my favorite part about the taser lady is the fact that she was Definitely Actually One Of The Drug Suspects and he just didn't notice because the bowl cut was so tantalizing. Way to accidentally do your job, we are so proud.
10:33 "How come everyone's special but me?" Josh that just means *you* are special. I mean, they do trust you with an unlimited amount of pepper spray!
physics glitches, telekinesis, and superhuman prisoner transports aside, the zero tolerance for excessive use of force is easily the most unrealistic part of this game hands down
This is one of my all-time favorite videos of yours. Every sentence out of your mouth cracks me up. I would love to see more of this kind again! The management sim games are fun too, but they're starting to feel same-y.
0:45 when i read the list i thought there was a comma between breath analyzer so it was breath, analyzer i went "well yeah of course you need to breathe"
Whenever you post a video, I think in my mind "What the hell is this maniac up to this time" But if its satisfactory "Oh God, I got a bad feeling about this"
Bro, im here since you got 27k subs, and i still love your humor, and how you do everything, im the one that tries to do the things right in the game (but sometimes not) and you're the guy that fucks everything up (like my best friend that makes me freak out when i try to take the things seriously but i still laugh at the caos and destruction) i just wanted to say thanks, love u, keep the awesome work
This is exactly what I needed during quarantine. I am a little late to the video but I just found your channel and I *love* it. I have watched your "Planet Zoo" videos and *I WANT MORE PLANET ZOO VIDEOS!!!*
Everyone keeps commenting on how topical and fitting the title is, but it's not just the title, it's almost every single line of commentary that's about him doing hilariously evil stuff just because he can. Kinda scary when you think about it that way.
I’m sure someone else has already mentioned it but I think it’s so funny that the woman he pepper sprays is clearly one of the suspects from the first case
I swear to God I cry by laughter every time this dude speaks it's so funny wow is that the flash okay by flash I'm going to give you a ticket for doing absolutely nothing
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
I would love to know where this police precinct got its pepper spray with its like 9 million consecutive sprays.
Let's Game It Out pepper farms you fool, where else?
a black hole is inside the pepper spray
do PewDiePie's Tuber Simulator
how do we know it doesnt have 10 million consecutive sprays?
Thats not pepper
*Breathes*
"You were arrested for polluting the air with your carbon dioxide."
This is totally how it felt sometimes!
Zero tolerance
eyy nice display picture
*exhales*
“sir you’re arrested for contributing to global warming”
off to the lake with you!
"Then remind your boss who's in charge"
>Shoots him in the head
"Whoops"
11:41 you are welcome
The Captain will remember that
josh taking things seriously means chaos and destruction
Also josh not taking things seriously means chaos and destruction
@@tntexploder7665 Josh means chaos and destruction
We love our chaotic evil boi
This is how ussr collapsed.
It does, which is why i love his vids.
"You're gonna wanna stop running because I've got a taser, and I'm like really really really excited to use it."
If that's not the best warning I've ever heard, I don't know what is, lol.
The fact that the black haired woman was actually one of the perpetrators and Josh didn't know but still attacked her lmao
why
hello
@@TNT9-Team ;)
It says mission 0%, but I'm pretty sure that woman is now so traumatized, she'll never even think about committing a crime again 😅
my favorite part about the taser lady is the fact that she was Definitely Actually One Of The Drug Suspects and he just didn't notice because the bowl cut was so tantalizing. Way to accidentally do your job, we are so proud.
Stop ruining our fun SuMmo
@@someting9205 You do know that makes it 10x funnier
Wait he actually played the game!? That’s not what I signed up for
I think you have finally found your true calling. You would make an excellent corrupt cop lol
@@K204SDK jake!!!
Didn't expect you to reply thanks 😂
God, this is probably true.
Although Grace... Prepare yourself for the next simulator game...
It's too bad he didn't ruin into any Graces in this game...
Josh: *Tickets innocent lady*
Lady: "This day just can't get any better.."
Josh: "You mean worse? I can make it worse!" *Slaps on handcuffs*
Yes that’s what’s happened. Thanks for letting me know
@@mmuussmiiisssimmmmmmiiiii1034 You're welcome
when you see this man pulling you over just keep driving then
Just like real life
3:31
“How come everyone is special but me?” - I feel that on an emotional level
The way he just Wile E. Coyote'd into the water was hilarious though
Doesn’t that make you special?
Same
"I think that's him" *shoots someone that's a block away*
That's the most accurate police work shown
You're the only youtuber that makes me properly laugh. Seriously I have to keep rewinding your vids because I miss parts while I'm laughing.
omg, same here
Same
I can relate.
'i feel like the justice has been served'
ahahahg you should watch dazgames, he’s hilarious too lol
Man the new season of Brooklyn Nine-Nine looks great
Using pepper spray to push someone into the lake? Yeah, I can imagine Jake doing that.
More like Brooklyn January-January.
Brooklyn Josh-Josh
Brooklyn Let's Game-It Out
@@renakunisaki actually maybe Rosa
The most hardworking cop out there...
Dang, 43 likes. You must really know what you're talking about.
@@joshblank You give me a headache.
His excited voice at just reading the word 'Handgun' made me smile SOOO hard. 😂
"Dammit, this game is zero-tolerance policy"
*game let you arrest woman for nothing*
just like real life.
@@tootygroody6026 From a certain point of view...
If you've seen what's going on in the UK, this didn't age well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Because she was tolerant!
Me looking a Warframe
"This car I've been unable to master"
*immedietly does a flip*
And then he touches a small wall while driving at it in 1km/h and teleports into 4th dimension
"oh shocker i fall into the water..."
"How come everyone's special but me" i feel ya bro
Story of my life
“Lady, you should really stop because I’ve got a taser and I’m like really really really excited to use it”
Josh: "Fine, I'll prove to you that I deserve a gun."
Josh, five seconds later: "Ooh, let's go to the beach!"
“Then remind your boss who’s boss”
**Accidentally shoots boss**
*”whOOps!”*
That was a headshot too.
“Josh! That kills people!”
My mans be growing fast, you're my favourite channel on youtube!
wow he had like 1500 subscribers when i came here. Look it now
I just realized he had 188k i've always thougt he had some 1 mil or smth. He defo too small for the work he does
Agreed
Me to
yeah he's doing great for, cutting all blanks between each phrases so the adhd kids who never opened a book don't lose attention for a second :)
Finally a game that can somewhat restrain this monster
Lol
No game can restrain him
If you think tasing innocent women is showing restraint... You must be a RL cop
@@someting9205 Dude. Not cool
*FACEPALM*
11:00 LOL I LAUGHED TOO HARD XD
Ikr XD
Just like the Gta 4 swings
"How come everyone is special but me"
*Emotional Crits!*
The deadest "I hope you have fun, I know I did" yet
Its been 7 years how are you?
JK
10:33 "How come everyone's special but me?"
Josh that just means *you* are special.
I mean, they do trust you with an unlimited amount of pepper spray!
i agree with that even tho this was from 2 years ago, lol.
@@parfsnstuffaf4115I agree with you agreeing with him, despite it being 2 years old
RUclips picked a bad time to recommend this video lol
Yeah lol
Right?
This guy is the best.
“Damn this zero tolerance policy”
PFFFTT
"An innocent woman died in the lake today of unknown causes. No investigation necessary."
I have never laughed as much ever as how much I have on this channel. I’m so grateful for its existence
physics glitches, telekinesis, and superhuman prisoner transports aside, the zero tolerance for excessive use of force is easily the most unrealistic part of this game hands down
Right? Why can't he write it off as obstruction of justice? Clearly the lady wasn't obeying the order to stand down!
According to legend, the woman pepper sprayed and tazed over and over until she drowned in the lake was named... GRACE.
Oh yeah definitely
Ik XD what’s with games and the name grace? XD
@@pixeldrawsstuff4506,
From the Planet Zoo videos he made.
GRAACCCCE
@@brunnomenxastarted in the Startup Company sim
I love the authenticity that this video shows with this career
"Is ThAt A dEaD bOdY oVeR tHeRe?! Imma comin."
Reacting to a dead body is not Josh behaviour.
he just wanted a hug
After that it quickly says send help
"This car I've been unable to master"
immedietly does a flip
Yea I want lunch
“Besides this car that I have been unable to master” Immediately flips car sideways twice
It's heartening to see an accurate representation of modern policing from Josh with no exaggeration.
"Before I leave, pepper spray into the coffee" I just thought I'd SEASON THE FOOD A LITTLE
how come everyone is special, but me! --- godly line XD
*Josh uploads at 5 am*
Me: I’m up I’m up
You're the best! I set it live the moment it was done, haha.
“Heroes Never Give” had me rolling after the Batman/Catwoman debacle
This is one of my all-time favorite videos of yours. Every sentence out of your mouth cracks me up. I would love to see more of this kind again! The management sim games are fun too, but they're starting to feel same-y.
Josh: plays as a builder
Josh: *DESTRUCTION*
Josh: plays as a doctor
Josh: *TORTURE*
Plays as a cop: CHAOS
Plays as a cop; Breaks the laws.
"This car, which I have been unable to master"
*Car immediately does spontaneous barrel roll
0:45 when i read the list i thought there was a comma between breath analyzer so it was breath, analyzer i went "well yeah of course you need to breathe"
10:58 best part
10:33 "how come everyone's special but me?" doesnt that mean that you are actually the only real special one
8:26 I love how right before you hit someone the game just stops like the to be continued meme
Whenever you post a video, I think in my mind
"What the hell is this maniac up to this time"
But if its satisfactory
"Oh God, I got a bad feeling about this"
Soon he'll get his hands on trains…soon.
Josh is not the we need, but the hero we have.
Love how he just parks his car weirdly when the mission is called “Irregular Parking”
0:16 Arms in the back or arms in the front... Instantly subscribed
"Whoops! I wasn't texting! (Whispers menacingly: I was texting)" lmao
Sometimes the RUclips algorithm does good.
Thanks RUclips for my new favourite RUclipsr.
10:33 "how come everyone's special but me?" doesnt that mean that you are actually the only real special one
11:00 got me in tears!
10:45 “besides this car I’ve been unable to master”
*effortlessly kick flips the whole car*
"Before I leave *pepper spray into the coffee* "
I love this channel so much
Bro, im here since you got 27k subs, and i still love your humor, and how you do everything, im the one that tries to do the things right in the game (but sometimes not) and you're the guy that fucks everything up (like my best friend that makes me freak out when i try to take the things seriously but i still laugh at the caos and destruction) i just wanted to say thanks, love u, keep the awesome work
Thanks man!
Your under arrest for breathing!
Died of unknown causes no investigation necessary automatically makes this the most accurate cop game ever
fr lmao they did their research ig
1:15 ive never seen him laugh so hard
"Listen People when you see the woo woos you move out of the way." ~makes strange noises with mouth ~
This is exactly what I needed during quarantine. I am a little late to the video but I just found your channel and I *love* it. I have watched your "Planet Zoo" videos and *I WANT MORE PLANET ZOO VIDEOS!!!*
No matter what kind of games you play, it will be fun to watch. Keep up the good work
Maybe it's me watching it so late so my brains weird but every line spoken from this man is comedy defined
Imagine getting pulled over and just hearing “hey there it’s josh welcome back to let’s game it out”
The most realistic depiction of American cops I've ever seen in a video game..
No
I think my favorite part is him saying he's unable to master the cop car amd immediately turns it into an airborne vehicle
0:55 good to see Thanos settled down and turned into a police captain
Can we just take a moment and thank Josh for the hundreds of hours he spends playing to create these funny 20 min videos for us
Can we just take a moment and thank Josh for the hundreds of hours he spends playing to create these funny 12
min videos for us
The pure pleasure in his voice when reading the word handgun takes his sociopathy to a whole new level
*Reads title of video and clicks*
Oh, I'm sorry I thought this was a news headline.
well, I'm not disappointed.
11:01
that was amazing XD
"Bye The Flash!" *waves*
I died.
'Everyone was special but me'
best line lol
Me, immediately after seeing the title: So a normal cop then?
Didn’t take me long to find a idiot
@@privatedino3239 ART THOU CALLING ME IDIOTIC??? Well you'd be right, but one thing I am sure of is that the police need to get de-funded!
@@anxiousace4393 so they can get the police stations burned down no vehicles or training more crime less officers barley any equipment.
@@privatedino3239 No??? Anyways bye!! Hope you get educated soon!!!!💅💋❤
@@anxiousace4393 I hope you get your education not from random news-channels in the future
Me reading the title: "So, you're a normal American cop?"
this comment hits diff rn
zeze f *oh no*
KitkatKate 😂😅
Not true but go off I guess
Pepega clap wr
"Oh yeah I think that's him" starts shooting someone 50 meters away XD
"Did they just screenshot their camera view?" 😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂
I feel like he never smoked a joint in his life but its so fun to watch this high 😂😂. your editing is flawless too man 😍😍
1:45 when u find 3 week old stale pizza rolls in your back pocket
Everyone keeps commenting on how topical and fitting the title is, but it's not just the title, it's almost every single line of commentary that's about him doing hilariously evil stuff just because he can. Kinda scary when you think about it that way.
Um, I wouldn’t exactly consider this game to be the epitome of realism...
I’m sure someone else has already mentioned it but I think it’s so funny that the woman he pepper sprays is clearly one of the suspects from the first case
"Look, when you people see the 'whoo whoo's you get out of the way, right?"
I loved this.
He’s has better reasoning than most actual police have for doing this
Stfu Sharon
@Jeremy Tolbert stfu Jeremy you sound like a person who gets mad when someone takes too long at the water fountain in school
I’m goin after everyone who comments on my comments
@@a_raccoon6872 Your also liking your own comments.
@@Villadgent oh i didn’t mean to I’m still getting used to the comments layout also stfu toxic
My life: "how come everyone's special but me"
I swear to God I cry by laughter every time this dude speaks it's so funny wow is that the flash okay by flash I'm going to give you a ticket for doing absolutely nothing
“That where I’d put a dead body”
Josh have you killed someone lol
It’s the exhausted sounding “ Yolanda *stop* “ for me
I'm so happy you posted!! Thanks Josh!
Josh : A word = a whole joke
Me : A word = nothing exist on the world
literally me
What?
Os this some sort of communication way between kids?
@@salmon2518 Not the slightest clue
6:27 she looked like she was doing the dolphin form TikTok 😂
Another great video but....where is Grace!! It's been too long since she has been tormented!
Grace legally changed her name to Yolanda.
I think Grace has developed a 6th sense at this point and knew to flee the city.
@@LetsGameItOut Running from the maniacal dictator! hahaha
Nah, that aint the flash, that is enrico pucci.
Everything is a Jojo's Bizzare Adventure reference.
EVERYTHING.
"The way I play every game is about *could*, not *should*." *proceeds to open up the door to the woman's restroom*
I love your gameplay I don't know why but I love it
@jack jackson lock your phone when it's in your pocket lol
Can't believe how far the police simulators have come so far since flying cop cars between islands.
Anthony guest appearance when?
9:40 - That's Yolanda with her briefcase full of money!!!!!
"how come everyone special but me?" Crap, that hit me on a different level
5:21 “before I leave, pepper spray into the coffee and definitely in the police captains mug”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"We need to find the red jeaned red hair man" passes him in lik 100 mph
Hey there its let's game it out, welcome back to josh.
when the woo woos come you get out of the way. 4:44 lol i laghed so hard when i heard this!!!!!!!!!!