Practical Movies * Stripes * Pvt. Benjamin [ Rewrite # 7 * Army Roundup #1 ]

Wherein we delve... But save the deep stuff for another time.
But someone keeps adding drama to my comedies??? [Derp!]
Oh, but I forgot to say "like Star Wars" when I was talking about bluffing and blasting, BUT that wasn't the finale, just the rescue of the Princess, AND Luke and Han weren't necessarily trained soldiers on a mission. In the backstory, Han is trained in infantry, blah, blah, but the crux of Luke's final victory was Han bailing him out and also being a magical space wizard, so I guess John and Russ do OK since they don't have magic powers?
It's hard to talk for ten minutes sometimes in a dry room.
Note: Actually, M*A*S*H; Kelly's Heroes; Catch-22 all came out in 1970.