MOVED !! Click bait.!
well i didnt expect ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHANNELS TO PLAY ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES
14:25 the bug still isn't fixed, happened to my cousin while I was watching him play. Pretty funny seeing them just stuck mid-air
oh hey i wrote the “me go fast” review, always wanted to be featured in a hellcastle video!! thanks man!!
never thought you would make an ultrakill video
"Where were you on 9/11?"
"Watching someone do a funny Ultrakill challenge."
literally every boss in the game: chilling
the 4 coins in my back pocket and alt piercer:
I still can't get over the fact he doesn't use SLAB revolver
Sisyphus Prime..
Some thing wicked watching in the corner
honestly with the amount of willpower you had to keep on trying this and not giving up im surprised you arent a prime soul yet
Hey, I saw your report in the ukdsc, nice video!
I really respect that you couldnt do the challange at some point and found a hard way to complete it anyways.
should have used the soap for 1-3 bosses it would have made it alot easier
Insurrectionist would have been easier if you had made it night, so the sand doesn't harm you it would have made it alot easier (you could have also used the glass floor cheese)
for flesh prison (i havent tested this) you could have prefired your whiplash before the health bar appears so when it does, you're not moving but it will still pull you (i think) on top of it so you can heal (but you would not have been able to railcannon the core[this is probably the smallest loophole i could find with this fight]
(this one is a bit more cheesy but im just gonna give it a recommendation anyway) you could have bribed the ferry man to let you through by throwing a coin at him.
Great vid tho!
Pro tip for Leviathan (and any enemy with mass projectile spam or projectiles that spawn close like Mindflayers): Shotgun explosions (Overpumps and Projectile Boosts), The Malrail, and Rocket Launchers launch projectiles back at enemies for MAJOR friendly fire damage. Put a rocket down Leviathan's maw and you'll SHRED his health bar!
15:33 nahhhh bro was lookin at the 1-inch wonder 💀💀💀
Gabriel: "Foolishness, machine, Foolishness..."
V1: *ultra railcoin combo go brrrrrrr*
"Gabriel is one of the first actual bosses that take people awhile to beat"
Beat him in one or two deaths the first time. Died 2 dozen times non n V2 fight 1.
The Hideous Mass's yellow fireballs can be parried back to them for pretty good damage
these bosses all losing to a crippled robot lmao
now with layer 7 released (and I assume prime sanctum 2 since you did the challenge) can't wait to see the cripple continue
earthmover boutta make it impossible
Wow those last two rodent boss battles were really tough it’s good you beat them in under 80 tries I still couldn’t beat them.
I like how you left the hardest boss to exist for a no commentary part at the end
extremely impressive work
all bosses Mayo% next?
This is such a masterpiece (the game too)
Cant wait to see you fight Sisyphus prime
12:30 1. Rockets... Explode,which breaks one of the rules.
2.KNUCKLEBLASTER HAS AN AOE
I like the sped up footage of the coin juggling, it's funny for some reason
god your gonna love doing p-2 in this challange
“Weak”
*gets twoshotted by a crippled gopro*
Never seen this game before still enjoyed this video !!
This is the most absurd challenge I’ve seen yet lol
No way you actually play Ultrakill that's so cool
I had a stroke hearing your voice, it’s been ages since I watched any of your content
I didn't know you played ultrakill. :o
He got hit by so many things that he COULD HAVE PARRIED
Coresniping in the right spot right when the eyes spawn can kill all the eyes and give you just enough time to shotgun spam him to death