Japanese Parent: And this children is Yagoo with his broken dreams. Learn to be comedians instead of being idols so one day you can break Yagoo's dreams too.
I think a lot if that is the algorithm. Because it caught “for kids!”. RUclips has no idea how much of a shit poster kaichou is(I approve ofc). But you just know some parent will click on it because it said for kids. And thus, the circle of trolling of RUclips’s algorithm will be everlasting.
I've seen a very vulgar clip from the mike tyson cartoon which was marked for kids One of the most viewed videos of the anglerfish dance from GuP -is- was marked for kids The live video of Powerwolf's Resurrection by Erection is marked for kids Really low bar to pass.
@@patrickmulopo7957 Oh, if you want wholesome Vtubers, you should look into Tokoyami Towa, ZonBko, and Amatsuka Uto. If you want wholesome Vtubers that speak English, maybe try Froot (also known as Apricot the Lich), Gawr Gura, Ninomae Ina'nis, and Hana Macchia. Hope that helps!
I mean, those channels do exploit the children for money like "YES TIMMY, WE'LL PLAY ALONG WITH YOUR STUPID GAME AS LONG AS YOU KEEP MAKING US MONEY ALRIGHT?! NOW KEEP REVIEWING TOYS AND PLAYING AROUND OR WE'LL BEAT YOU!"
FAQ stands for First Asked Questions, so when they say "FAQ Y!" they want to teach you critical thought and educate yourself. Because they love and care about you
I always assumed that Sakura Miko was an elite gamer. But this song makes it seem like elite is her species. She is just the living entity of eliteness.
Coco making kid’s content is like having Santa murdering a reindeer. Either the kids would be scared for life, or they’ll laugh and became a Yakuza in the future.
@@priestesslucy3299 I mean, Coco could do literally every animal Hololive girl if she wanted to, but that probably would've made the song way too long.
Don't worry. The VODs will all stay up. Her Members-Only content will all dissappear due to monetization issues. But all of her public videos and streams all stay up, even after graduation.
Alright cancel all music, nothing can or will ever top this. Enjoy it lads, we've seen the pinnacle, the peak, and we shall never hit it for the first time ever again.
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Coco-oneesan is the most family friendly Vtuber around
Even her Yakusa Clan approve this fact.
S U S
Ain't that the truth, pardner.
lmao that emoji xDd
Definitely not sus
The worst part is that I’ll never be able to watch this for the first time again
Unless you rewatch it a couple years later
@@NavyNexus_ Excuse me, but I have the capabilities to do so
@@alanj8118 Username checks out
A FaQ here and a FaQ there. Here a FaQ there a FaQ everywhere a FaQ
:((
Imagine Japanese parents playing this to their 3 year olds by accident
*Cultured Parents*
Somehow I doubt they will do it on accident.
Intentionally? Yes.
Imagine this gets flagged for children's content.
Japanese Parent: And this children is Yagoo with his broken dreams. Learn to be comedians instead of being idols so one day you can break Yagoo's dreams too.
@@bombader2677 lol BITCH MADE PASTA is still flagged as for children
Normal guitarist: moves hand and fingers up and down to hit the strings.
Coco guitarist: moves guitar up and down so that the strings hit her fingers.
Coco uses her badonkers to play the guitar
Genius
@@yamashiro6267 So Coco is giving paizuri to that guitar? What a lucky guitar, i wish i was that guitar.
The strings?
Funny.. *She's using her ti-*
The funniest thing is RUclips really certified this to a child Video LOL
yabe-
I was wondering why this video popped up again, than I noticed I was able to comment. Lol glad you brought this up xD
I think a lot if that is the algorithm. Because it caught “for kids!”. RUclips has no idea how much of a shit poster kaichou is(I approve ofc). But you just know some parent will click on it because it said for kids. And thus, the circle of trolling of RUclips’s algorithm will be everlasting.
I've seen a very vulgar clip from the mike tyson cartoon which was marked for kids
One of the most viewed videos of the anglerfish dance from GuP -is- was marked for kids
The live video of Powerwolf's Resurrection by Erection is marked for kids
Really low bar to pass.
@@thallan the last one is christian content. Of course they would approve this.
after corrupting the last seiso idol, she retired and went to farm. She is inevitable...
Thanos coco
Accurate af 😂
There's still two left...
@@forever_nocturne4146 there's still Idol resistance in Indonesia
@@alezacrespublik6655 sshh.. that's the plot for endgame
Ayo is this the "Cocomelon" channel the kids are talking about
You might be right on this one, now we need watame to complete the cocomelon
Well she does have soem melons
I hate how I know that reference lmao
Coco + melon
Yup, legit 100%.
No, this is Cocomelons, not Cocomelon
could this be considered as Coco's first *official* song cover? could you even argue this is her official first original song?
Yes.
Still a cover of old MacDonald.
@@StuckOnKure is creeper, aw man an original song?
If it is, this is
@@326inminecraft unfortunately no, it isn't original and is still a cover. :^(
*He screams, for he does not know"
As an American I’m so glad I can finally learn English
Same
Sorry for bad english it's my first language
Same
Im two year old and just learn english sorry for bad english
Same
I’m a fetus sorry for bad English
Lol
Same
My parents just fricked a hour ago sorry for bad english
I like how for some time yesterday, this was actually marked as yt kids
One of haachama cooking videos called bitch made pasta is still classified fir kids
@@patrickmulopo7957 Oh, if you want wholesome Vtubers, you should look into Tokoyami Towa, ZonBko, and Amatsuka Uto. If you want wholesome Vtubers that speak English, maybe try Froot (also known as Apricot the Lich), Gawr Gura, Ninomae Ina'nis, and Hana Macchia. Hope that helps!
Huge kusa
I'd trust Coco with my children way more than most RUclips childrens channels TBH...
Very fair. At least you know she wont exploit them. Corrupt them maybe, but exploit them? Nah never
Its legit these youtube kids are doing, exploit kids are youtube kids are good at , I rather go for coco
Coco Kiryu > cocomelon
I mean, those channels do exploit the children for money like "YES TIMMY, WE'LL PLAY ALONG WITH YOUR STUPID GAME AS LONG AS YOU KEEP MAKING US MONEY ALRIGHT?! NOW KEEP REVIEWING TOYS AND PLAYING AROUND OR WE'LL BEAT YOU!"
That moment when your kids return with a tail.
if your friend is confused why coco is considered one of the smartest in hololive, show them this video.
this is PEAK content.
Nah mate this is not even PEAK Coco content yet
This is not even her peak yet
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
And Coco...
Is going...
*EVEN FUUURTHER BEYOOOOOOND*
Coco just keep moving forward
"Where everything is wholesome"
Miko: "FAQ U!"
Yes, truly family friendly
FAQ = LOVE
hai..
Indeed family friendly
FAQ stands for First Asked Questions, so when they say "FAQ Y!" they want to teach you critical thought and educate yourself. Because they love and care about you
You forgot the bitjh?
Songs starts out seiso, then slowly murders Yagoo's dreams
HAI
You cannot murder something what was already dead.
Coco : everything is wholesome here
Literally the animals on her farm : curses on Japanese
YAGOO: *curses in HAI*
Can you tell me what curses are they using?
@@iejaculatefire8958 Subaru : says are you a idiot in Japanese. Pekora : says to stop screwing with her. Miko and cocokaine is obvious.
as they say, ignorance is bliss
Kaichou promised us a song cover and she did it
RTA RUclips algorithm auto-classifying this video as "For Kids"
It is a bit dangerous as YT will disable comments and other YT features.
That's like a sidegrade demonetization
Gonna be honest. Haachama cooking was classified as for kids. Need I say more?
I AM A FUCKING PROPHET
2:32 for kids yes
1:00 Start
1:16 Duck (Ahiru)
1:42 Rabbit (Usagi)
2:08 Elite (Eli-to)
2:34 B()tch (bitcchi)
3:00 Dream (yume)
That "yume" hits different with Yagoo's pict there 🗿
When the elite said FAQ repeatedly it sounded like an actual duck
Where was watame the sheep, shes an actual farm animal, same with chicken
who is the bitch? i know pekora miko and duck but whos bitch?
@@NeostormXLMAX Watame was currently being eaten by Botan. Kiara had to keep working on her gift for Calli. Completely understandable you see
I always assumed that Sakura Miko was an elite gamer. But this song makes it seem like elite is her species. She is just the living entity of eliteness.
At the words elite as a species I can stop thinking about Halo and Miko holding a plasma rifle going wort wort which actually means faq faq
Wotwotwotwot
Miko is elite, OK?
心が荒れた時に見に来てしまいます 会長ありがとうございます
Coco making kid’s content is like having Santa murdering a reindeer.
Either the kids would be scared for life, or they’ll laugh and became a Yakuza in the future.
Lmao
What if Coco makes a song about Santa murdering a reindeer in the future.
Weird Al made a song about that once.
@@pyrotempestwing Santa Claus killing a reindeer.
@@FamishedJoe
1:30 「楽しいね」ここ世界一可愛いポイント
I never thought I'd cry to Coco singing old Macdonald. o7
-4 day before last stream.
today is the last stream
@@cherryia PAIN PEKO
After she'd retired, I bet that she would have a farm like this~
Like Thanos!?!
1:30 楽しいねっ☆
1:56 たくさんの仲間とくらしているねぇ！
って言ってる所がめっちゃ好き
The real reason we haven't had an EN collaboration is no one could keep up with her.
Not even the bottom left abyss dweller kiara?
I was expecting Kiara to be the chicken in MCoco's farm. Atleast we got Subaru and Pekora in MCoco's farm.
there's one actually, but she couldn't find her bottles of smirnoff and vodka
@@aminazman9311 Kiara may be more bottom than Coco, but she's far too left to keep up with Coco's ultra big bottom right brain.
@@thegreatbeavers that's for the music video version, just you wait!
歌い始めた瞬間「わためが出るんだろうな」と思ってたから
予想してなかった先輩イジリで腹筋崩壊w
首だけ出して埋められたYAGOO・・・
社長やぞ:(；ﾞﾟ'ωﾟ'):
Somehow Coco is at once both the most wholesome Hololive member and the most yab Hololive member, how does she do it?!!
That's how Yakusa works
I could say most yab is Haachama/ Akai Haato.
Asacoco is a pathway to many abilities some May consider unnatural.
It's the power of her stand STRENGTH
DUAL-WIELD!
When she said "good night mfers"
That hit me hard
Same
Ahhh it fukin hurts
I love the fact that Yagoo is buried same as his dream
"Where everything is wholesome"
Oh boy I bet this will end well
The sad thing is that this might be her first and last cover song...
No worries she got an upcoming original song with Good Morning Motherfuckers as lyrics...based dragon QAQ
This was fucking hilarious. Never change, Coco.
どのパートを切り取ってもカオスで満足度高い……w
I'm gonna miss this kinda stuff.
coco is targeting the kids now, she is unstoppable!
a young target audience. samcoco hydragon
You do know the way you said that sounds very wrong in many levels
@@randomness3710 Oh, they're most likely aware.
Just like matsuri
"Everything is wholesome"
Coco lied as naturally as she breathe
ココおねぇさんの歌大好きw
天才すぎるw
Me watching Subaru and Pekora show up: "Ok, yeah, I can see finding a duck and a rabbit on a farm."
Me when Miko shows up: "Wait, what?"
Ah yes.. My favorite farm animal:
*The ELITE*
Yay : D
Ah yes
The bitch
I was disappointed that the sheep and the _cow_ weren't here
@@priestesslucy3299 I mean, Coco could do literally every animal Hololive girl if she wanted to, but that probably would've made the song way too long.
1 July 2021.....Ignore me...I’m remembering happier times
This is like top-tier shitpost material
She has truly mastered the ways of r/Hololive, maybe even redefined them
Refined? Bruh, she's basically RUNNING the sub now.
You know it is early when true fans are only here and no dislikes.
oops! there's one!
You shouldnt point it out, there will be assholes that will press dislike
Now there are 16
@@gerdanbombales haters gonna hate
@@gerdanbombales Its not assholes, its the chinese. They are still butthurt for saying taiwan is its own country.
I like how she moves the guitar up and down.
To distract the kids from Jiggle Physic of course, so it will be family friendly ...
SAVE THE ARCHIVES!
Don't worry. The VODs will all stay up. Her Members-Only content will all dissappear due to monetization issues. But all of her public videos and streams all stay up, even after graduation.
@@Jaeeden Yea it doesent work like that. If a content gets mass reported they might loose entire channel
Even in the farm, she can't stop memeing HoloLive.
YAGOO crumbling away as we speak..
Ah yes, my favorite animal the E L I T E
The exotic and elusive *FAQ you!* Elite.
The rare, endangered 'Dream'
Certainly lol
FAQ U= Love 💕💕💕💕💕
Approach said animal with caution
Now this is more family friendly than Pekora
always have been
I mean, that's not really difficult.
Indeed
xD lmao
Hey Pekora brings smiles to everyone's faces!
Coco:
I'll be actually making family friendly content now.
Staff:
[sweats profusely]
Lmao I just imagine that meme with the guy who sweats so much 😂
"Something's wrong, I can feel it"
XD
Change is so abrupt. I never expected this to be a video I'm watching with such mixed emotions
Honestly, better than 99% of actual kids videos out there.
LMAO
Welcome to Mcoco's Farm, here we have:
- Untitled Duck Game
- Terrorist
- Michael De Santa Sister
- Bitch
- Broken Dream
Miko de Santa
草
They having a "bitch farm". Please purified me
Who is the bitch?
Usada bin Laden
The most wholesome song in hololive
Those folks thought this was a Kids song, sasuga Coco you did it.
I'm taking a break from studying when i stumbled upon this
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now i put this on loop while studying
Me with my kids: "stop with that cocomelon nonsense... we have asacoco at home!"
the MOST educational and WHOLESOME content ever
素敵な農場だね！
i like how Yagoo just allows Coco to continue with all this
I miss her
Aren't we all
Would definitely let kids watch this.
This is very *EDUCATIONAL*
i will never forget you kaichou
o7
I'm ready for a 5 hour version with every member
このお歌の中毒性の高さよ😃歌うタイプのあさココやで🎵
I'll keep this song forever ❤️ so Everytime i miss coco ill listen to this again and again thank you so much legendary dragon ❤️❤️❤️
god i miss her so much
こういうNHKの数分間の番組っぽいのとか、朝ココのCMっぽいのとか、溢れるセンスを短時間に詰め込んだ感じの会長の動画クセになる
すごい破壊力w 何回も観てしまう🤣
シリーズ化してほしいくらいだよ
I'm going to miss this a lot, Thank you so much for everything coco.
歌うのを避けてた会長が歌ネタの動画を出すまでに成長するとは…泣けるぜ(後方腕組古参勢面）
This was freakin' hilarious, I really didn't see the other "animals" coming at all!
Found this 1 day after graduation, still can't see a video as funny as this without crying!
RUclips will forever be haunted, be forever cursed, with the knowledge that, for even a brief moment, this video was on RUclips Kids
Bitch made pasta is still there
7 months and possibly counting
@@timekeeperz9714 Well, that video itself is pretty safeish, it’s mostly the name. Not that it should be on there to begin with.
We already miss you Kaichou
切り抜き上げてくれると信じていました！
ココ腹抱えて笑いました。
I will miss this..
I came back to this once again 🧡 Love u Coco
Alright cancel all music, nothing can or will ever top this.
Enjoy it lads, we've seen the pinnacle, the peak, and we shall never hit it for the first time ever again.
Kaichou, don't leave...
初めての'歌ってみた'ありがとうございます
Alright kids, I am taking you out of school. Meet your new teacher Coco.
A just remember this song today
Remember when this was marked for RUclips kids
子供向けの童謡として人気が出ちまうぜ
Can't wait for the full version of this.
There is no one on this earth more knowledgeable than Coco when it comes to Hololive memes.
lol
El mejor cover de Hololive
I will show this video to my child in the future
Just found this song recently
I'm gonna cry...
Wow Coco deliver the best content ever. She 1 of the few hololive members that can play guitar without any hands too.
英語の発音も歌声バチバチに綺麗ですこすこ
涙流しながら聞く曲じゃないでしょ・・・楽しい思い出ありがとう！
おんなじ気持ちです
I miss these days so much 😊
Im playing this to my kids when I get older and ima tell em this is what i grew up with
Parenting doing right
Ill treasure this legendary song of coco❤️
この動画見るとなんか安心するw
Taking a big nostalgia hit today...I wasnt even a member, but I always watched the Meme stream. She was really something.
"Where everything is wholesome"
Press X to doubt
Nahh jk
we will miss you kaichou😭😭😭
SHE IS NOW GONE
This is the content RUclips always needed ever since it's creation.
私はこの状況に相応しい語彙を持っております。
「阿鼻叫喚」