Ameri-Do-Te originated with every possible technique already built-in. It's the universe that's trying to fit within its boundaries. It keeps expanding, driven by the fear of the original Big Hurticane.
This video is way more important than most people might think. It's a satire at its finest, which is: whitty, accurate comedic commentary on relevant issues. Respect master Ken.
If you haven't already done so, I highly recommend watching Master Ken roast various martial artists to their face at martial arts tournaments. His humor is pretty brutal, along the lines of Ricky Gervais. Moreover, Matthew Page (the actor behind Master Ken) is legit built like a tank and actually is a decent grappler so I doubt many celebs would want to hit him.
In all seriousness, I'd LOVE to see a video where you actually have Will Smith demonstrating his slap technique and you critiquing it and showing a better, Ameridote way of doing it. That would be classic!
No one else like this comment, its a great comment but we must maintain 69 likes. 69 joke references in the comments only please. How many wills does it take to 69 a jada? More than one at least, but no more than 69.
This is one of the finest videos ever made, not just by Master Ken, but by humanity in general. The short time in wich it came out, the analysis and comedy on point, the satire, and the perfect advices for the situation, too. Flawless
Step number 3: Tell funnier jokes, if you're going to level a personal attack at someone who is in the audience, make sure that it is a comment that will get a big enough laugh that is worth getting slapped over. For instance, instead of making fun of someone's hair, you could talk about the fact that they reveal embarrassing personal details about their marriage and sex life on their television show in order to stay relevant while their film career is in the toilet. That's not about anybody specific, that's just a random idea that just came in to my mind right now. >.> Jada Pinkett Smith *coughs* Man, how many times did Matt do that take, there's no way that's done in one take. So funny.
Master Ken, you strike me as an analyst as well as a practitioner. Was Will Smith's form good? How much damage, physical and emotional, did both he and chris rock take from this engagement? Which one is more dangerous in a street fight so I know who not to heckle if I'm on an off-day? How am I supposed to finish a fight against a Will-Smith-Esque enemy if, as demonstrated, they clearly have no groin? Thank you for your advice.
I saw The Paper Tigers months ago, but just discovered this channel today. Seems your content is exactly what I expected, just a lot better and funnier than it was in my mind. Thanks for the content that I'll be telling all my friends about!
Hahaha 🤣 Loved it. And might I add: The best offence against someone who thinks that offensive words are in fact violence is …words. Like “uppercut”, “headbang”, “axekick”, “eye poke”, etc. These words alone will literally cause the attacker the same amount of pain as you actually performing the mentioned violent act. This also means that your attacks are now only limited by your imagination and ability to speak fast. Naturally, your last words should always be “restomp that groin”.
Why isn't Master Ken getting his own Oscars is beyond me? That way he can deliver his speech just as this one and actually show how the technique is properly done. What better place to execute this effective and deadly move than at the Oscars itself
As soon as a saw this move at the Oscars, I've been eagerly awaiting the Master Ken video on how to defend against it. The Will Smith bitch slap can be dangerous if you don't know how to defend against it!
@@jamesheald7971 Well, we should be humble, but we should also expect and leave room for more promotions after this one. Lets be honest, its only a matter of time before The Honorable Supreme Master Ken develops the next world changing move. Then, I have no clue where we go from there :)
Thank you Master Ken. Going to apply this to my training effective immediately! You never know when someone's gonna run up on you and give you the ol Smith slap!
Thank you Osensei! Your slap defence is far more real and believable than the actual slap that Chris Rock received. 🤣 "A staged event , at a staged event, attended by people who get paid to stage events"
“There can be a hundred people in the room, and 99 won’t slap you, but one WILL”
😂👊🏼
Seen that joke everywhere
Will Smith will 😝
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Awesome 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't think it was possible for Master Ken to come up with a technique this fast but I suppose where there's a Will there's a way!
Ameri-Do-Te originated with every possible technique already built-in. It's the universe that's trying to fit within its boundaries. It keeps expanding, driven by the fear of the original Big Hurticane.
@@Psycorde 👍
😂😂😂❤️
I like what you did there 👍
@@feekygucker2678 😁👍
This video is way more important than most people might think. It's a satire at its finest, which is: whitty, accurate comedic commentary on relevant issues. Respect master Ken.
Master Ken, The one person even Chuck Norris respects as a fighter
💯💯
Perfectly worded👍🏽👍🏽!!
Satire? This is legit.
@@northernninety7 an also everyone should watch gi jane and see how female power it is and it was the 90's
If Master Ken was hosting the Oscar’s and made that joke Will Smith would just sit there and thank him for being mentioned
Lets hope next time some do and ask her why gi jane still been dey see if get up and try that again
We all imagined another rock hosting that show.. some THE Rock ;)
Most definitely
And Jada would tell him: "Will, why aren´t you half the man Master Ken is?"
Master Ken should host the next Oscars...the dude has more in terms of real humor than most of these morons in Hollywood. Respect
The Hollywood elite wouldn't survive the encounter.
Facts
😄 If they want people to watch, Ken would be the perfect Master for ratings.
I'd watch that.👍👍
If you haven't already done so, I highly recommend watching Master Ken roast various martial artists to their face at martial arts tournaments. His humor is pretty brutal, along the lines of Ricky Gervais.
Moreover, Matthew Page (the actor behind Master Ken) is legit built like a tank and actually is a decent grappler so I doubt many celebs would want to hit him.
This man is a ruthless comedic genius.
Master Ken, not only a Black belt with iron Will, but also a humor Smith. You Rock!
Underrated
Master Ken, this was the best reaction video to the Will Smith Oscar slap. Bravo!
Always restomp that groin 💥👊🏻
Master Ken is as fast as the light for the memes. And he does always kick the groins.
Always gotta hit and restomp the groin.
Really wanna like this comment but it's at 69!
_"A punchline is literal fighting term"_
*~Master Ken* 😣🤛
That entanglement joke is beautifully subtle lol
Yeah, most people would not get that subtle reference LOL
@@2ZZGE100I don't get it myself actually xD
The puns are brutal
It's funny how Will has a problem with what comes out of Chris's mouth, however he doesn't have a problem with what goes into his wife's mouth!! 😂
Wth 🤣🤣
Vicious. Love it. 😅
Oh no, you're on 69 likes, it will ruin it if I like your comment, but brilliant though.
Lmfao
@@silvergtotwinturbo9984 69 jokes never get old so living past 69 is still doable
I am speechless ... flawless victory Master Ken.
In all seriousness, I'd LOVE to see a video where you actually have Will Smith demonstrating his slap technique and you critiquing it and showing a better, Ameridote way of doing it. That would be classic!
LOL o m g. lol you just know that Will would have his Badboy day. and meltdown.
As always Master Ken’s advice is completely flawless 💪
No one else like this comment, its a great comment but we must maintain 69 likes. 69 joke references in the comments only please.
How many wills does it take to 69 a jada? More than one at least, but no more than 69.
This is one of the finest videos ever made, not just by Master Ken, but by humanity in general. The short time in wich it came out, the analysis and comedy on point, the satire, and the perfect advices for the situation, too. Flawless
I love how he's actually giving people sound advice here.
Yes, it's extremely useful for dodging massively telegraphed, one-tenth speed haymakers thrown after giving verbal warnings that they're coming.
Absolutely brilliant. This was awesome.
“If you’re approached by some prince who’s about to get fresh…” 💀☠️☠️☠️
The snake like speed of Master Ken's groin stomp is un matched.The Cat like timing to strike a joke at the heart of his enemies stellar.
Open hand, because paper beats Rock.
Maybe Chris should have done the 3 stooges eye poke and said scissors beats paper✌️
Damn, Ken left on one savage fricking burn! Master Ken won't let this attack on comedy go unchecked!
“Standing comedy is now a combat sport.”🤣
This is comedy Gold! I have practised Martial Arts and I have met people just like Master Ken!
Brilliant!
Thanks to Master Ken, I've taught my daughter the importance of restomping the groin.
😅
Step number 3: Tell funnier jokes, if you're going to level a personal attack at someone who is in the audience, make sure that it is a comment that will get a big enough laugh that is worth getting slapped over. For instance, instead of making fun of someone's hair, you could talk about the fact that they reveal embarrassing personal details about their marriage and sex life on their television show in order to stay relevant while their film career is in the toilet.
That's not about anybody specific, that's just a random idea that just came in to my mind right now. >.> Jada Pinkett Smith *coughs*
Man, how many times did Matt do that take, there's no way that's done in one take. So funny.
Ele fez de primeira.
O cara é treinado
Straight up savage.
That joke was the equivalent of a haymaker, a suplex, and a submission armbar, all in one at the same time. Nurmagomedov Will be proud.
Maybe Matt didn't but Master Ken surly did!
Thanks for another enlightening crash course in self-defense. 💪🏻
I can't even say it's satire cause everything he said was true 😂
social commentary at its finest. Joe Bob Briggs would be proud.
"What did the 5 fingers, say to the face"?...SLLLLAAAAPPP~ RICK JAMES
Master Ken, you strike me as an analyst as well as a practitioner. Was Will Smith's form good? How much damage, physical and emotional, did both he and chris rock take from this engagement? Which one is more dangerous in a street fight so I know who not to heckle if I'm on an off-day? How am I supposed to finish a fight against a Will-Smith-Esque enemy if, as demonstrated, they clearly have no groin? Thank you for your advice.
Of course not. He didn’t even knock Chris down let alone restomp the groin.
Thanks Master Ken.
Great tips for countering The Pursuit of Slappyness.
Thanks for the training, I am now prepared to go back to the comedy stage
Love you, Master Ken! Keep ‘em coming!!
I saw The Paper Tigers months ago, but just discovered this channel today. Seems your content is exactly what I expected, just a lot better and funnier than it was in my mind. Thanks for the content that I'll be telling all my friends about!
😂😂🤓😂🤓 master ken! Never thought he would do this.
Ty master ken!
Master Ken, Summary of someone's wife was spot on. 🤣 Let's get Jiggy with it. August certainly was.
Hahaha 🤣 Loved it. And might I add:
The best offence against someone who thinks that offensive words are in fact violence is …words. Like “uppercut”, “headbang”, “axekick”, “eye poke”, etc. These words alone will literally cause the attacker the same amount of pain as you actually performing the mentioned violent act.
This also means that your attacks are now only limited by your imagination and ability to speak fast. Naturally, your last words should always be “restomp that groin”.
I'm curious, you don't think words can be violent?
Thank you for your guidance master ken
Once again, Master Ken shows us why he is called "Master"!
Haha! I was hoping Master Ken would come out with a defensive strategy for this!
Why isn't Master Ken getting his own Oscars is beyond me? That way he can deliver his speech just as this one and actually show how the technique is properly done. What better place to execute this effective and deadly move than at the Oscars itself
Master Ken is and American treasure this is great.
The entanglement subliminal reference was a stroke of genius!
Of course the best take on this controversy comes from... Master Ken.
Love your work Master.
Fuck, the amount of references is insane! "Entanglement" just had me in stitches 🤣 How did I miss this one?
If only Chris Rock had this information earlier. Masterful verbal and physical descriptions
You need to send this to Will smith and Chris rock
As soon as a saw this move at the Oscars, I've been eagerly awaiting the Master Ken video on how to defend against it. The Will Smith bitch slap can be dangerous if you don't know how to defend against it!
This man deserves a million subscribers, let's get him there!
Just found the only thing more hurtful than a level 5 Hurticane.....this was savage Master Ken. You deserve a promotion
so will Master Ken beome a Great Grandmaster? or will Great-Great Grandmaster be appropriate?
@@jamesheald7971 Well, we should be humble, but we should also expect and leave room for more promotions after this one. Lets be honest, its only a matter of time before The Honorable Supreme Master Ken develops the next world changing move.
Then, I have no clue where we go from there :)
Thank you Master Ken. Going to apply this to my training effective immediately! You never know when someone's gonna run up on you and give you the ol Smith slap!
I knew it was coming and Master Ken didn’t disappoint, that was SAVAGE 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Will Smith slap is such a deadly attack 👀
The long lost monkey death grip
Will Simp slap
If you are getting approached by some prince that's about to get fresh hahaha 🤣👍😁
I saw paper Tigers on Netflix the other day. Master Ken you are fantastic.
Thank you Osensei!
Your slap defence is far more real and believable than the actual slap that Chris Rock received. 🤣
"A staged event , at a staged event, attended by people who get paid to stage events"
Making me laugh on a cloudy Tuesday morning. Thanks to all for this.
Thanks Ken. Good advice.
In this case re-stomping that groin might not have effect since he's already numb of getting it stomped by the wife.
Jada Smith couldn't take a joke about alopecia....
That's hair loss.
Genius! You’re all set now that making jokes is so dangerous - Full Contact Comedy FTW. You going to get Will on for a private?
WAOO! Master Ken is not only mortal with his hands but also with his brain. This was a drop mic level video.
Ken, you are the Master! Philosophy and humor and and and strength... you know the deal!
Your videos never get old, thanks for the laughs mann
Master Ken straight up summarized the situation in the most perfect satire ever. Awesome to know where he stood on that situation haha
This was absolutely brilliant.
And on point
The references, the wordplay is well played Master Ken!
Thank you for the funniest thing that I've seen all week. And stomp that groin!
This really really deserved more views at the time
That was fast and lethal. Iwish I had seen this when it came out. But it was still perfect.
Pure gold
The best video regarding the incident so far, but there's only 1 master Ken.
Omg this is one of the greatest things I have ever seen!!!! Bravo
You are sooooooooo wise Master Ken,,, TY!!
Know as entanglement 😂😂😂
This should have 1 million views by now!
Excellent Master Ken hit it out of the park!
YOOOO!! Master Ken went in, jeez. I felt every sting of those punchlines.
We love you master ken hi again from Belgium..🤗🤗🤗
I hope Chris Rock gets to see this.
Perfect mix of dry, sarcastic and hysterical.
My first thought was that Will Smith needs to see it
Mr Sir Sensei Master Ken always learns fast and knows how to counter any verbal or slappetislap techniques.
Damn Master Ken. Zero fucks given “Jada Pinkett Smith…cough” 🤣
I was waiting for this lol. Thank you
Master Ken, the hero we need now.
Thank you this is righteous!!!!!
Wow !!!
This is almost... poetic.
Amazing video, master Ken.
Master ken, never stops amazing me. All those references.
I’m speechless.
A master indeed.
That was brilliant! Always restomp that groin!😂
I was eagerly waiting for this 🤣
LOLLL!!! I knew the fight experts would jump on this!
Thank you master Ken for addressing this in your fashion… Great job and thank you 🙏
Genius master Ken!! Fantastic criticism !!! Congrats!!!
I Choose to Watch Master Ken Over the Oscar's EVERY time!
thank you master ken
Loved you on Big Sky! You should do a defense video for that!
This is probably the funniest video I’ve seen all week.
Master Ken is the master of brutal puns and fatality memes...those are not some JADAd idea.
All of Master Ken's strikes are more realistic than Will's stage slap.