4 Tiny Mistakes With Catastrophic Consequences
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I’m proud of Simon 1.5 years later finally had a relevant on time business news story on business blaze.
Nice.
Ok, Simon decided that instead of creating yet an other channels, he would post 7 times a week on all 10 channels for a total of 70 videos per week.... In the free time he has left, he will be giving lecture at different RH classes on how to keep hundreds of employees in a 10m sqrt basement.
I am an expert on these things.
I feel that all of his channel icons should utilize his face in some way. That way I always know it's a Simon channel and that I should watch it.
Cocaine. Allegedly.
@@birdmanoo0 he is using alleged cocain!
Fucking legend!!!!
Evergreen is the name of the company. Ever Given is the name of the ship. All of their ships are Ever {something}
The Ever Stuck
@wobbler1957 The Decline and Fall of Global Shipping
Perhaps one or more of the crew mistook the ship's name for Everclear; and the rest, as they say, is history.
Anyone watch the Yellow Fleet video just recently?
EverGrounded
One of these days we need a business blaze video that pits Danny and Sam versus Callum and Jen. Could call it the first annual Blaze-Off hosted by Simon Whistler.
@@zero7190 oooooohhhhh winner gets freed from the basement?! Or just a quick walk in the park, like those dogs Simon is so fond of?
Yes!! I would buy more merch for this kind of thing!!
Don't you know that Danny is just Simons alternate personality?????
The challenge: Write the most off the wall, cocaine-filled story and Simon has to choose which made more sense and was better
Agreed
Still waiting for the tearful apology video where Simon admitts he forgot to feed Danny and Sam in the basement after he runs out of prepared scripts
We will be waiting a long while
Yeah that won't be tearful, more like gleeful
His malnutrition became a problem when he wrote a 20 minute intro and had to be carried back to his mat on the floor.
@@LizRealGirlBeauty you think the Beard has given them mats?
@@nellom.8771 I think he made it himself, weaving together random things he found around the basement, like old labels to paint cans.
My fiance was in the next room in zoom class, and I guess I had the tv a bit too loud when this video starts off with Simon yelling "ACTIVATE THE BOWEL THRUSTERS!" and everyone in his class heard.
That is just glorious!
I’m not sure what I love about business blaze the most... the inside jokes, the memes, the cocaine fulled fact boi... but I gotta say I live for the OGBB cult and comments section
Jokes?
Cocaine "fueled" is proper. But Cocaine fulled sounds like something Sir Fact Boi would say.
@@bartrulz8846 dear God...he's been knighted?!
We love you too Mr. Bass, Sir.🤗💖
@@bartrulz8846 very true I might have celebrated a little to much when I saw a new episode business BLAZE;)
Ever have a job where your boss literally expects the impossible of you? Imagine what the bulldozer guy’s day was like when he showed up to work.
And the tugboat skippers. I think everyone called out to that problem was rethinking their career choices when they got that call/showed up.
Lol I assumed you meant Simon’s writers 😂
I can only guess that the first two questions they asked were: How did this even happen? And how do you expect me to fix it with just my bulldozer?
"Bruh, they're paying me so fuck it lolol."
@@b1-66-er3 “I’m still getting paid by the hour, right?”
At first I heard "ACTIVATE THE BOWEL THRUSTERS!" which completely changes things...
I watched the intro and then I watched that actual part of this video and I could not tell that he said anything other than bowel- which my talk-to-text has variously translated as owl and vowels.....
😂
Closed captioning heard "bowel" too. ;)
An image comes to mind...
I did not realise that isn't what he said until I read this
I have a suggestion for a new slogan for your T-shirts.
"NO, DANNY! NO!"
I listen to your videos on my way, to and from work, and have developed a drinking game, where anytime you yell "NO, DANNY! NO!", I have to quickly guzzle down whatever energy drink or soda I have in reach. By the time I arrive to work or home, I am amped-up enough to face any challenges that still await me.
Maybe with the He-man meme under THE "NO, DANNY! NO"?...or even better a butt plug😁
The ship has "Evergreen" on the side as it is operated by Evergreen Marine. It isn't the ship's name. It has "Ever Given" written on both the bow and stern.
is that a laser shark?
Bow? I don't see any large bows in that picture.Are you referring to the port or starboard side? In your opinion,would a boat be more effective if it was also a vehicle that had wheels? Some kind of land ship perhaps? Then this sand thing wouldn't even be an issue.
@@jeffdroog Not very nautical are ya buddy?
@@maudglazbrooke1287 Or perhaps I know so much that I am able to make fun of this whole situation rather than take it seriously,because who gives a shit!
Many of those Evergreen ships are given Ever G... names, like Ever Golden, Ever Gentle, Ever Glory. Ever Given, by the way, also ran into a ferry in Hamburg in February 2019.
About the stuck suez boat from TheRegister: “the behemoth, which weighs the same as 22,988,822 adult badgers”
But is that in metric or imperial badgers?
@@spoonietheory Clearly it's imperial 😁
137932932-390809974 kg =>137932,9322-390809,974 Ton
ADULT badgers? Wow, that's quite heavy.
Every mistake I make has a catastrophic consequence... I should really quit my job as a nuclear engineer :D
But then how will you keep on Explodating those Faces?
Or become a deep cover secret agent working at a nuclear plant, you are told to do your job and keep a nuclear power plant running but in actual fact you are there to destroy it.
Your mistakes are neither great nor terrible... Completely normal phenomenon! :D
Gonna screenshot this comment to show my boss if he tries to fire me for the mistake I made today.
naaaaaah what's the worst that can happen da
The stickers are gonna fly off the shelves with 10% off Simon, what have you done??😂
I can't believe he actually took down the OGBB shirt like he said he was going to! This was a major incentive to finally get one 😂
My generosity knows no limits.
@@brainblaze6526 So like that means I can get some free merch then right
You can get it for 90% on.
😅
You had me at _"Activate the bowel thrusters"_ . . . or was that "bow thrusters"?
I heard bowel. I like that better.
I heard bowel, too. And something akin to your first thought was mine LOL
Activate methane Jet assist.
He already did a video about the gummy bears
Closed Captioning says... "bowel thrusters"
I love that Simon treats cameras like guns. "Always assume the camera is loaded"
Simon's made fun of himself for knowing nothing about Star Wars for so long he's actually learned about it a bit
Especially when what he said was pretty accurate.
@@sheevone4359 probably said something about it on a different channel but got it wrong then got fact bombed, some say he's still picking out fragments of star wars facts from his arm where he covered his face from the blast.
@@ImKevan There's still a storm troopers helmet visor in my leg.
@@brainblaze6526 🤭
@@ImKevan ah yes. I don't watch all business blaze videos (sorry Simon) and so I'm not in on all the insiders
"The worst thing I could upload might be a video without the sound..." Or the outtake reels of Danny in captivity, suffering abuse when Simon gets sulky! :)
Or naked :)
I'm so glad that Simon is doing more current events with the crack news team. A lot of stupid stuff is going on rn, let's be honest
And Danny is only responsible for like 55% of them.
@@LizRealGirlBeauty damn what a legend you've got like two dozen comments hearted by simon
I thought it was a cocaine news team?
Yes, I agree. I don’t read news or watch any & stay off other social media, so I think Simon doing current events would be great.
Yup. Everyone is losing their minds for some reason
I showed this to my friend and she was immediately like what's babish doing. I laughed so hard and it made me so happy.
Soviet Grandma be like “I came for copper, I found fiber optics”
Since she was arrested I guess you could say "in Soviet Russia, coppers find you"
The “I feel like a deer in the headlights of love” clip did it for me- that’s a deep fucking cut, I’ve never seen anyone reference that video but I’ve lived my life with those damn auditions as the one shining, guiding beacon directing all I do. “You can shop at five or six store, *spazz hands* or just one.” I normally despise the newcomer- but it looks like Sam needs to step up his game. : )
You see Danny’s life stories take up half of the business blaze episode. Which is great. These are too quick.
I think that's the point
Yeah it's Informative news BLAZE 👍🙂 it's not 😅🤣😅😂😂😂😂😹💓💗👽BUSINESS BLAZE
Seriously , thought that was the introduction 😁
Danny got out of the basement again
I miss Danny so damn much. Callum is great on casual criminalist, but he's no blazer.
When they hire new people on other channels: "It's really great to see that they're growing!".
When BB brings in new people: "Danny and Sam are with ETA now."
This is the shortest bissiness blaze I've seen in a long time.
It’s the length of a Danny intro.
I miss Danny
And far too much business related content.
I miss Danny intro's 😭
Jens meme game is on. Watch out Sam, someones gunning for that second spot on the cleaner part of the basement floor!
"What am I talking about?"
- Simon Whistler 2021
After watching these vids I need a blooper reel or something so we can watch all the fun moments to cheer us up.
10% off? well now malawi can use their gdp to buy a simon whistler sticker
ALLEGED LEGEND!!
Holy shit - could you imagine being a crew member on the Ever Given and watching through your binoculars as one backhoe drives across the desert
Jen absolutely knows about the meme culture on business blaze, we appreciate it a lot Jen - commiserations on your, and Callum's, new residence in Simons basement.
Jen sucks!
What happened to Sam? Did I miss it?
@@lel7841 Sam and danny are the main business blaze crew, Jen and Callum are the Casual Criminalist editor and writer respectively. Simon 'employs' them to do the "breaking news" business blaze.
@@sidhawkwind8179 that she may but at least that's a more intimate experience than you'll ever have with your hand.
The impatient ship behind: 'Prepare for ramming speed!'
Perhaps today IS a good day to die! 😉
Get him Simon!! Callum will learn the ways of Business Blaze! Mistakes are not acceptable!! Lol.
No he will not. We need Danny!
Nobody else can write the scripts as Danny. There wasn't a long intro. Video was so short. I miss Danny's intro's.
@@kristinehansen. I agree. Nobody writes a Business Blaze script like Danny. But Callum is brilliant as well. I love his Casual Criminalist scripts.
@@CherieH223 yeah i like like his scripts
s there. It's a much better fit there. He is just not business Blaze material
4:30 - Chapter 1 - A single ship has brought 12ù of the global trade to a standstill
7:05 - Chapter 2 - Banks & brokers can't stop losing billions to typos
9:45 - Chapter 3 - A metric misunderstanding causes NASA millions
13:15 - Chapter 4 -A georgian granny wiped out on media Internet
I miss Danny like his family miss him being in they're own basement. I mean, it's only been one episode but still.
3 now i think? Danny clearly needs more cigarettes to go with simons wine collection.
@@MrStejefferies more cocaine to write faster
@@stephjovi simon shares his wine, not his stash
@@MrStejefferies no way he shares his wine. Maybe he opens a bottle neither him nor Domi like it so he tosses it in the studio basement but he's not sharing decent wine.. Only crack and plain magic spoon
But Danny’s simply the best! Blaze wouldn’t be so awesome without his scripts, it can never be
A new Business Blaze? Time to grab a bowl of magic spoon cereal, some coffee in my "Keep Calm and Blaze on" mug, and kick back to watch.
I feel like someone could write a thesis for an advanced degree based on the metrics for Simon's channels. There's certainly a large enough sample size.
Now I'm tempted to ga back to university and write that thesis so that I finish my master in Economics and Business after all! Suggestions for a title?
@@Nadine_8888 Anatomy of a Blaze: How Simon Whistler Conquered RUclips
"I don't know, I've never seen Star Wars"
Oh, NOW it all makes sense...
I heard "ACTIVE THE BOWEL THRUSTERS!!!" and envisioned a firehose of excrement shooting through the air.
Simon is a breath of fresh air!
He already did a video about the Haribo gummy bears
I like the way you think.
@@linabasilisk1955 LOL
Bent and twisted sense of humor. :)
Well, the shit had really hit the fan.
No disasters, just happy little accidents that effect millions.
"Happy"? We have wildly varying definitions of the word happy LMAO
4:30 Also known as the 'No Fucks' Ever Given
Love it!
New merch idea!
0:00 Me: turning up the volume because I want to hear from the other room.
0:05 Me nor my neighbors were ready for that lmaoo. Rip headphone users.
Simon is defiantly a RUclips king
Definitely
@@bigdaveowens76 I don’t know, but that seems like a defiant comment, there, sharpshooter.
I love this channel, it feels like simons vents all the energy he cant let out on his more serious channels
The last time I was this early Simon was clean shaven
The last time I was this early Simon had fewer channels🤣🤣
His 'SW' sign worked...
@Gwyn and Gold ...yes, before the change 😭
Last time i was this early simon was wearing short pants
Last time I was this early he introduced himself as Michael from Vsauce
Though this is an old, Evergiven is the name of the ship, Evergreen is the company operating it. The company also lost the famous shipping container filled with rubber ducks several years ago.
“Activate the bowel thrusters”
Too short Callum. MAKE THEM LONGER!!!!
No long ones need to contain Danny's life story
What do you think Simon has done with Danny? Callum might have good reason. Simon always complained about long intros. It must be awful to be kept in the cellar below the basement. It is probably good there aren't more screwups as bad as those to report.
@@matthewstricklandmusic1016 outsch I thought he just stopped feeding Danny and Sam but you think he actively killed them? Bc Danny s intros were long? But we love his intros and it's sweet Sweet watch time 😢
Waking up to Business place the past couple of days I've been some of the best mornings of my life just want to say that the hard work you do it's definitely appreciated
As a civil engineer who has worked on several large infrastructure projects, I am often amazed that the world runs as smoothly as it currently does.
Amazing. Business Blaze came around from business to memes to memeing news.
Amazing.
Jen the true legend on this one. Stellar work.
OMG! I was waiting for this from the Blazing Crack Team! You Legends
Saying that a fiber optic large carrier wire getting cut is a single failure point is like saying a car's drive shaft breaking is a single failure point. Like yes, technically, but it's kind of necessary. Definitely not a design flaw although they surely could have protected it better. But I am almost certain that the lady thought it was a root and started stomping on the shovel to try and break it
My oldest brother is a sea captain commanding the biggest container ships in the world. I wrote him, here's part of his answer, "There are about 25 -30 ships arriving at each side of the canal every day."
He said about 50 ships a day so yalls numbers are close. I wonder how deep that ship is stuck in the sand..
That is not a job or a responsibility that I would even begin to want LMAO.
@@elenaderoet4926 It's not the captain. The pilot is in charge during these crossings, exactly to avoid these events due to captains that only occasionally transit the canal.
@@TheNixie1972 Even with the pilot knowing the waters well, stupid shit can happen, lol. Used to work at one of the wheat pools in Vancouver, Canada, and a ship damaged our dock enough to take it down for a couple weeks for repairs despite having a local pilot on board.
See, the empty ships would come up the Fraser River from the Pacific, turn around midstream when they reached us, and sidle up alongside our dock on their port side, with their noses point back the way they came.
The whole thing would also be guided by a couple of tugs for fine control, but the ships still have to do the broad strokes correctly; even empty, that's a *lot* of mass and inertia.
So these idiots pick up the pilot down at the mouth of the river, as usual, and he guides them up to us. Has them start the turn, head towards us, and then tells them to put it into reverse to complete the turn.
--And the captain tells him, "We don't have reverse. It doesn't work."
Well, it was too tight a turn to make without reverse (and thanks sooo much for letting the pilot know when he got on!!), and the tugs did their best, but they were headed straight for our dock and while they didn't wipe it out (which they easily could have), they did damage our overhead gantry, which we use to load the wheat into the ships. The guys up there honestly thought they were about to die, but luckily while the thing shook and swayed badly (it's many storeys tall) it didn't come down.
TL;DR: Even a local pilot can't prevent idiotic screw-ups every time. :/
And thats just the ships they count
Show of hands for anyone who thinks that little navigation doodle was an accident! Anybody? Anyone at all? Yeah, someone with a middle school sense of humor was left without proper supervision.
That wasn't just a middle school sense of humor, LMFAO. That was a juvenile mind given far, far too much responsibility
*Number Five* sponsors trusting Simon will sell their products with professionalism.
I feel like Aeroperu 603 definitely belongs here. 70 people died because the maintenance crew forgot to remove a tiny piece of tape from the plane.
The only thing with missing an episode is that you get to watch 2 at once.😁
“ACTIVATE THE BOW THRUSTERS!!” That is hands down the most exciting intro to a Blaze I’ve ever heard from you, Simon. This is going in my favorites playlist so I can watch it again later.
Simon, how hard is it to keep people in a basement? How do you mess that up?
#bringbackdanny
"ACTIVATE THE BOWEL THRUSTERS!!!!"
Not sure whether to blame Closed Captioning or Simon's accent.
Jen is pretty heavy handed with the memes.... And I absolutely love it!
Oh they're great!!
Yeah she's a real wizard alright ... who hasn't discovered how to change font. 🤦🏻♂️🤢 Business Blaze is truly a three man show, not just Simon and whoever he can throw money at to write some drivel and slap some crap on it. 💩
The most money wasted by anyone ever? Sounds good! Get Danny on it!
"Sure thing, Boss, where's the credit card?"
It's still stuck and might take weeks to remove
*_That what she said_*
😂🤣🤣😀😃😄
Ended up taking less than a week
This one I can pitch in on. I was doing backups of the security/access control database for the Gabba or locally known Brisbane Cricket Ground which is quite known in the international cricket community. I accidently corrupted the database and wiped out all users including heads of government, stadiums Queensland etc with a game on the next day. I spent 4 hours fixing my mistakes and fortunately had an idea that sped it up. But it was a collosal screw up on my end.
I think it might be the closest SHOOTING RELEASED video Simon has ever done!! 🤯🔥
Sam needs to up his memes. These memes from Jen are on point. More memes damnit. More. Meeeeeemmeeeees
For those wondering the Ever Given has "EVERGREEN" on the side because its opperated by Evergreen Marine
I think the different memes and more direct script for Blaze News is refreshing.
Still love getting 20 mins through a story on Danny's life and forgetting the main theme of the ep. And Sams memes will always have that particular flavour...
BUT I don't see the need for picking a side. You can enjoy many things in life without needing to pit one up against the other.
Sam will always be my first Blaze memer love, but Jen is gaining quickly.
In 1914, Franz Ferdinand’s chauffeur made a wrong turn which resulted in the assassination that triggered WWI. That’s a pretty tiny mistake, don’t you think, leading to quite a catastrophe, I must say.
I wholely expected fact boi to follow up his "humans are stupid" with a "but dogs are stupider" comment... But I was let down.
What happened to you Whistler? You changed.
Those are some colossal screw ups. Thank you for making me feel better about my failures! 😂
Callum needs to rewatch the backlog of Blazes, think we’ve heard a couple of these previously on The Blaze
It became a game of will Simon remember this or not. He did not remember one of them 😂
We have. Simon of course we can't expect him to remember of course but Callum should
2 points
A. They occasionally do this intentionally to increase engagement in the comment section from people pointing out that they've already covered a topic
II. They're employing the Memorization Through Repetition Theorum wherein they repeat specific facts at random times to improve viewers' retention of those facts.
@@toymachine2328 comment for the RUclips algorithm and business daddies at google 🙌
It's a fine line for Jen and Callum to walk.
They want to express their own flair within their creations, but still within the confines of what Blaze OGs expect.
It's gotta be hard.
Those watching the evolution are adding the next 'Jeneration' to the OG family of the future.
Wait...does that make them OJ's?
I used to work as a land surveyor, and one of the crew chiefs at the company that I worked at would “draw” things for the draftsmen. I totally believe the dick and balls was intentional.
Love how the music stops when Simon says he's never seen Star Wars.😂
Waiting on the day on True Crimes where Simon is arrested for locking up people in his basement, him telling the whole world about it, and us just laughing about it.
That would make an amazing April fools day.
I once had a job as a sysadmin. My crowning glory was when I took down email service for every one of customers...by using a comma instead of a period in a flat text file that had no error checking on it. My colleagues were so proud of me. After they got done swearing at me.
I've binged about 130 episodes (including adds) in the past two weeks #simonneedsmoney. This is just the earliest I've ever been able to comment. Every episode is a LEGENDARY improvement over the previous one, do to the inside jokes and Peruvian marching powder fueled rants.
Wow a true legend
Watch those adds for the #ferrarifund 🤣
Not this one. I miss Danny! This was just too short. And no Danny life stories
@@kristinehansen. what happened to Danny? Did he escape? Is he finally writing that long anticipated autobiography, finally stitching together those snippets of his life that leave us scratching our heads in bewildered wonder at the moment he's about to reveal a juicy fact about his glorious and mysterious past, then abruptly channels his inner hit clip and we're all stuck waiting for the refrain that never materializes. Or perhaps he starved?
@@MrHurst-lb1rn Don't know. Since there has been so many Callum episodes lately I think he probably escaped again. Or Simon forgot to feed him. Or maybe he is on a strike. Or hurt his hand writings his beautiful long intros.
Bowl thrusters while im on the toilet great timing
Do zoom/online meeting fails I bet lots of companies, organizations and courts have been making epic fails this past year.
Oh cool let me check out this brain blaze episode. "Activate the bowel thrusters!" 😮
Simon really is, “The smartest guy in the room!”
No one else there.
I have been waiting for you to fix that SW sign, for what feels like years
How about the ask me about my pyramid scheme shirt? Best one
Callum not realizing if he makes mistakes the basement is waiting for him.
"But Simon you did a video on this already don't you remember?"
**Flashback to 2 episodes ago when Simon said he forgets what the script said after he says it**
**sigh** "nevermind"
Jen's memes are on point! Bravo.
Today I'm just here to see what pop culture references Simon doesn't know..
A *ripping fart* .. now that has to be a shirt too 🤣🤣
ACTIVATE THE BOWLTHRUSTERS! Oh yes this is what i come to the buisness blaze for, give me more!
This has gotta be one of the shortest Business Blaze videos ever. But the most humorous to date 🤣 ★ＬＥＧＥＮＤ☆
Sam has some competition now, Jen adds some sound effects for the edits and cutaways
As a frequent viewer or biographics, geographics, and toptenz, the first 10 seconds of this video threw me completely off with Simons wild energy and I’m here for it 😂
Welcome to the channel where we can observe Simon descending to insanity.
So... All of them?
@@elenaderoet4926 Yes. But here they don't try to hide it
@@danielladwein2570 they try on others...? Sorry, lolz
So I work for a ISP that has fiber services in 6 counties. When I started about 8 years ago 3 counts fiberlines ran through a forth. In that one the others where running through, someone plugged a router in backward and they it went all to Hell. Started something called a Spanning Tree Event, basically blacking out fiber services for 4 counties. Because of the hills, Cell services use the Fiber between towers. So ALL fiber was down, Cell services down, Emergency services down, and the relays for Police/medical/Fire were down for over 12 hours. The County had to pay almost 50 million in fines for allowing the Fiber system to go down like that. (in my state the counties own the fiber, its all publicly owned.)
The last time i was this early i brought dishounour to my Family.
Not surprising that a Hans Wurst brings dishonour to his family 😂
This is some cracking fresh news from the cracking news team.
Nothing sweeter than the sound of a busy basement.