Clarification: if I’m not mistaken, Ota Benga is who graydon is talking about. He was a Mbuti man (Congolese pygmy) and he killed himself in 1916, not 1963. He was shown in St. Louis Missouri as part of the louisana purchase exposition in 1904. Two years later, in 1906, he was purchased by the Bronx zoo where he was held in an enclosure as part of… the fucking monkey house. I think Graydon was confusing the date he killed himself with the year that the Bronx zoo had a mirror on display as a part of an exhibit which read “the worlds most dangerous animal” implying humans are the most dangerous animal to evoke thoughts from its patrons. This is a fair point, but the Bronx zoo took 104 years (1916-2020) to apologize for holding Ota Benga captive and dehumanizing him to the most egregious degree, so maybe the Bronx zoo isn’t one to philosophize. Thank you, this has been my ted talk.
Thanks for sharing this, I also had to look it up after he mentioned it. Even outside of that whole experience, it sounds like he had a very tragic life.
as a Swiss guy who likes to go wild from time to time I can confess that I've washed my car on Sundays before. what a rush. you wouldn't believe what they do to us if we get caught...
@@Cmanorange I mean my Swiss people should agree. The joke can’t be perfect because Riley thinks Switzerland is Sweden, or else he wouldn’t have said Saab
the napkins on head thing isn't because they were eating endangered birds, it was about how terrible the process of cooking the bird was. the bird (ortolan) is captured alive, force fed food to make it fatter, drowned in alcohol, then roasted and eaten. they would eat the whole damn bird. you had a napkin on your head to cover your shame from God. the popularity of this delicacy and how fucked up but delicious it was led to the bird becoming endangered down the line, so graydon isn't entirely wrong.
Not expecting the one-two punch of Graydon eating tampons in the men's restroom and then Riley casually acknowledging they're stocked there for trans men. Thanks dude, I was kinda tired of all the tampons being gone when I'm hungry.
Did you know it’s illegal for individuals named dignan zazumba to enter any pulled pork park premises because of the incident that occurred in April of ‘92?
Actual Alaskan here (moved on to better places though, east coast currently)! The Salty Dog Saloon actually gets bumping during the 4th of July. The whole Homer spit does actually, look into it. Diggy is NOT allowed back though, I repeat NOT.
That entire section at 17:58 had me in tears cause I am from switzerland and immediately called absolute bullshit on that law, there are some basically 24/7 carwash places 😅😂 what really sent me was Graydon saying we are communist and or fascist😂😂😂
they’re joking about albanians stealing all the good youtube jobs and you’re taking it as actual veiled racism? you can’t be serious. hivemind have never punched down with their edgier humor, the joke is always on them at the end of the day, not actual immigrants, and if you can’t see that i don’t know what to tell you
NOTHING with pumping bass. Born & raised for 30 years and I've never heard of Red Dog Saloon. I think Riley would love Van's Dive Bar and Greyson would like Willawa Social. Come to Alaska.
that country has less people than four of our states. its smaller than michigan. The only thing that romania has exported is the guy who plays bucky barnes in the marvel universe. Whjat the fuck do you think romania exported that would make ameircans care to know about it lmao. It literally swag jacked Rome's name and added ania. Understand your place euro.
I live near Valley City, OH. There are signs entering the small town that say “Frog Jumping Capitol of the World!” I’ve been to the competition twice. You can bring your own frog or borrow one. There is a bucket full of frogs you can rent. You put the frog down onto the center of this circular arena and get points for random things like furthest jump, largest frog, or longest legs. People get the frog to jump by crouching behind it and yelling and smacking the ground to scare them into moving. Theres also frog themed cookies and shirts and whatnot, but I don’t think they sell Frog Legs to eat
I believe that the frog law comes from Caleveras County, home to Murphys, CA, aka Frog Town. Mark Twain wrote a book about the area titled “The Leaping Frogs of Caleveras County” which got fairly widely recognized. This is where i assume the law was adopted.
I doubt anyone is going to read this comment, or care, specifically anyone from Hivemind themselves. And I'm not trying to lecture or even to inform or educate in anyway. Not trying to "change anyone's minds". However, I really do feel obligated and compelled to say that I do wish in all Hivemind stuff that there was more empathy given to non-human animals, especially those murdered and/or abused for food. I get it; i get why those things are said. But even graydon mentioned in this video the horrible conditions that all animals are put in to be consumed, but said it as a throwaway comment, and then the idea of eating them, shooting them, harming them, or forcing them into a jumping competition, or forcing them to fight each other for entertainment are all laughed it. I could go on or list more examples but honestly, I'm not trying to. All i'm trying to do is say "hey, maybe we could have a little more empathy for these guys" and hope that maybe that happens. Thanks for the videos. I love you all
I admire Riley and Graydon's brave support for Trump in this classic episode of "The Hivemind Unlimited". They realized it's cool now and they stay true to the cool to serve us, the viewers at home.
If Riley is alergic to one of these im finna flip out
He did mention it lmao
Bad news….
Real
31:08 you’re gonna be pissed
there sure aint no law against looking so damn handsome because wooowweee
For realll
everytime uncle willis makes an appearance an angel gets its wings
Clarification: if I’m not mistaken, Ota Benga is who graydon is talking about. He was a Mbuti man (Congolese pygmy) and he killed himself in 1916, not 1963. He was shown in St. Louis Missouri as part of the louisana purchase exposition in 1904. Two years later, in 1906, he was purchased by the Bronx zoo where he was held in an enclosure as part of… the fucking monkey house. I think Graydon was confusing the date he killed himself with the year that the Bronx zoo had a mirror on display as a part of an exhibit which read “the worlds most dangerous animal” implying humans are the most dangerous animal to evoke thoughts from its patrons. This is a fair point, but the Bronx zoo took 104 years (1916-2020) to apologize for holding Ota Benga captive and dehumanizing him to the most egregious degree, so maybe the Bronx zoo isn’t one to philosophize. Thank you, this has been my ted talk.
ur so smart
thank you for this truly
Thanks for sharing this, I also had to look it up after he mentioned it. Even outside of that whole experience, it sounds like he had a very tragic life.
jesus..... thank you
Another clarification: Moo Deng is a pygmy hippopotamus and will not turn into a monster.
willis gotta get his joints checked
he’s due for his prostate exam too
Make sure there’s no fent in them
I laced them with salvia
Still waiting for the Dignan and Uncle Willis crossover episode
tbh it might be a crime to not smoke cigarettes at a buss stop in romania
I like when the scary one says Gas
Im in love with this comment
Didn’t know text had sound now
jesus christ i don't have the energy for a bit, there actually was a damn person showcased in the bronx zoo and this is how i found out about it
as a Swiss guy who likes to go wild from time to time I can confess that I've washed my car on Sundays before. what a rush. you wouldn't believe what they do to us if we get caught...
What a rush lmao
Played this out loud while eating lunch and closed my eyes to pretend that you two were my good friends.
Definitely feel that sometimes. Hope you’re doing well
Saab Bath is one of the more incredible puns I’ve ever seen in real time
Could have been, unfortunately Switzerland and Sweden is not the same country contrary to American belief
@@maltejohnsson3050 found the swede
@@Cmanorange I mean my Swiss people should agree. The joke can’t be perfect because Riley thinks Switzerland is Sweden, or else he wouldn’t have said Saab
@@maltejohnsson3050bladee
@@maltejohnsson3050 It's all good with me
the napkins on head thing isn't because they were eating endangered birds, it was about how terrible the process of cooking the bird was. the bird (ortolan) is captured alive, force fed food to make it fatter, drowned in alcohol, then roasted and eaten. they would eat the whole damn bird. you had a napkin on your head to cover your shame from God. the popularity of this delicacy and how fucked up but delicious it was led to the bird becoming endangered down the line, so graydon isn't entirely wrong.
And that's on period. Rlly shitty they did that
Not expecting the one-two punch of Graydon eating tampons in the men's restroom and then Riley casually acknowledging they're stocked there for trans men.
Thanks dude, I was kinda tired of all the tampons being gone when I'm hungry.
Did you know it’s illegal for individuals named dignan zazumba to enter any pulled pork park premises because of the incident that occurred in April of ‘92?
Well it’s a good thing that dignan zazumba zaffadil can!
Zazumba-Zaffadil**** do NOT forget the hyphen. Trust me…
mighty boosh pfp W
Uncle Willis is probably my favorite character, I wish he didn't abandon me when I was born though
Actual Alaskan here (moved on to better places though, east coast currently)! The Salty Dog Saloon actually gets bumping during the 4th of July. The whole Homer spit does actually, look into it. Diggy is NOT allowed back though, I repeat NOT.
Can somebody make a law thats against my boss? He is a huge jerk
On it
As someone from Calaveras County, CA, home of the Frog Jumping Jubilee, it is a travesty that the Nation isn't aware of our most honored tradition.
Are you bigfoot? I didn't know humans were in that county
This is def the record for quickest willis appearance, right?
I get so excited when I hear uncle willis' beautiful voice
10:48 as an Arkansan, me and the boys used to do this at the subway until the sandwich artists fired a few shots our way
Real
the Louisiana accent done by Riley made me rip my head off and spin it on my finger like a basketball. great work boys!
I’m watching hivemind
Ew weirdo
That entire section at 17:58 had me in tears cause I am from switzerland and immediately called absolute bullshit on that law, there are some basically 24/7 carwash places 😅😂 what really sent me was Graydon saying we are communist and or fascist😂😂😂
Im a Swede and i can tell you that they got our countries mixed up. We are the commies and the ones who hate work
a hivemind video shorter than 45 minutes? it’s a Christmas miracle
more like a christmas curse
@@meowstarmeow did somebody say...... c-c-curse... . . . .. .
@@husvidfloden the bat!
@ hi digginan
As an Albanian, I appreciate the Albania bit
Stop taking the good Twitch jobs 😡
whats ur mafia like
@@dukeee19844 they’re pretty chill ngl they only ripped off one of my legs when I overheard their business
Let’s hope there’s no racist jokes in this one!
Unless its towards the Croatians
they’re joking about albanians stealing all the good youtube jobs and you’re taking it as actual veiled racism? you can’t be serious. hivemind have never punched down with their edgier humor, the joke is always on them at the end of the day, not actual immigrants, and if you can’t see that i don’t know what to tell you
they’re joking about albanians stealing all the good youtube jobs and you’re taking it as actual veiled racism? you’ve gotta be joking
😢😢😢😢 let’s hope you stop watching
Would it even be a hivemind video if there wasn't?!
22 y/o in Alaska !!! And can confirm the Red Dog Saloon is not the most fun club here lol. Williwaw Social is prolly the most popular :)) LOVE U GUYS
Showing everything from 37:30 onwards to a hivemind fan in 2021 and seeing how they react
Boys, the chemistry was dripping in this video. Sopping wet!
NOTHING with pumping bass. Born & raised for 30 years and I've never heard of Red Dog Saloon. I think Riley would love Van's Dive Bar and Greyson would like Willawa Social. Come to Alaska.
It's so cute how Riley said he wouldn't eat Graydon even in a survival situation ❤ both of them tried to eat me alive last week!
Uncle Willis showing up 2 minutes in is a good omen
it is but a matter of time before uncle willis comes in and does a full episode with graydon from hivemind
#vote4WILLIS
8:10 And there's also, "You spin my head round baby, right now. When you go down, when you just go down down.
36:19 little does he know moo deng’s recent prediction was pretty monstorous
1) insanely american of them to know nothing about Romania
2) why the fuck would it be illegal to smoke a cig outside in eastern europe of all places
that country has less people than four of our states. its smaller than michigan. The only thing that romania has exported is the guy who plays bucky barnes in the marvel universe. Whjat the fuck do you think romania exported that would make ameircans care to know about it lmao. It literally swag jacked Rome's name and added ania.
Understand your place euro.
🤓☝️
We’ve got bigger things to worry about over here than whatever the hell is going on in Bucharest Romania
The only thing 99% of people around the world know about romania is gypsies.
Tbf Romania is incredibly geopolitically unimportant to America. There’s no real reason to teach much about it
the uncle wilis to game ratio on this one is crazy
That saab bath pun was actually crazy
I love Uncle Willis
I live near Valley City, OH. There are signs entering the small town that say “Frog Jumping Capitol of the World!”
I’ve been to the competition twice. You can bring your own frog or borrow one. There is a bucket full of frogs you can rent.
You put the frog down onto the center of this circular arena and get points for random things like furthest jump, largest frog, or longest legs.
People get the frog to jump by crouching behind it and yelling and smacking the ground to scare them into moving.
Theres also frog themed cookies and shirts and whatnot, but I don’t think they sell Frog Legs to eat
Saab bath might be an all-timer Riley one liner
I believe that the frog law comes from Caleveras County, home to Murphys, CA, aka Frog Town. Mark Twain wrote a book about the area titled “The Leaping Frogs of Caleveras County” which got fairly widely recognized. This is where i assume the law was adopted.
33:06 thought this was bob dylan for a second
22:29 is one of the funniest Riley jokes ever how have I not seen more comments about this
16:09 i went to the Red Dog Saloon when i visited Juneau and they had a shot called duck fart.
Did you know that Dignan can’t legally talk about what happened at the rally in 2004 due to unforeseen circumstances.
15:54 i love when grant gets enthusiastic
you would LOVE the recent limited uploads lemme tell ya
the only video where the boys will say “real” as much as the live chat
i am a pizza hut delivery driver and so many people still pay in cash it's insane
I LOVE The editing in this one
Just went down a rabbit hole learning about Ota Benga and holy shit they need to make a movie about his life immediately
the return of this series were truly blessed
29:22 i keep hearing this but i knew a kid named king for years dude 😭
In Zimbabwe it's illegal to go to the bank with an open carry assault rifle
I demand MORE PHYSICAL COMEDY
I love uncle willis more than i love my first born child
Riley: I thought Romania was fake until I was 11
Graydon: Ya, kind of like a Transylvania situation
Transylvania ALSO a real place lol
This is truly one of the Intros of all time
I doubt anyone is going to read this comment, or care, specifically anyone from Hivemind themselves. And I'm not trying to lecture or even to inform or educate in anyway. Not trying to "change anyone's minds". However, I really do feel obligated and compelled to say that I do wish in all Hivemind stuff that there was more empathy given to non-human animals, especially those murdered and/or abused for food. I get it; i get why those things are said. But even graydon mentioned in this video the horrible conditions that all animals are put in to be consumed, but said it as a throwaway comment, and then the idea of eating them, shooting them, harming them, or forcing them into a jumping competition, or forcing them to fight each other for entertainment are all laughed it. I could go on or list more examples but honestly, I'm not trying to. All i'm trying to do is say "hey, maybe we could have a little more empathy for these guys" and hope that maybe that happens. Thanks for the videos. I love you all
UNCLE WILLAS
hivemind 3rd best Zelda mention? pretty cool
Holy shit it’s also my third favorite Zelda it was such a pleasing reference
12:35 - 13:44 is an incredible sequence
4:06 wait answer is about uncle willis?
"Frogs that have died in Frog Jumping Competitions," well I see there may be an OSRS enthusiast on the Hivemind staff...Cuthbert, anyone?
hivemind unlimited laws time video!
Smoking doinks in Amish is illegal in Winchestertondonville Iowa
Celebrated jumping frog of calaveras county reference!
She said Riley I like tax evasion
graydons napoleon knowledge is astounding
their voices sound deeper in the unlimited videos. i guess its the fancy microphones
They had fun in this one
27:14 "thats really stupid" true friendship
Saab Bath on Sabbath might be Riley's best one yet
Lost NNN to this 😞
uncle willis is my fav character
I love briley but I’ve had to start fast forwarding the uncle willis bits.
R.i.p all the frogs who died in frog jumping competitions ,wonder if Riley is allergic to them?
Uncle Willis is genuinely one of my favorite bits 😭😭
He's not just a bit, he's a person
hearing riley say my name in conjunction with talking about being licked up and down sent a shock thru my body
#vote4willis
bring it back!
graydon's poor posture is making riley look abnormally tall
Uncle Willis is so strangely similar in every way to my black granddad it’s insane
Graydons sweat stains were outstanding this video
30:25 Graydon could have a stroke on set and I don't think anyone would notice for a couple of months
legitimately the first time i ever heard the phrase “pick-me girl” i thought they said pygmy girl
Riley's annoyance when these silly laws are real, is so funny to me. Dude acts like he's ready to give up on the usa.
oh we are so back
Graydon is a sweaty king
20:05 tune in for this next video
alright guys as a romanian, we do not support the tate brothers😭
Arkansas representation once again. Appreciate it boys
"i have a hard time thinking gay, i like girls!" comedy gold
Argentina mentioned
I admire Riley and Graydon's brave support for Trump in this classic episode of "The Hivemind Unlimited". They realized it's cool now and they stay true to the cool to serve us, the viewers at home.
i havent caught up to the uncle willis role, but the first bit was really funny. graydon couldve done better
isn’t the napoleon thing bc of animal farm?